Bella’s crazy day with Emmett and Jasper

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Chapter 1 Bellas crazy day with Emmett and Jasper

Edward was out hunting with everyone except Emmett and Jasper. Oh great, I

thought, I dont know what Emmett has up his sleeve but I can tell you it isnt

pretty. I was watching TV with Jasper when Emmett comes bouncing into the

room with a piece of paper with a list on it.

Emmett what is that I ask with suspicion leaking into my voice.

Well Bellzy, Emmett says,its a list of how to get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Emmett I told you to never call me that! I said with me adding acid into my

tone. And why do you have that list. I asked, and was a little scared of the

answer.

Were gonna see how long it takes to get kicked out of Wal-Mart! Emmett

screamed with joy and was bouncing up and down like when Alice finds out

there is a shoe sale.

OMG Emmett! Did you get into Carlisles drugs again? Jasper asks with worry

coloring his tone.

Yes! Emmett answers immediately.

Why on earth did you take them?! I yelled in his face.

Because theyre yummy! Em said.

Emmett I say this because I care, Jasper says slowly but them screams, YOU

NEED HELP!

Emmett shrugged but says were still gonna do it. Aw shit Charlies going to kill

me if we get thrown out. Strike that we are going to get thrown out.

To Wal-Mart! Emmett boomed.

No way! I yelled at him, we are gonna get grounded if we do this! So you can

do this without me. I said as I sat on the couch crossing my arms over my chest.



How much do you weigh? Emmett asked me.

I dont know about 110. I said with curiosity burning in my voice. Oh no

Emmetts thinking again and nothing good could come to that.

Emmett looked at Jasper and says, We can take her.

They picked me up buy the tops off me arms and forced me back of the jeep

with me kicking, and screaming at them to let me go but the just ignored me.

CHAPTER 2 POLICE-STATION

5 HOURS AFTER BEING IN WAL-MART

I cant believe we got thrown in jail Emmett. I asked while sitting on the bench

in the police station.

I can. Jaspers says from sitting next to me.

Shut up., I snap at Jasper and I turned to Emmett and screamed, I cant

believe you dragged me into this! Edward is going to be very pissed at you. I

said smugly at them. I knew Alice would have seen me being dragged into this,

so Im off the hook.

What! Emmett says in disbelieve, Hes gonna be pissed at you to.

Nope Im off the hook. Alice probably saw me being dragged into this against

my will. So good luck with that. I said with a smirk on my face.

EMMETTS POINT OF VEIW

Oh shit were so dead, I thought as Edward was waiting for us as the officer

released us.

Yes you are Emmett. Edward snapped at me.

Get out of my head Eddie! I yelled at him.

He growled when I called him that. I just dont see what his problem was today,

I thought as we got in his Volvo.



My problem is you forced Bella against her will and got thrown in jail for your

stupidity. Edward yelled at us.

Wow he was on edge today. I bet he would feel better with some yummy drugs

in Carlisle office. Oh shit I forgot eddy can read my mind. You better not tellCarlisle I took his drugs or I KILL YOU!!!!

We pulled up to the house and Edward ran straight to Carlisle and told him I

took his drugs. Carlisle started to approach me and I grabbed Jasper as a shield.

Emmett why on earth did you take my drugs out of my office, and are you

using Jasper as a shield? Carlisle looked pissed. Edward nodded at me. I AM A

DEAD MAN! I thought before I sprinted out of the door.

After Carlisle grounded me for dragging Bella against her will to Wal-Mart,

taking his drugs, and getting arrested I was sitting at home and I was bored to

death!!! I and Jasper had been prank calling Bella for two hours straight, which

is until Bella had come over to our house with a metal baseball bat.

YOU BETTER RUN BOYS!!! Bella shrieked at the top of her lungs, HELL she

could probably make a vampire go deaf.

She had chased us for a while until we ended up back in our living room with allthe Cullens in there.

Bella if I may ask why are you chasing Emmett and Jasper with a baseball bat?

Carlisle was the first to speak.

Cause they havent stopped pranks calling me for SIX STAIRGHT HOURS and I

am FUCKING sick of it!!! Her voice had gotten higher every word and after she

was done talking she swung the bat and hit both of heads at the same time, just

like hitting two birds with one stone kind of thing.

OW Jasper and I said together. After she hit our heads she stormed out of the

house and into the garage. After a minute she screamed Edwards name.

EDWARD Bella shrieked. Man she is grumpy!!



Thats because its one oclock in the morning you idiot!!! Edward shouted at

me. Then he dashed off to the garage when we heard Bella shouted-no

screamed his name again.

EMMETT AND JASPER HAVENT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS!!! Esmescreamed at us. Why would you keep Bella up all night long?

We were bored. I said in a small voice.

Ugh I give up on you two. Esme groaned and walked outside to her garden.

CHAPTER 3 EMMETTS JEEP

BELLAS POINT OF VIEW

I was PISSED at Emmett and Jasper for not letting me sleep. I didnt go to sleep

last night at ALL!!! Edward tried humming his lullaby but it didnt work. When it

was four oclock in the morning I had had enough I grabbed a baseball bat from

Charlies room and I ordered Edward to take me to his house.

Edward can I teach your big brother a lesson not to keep me up at night. I said

while giving him puppy dog eyes. He sighed and said to climb on his back. Once

we were there a paid a visit to Emmetts old friend. His car. I heard Edward

trying to warn Emmett but he didnt get that far before I started smashing it.

Emmett I might want to give you a heads up. I heard Edward say.

Why? Emmett asked.

Well because Bella I cut him off in mid-sentence with I took his car down to

Hell where it belonged!!!

When I had smashed it to pieces I walked in the house to the living room, with

everyone in it, and leaned against a wall looking at Emmett. Then I mouthed

three two one and right on time a tire came rolling out and it landed next to

Emmett. The silence lasted for two whole seconds until Emmett screamed

NOOOOOOO and ran off to the garage. Every one followed him curiously to



the garage to see what I had done. Thats when we saw Emmett on his knees

wide eyed staring at his broken jeep.

What the fuck!! Emmett cussed.

Yep that outta getter done. I said smirking and walking to the living room with

every one staring at me shocked.

Well I think weve all learned a valuable lesson here. Alice said with fear in

her tone.

NEVER PISS-OFF A SWAN!!! I called from the living room.

Yeah thats pretty much it. Jasper said with fear dripping into his voice like

Alices.

Emmett I think you need a new jeep. Edward said sarcastically.

OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT IF I BREAK YOU PIANO! I heard Emmett scream from

the garage and they all rushed over after Emmett did. But they all stopped dead

in their tracks when they saw me standing there with an X-Box in my hand and a

hammer in the other.

You break the piano; I get to break you X-Box. I said with venom leaking intomy voice. I was VERY cranky when I didnt get sleep and Jasper seemed to feel

that emotion cause he was cowering behind Alice and he whispered to Emmett:

Do what she says shes more cranky than Rosalie when her shoes dont

match. I saw Emmett gulp and he backed away.

Thats right Im cranky when I dont sleep. Hmph. I said as I walked past him,

after I had put the X-Box down, and talked to Angela. Apparently her little

brother was keeping her up too. While I talked to Angela I was resting my head

on a pillow that was on Edwards lap. Eventually I fell asleep at six-thirty in the

morning when I was supposed to get up and get ready for school but Edward let

me sleep.

CHAPTER 4 EMMETTS PRANK BACKFIRED



EMMETTS POINT OF VEIW

I was so bored I decided to play a prank on Bella while she was sleeping. I was

gonna put whip cream on the phone and then I would ring the phone and she

would get splattered with it. Oh yeah. Thats when I noticed that everyone wasin the room and Edward had a smirk on his face. Weird, I thought, I wonder why

hes smirking when Bellas just about to get covered in whip creamoh well. So

I put it on the phone and I rang it and the next thing was unexpected. The

phone slapped on my face and I was covered in the whip cream.

Bella chuckled before saying Even in my sleep Im smarter than you. Then she

licked the rest of it off before going back to sleep with a smirk on her face. I

looked up and ALL of my family was laughing. I stormed off to think of

something that actually wont backfire on me. Oh and I think I just had an idea! I

didnt want Eddie reading my mind so I started singing Only Girl in the World by

Rihanna but I slipped up and thought it.

Dont even think about it Emmett! Edward whispered. He was probably trying

not to disturbed his precioussleeping angel as he had put it. Fine, I thoughtas

Iwas trying to get the whip cream off of my face, I wont try to set Bellas house

on fire and get her drunk at a bar and are you happy now Eddie! I stormed off to

the kitchen to get the rest of it off my face after I heard him growl softly after I

called him Eddie.

BELLAS POINT OF VIEW

Emmett tried to pull a prank on me but it had backfired on him. Idiot, I thought.

I woke up, to the sound of the TV and a lot of cussing from Emmett and Edward

telling him to shut up, around eleven oclock pm. My body clock is seriously

screwed up right now.

WHAT THE SHIT!! PASS IT TO HIM! NO NOT JARED!! I heard Emmetts voice

boom through the house.

Emmett will you keep it down your gonna wake up Bella! Edward hissed

somewhere next to me.



Welltoo late! Emmett said while I sat up from the couch still a little groggy

and dazed. I saw what Emmett was watching on the TV, it was football.

Edward, I asked as sweetly as I could, could you get me some water please. I

was too lazy to get up from the couch and get it myself to quench my thirst.

Of course, Ill be right back. He answered and kissed my forehead before

disappearing into the kitchen to fulfill my request. I glanced at Emmett to see he

was staring at the TV and didnt seem to notice anything but the TV in front of

him. Jasper had walked into the room when Edward appeared with a glass of

water in his hands.

Thanks Edward. Wait, what about Charlie, I didnt come home today? I was

slightly worried that Charlie was gonna ground meagain.

Dont worry love, Alice called your father and explained that you crashed here

after Emmett kept you up all night with the prank calls. Edward explained to

me with his smooth velvet voice of his. I sighed in relief. Then all of a sudden

the evil little pixie appeared next to Jasper with the biggest grin known to man.

Guess what Bella we are going shopping tomorrow! She squealed very loudly.

What will happen to Bella, will she find a way to survive Alice¶s

shopping trip or will they run into an old enemy? I will not

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