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Volume21,Issue9 May20,2012

Agendaforthisweek:

Monday,May21st:5pm–6pm:Runningclub

7pm–8pm:SandwichMakingfortheHomeless

8pm–9pm:DilloDayFireside

Tuesday,May22nd

:11am-1pm:P2PLunches 7pm–8pm:NUArchivistFireside!

Wednesday,May23rd:11am–1pm:P2PLunches

9pm–10pm:PerlerBeads

Thursday,May24th:5pm–6pm:Runningclub

5:30pm–7:30pm:Off-CampusDinnerw/Tim

HigginsatFiveGuys

7pm–9pm:Faculty/PhilanthropyQuizBowl!

10pm–12am:Groupbonding

Friday,May25

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:8pm–9pm:EberhardShow

Saturday,May26th:DILLODAY!!

Sunday,May27th:1pm–2pm:Co-recsoftball

4pm–5pm:Co-recsoftball(ifwinthefirstgame)

5pm–6pm:Whitesoccer

8pm–9pm:Co-recsoccer

8:30pm:HouseMeeting

“IfObamahasmadetimetoseetheAvengers,socanyou!”

 The Bathroom Reader! 

 

TheBlindVices!

Slivkan1:It’scalledanATM.Look,Iknow

you’reforeign,butIneverthoughtyou’dcallanATMabankdispenser.

Slivkan2:Isaidmilk dispenser.

Slivkan1:Childpornographyisillegalin

NewYork.

Slivkan2:Evenstreamingit?

Slivkan1:No.

Slivkan2:Nice!

Thisweek’sweatherinArmadillos! Monday,May21: 65º/48º

(MostlySunny)

Tuesday,May22: 69º/48º

(MostlySunny)

Wednesday,May23: 76º/61º

(Sunny)

Thursday,May24: 84º/66º

(PartlyCloudy)

Friday,May25: 79º/60º

(MostlySunny)

Saturday,May26: 76º/59º

(MostlySunny)

Sunday,May27: 82º/64º

(PartlyCloudy)

Heya.

So,hereisaquickhistorianlifeupdate.Iamcurrentlywritingthis

whilesittinginanairportwaitingformysistertocomerescueme

sincemyflightgotcancelled.ItwouldhavebeenthefirsttimeI’d

flownsinceIwasthree!Sointenseguys.Inotherhistoriannews,

wearehavingourfiresideonTuesday!!Pleasecome!Therewillbe

amazing,oldNorthwesternthingstoseeand really goodmunchies!

Alsoinothernews,DilloDayisonSaturday!!Hencethearmadillo

themedweathersection.Justlookatthoselittleguysoverthere.

Justremembertobesafeoutthere.Remembertostayhydrated

andeatfoodthroughouttheday.Only19moredaysofschool!!!!

Wemadeittotheteens!!Schweet.

Best,Mattie

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Volume21,Issue9 May20,2012ALookatTao

SoapparentlymyDadincollegebecameveryinterestedinTao.Sotheotherday,hesentmesome

excerptsfromabookaboutTao.Ithoughttheywouldbeinterestingtosharewithyouguyssince

finalsarequicklyapproaching.Theymighthelpyoukeepthingsinperspectivewhenyouget

stressedaboutyourfinals.Enjoy!

Orontheflipsideyoucouldjustdothis.

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