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IT'S USELESS TR::1INGTO OUTR.UN THEM, BART!LET'S JUST TAKE OUR Wf:OGfESLIKE. R.EAL ""'N AND GETIT OVER WITH.
STOll::tCHRIS::tAMBARAOT
JOHNCOSTANZA
COLOlISARTVILlANUEVA
LETTElISKARENBATES
EDITORBI l l"'"'ORRISON
UPOSVCTlON1STMATTGROENINGSIMPSONS COMICS PRESENTS BART Slt.!PSOf'l " putlOtlIId !out _ I I'M' by Bongo Ente
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RAL ""EN OON'T UKWEDGIES, ""ILHOVSE 5"' :1,
WH"T KIND OF OSSRT 00~ HAVE IN ::fOVQLUNCH TOO...:1?
HY! ITH"T
OOOOOOO!CI-/OCOLAT..... B A ~ R I : - "
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THE O N ~ THINGFVNNIER THAN GIVING AWEDGIE IS WATCHING SOMEONE
BLOW OUT THEIR. PANTS!GOOD JOB, OLD BEAN!
WOW, BARTl::lOU'RE TH MAN ..
THANK ::lOU! THANK~ O U VERY MVC+ll M ~PlEASURE, PEOPLE.
M ~ PLEASUR.E
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.AND HE LEFT POOR VTER C Q ~ I N GHIS ~ E S OUT IN fQ:ONT OF AU.THOSE KIDS WHILE HE GO T OU TOF TR0V8LE WITH NELSON AN D
HIS GOONS
WA::;J TO GO.B O ~ 1 GOOD SAVEl
WHEN IN T1I.OUBLDIVERTATTENTION TO THE1'__ " : , , , r A ~ T GU!I/
SO P L E A S E DON'T MAl(( ruNOF ~ AMPL E FIGURE OR
~ O V U MAl(( D A D O ~C R ! I . USA.
~ O V ' R E MISSINGTHE POINT. DADl WHATARE ::tOU GOING TO
00 ABOUT r - - ~
OOOHHH. U S A ' WHEN::K>U'QE ! l o o N G . THEFAT KID IS A L W A ! l S
F 1 J N N ~ WHEN::K>UBECOME AN ADULT.BEING OVERWEIGHT
: : : : ~ l S TRAGlrC__
WHILE :;ou TWOWERE TAl.KING ABOJT
BEING T'U68:1. I INHALD AU .THE POQI( CHOPS. STVFflNG
AM> POTATOES TAKE. . . ._ . . : T H A T . HOMER,
DADI THArs SOCRUEL! ~ O V KNOW.
~ O V ' R E NO S K J N N ! I -M I N I ~ O V R S E L F
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.. ,WE'RE ALL GOINGOUT FOR DINNER AT TH
SINGING SIRLOINt
n... so PROVO OFTHAT BmfS APPETITE! ~ O UCOULD LEARN SOMETHING FROMBART, IF ~ O U ' D P A ~ MORE
ATTENTION, L l S A ' - : ' : ' ~ : : ; : 3 ; ~ ~
1 i ~ ~ ~ L A ~ S ~ T ( O N E ~ ' N : - C 'THE CAR'S A STUFFEDLITTLE PIGGIE.
~ O U ' V E LEFTME WITH ONL:;1 01'1
~ ~ O P T I O N , B O ~ .. ,
AAAAH!
JUST DON'T THROWUP ON A N ~ T H I N G WHILEWE'RE GONE, H O N ~
ro LOVE TO COMEALONG, BUT IT'S TIMEFOR A LITTLE AFTROINNR NAP.
I ' l l DOM ~ BEST,>\OM.
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M.A:18E ICAN 8EATHOM.EIl: WHATTO THE 8 R ~ E A ~ K F ; ' : S = T ~ ' c . : . : ~ ~ T H I E _ - _ - ~ l ,M.ELL COOKING.......,:DO:::WNST.... IRS
- 'I
AWWWWI BUTHE M.AKES ME FEElSO SLNOR ANDA.THLCTIC
IT'S ~ , HONE::I....FTEr
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-LOOK. OVT; EARTHUNGS\THERE'S BEEN ANOTHERBL08ZILLA SIGHTING!
.--:t-'r-n F " f " = F " ~ " F n I f 1 r : : l ~
LOOK. AT ALL THE KIDS AROVNDBARTl HE MUST HAVE HIS OWN
GRAVITATIONAL PULL!
I DON'T THINKFRE WILLY'S GONNAJUMP AN::! REEFS THIS
MORNINGl
DO ~ O V THINKIT WAS W / S ~ TO "IDEIN THE BACK OF THE
~ _ B U S , BARTI
THAT WAS THE COOLST RIDEEVER, BART DUDE!! NOW ALL !"\lEGOTTA DO IS FIND A NEW REARAXLE BEFORE THE END OF SCHOOL
T O D A ~ AND WE' l l 00 IT ALL OVERA G A I N ~ O N U I rASTER!
GEEZ. MILHOUSE, no ...~ R BEST fRlENDlS O R R ~ , BAQ:T,
BUT I Of0 LEARN THAT..JO'I
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WHAT...BOVT '!JOURLUNCH?
LOOK!nil LIKE ACHICKEN WITHNO WINGS\
I ATE IT ON THEW ~ TO THE BVSTHIS MORNING
THIS IS KENT ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ : : : : : 7 1BROCKMAN AND IU ~ EBRINGING ::lOU THE NEWSAS IT HAPPENS.,.
IVE GOTTAGET SOMETHING TOEAT, OR: I'M GONN...
P.-.sS OUT
THE TR."'ORSBEGAN THIS MORNING INSPRINGFIELD AND HAVE CAUSEDPROBLEMS THROUGHOUT THETRI-STATE AREA,.
- TO KRUSTY BUR.GER,-HVRQ'!J, PEOPlEl KEEP THOSE
D ~ - O I . D BUQGEQS AND D E E P - ~ I E DSALADS COMING! WITH WHAT THATBO'!J WILL EAT, I CAN a..EAIl: UP M::lGAMBUNG TAB WITH F...T T()N'!Jt
THERE'S ONL'!JONE HOPE FOR MENOW, USA. ::lOU'VEGOT TO HElP ME
MAKE IT, .. ~ r
"0 OfFER :rov"'.!if LUNCH, BUT ::lOUALREAD::l ATE THATON THE WA'!J TOSCHOOL!
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C"""""'I, CSJ)N; lET'STHQOW THIS GARBAGE A W ~BEFORE IT s nNK5 UP THEWHOL PlACE. PHEW!
~ T H E BLOB SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND SO ....ETHINGI r s _ ~ , IT'S A SINGLE FRENCH FRY THAT HASFAUN TO THE F1.OOR. HE'S REACHING FOR IT ,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HE'S REACHING FOll: ITHE'S ALMOST GOT IT HE'S .
~ w ,THAT COULD
BE ME
II~
HOLO ON,BIG B O ~ NO C A S H ~ ,
NO K . R U S T ~ ' ~ ' _ . ,
WAIT A MINUTE.I SEE A NEWDVWPMENTHERE AT K.R\..ISn1........,
HERE HE COt-\ES. lADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, LIKE SOME SHAMELESS }, --.1"'rOCJ(&RY OF A MAN .-..eovT TODISPlA::l HIS AMAZING PUBUCGWrTOHY
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-:::--
~ l l : E JVSTHAVING A NIGHTMARE,
eART1
Ylpp1>1 SI-
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WH:1 DONT WEGET SOME ICJCJ(S fROM
1) F"T KO "6AlN, B.-.RT?lVE GOT THE BAIT.
HERE UTERI I'M5 0 1 l 1 l ~ ABOUT THE
. . . ..,,:OTHER OA::f
BECAVSE SOMETIMESTHE B/GGR f
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AND~ y SOCCER
T R O P ~ H ~ ' ~ I / V ' ' I
8ART! l:tooKNOCKED OVER:Ml:t 8RWSI(f!. . -X
AW, ~ A N !NOTHING BVTF ~ ~ A L E ACTIONHEROESI
VAlXEN"-'THE VIKlNGOl.G""
ooTLAW BIKER OVEENMUfFl:t THE MONSTERT - - . . ; M V ~ E R
THOSE GVTLESSTV NETWORKS HAVESOLD OVT TO FEMALEVIEWERSI
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NEWSLAK
THANK GOODNESSTHEA:E'S STILL. BURPO. M ~GIQ:L-HATING, HOAGIE-EATING HEA:Oi
HOMEA:, I WANT~ TO BUILD A CASETO D I S P l A ~ ANt> ~ O T E C T
ALL. OF L l S ~ S SOCCEA:' ~ ~ - ; ; ; ; ; : ; ; - . . . . . ,TQ:OPHIES :..
IS THEA:ENO NO TO THIS-GIRL POWR-?f
THE BEER CAN BEQ:EPlACEq BUT THIST Q : O P H ~ CAN'T1
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ALRIGHT!W A ~ TO GO BVRPOI
IGNORE THOSE CHICKSIMVNCH THOSE S A L T ~
SNACK-TREATSI
LET'S SEE...WHAT'S M ~ FAVORITE
CHOW-HOVND AND DISLlKEROF' DAMES UP TO THIS
- " '__ ~ " " ~ N T H '
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LATER THAT WEEK ...HIS FAVORITE
NON-SUPER COMICBOOK HERO HAS
DISCOVEREDGIRLS
BEATENIN A RACE B ~ AGIRL? T " ' A D r ~ L ~ L ~ B r E " "TME ~ A ~ l V I . ~ _
"-ACE ~ O UTO TME SCHOOLBUS, B A ; : : . ~ T . : . . ' - ' f ' - '
AY.CARUMSA/
-_ . ~ i 1 i i i/
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\
II
0"NELSON!:10u'RE SOftIIACHOI
ACTUALU:t.M:1 ANCESTORS ARE
FROM CANADA.
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GO AWA'::J. MILHOUSE'I'M NOT IN THE Mooo FO".~ " . HAPP'::J C ~ I'VE
BEEN BU".NED B'::J AWOto\ANI
LooK.! IT'S THELATEST ISSUE OF DON,~ : : : ~ 8 ~ U ~ . ~ P O ~ , : ; : ; : : ; ; ; ~ M E N T I O N THATLOSERl < ~ lru. BEl" >S GlV>lG '-"HIS 0QEN0\ 10 SET 1 l 'WOIa.D llEccq>FOR OA'::JS 'WffiOJT A BATH 10 P\.EASE
HS >EON """""'"
--
AND ALLIS RIGHTWITH THE
WORLD!
'::JOIf".E WRONG'BURPO HAS GONE 8ACk.
TO GIRL -HATING'
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.....
MAN, THATWAS THE ULTIMATEHUMIUATION' I . . o - ~
S O R R ~ BARTT H ~ T KICK WENT
ASTRA.::I.
THER.ESLISAI
LErS GET HOI:AVTOGR.APHI
UM...1 THINKI 'LL GO GET LISA:SAUTOGRAPH TOO!GR. Pl:::liW'ER IS .-ERE10 ~ BAR:T
DONi FIGHT IT GOWffH THE Fl.DWI
GO WITHTHIS, DIAPER
B O ~ 1
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, ' II.
THE S E L E C T - O - T I < ~ O NHAS CHOSEN A HUMANSETTLEMENT NAMEDSPRINGfIELD, U.S.A
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o
,
WHAT'STHAn A SIQ(
PONl:t' L T ~ ' S ~ C A ; L l . ' i : . = = ~HE :r
WE ARE HERE FOQSOENTIfIC 1ES lING AND
OBSERVATION WE ARE NOTHERE FOR L V N ; C H : . ; . ' ~ '
oo
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W H ~ MUSTI SUFFER ONEI N D I G N 1 T ~ AfTER.-.NOTHEJP I WISH IWERE , .. MILLIONMILES ,..WA::j
A "OI.ANETOF ll-IE APES4HEAD 'ON MAU8US T ~ l BART'!!
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I 'VE BEEN "8OVCTED~ AUNSI I THOUGHTTHAT O N ~ HAPPENED TO
PEDPLE WHO UVE INTRAILS P"-RKS
MAN!:! HOURS LATR
~ WEREABD\JCTED TO ~ O -VIDE: ANSWRS, NOT
: ; ; ; ; l ; ; ; ; ~ QUSTfONSI
rEA.NOT, ~ O U N GEAQTHLlNG.
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I LIKE TO THINKNOT. M ~ TEACHERS S A ~M ~ T HI RS T FOR KNOWLEDGE ISXTRAOROINARY. THAT RAISES r-:--.
ANOTHR QUESTION...HOW00- -1
I I II
FASCINATiNG.WHAT DO ALIENS
. , . . , ~ E ; A T l /;f
FOll:GET IT I EVENAS WE All:E ABOUT TOAT HER, SHE ASKS
QUESTION;';:.'...
I'VELOST ~APPETITE.
. ..LET'S JUST CSEND HEll:BACK.
:::K)OJ WON'Tll:EMEM8ER A N ~ -
THING A BOV T THISE N C D U N T R ~ , __
F "'"''WAS SOLUCl'.>
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lUKEHIM.
HOW DO I AIMTHIS DEATH R A ~ AT.... . . , ; " . : , ; ~ SCHOOL?
II '
FEAR NOT,~ O U N G EARTHLING!
WAIT!
OUT OF M ~W A ~ l THINGS TOBLOW U.P;.,"''11
THAT IS NOTA OATH R A ~ IT ISTHE COW-OFAONG
GUNI
STOPTHAT1
II
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< ! & k t o b t r f t ~ t RETURN TO THEMOTHE'lSHlP? BUT WORLDDOMIN"TION IS O N ~95% COMPlETE. " ' - ~
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B O ~ .. WHATDOES ::K>VR T ~ t C A L
EARTHLING :1OUTH MINDCONSIDER fUN1~ ~ ~
-
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MUCH LATR.
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