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BACCANAL IA 2012
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Contents
4 EDITORIAL | Katri Blomqvist
5 WORDS FROM THE CHAIR | Salla Rokka
6 BOARD OF 2012 | Lotta Mäkinen
10 MY 1st YEAR AS AN ENGLISH STUDENT | Pirkka Hallamaa & Viivi Mustonen
11 LIFE BEYOND UNIVERSITY | Eetu Laine
12 STUDENT CAFETERIAS | Pirkka Hallamaa
14 ANGLICA BAND NIGHT | Mikko Salminen & Anna Vahtera
16 EX-SECRETARIES IN DARING PHOTOS | Julia Hamara & Riikka Salmela
18 OK, KB | Hai Nguyen
24 ANGLICA FOOD CLUB | Satu Salo & Ville Niemi
26 ANGLICA BEER CLUB | Otto Lehikoinen & Vesa Koskela
28 A MINIMAL PAIR PUB CRAWL | Janne Haapaniemi & Anne Heikkilä
32 "DID YOU KNOW...?" | Joonas Nikkanen
34 POEMS | Janne Peltomäki
chief editor | Katri Blomqvist
layout | Julia Hamara
photos | Julia Hamara, Viivi Mustonen, Antti
Lipsanen, Satu Salo, Antti Suomela
printing | X-copy
run | 120
NIVERSITY. New faces, interesting and less
interesting lectures, tons of reading and
wild parties in the middle of the week.
This was the representation I had in my
mind of my new study place before entering
student life wholly during the first two weeks
of tutoring. Like so many others’, my
impression was soon to be changed for good.
Entering university is not about starting in
another new school, it is much more. It's a
whole new world.
WHEN WE LEFT high school last spring, my
friends and I were convinced (like so many
times before) that this was the end of the
golden days, the feeling of belonging to a
group and the beginning of real adult life,
featuring spaghetti and beans, alongside with
exam loads and a constant shortage of money.
We couldn't have been more wrong. What
happened to me when I first stepped into
university parties happens every day to some
experimental people getting their hands on
drugs or a masterpiece of video games: I
became addicted. From that day on my life has
been so much more than I ever imagined it
could be.
WHEN DOZENS OF NEW AND OLD ENGLISH STUDENTS
come to contact with each other, sharing ideas
takes place on the Internet (let’s be honest and
say Facebook) and during late (early?) hazy
hours of a Thursday night in after parties. And
given the like-mindedness of Anglicans, the
shared ideas aren't likely to be ignored, but
rather forwarded without-of-control laughter. I
know that the current chair would like me to
confess that this is exactly how I found Know
your meme in the first place, apparently and
admittedly years after everyone else did. Oh
well, I guess a freshman has to have some
flaws, don’t you think?
AFTER SPENDING way too many words on
opening up about my personal realisations, let
me say a few more about what you're holding
in your hands right now and for the next thirty
minutes at least, considering its page-turner
nature. Baccanalia 2012 is designed for one
extremely important purpose among several
less outstanding ones: giving you a glimpse of
how our writers perceive their university life
and, believe it or not, their life after
graduation. Each writer has written about
something very dear to them or alternatively
essential to Anglican life. This issue is a
collection of useful evaluations, fascinating
stories and shocking pictures. First and
foremost, however, this issue is about our dear
Dr. Keith Battarbee who has given us more than
we can ever be able to thank him for and is
now leaving us to enjoy his well-earned
pension days. To make sure he is on our minds
even after the last exams of the spring, we've
decided to give you a special dose of Keith in
the form of an interview. Accompanied with
Anglica’s special badge, there is now
questioning who the person to talk about this
spring is.
AS A FRESHMAN I was a bit horrified about what I
had done when I promised to be the editor in
chief of this Baccanalia. I was lost and worried,
to say the least, but obviously for nothing. This
year’s writers have proved themselves to be
active, intelligent and full of ideas. As the
editor, all I had to do was sending a few
emails, organizing one meeting and reading
through the fruits of the writers’ creativity. I
would therefore like to thank the whole team –
especially Julia, the guide without whom we
would have been deep in trouble - for giving
me one wonderful experience more and
giving you the mind-blowing reading package
that is also known as Baccanalia 2012. Because
(don’t say you were not warned) university life
is guaranteed to blow your mind.
Words
From
The
Editor
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KATRI
BLOMQVIST
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REETINGS, my fellow Anglicans! This
part of our annual publication has
traditionally held some inspiring
thoughts from the current chair. So, even
though I have got some pretty big shoes to fill,
I thought I'd do my share by talking a little bit
about identity.
"And the people in the houses all go to the
university, and they all get put in boxes and they
all come out the same. And there's doctors and
there's lawyers and business executives, and
they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all
look just the same." - Malvina Reynolds
FOR MOST OF US, the way we think about
ourselves changes drastically during our first
year at University. We go from being pupils to
being students; from language enthusiasts to
linguists; from being the best in English in our
class to being compared to others who are just
as good, or better. And to grasping sentence
structures as difficult as that last one. Are you
there yet? And perhaps most importantly, we
become humanists. The reshaping of one's
identity is hardly a simple task. You can wear
your Turkulainen humanisti -t-shirts and sport
your blue overalls, and that goes a long way.
But at the end of the day, what really made it
happen for me was that I had other wonderful
people to share those realizations with. It
became clear to me why the concept of
identity has also been called sameness. That, I
believe, is Anglica at its finest. After all, we
can't all be doctors and lawyers, maybe my
role in life is to memorize Beowulf!
AS WE INEVITABLY START to branch out in
our respective directions - be that teaching,
research, other languages or even different
faculties - our identities continue to grow. My
hope is that you won't forget where you started
from, and know that you can always come
home. Sap fest!
Words from the Chair
"AFTER ALL, WE CAN'T ALL BE
DOCTORS AND LAWYERS,
MAYBE MY ROLE IN LIFE IS TO
MEMORIZE BEOWULF!"
Text SALLA ROKKA Photo JULIA HAMARA
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Get a little closer to
the board of 2012
The members of the board were asked to share a little something about
themselves for this year's issue. We hope these oh so revealing answers will help
you to get to know them a little better.
Text LOTTA MÄKINEN Photo ANTTI LIPSANEN
1 I'm from Helsinki but Turku is my home.
2 My reasons for wanting to be a part of the board were ...What's another year?
3 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be Martha Jones. She gets to time
travel with the Doctor and is a total kick-ass. I also envy Abed for his infinite imagination.
4 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say something really profound, like "The
opposite of war isn't peace. It's creation"
5 If I had to name one song that describes me best, it would be Insomnia.
1 Salla Rokka, Chair
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1 I'm originally from Anjalankoski.
2 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be Roger from American Dad.
He's never bored.
3 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say "Hello Ladies!"
4 If I didn't study English, my choice for a major subject would be astrophysics because it
seems cool.
5 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be that I tried to take the
roulette table out for a spin.
2 Tomi Rautaoja, Vice Chair
1 I'm from Vaasa, the mecca of Finnish Swedes.
2 My reason for wanting to be a part of the board was that I wanted to be part of organizing
stuff. On my second time on the board, part of the reason was that nobody else wanted the
job.
3 My favourite pubs/clubs in Turku are Proffa and Three Beers because of the location and
cheap beer. Dynamo because of the music.
4 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be ...That won't happen, I'm so
nice. But it would probably be because of too much liquor.
5 If I had to name one song that describes me best, it would be Ruudolf's
"Bodausanthem"
3 Heikki Haapamäki, Treasurer
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4 Viivi Mustonen, Secretary
1 I'm from the grand village of Vihti.
2 My reason for wanting to be a part of the board was that it is the ultimate excuse to be the
first one at a party and the last one to leave, and to get keys to the joints that matter.
3 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be Phoebe Buffay because I’d
love to be the composer of a masterpiece like “Smelly Cat.”
4 So far the best party organised by Anglica was Britpop, because good music + awesome DJs
+ Dynamo = what’s not to love!?
5 If I had to name one song that describes me the best it would be “Can’t hug every cat.”
5 Hai Nguyen, Info
1 I'm straight outta Vietcong - Varissuo, Turku, Finland.
2 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be Foreman from House MD,
because I've always wanted to be black, a badass with a degree.
3 So far the best party organised by Anglica was Britpop 2012, because we had bomb-ass DJs
and a smokin playlist. Oh and the partygoers were great too. We love you audience!
4 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be for calling the bar patrons
racist homophobes, or other customers.
5 If I had to name one song that describes me the best it would be Mastodon - Megalodon
6 Saara Yli-Kauhaluoma, Educational matters
1 I originate from Rauma.
2 My reasons for wanting to be a member of the board were that, originally, I wanted to make
the most out of my own as well as others' time as a student. It was also the best way to meet
as many new and interesting people as possible. Now, being on board for the third year in a
row, I dunno what I was thinking. I probably have problems letting go. This is the last
round, I swear!
3 My favourite pub in Turku is El Gringo! Yummy tortillas, cheap beer, good music, and nice
staff = everything you need.
4 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be being a pain in the ass.
5 If I had to name one song that describes me the best it would be Rise Against - Swing Life
Away
7 Pirkka Hallamaa, Party&Culture
1 My roots are in Nummi-Pusula, a small town located between two great cities, Turku and
Helsinki, but I'm trying to pull those roots out completely.
2 My favourite bar/club/pub in Turku is Koulu because their own beers are worth drinking,
you don't have to wait in line for hours and the atmosphere inside is amazing!
3 So far the best party organised by Anglica was the Toga Sitz, the whole night was just
bursting with epicness. Another must-attend is Piltti Sitz.
4 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say "You can't spell 'Pirkka' without 'irk'!
5 If I didn't study English, my choice for a major subject would be the subject that would help
me get to study English because DUH!
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7 Janne Haapaniemi, Party&Culture
1 I'm straight outta Raisio, yo!
2 My reasons for wanting to be a part of the board were that I was looking to be an active part
of the student life and since I party a lot, the party&culture posish fits like a glove.
3 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say ...The Kuningas-shirt sold at futisforum2
pretty much sums up my opinion and I'd never invent the wheel again.
4 If I didn't study English, my choice for a major subject would be gender studies because I
would like to understand women.
5 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be emptying their supply of
Jaloviina and repeatedly asking for more.
8 Julia Hamara, Projects
1 I'm from Jyväskylä.
2 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say "Makes you sad panda, yes or no?"
3 If I didn't study English, my choice for a major subject would be ceramic and glass design,
because what I've actually always wanted to do is make clay pots. Really. But then I
thought I should get a real profession and became a humanist.
4 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be John "The Biscuit" Cage,
because he has all these cool widgets like a toilet-flushing remote control and an own nook
behind the unisex toilet.
5 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be my company..
9 Mikko Salminen, Vice Member
1 I was born in Hyvinkää, but raised and schooled right here in Turku. 20810, baby!
2 My reason for wanting to be a part of the board was that, as one former board member
informed me, there always has to be that one member of the board who proves that good
looks haven't got anything to do with election results.
3 If I was to design a t-shirt with a slogan it would say the classic Blues Brothers line ”It's a
hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's
dark, and we're wearing sunglasses”
4 If I didn't study English, my choice for a major subject would be contemporary history
because that's where I first applied to, upon finding my true love: those Friday mornings
studying Aspects of Narrative.
5 If I had to name one song that describes me the best, it would be Kari Peitsamo - Mimmit
Pihtaa.
9 Jarkko Kouhia, Vice Member
1 I was born in Zürich, CH, then lived allover in Finland, including HKI, Jyväskylä, and
Hämeenlinna. 03 area is where I've spent most of my life before TKU.
2 If I could be a character from my favourite TV show I would be Rainbow Dash! NO, Applejack!
Wait, I don't even know what they are. Next question!
3 My favourite bar/club/pub in Turku is The Castle, because on the very first day I was told it
HAS to be my favorite, so it has been, ever since.
4 So far the best party organised by Anglica was iNMatES. Because it spanned the whole
weekend, and there was so much to attend (and consume).
5 If I was to be kicked out of a club the probable reason would be doing permanent damage to
people's eyesight with my unparalleled moves on the dancefloor (both literally and
metaphorically).
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My First Year as an English Student
PH Oh my, it’s quite impossible to try to
summarize the first year in university. The
parties, the great moments shared with
newfound university friends, the hazy Friday
morning lectures, the ups and downs that a
fresh piltti experiences during his/her first
year. Tears have been shed and laughs have
been bellowed. Still, I wouldn’t give this year
worth of experiences for anything!
VM As the first year has gone by, all I can say is
that I am greatly surprised of my attitude and
focus shifting from ”I want to get really good
grades” to ”I just want to organize really good
parties”. The fall went by very fast, leaving me
with only these distant memories of studying
like crazy and trying to learn the most efficient
studying techniques and what not. The spring
has been quite different, as I have to take care
of my responsibilites as a student and as a
member of the board of Anglica. Being on the
board has given me insight on how
organizations work and what I can do to make
Anglica work even better and offer more help
and amusement for our members.
PH I started my first academic career in the
less academic University of Applied Sciences
in Turku in fall ’07 and learned the academic
ropes there. Of course, the change of attitude
was still very eye-opening for me. I’d heard all
about the optional lectures, easy first courses
and general easiness, and figured I could still
keep doing 30 h a week at work while
studying. After finding out that almost all of our
lectures were mandatory and the courses
weren’t that easy, the work contract was
quickly decreased to 15 h, but still I feel that
one shouldn’t try to study and work at the same
time.
VM I don't know if this applies to all
organizations or just Anglica, but I've noticed
how my life has become very integrated with
our beloved organization – I spend a lot of time
on campus with the same people I go to
parties and spend my free time with. As I've
talked with Anglicans about this matter, we've
come to the conclusion that Anglica is like a
big, welcoming family, which means that you're
never alone.
PH I have to admit, being in Anglica has been
a life changer for me too. I mean, I’ve been to
student parties before, but the general warm
and inviting atmosphere of Anglica seriously
affected me. Anglica is something special, and
even though I may sometimes slack in my
school work, I’m dead serious about my work
on Anglica board!
VM As I have no previous experience in the
academic world, I can't compare my studies
with anything except my gap year. All I can say
is that working in a job you don't want to do for
longer than a year can really be that
motivation boost you need to help you focus
on studying and doing well in the entrance
exams.
PH Well, I studied chemistry for one year,
found out it wasn’t for me and quit it quickly
afterwards. I’m not completely happy with my
studies this year, but it’s nice to notice that this
time my choice was the right one! The feeling
that I’m in the right place with the right people
will (hopefully) help me study more and
become the English expert I wish to be one
day!
VM It was great to notice that studying English
is the right thing for me too. Somehow
everything seems a lot easier and more
straightforward when you don't have that
nagging feeling of uncertainty and keep
thinking “Well, I don't know if this is what I
want to do in life.” Turku, my studies and the
new friends have changed my life, and as
Pirkka said it, I wouldn't trade these
experiences for anything in the world.
Text PIRKKA HALLAMAA & VIIVI MUSTONEN
CADEMIC STUDIES are more often than not
the biggest task a just-anointed freshman
has ever undertaken. Dedicating five years
or more to a single purpose is understandably
daunting, especially at the brink of adulthood.
Many fail this task for one reason or another and
drop out. Many leave their thesis hanging for
years on end without ever finishing it. Many
abandon their English studies and apply for
something else instead. Many also find
employment during their studies and forgo the
idea of ever graduating.
YOU MIGHT THINK these people lack discipline
or that they made a mistake choosing their major.
You might also think that you'll never fail
miserably like this but will gloriously finish your
studies and be knighted by the headmaster at the
fountain in the end. This is far too simple a
description of the situation, however.
THERE'S CERTAINLY plenty of discouragement
available for the English major. It seems the only
clear career path for one is teaching, which many
abhor and many quietly accept. It seems other
fields of study such as law, medicine, economics,
natural and social sciences have better prospects
and better salaries. It seems the humanities are
constantly fighting off a threat of downsizing and
the horror story of not finding employment awaits
you in the near future.
YOU MIGHT NOW THINK that all your fears are
justified and you'd be better off studying
something else or trying to become a Siwa
manager or whatnot. Well guess what, there's
something people often forget. Most University of
Turku English graduates find employment and
lead well-to-do lives just fine. According to follow-
up questionnaires, 85% of graduates find
employment immediately. A few years down the
line, 100% are employed and withdrawing a
decent salary already. This is what people often
forget. The average English major will finish their
studies in due time, find a job and get paid well. I
want to say they also live happily ever after but I
guess some things other than their degree have
an effect on this.
THEREFORE, if you think you've made the right
choice, all you need to do is finish and you'll
probably do just fine after. Desperation strikes at
the heart of many an English major once you get
to the stage where you can see the final stretch of
your degree. There will probably come a time
when you're just about finished with your thesis
but without post-graduation plans yet. This is the
worst stage, but remember, it's only temporary.
On average, you'll finish your thesis, graduate
and get a job (although liking it is another thing
entirely which I won't deal with here).
YOU MIGHT BE EXPECTING a huge change in
your life to occur after you graduate, that working
instead of studying is a completely different
thing. It is, but don’t expect it to feel all that
different. Much of your life will probably be the
same apart from receiving a pay check monthly.
There's one thing about working life that the
average English major will enjoy after
graduation. You will no longer have an unfinished
thesis/essay/learning journal or a book exam to
study for. You do your job and relax afterwards.
It'll be much easier to separate work and free
time. Find enjoyment in this. Some people will,
however, always find projects and tasks to stress
about in their lives but this is entirely their own
fault.
TAKE WHAT YOU WILL from this story but at
least remember that doing your academic
studies is a short if not simple phase in your life
with much longer and challenging ones to follow.
And by the way, you don’t get knighted in the
end, just a letter at home (organize your own
party).
Text EETU LAINE
Life Beyond
the University
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The magnificent
Student Cafeterias
around us
The lecture just ended and the next one starts in thirty minutes. So, you walk
to Parkkis to grab a quick bite between lectures. The next day you’re feeling
adventurous and after the last lecture, you go to Assarin Ullakko. They are
both fine choices, but there is a world of opportunities for you! So, the next
time you’re feeling hungry and don’t feel like eating spaghetti with ketchup
at home, you could try something new. These are just some of the many
cafeterias available in Turku, and you should test them all at least once.
Text PIRKKA HALLAMAA
Restaurant ICT (or ICT-talo, whichever you
prefer) is rarely visited by university students.
It’s a bit off course during your normal
university day, but the little hike uphill is
actually quite rewarding. With its fine selection
of different kinds of food, this is one cafeteria
worth visiting. The price of the food varies, but
the cheapest foods are really cheap. For
example, a basic meal (for example ham and
potato casserole) only costs 1,48€, and it
includes the magnificent bread selection,
which is one of the best in the whole city of
Turku. Every non-vegetarian student should
also taste the game stew with potato puré and
lingonberry sauce, available for 4,68€.
The whole building is spacious, bright and
modern and the height of the room can’t be
explained in words. Seeing is believing! So,
take your last student allowance coins with you
and enjoy you lunch hour in the future.
RESTAURANT ICT
Location: Joukahaisenkatu 3 (ICT-talo, first floor)
Lunch time: Mon-Thu 10.30 - 14.30, Fri 10.30 - 14.00
MONTTU
Location: Rehtorinpellonkatu 3 (In the old building of the school of economics)
Lunch time: Mon-Thu 10.30 - 14.30 Fri 10.30 - 14.00
Most of the people dining in Monttu study –
surprise, surprise – economics. So, Monttu is
worth visiting just to see how the more
economic group of Turku looks like. The
clothing is wildly different from Assari just
across the street. The food is nothing worth
dying for, but the bread selection deserves
recognition. Also, it’s good to show the fellow
economists that we humanists know how to
dress up
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VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT KEIDAS
Location: Itäinen Rantakatu 61 (Wanha Rahtilaiva, next to Föri)
Lunch time: Mon-Fri 11:00 - 15:00
True men (and women) eat vegetables, and
what’s a better place to eat ’em than next to the
manifestation of Turku, the (in)famous Föri.
Keidas is located quite far from the university,
but this place surely is worth the effort. Some
of the student cafeterias have this very strong
facility feel to them, but Keidas doesn’t have
that problem. It couldn’t actually be much
more un-facility-like. The food tastes awesome
(unlike in some other vegetarian restaurants in
Turku) and Keidas uses many kinds of organic
foods. The restaurant is open through the
summer, so the next time you stroll near
Keidas, do try it out.
GADO
Location: Porthaninkatu 3-5, Turku
Lunch time: Mon-Thu 11:00 - 16:00, Fri 11:00 - 15:00
Do you feel your Swedish skills degrading?
Well, the best way to sharpen them up is to
head directly to Gado. You get to use your
second native language, and the food’s good
too. Breaded salmon steaks, steaks of minced
lamb meat, chicken fillet skewers and more.
What’s even more awesome is the fact that
Gado is just a short walk away from Juslenia.
So, if you’re feeling a bit adventurous but you
don’t have your best walking shoes on, Gado
is a safe bet for you. The well-lit restaurant will
surely lift your spirits after a long lecture.
Remember the other Swedish cafeterias Arken
(Tehtaankatu 2) & Kåren (Hämeenkatu 22).
TOTTISALMI
Location: Kirkkotie 13 (YTHS, 2nd floor)
Lunch time: Mon-Fri 10.30 - 15.00, Sat. 11.30 - 15.00
Tottisalmi is the place to go to if you want to
have a good quality meal. Some of the courses
might sound special every now and then (Liver-
Bacon sauce comes to mind as the most recent
example), but they never lack in quality. Every
day there are four meals from where you can
choose, and also a salad takeout where you
pay by the kilo. The vegetarian foods are tasty,
the bread table has a great selection of warm
delicacies and you rarely have to stand in a
queue for more than a few minutes. The
interior decoration is beautiful and modern
and the spice table has an ample amount of
exotic spices. The lunch is also served on
Saturdays, so why not start your next weekend
with a stomach full of great food?
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Anglica presented:
HE TRADITIONAL ANGLICA
EVENT, Band Night, once again
proved that our student
organization is not short in talent when
it comes to music. The night saw three
bands, featuring current and former
Anglicans, taking the stage at Klubi.
The DJing duties were taken over by
DJs 2 Mikkoa, whose set varied from
Finnish garage rock to American
electro.
Text ANNA VAHTERA & MIKKO SALMINEN Photos VIIVI MUSTONEN
@ K l u b i / L i v e , M a r c h 1 4 t h 2 0 1 2
BAND NIGHT
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The first act was SISSIPRINSESSA &
VIETKONG, making their debut appearance in
front of an audience. The duo featured Lilli
Airaksinen on vocals and Hai Nguyen on
acoustic guitar/”Spongebob Squarepants” -
ukulele. Hai also took over the lead vocals on a
few cover songs. Besides a few rough spots
(naturally due to a limited number of
practices), their show was pleasant and warm-
hearted. Lilli’s amazing voice was backed up
with simple guitar lines, forming a nice
combination that wasn’t overdone. A more
intimate room would have served the opening
act even better, but the duo’s great
personalities made the audience feel at home.
The second performer of the night was
MARKUS PERTTULA with his band that
included Magdalena Valkeus playing the cello,
Toni Turpeinen playing the drums and Joona
Liesilinna on bass. Perttula sang in Finnish, and
his music was kind of Finnish folk and pop
music combined with British indie and rock
music. There was also a lot of influence from
the American singer & songwriters like Jeff
Buckley. The beautiful, dreamy and a bit
melancholic melodies and lyrics were easy to
listen to, and the leader of the band was quite
easy on the eyes as well…!
The third and final act of the night was
MAGLEVS with Mikko Koskinen (guitar,
keyboards and vocals), Christopher Stratton
Smith (bass, keyboards, percussion, backing
vocals), Toni Turpeinen (drums) and Kasperi
Teittinen (keyboards, guitar). Their music was
a mix of British pop and indie music, and the
show was all in all very energetic and
enjoyable, even without the sympathy points
that the lead singer tried to get with his
damaged leg.
AFTER THESE THREE BANDS had had their
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Text HAI NGUYEN
Photos JULIA HAMARA
As you might have already guessed
by looking at the pictures, this is a
personal interest story about a
lecturer at the English Department.
This is a story of Dr. Keith Battarbee.
And some of you may already know
this, but Dr. Battarbee is retiring
after this semester from the
University of Turku. I had the honor
and the chance to pick his brain
about life, the University and
everything before he would depart
the department and leave us behind
with his legacy, the North American
Studies program and a new Juslenia.
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T'S A MID-MARCH AFTERNOON and the
sun fills everything with its orange glow
behind my back as I'm walking the
familiar route towards the University on
Hämeenkatu, only this time I'm not heading to
Juslenia or Proffa. I glance at my cell phone in
horror to see whether I'm already late or not.
I'm two minutes early - no worries. So I go in,
get some coffee and wait for Dr. Battarbee to
show up. In a few minutes, he walks in, says hi
and goes to get some coffee. I try to eavesdrop
if he orders in Finnish or English, just out of
curiosity. He sits down and we get to business.
DR. KEITH JOHN BATTARBEE came to Finland
in the 1970's. And when he arrived in Turku, he
expected to be in Åbo – but soon realized that
he couldn't do his shopping in Swedish. Back
then you couldn't get proper ales from the
supermarket and university students were
appalled if someone asked a question in the
middle of a lecture. I imagine a younger Keith
Battarbee on a ship's deck, staring at awe at
the mighty frozen sea – it's all much like Titanic
in my head, without the tragedy of hitting an
iceberg and everybody dying. From Yorkshire
to Varsinais-Suomi – how does that happen?
THE CITY OF HULL he called home for a
number of years, but I guess at this point,
Turku's had more years over Hull. But no
matter how long he's lived someplace else, he
tells me that his Yorkshire roots are very
important to him, though the strong sense of
regional identity that Yorkshire people often
have, amuses him. I've never heard an
authentic Yorkshire accent, but in some
lectures Keith does give interesting examples
of his native dialect, so I guess the
yorkshireness persists. We talk about identity
and language, something Keith is very
interested in, and we get to some very
interesting stories about Keith. Even though
he's lived here longer than most of us, Finns
might still see him as a foreigner, despite the
fact that he's been a citizen for about 30 years.
”I REMEMBER A FEW YEARS AGO hearing
some kids talking about me, near where I lived,
and they referred to me as 'se englantilainen',
and I'm sure it persists. I've gone through some
big swings about identity, except that I've
always felt I belong to Yorkshire. For a long
time I was not very happy with being British,
but that was when Margaret Thatcher was
Prime Minister and I didn't like her policies.
But I've been a Finnish citizen since 1980, and I
very much like having two political identities. I
think I'm a bit of a chameleon.”
IT'S INTERESTING that a person who's
interested in the social dimensions and usage
of English should experience his own
research. And it hasn't been the first time he's
been referred to as 'se englantilainen', so I go
on and ask him about whether he likes to be
referred to as the Englishman, or something
else. In less than a second, he snaps out an
answer: ”I prefer to be referred to as Keith”.
The British have always struck me as the sort
of people who talk really fast, and I'm proven
right again - Keith swiftly continues on how
some Finnish speakers call him Kiihi (/ki:hi/),
because they listen and try to imitate what he's
saying and not looking at how it's written. Then
again, if they did, he'd still be unhappy.
”If they'd look at how it's written, they'd call me
Kate (/keIt/) and that I have more problems
with.”
BEING A FINNISH CITIZEN, you'd expect him
to speak Finnish. When I was eavesdropping
on him earlier, I heard the lady selling coffee
respond in Finnish, so I assumed he knew his
way around getting coffee in Finnish. I wonder
how much Finnish does an English English
teacher use on a daily basis? Then again, how
can the supermarket cashier tell he's English?
I've noticed that the assumption in Finland is
that everybody speaks Finnish unless
corrected. And this is the case with Keith too –
apparently, very rarely does anyone switch to
English with him anymore. They used to, but
now when people hear him talking Finnish,
they ask him how long he's been in Finland.
You can probably imagine the reply: first you
see some beard displacing, then come in the
eyes with the smile.
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KB
”Longer than you have.” I remark that he says it
a lot, and he explains that when you have a
joke, you have to work it hard. I start thinking
about how many of Keith's jokes I've heard that
so many other students before me have heard
as well. Thinking back 40 years, there must be
hundreds of them.
BACK IN THE 1970'S, foreigners in Finland
were a rare sight. The only foreigners Finns
had regular contact were probably Swedish.
But keeping in mind, that Anglica was founded
in 1958 and English has been a major subject
in the University of Turku since 1946, we've
probably had foreigners here and there. But
Finland has never been kind to foreigners. And
it gets damn cold too. So how did Keith
Battarbee end up in Finland?
“A SHIP,” he snidely remarks and then there's
a silence where I freeze up. Where does he
come up with this! We both laugh, and he tells
me I walked right into that one and continues
with the story of how he came to Finland.
“I WENT TO UNIVERSITY IN CAMBRIDGE, and
I read English literature for the first degree,
and then I did my doctorate in what they call
the Faculty of English. But it all was really sort
of cultural history. After that I went and taught
in Germany for three years, and whilst I was
living there, I met my first wife, who was
Finnish. And the first time I came to Finland, I
came to meet her family. And that was also my
first ever experience with frozen sea: we came
across late March or early April, from
Stockholm and the sea was frozen. And I had
never experienced, seen or heard frozen sea
before! Because we didn't have much money,
we had a cabin right down the bottom of the
ship, and it was very noisy with all the ice
banging against the hull. And when my job in
Germany was coming to an end, a job was
advertised in Turku and we thought that that
seems to be a good idea, we'll go to Finland for
a few years and then see what happens. And
I'm still here. And that was 1972, 40 years ago.
So when I retire, I will have worked for the
University for exactly 40 years, to the day.”
SO HOW does a person go on from studying
English literature to teaching courses like
Language and Society, Linguistic landscapes,
Contemporary Societies and Institutions
USA/UK and so forth?
”SO I STUDIED ENGLISH LITERATURE IN
CAMBRIDGE, but I had spent half a year in
California, staying with friends and family in
Berkeley, between high school and university.
And I audited classes at University of
California, in sociology and political science,
so I was already interested in the social
sciences. I was always reading modern history
and sociology and stuff like that as well. And
when I went to Germany, I was recruited to
teach English literature and English language
proficiency. After a couple of years, there was
a change in the degree regulations, and they
said that students doing languages must also
do cultural studies of the language area whose
language they were studying, and my
department said 'we don't have anyone who
could teach this' and I said 'yes you have.'
SO I STARTED TEACHING British studies,
which was then a big shift in my work. Since
then I've taught British or Anglophone studies,
along with social history and contemporary
society and so on, for the rest of my career.”
NOT ONLY has Keith taught British studies
after that, but he was also one of the people
who founded the North American Studies
program. The whole thing got started when he
was recruited to Turku to teach British studies,
but after a few years he thought it was crazy to
teach only British studies, because yes, Britain
is important for English, but so is the United
States. He then started to do some reading on
American history and society and at some
point he offered courses dealing with the
United States. Not long after though, he
realized that teaching only about Britain was a
kind of cultural imperialism, and what he'd
done was to replace one cultural imperialism
by two. So Keith began to thinking about other
English speaking countries, and he started
looking at Canada. So here are the roots of
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“I'D VISITED CANADA whilst I was spending
the half year in the States. And I thought it was
interesting partly because now I was living in a
Nordic country, and Canada is this kind of
English (and French) speaking Nordic country.
A bit after that, we had some visiting Canadian
speakers and I hosted them. Somehow then, I
discovered a Nordic association for Canadian
studies and I joined that. I was a grassroots
member for quite a number of years and
eventually I was elected to the Finnish
committee and then to the Nordic board. I
served on the Nordic board for twelve years,
until last year. Eventually that took shape as
'why don't we have a North American studies
program?' There were about half a dozen of us
involved, and that was the early 1990's. Since
then, I've been teaching courses on North
American studies. And it's been a
multidisciplinary study program right at the
beginning: history, literature,
geography, film.”
SO FAR IT'S BEEN A BLAST
shooting the wind with Dr.
Battarbee, he seems like a
person who could talk for days
and you wouldn't get bored. It's a
shame there isn't enough space
to contain all of Keith on these
pages. I finish my coffee and
really start digging. Before the
interview, he seemed intrigued
by my set of journalistic tools – a
Zoom H2 recording device, a pen
and some paper. Apparently
technology has made huge
leaps, and my recorder reminds
him of his iPod he'd got while in
Canada doing research.
THE IPOD however was four
times smaller than my recorder. I
immediately take on the subject
and begin questioning him about
his Apple devices, because
among the students, he's known
as a Mac user. He's constantly
showing off his älypuhelin,
iPhone, and his Mac will gleam at
you from the corner of his office. And
apparently, he's an OG when it comes with
Macintosh computers.
“I BOUGHT MY FIRST COMPUTER IN 1986,
and Macs had been around for two years. I
spent about half a year, playing around with
different things. IBM had brought out the first
PCs, and I found them very clumsy to use. At
that time I was commuting between Turku and
Tampere, teaching there two days a week and
a colleague at Tampere showed me his
computer, which was a Mac. And I was just
immediately won over by it. So I bought a Mac
in the Autumn of 1986. Brought it home,
plugged it in. You can't really compare it with
what computers are like now, but I was really
struck that my four year old son sat down with
the 1980's graphics program and he just
picked up the mouse and started drawing.
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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, if a four year old can
do this, then there is something about it.
Despite being a Mac user, I'm not cutting edge
technology – I never got around to updating
the OS on my iPhone, so people I get people
asking me if I've seen this and this app. There's
one astronomy app, where you just hold your
iPhone up to the sky and it shows you what
stars and planets, but it only works with
whatever iOS we're up to now. So, I just never
got around to it, but one of these days I will –
too many things to do in life.”
WHEN I SAID HE'S KNOWN for using Macs at
the department, he asks me if he's known for
other things as well. And I just sit there, staring
at him and wondering what I can say. So I go on
and start with his emails, because they're
almost infamous. I hear some students even
compare what kind of emails they get from
Keith. All of his students probably know the
emails Keith sends out – they're usually four or
five lines long, and they often remind me of
'The Semiotics of Professor E-mail Signature'
which is about interpreting university
professors' emails. So Keith's emails amuse
some of us, and some of us are irritated and
offended by them. But I think he secretly
enjoys sending us supershort emails.
“I REALIZED SOME YEARS AGO, that often all
I need to say to a student is yes, so there's no
point in spending 10 minutes when you can do
it 15 seconds. So it saves time, but I guess it
also amuses me to send ultrashort emails. I did
it once to one of my sons, who didn't like it at
all. Do people think it's rude? It's better if they
amuse people. I've never tried calculating how
much time I save, but I roughly spend about 2
hours a day, 5 days a week, and then maybe 1
hour a day on weekends, reading and writing
emails. Obviously, distributed unevenly. So
there will be days when I'll spend the whole
day catching up with emails, usually when I've
been away. It's just an amazing amount of
email. It's kind of funny, because email has
So you want two dinosaurs in the same picture?” laughed Keith, when
he was asked to be photographed in front of Juslenia.
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been around for about half of my teaching
career. Before that, students had to come and
see you in person. Now that was slow.”
MY SILENCE ABOUT HIS QUESTION on what
other things he's known for among students left
me in a pickle, because I feel obligated to be
an instrument of truth – so I go forth and blurt it
out, beginning with an awkward “well, you
know there's this one little tiny thing..” He
seems curious as I lift my hand to demonstrate
one of his mannerisms. I tell him there's a pose
he does while lecturing, and while I do it, I
explain to him with painstaking detail how he
lifts up his hand towards his head and how his
fingers encroach his forehead. My face goes a
shade paler out of horror, because I think he's
going to be offended but instead he looks at
me, smiles and exclaims: ”I am totally unaware
of this! (giggles) Well, it's a good thing I am not
going to be lecturing to you very much more,
because now I will become acutely self-
conscious of it.”
TALKING ABOUT STUDENTS, it occurs to me
that Anglica is turning 55 in 2013, and Keith's
been here for 40 years. When I mention this to
him, he gives me that Keithian smile and
snidely remarks: “Gosh, you mean Anglica's
been in the department longer than I have?” It
means that when Keith first came into the
department, Anglica was only in her teens! So I
wonder what his relationship with Anglica has
been like.
”I THINK IT'S BEEN A VERY HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP, we keep a suitable distance
from each other and you get with your student-
y sort of things and we get with our staff-y sort
of things. And I'm fairly serious actually when I
say that there is a suitable distance, because
Anglica obviously has a very important social
function for students and that's not going to
work very well if members of the teaching staff
are mingling too much, looking over your
shoulder while you're engaging in social
activities.”
AS THE INTERVIEW DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
appropriately the lady working there informs
us she'll be closing in a few minutes. Keith says
ok and grabs his coat. But I'm still anxious to
ask him a lot of questions about everything! He
really is the type of person who could go on for
hours, and no wonder, he has seen a lot in his
time. So I rush on to get some favorite
moments or memories he'd like to share.
”I'M GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU on this one,
because in one sense, there are so many, I
don't know how to pick one. I've been here too
long. It is time for me to leave, it is time for the
department to get new people coming in. It's
been lovely over the last few years, we've had
a lot of change in the staff and some of the new
people we've had... Alyson was great, Max is
great – Damon and I get on extremely well
together. I guess, we both have somewhat
similar extroversion. Though he's louder than I
am.”
I GO ON FAST to enquire what he's going to
do with the newly found time on his hands,
now that he's retiring. My question is met with
laughter.
”RUTH AND I are almost certainly going to
Manchester for a year, I've got a book to write,
I'll probably do some studying. And I will still
intend to go to conferences and do papers,
stuff like that. I'll probably try to take up more
music, find a choir or two for singing. And get
some of those books read that keep
accumulating on my shelves – because the
unread books accumulate faster, than the read
books. That's gonna be a real problem though,
because I lose my office at the university, and
you may have noticed, there's a book or two in
my office. And we have a very small house in
Raunistula. They're going to have to go into
boxes, and where do we put the boxes. That's a
real problem. We need a bigger house.”
A FEW SECONDS BEFORE we are kicked out,
I ask Keith for his words of wisdom to us
students.
“Never trust your teachers but sometimes they
might be right.”
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OLLOWING THE NOBLE EXAMPLE set
by the older Anglica Beer Club, the
Anglica Food Club was also started with
the intention of bringing together all those
Anglicans who share a passion for something
and, in this particular case, the passion being
the love for good food. The idea of the AFC is
very simple. Our members use the club’s
Facebook site as a place to share their recipes
with fellow club members, to exchange
cooking tips and also to inform other
members of nice restaurants they have visited.
Most importantly, the members of the club
have come together on several occasions to
prepare and cook various kinds of delicious
meals and to mingle with like-minded friends
of the culinary arts.
Text VILLE NIEMI & SATU SALO Photo SATU SALO
NGLICA
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THE VERY FIRST AFC MEETING took place in
early October and it was held in the cosy
confines of H2 where the participants gathered
to enjoy each other’s home cooking. While the
number of attendants was low, everyone had a
great time and the consensus was clear: again,
soon, more people and a clear theme.
EVENTUALLY, the only objective we fell short
of was ‘soon’ and the next meeting on
November 29th was a success. 18 hungry Food
Club members flocked to the spacious kitchen
and salon of the sauna rooms in Ikituuri
(through the courtesy of Ms Satu Salo) to enjoy
a wonderful combination of African, Middle-
Eastern and Indian food. The favourable
reaction of the attendants only strengthened
the organizers’ conviction to ensure that more
such nights would follow. The third and, as of
this writing, latest but definitely not the last
AFC meeting was held on February 7th and,
once again, in the sauna rooms of Ikituuri. This
time we had opted for a Mediterranean menu
which combined the best the Greek and
Turkish cuisines had to offer. The number of
attendants dropped down to only nine this
time but that is the only negative thing that can
be said of the evening.
THE WRITERS OF THIS ARTICLE shall not
mince words trying to convince the readers of
the apparent awesomeness of the Food Club.
Instead, we humbly suggest you look us up on
Facebook and ask to join us if you already
haven’t so you can join the fun. We would,
however, like to take this opportunity to briefly
explain the fundamental philosophy behind
the Food Club.
ONE ONLY NEEDS to look at the enthusiasm
with which Anglicans participate in the Bake
Sales and the tremendous amount of effort
they put into their delicious pastries and it
becomes obvious: we Anglicans are a living
contradiction to the popular and (hopefully)
untrue true myth that, when it comes to
cooking, we students are an unimaginative,
uncreative and lazy lot; that we all too gladly
shy away from the effort of actually preparing
and cooking something ourselves, choosing to
subsist on microwave noodles instead. As the
Bake Sales and the aura of joy and the good
times that always surround them demonstrate,
the food we consume is not simply fuel to run
the engine that is the human body but, as
cheesy as it sounds, food is something that
should bring people together to enjoy
ourselves and also the company of our nearest
and dearest. Eating together has been and
should forever remain an important social
ritual during which we nourish not only our
bodies but our minds and spirits as well. This
belief lies at the very heart of the unofficial
motto of the Food Club: We all love good food
and that is a love that is best shared!
“In fact, people who possess no magic at all can
instil their home-cooked meals with love and
security and health, transforming ingredients
and bringing disparate people together as
family and friends. There's a reason that when
opening one's home to guests, the first thing you
do is offer food and drink. Cooking is a kind of
everyday magic.”
– Juliet Blackwell
STAY HUNGRY!
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"WE ALL LOVE GOOD FOOD
AND THAT IS A LOVE THAT IS
BEST SHARED!"
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Text ALEKSI KIM
Photo ANTTI SUOMELA
IVE MEMBERS of Anglica Beer Club
(later ABC) met to rate cheap lagers
found at local Lidl stores and Citymarket
supermarkets. The four raters were Aleksi Kim,
Timo Savela, Antti Suomela and Ilkka Perkiö.
Otto Lehikoinen acted as the beer slave and
tiebreaker.
THE BEERS were chosen rather arbitrarily,
with a non-alcoholic and a premium but still
affordable alternative thrown in for
comparison. Rating was done in a blind
experiment using appearance, smell, taste and
mouthfeel as criteria. As all of our beers were
cheap lagers, differences were predictably
small; nevertheless, we had little trouble
reaching a consensus. Without further ado, the
results from worst to best are as follows:
7. NON-ALCOHOLIC NIKOLAI (3.42€/l).
Couldn't fool us even in a blind test. Got
ranked the worst of the lot by all of us. Entirely
drinkable, but only in the sense that you don't
have to chew it. Smells terrible, tastes even
worse and won't even get you drunk. The brew
of the abyss; considering that this is the kind of
stuff that ABC members are forced to drink in
Hell, I would suggest avoiding it like crotch rot
for as long as you live.
6. EUROSHOPPER PREMIUM LAGER (3.30€/l).
The name is both highly optimistic and
ridiculous. The brand image cannot justify the
sleep-inducingly boring red-and-white can.
Sharp and metallic taste, so it's like drinking
razor blades, only less pleasant. The price is
too high as well.
5. KARJALA (2.91€/l). The common bar draught
performed worse than we expected. Failed to
catch our imagination; it wasn't praised, but
not scolded either. That's bland, all right.
4. NOBELANER (2.19€/l). The cheapest beer
here is usually considered reasonably good,
but the competition proved too tough this time.
Like Karjala, Nobelaner received little flak but
it wasn't praised either, so the two are the
barrier between the dreadful nonsense and
the good stuff.
3. SAKU ORIGINAAL (4,60€/l) Our premium
alternative did quite well, but a strong malty
first taste can only carry you so far when there
is no aftertaste whatsoever. Can you truly
convince yourself it's worth the price when it
got beaten by two cheaper beers?
2. PIRKKA LAGER, tall yellow can (3.68€/l).
Had a relatively rich taste, with hints of
sweetness and hops. Reminded us of
nightclubs, cheap bars, pool halls, sauna and
barbeque, so should be easy to chug down
anywhere and everywhere.
1. PIRKKA III, small blue can (2.79€/l). Shared
first place with its sister beer until Otto voted
for the blue one for its distinctness. Smells and
tastes slightly sweet and floral, with a slight
fruitiness to complete the package. The blue
stuff is also cheaper of the two, so there you go.
MANY LAUGHED at Pirkka when they
unleashed their lagers upon the world, but
now it turns out that Juho's praise may have
had a very serious point. Make no mistake,
cheap lager is always cheap lager, but we are
happy to report that not all of them are as bad
as you might think.
ABC Rates Cheapo Beer
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Beer Appearance Smell Taste Mouthfeel Overall
Nikolai,
non-
alcoholic
beer
pale, sicklish
yellow,
”piss”,
greenish
yellow
very
unpleasant
malty, skunky,
swimming
hall
not what a
beer should
taste like,
malty, non-
existent –
strikingly so
easy to drink
but tastes
bad and
smells even
worse
Pirkka
Lager
(yellow
can)
yellow,
golden,
pleasantly
golden
malty,
beery
sweet, malty,
light floral
sidenotes (hops),
generic, cheap
nightclub shit,
easy to chug
down anywhere
and anytime
light, medium
carbonation
good for
sauna, cheap
nightclubs or
bars, pool
halls; enjoy
with cheese
sausages
Karjala
a darker gold,
yellow,
golden yellow
beery, malty,
slightly
skunky
like someone
had put out a
cigarette in the
beer, average,
blander than
the 2nd, malty
quite light,
light
carbonation
between
beer #1 and
beer #2
Euroshopper
Premium
Lager
sickly
pale/yellow,
like beer #1
slightly fruity,
malty, floral
notes
slightly fruity,
meh, malty,
sharp
light, little to
medium
carbonation,
”if I remember
correctly
stronger than
#1-3 and #5-6”
similar to #2
but sharper
and thinner,
metallic
Nobelaner
golden,
unpleasantly
golden
yellow, yellow
malty, light
floral notes,
light fruit,
malty, OK
like #2, too much
carbon to taste
anything, malty,
more distinct
aftertaste, 2nd
strongest taste
extremely
light, lots of
carbon, (light
to) medium
carbonation
”Try
carbonated
water instead.
Still better
than #1.”
Saku
Originaal
yellow,
golden
yellow, light
yellow (lager-
like)
malty, light floral
sidenotes, ”more
attack – I have
drunk this
before”, OK
strong first
taste – no
aftertaste,
pungent malt
but dies pretty
soon, malty
light, medium
carbonation,
carbonated
Similar to #2
and #4 but
more
carbonation
Pirkka III
(blue can)
dark-ish
golden
yellow
plesant, sweet
like a flower
field, no
distinct
maltiness but
”more distinct
from others”
light, sweet,
floral, quite
good, slight
fruitiness that
separates it
from other
generic lagers
light,
carbonated,
lacks in body
Different from
others, Pool
hall vibe
again
watery, little-
medium
carbonation
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A Minimal Pair
Pub Crawl
Text JANNE HAAPANIEMI & ANNE HEIKKILÄ
Photos VIIVI MUSTONEN
IT’S 8.47 AM and the two thirsty Anglican
students are eagerly waiting for Alepub to
open. It is a thirst that only beer can satisfy.
1 ALEPUB (Brahenkatu 2)
+ Prices (beer 2,90€, cider 3,50€)
+ staff: friendly
- No patio/service outside
- The customer base: already drunk at 9am…
After finishing our pints, we decided it was
time to take care of some educational matters
and headed towards Juslenia. (and Proffan
Kellari)
2 JUSLENIA (Anglica’s coffee hour)
(Henrikinkatu 2)
+ Free coffee
- No alcohol
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3 PROFFAN KELLARI
(Rehtorinpellonkatu 6)
+ Happy hour: 12am to 5pm (beer 3,30€, cider
3,70€)
+ Staff (especially Teppo)
+ Board games, pool, darts
+ Patio
+ Customers: mostly students (and only some
of them were drunk!)
+ Location location location
- Music (when we were there it was a little bit
depressing, but it varies from day to day)
Our editor Katri joined us for the rest of the
crawl and made Janne buy her some seriously
expencive cider at Proffan Kellari.
4 BAR BRISTOL (Hämeenkatu 16)
+ Variety of beers
+ Music: oldies but goodies
+ Board games and quiz nights
- Ladies room: the smell was indescribable,
and definitely not in a good way (not even
remotely breathable)
- No patio
After downing our drinks we decided to enjoy
the approaching summer and headed towards
the Turku Cathedral after a quick stop at K-
Extra Puhakka for some cold ones. .
5 TURKU CATHEDRAL
(Tuomiokirkonkatu 1)
+ Puhakka’s renowned selection of beers
+ Pricing (0,5l Heineken 2,99€)
+ Afternoon sun warms the stairs quite nicely
- WINDY!
- No music (the sound of traffic does not count)
Having discussed enough about pandas and
cats on beaches (!?) we started to make our
way towards our next destination: the Main
Library (with a quick pit stop at Lidl)
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6 MAIN LIBRARY (Linnankatu 2)
+ Cheapest beer so far (small can of
Nobelaner 0,87€)
+ The sun shines on the stairs as well, less
wind, more people around
+ Everything is close: toilets, bars, shops, food
and you can even buy a warm coat for under
5€!
- Despite of the sun, the stairs were still cold.
Our tushies got cold!
- Disapproving looks were cast at our direction
(What do you mean we’re not allowed to drink
here!?)
Since we’re in Turku, we just had to include the
river boats to this crawl, even though the best
ones are not open yet.
7 CINDY (Itäinen Rantakatu, Teatterisilta)
+ There’s food (restaurant below deck, but
what’s up with the way too small ketchup
packets!?)
+ View
+ It’s a boat. On a river. That serves alcohol.
Enough said?
+ “Christmas” lights
- Beer selection: only a few options available
After a brief photo shoot session on the deck of
Cindy, we decided to change venue and left for
Janne’s regular hangout Bar4.
8 BAR 4 (Kristiinankatu 4)
+ Award winning service and bartenders:
excellent drinks!
+ The best JalluVintage in Turku (A bottle of
Henry Weston’s Vintage cider served in a 1l
pint filled with ice and a shot of Jaloviina)
Naturally that was what we ordered!
+ Board games
+ Good music: club nights with excellent DJ’s,
for example KSK on Sunday’s
+ Small patio
+ Location (close to Night Club Marilyn and
Forte)
- There could be more seats for the customers
It was still early when we arrived to Bar4 so we
decided we might as well play a game of
Scrabble and see who’s got a way with the
words. Janne did, although our editor was not
far behind either. After that we figured we
should be hungry, and stopped for some
delicious Hesburger cheeseburgers.
9 EL GRINGO (Kauppiaskatu 3)
+ Student friendly prices: beer 3€, cider 3,5€
+ Really good music, awesome latino rhythms
+ Awesome tortillas ayayayayay!
- Gets cramped quickly due to its’ small size.
(On the other hand it does give the place its’
signature intimateness)
Enjoying the cheapness of our drinks at El
Gringo, we decided to continue on the same
track and headed to Tinatuoppi, aka Tinis.
10 TINATUOPPI (Eerikinkatu 8)
+ Again, cheap beer
+ Surprisingly good selection of beers and
ciders
+ Music was ok
- Weird smell, and the place was scruffy overall
We entertained ourselves for a while with
some Taistelu-Jaska up on the platform, but
eventually felt the need for more class and
hopped over to the neighboring bar, one of
our favorites The Castle.
11 THE CASTLE (Eerikinkatu 6)
+ Excellent selection of beers, ciders and
whiskeys (Magners 6,20€, but totally worth it.
Fosters 5€, not so much worth it)
+ Great music and live performers on
weekends
+ The award winning bouncer/ regular
customer Kalle
+ The place has a real cozy Irish Pub feel to it
with it’s old British add plackets hanging on
the walls (Guinness, Royal Navy etc.)
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+ Most of the staff is British and the drinks from
taps are served in actual pint sizes (0,568l)
+ Quiz night every Wednesday 8pm. Board
games and darts are also available
+ A regular hangout for the English
Department staff and students
Another Anglican freshman, Niilo, joined us at
this point of our journey and since it was
already past 10pm we decided to hit the clubs.
First up: Forte.
12 FORTE (Kristiinankatu 8)
+ Prices are ridiculously low!
+ The only night club open every day of the
week
+ The place to be (especially) on Sunday nights
- Even our notes got stuck to the table, and if
you aren’t careful, you might lose your shoes to
the dance floor
After Forte, we only had one last place to
venture, the main venue of student parties:
Night Club Marilyn.
13 NIGHT CLUB MARILYN
(Eerikinkatu 19)
+ For the real bang for your buck, look for the
special offers!
+ The best student parties in Turku by far
(mainly on Wednesdays and Thursdays)
+ Award winning night club
- Sticky floors
The girls got tired quite early after this
eventful day and decided it was time to hit the
hey, Niilo followed their lead pretty soon after,
but Janne partied till closing time, as usual. (So
obviously that part of the night remained a
mystery for the rest of us).
Janne Freshman/Party & Culture.
Usually drinks: Beer and/or Jallu
Hangs out at: Bar4
Anne: Freshman
Usually drinks: Magners/other
cider
Hangs out at: The Castle
Additional thanks to Viivi for the
pictures and Niilo and Katri for
their precious insight on the
matters at hand!
THE MINIMAL PAIR
DID YOU KNOW? The University’s
main library is supposed to have this
amazing collection of all the texts
printed in Finland since way back. Yeah,
supposedly they have, like, hundreds and
hundreds of shelves filled with books,
newspapers, magazines and even stuff like
advertisement print-outs and movie posters
and-...
What d’you mean ‘that’s just silly’? It’s
true. I tell ya! There’s, like, a law that says they
have to store each and every copy of Turun
Sanomat as well as every single Seiska. Not
that anybody would read them there.”
“Mmm, though it might sound stupid it
is true. Still, it would take quite a bit of space...
That would explain why they decided to build
the library up on the freaking hill – damn, it’s a
pain to walk up those stairs every day- so that
they would have somewhere to dig all those
corridors and tunnels for them archives.”
“If they really wanted to build it
underground they could have done it pretty
much anywhere! But yeah, it is a bit weird to
dig down up there instead of simply building
upward or something. Why did they do it that
way?”
*
“Oh, you mean the tunnels under the
university hill? Sure I know why they chose to
use them! I bet you didn’t know this but those
were actually there long before the current
university was built.
My Granpa told me that when they still
had the garrison downhill, where they
nowadays have Edu and Calonia, there was a
‘supply’ tunnel that ran from a storehouse near
the hill through the entire hill all the way to the
cathedral. It was meant to be used for, you
know, more discreet business since it made it
easy to slip away for a night in the city and be
back without people being none the wiser. Or
at least until the entrance collapsed! Granpa
said that one poor sod almost got himself
buried alive there. The garrison was already
being relocated to another place, though, so
the whole incident was just swept under the
rug, you know. I mean, with the entrance
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“Did you know...?”
Text JOONAS NIKKANEN
There are plenty of rumours and stories students tell one another. Some of
them sound unbelievable but are true nonetheless, whereas others are just
pure fiction. The following collection is inspired by the possibilities offered
by the colourful past of the campus as well as the human mind’s incredible
ability to imagine things out of nothing and the way one-upmanship can
make a circling rumour gradually more and more amazing...
sealed you couldn’t get into the tunnels
anymore except by digging new ones, so it
didn’t really matter.”
“Then what about the other end? The
one near the cathedral, was it closed off as
well?”
“Apparently it’s supposed to have been
in somebody’s basement, so I can’t imagine it
would be used too often. You do have a point
though...”
*
“Bah! All that about kilometres’ worth of
books collecting dust in the basement of a
library is nothing, nothing, compared to the
other things you can get to through those
tunnels. For instance, did you know that the uni’
got a quite generous donation from a couple of
Finnish-American miners a few decades ago:
gold nuggets!
I’m not pulling your leg here, they
really just gave away a bloody treasure and the
whole thing is apparently still being kept in
some small vault located under the university
hill. I’m one of the few who knows this but, and
this is just between you and me, you can
actually get to those riches through the tunnel
network.
I know, I wouldn’t believe it myself if I
didn’t consider my source trustworthy! I mean,
he’s as annoying as they get but the guy has
this uncanny ability to just pop out of nowhere.
Either he can teleport or something or he has
some way of using those underground
shortcuts. There’s no way he could otherwise
get from one side of the campus to another so
quickly without anyone seeing him. I swear
that fracking trickster probably gets some
kinky kicks out of messing with normal
people’s heads. Said he’s seen the nuggets
with his own eyes! He didn’t take any of ‘em,
mind you, ‘cause it “wasn’t his thing”. Doesn’t
stop him from bragging about it...”
*
“No offence, but you have got to stop
spreading all those ridiculous rumours.
Though I have to admit that I have sometimes
wondered myself if the hill is as full of holes as
a wheel of Swiss cheese. It’s just that when I
started here, they told me that Juslenia was
supposed to be taken down over ten years ago
and every year people would say “this year
they’ll finally do it”. Well, I won’t be convinced
until I see the place going down with my own
eyes.
But anyway, the thing is that some say
we have just been waiting for the building to
sink and crumble down on its own as the
underground corridors would finally collapse.
I’m somewhat disinclined to believe it myself
but you never know, eh?”
Disclaimer: This text is meant for entertainment and
page filler purposes only. Do not take seriously.
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By JANNE PELTOMÄKI
The Hangover Poem
All sorts of liquids are downed. Down three too many
And guts equal egg white and boisterous yolk
We disco/nnect and the fight continues inside
Stomach's an isle, a British continent of stillness
We fend off beating waves - content for a moment
In the natural balance that does not come to us naturally
Oftentimes, though, we are pushed off the cliff, the brink
But what is this? It's not an urge. It's inevitability. Sense of duty.
I am forced to climb this impossible hill this Friday, too
And sit beside similar carcasses in the morgue (for ninety minutes)
Excs m'
Lacydemon
I've read tens of books this month already
But none of them mention Lacydemon
Knowing "Not Knowing What to Do" won't suffice
"Pseudonyms of Satan in a Nutshell" don't matter
Thorough skimming of the fables' fat covers
Brief me and that's enough of them, I think
Now, Lacydemon, a character or characteristic
In this one story I search for remains elusive
in its full form which is truly paradoxical
Like a headless man still living his life
Laced letters are not to be demonized anymore;
Too many trees are butchered everyday
Emmelin
Church bells ring. Each heavy thrust denotes the beginning
To which I must return every tonight, the next this night with subtle variations.
Hmmh, something isn't right; I turn to face the window. An out-of-place happy face in it.
Begs: "Lemmein, lemmein!" "Emmelin, I'll kill you!"
But its constant screeches never let me have my say. I cannot
"Escape!" "Curses!"
Paper-cut glued face, planked, sways with each echo of the ring; my side is a sheet tonight.
I'd escape if I could and ride and stop only to look at the time. Repressed time in me
would be unraveled, saturated with one more color fuller and fuller like one I've seen.
I would become a magnifying glass lens and the world my metal frame, I'd never be seen.
"But God is dead and mankind cannot sleep!" "Salvation for the faithless!"
I can hear or I imagine things or I remember
"Paradise is in me. You'll die each hour but live eternally."
I can never progress past one when I die a true death on a nightmare forest road or
on a hospital bed or with my face kissing the freezing sprawling glass.
Iris of hell lets me inside as a red vapor, late, unless I open the hinges first.
Poems
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