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Have you ever wanted to see a bunch of

Spaniards build a pyramid in New York? Well if

you went out on Wednesday 20th June in the Big

Apple you would have been right in luck! The

Castellers de Vilafranca, a human tower building

team, which frankly sounds like the greatest team

ever (and could probably beat England on

penalties, much alike every other nation and set

of sports people) were in New York on a tour of

the states, tower building all over the shop. The

picturesque Empire State Building with the

Catalan’s before it were truly incredible. Well-

done Spaniards. You’ve made me proud.

The creator of a new app aimed at raising

awareness of the conditions of refugees Jack

Kent is our unsung hero this issue. The app

allows you to take the place of the refugee and

experience life through their eyes. It’s a truly

brilliant idea, with extremely honourable

ambitions behind

the game.

Thankyou, Jack

Kent, for creating

an insight into a

world unlike our

own.

“You know what really grinds my gears, I tell you what,

the freaking Amish, building there barns all over the

place, I mean come on!! Care to watch a TV anytime

soon, No-one wants a barns anymore, get with the

freaking picture. Also why has no-one ever tried to

combine Dominatrics and Nugget Porn, Ahhhh

Whipped Nuggets, and that people is what really grinds

my gears!

ABYSS RELEASE THERE LONG

AWAITED EP

“THERES NO WAY BACK”

CHECK OUT THE BANDS FACEBOOK PAGE http://www.facebook.com/Abyssuk

It is safe to say the X-factor has revolutionised the music industry, turning

everyday people, into global superstars through a gruelling processes testing

there performing abilities to the max. Love or hate the show, it has to be

appreciated as the main reason for pop music having some real talent

representing it. The show proves that there are some real singing talents

in this country, such as Marcus Collins.

Fresh from the blocks, the Liverpudlian has burst straight into the charts providing an upbeat sound to lighten everyone’s day. Marcus

follows in the footsteps of pop and soul heavyweights, such as the

marvellous Cee Lo Green and the heart throb Bruno Mars. But Marcus isn’t just a voice. He has also co-written the majority

of tracks on his debut album, which include the covers ‘Seven

Nation Army’; and ‘Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher’ by Jackie

Wilson. After seeing him live it is clear that Marcus appeals to

all, both young and old. After the gig we had the privilege of

meeting the man behind the music and asking him a few

questions.

Can you tell us something your fans don’t already know about you?

Something they don’t know about me? I don’t know come back to me.

What’s your favourite song to play live?

Probably higher and higher because it gets everyone going, and

everyone likes that song.

Who is your biggest influence? Probably Stevie wonder, musically I think he’s great! He’s

going to be playing at the queen’s jubilee. I’ll be putting a

call into Gary, “Let me meet that man, otherwise you and

me will fall out!” So hopefully we can sort that out.

Where do you hope to be in one year’s time?

Doing an arena tour and hopefully releasing a new album.

How would you cheer up the world?

By singing to them? Hopefully making them smile, that would

be good.

After Marcus Cheerily shook hands with us he said “I’m trying to

think of an answer to that first question now, something they don’t already know about me? They know too much about me, and it

freaks me out!” perfectly summing up Marcus’s humble approach

to stardom.

The album is already out and available on iTunes, and the single

Higher and Higher is also on sale now.

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Marcuscollinsuk

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MarcusCollinsOfficial

Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svxlh8lvu_M&list=UUoClOx4Bd5LPwRKVIbFhOGg&index=2&feature=plcp

AWOL Not Going…AWOL Aaron Bruno is not going anywhere. Though the name of his musical project suggests otherwise. AWOLnation is the name of this incredible

musical outlet for the American lead singer, who oozes charisma. After two previous tries, Bruno has finally found the ‘one’. The band that

will make the difference, the band that has attracted loving fans from all around the globe, the band that thrust forward with their very own

genre. Why, some may ask, is AWOL the project that reaps the rewards for Bruno? Well, it’s simple, as far as Aaron is concerned.

“I went into my other projects thinking that I was the best, that I was destined for success. But then they didn’t work, and I set up AWOL as

one last try.” Bruised and beat, Bruno took up Red Bull’s offer of free studio time and wrote the emphatic Electronic Rock that AWOL offer.

The first, and currently, the only album released by this explosive act is the prestigious Megalithic Symphony, which scored a number one

spot on the US Heat chart, much to the joy of Aaron Bruno.

He is a natural front man, and, as proven by his success with AWOL, a natural underdog. Infact, it would be fair to suggest that AWOLnation

represent underdogs; they fly the underdog flag. A band logo with the word ‘Underdogs’ scrawled across it would be suitable to the

American. And what’s wrong with that? Everybody loves an underdog.

There is no doubting the ambition of Bruno. He truly believes he has what it takes to soar with AWOL, and as do his fans. All hundreds of

thousands of them. Despite the underdog status, the band are very much becoming rulers of the music scene today, with ‘Sail’ – the least

radio friendly song written with the line ‘Maybe I should kill myself’, was picked up on Zane Lowe’s Radio 1 show and broadcasted

throughout the UK, making the band an instant transatlantic success.

We spoke to Aaron on the day of his return to the UK, following a February show having to be cancelled due to a ‘severe case of the flu’ that

left Bruno bedridden, expecting to die a the hands of the horrific flu. Needless to say, Bruno hated the virus. “When I’m ill I just want all my

family with, my girlfriend, my Mom, so to be stranded in the UK with none of them was horrible. It was the first show we’ve ever cancelled,

which was terrible, but there was no way I could do the gig feeling like that.” A trip to their headline show at the London Garage showed us

why he has to feel at his best at every gig. Bruno was flinging himself into the crowd like he was made of cushions, not human flesh and

bones. A man possessed, he screamed out the lyrics to ‘Sail’ from a

comfortable spot atop a bunch of hands, holding him aloft. The gig

was such a show of passion that it was almost impossible to recall

discussing such wonderful topics as confectionary candy with the

man, only a few hours previous.

Atop his London balcony, Aaron Bruno’s day had, despite the

astonishing view of London’s skyline, been a bit draining.

Interview after interview, sat in the same chair, looking at similar

faces, Bruno had grown tired, and his mouth grown dry, so

when he spotted the pack of sweets in my bag, excitement

grew. “Is that gum?” The man asked. “No, no, it’s a pack of

skittles.” And so began the best part of conversation on that

balcony overlooking the capital of England. Such an incredible turn

of converse in the interview shall, hopefully, go down in history as

the greatest sidetrack ever.

Bruno loves the red skittles, more than the others. “But there’s no

difference,” I argued. Alas, Bruno believes that the red Skittles are a

gift from the overlord. Or aliens. Or the Skittle gods. The holy

grail of red skittles is Aaron Bruno’s way of cheering the world

up. “With music,” initially, the front man answered, greeted

with minor groans from both my companion and I.

‘Music’. Pfft. Yes, we do understand that

professionals take their work seriously, and

use it as an outlet to change the world –

we very much appreciate that Aaron

Bruno wants to change the world.

Frankly, we expect him to. But that

doesn’t make good reading. The answer

he gave after that though has created

half an interview. With a mischievous

grin, the blonde haired, shorts clad,

incredible front man uttered the words

“Or with red skittles.” And with that

short addition to how he will cheer the

world up, we conclude this interview

with the world’s newest

phenomenon. AWOLnation will rule

the world, and Skittle Vodka will be

their holy water.

AWOLNATION embark on a

US tour in October – see

their tour dates at

awolnationmusic.com

Up and Coming Where do you hope to be in one year?

We hope to become successful with

the release of our debut 9-track EP, we

hope this will increase our fan base

and allow us to play bigger and better

shows!

What is your main ambition?

The main ambition for Abyss is just to

continue making the music we love

and hopefully that other people will

love too. We hope to become a bigger

and bigger band so that more people

know about us and hear our music,

and hopefully even expand our fan

base outside of the UK.

What’s coming up in the near future for

you guys?

Our main plans for the future are to

firstly release this 9 track Debut EP,

but also to thereafter produce a single

with professional production, using all

that we've learnt over the years to

really impress people and impress the

music scene. Also to generally play

more gigs and bigger gigs.

How would you CheerUp the world?

We would CheerUp the world.....with

out banter which sometimes gets us

into trouble but most people find it

funny. Obviously our music will cheer

up the world... but we hope people see

the band members behind the music

and come to like us too

will.i.am - This Is Love ft. Eva Simons

It’s almost impossible to listen to the radio

without a synthesised auto tuned

monstrosity deafening your taste and

decency. The exception being The Brit

loving Will.I.Am, his new song “this is

love”, in the classic styling of the

American Beat Guru includes an heavy

dosage of the ingredients that seem to

have corrupted the Pop scene, however

Will conducts his productions with class,

his new song being no exception, with

ridiculous catchy lyrics and epic amounts

of bass making it perfect for the clubbing

scene.

Young Guns -Bones

It is important in our wonderous

modern age to recollect the

incredible albums of our time.

Should history to be anything to go

by, the incredible album 'Bones' by

Young Guns will be one of those

albums.

From the off, the feel of the album

is clear. I Was Born, I Have Lived, I

Will Surely Die begins the band's

2nd full length record in such an

anthemic fashion that listeners will

want to stand up and scream the

chorus. This incredibley infectious

roar of passion from Gustav Wood

continues throughout the album, at

least until the intermission at track

5. Dearly Departed, Bones and

Towers fully emphasise the Young

Guns potential for rock god-ness,

with enormous choruses the size of

their indefinite power in the rock

scene. The intermissive song of A Hymn For All I've lost provides a

Playlist

Maroon 5-Payphone

Coldplay ft. Rihanna-Princess

of China

Katy Perry-Wide Awake

Biffy Clyro- Folding star

beautiful, harmounious break from

immensity, replacing the choruses

with Borther In Arms and the

proceeding track Learn My Lesson

is astonishingly significant in both

music and lyrics, with force oozing

through the rich sounding track.

Sadly, the track Everything Ends

bring about the reminder that this

amazing album must come to an

end. But not before a few more

gigantic songs, after a bizarrely

placed Interlude at track 10 that

could do with not being there, in

honesty. The final two tracks,

Headllights and Broadfields round

the album off sufficiantly, a

wonderful end to a wonderful album.

Chris Brown - Don't Wake Me Up Starting out this song revisits Chris Browns raw talent, the acoustic intro allows his vocal qualities to dance gracefully into anyone’s unsuspecting eardrums. Then suddenly progress is shattered through a shameful piece of auto tuning. Being a fan of Chris Brown, it is torture to listen to his unique vocals being shamelessly slaughtered. However Brown’s catchy lyrics and undeniable addictive tune gives forgiveness to any previous mistakes.

Cheryl - Call My Name Oh dear it’s happened again, someone’s convinced Cheryl that she should release a new album. Depending on your taste, style and sanity, you may love or hate the young Geordie. This is the type of song that without a video accompanying it, it would not appeal nearly as much to a male audience. Respect to Cheryl she can keep up with the best of dancers but we wouldn’t call this one of her finer achievements.

In the last decade a rising group of people ,

young and old have formed in our governments

so called supported housing communities. These

new people come with their own horrifically

unique style. Many of our sporting brands have

risen to the challenge of meeting the needs of

these people, and who should rise to the

challenge with huge popularity, of course Nike!

This decent member of society can accept,

however now the female side of this species

have adopted their male companions monstrous

choice in footwear, ladies and gentlemen I give

you Nikes Air Max’s.

You may have noticed your local community further

diversifying to a new wipe off nationality. Fake Tans

nothing new , it’s has revolutionised the cosmetic

industry creating vast numbers of sales amongst

young women with the ambition to look like a Wotsit

dunked orange paint. This new fashion state finally

makes it easy for ugly chicks to look even

repulse even the most desperate of guys,

therefore creating a fantastic new type of

contraception.

Ever considered how

your life would be if you were

a over the top pompous half wit?

Here’s a few questions to consider, if you

answer any with yes then we have the perfect

accessory for you! Do you ever look in the mirror

and say “Yeah I would”? Have you ever

conducted in sexual intercourse with your sibling?

Do your parents send extensive amount of

money on you to make up for not loving you?

Woop the brand new section of CheerUp Webazine, the technology review, looking at what's looking good in the world of tech and I kick off the 1st ever edition with GREE. Gree is a multiplatform gaming app available for Iphones and android, its existence is prominent in Asia and china and is the 1st real multi platform gaming app the adds sophisticated across model social networking with in time gaming. The company behind Gree is set to break the western markets within the year and because of the in play markets which allow you to spend real cash to upgrade you animated characters, the company is set to make almost a billion in profit. Zuckenberg wowed us with the money Facebook made when it originally floated on the stock exchange, but Facebook is yet to successfully crack the mobile industry profit wise, Gree is carbon proof that its possible, and can be done to such a extent that in china more people use it than they do Facebook, over 700 million users worldwide Gree is addictive and is revolutionizing live real time mobile gaming.

•Low Cost of games varying from Free - £4.99

•Variety of games on offer to download from chess - KO Fighting

•The Beautiful In play gaming experience •Ability to play

mates or randomize against anyone in the world

Available to download On Iphones, Android and Windows 7 software from all Appstores. CheerUp Rating 8/10 Cheers

Backing Jake

This week I decided to jump on Marcello

because he’s a traitorous women snatcher,

therefore I was doing a service to all

women! Jack being the Robin to my

Batman decided to get involved, look at

the boy wonder go!!!

9/10

Wacky Ideas

Umberella shoes Fed up holey shoes, and sadly not the

glorious godlike holy, merely shoe

wetting holes. These umberella shoes

will help you out; a bubbly outer of

shoes will stop the rain getting in!

What app app? There are too many apps. So now,

we've thought a solution! If you play an

app that you don't know, the what app

is that app, app can tell you what app

that app is.

Penalty Wall England need some form of blockage

for penalties, just something! So we're

going to make a petition that allows

england to put a wall in front of the goal

for them to have a chance of winning.

Just a chance.

I was walking past a restaurant

the other day, and I suddenly

thought this. Why on earth do we

feel the need to tip waiting staff

after our meal? I mean, yeah,

sometimes they can be nice and

friendly, but at the end of the day

they get paid for that, that is a job

requirement. I mean, if we’re

tipping them on how nice they are,

just give them something other

than money, they get that at the

end of the day; a nice little card

saying ‘Well Done, You Did a

Super Job’ or something entirely

patronising like that. Frankly, it

probably exists because there is

some old dirty man out there once

decided he wanted to pay upfront

to buy out some lovely waitress he

fancied, and then it got

misunderstood as a tip and he

never got what he paid for. Well,

maybe. But honestly, it is a

mystery as to why nurses, and

workers that actual make a

difference don’t get tips, but

people that walk from one end of

a restaurant to another indeed do

get extra dosh for their ‘hard’

work, but for a nurse to get a

tip…well the only nurses that get

tips these days are the bloomin’

strippers who get a fiver tucked

into their pants, for no reason. So

next time you go to a restaurant,

tell the waiting staff to shove it if

they want a tip, or to save a life or

two.

JESSIE J @JessieJ

So funny to me when

people see me in

places like ikea and

the doctors and are

like 'What are you

doing here'..... Erm...

"Same as you?"

Will @WillyFerrell:

I hate when I'm

wearing my apple

bottom jeans and I

can't find my boots

with the fur.

Paloma

Faith @Palomafaith

That moment when

you find out your

fave restaurant was

closed down for

health and safety

reasons........

2012: Eureceipe for disaster

As norm, England managed to maintain a poor tournement standard through

out the 2012 Euro’s. Here are a few steps, I believe, the FA association

should have taken into account before our pathetic attempt at the Euro 2012.

Step

1: The FA should of realised the fact that England do not have enough hench,

wench or even dench (I think i’m down with the lingo) guys playing in the

Premiership currently. The only resonable response to this horrific crisis was

too clone the legendary tanks Emile Heskey and Akinfenwa. Once the cloning

had been complete it would have led to teams running in fear from an army of

Heskey’s and Fenwa’s!! Therefore we would of won the competition.

Step 2: The FA should have not stripped John Terry of his captaincy BEFORE

the friggin trial was held showing whether or not he was guilty (but we all

know he was because everyone is a racist) which led to Fabio quitting the

England job and the appiontment of Roy bludy Hodgson the defensive

minded, unsuccessful, good team ruining monster. Roy Hodgson’s tactics

were a key factor to why England played so shit during the Euro’s.

Step 3: : Sentencing Jordan Henderson, Stuart Downing, Asley Young and

Danny Welbeck to death! By publicly hanging these players we would not

have had to been angered by their involvment in the squad or by their very

poor performances at the Euro’s.,these players ceased to exsist then Theo,

THE OX and Carrol would of played at the Euro more helping us to lose in

the quarter finals in a different way than we did against Italia, yeah with all my

advice we would of stilll managed to fuck it up somehow, even with a game

involving only men playing I’m sure John “sick man” Terry would of got

distracted and performed his superpowers of wife shaggin, how could he

resist with all those hot eastern europeans knocking around in the stands. I

hear you ask the relevence to us losing and JT … there isn’t one he just a

twat thus we would of lost.

Anyway i’m bored now of trying to entertain you, go have a wank or watch a

World War 2 documentary and agree that I am right with my opinion. GOOD

DAY! Here’s a review of Englands performance…

EURO.

2K12. YOLO YOLT YORO YOLNT

But seriously. All faggy shit set

aside… This is my entire coverage

of all the best goals, games and

upsets of the Tournament…

Netherlands (LOL)

But anyway! It will be some key

moments in the tournaments from

the group Stages and all the

Knockout games that made us

cry… some with joy and England in

pain. And Portugal… anyway!!!

WE BEGIN!

GROUP

A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yea… we have Poland, Czech

Republic, Russia and former Euro

winners, Greece.

It would’ve seemed this group was

the weakest of the 4 and well… I

guess you have to say… yeah.

Anywho! The favourites to top this

group were Russia and the Polish

looked odds on to follow them into

the Knockouts…

First games saw the Pols and the

Greeks draw and Russia Thrash

the Czechs 4-1... Cech with a back

4 rather than a back 10...

But the Goal of the Group came up

in the 1-1 draw between Russia and

Poland… with this beauty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4

KO1BKk1-r0

I mean the desire in that game to

win was incredible considering the

history of both countries outside of

football.

A stunner

So yeah… Poland needed to beat

the Czechs… and Russia needed a

draw to go through… simple

enough…

Yeaaaah not quite. Greece won 1

nil and the Czechs beat Poland…

the table saw the once 4-1 losing

Czech’s top with Greece behind

them! Crazy hey?!

A weird but entertaining group!

And now we have Gr..

GROOOOOOOOOUUUUUUPPP!!!!

B!

So yeah… this was a pretty fucking BEAST

group. Holland and Germany being favourites

to come out in whatever order ( Both Odds in to

win the Damn thing!) and Portugal who some

predicted could cause an upset in the Group.

And Denmark.. Ahhem.

So first games played and It’s Netherlands 0-1

Denmark…. And 1-0 to the Germans against

Portugal… No you didn’t read that wrong…

Denmark did win as Krohn-Dehli punishes the

wasteful Dutch and seals an unanticipated

victory! Much to the shock of the wolrd… the

Danish celebrated in top fashion… as shown

here…

So yeah… it was a pretty shitty tournament for the Dutch as they went

home before the knock outs! With the Portuguese and groups winning

Germans going on to the next round! The best goal has to be either

Krohm-Dehli’s or Van der Vaart’s! Oi. Nah.

It has to be… Mario Gomez’ turn and strike… Pure class!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd20ohYHeGI&feature=related

Watch the Highlights of Germany v Holland and see… both Germany’s

goals were very good!

GROUUUUUUUUUUP. CCCCC

So we had the Spanish, Croats and the Italians…

And then there was Ireland. ( Fuck that.)

So yeah no surprise that Ireland got no points as Spain Italy and Croatia

are all 8th or above in UEFA ranking!

But atleast their fans were something to look at…

And their fans seemed to control the place in times of unrest…

Anywho! They were demolished by the Croatians 3-1 and then beaten by Italy… and

to round it off served a 4-0 Spanking from the Spanish. 4-0!

Here are all the Highlights for that game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM9n5_6F8HA

Goal of the group goes to Super Mario (Balotelli) with this incredible

goal!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hyf8Uzk_RU

So good! He wants to get something off his chest… team mate has to cover his big

gob!

But all in all this group saw Spain concede their only goal of the whole thing! Shocking

really! I thought Spain and Barcelona had been figured out!

SEMI! Hard.

I would be the above.. If England had gotten there!

ANYWAY

First was the Spanish against the Portuguese!

A decent match I thought… but apparently it was boring. As nothing happened… ( No goals till

penalties)

But the Portuguese looked as though they could stop the reining Champions! Something other teams

seemed to have lacked!

With all the weight on his shoulders it was no surprise that Ronaldo couldn’t break the dead lock… I

mean he’s one of the best players in the world but he isn’t a one man FUCKING Army!

Poor guy always in the shadow of a 5’7” magician… Não é justo! Ey Ronaldo?

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-27-portugal-spain.html

HIGHLIGHTS!

NEXT! THE MIGHTY GERMANS WOULD TAKE ON THE STUNNING ITALIANS! ( sounds gay but

nah.) IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE BATTLE OF!

WHO WAS THE BIGGEST DICK IN WWII. ( Sorry to any Germans reading cause 1 you lost and 2 I

actually love German people and am not a hater just cause of History! Germans are not Nazi’s! they’re

people! SAME GOES FOR YOU ITALY! )

SO YEAH FOOTBALL!

With the Germans favourites to win… the scoreline was a shock to many. Everyone including myself

underestimated the Italians! But it took one man. One very childish man to step up.

MARIO…. G…… LOL Nah MARIO BALOTELLI!

See what I mean?

Anyway the goals were sick! Amazing! Just pure class!

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-28-germany-italy.html

GOALS AND HIGHLIGHTS IN THE LINK ABOVE! YEAAAAAAAAH!

So… it’s come down to this… two teams… over two weeks have battled feircly for the

chance to roll in glory… and only one will prevail.

Will it be the Class of Italy… or the Beauty of Spain.

Pirlo v Xavi

Balotelli v Torres

SPAIN. V. ITALY.

Tika Taka about to be taken to a new level?

Or will it be Forza Italia! Screamed by many?

4 - 0

SERIOUS?! I mean that’s just rape! Rape up the arse in an ally at night whilst the police just watch and laugh!. WHO

GETS BEATEN 4-0 in a CUP FINAL!

Shitting Hell Italy! Go out with some class!

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-07-01-spain-italy.html

Watch for yourselves! It’s ludicrous!!!!

And to make it even Fucking stupider!!

TORRES GOT TOP SCORER!

3 goals and 2 assists for the Spanish Striker made him top scorer! JUAN MATA just about got his first

fucking few minutes before bangin in a goal!

THEY WERE THE SUBSTITUTES!

I think Spain were slightly underestimated after their poorer displays at the start of the tournament.

But critics have definitely been silenced.

For me… the top player of the tournament… was Pirlo. Apart from the last game. He carried the Italians

by bossing the midfield and only against Spain in the final was he cut out from the game. And Italy never

looked like scoring after he was blocked off!

Suprises… Are Alba’s performance. He was class to a high degree. And Now Barca want him back at

the Camp Nou for around 3 and a half times less than Carroll is worth! What is it with Barcelona and

wanting to buy back former youth players? Just don’t get rid of them!

Another surprise was to see Torres with Golden Boot! He did his job when he came on as a sub! Spain

needed goal. Torres got goal. But tbh his goals came with advantage Spain anyway. Imagine if Croatia

were still in it past groups… Mandzukic would’ve been on Fire!

… It is done. Tournament Over.

Spain Champions. Of the World. And of Europe (x2)

Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy! CYA NEXT TIIIIIIIIME!

GROUP…D!!!!!

ENGLAND! YEAAAAH!

FRANCE! YEAAAH!

SWEDEN! YEAAAAH!

UKRAINE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

CO HOST!

Anyyyyywhoooooooooo…

So England and France got the group started with a 1-1 draw

after a poorly defended FK was put in by Lescott, only to be

countered by Nasri’s long shot. FUCK SAKE.

England play the Swedish in what has to be on of the games of

the tournament!

Highlights here :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeqDebOWTLI

Contender for goal of the Tourny from Welbeck right?!

WRONG.

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVICH! ACTIVVATE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ckNKehCoOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOALAZO GOALAZO!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!….

DAMN THAT’S SEXY…

Here are all the goals of the group stages for you to pick and

choose your personal fav’s!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSFCicmAHw&feature=rel

ated

SO WE see ENGLAND. TOP the group thanks to Sweden’s

effort against them!

SO WE WILL FACE! ITALY! AND WE WILL

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KNOCKOUTS!

SO YEAH!

We lost. Awwwwwwwwww FUCK SAKE.

0-0 full time after being dominated by the Azuri and seemingly

getting through ET! We lost on FUCKING PENALTIES AGAIN!

AGAIN! AAAHH!H!!!HH!H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!!!!!!!

-______-

Moody Asian man. (FUCK YEAH)

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-

24-england-italy.html

Highlights of that incredibly painful game! Right there

That wasn’t the first of the Quarter’s but it was the most

important! ;) My opinion anyway!

… It’s the EURO’s I’m allowed to show some Bias!

So yeah next up is the rather cool German side against the

poor old Greeks… Bailout maybe? Or even lose on purpose to

them to help out? NO!

GERMANS, ATTAAAAAACK!

POW POW!

4-2! MARIO GOMEZ with 3 Goals! Leading goal scorer ahead

of Mandzukic, who’s also on 3. But he has an ASSIST!

VITAL!

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-

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GOALS AND HIGHLIGHTS! THERE!

Next was the Rather comfortable win for Portugal against the

Group A winners. Czech Republic! It was comfortable in the

sense that… they knew they were gonna score… just when…

and who else but Mr Portugal, Cristiano Ronaldo to step up

and head in a beautiful cross!http://football-

highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-21-czech-

republic-portugal.html

LINK ABOVE! WATCH! NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

LASTLY. SPAIN V FRANCE!

France looked decent… at best… I mean I think England

could’ve beaten them if they tried attacking for more than 20

mins!

Anywho!

2-0! Shit France! Picked off quite easily by an under performing

Spanish Side! Spain looked as though they may have to work a

lot harder to retain their European trophy!

http://football-highlight.com/en/euro-cup/euro-2012/2012-06-

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BOOM HIGHLIGHTS THERE!

Politics Is A Dirty Word

Politics is a dirty word to many people who live in our modern day society of starbucks, ipads

and sunday golf with the father in law, they fill politics is just men in suits making craft handed

decisions that mean that they pay £200 extra in tax (thats at least 50 starbucks latte grande),

however it isnt, theres more to the life of politics and you can change it.

Its not simple but everyone should have the own self belief and empowerment to change the

world, to revolutionise the way we live our life, to be in control, there are many steps in doing

this, it takes time and it has a feel of fight club about it (minus the soap and insomnia). The first

real step in turning the factory of politics which dumps polluted waste into the river of society is

to question and not just accept, dont accept being lulled into your role in society, you are the

change, when given a situation where there are various options some with larger repercussions

than others, ignore them, look at the larger picture, take the options and as they are without the

repercussions and do what you think is best, this isnt saying deliberatly be an non conformist,

this is saying be yourself do what you want your on this earth once.

The Second thing to do is to take everything as it comes, if you are hit by a bad and neagative

situation then deal with it, accept it, mentally breakdown the pre conditions of ignoring the

problem or being crushed by it, tackle it, your dumped? go out and find someone else, dont cry

over what you could have, in a dead end retail job? quit, start again, start your life afresh, do

what you want to do. Remember you could waste 20 years of your life working for tescos, or you

could spend 20 years living your life.

The third thing is to work together to create the inverse society spectrum of which the top 1%

dont rule the 99%. The 99% should fight back, avoid McDonalds, Tescos, Coca Cola and Barclays

these Transnational companies control you, assfixciate you, they choke you into the life they

want you to live, where you spends thousands in a life time

for artificial monetary products that when fail, cause a global

meltdown that is completly invented by man. You pay them to

pollute the waters of bolivia to make a sugary water drink that

takes away some of your life, and you buy there homogenous

product which you think is some amazing meal, whens its salt,

fat processed meat that is killing you, but because of a

cleaver marketing team and a unbeatable law firm they get

away with it and we are forced to accept it, but not anymore.

Finally remember, as much as people are crippled by this

spoon fed society, this isnt it the way it has to be, fill the new

era of conventional politics, with revolutionary thinking,

politics and ideas dont bow down to the society thats

crippling us, make it bow down to us, without you, the

government coudnt govern, the companies would make no

money and society would crumple, so carpe diem, and take

back your society, your indpendence, your choice and your

life.

Graham Findlay

Boom another new section called lets revisit where we tell you to listen and watch an old CD/DVD that you have hiding in the back of the cupboard where you keep the rigged johnnies for special occasions.