The Ballad of Barry and Freda

Piano

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Voice

Pno.

Fre da

- and Bar

ry- sat one night..

The sky

was clear,

the stars were

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Voice

Pno.

bright..

The wind

was soft,

the moon

was up.

Fre

da

- drained

her

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Voice

Pno.

co

coa

- cup.

She licked

her lips

she felt sub lime..

She switched

off Gard'

ner's Ques tion-

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Voice

Pno.

Time..

Bar ry- cringed

in fear

and dread

as Fre

da

- grabbed

his

tie

and

said:

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! Do

it while the mood

is right!

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Voice

Pno.

I'm feel

ing-

a ppeal

- ing- I've rea

lly- got an ap

pe- tite!-

I'm on fi

re-

with de sire

- I could

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Voice

Pno.

han dle- half the te

nors- in a male

voice cho

ir!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

Buthe said:

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Voice

Pno.

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it! I don't

be lieve- in too

much sex!

This fas

hion-

for pas

sion-

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Voice

Pno.

turns us in to- ner

vous- wrecks!

No de ri

- sion-

my de ci

- sion!- I'd

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Voice

Pno.

ra ther- watch the Spin

ners- on the te

le- vi

- sion!-

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it to night!

So she said:

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! Do

it til our hearts

go boom!

Go na

tive!-

Cre a- tive!

-

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Voice

Pno.

Li ving- in the li

ving- room!

This fol

ly-

is jol

ly!-

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Voice

Pno.

Bend me o ver- back

wards- on me hos

tess- trol

ley!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

Buthesaid

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Voice

Pno.

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it!Me 'ea

vy- breath ing- days

are gone!

I'm ol

der,-

feel col

der- It's

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Voice

Pno.

o ther- things that turn

me on!

I'm im plor

- ing,-

I'm bo

ring- I'd

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Voice

Pno.

ra ther- read this ca

ta- logue- on vi

nyl- floor

ing!

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it to night!

So she said:

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! Have

a cra zy- night

of love!

I'll strip

bare

I'll just

wear sti

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Voice

Pno.

let toes- and an o

ven- glove!

Don't starve

a girl

of a pa la

- va!-

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Voice

Pno.

Dan gle- from the ward

robe- in yer ba

la- cla

- va!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

Buthe said:

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Voice

Pno.

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it! I know

I'd on ly- get

it wrong!

Don't an

gle-

for me to dan

gle- Me

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Voice

Pno.

arms have ne ver- been

that strong!

Stop pou

ting!-

Stop shou

ting!- You

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Voice

Pno.

know I pulled a mus

cle- when I did

that grou

ting!-

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! Share

a night of wild

ro mance!-

Fre ne

- tic!-

Po e

- tic!-

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Voice

Pno.

This could be your last

big chance!

To quote Mil

ton-

To eat stil

ton- to

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Voice

Pno.

roll in gay a ban

- don- on the tuf

ted- Wil

ton!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it! I've got o

ther- lit tle- jobs

on hand!

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Voice

Pno.

Don't grouse

a round- the

house I've got

a bu sy- eve

ning- planned!

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Voice

Pno.

Stop nag

ging!-

I'm flag

ging!- You know

as well as I

do that the pipes

want lag

ging!-

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Voice

Pno.

Can't do

it!

Can't do

it to night!

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it!

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Voice

Pno.

WhileI'm rea lly- in

the mood!

Three cheers

It'syears

since Icaught

youe ven- se

mi- nude!

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Voice

Pno.

Get dras

tic!-

Gym nas

- tic!- Wear

your bag gy- Y

fronts with the loose

e las

- tic!- but

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it! I

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Voice

Pno.

must re fuse- to get

un dressed!-

I feel sil

ly-

it's too chil

ly- to

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Voice

Pno.

go with out- me ther

mal- vest!

Don't choose

me!

Don't use

me! Me

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Voice

Pno.

mo thersentanote

tosayyoumust

ex cuse

me!

Ican'tdo

it!

Ican'tdo

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! I feel

I ab so- lute

- ly- must!

I won't ex empt

- you!

Want to tempt

you!

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Voice

Pno.

Want todrive you mad

with lust!

No cau

tions,-

just con

tor- tions!-

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Voice

Pno.

Smear an a va- ca

- do- on my low

er por

tions!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

I can't do

it!

I can't do

it!It's real

ly- not my cup

of tea!

I'm har

rassed!-

Em bar

- rassed!- I

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Voice

Pno.

wish youhad n't- picked

on me!

No dra

mas,- give

me my py ja

- mas!- The

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Voice

Pno.

on ly- girl I'm mad

a bout- is Ju

dith- Chal

mers!-

Ican't do

it!

Can't do

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! I rea

lly- want to run

a mok!

Let's wig

gle!-

Let's jig

gle!- Let's

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Voice

Pno.

real ly- make the raf

ters- rock!

Be might

y,-

be flight

y,-

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Voice

Pno.

come and melt the but

tons- on me flame

proof- night

y!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to night!

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Voice

Pno.

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it! I real

ly- want to rant

and rave!

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Voice

Pno.

Let's go!

Cause I

know justhow

I want you to

behave!

Not bleak

ly,-

not meek

ly!-

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Voice

Pno.

Beat me on the bot

tom- with a Wo

man's- Week

ly!-

Let's do

it!

Let's do

it to

-

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Voice

Pno.

night!

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