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The BIGGEST Collection of the Best AND most Profitable Headlines in the World!

The BIGGEST Collection of the Best AND most Profitable Headlines

in the World!

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The BIGGEST Collection of the Best AND most Profitable Headlines in the World!

INTRODUCTION.....................................................................................................................................3Numbers.....................................................................................................................................................3A.................................................................................................................................................................6B.................................................................................................................................................................8C.................................................................................................................................................................9D...............................................................................................................................................................10E...............................................................................................................................................................12F...............................................................................................................................................................13G...............................................................................................................................................................15H...............................................................................................................................................................17I................................................................................................................................................................22J................................................................................................................................................................29L ..............................................................................................................................................................29M..............................................................................................................................................................30N...............................................................................................................................................................31O...............................................................................................................................................................33P...............................................................................................................................................................33R...............................................................................................................................................................34S...............................................................................................................................................................35T...............................................................................................................................................................37U...............................................................................................................................................................41V...............................................................................................................................................................42W..............................................................................................................................................................42Y...............................................................................................................................................................49SUBHEADINGS.....................................................................................................................................52EMAIL Subject Headlines..................................................................................................................................................................53

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INTRODUCTION

These are the best headlines that I have painstakingly compiled for more than three years since 2008. These include some of the Greatest Headlines Ever Written. It comprises over 77 pages of headlines.

You can use it in many ways including:● Email subject● Sales letter headline● Signature blocks

Use CTRL-F to search you by the keywords. Otherwise, find a headline that attracts your attention and replace it with your own product/subject.

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3 Direct Reasons Why You'll Be Kicking Yourself If You Don't...

3 things your parents never taught you about money.

5 Action Ideas To Get...

5 Must Do's Before You ______________________

7 Sure-Fire Tips For...

75% of all the US millionaires ... are self-made.

85% leave Network Marketing during first 90 days.

85-year-old grandmom shows people how to get an extra pay check by handing out 5 audio CDs a week.

12 Special tax strategies that are making doctors rich

17 stocks you should dump right away

"49-year-old former caddy starts his own part-time business, and now owns his own golf course." Page 3 of 57

"69-year-old grandmother changes her diet, becomes arthritis-free, and begins teaching karate."

10 Simple Steps To Catapult Your...

11 Medical Breakthroughs That Will Rock the World

17 Minutes From Now You'll Never Feel Trapped By Your Money Worries Again Regardless Of How Much You Owe The Bank Or I'll Pay YOU $50 Dollars.

30 Great answers to 1 Good Social Media Question – “How can it benefit my business?”

$2500 to pay your bills! Could you use an extra twenty-five hundred dollars every month to pay your bills?

$80,000 IN PRIZES! Help Us Find the Name For These New Kitchens

“100% Insurance Coverage For People Over 45 With No Physical, No Waiting, No Restrictions.”

$ave money on bills you HAVE TO PAY anyway!

“The 7 Things You Should Expect From Your Sofa Cover Company.”

The seven steps to a perfect lawn

67 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You to Answer Our Ad a Few Months Ago

[Insert Topic]: 3 Things You MUST Know...

x Surefire Methods To ______________________

x Things To Consider When You ______________________

Five Days to Prove I Can Raise Your Pay!

10 Headline Blueprints That Work Like Crazy

THOUSANDS (HUNDREDS, MILLIONS) NOW __________ EVEN THOUGH THEY _____

Thousands Now Play Even Though They Have "Clumsy Fingers."

Three reasons your paycheck will always stay small.

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Two Million People Owe Their Health to this Idea Even Though They Laughed at It.

138,000 Members of Your Profession Receive a Check from Us Every Month Even Though They Once Threw this Letter into the Wastebasket.

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Here are the headlines sorted by alphabetical order.

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A 90-SECOND CALL CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE FINANCIALLY. CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX!

Are You At Risk Of...?

A few hundred for just a few hours a week! Learn how you could be earning more than your boss in just a few short months.

A full-time job will feed you today, and a part-time business can feed you tomorrow.

A goal is different from a wish.

A little note of great importance.

A New Horse Or Kendall's Spavin Cure?

A New Idea That Makes Men Rich

A one-time minimal effort can get people to give you money month after month.

A Rare Opportunity to Turn $5,000 into $3.52 Million

A REMARKABLY EASIER WAY TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR CAR. If you are still cleaning your car the old-fashioned way with water, it may be that no one has told you that an easier and better way exists.

A Single Sentence Changed My Life... and I feel I must share it with you. If you have a Burning Desire to SUCCEED... but can't quite figure out how to do it . . .

A Startling Memory Feat That You Can Do

A Sure Way To Sky-Rocket Your Income!!

A WINWIN OPPORTUNITY!!!!!

A WONDERFUL TWO YEARS' TRIP AT FULL PAY --- BUT ONLY MEN WITHIMAGINATION CAN TAKE IT

Advice to Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money – By Wife”

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Age is a feeling, not a number. . . You'll love feeling ageless!

All your life you've been told that you're SO talented!!! So, why are you where you are? Call XXX-XXX-XXXX

Allow me to take a moment of your time and tell you about something that is very real and can change your life in a few weeks!

Amazing results were accomplished!

Amazing Secrets Revealed! How to ___________________...

Ambitious Men Flock to Me – to Learn My More-pay Secret

An amazing business you can carry in your pocket

An Anti-Wrinkle Cream For A Price That Makes Your Laughlines Smile.

An Easy Way For Farmers to Make More Money - How to Add to Your Net Profits Every Year Regardless of Crops or Market Conditions; the Secret a Million Farmers Have Already Learned.

“An Open Letter to Every Overweight Person in <city>

ANNOUNCING...THE NEW EDITION OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA THAT MAKES IT FUN TOLEARN THINGS

Announcing 3 secrets your boss doesn't want you to know about your check that will always keep you his slave!

“Announcing a New Technologically Advanced Laptop That You Can Never Drop, Never Smash, and Never Lose…100% guarantee!”

Answer me three simple questions and I'll tell you what are your chances to get rich!

Apprentice Millionaires wanted.

ARE THEY BEING PROMOTED RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD?

Are Your Dreams Worth 'Going For'?

ARE WE A NATION OF LOWBROWS?

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As Easy As Shooting Fish In A Barrel

As seen on TV...

Ask and ye shall receive!

Asthmatic Canadian math professor shows you How to Eliminate Household Chemical Triggers That Threaten Your Health.

Attracting the wrong people? The right magnet can help!“A Breakthrough Idea for Those Who Want to Act in the Movies”

A little Mistake cost a farmer $4,000 a year

At last! A Steam Iron with a “Magic Brain”

At last – you can drive all over the U.S. with one easy-to-follow Map Book

Attention Homeowner!...”

“Attention Lawyer…”

“Attention: Home Owner, Don’t Buy Any Curatins Until You Read This”

“Attention Mechanics With Old, Worn-Out Tools…”

“Attention Ladies…We Guarantee You Will Be Completely Satisfied With Your New Look and Your Complexion Will be Softer and Smoother, Or You Get Your Money Back!”

BBe a professional and make the world your business - be an entrepreneur and make the world your playground.

Be a 'SURVIVOR' this summer and find out what Survivor's TV crew knows about our insect repellent.

Be your own boss and earn unlimited income from your own home....no schedules or alarm clocks....Check it out today.

Beat the Insurance companies at their own game - LEGALLY!!

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Become The Person You Used To Be!

Become what you love, not what you have to be.

BEFORE I JOINED THIS NETWORK MARKETING I WAS JUST LIKE YOU . . .

Being fifty is nifty when you are physically & financially FIT - are you?

Big Fat Albert loses 197 pounds, Steals Little Brothers' Medium-size Baseball Uniform, Then Hits an Inside The Park HOME RUN!!!

Bills, Bills, Bills. Too Many Bills!!!

Blow the lid off what you think you can earn.

Boost Your…

Build your downline BEFORE you pay!

Burn Disease Out Of Your Body

Business Boom!

Business Partner Wanted - MUST desire to get RICH!!

BUY NO DESK --- UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THIS SENSATION OF THE BUSINESS SHOW

By this time next month, you could have have…

C

Can I ask you a question, however, I need an honest answer?

Can I ask you a quick question?

Can you loan me 2000$? If you could, would you loan me then?

"Can you name the six mistakes that poor people make?"

Can you see yourself earning 10-20,000 dollars per month?

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Can you tell me what is wrong with a stronger immune system and a healthier bank account?

CHANGE YOUR PARADIGM AND KEEP THE CHANGE!

CHECK THE KIND OF BODY YOU WANT

CLEAN OUT YOUR HOUSE! There are over 50 TOXIC CHEMICALS in the average house.Club Only!

Completely satisfied with your income? Then this isn't for you.

Contest! Help me find the top 5 benefits of this program and win great prizes!

CORPORATE AMERICA SHOULD ONLY BE AN UMBILICA CORD UNTIL YOUGIVE BIRTH TO YOUR DREAMS. UNFORTUNATELY MOST PEOPLE NEVERCUT THE CORD.

Could The Air In Your House Be Toxic? Learn How This Stay-At-Home Mom Eliminated Indoor Air Pollution In Her House And Earned A Bundle Showing Others How To Do The Same.

Could you use a bigger paycheck?

Create a downline that lives longer than Methusaleh.

"Create Your Own Profitable Info Products From Scratch - Even If You're Broke And Have No Expertise At All!"

Creating a Plan B

Credit bureaus don't want you to see this.

Curious as to how an average house painter quit his J.O.B. and tripled his income ?

Can you pass this Memory test

“Confession of a Disbarred Lawyer”

D

Dare to be independent and in control of your future! Dare to look good and feel great!

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Did you know that you can ______________________?

Did you know that JOB really means the 'journey of the broke?'

Did you know that your credit card company is charging you interest on your own money and hasn't told you that?

Did you put a stop payment on your reality check?

Did you think nobody knew?

DID YOUR PAYCHECK GROW DURING YOUR LAST VACATION?

Discover How You Can ______________________

Distributed Income Specialist seeks assistant to work from home, training provided!

Doctors Are Waiting For You To Get Sick. Let Them Wait While You Enjoy Life!

Doctor's Diagnosis Dive-Bombing Pilot's Dreams - 'No Flying...' Crashing Captain's Career

DOES THE FEAR OF REJECTION SEND YOU RUNNING FOR THE HILLS?

DOES YOUR CHILD EVER EMBARRASS YOU?

Does your spouse wonder why your paycheck is so small?

Don't ______________________ Until You Read This!

Don't be Broke EVER again.

Don't grow old and poor at the same time – become financially free with your own part-time business.

Don't just study business. Build one!

Don't let your boss know this; otherwise his hair will drop!!!

Don’t Let Athlete Foot “Lay You Up”

Dream, Believe, Dare and Do!

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Dreams to Dollars...You Make it Happen!

Drink Coffee and Lose Weight.

Drink one ounce a day for 21 days -- and you tell me how you feel.

Drive to the BANK...not to work!

Drivers—Here’s the Insider Information the Police Don’t Want You to Have!”

Don’t envy the Plumber – be oneDoctors Prove 2 Out of 3 Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin in 14 Days”

Don’t try this with any other copiers

E

EARN A LIVING WHILE MAKING A DIFFERENCE.

Earn all your salary working half-time at home!

Earn extra $5K a month to keep your partner happy.

Earn Extra Money in 2003! Serious Inquiries Only.

Earn Money While You Sleep.

Earn More Money Than Your Husband!

Earn Your WEALTH, Work For YOURSELF!

Earn your yearly salary every month in your spare time!

Easiest $200-$1000/WEEK You'll Ever Make!

Eat Chocolate. Feel Great. Get Paid to Save the Rainforest.

Email Your Brain & Watch Your Bank Account Grow.

END WAGE SLAVERY!

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Endangered Antidotes

Escape The Rate Race!

Even Martha Stewart couldn't tell our secret...

Ever missed an opportunity to become financially wealthy?

Ever wondered why some people earn more in a month than others in a year?

Every boat large or small carries life jackets. Today, every job large or small NEEDS financial lifejackets! Where is yours?

Every day is a good day if you are joyfully pursuing the freedom you deserve.

Every now and again a door opens and lets the future in! Be a part of The Future Now!

Experienced attorney in Tucson, AZ, shows Gen-Xers how to achieve a retirement income in 5 years or less.

F

F/T income for P/T work!!!

Failing is not an Option.

Fearless Conversation!

Fed Up?Feel Like 25; Think like 50.

FINANCIALLY DEPRESSED?

Find out how a 44-year-old clown from Elmwood Park has so much fun making money!!!

Find out how a single mom is flying from famine to fortune!

Find out how an overworked 47-year-old technician from Akron Ohio found how to never pay long distance charges again.

Find out how stay-at-home Moms can make more than their working husbands!

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Find out how to be a Spiritual Electrician...to reach into people's hearts and turn their light on...or help them increase their wattage.

Fire your boss and offer him a job.

Fire your boss!

Flabbergasted small town stay-at-home mom discovers how to get paid more than her corporate husband from the comfort of her own home in less than 9 months.

Folks, I've found that there are ONLY 2 types of people in this world, those who get an Extra Paycheck every month and those who don't... It's that simple and by the way... That's our business in a nutshell.

Food is just another word but weight-loss is forever!

Football junkie discovers business that pays him while he yells abuse at his team.

For things to change, you have to change.

For the Women who is older than she looks

For women who are older than they look, but who wouldn't mind looking even younger, call for our free report, "How To Have the Skin of a 22-Year-Old Beauty Queen Without Surgery, Botox, or Makeup."

For High School Seniors Who Are In Shock On Discovering That There Are Over 1300 Accredited 4-Year Colleges To Apply To And Don't Know How To Pick The Ones That Might Pick Them!

For People who Are Sure Enough Of Their Own Taste To Break Yesterday's Rules In Their Bedrooms...and bathrooms and living rooms and kitchens and foyers and closets

"For People Who Would Rather Own Antiques Than A Lot of New Things (that can cost almost as much)

For everyone who has ever felt mad enough to write a letter to The New York Times

For golfers who are almost (but not quite) satisfied with their game -- and can't figure out what they're doing wrong

For People Who Could Do Great Reports, Research And Term Papers (On Time!)

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Former engineer learns how to live a 'little' on six figures.

FORMER BARBER EARNS $8,000 IN 4 MONTHS AS A REAL ESTATE SPECIALIST

Former failure retires, moves his family to luxurious mountain retreat.

Former fat guy shows people how to drink their vitamins, lose weight and get paid for doing it.

FORMER FAT LADY from Cincinnati shows other pleasingly plump persons how to lose the flab and pad the wallet.

Found! Amazing Business!

Four simple steps to earning an extra paycheck every week.

Friend...I'll trade you a million dollars for a minute of your time...

Friends do not let friends have a J.O.B. (just over broke)

For the woman who is older than she looks

Former Barber Earns $8,000 in 4 months as a real estate specialist

“Fountain of Youth Discovered by Little Known Civilisation Over 2700 Years Ago”

“FREE 1 Month Gym Membership Worth $79 With Every Pair of Reebok Cross-Trainer Shoes. This Weekend Only”

G

Get __________________ By Using These Powerful Tips

Get $100+ for Every $39 You Spend!

Get a new car with $0 down payment - and no monthly payments!

Get a $300 a month raise - and you don't even have to ask your boss

Get another check for the month!

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Get money to do what you like the most . . .

Get out in front of this Runaway Train and track down your profits now.

Get out in front of this Runaway Train for Success and have them begging to buy.

Get out of debt in 90 minutes without borrowing!

Get paid every time your neighbor picks up the phone.

Get paid just because someone has a phone in their home!

Get paid to be a stay-at-home mum!

GET PAID TO BRING COMPETITION TO THIS AREA ON A SERVICE USED DAILY.

Get Paid To Eat!

Get Paid to Shop!

Get Paid to Vacation!

Get paid what you are worth - not what you have to settle for.

Get paid what you're worth. Ask me how!

Get paid when people use the phone!

Get rid of your headaches, without using drugs!

“Get UP To 40% Off All Children’s Jackets on Monday!”

Give YOUR CHILDREN the MOST PRECIOUS gift of all.

Go from zero to $10,000 a month, working 10 hours a week!Good News for Franchise Owners: Here’s how to get hundreds of qualified Leads at half the cost

Got Life? Got Time? Got $$$$?

GRAB THE future!Page 16 of 57

GRAB YOUR LIFE BY THE THROAT - AND GIVE IT A SHAKE.

Greatest Gold Mine of Easy “Things-To-Make” Ever Crammed Into One Big Book

Grow Younger As You Grow Older

Grow Your Own Money And Pick Your Own Hours.

H

Hands that look lovelier in 24 hours – or your money back

Has This Ever Happened To You?

Have a PC? PUT IT TO WORK!

Have more money than month! I can show you a way!

Have YOU a “Worry” Stock?

Have you earned and saved all the money you want to earn and save? I can show you how.

Have you ever considered starting your own business?

Have you ever felt so passionately about something that you just had to tell everyone about it?

Have you ever got paid for recommending a movie to your friend?

Have you ever said, “I just can’t seem to concentrate?”

Have you ever seen a grown man cry?

Have you ever had an Ah-ha Moment?

Have you ever wished you could retire early?

Have you had your (product/service) today?

Have you heard how to release those unwanted pounds?

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Have you noticed lately how much you are paying for healthcare? How would you like to be in control of your healthcare costs and not sacrifice quality care one bit?

Have you planned where you want to be in 3 years?

Have you received your package yet?

HAVE YOU THESE SYMPTOMS OF NERVE EXHAUSTION?

Have you solved the puzzle of Life, the permanent fund raising event, and Health, the constant struggle to stay energetically well?

Have you thought of starting your business? We help people from all walks of life regardless of capital to start an exciting & unique franchise business.

Hazardous products in your home, and what you should know about preventing them.

Health and wealth pour from the same bottle.

Health nut throws away vitamins, feels healthier.

Henry Ford, Bill Gates and ... YOU?

HERE'S A QUICK WAY TO BREAK UP A COLD

“Here’s a Quick & Easy Way to Become Tight, Lean, Attractive, Radiant, And Remarkably Healthy in Just 45 Minutes, Three Times A Week…100% Guaranteed Or You Pay Nothing!”“Here Are 24 Fast, Easy, Inexpensive Dinner Ideas Especially Created for Working Women Who Don’t Have a Lot of Time To Cook!”

Here's the quickest, easiest, most hassle-free way to make money you've ever seen or heard.

Here's your chance to do what you would have done if you had lived.

Hey, I need your help to win a new convertible. Are you game?

Hey, if you're above the ground and want to stay that way...

Hey, look. Your lifestyle does not fit you, so let me show you what you deserve.

Hi - Are you ready to change your life for the better?

Hi! How are you?Page 18 of 57

Hi! I teach people how to be healthy and wealthy.

Hi! I'm calling you (or calling on you) because I heard you were the best in your field.

Honey, I just paid the mortgage and all our bills and I haven't spent my paycheck yet.

Honolulu businessman wins the lottery without playing the lottery.

Hope is your most precious resource. I can show you where to place it to make it truly worthwhile for you.

HOT! HOT! HOT! Get the SPA experience without a Jacuzzi! Call XXX-XXX-XXXX

How a 39-year-old computer geek, husband, and father of three escaped the Rat Race!

How a 41-year-old Postal Worker from Waurika, Oklahoma Shows People How to Legally Get an Extra Paycheck In Their Mailbox Every Week!

How a 23-Year-Old Boy Earns $15,000 A Year – A Lesson in Fortune Making

How a 29-year-old housewife stays at home and still receives a full-time paycheck.

How a 33-year-old postal worker makes more money part-time than his supervisor does full-time

How a 21-year-old college student earns over $5,000 a month by helping people fill out a change of service form

HOW A NEW DISCOVERY MADE A PLAIN GIRL BEAUTIFUL

HOW A NEW KIND OF CLAY IMPROVED MY COMPLEXION IN 30 MINUTES

"How a 23-year-old mail clerk earns more than the senior vice-president."

How about buying a franchise without paying franchising fees?

HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? (And if they say anything but good I hand them a bottle of (product) and tell them to call me in two weeks.)

How are you going to make $1,000.00 next week?

How Anyone Can Have a Winning Personality

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HOW CAN DRUG COMPANIES AFFORD TO SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON TV ADS?

How can you afford to give your children the life they deserve?

How committed are you to your retirement?

How Fortune Came to John Jones

How I discovered the secret of looking younger for longer

How I made a fortune because of a one-hour meeting.

How I Improved My Appearance in One Evening

How Is Your Five-Year Retirement Plan Coming Along?

How It Feels To Earn $1000 a Week

How long can you afford to wait?

How many people are helping you make money with your current job?

How many people do you know who worked for 40 years, and when they retired they were wealthy?

How much do you know about gardening? Take this simple test

How Much is “Worker Tension” Costing Your Company?

How Often Do You Find Yourself Saying I Wish I Had More Energy?

HOW OFTEN DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF SAYING: "NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT: I'VE BEENMEANING TO!"

How often do you think about making more money????

HOW OLD YOU ARE IS YOUR BUSINESS. HOW OLD YOU FEEL IS OURS.

HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

How to get a $100 tax refund - every month

How to get an extra paycheck every month - legally!

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How to have the smartest grandchildren on the block

How to make your grandchildren the smartest children in their neighborhood

How you can retire at 40

How to Form Corporation Without A Lawyer For Under $50.00”

How to Make a Hit With Influential People

“How to Pay Zero Taxes!”

“How to Become Debt-Free and Stay That Way – Forever”

How To Improve Your Memory In One Evening

How to Take Out Stains… Use (product name) and Follow These Easy Directions

How to make more money in a month than most people make in a year

How to develop a $300-per-weekend strategy

How to get an extra paycheck each week without asking your boss!

“How Your Horoscope Can Bring You Wealth, Love, Success and Happiness”

How will you manage financially when you retire?

How working moms can be stay-at-home moms with a bigger paycheck.

How would you like to be financially free doing the same thing you do in just 6 steps?

How would you like to change your business suit for a swimsuit?

How would you like to fire your boss, or even better, fire your boss and get him working with/for you?

How would you like to get paid to play?

How Would You Like To Help End World Poverty Including Your Own?

How would you like to look and feel years younger, make more money and friends in the next 12 months than you have in years? If your answer is yes than we need to talk!

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How would you like to make a living doing what you love?

How would you like to receive an alimony check every month while remaining happily married?

How would you like to stay younger longer?

How's life treating you today?

Here’s a quick way to break up a cold

Here’ a way to make money that has never yet failed

Here's A Quick Way To Pay Off Bills In Less Than 60 Days.

"How ordinary people can afford a top-notch lawyer for only 83 cents a day."

How the way you undress reveals your personality

“How Your Horoscope Can Bring You Wealth, Love, Success and Happiness”

“How Long Will You Live? Ignorance About Taking Care of Yourself Can Be The Mistake That Kills You In Your 50s and 60’s..’The Dangerous years!”

How to live 12 years longer

How This Surprising Little Secret...

I

I allow mothers to stay home and play with their children and get paid for it!

I almost missed this opportunity - close call.

I am a millionaire!

I ask 20 people a day what they want and show them how to get it. What do you want?

I can give you the gift of total financial freedom.

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I can help you save your Time, Health, Environment and Money.

I can see that you love your job. I bet retiring any time soon is not even on your mind.

I can sell you on something without buying anything.

I can show you how to drop weight & never pick it back up!

I can show you how to make more money in your lunch hour than most people make in a 30-year career.

I can turn your Visa or MasterCard into a cash card in less than two minutes!

I can't eat everything I am supposed to on this new diet.

I do Alternative Network Marketing! What do you do?

I get paid to change lives!

I give away great products and get paid to do it.

I had a job just like yours once.

I had no idea this was possible.

I have a toll booth on the communications highway and I want you to have yours too.

I have a way for you to make more money and spend more time with your family - would you like to know more?

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY ALL MY LIFE.

I have lost 50 pounds without starving or exercising and have more energy!

I hear you're interested in making more money?

I help people earn franchising rights which can generate for them royalty income for a lifetime!!!

I help people fire their bosses.

I help people follow their dreams.Page 23 of 57

I help people get more productivity out of their day. I can't give you more time, but I can help you make it count.

I help people solve the two biggest problems that most people worry about.

I help qualified people get private franchising rights.

I HELP TWO PEOPLE PER YEAR BECOME FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT!

I help women have happy hormones.

I just left a $70,000-a-year job in order to make a change in my lifestyle and double my income at the same time!!!

I left home without it - now I have all the money I'll ever need.

I LOST MY BULGES...AND SAVED MONEY, TOO

I made $40,000 a month. Find out How...

I Made a Mistake...

I Made a Mistake... and Still Made Money

I make dead people come alive again.

I realized a long time ago that I make an absolutely horrible employee! I realized that my family was so much more important than what my boss was telling me! So how can I live this lifestyle? I'll show you!

I show people how to afford to say, "I'm going to talk to my Attorney!" -- and mean it!!!

I SHOW PEOPLE HOW TO EARN AN EXTRA PAYCHECK.

I show people how to get a $100 tax refund every month.

I show people how to get a weekly 'playcheck' so that they can earn more money and have fun doing the things they enjoy most.

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I show people how to have enough money left over at the end of the month to do whatever they want with it!

I show people how to triple their income and double their time off!!!

I supply phone calls at wholesale rates.

I talk to people and take lots of free holidays.

I teach businesspeople how to make more money working fewer hours.

I teach people about harmful and potentially carcinogenic ingredients used in common personal care products, and the safer alternatives.

I teach people how to build a safety net for their retirement.

I teach people how to CAPITALIZE on a skill they already use every day!

I teach people how to earn a substantial income working from home while providing a valuable service to their community.

I teach people how to earn an extra $300.00 a month – call XXX-XXX-XXXX

I teach people how to make early retirement a reality.

I thought it was a joke ... now I know better. Expect miracles.

I understand you're interested in firing your boss.

“I had Been Overweight For 10 Years, So..My Friends Could Hardly Believe Their Eyes When They Saw Me Lose 56 Pounds In Only 6 Weeks!”

I went from Zero to Hero in less than 6 months - ask me how.

I work days at my job and two hours each evening on my future!

I work with people who want to fire their boss so that they can live the life of their dreams.

I work with the people who want to make their dreams come true.

I would like to offer you a twenty-dollar gift just for learning how to put an extra paycheck in your pocket - without having to get a second job.

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I would love to show you how to make extra money without having to go to an office.

If I appear to see further than you, it is because I standon the shoulders of giants who came before me, reach up andtake my hand and let me help you up here too!

If I can change your entire life in a positive way, will you let me show you how?

If I can show how to go on a free, tropical vacation everyyear, would you consider listening to me for 10 minutes?

If I can show you a way to make extra money, will you be interested?

If I could show you how to earn enough to pay off all ofyour bills, and maybe even enough to quit your job, how sooncould we get together to discuss it?

If I could show you how to retire debt free in 3 to 7 years, would you give me 15 minutes of your time?

If I could show you how you could buy that new car (house,or what ever they want) for £200 but you would have to do alittle work as well, would you be interested in finding outhow?

If I could tell you how to make twice the money in half the hours you're working right now, would you be interested?

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If nothing changes, nothing changes.

If now isn't the best time to change your life, then when is the best time?

If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you take it?

If there was one thing in your life you could change, what would it be?

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If we are what we eat...then most of us are either FAST, CHEAP or EASY!!

If you are fed up and want to reclaim your dreams, take a look at these...

If you are over 60 and broke, I have the answer for you.

IF YOU ARE SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED, CONSIDER THIS OPPORTUNITY THAT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

If you continue working hard until age 65, then your boss will have a big house for his retirement.

If you don't have time to exercise, this is the diet for you

If YOU were given $200,000 to Spend – Isn’t This the Kind of (product type) You Would Build?

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If you could change anything in you life, what would it be?

If you don't determine your destiny ... someone else will.

If You Don't Know Your Rights, You Don't Have Any!

If you follow the footsteps of others, you will never get in front.

If you have skin, hair, or teeth, we need to talk.

If you have too many bills that you cannot afford to pay, I can show a way to decrease your bills and increase your income.

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If you join my business you'll get to meet this peculiar man, who didn't know what he was doing for 2 years and became a millionaire from doing it!

If you just won the lottery, how would your life change?

If you keep on doing what you're doing, you'll keep on getting what you're getting... Are you getting what you're worth, or should you consider doing something differently?

If you only knew what I knew, You'd Know what I know, You Know . . .

If you ran across a way to add a second income pile with some tax advantages, are you open-minded enough to have a coffee and check out the possibilities?

If you wanna catch a frog, ya gotta get muddy...

If you want to be a kid again with lots of energy and zing in your step, look at the following information.

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If you want to work for the rest of your life that is your business... If you don't, that is my business!!!

“If You Want to Lose __ pounds in the Next __ Days, xyz Health Club Can Quickly and Easily Do IT For You In Just 30 Minutes A Day, 2 Times A Week, 100% Guaranteed For only $35 – But Only If You Come Onboard Before <date>!”

If you won the lottery or had a baby, you'd be reallyexcited right? Have you ever felt so passionate aboutsomething that you wanted to tell everyone?

If you would like to erase 10 years off your face, let me know.

If you're happy with your bank balance, don't open this.

If you're not working today to better yourself and reach your special goals, then you're not working.

I'll trade you a million dollars for a minute of your time...

I'm building an empire! Would you like one?

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I'm expanding a business here in (city/state).

“If Your Bathroom Isn’t Ready in 8 Days I’ll Give You $100 Cash for Every Day We Go Over Time”

If you read nothing else – Read thisIf You can Read and write simple English, I’ll Show you how to make real money selling word“Insider Information” – On Who’s Really Making Money – Plus Exactly How Those Businesses Operate

“Important News for People Who Swore They Would Never Try Another Reducing Product”

In one hour I learned how to wipe out my credit card debt.

In The Field Making Money - Or In the Barn Wasting IT?

Instant Strategies *Anyone* Can Use To...

“Is the Life of a Child Worth $1 to You?”

Is Your Home Picture-Poor?

Is your job the best way for you to make a living?

It's A Shame For You Not To Have Extra Money -- When These People Do It So Easily.“It’s A Shame For YOU Not To Make Good Money – When These teens Do it So Easily

It’s Crazy that a high school dropout would make this much money

IT SEEMS INCREDIBLE THAT YOU CAN OFFER THESE SIGNED ORIGINAL ETCHINGS--- FOR ONLY $5 EACH

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"Learn how to lose 7 pounds in 7 days by changing what you eat for breakfast."

Learn Exactly How...

Learn Music At Home WithoutA TeacherEasy Lessons FreeBe Most Popular in Your Town

Let this one-hour free tele-class teach you the secrets of being your own boss.

Little Leaks That Keep Men Poor

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“Looking For Nice Furniture? We Sell Expensive Furniture At Deep Discounts – Our Average Price Is 45% Less Than The Manufacturer’s Suggested Price.”

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Make every morning an anti-aging morning.

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Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money,money. If you see something in this headline that interestsyou please call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Money-Saving Bargains from America’s Oldest Diamond Discount House

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Most people tailor their dreams to match their income rather then increasing their income to match their dreams.

Mother was wrong! Money does grow on trees!

Mr. Prospect, let me ask you a very important question: Doyou have an energetic, hardworking person such as mebuilding a business for YOU right NOW?

Mr./Mrs. Prospect, four months ago I literally applied for food stamps, but today I am nearly out of debt!

My business is booming!

My daughter loves to go to work with me when she's not atschool for the day! For some reason playing with make-up(every little girl's dream!) and knowing mommy is helpingother people makes her happy! It also gives me a sense ofaccomplishment knowing that what I'm doing is helping othersachieve financial and emotional independence while givingthem time to spend with their family. Let me show you what Ido!! You won't believe that you can play and still make awonderful income!

My husband is eligible to retire in August. We started a home-based business so he will be able to.

My lawyer sits on my shoulder and whispers in my ear for pennies a day. Does yours?

My feet were killing me…Until I discovered the Miracle in Germany

My name is <name>…And I’d like to Make a Confession!

NNatural Healing: Myth or Miracle?

Need legal help...who you gonna call?

NEED MORE MONEY BUT NOT ANOTHER JOB?

NETWORK - A LARGE ASSOCIATION OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE DOING DIFFERENTLY.

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Never be embarrassed by your checking account balance again

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Not Just For Millionaires Any More

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Often a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride

Ohio Man Finds Gold & Shows Me Where To Dig!

One day when I wasn't really looking, this opportunity sneaked up on me, jumped right into my lap, and carried me to success.

Only elephants work for peanuts. I'll show you how to make real money and get out of the jungle.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

OPPORTUNITY SEEKERS

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Out of the doghouse and into the mansion.

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Overweight and tired of it? Get 19 free and easy weight loss tips from a formerly overworked salesperson in Durham, NC.

Own your own business and get paid while you sleep! Ask me how!

Own a business of your choice without investing 1 cent

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Pay attention, attention pays.

Pay your mortgage payment without using your current income - learn how.

Pay yourself instead of the bank!

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Pregnant housewife in Atlanta, GA shows other stay-at-home moms how to get a paycheck every month without ever leaving home.

PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FOR LUNCH AGAIN??? AND DINNER TOO? Call me for the Plan!

Profit With the Insiders Without Breaking A Law

Profits That Lie Hidden in Your Farm

Profits that lie hidden in your address book.

PUT YOURSELF IN THIS PICTURE - WILL YOU HAVE A JOB NEXT YEAR???

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Rat Race Producing More Losers - No Winners Yet.

Read it or Delete it - it's your Loss or your Gain!

Read This Or go Broke!

Ready to enjoy life?

Re-do Your Life.

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS GIVE YOUR CUSTOMERS YOUR VERY BEST....OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL!!

Replace Full Time Income with PART Time effort and earn QUALITY Family Time!

Results - $72,000 in 4 weeks. Total cost: $100 in paper and photocopying.

Retire in 25 or 5 years. You decide.

RETIRE WEALTHY FAST!

Retire with dignity and with a full-time paycheck.

Retired 1st grade teacher, 89, on Social Security, Reveals

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How she Eliminated $53871.00 of credit card debt while morethan doubling her income in two years!

READ THIS: If You Are Truly Serious About...

Reduce Office Turnover by 100%

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RICH OR POOR? YOU CHOOSE.

Right and Wrong Farming Methods – and Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits

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Santa's elves reject latest offer, and start home-based business.

Save 21% - 50% on Everything You Buy Anywhere!

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Save the Planet, Live your Dreams and do it all for the children.

SAY GOODBYE TO DUSTMITES AND GET THEIR FECES OFF OF YOUR BED!

School Teacher/Mom Tops Salary with Home-Based Business and Retires at 46, With Thinner Thighs and Increased Energy!

Secret to paying your mortgage off faster.

Secret to Success Revealed.

See how 31 overworked secretaries started their own home-based businesses and took home a 33% raise."

Set your sights on success...the view from the top is awesome!

Sharing in the next trillion by partnering with U.S.'s number-one diet?

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SHOW ME THE MONEY.

Show WOMEN the secret to silky, shiny, bouncy hair.

Small Guy Makes It Big With Tax-Deductible Home Business!

See Me In Cancun!

Smallest ad ~ BIGGEST OPPORTUNITY

Smart Mums Work From Home.

So that I don't regret not telling you about this... and atthe risk of sounding a tad cliché, here's something totallynew and totally different and REALLY worth checking out...Honest!

So what do YOU do for a living? I SHOW OTHER PEOPLE HOW TODEAL WITH SOME OF THE PROBLEMS YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT!

So, what more are you longing for?

So, why don't you want to make a million a month!?

SOMEBODY's taking your money!

Something Old and A Whole Lot NEW...Soon We'll Be Drinking Recycled Pee -- Some Of Us Already Are

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Stay-at-Home MOM, from Freeport, Illinois, loses 10 dresssizes, 190 inches of body fat, over 200 lbs, and turns itinto an income of over $100,000 a year... Interested in somedetails?

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Stop ______________ and start learning how to _________________

Stop paying the maximum tax on your paycheck

Still searching for financial freedom?

Still Using Your computer like a ONE-armed Bandit? Don't gamble on your future!

Stressed-Out Medical Assistant in Ohio now enjoys the finer things in life in just 9 months.

'Supersize' your bank account!

SUPPOSE THIS HAPPENED ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!

Suppose this happened to you after every meal . . .

Sure, you've got a JOB...what you need is a LIFE!!!

Scientists discover mystery chemical that seems to drive women wild!

“Send Me to Any City in Australia. Take Away My Wallet. Give Me $100.00 For living expenses and In 72 Hours I’ll Buy You an Excellent Piece of Real Estate Using None of My Own Money.”

"Secret food helps burn body fat while you drive to work."

Six types of investors – which group are you in?

Skyrocket Your Profits By 67% By...

Sydney Lawyer reveals the insiders way to get even

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Take Any 3 Of These Kitchen Appliances – For Only $8.95 (Values Up To $15.45)

Take Care of Your Health . . . Or Someone Else Will!

Take control of your future!

“Take 50% Off Your Choice of Ladies Shoes Till Sunday!”

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Taking care of your health is a full-time job, why not get paid for it?

Tax Saving information Most IRS Agents Don’t Have

“Testicle Grabbing Headlines, Offers Only a Moron Could Resist”

"The 30-second change that burns excess fat all day."

The three words that your boss fears.

The Art of __________ - How To ______________________

The Amazing Grat on “Wrinkle Eraser” Discovered by a Top Oriental Chemist

The Best Business Decision I Ever Made!

The Best Offshore ATM CashCard In The World!

The Coming Oil War!

The Complete Guide To ______________________

THE CHILD WHO WON THE HEARTS OF ALL

THE CRIMES WE COMMIT AGAINST OUR STOMACHS

“The day I nearly died: a true story.”

The get-rich plan for people over 40

The Greatest Opportunity Of Our Times

The IRS uses its blood-sucking deductions to shrivel your paycheck so that you slave away in work bondage until you're 65. Then you can starve to death on 40% of your original income. OR YOU COULD CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE WHICH COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!

The Last 2 Hours Are the Longest – and Those Are the 2 Hours You Save

The next 30 seconds of your time could earn you your retirement.

The Plague of the Black Debt

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The rat race finally has a winner!

The REVEALED TRUTH of traffic generation on the internet!!

The richest people in the world build Networks. Everyone else just looks for work.

The Secret Of Earning An Extra Five To Seven Hundred Dollars Per Month In Just 60 Seconds!

The Secret of Making People Like You

The Single Biggest Reason that people fail in home business is their inability to attract customers at an affordable price on an ongoing basis. We have the solution to this challenge!

THE TRAIN IS LEAVING - ARE YOU ON THE RIGHT TRACK?

The truth??? You can't handle the truth!

The Wave Of The Future Has Arrived!

The young trade their health for wealth - the old their wealth for health!

There are over 130 million dogs and cats in America who need your help right now.

Thinner waistline, Fatter paycheck. Healthy you, Healthier Wallet. Lighter you, Heavier Wallet!

This class gives you the owner's manual you wish your kids had come with!

This Could be the First Day of a Successful Life.

This Has To Be The Best One...I've Seen in a Long Time!

This is YOUR Personal Invitation to CASH IN on the MONEY-MAKING Home-Based Business Boom!

This is Marie Antoinette – Riding to Her Death

Three Things your Mother never told you.

THROW AWAY YOUR OARS!

Time running out - check this out!

Tired of Struggling With Depression?Page 39 of 57

To Men who want to quit work someday

To People Who Want Extra Money -- But Can't Get Started.

To People Who Want to Write – But Can’t Get Started

TO MLM OR NOT TO MLM

ToGetHer We Can!!!

Tonight I am going to show you how to earn an extra$500-$5,000 every month, by working part-time from thecomfort of your home, in the fast-growing Wellness Industry!

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Top Secret Study Gives Answer to Wealth. It's yours for a call.

“The Amazing “Face-Life-In-Jar” Used by Hollywood Starst Who Don’t Want Plastic Surgery

The Lazy Man’s Way To Riches

The “10 Quickest Ways” To get More customers

The Inside Story of a business that requires so little of anything, You could run it out of a phone Booth.

The Man With the “Grasshopper Mind”

The Most expensive magazine in the world. Yet over 40,000 businessmen buy it every month. Why?

The secret of having good luck

The secret of making people like you

The secret of sticking to your diet

The secret of making people like you

“The Secret of Teaching Yourself Music”

“Three Powerful Reasons You Should Come to My Seminar”Page 40 of 57

The Top 3 Reasons Why...

“Thousands Now Play Who Never Thought They Could”

“Think and Grow Rich”

Tired of...? Then...

To people who want to write – but can’t get started

Too busy earning a living to make any money?

True or false: you can list ADRs in London?

Trade handfuls of pills for an ounce of refreshing natural liquid!

TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND AND FEEL MORE ENERGY.

Turn an everyday expense into an income stream!

TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER! START YOUR FAMILY'S FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

Turn your computer into an ATM machine!

Two amazing shrinking women from Fountain suspected ofholding top-secret meetings . . . and now you're invited toattend.

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Undeniable Inevitability!

Unemployed 19-year-old from Washtenaw County shows young couples how to earn an extra $500 a month.

Unlock Wall Street’s Secret Logic!

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Vision without action is a daydream.

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Waking up to an alarm clock every morning? Or waking up when your eyes open & your body tells you to!?

Wanna know how to make more money than your boss?

Wanna make some money from home?

WANT A BETTER ADDRESS?

Want a business, don't know what? Let me help you decide, no cost.

Want a Hulk-sized income with a Hobbit-sized investment of time?

Want more for less?

Want to die like my grandfather? In his sleep! Not like thescreaming passengers on the bus he was driving when he fellasleep. Increase your energy level without the side effectsof caffeine or stimulants!

Want to earn an extra $20 a week for the rest of your life? Let us show you how easy it is to do.

Want to get paid every time someone turns on a light switch,cooks a meal, surfs the ?Net, or has a dial tone on theirphone?

Want to get your ticket to financial freedom?

Want to improve your health as well as increase your wealth?

Want to improve your life...your health...your attitude?

Want to learn how to be healthy and earn money too?

Want to learn how to realize your dream?Page 42 of 57

Want to make some money?

Want to make your neighbor jealous? ... Move!

Want to meet a friend who makes $85,000 a MONTH?

Want to sack your boss? We will show you how or your money back!

Want to work for yourself instead of your boss?

Want to be an airline flight attendant?

Want to lose some weight?

“Want to Save a Bundle? An open letter to everyone who drives a truck or car more than 10,000 kilometers per year.

WANTED: Workers - APPLY Within!

Was your last paycheck enough! If not Call XXX-XXX-XXXX!Don't care ... don't call.

WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR NEIGHBORS!

We are not looking for investors, we are already capitalized.

We can make Cows Skinny! What do you think we can do for you?

We changed our minds about the business, and our income grew beyond our greatest dreams!

We Deliver On Their Promises.

We help people make better money & health choices.

We live in a world with less & less job security. If you'reconcerned about your financial future you'd be smart to takea look at this information.

We measure our success one family at a time!

We paid out over $112 million last year. How much of that will your family get this year?

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WE PAY YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT. I lost 51 pounds in 90 days!

We take people to elegant early retirement.

We've fallen down, affixed the bandage to the ouchie, and now we're passing on our hardwon expertise to you!

What are the $100,000-a-year earners doing that you're not?

What did Billy Graham, Dick Clark, Dennis Quaid and Joe DiMaggio do that you should do?

What do I do? I am an exit corporate strategist.

What do you do to make extra money or do you already make too much money working here?

What do you think concerns people most: losing their job OR earning additional income? Please tell me why you think that.

What Every Driver Must Know . . . Before It’s Too Late!”

What Everybody Ought to Know… About This Stock and Bond Business

What if you ran an event . . . and everybody came?

What if you ran an event . . . and nobody came?

What is wealth without health?

What Is Your Your Best Horse Worth to You?

What sets us apart is what we DON'T offer!

What they don't teach in school about making money.

What would it be worth to throw away your alarm clock?

What would you do if you had a million dollars?

What would you do if you had an extra $1000 each month?

What would you do if your company shut its doors tomorrow?

What Would You Rather Do: Watch TV Or Make Some Real Money?Page 44 of 57

What would your life look like if you didn't have to work every day?

What’s Wrong With This Picture

What's more fun than getting money in the mail?

What never To Eat On An Airplane

What would you rather do this evening: Watch TV Or make Some Real Money?

What’s your best chance of earning $50,000 a year by the time you are 30?”

What supermodels know about wrinkles

When Doctors “Feel Rotten” This is What They Do

When someone asks me what I do, I say: "I teach."

When taxes bite, I'll show you how to bite back.

When would you like to RETIRE? Why don't you set your own date by joining us?

Where are you going on vacation this year?

Where is my raise?

WHERE THERE'S HEALTH THERE'S WEALTH!

Who do you know who could use more income?

Who do you know who may want to earn some extra money by helping me in my oil business?

Who do you see more often ... Your BOSS or Your Loved Ones?

WHO EVER HEARD OF A WOMAN LOSING WEIGHT --- AND ENJOYING 3 DELICIOUSMEALS AT THE SAME TIME?

Who is raising your children?

Who says college drop-outs can't earn $100,000.00 per month?

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Whose fault when children disobey?

Which of these five money problems do you want to solve?

“Why People On the Queensland Are Healthier, Less Overweight, Stay Young Longer, Live Longer than People of Any Other States in Australia”

Why a struggling single mom, who became financiallyindependent in less than 2 years says: "The biggest benefit isn't money!"

Why do most folks spend the first 15 minutes of every day in a gas chamber?

Why I Cried After the Ceremony

Why It Is So Easy/Difficult To ______________________

Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is!

Why some people almost always make money in the stock market

WHY SOME FOODS "EXPLODE" IN YOUR STOMACH

Why people are doing what they are doing...and not doing what they can do!

Why Chiropractors Are Now Being Called Modern Miracle Headers… And… The 7 Things You Absolutely Must Know Before You Visit One!

"Why your neighbor is getting an extra paycheck in his mailbox every month."

Why They All Laughed At Me

Will a Yellow King Rule the World?

Will you let me show you an opportunity that you can earn more money at than by going back in time and investing in a company like Microsoft when it first started?

Will you mind your business, or spend the rest of your life minding someone else's?

Win Every Bet When Someone Guesses Your Age!

WINNERS NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN.

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Winners finish ... Finishers win.

Winning Tactics For...

Wise people have a 2nd income... (Just in Case)

“World Poker Champ Sells Secrets for $9.95”

Women make more than Men with us!

Women, make your husband jealous working part-time.

Work three weeks, get paid for four.

Work for yourself - not for your boss!

Work from home, career with an 18-year-old company, car allowance.

Work Smarter, Not Harder.

Working in your spare time from home, give me a call.

WORRIED ABOUT LAYOFFS?

Would $500 to $1,000 more a month come in handy?

Would 10,000 free hits a day increase your downline?

Would an extra $500 to $1,000 a month make a difference in your life?

Would you be interested in creating unlimited wealth and health?

Would you be interested in feeling like you're 30 whenyou're 50, 50 when you're 70, 70 when you're 100? You don'thave to feel your age, want to know how?

Would you consider a home business that generates residual income?

Would you hire yourself?

Would you lend me $40.00 for 60 days?

WOULD YOU LIKE A LONG LIFE, HEALTH AND WEALTH?Page 47 of 57

WOULD YOU LIKE GREATER HEALTH AND MORE WEALTH?

“Would you like to be a writer?”

Would you like to be wealthy and financially free?

Would you like to earn money by sitting and drinking coffee?

Would you like to feel healthier if it only took 15 seconds a day?

Would you like to get all your cosmetics and toiletries free, and be paid to help others do the same?

Would you like to get paid every time your neighbors pay their local phone bill?

Would you like to go to work or let your money work for you instead?

Would you like to have an extra $100.00 in your pocket?

Would you like to have bounce in your step and wellness shining from your eyes?

Would you like to have your car payment made for you every month?

Would you like to know how to buy a brand new car - twice a year?

Would you like to know how to earn $100,000 per annum, while keeping your present job?

Would you like to know how to get paid to shop?

Would you like to learn how to reduce your bills and at the same time learn how to build a regular income?

Would you like to pay the bank or OWN the bank?

Would you like to take a 6-month vacation and get paid while on holiday?

Would you like to feel healthier if it only took 15 seconds a day?

Would you want more information on this, or should I talk to someone who is interested?

Would you want to live a different life?Page 48 of 57

Would you prefer a three-day work week?

Wouldn't it be nice to get paid twice?

Wouldn't You Like To Know How To Make More Money Than What You Are Making Now In Your Spare Time?

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You Can Laugh At Retiring Broke - If You Follow This Simple Plan!

You Can Laugh at Money Worries – if You Follow This Simple Plan

You can look great and feel even better while earning cash for your retirement!

You can never retire from expenses, so convert your expenses into huge income.

“You can lose weight without giving up cream cakes, true or false?”

You don't have to be old to retire, you just have to be wealthy. Can I show you how?

You filled out a weight-loss survey. I was wondering, are you still interested in losing weight?

You have a GREAT attitude! Have you ever thought how you could use that to amplify your income - and help others to do the same in the process?

You have arrived! You have discovered what you were looking for so dig here for the truth about it.

You have just hit pay dirt!

You know how most people complain how they don't have anytime or enough money? What we do is show people how they canhave more free time and have more money so they can live ahealthier and less stressful lifestyle.

You know how you never seem to have enough time or money todo the things that you enjoy? Well, I show people how todouble their income and triple their time off.

You know the unemployment numbers are the highest they have

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