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~ccident threat promotes road ~Josure plans y John Palmer iXponent staff wriler

A proposal LO close several campus street~ has been ~proved by the ~lontana State University Facilities and lannmg Utilization Board. The plan is in response to the lrgc numbers of pedestrians crossing busy streets. The proposal, currently under review by the City and

punty Planning Board, includes closing Eleventh Av­puc between Grant and Cleveland Streets between the urs of 8:45 a.rn. to 4:15 p.rn. It also includes closing eveland permanently between Eleventh Avenue and xth Avenue, said Bill Rose, director ofMSU Physical

rations. Other components of the plan include extending the )Sure of Seventh Avenue one block north and closing Cone block of Eighth Avenue next to Hapner Hall. New trkmg areas will be constructed when these streets are t>sed. Rose said. Most of Cleveland will be converted LO green space. e exception to this is in frontofHapner Hall where the

ea will still be used for access. Closing these streets will reduce the amount of pedes­an/vchicular confrontation around the university, Rose d. "There arc accidents occuring," Rose said. No fatali­

have occurred from the accidents, but some involved uries. .Rose cited 44 accidents occuring between 1989 and 91 on Eleventh A venue between Grant and Cleveland eets. During 1992, (as of Nov. 4) 18 accidents have ;urred in this area. Most of these accidents have been lisions between vehicles and pedestrians and between 1iclcs and bicycles, Rose said. Residential areas and residence halls house 3700 people o cross Eleventh Avenue in a concentrated one-block , Rose said. This includes married student housing, k1e and North and South Hedges. 'There are in excess of I 0,000 crossings per day from

See more on "Traffic," page 2 Gerry Bishop, a graduate student in botany education, waters a tropical cy"'c:c3d~el';~ hall reenhouse, Monda .

vlSU garbage cans yield recyclable goods •James Bourque ponent staff writer

3arbage is piling up at Montana State. The l\/ersit y throws a way over I 00 tons of cardboard ,ually while the only organized recycling effort MSU is for newsprint. MSU's current recycling program is funded out he state's maintenance operational budget, said n Ford at MSU Facilities Services. 'These are funds that would normally go to :ntenance for the university," Ford said. v1S U lacks an extensive program because of the 'I cost to create and maintain a recycling pro­:n. Any recycling project would have to be meed by the state, Ford said. v1SU has been attempting to initiate a recycling !farn that includes ledger paper, aluminum cans magazines, but the cost is too high, Ford said.

ning the program would cost 5107,972, much 11hich would go toward purchasing the contain-

ers. The annual cost Lo keep the program function­ing would be another $45,641, Ford said.

The recycling costs would be offset somewhat because MSU would not have to pay the landfill to dispose of the waste. Ford estimates that SJ 1,000 would be saved.

MSU is Laking steps towards bettering the cur­rent recycling program. Facilities Services has submitted a formal project modification request to the state for the expansion of the present recycling program. The plan will be considered during the next legislative session.

Several student groups have attempted recy­cling projects on campus, but they were not consis­tent, said Al Bertelson, SUB director.

"A number of student organizations would come to us stating they would collect and Lake aluminum cans to recycling centers to help finance their organizations, but after a while, they would stop. It would never be consistent," Bertelson said.

MSU currently has an agreement with Reach Inc. to take all the aluminium cans collected hereon campus to a recycling center. All newsprint col­lected at MSU is picked up by the Bozeman

Chronicle and delivered to the Bozeman Recycling Center.

Beside the effon by Reach Inc., some students have their own recycling programs. Rebecca Steingruber, a desk clerk at Hannon Hall, said the students on the second Ooorofher dorm rccyc le. At the beginning of the school year, each Ooor at Hannon Hall decides whether to have their own recycling program, according to Steingruber.

Computer Services began to recycle computer paper a year and a half ago, according to Blaine Kubesh, a User Services assistant in the computer labs.

"It was originally started m 1991. By working in the labs, we became aware of the large amount of paper and waste and decided to do something about it," Kubesh said.

Thecornputerlabs recyclcabout l ,OOOpoundsof paper a month.

"I have a pick-up truck I Lake it down in. They used to give us a dollar for every thousand pounds of paper, but they stopped doing that," Kubesh said.

See more on "Recycling," page 2

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Santa Barbara county prepares for another president

SUMMERLAND, Calif. (AP)- Doug Taylor bought a saxophone and dusted off a photo of Air Force One m the 12-year­old "presidential booth" at his Nugget Restaurant. Bill and Hillary Clinton arc corning to town.

''Ifthere'sachanceClinton might come in here, I want to be ready," said Taylor, 51, whose cafe serves as an unofficial meeting spot for this seaside community of 2,000 just south of Santa Barbara.

Dozens of journalists invaded Surnrnerland on Friday when word came that Hollywood friends of President-elect Clinton had acquired a beachfront estate lllat he could use as a Western retreat.

"I hope we won't have to dress up," said 35-year resident Doris McCloskey, 63, as she drove along the town's main thoroughfare lllat was jammed with news vans and reponers.

A quarter-mile away, media helicop­ters hovered over the S4 million-plus es­tate and Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies chased photographers away from bushes and the compound's imposing wooden gate.

Harry Thomason and Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, producers or TV's" Designing Women" and "Evening Shade,'' a comedy about life man Arkan­sas community, acquired the two-s1or) home for use by the Clintons.

"This is not going to be a Western White House ... The Clintons may use it from Lime to time, but it is not exclus1vclv for their use, by any means," said Steve Rotn, assistant to Ms. Bloodworth­Thornason.

Some people took the announcement in stride.

"We have tons of celebriues here 11 ·~ just another famous person to Lake care of," said Deputy Darrin Stem.

JaneRusscll, Robert Mitchum, Michael Douglas, Kevin Costner and Clinton White House transition director Warren Christo­pher Ii ve nearby. Former President Reagan's 680-acre ranch sits on a moun­tain 20 miles up the coast.

Not everyone was thrilled. Nils Hardin, 58, furiously pulled his 1967 Volkswagen bus into the driveway of llle presidential beach house to-be and voiced his opinion.

"This is an old hippie village and now we have a yuppie president corning in here," Hardin said. "Real estate people began corning in here a couple of years ago and now lllcre's BMW's and Range Rovers and now Clinton."

But most residents of Surnrnerland, about 80 miles northwest of Los Angeles, were enthusiastic.

"Hopefully it will help property val­ues," said resident Kathleen Carrigan, a real estate. saleswoman.

Butcher Joe Baumgartner.stuffing sau­sages at the Surnrnerland Market, wasn't

See more on "Clinton," page 3

SNEWS :! • Tuesda~. '\o,ember 17, 199:! • \S\1Sl hponent

"Traffic'-' --from page 1 , a.m. to 5 p.m.," Rose said. .

The Cny and County Plannmg Board 1s currently rcncwmg the ~tans, said Andy Eppel, planning director forthe board. The board has heard testimony for and agJtnsL the proposed changes by cit) residents. . .

"The City and County Planning Board is expec ted LO make a decision about mid-December," Eppcl said.

;.tSC's proposals have been factored mto Bozeman's uansponauon master plan. Rose said. This plan is normally updated eve!) ten years L_o allow for chan_gesoccurnng 111 population The last update was begun appro:1.1mately two years Ji!l•

fhe un1\ er ·n, has LI\ o plans tor Eleventh A "enue, accord mg to Rose. One plan 1s LO close ot f Elevcnth A venue except tor use during commuting hour.; and special evenL,aL the lie Id house, Rose said . This is considered only ashen-term solution, he said.

The proposal favored by MSU is to lower Elc\'enth Avenue below ground kH'l .11lo'' ing pcdt•stnans to cross over th.:- cars at ground level without ha' ing w usc an overpass, Rose said.

Soluuons rnvolvmg the use of pcdcstnan over-passes, under-passes or Jcnung to limn crossing areas were cxammed by /\tS U planners, Rose said. The st' solutions were not con idcred as v 1ablc as the prev 1ous proposals because studies have shown that underpasses and overpasses arc oltc.:n avoided.

Cny orticials have been cooperative with the university in considering the additional changes, Rose said, who concluded that the universny wanL~ to be 111

partnership with the cny 111 ihis effon.

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'' Recyclir1g''- from page 1 According Lo Toni Fisher at the Bozeman Recycling Center, the Center can

collect just about everything MSU throws away. The center's problem is the cost to transport it on Lo processing centers.

"We have been in contact with John Ford and Bill Rose for some time. They know very well what the recycling situation is 111 Bozeman and Montana," Fisher said.

Bozeman Recycling cannot afford LO pick up MSU's garbage, but now takes glass, aluminum cans, computer paper and newsprint, Fisher said. With the recycling problems now facing Bozeman and MSU, some have advocated mandatory recycling, but Fisher believes that would be a bad idea.

"Personally, I believe if you mandate people to recyc le you run into real problems. You need to create markets and mills before you mandate recycling."

The problem is there has LO be a market to Lake the garbage once it has been collected, Fisher said.

"Oregon tried that (mandating recycling) and they ended up having LO bury it in their landfill ."

Fabricated Age

.Jan'o•IUclloo~~_...

April Johnson gets thirty years of makeup applied by Karen ~Nenny, the stage manager for the Underground Theater' presentation of the play, The Mystery of the Rose Bouquet, by Manuel Pu~. The play wil be performed in the Strand Unio Theater on November 19 20 21 at 8 m .

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by Jodie Farmer ASMSU president

As most of )OU well know, the legislature holds the state's purse strings. Beginnmg m January, Hel­ena will be inundated with special interest groups. compeung lobbyisLS and frustrated lcg1slator ·. Everybody will be vying fora piece of the pie- the pie which has already been gorged by revenue shonfalls and overspending. Clearly, few of tho c mvolved in the process will go home feeling well­nounshed. On the contrary, many groups w 111 be starved to the pomL Lhat they cannot function.

shanng them '"th e'<el)one. It m1 talking Lo officials who represent and letting them know your view• means telling parents and kids relauves to do the saint'. Do >Ouk the Ag e:1.pcrimc11t ~tauons state-\ arc all Lied to \1SL·? Do )OU know the onl) group m the nauon that. ally received an increase 111 w from J 979-89 was that '' h1ch gradual<> :chool cducauon? Do know that ~lontana has the mos cap1u1 four-) car degrees in the nal Doyouknow thatmanyofthesqx work al mimmum ''age JObs'l

Human scrnces and education con- ASMSU President Jodie Farmer sume the largest amount of the state's .

\\'c have a problem in \Ion but it is not edu auon. Educau the soluuon. Take part 111 leg1~I ac11vitie •. If e' Cl) ~1ontana co student wrote one leucr and mad phone call to a representative,

budget. Do not be fooled 111Lo believing that the university system is or has been a sacred cow. We will be asked to Lake outrageous cuts. We'' ill be forced to pay highenuition and fees and we will have no guaramec that our si tuauon will ever be improved. Education is, i.n many w~ys, like a f?re L. If a forest is neglected 10 the pomt where 1L finally dies, 11 doesn' t come back over mght - and in fact, the qualities and accessib1lny of our Univer ity System won 'L come back quickly either.

I see two options. We can quit. We can sit back and Lake the lumps. After all, some of u~, myself included, will~ graduating. Even freshmen sull have a chance. While you'll be plunging twice as much, at least you'll sull have some really good faculty and _reasonable faci~i~i?S· <?f course, in time, these faculty will leave, the fac1hues ''ill deteriorate and the fact that you have a degree from ~lon­t.ana State will mean absolutely nothmg to anyone. But, hey, it's our choice.

The other option requires hard-coreeffon by students of every Montana institution. It means learning the facts and

would be over 60,000 reminders of ho\\ important\\• AS 1SU can't do it alone.

The state legislature commiuce plans Lo have a< telephone line Lo the capital dunng the sess1~n . ~ m lener writing campaign, a grass roots mob1hzauon c educational forums and many other prOJCCts LO hcl cause. one of these thmgs will be successful withou participation. Perhaps you feel that IL would be bell you to support an alternative effort. I stand behim completely, but pie~ e don't neglect the ~nivel'$ily in so. Every "group" 111 the state. from agnculture top busine s, from child protection LO. enior retirement c; "ill benefit from a strong educauon system Pleased< job as a citizen or be prepared to suffer the conseq!!•

1 have only received one lener about the athlcuc le love to see more. Again, I'd love to hear from you anything and everything that concerns ;ou. Just dJ.l SUB 281 or call 994-2933.

Thanks, Jodie

SVIEWS ASMSU Exponent • Tuesday, November 17, 1992 • 3

''If the kids spent the weekend with friends and I could go some­where by myself or with friends ... maybe skiing."

"A lotoftimesl'llgotoMissoula and see some of my friends there. It's close and it's a different cul­ture there."

Wendy Swanson, graduate stu­dent, statistics

Scou Regan, senior, history

Thursday night comedy and electric ukeleles by Bart Flossem Contributing writer

Within only three weeks, Thursday ight comedy, sponsored by the MSU .furketing Association, theNutsCom­dy Network and 95.1 KMMS, has

ome a smashing success. The MSU Marketing Association been bringing in nationally known ics, some of whom have been seen

MTV's"Half-HourComedyHour" A&E's "Improv" to the Molly

rown. The Marketing Association's · e Wilmer and Corey Hill have said

iateveryThursday until the new year, ~-act comedians will be at the Molly

Brown. Headlining last week's show was

Michael Jenkins with Todd Link. Poking fun at everything from a Jack Daniel's-induced,machete-wielding Persian Gulf warrior to electric uku­lele prison "sweetheart" blues, Jenkins and Link definitely kept the capacity crowd in stiches for nearly two and a half hours.

So next Thursday, treat yourself tosomeclass-actcomedyattheMolly Brown at 7 p.m. when Nick Theisen and John Ferluga headline the show. Admission is $4 at the door with $1 drink specials all night lf you have any questions, contact Jeff at 994-4799.

"Anywhere away from Bozeman ... hiking, camping ... or sl­edding if it's snowing outside."

Tara Devenny, sophomore, En­glish

"Usually I go skiing or hiking." Corey Johnson, sophomore, ar­

chitecture

"Clinton"-----from page 1

so sure: ''Some people think it will bring a lot of money here, but I don't think so."

But at the restaurant, Taylor was ecstatic. As soon as the word hit Lown, he ran out and paid $195 for a sax like the one Clinton plays. It was proudly displayed in a blue velvet case on the Nugget's bar .

''I think it's great for us. I can't see how it will hun the town,'' said Taylor, who originally set up the special presidential booth in a comer in hopes Reagan would someday drop in from his ranch.

The Nugget is a buuon-fly jeans, beer-drinking sort of place, with the heads of a ram, moose, deer, two bears and a cougar mounted on the walls.

Presidential photographs, glossies of Air Force One and Marine One crowd the presidential comer.

IL suddenly occurred to Taylor that his kitchen fare may not auract the new president ' 'We might have to change our menu,'' he said. "We don't have ribs on it now."

''I go to a cabin with no TV, no phone and no radio in the Para­dise Valley."

Rick Winking, graduate student, counseling

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PINION~~~~~~~~~ .i • Tuesday. November 17, 1992 • A 1 L E'\ponent

A Clinton presidency

by Noah McNally

Exponent staff writer

Well , the election is over, and, if l may say, the old guard has been dismissed unceremoniously, as they truly deserved LO be. The Reagan­Bush Axis represented the darker side of human nature. Who could watch his ads, ag ree with them ornot, and say he was following a positive campaign which c reated harmony between hating factions of America? Get real!

ow Clinton and Gore arc standing at a turning point in his tory. The United States is unquestionably spiralling LOward economic doom, and, while we might experience a cyclical upturn , that will nm eradicate our greater problems. Here I will attempt to predict the three main scenarios that could occur under a Clinton pres idency.

1) Clinton succeeds in revitalizing the economy and helpi11g the e11viro11me11t: This would, of course, be the most desirable option for all America, be you conservative, liberal, or somewhere in between. This would almost certainly guarantee Ointon/Gore a second term at the same time as the Ross Perot phenomena fades into hi story. Thi s presupposes that, in this joyous scenario. Congress can al so curb it 's excesses and abuses that so angered all of us. In the most positive aspects o f thi s it would mean that we would reinllatcourstatus around the world, and possibly allow us, the standard-bearers of market economy and individual freedom to advance our new agenda under Oimon/Gore or pccies survival. How far that agenda would go toward solving the

planetary problems would depend on power-mad leaders throughout the world? Would they respond to education initiatives as they have in the past, with violence, suppression and blood or would they bow to the winds of his tory? Regardless of how our species was doing as a whole, under thi s kind of Clinton presidency ournation would pro per. But look for hate ful conservatives who care only about a waning of their power, such as Newt Gingrich and Pat Robenson, to argue for the sake of argument..and their own power.

2) Clinton's programs are a dismal failure ; che economy gees worse: This option is the most frightening for America and the world. This

means that, in 1996, a wave of ultra-conservatism will drown out any attempts at moderation. The shrill voices, led by Gingrich , Robenson, and the like will spread blame everywhere, develop more hatred between citizens of this great nation, and may, in their zealousness, reveal their true objectives which I believe to be a general cunailing of individual rights in favor of"order" and social unity . This proposal has been made time and time again in republics by people such as Hitler and Augustus. In both cases the economies of the nations in question increased briefly, but both nations became a tragi-comedy of hatred and suppre sion (e.g. World War U, the Holocaust, or such emperors as Nero and Caligula). Hopefully, when this happens, moderate conservatives will not lend their support to the bandwagon of hate. In addition, the presence of Ross Pe rot will be far more imponant in that he will offer a choice for dissatisfied Americans. We can only hope that he isn't shielding a megalomaniac desire himself.

3) Clinton has a mixed record; the economy gets a little beuer, but foreign affairs are still messy: In this case, all bets are off. It would probably mean defeat for Clinton , as he profusely promised change and better times, but it would also mean that perhaps a moderate Democrat or Republican had a chance at the prize. rather than a hard-right spiritual descendant of witch burners and azis. Look for Republican h:.irdballers LO call up the image of Jimmy Carteragam (was he really such a bad guy? If it wasn "t for him t11e Arctic National \Vildlife Refuge would be an oil refinery). In addiuon, this kind of performance ma) yield a thin! party or a Perot victory.

For myself! dread the prospect of a hard-rightist in power. The scl.'.rct. but dramatic curtailings of individual rights under Republicans over the last 12 years 1s frightening. Did you knO\\ that the Supreme Court. m 1986, upheld a decision to effcclivcl) end the need for probable cause in personal body searches? Did you know that we have lmlc LO no remaining protection on paper against seizure of property ir we arc innocent? Did you know that nearly every omnibus crime bill weakens and drills loopholes in the 4th Amendment, which protects us from 11lcgal searches? No. it's not being terribly abused yet. and so the lost protections arc scarcely missed. but ominous rumbles sound m the news every month of raids perpetrated merely to seize a scL~ regardless of guilt. That is but one cxan1plc of many quiet :macks on freedom and liberty in this country It can't happen here? Bullsh-t! IL can and it will if we let it.

T homas Jefferson said it best. "The price of freedom is e ternal vigilance." That has never been more true than it will be in 1996.

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A more viable Swedish mode·

by Dr. Richard L. Lester

President U.S. Chamber of Commerce

Washington - For more years than I care to remember, Sweden has been sited by thechampionsofbig government as an example of what enlightened socialism can acc?m­plish- without the rapacious cruelty that charactenze commumsm in terms of providing everyone equal acce s to a veritable cornucopia of government funded benefits. Time and again we were told it was the destiny of Western Democracies to follow m the foot-steps of the "Swedish model" to achieve :.i more JUSt and equitable societ) .

Talk about family values. In Sweden. a women \\hO gives birth gets a year off work at 90 percent pay. Of course. the government\\ ii 1 foot almost all of her medic<~ bills. and thereafter remit to her S 150 per month tor each child she has until they reach maturity. It has become routine foradYo­cates of parental leave and national health care m this counm· to cite Sweden's e:\periencc as proof pos1uvc that generous social programs. funded by confiscatOI") ta~es. don't necessarily sabotage the Cl.'.onom1c vigor of a nauon.

But the champions of Swedish socialism would do well to take a long look :.it what Sweden's prolonged welfare state adYenture has led to. The economic uuauon rn Sweden can only be described as chaouc. As deficits and employment soar, the nauon is mired m its worst recession in 50 years, facing its third consecuuve year of ncgaU\'C growth. In mid-September. Sweden's R1·kbank hiked interests rates to 500 percent m desperate attempt to protect the krona from further devaluation. lt was dcscnbed as :.i temporary measure. and no ~oubt it was, but there 1s nothing like a 500 percent pnme rnterest r.lle to focus a

nation 's attention on its economic suuauon, and promr' sober reassessment of the joys of socialism.

To be fair, the Swedes recognized their peril some u ago, and began choking back on their expensive bure. cracy. More specifically, they recognized the need to f up their private sector and restore mcenuvcs for work ; investment. In 1991, they chopped ta~ rates from percent to between 30 and 50 percent, to encourage m productive investment and revive the. nation's sagg work ethic. They also undertook vanous dere~ulat initiatives to encourage more entrepreneun:.il acuvny m private sector. .

Like us, however, the Swedes found 1teas1crtocut ta and reduce regulation than to cut back on generous :o

" ... There is nothing like a 500 percent prime interest rate to focu a nation' attention on it<\ econom situation ... "

sci'\ ice progrnms Th1.. result \\:is .1 so:.inng dcllcll financ1:.il mstabilitv "iO\\ the S\\Cd1sh people arc bra themselves for what can only t>c de,· nbcd a.s a overdue economic realit) check, facmg the prospec getting by 1\ 1th rcwer government subsidies. .

This 1s one Swedish c:-.penmcnt \\Orth \\atchmg far, our poliucal class has shied a\\a) ~orrn any c1 cutback in government spending. cspec1ally the rui cnutlement programs\\ hich arc, in. citcct,m:i...~.·1ye s1 dies to the middle class. It\\ ill be 1ntcrc:ung to sec 1

Swedish government actu:.ill} rnvokes such cuts. and people of Sweden accept them in a calm r,u1on:.il rt,i,am they do. we will at last have a real "Swcd1 h modd we of admirauon and imitauon.

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Calling all HOBY alumni

Dear Edi1or, Have you ever heard of the Hugh

O'Brian Youth Foundation? This or­ganization was founded in 1958 by the ac10r Hugh O'Brian, best known for his role as TV's Wyan Earp, 10 recognize and develop leadership po­tential in the world's youth. Assopho­mores, one student from each high school in Montana is selected to at­tend the state seminar. Every state in the US, as well as many other coun­tries, conduct similar seminars. State seminar attenders, or ambassadors, learn 10 develop their own leadership potential by listening to business, gov­ernment, and civic leaders, and by participating in group discussion and interaction. The seminar involves morethanjustdiscussion. Most people who attend develop lasting friend· ships and relationships.

That's why I'm writing this leuer. The Montana Hugh O'Brian Youth Foundation Alumni Association (HOBY AA) is centered in Missoula, but several of the state officers and active members reside here in Boze­man. We would like to contact these people and others who may have at­tended a HOB Y seminar in the past in order to find out just how many of us there are here at MSU. I am a past HOBY ambassador from Glasgow. 1 auended the Montana Seminar in the Spring of 1990, and have been active in the alumni ever since.

I would like to reach as many alumni as possible from any year, state and country. All I can do is hope that other past ambassadors see this letter and contact me, or someone they know is a fellow HOBY. Please, if you have ever auended a HOBY state seminar of a Community Leadership Work­shop (CLEW) anywhere in the world, call me!!! After Thanksgiving break , we will meet, and perhaps rekindle some old friendships. HOBY is an "OUTSTANDING " organization ,

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well worth continued involvement. Jeanine E Yutani 994-3224

How about a drinking lounge?

Dear Editor, Last week I wrote a letter offering

my opinion on the proposed smoking lounge in the SUB. I had planned to leave ital that. However, the response printed in last Friday's paper was so unimaginative and tiresome that I had LO Lum Lhe edition over and make sure I was reading the Exponent and not the junior-high-weekly.

Did the author even bother 10 read my letter before composing his list of worn out cliches? The old "It's my body - I'll abuse it as I please" argu­ment went out with the Village People. Let's carry your distorted logic a little farther... How about an after hours lounge for those who like a liule nip of gin after a hard test. After all, it's legal and those who drink paid the same user fee as those who smoke. Why not have a room wilh beds for those who enjoy a nap after a big meal at the SUB? Come on now, the paid their fees just like the smoker and drinker.

The fact that people like you seem to always slip around is that your habit is actively offensive and destructive to others. The key word here is active. Instead of suggesting that funds be made available to create a smoker's haven, how about donating the money you'vealready collected to the Ameri­can Lung Association.

Patricia Smilh ~

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I Play filled with mysteries, roses and wit by Lynelle Yutani

Exponent staff writer

l '\ c never had a wonderful rela-1ionsh1p with my mother, a-; we never seemed able w meet cye-10-eye on an) sub1ec1 We both grasped on 10 whal we believed was right, with the desperateness of a drowning man who clutl hes al a life prcsen:er. Thursday night l Juendcd the opening perfor­mance of "The Mystery of 1he Rose Bouqcl." by Manuel Puig. I never though! of myself as someone who would be moved by a play. moved in such a way that it persuaded me to call my mo1hcr ... and 10II)'1oreconcileour differences, before it may be too late.

Puig has an uncommonly powerful grasp of the relauonships thai women have. He understands the way that women interact with each other. lt is a refreshing change 10 encounter an author tha1 has such obvious respect for the woman character in his writ­ing. I think that this is one of the best scripts for women tha1 I have had the pleasure to see performed in the theater in a while.

I have rarely had the opportunity to attend a better performed show. The acting far surpasses what one may ex­pect from an Underground Production, even given its previous successes. In particular, I was astounded by the stel­

- lar performance given by April John-son. Her total devotion lO the character and the part, drenched the play in a realism that I though! only possible on the silver screen. However, her perfor­mance never left the realm of the live theatre. Johnson's character, a bitter and depressed old women with a trag­edy-filled past and a desolate future, confined 10 a bed in a private mental clinic, who is convinced that God can't get anything ngh1, 1s surprisingly lik-

able and has a singularly unique wit. Johnson masterfully displays the hu­manity of her character to the audi­ence without reserve.

Lisa Mauch plays a character that is a strong departure from anything I have seen her in recently. I liked her characterization, o/1d her versatility within the confines of the script was especially welcome. The "air of mys­tery" about her is reflected well in her performance. Mauch's character is a middle aged woman, who is desper­ately trying to fight back biuer un­pleasant memories of her past rela­tionships with a married man and her parents. I enjoyed watching the inter­action between the two actresses, their dedication to the script and 10 1he1T

characters is why the play flowed with the smoothness and unpredictability of real life.

The direction by Eric Mcconaghy bound the play into a light concerted effort. Good direction, to me, is when you can't point out any specific char­acteristic of the director in the perfor­mance, yet, the common fabric that holds the play together has been wo­ven by someone. Thal is the director's job, and in "The Mystery of 1he Rose Bouquet," that is how the direction shone.

Musical accompaniment by Jeff Kommers beautifully combined scene shifts with audience tempering. Al times his soprano sax was higher 10 volume than the space demanded,

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however, the overall effect was very pleasing. The hauntingly beautiful music of Sigfrid Karg-Elert (1929) complemented and accentuated each scene.

"The Mystery of the Rose Bouqet" is a marvelous choice for the Under­ground space. There are few plays that are so well suited for"black-box" theatre. The hospital room, designed by Eric Mcconaghy, has the sterility and persona of an exclusive private clinic. McConaghy'schoiccs for color and texture in the scene design arc a refreshing diversion from the norm.

The lighting design, by John Bertram, captured the aspects of 1hc play and 10tcns·1tied them. In parucu­lar, l was fascinated by the use or

strong reds and blues 111 the dream sequences. My own dreams should be so well lighted. The final lighting effects is truly art1suc.

The metamorphosis that the char­acters undergo is reflcc1ed 111 the cos­tumes. Fabric and color choices complement and def10e the character's individuality and diver­sity. Costumes were designed b) John Cantrell and Shawn Tucker.

I was very impressed with the co­operative way thauhc propenies cre\\ dispatched and placed props. Un­usual as it is 10 mention those black shadows that pull the stnngs back stage, I had to give credit where credit 1s due.

The opening night audience reac­tion was sober and thoughtful, some people were uncomfortable. Whether they were uncomfortable because the subject matter was to close to home for them, or the black metal chairs were 100 hard .. .! can't tell you. I can tell you that if you liked "Kiss of 1he Spider Woman," "Postcards from the Edge," or "Miss Reardon Drinks a Little" you should enjoy "The M ys­tery of the Rose Bouqet." The theme touches on different kinds of depen­dency, internal conflict, relationships and friendships. I recommend that children the age of thirteen may not have the maturity to en JOY or under­stand "The Mystery of the Rose Bouqet." The language is modem usage, I don't think that ii should be offensive to mos! people.

"The Mystery of the Rose Bouqet" wou Id be a thought provoking al tema­tive to an after dinner movie, quite a bit less expensive than a movie, 100. (Tickets arc only three dollars al the door.) I thoroughly enjoyed "The Mystery of the Rose Bon4ue1." I believe that a mature audience will find ii enlightening and tllum111aung. Excuse me .. .!' vc got to cal Im y mother back, she wants 10 take me 10 lunch on Thursday.

Peanut butter pals at Montana State by Bethany Mangis

Exponent staff writer

Hawthorne School and several MS U rgamzations have partnered 10 create eanut Butter Pals, a program which aHs kids in k111dcrgartcn through fifth radc wi1h a college age "special nend." Over 150 MSU students in­olved with Alpha Omega Pi, Lambda 'hi , Alpha Gamma Delta, North

fledges, Arnold Air Society (AFR OTC), and Psycholgy Ed are Pea­lut Butter Pals.

They make a commitment to visit 1r student at least once a week dur-

g the noon hour. This lime is set aside "draw out" children through activ1-s like eating lunch, playing games,

and touring the The Lhrec-year-school together. old program has Thechildrcn also had dramauc re-have a chance to sult.s, parucularly shine by sharing in the areas of theirartwork,in- building soc ial Lroducing their skills and discov-teachcrs , and enng trust. Par-giving tours of cnts may request a thcirschool. The Peanut Butter Pal key to the pro- for their child for gram is for Pea- personal reasons nutButterPals to such as to help just listen to the them deal wnh a children. stress in their lives

"Nol all chi!- or overcome shy-dren get the one- -- ncss, or just to 10-onc Lime they Second grader Jamie Drain works with MSU Senior Nichole Larson on have a good role need" says a classroom computer during their time together. model and friend. Haw1homePrincipal,Marilyn Delger. single parent. Once a week they re- Scverar'Pals"havedcvclopcd long-''Manycomefrom familieswhereboth ccive complete auention for an hour termrclationshipssuchasMSUsopho­parents work or live with a working by their Peanut Buller Pal." more Krista Holtz and 41h grader,

Deonna Schm 1dt, who have v1si1cd for two years. "l JUSl love her," Holtz shared. "We'vecvcn met on the week­end to shop al the mall with her mother's pcrm1ss1on "

Not all chi ldren get th~ one- to-one time they need- Many come f'ron1 famil ies w h ere both par en t s " 'o r k or liv«i> ' v ith a w orking single parent.

- M a rily n D e lger

Hawthorne is still in need of more Peanut Butler Pals. If your organiza­tion 1s interested 111 volunteering, con­tact Hawthorne School for more infor­mation.

8 • Tuesday, No,•ember 17, 1992 • A M Exponent

Thought for food

Heroes and Wedding cakes

by Peg Lamphier Exponent food columnist

My Grams is about 10 tum eighty years old. The family is going lo have a great big surprise party for her lhe weekend of her birthday, complete wilh newspaper announcements, lots of rclauvcs, and, of course, tons of food. If we really wanted 10 honor Grams we'd feature Saucrbratcn (a German "sour roast" that is really an acquired taste), boiled pmatocs, and $3uucrkrau1. Grams' sister, aunt Ben, used lo make lhe most heavenly home­made haul, but alas, Ben has gone 10 that big kitchen in lhc sky.

The center piece of lhc part} will be a big, heavily decorated cake. It

wi ll have all lhe flourishes of a wed­ding cake and be nearly as big. I can say that wilh some certainty because my mother makes all lhc cakes for big fam ily events and it 'satalentshe leamed from her mother. These two women arc iruly talented. Grams hasn '1 done a cake in a long lime, but when she did !hey were a testament 10 Vic ton an gran­deur. None of lhal tasteful elegance accomplished by simplicity for my Grams. More was bencr! Family wed­dings are justly famous for their fabu­lous cakes, and we have all made a hobby of scoffing al other's cakes.

Grams made her living wilh food. She taught me how 10 peclcggs when I was 100 small 10 reach a sink, al the Lewistown airport cafe. I ct up my first banquet '' ilh Grams al the Fergus cafc before I was ten. I planned my rlfsl parucs with Grams in my pre-pubes­cent years-grand "Chnstmas in July" festivals for Grampa's Birthday. She waited tables, mostly lhe graveyard shift, until she couldn"t anymore, one

of I.hose ladies who calls you "hon" in cafes. This was one strong wom:m ... still is or we wouldn '1 be hav­ing an eightieth birthday for her.

I pride myself in being a little like Grams. We have lhc same skeptical and harsh sense of humor. One Easter morning Grams came home early in the morning, after another graveyard shift al lhecafc, 10 be greeted by a wide eyed grandchild. My cousin Becky excitedly queried her sensitive grand­mother. "Did you see !he Easter Bunny out there?" "I sure did, " my beloved Grams replied. I think I ran over him as I came around the comer." atu­rally Becky didn't think this was as funny as Grams (and I) did and got a little hysterical. !l's not I.hat Grams is a mean old lady, she was tired and spoke without lhinking-anolhcr fam­ily trail.

When you're a child your life re­volves around cookies and candy. Al Grams' house there was alv.ays a full candy dish and cookie Jar, truly one of lhe seven wonders of civilizauon 10 her grandchildren. She had a never ending supply of Oreos. ice cream, and round cookies Grams cookies

The weekend reader . .

The Gospel according to Gore Vidal by Josef S. Verbanac

Exponent staff writer

LNE FROM GOLGATHA Gore Vidal ; Random House;

1992; 225pp.

A bit premature, right? Proper ideology, wrong aspect of its incep­tion, eh? And we haven' t really even begun to be sick of pre-christrnas noisiness and already I'm dredging up the next big Judea-Christian holi­day. Perhaps some sagacious and pithy axiom about not forgeuingwhat

th ts ume of year is all about would be in order. ..

I'll forgo !he corniness, thank you very much. Rather, I would be more prone to laud the literary efforts of a writer who knows precisely what it is all about and deftly dredges it through the sarcasmic mire.

I realize that lhe "sacred cow" signposts are frantically waving about-I'll try to not get bauered about the head and shoulders ... Now then, let me make this painfully obvi­ous al the outset: Gore Vidal's novel pokes a big 'ol passle of fun at lhe events leading up to, and the after­math of, the resurrection of Jesus. And, it is not without its barbs and

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I am not lhe sort of person \\hO collects heroes. I don't aspire 10 be like people I've never met. I aspire 10 live up to the women in my family, women like my grandmother. When Grams wa a young mother, m the proccssofmakingdonuL,m lhe family ice cream store/cafc, she spilled a vat of boiling grease down her legs. W11h lhepnmitivebum lherap} of the 1950's she SUI\ 1vc<l that. She SUf\ 1vc<l th..: I ingering eanccrof her husband. a JOke telling Irishman. As I \\Ork my \\a) into adulthood, I knO\\ that 1r Gram~ made it through, I can do any1hmg .... e.\cep1 those \\Cdding cak~. We should all tic so lucky

There 1. hule. if any. prc1c:>.1 fo1 this being an auempl at h1stonc1zmr lhis more or less nebulous event. I serves as a metaphor. (A what?) Anc an ironic one at lhal. This 1s no merelv Mr. Vidal's auack on some thing as sacrosanct a the Judeo-Chns lian ethos. Rather, 11 serves as , vehicle to display the ideology-a her ing abiliues of 100 pervasive capnal ism. Keep that m mind as you strol past all the tree gliuer, flashing light! bad-breathed Santa impersonaton s tuffed reindeer. and beer cans spon ing the latest m slick and nosialgi seasonal labels. Remember the pai able of lhe marketplace ... And don forget Hanukkah.

s IUI<IS ASMSU Exponent • T uesday, November 17, 1992 • 9

Cleary, Bartels pace harriers at Big Sky Championships by David Bayliss Exponent sports writer

"Indiana. here I come!" That's what Montana State's top harriers, Jennifer Cleary and Eric Bani es, are saying after their superb perfor­mances this past weekend at the Big Sky Conference/District VII Cham­pionships.

Cleary won the Big Sky Confer­ence title and finished third overall to earn the right to compete next Monday in the NCAA Division I Championships. Not to be left be­hind, Banels garnered the number two position in the men's poruon of the Big Sky meet and fourth in the District to earn his way to Bloomington.

accomplishments, in the races to come. Banels also joins an elite group by

becoming MSU's third male to qualify for the NCAA Championships since it's been held in its current format. Most notably he follows in the foot­steps of recent graduate and five time All-American Shannon Buller.

Cleary and Bartel's ~tcllar perfor­mances lead both the MSU men 's and women's cross country teams to sec­ond place in the Big Sky Conference, behind Northern Arizona, and sixth in the district A top two finish in the District would have been needed for either team to qualify for the NCAA finals.

"Our kids have a lot to be proud about," women's Head Coach Dale Kennedy said. "Having both teams finish second equals the best showing ever by MSU at the Big Sky meet.

"I think we (the women's team) ran just about as well as we could. Every­one of our ladies ran within three sec­onds of her goal except for sophomore Geni Steffens and freshman D3!cec Gilben - thev ran twelve and e1chtccn seconds under! We also got a little help from Weber State when the girl whose been their top runner all season

With her victory. Cleary becomes only the second woman in MSU his­tory to win the Conference title. The only other person ever to do so was Annelle Hand· Peters - "ho won the title twicc and went to become a three time All-Amcncan and U.S. Olympic Trials Finalist this pa.~tsum­mcr. Cleary, a junior, will have a chance to duplicate Hand's back-to­back victories, as well as her other more on "Harriers," page 13 Jennifer Cleary Eric Bartels

Monday Night Football on Tuesday Morning

Bills beat mistake prone Miami, 26-20 MlAMI (AP) - The last time

Miami played Buffalo, mistakes beat the Bills. This time, mistakes beat the Dolphins.

The Bills took advantage of a pair of Miami turnovers and three key defensive penalties Lo beat the Dol­phins 26-20 in an AFC East show­down on Monday night. Buffalo, which had five turnovers in a 37-10 loss to Miami last month, this time .had none.

Buffalo improved their record to 2, and the Dolphins fell to 7-3. ecause of the NFL' s tiebreaker sys­

to settle playoff slots, the victory

in effect gave the Bills a two-game lead in the AFC East because they have two fewer losses than Miami within the division.

Defensive penalties against the Dolphins helped set up two Buffalo scores, and a pass interference call against rookie Troy Vincent with three minutes left negated a third-down incompletion at the Bills 18.

The Bills, who trailed 14-3 in the second quarter, Look their first lead at 20-17 with a 46-yard touchdown drive following a short Reggie Roby punt. A dead-ball personal foul against Miami's Marco Coleman erased a sec-

ond-and-13 situation and gave Buf­falo a first down at the 12.

Then came the Dolphins' turn­overs.

Cornelius Benneu recovered a Mark Higgs fumble, Henry Jones picked off a pass that slipped through Keith Jackson's hands, and Buffalo converted both Miami mistakes with short Steve Christie field goals.

Christie also kicked two field goals in the first half, including a team-record 54-yarder.

Jones' interception was his sev-

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ady 'Cats hit skids against Broncos

nent sports editor

s screechmg halts go, the Mon­State volleyball team laid down a mark a mile long Saturday night

· st visiting Boise State. e Lady 'Cats had been on a four

e win streak, but that all came Lo a with a 6-15, 5-15, 15-6, 5-15 loss eLady Broncos in Shroyer Gym. eshman Kelly Modrow had 15

, while Senior Kim Steffel added kills. Freshman Jenny Ohnsorg 13 digs. And that was about it as

Lady 'Cats just never got on track. MSU Head Coach Carl Weissman

had no explanation for his team's turn­around.

"It's a disappointment when we've had a lot of players playing hard for a long time and then to come out in the first two games and not play hard at all. Balls were dropping, people weren't talking and there's really no reason for that," Weissman said.

All that after MSU had just rallied LO beat visiting Idaho State 12-15, 15-11, I l -15, 15-10, 16-14onFridaynightfor the ir founh-straight victory.

Steffel turned in an exceptional per­formance with 17 kills on a .366 hitting percentage, four aces, 14 digs, 24 as­sists and three solo blocks against the Lady Vandals. Modrow had a team­high 23 kills, while Ohnsorg, setting for the first time in her career, dished

out 29 assists. The weekend's action dropped the

Lady 'Cats record to 12-16 overall and 8-4 in conference action .

The Lady 'Cats will end their I 992 season on Wednesday when they host the University of Montana at 7:30 p.m. in MSU's Shroyer Gym.

For the Lady 'Cats, the match will be a chance LO prove themselves against the Big Sky's first place team.

"This is totally a gut check. This 1s the Alamo, " Weissman said "We're drawing a line right now. Those who are fighting had better stop across the linerightnow. lfwehavetogothrough the winter and know that we gave up against Montana and played bad, well that's going to gnaw on us till next fall."

Nationally-ranked ISU vandalizes Bobcats

IMSU Post Game I ~~u 2~I by Brent Larson Exponent sports writer

(Moscow, Idaho) -Consistency was the difference as the Montana State football team was unable LO pull off a second straight upset in the Big Sky.

The Idaho Vandals used a pound­ing rushing attack combined with a number of passes to earn a 28-7 vic­tory that indicated a promising future for the MSU football program.

In the first quarter, the Bobcats looked as if they might give Idaho a beuer game than expected. The Van­dals scored on their firs t possession after picking off a Chad Mayer pass early in the first quarter. But the 'Cats came right back seven plays later when senior wide receiver Rob Tesch re­ceived a Mayer pass and out ran the Vandal secondary to score MSU's first touchdown. The play made Tesch the all-time Bobcat career receiving leader, but unfortunately it was the last Lime the 'Cats would cross the gaol line for the rest of the day.

The Vandals were able to score once more in the first quarter and once each in two of the final three quaners while consistently moving the ball against the Bobcats. MSU's offense was only able LO move within a48 yard field goal attempt that fe ll short and

'Cats were unable to gain decent field position for the res! of the game.

Tesch, who has maintained all year he would rather be part of a winning season then enjoy the honors of an all­time receiving leader, finished the day with 87 yards for a current total of I ,488 career yards.

But with any luck, Tesch and the rest of the seniors will be able to say that they were an instrumental part of a new beginnmg in Bobcat football history. The 1992 seas·in may be the start of beuer years to come for the Bobcats and an optimist might see glimmers of a bright future in the loss toISU.

"Idaho 1s an excellent football team, and our kids hung m there the whole game," MS U head coach Ch ff Hysell said. "I think these kids have done an excel lcntJObcst.ablishinga measure of competitiveness."

The Bobcat defense was the first unit w ho ld the Vandals to less than 400yards in a single game this season.

Although three of his passes were intercepted, Mayer had an excellent passing performance, connecting on 2220-of- 33 auempts for 206 yards. Scou Eaton turned in a season-high receiving game, pulling down six of Mayer's passes for 45 yards.

"To play as well as we did (against !SU) is a big accomplishment," Hysell

more on "Bobcats," page 10

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Senior spikers paint bright picture by Darin Burt Exponent spons editor

A trio of seniors will wrap up their careers with the Montana State volley­ball team Wednesday mghl when the Lad) ·cats host their arch nvals from the Univcrsil) of Montana in the final game of Lhc 1992 season

For Lhc Lad} 'Cats, the game\\ ill be a c hancc 10 ma.kc a statement annul the direLl1on ol their program. For Kun Stelk!. Teresa Kritz berger and Lorrae Russell, 11 ''ill be the last orush strok.c on the picture ol a successful I mure that the) have helped 10 paml.

"The' 'vc all made contnbuuons. JUSL md(fferenL ''ays,"sa1d \ISL Head Coach Carl Weissman. "They've all lived through some of Lhc l.:an years and they're getting some mce bencf1L~ this year from our domg bcller, but they put 111 a 101 of ume and work in a program that the) 're JUSl now reaping the benclils from ..

Steffel and Krivbcrger have been with l\1SU since 1989, while Russell 1omed the team as a walk on last )Car alter transfernng from · orth\\ est Com­mun II} College b) way of Idaho State Ln1verSll).

Stcffel's story has become a Lady 'Cat legend. She has played every pos111on during her career and has writ­ten her own chapter in the Lady 'Cat history book.s b) SLlling ~ISU's all­umc career records in digs and block. ass1sL~. 111 addlllon 10 becoming the sixth player in !SU hlSlory Lo reach the elite 1,000 kill club.

"When people look back. on the career Kim had. I don't think there is any qucsuon that she is the best all­around ,-ollcyball player that has ever played al MSU and that may play here for quite some time," Weissman said of the St. Paul Minnesota native.

Kn vbergcr, regard among the Lady 'Cal rank.s as the coun1cster, has con­unued LO be a strong force for MSU The ~loorhead. Minnesota native started every match last season and was second on the team m digs. kills and service aces. She has twice been named 10 the Big Sky Conference All­Academ1c team.

"When Teresa came 10 f\ISL she was just a left side hiller. but this year she's been middle, left and right side and she has made contributions for us 3l all three positions," Wei:sman said.

For Ru,scll. her first and final sea­son m the Big Sky has lxen a testa­ment to personal strength. Alter a successful prep career in R1venon. W)oming. Russell hclpcdguideNonh­'\est Commuml) College LO a 50-8 record and a third place finish at the nallonal .111morcollegc championships. Her dforLs earned her 1unior college All-American honors. From there it ''as an "unhappy" stop at Idaho S talL v. here she played in just fi vc matches before coming 10 '.VlSLi. Despite fight­ing medical problems this sea,on, Russell has been a solid contributor on the bench.

"Lorrac came in la't season and earned herself a scholarship after just a fe,, months of spring practice " Weissman said. "I'm really happy that she's JUSL gelling the chance LO pl:l) no\\,"

All three seniors will have fond memories of the fnends they have made and the places they have v1s11cd with the Lady 'Cats, but there is still one souvenir they would like lo take with them from MSU - a victory over the Lady Grizzlies.

"We would like 10 leave this pro­gram on a winning note by beating the Grizzlies," Steffel said. "Considering that they'reourbiggestrival and we've never beaten them, it would be one of the biggest things yet."

Brain LOOHg takes out Rocky Limpy ii the ASMSU Intramural Arm Wreslfingfl\als.

Ludwigs 'vin arm 'vrestling titles Br:un and Kris Ludwig, a brOther

:lild sister duo, wer~ the cbamp10ns of the AS\!ISU Intramural Arm Wrcsllmg Tournament last wt.>cl:.

Bnan wc-nt though the tournament relatively unchallenged, defeated Rocky Limpy for the men's utlc, while Kri.sdownc-d \.!ichellc Collins, last ycttr"s defending champion. t.o win the the women'' crown.

In the rnt.'n's 150 and under di\'i· s10n, Jeff Lant! defeated Keith Haupt

in the final. Limp\ v.aslhe v.·mnerof the l.S 1-17 5 .,. d~ht cl as:. beaung Noel Alexander \like Willi-: v.a. the champ in the 176-200 cla: · Je­fcatmg Bill HcndersM. In the 201-235 <.i'U's, Bri<ln Ludwi~ t(X1k out Doug Hoppe;. ~

Fraternity a..t1on placed the Pike~ fir;l 111 a landslide. The race: fot second plan· v.cn 10 Lambd.1 Chi'• wh1k the Sig Chi's \\ere third. SAI edged out S igmaNu for lourlh pl;J\.'C

''Bobcats''--- from page' said. "Idaho 1s the best football team in this conference and if you look al how close we are, we've got a chance lo gel this turned around."

The loss drops MSU to 4-6 overall and 2-5 in the Big Sky, while the nationally-ranked Vandals improve lo 8-1 overall and 5-1 in league play. If

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~:.=~~~.~~:~~~n:: ~~:.?m~:.~ s~~"~ ~~=:red~: 1~:,t~~'" l ~!aim 10 a share of the Big Sky ou1righ1andan automauc playoffbenh. ing on a 40-yard touchdown strike ootball championship, although Idaho could make the playoffs even fromRickRobbinstoRyanMoynier. ~aho still could end the Eagles' with a loss, but winning would shut the Northern Arizona coach Steve WCAA DivisionI-AAplayoffhopes. Eagles out of postseason play and im- Axman had no apologies for how the

No. 20 Eastern Washington (6-1 prove the Vandals' chances of hosting Lumberjacks beat Minnesota­ig Sky, 7-3 overall) won 14-13 a first-round game. Duluth,butsaidhcwouldhavclikcd erBoiseState(3-3,5-5)atCheney Coach John Smith said beating a lo see his team end the season in a Saturday. tough Montana State defensive sec- more dominating fashion. No.6Idaho(5-l ,8-2)manhandled ondary and getting an inspired effort ''I'll say we won and we have 10

ontanaStale28-7atMoscow, with from his own defense put Idaho back take it," Axman said. "It was a Oat erriden May racking up 145 yards on the right irack after its first Big Sky win. We wanted to go out sharp and d two touchdowns rushing. loss a week earlier at Montana in crisp and totally control thesc people But the Eagles' regular season is Missoula. and we didn't do that. er. And their only leagu loss is to ''We had 10 play tough the entire ''But, hey. six weeks from now

~o, so they're hoping Boise can game," Smith said. "We had to come nobody's going to remember that. und from a third siraight loss lO out and show some character and play They're just going to remember we a JO-year losing streak against hard in the second half, instead of won."

Vandals next weekend. having a blowout where we only get Dominate was exactly what Mon-" We 'II make history if we get half a game." tana did in its home victory over

is win. We're looking at it as our The rest of Saturday's Big Sky ac- Hofstrd, which is in the process of tional championship game,'' tion was a mixed bag. moving to Division I-AA. ThcGriz-ise State linebacker Mau Montana (3-3, 5-5) snuffed Divi- zlies got six first-half touchdowns, Laughlin srud. sion III Hofstra 50-6 and Northern including three from senior running "This is the biggest game com- Arizona (2-5, 4-7) beat Division II back Tony Rice, and led 40-6 at the

g up for us in the last 11 years," Minnesota-Duluth 31-22 with help half. ~d coach Skip Hall said after the from kicker Terry Belden' s touchdown Quarterback Brad Lebo ran for a

ncos fell short on Mike Dodd's run off a fake field goal. touchdown and passed for another sed 40-yard field goal with 8 Idaho State (1-5, 3-7) lost a heart- as coach Don Read had a chance 10 onds left. breaker lO Division Ill Southern Utah, give his young players some action. "We're going to regroup and 29-28, at Pocatello. "I felt we'd win, but didn't rcal­se ranks and get ready to play our The Bengals had a chance lO win the ize we'd win like that," Read said. t football of the year. This one's game with 8:25 remaining after a 40- " I would have rather had a game ugh one to swallow, but we're yard Robert Johnson touchdown run likethisearlyinthcscason,butfrom g to respond ma very positive put Idaho State within a point. But a morale point of view, Lo get some

y," Hall said. Johnson was stopped short on a con- of these young kids exposed, it's !A Boise State victory would give version run up the middle and South- good for us.''

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"H . '' arr1ers - from page 11 long ended up fifth for them. Both of those things arc what got us second."

And while Cleary's performance obviously stands out, Gilbert's sixth place finish in the conference, six­teenth overall, is almost equally im­pressive. The placing earned her All­Confcrencc honors in addition lo posi­tioning her as the top freshman in ll1c entire District. Other finishers for the women's squad in the Big Sky race were Faith Harvel in 25th, Jamie Tuell in 27th, Kelly Charbonneau in 33rd, Steffens in 36th and senior, captain Kim Sullivan finishing out her MSU career in 45th.

For the men, team leader Bartels summed it up by saying. 'Tm half­happy wi th Saturday's race. l feel very good about making it to NCAAs, but I

only wish we had made it as a team." Net to worry though, because none of thcsquadwillgraduatethisyear. Men's coach Tom Raunig added, "For the guys LO be so young and to have come so close, (Lo winning the Conference anti making it to the Championships) I think the experience will only make them hungrier next year:·

Bartels was not the only honoree for the Bobcats on Saturday. Rich Brown ran a strong race to finish third in the Bil! Skv Conference, tenth overall, to also ga1n the All-Conference distinc­tion.

The rest of the men 's team finished in the Conference as follows: Woody Woods in 17th, Matt Heller in 18th. Jimmy O'Connell in 22nd and Ty Hansen in '.'5th.

"Bills''--- from page 11 cmh of the year, most in the FL.

Four Buffalo sacks helped 10 cool off Dan Marino after he completed his first 11 passes, including touchdown throws 10 cap Miami's first two pos­sessions. The scoring plays covered I yard Lo Greg Baty and 19 yards lo Mark Clayton.

Miami's Pete Stoyanov1ch nailed two field goals, including a 50-yarder with 4:04 left. But the penalty on Vincent allowed the Bills to run out the clock.

Vincent was also called for holding in the first half in a third-and-3 si tua-

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in the fourth quarter w;L~ negated by a holding penalty on James Saxon. S1oyanov1ch then tried a 35-yardcr, which delkctetl olT the left upright.

Kelly rnmplc tctl I 9 of32 passes for 212 yank \ larino hit 22 of 33 for 321 yards.

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261-1. 261-2, 261-3 Wed Th. Fri.

261-4 Fri. Skate Technique

BOHART RANCH X-C SKI CENTER

16621 Bridger Cyn. Rd. 586-9070

ANNOU1'CEMENTS

n~J. INSTANT CASH

B~ .. ~~ Bi+LblLL ..:~~- . 630 W. MAIN

-~\' \' -'- 586-1962

ASMSU LECTURES IS L~ ~KING FOR

- A MEMBER - ASSOCIATES The lectures commillcc organizes

insightful lectures and the CA T'S COMEDY CLUB. Applications arc avai lable al Room 282-B in the STRAND UNION BUILDING. Deadline is Tuesday the 17th of November.

RIDGE HIPPIE REPAIR!!!! Call Charlie 586-7824

Downhill Ski Lune - - - $12.00 Snow Board tune $12.00 X-C Ski Tune - - - $8.00 Hot Wax - - - $5.00 X-C Binding Mount - - - $7.00 Major Repairs - - - Free Esumaie

(dclaniination, huge hole, etc.) Satisfaction Guaranteed

24 hour return, pick up & delivery service with over 5 years of professional experience.

ASMSU is now accepting apphca­uons for the position of Public Rcla­uons Director.

ALPHA LAMBDA DELTA SKI RAFFLE

Win a season pass to BRIDGER BOWL or lift t.ickets for two to BIG SKY. OnechanceforSl orfivechanccs for S3. Buy your tickcsts November 17,19,20or23rdfrom I la.m.-2p.m.in the Union Market.

F. W BALICE M. D. 586-1751

luiuiulutulsiisii•l•l•l=inf sif siiij#iuisiisiiuinisiisiisiisiisiisif sii:iisii

~ fik,;r\sft!i.)~ ~ALL You CAN EAT

SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN OR PORK ONLY $6 Our own awm and touruiuce wtth ht.II pepper, or.Ion & pinf'iapp~ pourrd

ovrrb.lttrred .tnd dt'f'p fnN tf'ndrrchk:ken or pork.. Served w/ strartv!d ncr.

Not Valid W/ Any Other Offer. Cood Tucada y fur Dine= In poly thmy1b 11 124192

(y•llow hou .. brt_,,n S. !Sth & S. 19th)

Mondav- Saturda 4:30.. 9:00 586- 0522

ASMSU Exponent • Tuesd ay, Novem ber 17, 1992 • 15

.. Rates: SLUdenL~/ 5 15/worct (I insertion) I QlJIRE

TODAY organizations S. IO/\' ord (2+ mscn1ons) Local (business) 5.20/word or S.15/worcl Students: VALID 1.0. REQl IRED!!

ANNOUNCEMENTS

\\A Yr ro TEACll SCllOOI. I"\ ..\LASK.\'?

ASK ME! I taught 18 years m Alaska .

Free details. THUELS

BOX 202151G f\ll'J EAPOLIS, Mt

55420

WEDD! 1GS, DA CES, PAR­TIES

Call D.J. CHAD ALA . 587-6137

IAMYOURSTUDE TLOBBY­IST & I WANT YOUR OPI 10 S.

D'ANNA SMITH RM #330 SUB

ASMSU is looking for a 1993 Centennial/ Homecoming

Chairperson. Apply at SUB Room 281.

The Acapella Apale Word pro­cessing and Oyers. Lynda, New Num­ber: 587-8776 (no answer, leave mc.~­sage.) Hours: 9a.m.- IOp.m. or by appointment.

PERM SALE $30 & up

at Wanda Rose Beaut\ Salon ask for Shelley Fleming only

587-0536 Runs Oct. 29-Nov. 28

SOl\G\\ RITERS GATHERI'\(;

at the Leaf & Bean ~:10 p.m. 54 cover. Appearing: James Danell Devine, Virgini:i Warner, Roger Anderson and Andy Gleason.

SUPPORT ORIGINAL MUSIC

IN MONTANA.

Tuesday & Wednesday

Great-No-Wait

Buffet $3.99

pizza, salad, pasta, breadsticl<s,

spicy potatoes & dessert 5 to 8pm

$3.49 Lunch Buffet M o nday thru Friday

G~atils Pizza. v

WE DELIVER! University Square

586-8551

1''0RSALE

, - - TEDDY GRAMS - - ,

Roses are red, violet~ are blue. I A cuddle with teddy 1s a~ close as I I could do to he wHh you

SECRETADMIRERS,i BOYFRIE OS- GIRLFRIENDS I

Don't send her nowcrs that die I m one week. Teddies last forever and cost less than diamonds too. I

A cute, adorable 19" bear 1s I available m two colors, snow white I or brown. They arc $22.95 or add $2.00 for your choice of balloon-on- I a-stick or holiday candies, delivered I in Bozeman free. Send check or money order 10: S.S. Enterprises I

438 Langford Hall I L orcall 994-4858 for fastcrscrvic::._J

VIDEO CASSETTE PLAYER Works and looks good. Compact. $80 or best offer. Call John@ 994-3869 I leave message.

ONE WAY AIRLINE TICKET, Bozeman to Colorado Springs. Early December. S60. Call Blair@

995-4379.

PERSONALS

LADIES!!!! CALIFORNIA CONNECTION

MALE STRIPPERS at the HALF MOO SALOON/ Big Sb

Fn Nov. 20th@ 8"rn p.m $7.00 at the door

SERVl{'ES ·

TUTORING CENTER: ALL SUBJECTS. ALSO: ACT.

SAT. GED. K-ADUL TS. 9a.m. - 9p.m.

EXPERIENCED. CALL 587-3737

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Beer Specials:

~

6 PACI< - $4.19

LOWEN BRAU

6 PACI< FOR $3.59

COl<E 16oz-.69

12 pacl< $4.99

RC 12 PACI< $2.99

MICHELOB 6 PACI< FOR $4. 19

PEPSI 16oz - .69 12 pacl< $4.99

B & J COOLERS FOR $3.19

ANDRE CHAMPAGEN FOR $2.79 FOR THE HOLIDAYS

E & J GALLO

FOR $3.59