Go See Bonner!-Lyman's Lemons Sell Like Hotcakes

Film SeminarGuest experts Charles Lloyd

and Eric Sherman will be con­ducting a series of seminars onboth music and films beginningMay 14. The three-part series willmeet each Tuesday night in 134Baxter at 7:30 p.m.

tween Guggenheim and Thomas."This ticket was written at 8: 14a.m. Tuesday morning.

The cars were gone byWednesday afternoon.

Cheap GamingTournament

The Caltech Gaming Club,with the aid of Spartan Inter­national and the Amateur Ga­rners Association, will sponsor aDiplomacy Tournament thisSaturday. The game-master feeswill be fifty cents (that's cheapfor this sort of tournament). TheTournament will take place inClubroom 1 (Winnett) and willstart at 7:30 sharp.

An in, of Gnus Brief= a ft. in the mouth

If you have nothing better todo and are looking desperatelyfor a way to flick your (chernmidterm, humanities term paper,nervous breakdown) (pick one),why not try your hand at writingsomething lewd, lascivious, inane,obscure, or just downright crazyfor the HOT ThRoBbInG Rivet?

molested, with maybe even somechocolate cake for your trouble.

DR. ZHORES MEDVEDEV spoke on "Science and Life in Russia"in Ramo Auditorium Tuesday evening in a Caltech V-sponsoredprogram. Medvedev is a geneticist and a friend of Alexander Sol­zhenitsyn. Photo by Gruner

a hand-controlled searchlightmounted outside the driver'swindow.

Unfortunately the securitytrolls from the abovementionedsmall college campus were nonetoo pleased with the new usedcar lot and ticketed all of themarvelous cars included. Amongthe tickets was one numbered0320 written on a 4-door WhitePlymouth Fury, California Li­cense number 580 HHL. Theviolation cited by Sergeant Ri­vera is Rule 9; "Parked in AreaNot Designated for Parking Be-

Math ClubMeeting

There will be a math clubmeeting on Thursday, May 16, at7:30 in 3 Sloan. Dr. RichardVarga will speak on "Splines areBeautiful". All are invited to thisSpline Tingling lecture.

SimulacrumNeeded

Bozo House needs to borrowany Bozo masks, clown wigs,inflatable rubber shoes, yellowrubber lines, and especially inflat­able Bozo stand-up clowns thatany of you might have stashedaway. We promise to return thembefore finals, intact and un-

to learn more about T.M., we aresponsory introductory lectureson Tuesday, May 14, at 1 p.m.in Baxter 134 and on Thursday,May 16, at 7:30 p.m. in theWinnett Lounge. For furtherinformation, contact Gary Bedro­sian at 796-9746.

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In Memoriam fora Unique Soul

A Memorial Service for Dr.Bures will take place in the JudyLibrary in Baxter on May 16 at2 p.m.

they wouldn't otherwise havemet; an opportunity to learn andgrow as a person.

The impact upon the wholecampus has been less obvious.Plans for the much-needed newwomen's locker room have beendrawn up, and estimates arebeing made. A pamphlet onwomen students at Tech is beingwritten, to be sent to high schoolwomen to encourage more ofthem to apply. (A similar moveby MIT quadrupled the numberof applications from women.)The results of the CWC question-

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(that's Saturday, May 11 forthose of you nailed by Mid­terms) Marni will perform works

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News Briefs.,-

Application Periods Closing Today

TranscendentalMeditation

The Caltech chapter of theStudents' International Medita­tion Society meets every Tuesdayat noon in Baxter 134 for groupmeditation and advanced lec­tures. Those who have alreadylearned T.M. are cordially in­vited. For those who would like

Application periods for thelast three ASCII appointed of­fices (Election Chairman, Publica­tions Darkroom Chairman, andThe Big T Editor) close at 5:00p.m. today. This is your lastchance to sign up on Flora'sdoor.

allowance on any old cars at all.After examining all the cars in

the lot this reporter suggests thatthe best deal currently beingoffered in Lyman's Lemons Lotis a late model 4-door PlymouthFury with California plates 580HHL. This beauty comes withautomatic transmission, powerbrakes and steering, factoryinstalled air conditioning andsports a beautiful white paintjob. Optional accessories installedby the previous owner (whowas not immediately identi­fied at the time) include

Photo by Sheehan

and, yes, even Ives, and been amember of the faculty of theCalifornia Institute of the Arts.

At 8:00 p.m. tomorrow

campus-wide questionnaire ...the list could go on and on.While we have not been particu­larly visible-some people nodoubt were expecting to seewomen marching around Millikanchanting slogans and wavingsigns-we have been quietly learn­ing and growing stronger.

So far, I think the primaryimpact of the Coalition has beenupon its members-the ones whocome to hear speakers, partici­pa te in consciousness-raisinggroups, or work on projects. Forthem, it has been an opportunityto know and work with women

by Morg BlorgThis last Tuesday morning a

new commercial enterprise ap­peared at Caltech, in the grandtradition of the Bookstore andGreasy-a used car lot, locatedbetween Guggenheim andThomas (remember the nicegreen growing stuff that used tobe there?). This new used car lotoffered quality new and usedcars for very low prices. Just likethe other two on-campus busi­ness ventures.

Lyman's Lemons, tastefullydecorated in bright plastic flagsthoughtfully provided by B&G,features cars gracefully arrayedwith their windshields facing thesurrounding walkways, the gener­ous prices and terms visiblydisplayed.

Smilin' Lyman, the proprietorof this new enterprise, whenquestioned by this reporter abouthis new venture, smiled broadlyand offered a generous trade-in

Pasadena, California, Friday, May 10, 1974

Fire Sale

by Mary Beth OgilvieToday, "Women Present ... "

the Caltech Women's Coalitionwith the help of the Caltech Yis sponsoring a day of speakersand panels on women in themedia, arts, academia, and busi­ness (plus an art show). It will alltake place in Winnett, and theschedule of events is on page six.

The Caltech Women's Coali­tion is over a year old now, andcan look back on many accom­plishments, including the openingof the women's center (Room 3,Dabney Hall), the publishing of anewsletter, the completion of a

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Some of Lyman's finest Lemons were on display this week.

Marni Nixon Appears Saturdayby Chris Harcourt

By fortuitous circumstance,this women's issue of TheCalifornia Tech accompanies theperformance in Beckman Audi­torium tomorrow night of one ofthe most talented artists to bepresell. ted this year. The artist?Marni Nixon.

Although it seems a contra­diction in terms, Marni is bestknown for her work as aghost-voice. Among other roles,Marni has sung for Deborah Kerrin The King and I and An Affairto Remember, Natalie Wood inWest ,Side Story and AudreyHepburn in My Fair Lady. Thisis, however, only one facet ofher work.

Born in Altadena, Marni ap­peared in several productionswith the Pasadena Playhouse.Since then, she has studied withsuch notables as Dr. Carl Ebert(Stadische Opera in Berlin), sungat the Tanglewood SummerFestival, and performed with theSeattle Opera Association since1972 doing Musetta in LaBoheme, Perichole in Perichole,and Violetta in La Traviata. Inaddition to all of this, she hasrecorded the complete vocalworks of Webern for ColumbiaRecords, and songs by Stra­vinsky, Schoenberg, Hindemith,

Women Present In Winnett

(What's Up Doc? was withdrawn hy the company)

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Photographers RayFeeney, R. Feldman, Gerald Laib,Dave Peisner, C. N. Pow, TerrySheehan.

Another ReaderRefutes Hugg

lRlIFORNIATechFriday, May 10, 1974

Volume LXXV Number 27Published weekly except duringvacation and examination periodsby the Associated Students of theCalifornia Institute of Technology,Incorporated.. Opinions expressedin all articles herein are strictlythose of the authors and do notnecessarily reflect the opinions ofthe editors or of the corporation.All rights reserved.

Editors-in-chief: Richard S. Gruner· Dennis L. Mallonee· SMC Sweeney

Women's Edition Editors· Flora Constanten· Mary Beth OgilVie

Associates Peter W. Beckman,· Eric H. Eichorn

Entertainment Editor Marc DonnerFeatures Editor ..•.. Greg SimaySports Editor '" . Bob Kieckhefer

Business Manager . Gavin ClaypoolAssociate BM Dave PeisnerCirculation Manager John Dilles

Staff DavidCallaway, Tim Groat, Mama Gron­kler, Chris Harcourt, Karl Kuhl­mann, Phil Massey, Jim Mullany,Dan Muzyka, Dick O'Malley, PeterPathe, Etaoin Schroedlu, AlanSilverstein, Nick Smith, I. M. Wett.

I disagree with several pointsin Jim Hugg's letter to the Tech(5/3/74). First, he claims that Mr.Peisner presents "strong personalattacks on performers." Mr.Peisner's comments do not dis­play malice or vindictiveness,which is what a strong personalattack involves. He is simplystating his views of the adequacyof the performers. A good manyof the actors/actresses in the playwere competent at one part oftheir role and not at another-i.e.able to act but not to dance,able to sing but not to act, andso forth. He often praises anindividual for one part of hisperformance while pointing outhis inadequacies in another.Specific examples are JeffEriksen, who is praised for hisacting, and Olivia Hugg, who is

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Jesuits Have NoCorner On Market

In reference to an article twoweeks ago I would like to saythat a person being trained insophistry doesn't follow fromthat person being a Jesuit.

-Steve Pohorsky

by Phil Frank

Pathe CartoonDeemed "Offensive"

I must take exception toseveral things which appeared inlast week's Tech, and I stronglyhope that I am not alone in mysentiments. First of all, Mr.Pathe's cartoon was particularlyoffensive, especially to those ofus who have worked hard forCaltech degrees. True to hisname, he must cut a particularlypathetic figure to have been sobadly treated at the hands of theTech "system" as to lash out atthe very value of Caltech as aninstitution of learning and re­search. I resent the implicationthat my degree from this place isworthless except as a means towipe up that so-very-availablecommodity that I have spentyears shoveling in order to obtainthat degree. Apparently, Mr.Pathe has become so buried thathe has lost the insight andinspiration so characteristic of hisearlier cartoons and has resortedto misdirected deleted expletives.I hope that in the future he willcarry out his criticisms in a moreerudite and purposeful manner.

My second "beef' concernsJim Hugg's reply to Dave Peis­ner's review. Don't get mewrong; I saw the play, enjoyedit, and commend everybody forthe effort put into it and theresults they obtained. It wasnoted that the majority of thoseinvolved will be around nextyear, and it is for this veryreason that both the critics andthe performers must bedefended-so that people willnot, as Mr. Hugg nearly threat­ened, avoid involvement in themusical for fear of bad reviews inthe Tech-or anywhere else, forthat matter. I will not pretend toknow anything regarding Mr.Peisner's acquaintance with Ms.Hugg's health at the time of thereview, nor will I defend Peis­ner's choice of words used inmaking his criticisms. I do,however, agree with a largemajority of his criticisms of Kiss

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Peisner RebutsHugg Letter

THE CALTECH FORUM IAn open letter to Jim Hugg:

I was mildly disturbed byyour letter of May 3. Itcontained statements which weresimply not true.

You inferred that no reviewof Caltech productions should bebad. But this defeats the verypurpose of a review. My articlewas a review of Kiss Me Kate. Iwrote my story based entirelyupon what I saw on stage. I didnot consider offstage activities. Idid not consider personal prob­lems.

Why write a review? As partof The California Tech staff, Itry to gather pertinent news forthe CaItech community. Reviewsare pertinent! Just as faculty andstudents constantly review them­selves in the academic world, Iand others on the staff reviewcommunity activities.

Criticism is not always good.But one does not drop all hisactivities because someone didnot like him. He is more likelyto try to improve as a result ofthe review. I seriously doubt myone article will have any effecton next year's musical, and I alsodoubt it will affect people's lives,especially considering regular Cal­tech pressures they endure everyday.

Your letter suggested myreview was entirely negative butit was not. I enjoyed theproduction and my review re­flected that opinion. It wascomplimentary to all but a fewpeople who, in my opinion, didnot perform quite as well as theothers. (As long as I am writingthis letter, let me correct anerror I made. The gangsters didnot do their own choreography.Jinkle Seagrave deserves creditfor their dancing in "Brush UpYour Shakespeare".)

You complained of my 'at­tack' on your wife. But why callit an attack? I enjoyed hersinging but not her dancing. Thisis not an attack because I merely

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(b) The Big T: The editor willreceive a salary of four hundreddollars ($400) for the year's work. Hemay appoint a maximum of fourassistant editors, who will~ receivea salary of one hu ndred dollars($1001. The business manager willreceive a comm ission of 15% on allpaid safes of advertising IJiAtJlaN:JltiI~fit. After -;;il costs and expenses havebeen met, including the aforesaid 15%cc;;:nm"TS;ioritO'the busi nessn;anager,then any additional" profit above andbeyond the amount -~th;;studerrt~se-;;mentshall be dist7ibUted evenlybetween thebUslness manager and afljg L con~gency fund-.- - - -

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The opinions expressed in all articles are solely those of theauthors,and do not necessarily represent the opinions of theeditors or of the staff. Only signed editorials at the left of thispage contain the editors' opinions. The first signator of eacheditorial is its author. The California Tech welcomes letters, butreserves the right to edit those over three hundred words if suchediting will preserve the original meaning of the letter.

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The editors would like to thank the several people whomade this special Women's Issue possible. To Greg Simaygoes credit for providing the initial suggestion and theimpetus for the project. To Flora Constanten and MaryBeth Ogilvie go a deserving and lasting thanks for takingthe time to edit and confound. And leave us not forget theEditors-in-Chief (that's us) who gave the go-ahead for thehappening.

In this issue, The Tech is presenting the stories of a fewof the fascinating women on campus. The choice of thesepeople was somewhat haphazard. Many people consented toan interview on zero notice. Please note this: some womenwere excluded deliberately because it was felt that theywere already well known on campus.

Take a look. Pages six and seven provide a fascinatinglook at the "inferior" sex.

Next Week:

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Editorial

by Dennis MalloneeWhen the ASCIT by-laws were

amended last November, theclause pertaining to The Big Tbusiness manager's salary wasmodified. This was done becauseit was thought that the (thencurrent) graduated advertisingsales commission was too low,and because The Big T had rarelymade any profit.

Although the 5% increase inthe commission rate boosted theincentive to get advertisers, thedeletion of the excess profitsclause eliminated the businessmanager's incentive to savemoney in other important areas,such as in the costs of printing.

Proponents of this measurefeel that, if passed, it willprovide the proper incentive tosave money in all areas of

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by Chris HarcourtA great deal has been written

about the production of Hamletwhich just closed at the MarkTaper Forum. Most writing waslargely concerned with the some­what uneven quality of theproduction. However, it seems tome that one glaring fact in theproduction has been overlooked.

This fact becomes apparent inthe consideration of the majorroles, which we will now do.Stacy Keach as Hamlet wassporadic, but there was a patternto his quality. It was simply thatwhile Hamlet's sanity was medi­ocre; his insanity was brilliant.This is the dominant patternthroughout the show.

Ophelia acted well throughou tthe show, but she shone in hermad scenes. Perhaps the strongestperformance in the show wasgiven by Polonius, who was inthe terminal stages of senility.This is not strictly insane, but itis no longer sane, either. Claudiuswas remarkably colourless untilhe developed paranoid character­istics in the last act, when hecame to life. Gertrude retainedher sanity, but she never reallycame into the colour of her role.

The overall observation to bemade is that considering theproduction as a whole, insanitywas played in a quality vastlysuperior to the sanity. This seems

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audience

by Dave PeisnerThe San Francisco Mime

Troupe, a group of zany actors,invaded Tech last week topresent San Fran Scandals. Theirsimplistic manner of acting coup­led with an ingenious present­ation resulted in a show thatentertained all who saw it.

Fifteen members of thetroupe, including six band mem­bers and nine actors, began theshow at noon on Friday with amarch around campus. When thedust had settled, they warmed upthe audience with juggling andtap dance acts.

Then the scandal began. Itseems that Frank Burns andStella Barnes, aging vaudevillestars, were being evicted fromtheir home so Harold P. Smelly­bucks, millionaire patron of thearts, could build a new culturalcenter on the site. Barnes andBurns (Burns and Barnes) couldnot make a comeback with theiract because they had 'misplaced'the star of their act. Theydecided to visit Mr. Smellybucksto protest their eviction anddiscovered that his secretary wastheir missing star, Baby Tap·Toes.

The unique feature of thetroupe was the way they woveobviously simple dances, songs,and blocking into a complexproduction. Technically, parts of

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but some must be· taught.Insomnia may be the result ofanxiety and when it is can betreated easily by several sessionsof brain-rhythm treatment.

Migraine headaches are oftenbecause of tensions and canlikewise be cured and removedpermanently.

Dr. Leeb is confident thatbio-feedback machines such as heuses will someday be common.He noted that even the AMA hasrecognized the potential money­market in the field; the powerfulmedical/drug lobby is trying topass laws against brain-rhythmtreatment without a doctor'sprescription and the aid of aphysician-psychiatrist. If passedthis would mean doctors wouldhave yet another fold to theirpocketbooks.

Incidentally, for those whothink nothing can be better thanthe high they're getting now, Dr.Leeb reported that an informalstudy of his showed that grassactually makes the h~nds growcolder, and said he hasn'ttouched the stuff since helearned the effect of bio­feedback therapy.

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is, does not distinguish betweenour instinctive fear for safety andmere psychological fear andworry. The body reacts verymuch the same in both instances,but in the latter to little purpose.When life is threatened the brainreceives more than normalamounts of blood, owing to theoutpour of blood from theextremities. This is quite a usefulthing since it acts to reducebleeding in case of physicalinjury. When mentally distressed,however, such blood pumpingwill only aggravate the problemby introducing unreasoning fearand perhaps a strong headache.

In teaching his patients Dr.Leeb makes them relax and learnto be comfortable by blood flowcontrol. In learning this andpracticing often, he said, personscan acquire the ability to auto­matically switch into this"relaxed-mode." Many personsunconsciously possess this ability.

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by Jim MullanyLast week the Caltech Y

Spotlight glowed on Dr. CharlesLeeb, staff psychologist for theClaremont Colleges. His specialfield W2S the subject of the talkentitled "Bio-feedback." For sev­eral years Dr. Leeb has treatedpatients suffering from mentallystimulated physical problemssuch as severe anxiety, insomnia,migraine headaches, and evenhyperactivity. He finds the mostrevealing part of the body as tomood is the hand. Persons havingcold hands, he said, are mostlikely to be experiencing anxietyand don't realize that theythemselves can control it withoutusing drugs and pills. By attach­ing heat-sensitive electrodes to apatient's finger-tips and observingthermometric variations on ameter, Dr. Leeb has had greatsuccess with treating nervousness.

Dr. Leeb commented that thehuman brain, as wonderful as it

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"Too bad he doesn't leave itthere."-Beatty.

Faculty committee post inter·views will be held next week.

"Everyone in this room iswearing wire-frame glasses." .

The next BOD meeting wasset at no sooner than 7:30,Thursday, May 16, as themeeting adjourned.

entertaining but it also had amessage. The troupe is trying tostop the Cultural Master Plan inSan Francisco because it will costtoo much for any benefits itmight provide.

It is too bad many of thejokes and slapstick fell flat infront of the Caltech audience.The troupe was really quitegood.

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An Aero Club request forseveral hundred dollars for anairplane transponder was putunder consideration.

Sunney Chan, professor ofchemical physics, was proclaimedFaculty Member of the Month ofMay. "He takes Dabney to

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the show were not good, thejuggling particularly. However,any mistakes were covered beau­tifully by the actors' enthusiasmand their feeling for what thescandal was.

Not only was the comedy

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school band. My only realcomplaint with the group is thatthey're used to playing in muchlarger places and the brass toooften covers the voices.

On Wednesday night theyhad a special guest performer,Edward Morris. He is a stand-upcomic who advertises as acook-pianist. He plays his bittotally straight, and most of hismaterial is quite funny. He tellsof how he was an employee ofthe Vatican McDonalds, and thensits down at the piano anddemonstrates that he is goodenough to play badly. His actneeded a little smoothing, butwas quite good, and he handledthe audience welL

-Karl 1. Kuhlmann

by J. MullanyThis week's BOD (Box of

Doughnuts) meeting came to!I~~!~!!!!!!!~_~~~!~!!~order at 7: 57 p.m., Thursday

with Mallonee, Anderson, Beatty,Sweeney, Lyon, Shiller, Mullany,Harcourt, Pietrasz, Manis, andMcLeod present. The old busi­ness and minutes were quicklypassed over and new business wasintroduced.

Karl Kuhlmann was appointedacting Election Chairman for theMay 14 class elections. Anyrun-offs will take place May 21.The application period for theoffices of Big T editor, ElectionChairman, and Publications Dark­room Chairman officially closetoday at 5 p.m. Ole Anderson'samendment about The Big TBusiness Manager (page 2) wasput on the ballot, and Ole wasmade Big T Business Manager.

The Social Committee Reportannounced the latest ASCIT

The format at the Ice Housewas a little different last week.Instead of the usual two lead-inacts, the tim'e was split aboutequally between the Roto RooterGood Time Christmas Band andthe feature act, Randy Boone.Unfortunately, it seemed that thefeature act was not as good asthe lead-in.

Randy Boone has been awayfrom a night club small actsituation for several years now,and his act showed it. Moviesand television are too structuredand controlled to allow one toretain stage presence, and severaltimes Boone seemed lost onstage. He played the guitar andsang well, on songs such as"Lonesome Me", "Whiskey, BeMy Woman", and "TennesseeStud", keeping sort of a countrycowboy motif. Quite a few of hissongs were humorous, includingthe Roy Clark version of "TheGreen, Green Grass of Home",but the effect was lost as hestumbled through some of thesongs and had a generallydisjointed patter.

Roto Rooter was a totallydifferent matter. I have neverseen another group which evenvaguely resembles their style. Theact uses primarily lower brassand saxes of several sorts, butthey demonstrated a proficiencywith guitars, also. One of thethings which makes them uniqueis that they have two sexsymbols instead of the usual oneper band. And one of the sexsymbols wears sort of a low cutblack tank top and black pants,with a red sequined jock strapover it. As I said, the group isunique.

The group's repertoire isvaried, containing Beer BarrelPolka, Flight of the Bumblebee,Pico and Sepulveda, BrahmsHungarian Dance number 5, along review of the Wizard of Oz,Purple Haze, and a superbly poorrendition of Stars and StripesForever, reminiscent of my high

Bloody Techersby Dan Muzyka

The results of the blood­mobile of April 20 are finally in.Vivian Walker, of personnel, thisyear's campus coordinator,termed it "reasonably success­ful". There were a total of 199people who showed (I50 hadappointments) with 169 actuallybeing able to give blood. Of the169 who gave blood, 144contributed it to the CIT bloodbank, with simultaneous credit totheir own "accounts". It was forcontributions to the CIT bloodbank that this bloodmobile wasrun.

The number of those indi­viduals who actually give bloodin this once-a-year event hasn'tfluctuated much in the pastseveral years. However, the num­ber who offered to donate washigher this year.

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Marni's career encompasses recitals, operas, musical comedy,ap[}earances with symphony orchestra, lecturers, and records. Shehas a Gold Record (for more than one million alhums sold) forSongs from Mary Poppins.

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Tickets on sale at the Caltech Ticket Office, 332 So. Michigan-and at thebox office at Beckman Saturday night, beginning at 7:00 p.m.

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The eminent composer-conductor Leonard Bernstein once toldMarni Nixon that her professional life comhined "the hest of allpossihle worlds." This quote, from his musical Candide, refers toMarni Nixon's practice of simultaneously engaging in hoth thepopular and serious sides of music. As the singing voice of

Natalie Wood (in the film West Side Story)Dehorah Kerr (in the film The King and 1)

,Audrey Hepburn (in the film My Fair Lady),TIME Magazine tagged Marni "THE GHOSTESS WITH THEMOSTEST."

Saturday's program will include compositions byRodrigo. Debussy • Schubert • Handel • Barber. Freed. Berg• Gretchaninoff • Lerner and Lowe • Bernstein • Sondheim •Jacques Brei • Benjamin Britten

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high goal, and 1 implied no goalprofessionally. The results wereas follows:5 year ambition:90% M, F5% F15 year ambition:90% M, 85% F5 year expectation85% M, F11% F, 2% M15 year expectation80% M, 70% F high17% F, 2% M very low

As in the classroom, womenrate themselves lower, tendingtowards low selfesteem and lackof success-orientation.

Self-ImageAs far as a woman's profes­

sional success is concerned, bothsexes rate "being competent"first, "being friendly and like­able" second, and "having a bossinterested in encouraging womenthird. Apparently it is felt thatwomen need special encourage­ment.

In the question on "women ingeneral" versus "you", womenput other women down as muchas men did! Both sexes associ·ated LOGICAL, COMPETITIVE,PRACTICAL, AMBITIOUS muchmore with themselves; GOSSIPY,EMOTIONAL, DEPENDENTmuch less with themselves.

Role ModelsOvert encouragement or dis­

couragement (by parents, highschool teachers, etc.) varied a lot,but did not correlate withambition or lack thereof. AI·though 43% of the women didnot think more female facultywould boost their professionalobjectives (27%F did), 40% hadhad favorable ferpale role modelsin the past. Possibly they couldnot judge the effect of femalefaculty because they rarely meetany.

In conclusion, it appears thatwomen at Caltech are, at leastsubconsciously, underratingthemselves (and possib~y otherwomen as well). There is no basisfor this.

MCP SimaySpeaks Out

by Greg SimayAll right, so I'm a Male

Chauvinist Pig. I admit it! Youwon't catch me swooning overBurt Reynold's .calves. I'll takeMiss June any day of the year.Equality of the sexes, hah! Howanyone can claim Raquel Welchequals Woody Allen I'll neverknow. Men die seven yearsbefore women do. You call thatequality?

Caltechneeds all the dumbbroads it can get-the type that

. are easily impressed. Male: Delcross E, except after c. DumbBroad: Ooooh, you're so intelli­gent. My place or yours?

ACtually, I'd be happy if thereweren't any women here at all!Like most male Techers, I cameto this place to avoid thepredatory schemes of the fairsex. And to lead a pure andchaste life among the variouscathedrals of science. Just myluck! I had to put up with thefirst freshman girls! I almostconsidered going to a seminary,

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Elizabeth McLeodASCIT President

Reasons for wanting to repro­duce are love of children (94%M,96%F) and suitability for parent­hood (66%M, 66%F).

Reasons for not wanting chil­dren differed considerably be­tween the sexes. The main reasonfor men was the populationexplosion (73%M), while themain reasons for women werethat I) it would take too muchtime from their careers (89%F,48%M) and 2) they were un­suited for parenthood (74%F,54%M).

In conclusion, there is atendency for the women to beless certain than men of marry­ing, and a strong inclination forthem to put their careers beforechildren.

Professional FutureRespondents were asked to

speculate on their futures in 5and 15 years, first ideally(considered ambition), and thenrealistically (expectation). Replieswere ranked on a scale from 1 to5, where 5 indicated a specific

SIONAL WOMEN AND THEIRHUSBANDS: Annette & DavidSmith, Paula & Uri Bernstein,Irene & Frank Goddard, AnneFuller and Winifred Veronda andtheir husbands.

5:00 p.m. WOMEN IN LITERA­TURE: Mary Jane Moffat andDr. Gretchen Graf Jordan.

6:00 p.m. WOMEN IN ART: Aunique show in Winnett Loungeby gifted female artists featuring:Ynez Johnston, Max Cole, DianeDestiny, Earleen Ahrens, MaryEllis Arnett, Susanna Arp, Deb­bie Brown, Jean Bacher, CynthiaCorngold, Annie Eggers, VirginiaHolt, Sue Johnson, Loretta Kel­ler, Nancy Lissaman, Paula Sarna­zan, Caroline Woodhull, SylviaPosner, and others.

Jenijoy La BelleAssistant Professor of English

In response to the questionson isolation, 80% of both sexes"never" or "rarely" feel isolatedfrom male fellow students, whileover half the women (54%) feelisolated from other women.(Almost half the men (49%) feelisolated from women also). 79%of the women and 64% of themen feel isolated from the world.

It appears that women areunder somewhat greater socialpressure than men, because ofthe male/female ratio.

Future Personal LifeApproximately 70% of each

sex think they will marry(71%M, 68%F); but slightly morewomen aren't sure (30%F,19%M). Fewer than half say theywill have children (46%M,43%F), while almost a quartersay they won't (23%M, 24%F).

2:00 p.m. WOMEN IN SCIENCEAND ACADEMIA: Paula Bern­stein, Dr. Justine Garvey, Dr.Anne Fuller, and Ms. Judy Black.

1:00 p.m. WOMEN IN THEHOME AND COMMUNITY:Stephanie Russell, and DianeBeauchamp.

3:00 p.m. WOMEN IN THEM E D I A AND COM M U­NICATION: Miv Schaaf, CeciliaPedrosa, and Muriel-Pollia Shop­win.

4:00 p.m. COFFEE AND SO­CIAL HOUR WITH PROFES-

Karen MaplesCaltech Y President

Olga ToddProfessor of Mathematics

Today's Schedule for'~Women Present..."

A day with outstandingwomen from Caltech and theL.A. area will be sponsored bythe Caltech Women's Coalitionunder the auspices of the CaltechY, Friday, May 10th at WinnettStudent Center.

11 :00 a.m. WOMEN IN THEPERFORMING ARTS: A groupfrom the Women's ConferenceCommittee of the Screen Actor'sGuild.

12:00 p.m; ON THE OLIVEWALK: Karol Geld, comedywriter for the Laugh In televisionseries; "Vaginal vs. Clitoral Co­medy."

are more women in biology thanin the "harder" options likephysics and math. It is true that40% of the women transferred tobiology (presumably from the"harder" options); 40% of themen also transferred to biology.It is possible that this influx intobiology by both sexes is due tothe many exciting developmentsnow occurring in that field, anddoes not reflect any real differ­ence in difficulty.

It seems there is a myth,believed and perpetuated by bothsexes, that women are academic­ally inferior.

The Social SituationThere were many, many com­

ments about the male/femaleratio, indicating that it is a majorsource of social and emotionaldifficulties.

Myths on Campus

Coalition Releases Survey ResultsThe Caltech Women's Coali­

tion had basically two reasonsfor doing a survey of women oncampus. First, it was veryapparent that there werecomplaints-from all sections ofthe community, including stu­dents, staff, and faculty. Second,the Coalition was approached bythe Personnel Office for infor­mation to be used in anAffinnative Action seminar. Itwas decided that the best way todetermine the academic andsocial situation of women atCaltech was through a question­naire. So three CWC members­Catherine Cesarsky, LeslieHodges, and Anneila Sargent-gottogether, did a lot of reading,met with a group of womenstudents to discuss various ques­tions, and finally wrote thequestionnaire.

Funds for the project camefrom Dr. Lyman Bonner, whoprovided the money for every­thing from duplicating the ques­tionnaires to keypunching thedata. Dr. Robert Christy kindlyprovided financial aid for com­puting. Help and advice through­out the project came from Dr.Nancy Beakel, who is nowwriting up the results. Question­naires were sent to approxi­mately 150 women graduate andundergraduate students, and tothe same number of men,matched by year of study andmajor wherever possible. Returnswere just over 50%.

The Academic SituationThe myth of lower admission

standards for women continues,as 50% of both males andfemales think it's an advantage tobe female in being admitted toCaltech. This has been deniedrepeatedly by the administrationand by the academic records ofwomen who are here, yet itpersists. Most will agree, how­ever, that being female is no helpin passing courses (80%M, 88%F)or in being accepted by one'schoice of research professor(71%M,83%F).

Two-thirds of the women andhalf of the men think it makesno difference to be one of fewof one's sex in a class. Interest­ingly enough, 16% of the mensaid they would be uncomfort­able, compared with only 4% ofthe women.

When it comes to askingquestions, the sex of the lectureris unimportant, but more womenthan men never ask questionsduring a lecture (38% to 27%),or immediately afterwards (47%to 28%). 93% of the· men and95% of the women said they askquestions of the professor orT.A. in private. A distinct lack ofconfidence on the part of thewomen was demonstrated by thelarge numbers whose reasons fornot asking questions were beingtotally lost (62%) or afraid ofappearing stupid (57%) [Maleresponse to these were 36% and39%]. Other reasons were under­standing everything (36%M,27%F), or preferring to find theanswer oneself (67%M, 54%F). Itwas suggested frequently in com­ments that women are inferioracademically; for example, there

Friday, May 10, 1974 Special Women's Section Page Seven

Irene GoddardNearly hidden on the third

floor of Baxter is the little­known library of the populationprogram, which contains what isprobably the most thoroughcollection on campus of booksand reprints relating to women.Much of the credit for this greatcollection goes to the librarian ofthe program, Irene Goddard-awoman of many interests andabilities. .

Born and raised in Europe,she studied physics andmath there, then switched tochemistry for her major at theUniversity of California. Afterworking as a geochemist duringthe International GeophysicalYear, she became interested inastronomy. At that time, she wasalso working at Tech translatingFrench, German, and Russianarticles; and the translation of aRussian book called Principles ofMeteorites had given her a solidbackground in the field. Shesubsequently got a job with Dr.Harrison Brown studying meteor­ites and also co-authored severalarticles on asteroids. The statis­tics involved in computing as-

Continued on Page Ten

Art Gal1ery next spring, bywhich time the book should beready. The next project she plansis on the work of 19th centuryphotographers in the West, sup­ported by a grant from theNational Endowment for theArts for the bicentennial collec­tion. Karen also is a photo­grapher; she works to supportthe two of them in betweengrants, but would like to devoteherself full-time to photography.

Karen hasn't had much timeto devote to the Women'sCoalition, but she feels "reallystrongly abou tit."

"It's performing a vital func­tion for the women at Caltech.Even for women like me whohaven't gone much, it hasprovided a lot of support justknowing there are people whofeel the same way you do. It canhelp you carve out your ownrole in a marriage, develop yourown creative thoughts aboutwhat you want "to be as awoman."

Woman's Glee Club

The Women's Glee Club grewout of the Women's Chorusformed when women were firstadmitted as undergraduates toCaltech. Patterned after theMen's Glee Club, Women's Gleeseeks to bring campus womentogether through singing.

In the past, the grollp hasContinued on Page Eight

Johanna Tallman

The EE department secretary,Karen Current, has just written abook-The Architects Green andGreen, which consists of photo­graphs (taken by her husband)and text written by herself. Thepictures are going into a travel­ling show which starts soon inTexas and will come to Baxter

Karen Current

If you have any commentsabout the libraries here atCaltech, go to the second floorof Millikan and talk to JohannaE. Tallman, Director of Libraries.Mrs. Tallman came to Tech inAugust, 1973, after 28 years atUCLA, where she was thecoordinator of all their physicalscience libraries.

Mrs. Tallman has an excellentbackground in librarianship; shehas been a Fullbright lecturer inBrazil, speaking on scientificdocumentation. She lectured inthe School of Library Science atUCLA on the literature ofengineering and science (yes,Virginia, there is such a thing)and was the chairman of theScience and Technology divisionof the Special Libraries Associ­ation in 1970.

She says that the faculty hereis very much involved in theselection of materials for thelibrary, and so it very stronglyreflects their interests. Mrs. Tall­man also has several ideas forspecial uses of the library. Shewould be interested in giving aseminar on utilization of materi­als (please get in touch with heron ext. 2416 if you areinterested).

Mrs. Tallman believes that aprofessional person should beevaluated on the basis of theirknowledge and experience,regardless of their sex. Sheprefers an emphasis on women asscientists or librarians or what­ever, not on women as women.

Mrs. Tallman is a confidentprofessional woman, who doe~not seem to feel the need to bean activist, but is supportive ofothers who do.

"I have loved Caltech-al1 thehard times, all the good times­and all this nonsense about howhard it is to be a woman hereshouldn't be tolerated! I'm aTecher first and last and that'sfar more important."

Anita Crafts Lighty will bethe first woman to graduate fromCal tech in three years afterentering as a freshman. As one ofAmerica's six Winston S. Chur­chill Foundation Scholars, shewill study membrane molecularbiology at Cambridge Universitynext fall under Dr. D. J. Ellar.

Torpedo ProteinCurrently, Anita is investi­

gating the acetylcholine receptorprotein of Torpedo californicusunder Dr. M. A. Raftery. Herresearch will continue until latesummer, when she'll travel inEurope before settling down inBritain.

Before entering Tech in Fall1971, she attended the Inter­na tional Science School atSydney University as a U.S.President's Australian ScienceScholar, topping that experiencewith a world tour. (Each yearthe National Science Foundationand National Merit ScholarshipCorporation selects ten studentsfor the honor.)

One summer later, her re­search with Dr. Max Delbruckand Dr. Tomatso Ootaki led tothe paper "Complementation Be­tween Mutants of PhycomycesDeficient with Respect to Carto­genesis", published in Molecularand General Genetics 121, Janu­ary 1973.

Illuminated ManuscriptsResearch in cell biology has

not been Anita's only passion,however. She enjoys collectingand studying medieval illumi­nated manuscripts and orientalart, skill gimmick car rallyeing,naval miniature war-gaming, sail­ing, and modern dance and ballet(as audiences of Kate dis­covered). In fact, she will exhibither illuminated manuscripts inthe hall cases of Baxter duringJune.

Anita Crafts Lighty

Theatre, Parents Without Part­ners, Sierra Club, plus suchactivities as piano, painting,writing, biking, back-packing, andduplicate bridge, she lists "David,Lisa, John."

As an administrator and mem­ber of the Women's Coalition,she has many opportunities toobserve and interact with otherwomen at Tech. I asked her whyshe felt the coalition was needed.

"Women here really feel invi­sible," she commented. There isalmost no communication amongthe different groups on campus."

Finally, I asked her how shewould like to see the Coalitionchange. "I would like to see itbecome a more vital force for allwomen on campus; I'd like tosee more women getting toge­ther," she replied. "I want thewomen's center to become aplace where women can go forinformation or to talk. I'd like-tosee more efforts focused on staffwomen. We should press forcompensation and promotion re­views, more faculty appoint­ments, recognition of secretarieswho do administrative tasks, andprograms aimed at giving secre­taries more routes out of secre­tarial jobs."

Rosemary Morris

Rosemary Morris, coordinatorof the Caltech Women's Coali·tion, has been an administrativeassistant in the Division ofChemistry and Chemical Engi.neering since 1972. She came toCaltech with experience in avariety of business and manage·ment positions involving mar·keUng, personnel, public rela·tions, and supervision of officeoperations.

"You should mentIOn mychildren," she commented."They're very important to me."I noted that in her currentresume, after listing membershipor participation in such organi.zations as N. O. W., Conejo Little

Joyce PennLast fall, Dr. Joyce Penn

became the third female profes­sor on the faculty at Caltech.Her field is American literature,especially narrative prose; she iscurrently working on a contem­porary author, Isaac BashevisSinger. This research is progres­sing well, and she expects tohave a book on Singer completedin a year or so. After that, she iscontemplating a study of Amer­ican popular magazines from thebeginning of the century, perhapsfocusing on how changes in' thefiction reflect changes in thesociety.

Her comments about Caltech,and about the humanities depart­ment in particular, were verypositive. "People have been al­most excruciatingly nice," shelaughed. "I've met no discri­mination. In fact, some peoplehave really been bending overbackwards to show they aren'tprejudiced." She especially ap­preciates the academic freedomshe has, to explore any directionthat interests her, and to developcourses around these interests.This quarter, she is teaching acourse on American minorityliterature (possibly a first forCaltech); and she and Dr. LaBelleare planning a course for nextyear on women and literature.

She feels very strongly aboutthe Caltech Women's Coalition,wishing it were "much moreaggressive and active! I'd like tosee the women's center becomemore than just a room withchairs in it. There's a lot ofimportant information we wouldcollect then make available at thecenter."

"We need more members,more funds; and it's beginning tolook like we need a ftill set ofofficers just to distribute thework load some. But most of allwe need a set of very specificgoals to work for."

Doreen Kroeger

Annette Smith

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During her three years at theHealth Center, Doreen Kroegerhas been working to make theCenter a warm, friendly place, aplace people won't hesitate to goto if they have problems or needto talk to someone. Doreen has aB.S. in nursing education, apublic health certificate, and aschool nurse creden tial; shewould like to do some teachingat Tech along the line ofnutrition or first aid, or justhealth in general, with theemphasis on prevention.

Doreen has some interestingcomments to make about being aworking wife and mother. Shestayed at home until her boyswere about ten, then started towork again, and the changes bothin her and in her family havebeen quite impressive. "I feel I'mbringing a lot more to the familynow," she says. "I think I'm abetter mother and wife, and myfamily agrees."

Doreen feels that one of themost important tasks of theCaltech Women's Coalition is tocombat the isolation of womenon campus, to cross departmentand social boundaries in gettingwomen together. She made astrong move towards this goalherself, when she combined thetwo diet-watchers groups (staffand students) into one group(people). The group, which meetsat noon on Wednesdays, hasworked out realiy well, providingan unusual opportunity for staffto meet students, and vice versa,while successfully losing weight!

II. - _ ••

"Matriarchal Societies in Lit­erature" was the topic of An­nette Smith's Ph.D. thesis and itindicates one of the' majorinterests of her life. Born andraised in France, she was search­ing for ideas about cultureswhich differed significantly fromthe intensely patriarchal, authori­tative society she knew inFrance.

"I have a myth," she saysquietly, "of a social order wherewoman's values prevail, ratherthan man's. It is completelydemocratic, uncompetitive,peaceful, artistic ..."

She has great hopes for"Women Present ..." (a day ofseminars about women plus anart show by women artists). "Isee it as a collective assertationby Caltech women of theircommon interests. I hope it willbe a day of not just learning, bu tof feeling for all women oncampus."

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Friday, May 10, 1974

Continued from Page Sevensung at the annual Christmasprogram, the Festival of Light,and at Home Concert. This year,for the first time, we have sungconcerts away from Caltech, forlocal clubs and churches.

Our plans for next yearinclude an expanded concertschedule, a possible appearanceat the Pacific Southwest Intercol­legiate Choral Association, andrepertory camp in the falL

If you are a woman interestedin singing at Caltech, or have anyquestions about the Women'sGlee Club, please call ext. 2157,We welcome inquiries from stu­dents, staff, faculty, and wives.

it was intended (and has beentaken in the past). As a result,one of the glass doors toRuddock (which was locked up,but that's the house's prero·gative) was destroyed, with Rick·etts House naturally held respon·sible. Estimates for repair rangefrom $75 to $300, to be chargedto the house.

A little while later in acompletely unrelated incident aScurve accidentally was forcedinto a wall while running andsuffered a broken thigh in whatthe doctors called "a unique,freakish injury". The victim isnow recuperating from pin im·placement surgery at the Hun·tington Hospital and will be backat Tech on crutches within aweek.

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merous half-kegs of beef (also atradition), annual celebrationsgot off to a bad start this year.

The festivities referred toabove involve a march throughthe other six undergraduatehouses chanting songs appro­priate to the occasion. This alsohas been done for many years; infact, none of this would be newsif it were not for two veryunfortunate (and exceptional)events that occurred at the endof the mass trek.

Some of the members of someof the houses did not take thecelebrating in the spirit in which

- Dave Peisner

Continued from Page Twoobserved what happened onstage. I was not, as you claimedin your letter, aware of herillness.

My review was my attempt towrite an impartial criticism ofASCIT's musical and not acoverup for a personal attack. Iendeavored to push aside allo.utside influences,' personal andotherwise, in order to presentboth the good and bad sides ofthe show.

Peisner Letter

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If you qualify, our scholarship program will coverthe costs of your medical education. More, you'llreceive a good monthly allowance all through yourschooling.

But what happens after you graduate?Then, as a health care officer in the military

branch of your choice you enter a professionalenvironment that is challenging, stimUlating andsatisfying.

An environment which keeps you in contact withpractically all medical specialties, Which gives youthe time to observe and learn before you decide onyour spebalty. Which may present the opportunityto train in that specialty. And to practice it.

You may also find some of the most advancedmedical achievements happening right where youwork. Like at the Brooke Army Medical Center inSan Antonio, Texas, long noted for its Burn Treat­ment Center. Or the home of Flight Medicine, thefamed Aerospace Medical Division, also in San

THE CALIFORNIA TECH

The Ricketts pot blew up lastfall and hasn't been replaced yet,so for the first Polish Consti­tution Day in who knows howmany years the House Polackcouldn't start off the festivities

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year's frosh girls which willtell them all about Tech fromthe female point of view. (Withenough finesse, it may do moregood than harm). ,

Replies on acceptances havebeen lagging generally this year,but it is possible to postulatereasons for this. The currentnational financial situation ismost of the problem; money istight and many prospects' plansare uncertain. Also, there wereno interviews conducted this yearbecause of the gasshortage-meaning that a lot ofPR work was never done. It alladds up to 180 firm positivereplies as of this Monday (a weekpast the Candidate's Reply Date,May 1), so the department is"going on the waiting list"(which won't drastically changethe number of women-there arerelatively few on the ranked list).

The optimum number ofFrosh lies above 210, and themaximum reasonable number is220, according to a recentcommittee chaired by Dr. Boh­nenblust. The Admissions peopleare actually in good positionsnow to get a number in thatrange by using the waiting list.

Saturday, May 258 P.M.

judge the MUDEO!Yes, you too can reap the

benefits of high office; the onlyqualifications are that you mustbe a student at Caltech, and thatyou will be a member of theclass you wish to represent.

Sophomore officers don't haveto do anything!

So nominate yourself on thesign-up sheet on Flora's door inWinnett before the 5:00 deadlinetoday. Save the ASCIT Secretarythe embarassment of an emptyballot next Tuesday.

the committee deciding the na­ture of frosh camp next year.

The perpetrators of Lyman'sLemons were unanimously com­mended.

by Alan SilversteinThere are going to be very

few Frosh girls next year-onlyabout two-thirds of the 29 thisyear-and not even the Admis­sions Department can say whyfor sure. There were the samenumber of overall applications aslast year, 893 compared to 907,but significantly fewer women.Since Tech does not operate on aquota system, the proportion offemales of the total admitted wasabout the same as the proportionapplying. Thirty-two girls wereadmitted, of whom only sixteenhave so far returned deposits; theAdmissions people now expect atotal of about 19.

Why did so few women applythis year? No-one really knows.In hopes of avoiding a possiblerepetition of this year's dearth,the Women's Coalition now hassome women working on apamphlet to be sent to next

Prefrosh Women Respond Poorly

by Dennis Mallonee

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Today is the last day thatanyone can sign up to run for aclass office. The Advantages ofBeing a Class Officer are manyand varied. For example: gradu­ate schools are easily snowed byclass presidents who have highGPA's, the senior class officersget to set Ditch Day, the seniorclass secretary gets mail from JimBlack while the senior classpresident gets mail from thealumni office, and (most excitingof all) the junior class officersget to organize, administer, and

THE ROMEROS

by Shmuel SchmuckputzInterviewing for student repre­

sentatives on faculty and admin­istrative committees will be con­ducted Tuesday and Wednesdaynights next week. Those whohave applied to serve on acommittee should check theschedule posted in their houses.Any applicant who cannot makehis interview at the scheduledtime should get in touch with hishouse president, who will contactthe IRC Secretary so that theinterview can be rescheduled.

The interviewers for the com­mittees will be the house presi­dents and vice presidents, theIRC Chairman and Secretary, andthe current student reps. (Thiswas decided upon at the IRCmeeting of 24 April, two daysbefore the Cerebrum exhortingthe IRC to add the currentcommittee reps to the inter­viewing groups appeared; yes,even The Tech can be scooped.)

The IRC appointed John Best,Doug Herbert, Bob Rutherford,and Doug Schladweiler (who ispresident of Page, not Dabney)to serve on the committee toselect a new Master of StudentHouses to succeed Dave Smith,and Herbert and Jim Kleckner to

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Continued from Page Onenaires have been evaluated andmade known.

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Hugg should feel perfectly justi­fied in reviewing Peisner's review,just as I feel justified inreviewing them both. (I thinkcarrying this out another stepwould be going a bit too far,though.) But Jim should notimply that reviews should saysomething nice or say nothing atall. I'm sure he knows the pitfallsof trying to guess what you'vedone wrong when no one willtell you.

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Me Kate, and would like toremind both sides that thefunction of the critic withrespect to any performance-inentertainment or in scientificresearch-is the production ofimprovement in the performer.Those who hope to avoid badreviews in a school newspapermay as well give up all hope ofpublishing a research paper or ofdeveloping and defending a the­sis. Such notions are more or lesstaboo (sic) at Caltech, and theyshould apply to acting, singing,and playing musical instrumentsas well-to say nothing of all thebackstage work. Actors, writers,etc. who "never read reviews"seldom amount to much; feed­back is essential to the perfectionof a faulty performance. Mr.

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Information and applicationform may be obtained from Dr.Huntley (109 Dabney), FulbrightProgram Advisor at Caltech. Thedeadline date for receipt ofapplications in his office isOctober 15, 1974.

Continued from Page Seventeroid orbits brought her tocomputers.

Irene was a feminist longbefore it was fashionable. Shehates housework, thinks girlsshould be encouraged to excel inmath and science. She wassomewhat reserved about theCaltech Women's Coalition, main-ly because she felt it notrepresentative of many womenon campus, especially olderwomen. She would like to seethe Coalition make an extraeffort to recruit older women,and to welcome them into the igroup, as they are naturally moreconservative and less likely tojoin than younger women.

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on cosine squared and proceed toblow the problem. Can youblame me if I hate girls?

This issue of the Tech is moredepressing than usual. All thesesmart chicks! Why can't they becontent to type our theses ratherthan write their own. The worldneeds good typists; it has toomany physicists already!

Well, if you can't beat 'em,join 'em. I can always marry arich girl, I suppose. But I'll bedamned if I'll support one goingto Med School.

Greg Simay is a dirty bird,splashing in the waters ofcontroversy. (Wasn't that po­etic?)

.,

The official opening of the1975-76 competition for grantsfor graduate study Or researchabroad and for professional train­ing in the creative and perform­ing arts was announced today bythe Institute of InternationalEducation. It is expected thatapproximately 570 awards to 50countries will be available for1975-76.

The purpose of these grants isto increase mutual understandingbetween the people of theUnited States and other countriesthrough the exchange of persons,knowledge and skills. They areprovided under the terms of theMutual Educational and CulturalExchange Act of 1961 (Ful­bright-Hays Act) and by foreigngovernments, universities and pri-

MCP SimayContinued from Page Six

where there still are none, or toAmbassador, where it doesn'tmatter.

I was deceived by a Techeditorial assuring me that "thegirls would be just like us!". Anyupperclassmen who believed thatwould hightail it to Tijuana,shrieking all the way. But I was anaive frosh, and felt reassured.

Now there is nothing­nothing-more humiliating thanasking some girl how to do ascience problem, especially inPhI or Ph2. Fortunately, I haddeveloped a method by whichthey would remain unaware oftheir superiority:

Me: "Say, Susie, did youfinally psyche out that prob­lem?" (Say with a confident air)

She: "Yes, it was reasonablytrivial. "

Me: ("Trivial"? Oh, LordI)"Ah-well you realize, of course,that there is more than one wayto solve it ... let's see yours."

She: (points to unintelligiblewriting) "Well, basically, you justuse the fact of the cosinedependence of ..." etc.

Me: (Cosine dependence? Youmean there's a cosine depen­dence?)

She: " ... so there. Now,what's your method?"

Me: (staring at blank paper)"Well, mine was somewhat sim­pler and a bit more elegant ...oh, damn! A computationalerror! See you later!"

After dashing out the room, Ihastily recall that it all depends

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OCRC Dares The Tech

Another Reader

courses and didn't like it, so Ithought I would switch to awinner.

TECH: What campus activitydo you find most intellectuallystimulating?

TECHER: Registration.TECH: Why do you find this

so?TECHER: I left my scissors at

Williams.TECH: What do you think of

the social life on campus?TECHER: What?TECH: Want to rephrase that?

Be specific.TECHER: O.K., what social

life? Is that better?TECH: What is your favon"te

comic book?TECHER: Captain Marvel.TECH: Will you recommend

that other students take part inthe exchange program from yourschool, one of the "potted ivy"(I did some homework) colleges?

TECHER: I definitely thinkthat some of the students atWilliams should check out thewildlife at Caltech.

TECH: Would you think thatany Tech students would fit intothe pastoral scene f note tact­fulness] at Williams?

TECHER: No doubt there aresome who could adapt to thebarbaric arctic climate and iso­lation of Williamstown, but Iwould recommend it only tothose with a natural coat of fur.Also, I recommend it only tothose who have a hearty con­stitution, or poor eye sightbecause of the emotional traumaassociated with being able to seethings almost two miles away.

TECH: Thank you for yourtime.

TECHER: Vou'll get my bill.

Continued from Page Two

credited for her fine singingperformance.

Mr. Hugg also states that Mr.Peisner was alone in his opinions.I saw the play, and I have verynearly the same judgements asMr. Peisner. In addition, variouspeople with whom I discussedthe performance generally hadthe same views. It is likely thatmost of the statements in thearticle are apt. Mr. Hugg impliesthat professional standards wereused to evaluate a play per­formed by novices. I do notbelieve this is true. Mr. Peisnercompares the play to pastperformances at Caltech. In myown evaluations, I compared theperformers with each other-thatis, the evaluation was carried outwithin the framework of the playitself.

Any performer with even amodicum of sense for what he isdoing should be able to tell if hisperformance is good or bad.Newspaper reviews are totallyirrelevant to this. Also, if theaudience is worth performing for,it is capable of recognizing agood performance. Thus, theonly way an actor or actresscould genuinely feel "kicked inthe teeth" is if he or she wasexpecting undeserved praise.

-Carol Freinkel

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by Dan MuzykaDuring recent years, there

have been several students whohave come to Tech as "exchangestudents". The Tech, in theinterest of publishing variousviews of the campus, is starting a92 part series (subsequent install­ments to appear on page 13) ofinterviews with these quasi­Techers ...

TECH: Where do you comefrom?

TECHER: From Williams Col­lege in Williamstown, Mass.

TECH: Where?TECHER: Oh, Williamstown,

Mass. is nestled in the PurpleValley and is located betweenthe booming metropolis of Pitts­field, Mass., and the industrialcenter of North Adams, Mass.

TECH: Would you like to givea physical explanation of whythe valley is purple?

TECHER: I guess it is becauseof all those cows; the land hasbeen holding' its breath for acouple hundred years, and if youwere holding your breath thatlong, you'd be purple too.

TECH: Why did you comehere?

TECHER: Caltech's inter-national reputation as a goodschool ... wanted to escape theMassachusetts winters and checkout the California beaches.

TECH: Why didn't you go tothe 'other school'?

TECHER: I've gone there for

Audience-HarcourtContinued from Page Three

to me rather remarkable. Whatdoes it mean? I'm not reallysure. I think that it must meancontemporary actors identifymore closely with Shakespeare'sinsanity that with his sanity.

Should this be generalized tomean that according to Shake­spearian standards contemporarysociety is insane?

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Perhaps Dr. Smith was an­noyed at having his parkingprivilege reevaluated. Or maybeDr. Brown was angry that he hadbeen denied use of the People'sWall.

It has become increasinglyapparent that someone is tryingto put the screws on us, and Mr.Mallonee is not strong enough tostand up to them. Well, Mr.Mallonee, maybe you are beingpressured from above, but theOCRC can also use force to getour way, and we are notconstrained by the limits ofgentlemanly behavior.

I might point out that thereare many people who are sympa­thetic to our cause who get alltheir information about theOCRC from the articles that Mr.O'Crick writes for The Tech.These people have been deniedthat information in recent weeks.

I dare you to print this.Sincerely,

Continued from Page Oneby Rodrigo, Debussy, Schubert,Handel, Barber, Freed, Berg,Gretchaninoff (what a list) andselections from the following:Bernstein/Sondheim, Rodgers &Hammerstein, Lerner & Lowe,Britten, and BreI.

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It recently came to myattention that an article writtenby Mr. O'Crick about the OCRChas been sitting around yournews office, unpublished, for thepast three weeks. When myrepresentative complained to theeditor about this situation, Mr.Mallonee tersely replied that thearticle was not "topical" enough,that there were worthier articlesthat had to be printed in placeof it, and that it was made up,anyway. Vet an examination ofthe past two issues of The Techwill show that this is simply notso.

That rambling piece of tripefrom Gale Sayers, and the plugfor Randy Mink's travel bookwere hardly newsworthy, norwere they topical, nor were theyreal. The aCRC, on the otherhand, relates very directly to lifeat Caltech. Some of our attackshave apparently been too direct,and thus the seeds of censorshipare sprouting.

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leading butterflier on Caltech'sMasters team, is the favorite inthe 50 fly.

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Page Interhouse Swim Streak Broken?by I. M. Wett

This afternoon's InterhouseSwimming finals may see the endof Page House's multi-year domi­nation of the sport. At Wednes,day's prelims, Fleming swimmersqualified to swim in 14 indi­vidual events today, while only1I Dudes made the cut.

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the 50 breaststroke by a half­second, to :31.5. Thus, amazingas it may seem, members of thequarter-century age group are fa­vored to win two races today.

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Tennis LooksTo Next Season

by Bob KieckheferThe tennis season mercifully

drew to a close last weekendwhen Tech's netmen took sev­enth place in the SCIAC Cham-

. pionships. The team managed topost only a 1-14 record in 1974and were 0-12 in the confer­ence.

One of Tech's better confer­ence dual matches was the lastone, held on May 2 againstWhittier. Though the Poets won,7-2, most of the matches wereclose, with two of Tech's lossescoming in sets that went threegames. Dave Dummit (secondsingles) and Mo Nakatsui-NathanLewis (third doubles) postedvictories in this match.

Despite the poor showing thisyear, the outlook for 1975 issomewhat bright. Only Ram Rao(fifth singles) will graduate nextmonth, and juniors Dummit andNakatsui should form a strongnucleus for next year's team.

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squad. Tech was led by Klein­sasser and Robinson again. Klein­sasser completed an amazingquadruple and ran brilliantlystrategic and unselfish races bytaking 2nd in the mile, first inthe 440, tying with Greg Griffinfor first in the 880, and thenbringing the mile relay teamfrom behind to win that event.Robinson ran on both winningrelays and also took the 100 and220.

Greg Hoit ran on both relaysalso winning the 440 inter­mediates with his lifetime besteffort of 55.6. Greg GriffinpuIled off an "Iron Man" tripleby winning the mile, tieing forfirst in the 880 and then runningaway with the three-mile.

On the track the team wasbrilliant, winning all but one ofthe running events and out­scoring A.C. 52-36. A.C. out­scored Tech 43-20 in the fieldevents.

At the track banquet it wasannounced that Alan Kleinsasserand Haywood Robinson tiedagain, as they did last year, inthe team voting for the Golds­worthy Award to the outstandingCaltech track man.

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jump, freshman Tom CressweIlwas 5th in the 880, Greg Hoitwas 5th in the 440 intermediatehurdles, and the mile relay teamof Robinson, CressweIl, Hoit andKleinsasser was also fifth.

Freshman Don Hamasaki, la­boring with a strained abdominalmuscle, was unable to make hisopening height and thus lost a4th place finish which was aheight he had previously made inwork-outs. Greg Griffin tookthird in the 3-mile.

Revenge RebatedThe team closed out its dual

meet season with an exciting butnarrow 73-72 loss to Ambas­sador coIlege in a meet held atCaltech on Tuesday. It wasanother case of simply beingoutmassed.

The smaIl (13 men) Techsquad couldn't get the one pointthey needed to hold off thebetter balanced (20 man) A.C.

Friday, May 17NAIA District III Prelims

Monday, May 13 ,NAIA District III Championships

at Soboda Springs

Saturday, May 18NAIA District III Finals

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Last Saturday at Redlands,Alan Kleinsasser and HaywoodRobinson led the Beaver Tracksquad to a third place finish inthe SCIAC finals. The team alsocopped third place overall in theconference standings, which isdecided on the basis of a team'sdual meet records and its placingin the conference finals.

Kleinsasser tied his ownschool record in the mile with atime of 4: 10.8. Robinson tied hisschool 100 .. record with a 9.7clocking. Senior Dale Bredesen,in only his first year of trackcompetition, placed 4th in thetriple jump with his best effortof the year at 44-2%, less than4 inches off the school record.

School record holder in thediscus, Doug Herbert, took 5thin the shotput and then camethrough with a third place finishin his- special ty. Denmark transferOIa Nielson was fifth in the high

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