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Cljcmton Courier. KEYTESVILLE, : x MISSOURI. THE KAISERBLUMEN. ITave you heard of the Kaiserblume, U little children sweet. That arrows in the fields of Germany, Light waving among the wheat? By field and wood and road-sid- Delicate, hardy and bold. It blossoms In wild profusion In every color but gold. The children love it dearly. And with dancing feet they go To seek it with song and laughter; And all the people know That the Emperor's daughter loved it Like any pleasant maid ; And, when she died, her father, Stern Kaiser Wilhelm, said: This flower my darling cherished. Honored and crowned shall be; Henceforth 't Is the Kalserblume, The flower of Germany." Said little Hans to Gretchen, One summer morning fair. As they played in the fields together, And sang in the fragrant air : O look at the Kaiserblnmen That grow in the grass so thick f Let 's gather our arms full, Gretcben, And take to the Emperor, quick I M For never were any so beautiful. So blue and so white and red I So all they could carry they gathered. And thought of the Princess dead. Then nnder the blazing sunshine They trudged o'er the long white road. That led to the Kaiser's palace. With their brightly nodding load. And at last all the nodding blossoms Their sbinlna? heads buns down But "Cheer up, Gretchen I" cried little Hans, ne ve almost reacnea ine townr 80 they plodded patiently onward. And with hands so soft and small They knocked at the palace portal, . And sweetly did cry and call: Please open the door, Kaiser) We ve brought some flowers for you, Our arms full of Kalserblumen, All rosy and white and biue 1" A lofty and splendid presence. The echoing stair came down ; To know the King there was no need That he shoold wear a crown. And the children cried: "O Kaiser, We have brought your flowers so fart And we are so tired and hungry I See, Smperor, here they are They held up their withered posies, W hile Into the Kmperora face A beautiful light came stealing. And he stooped with a stately grace; Taking the rained blossoms, Wltn gentle words and mild He comtorced with kindness The heart of each trembling child. And that was a wonderful glory That the littleones befell I And when their heads are hoary, They still will the story tell. How they sat at the Kaiser's table. And dined with Princes and Kings, In that far oil day of splendor Filled lull of marvelous things! And home when the ran was setting, The happy twain were sent. In a gleaming golden carriage With horses inagninoent. And like the wildest vision Of Fairy-lan- d it seemed ; Hardly oould Hans and Gretchen Helieve they had not dreamed. CcUa Theater, i St. AicJtotaifor August. THE EDITOR'S APPEAL TO DELIN- QUENT SUBSCRIBERS. Swift he oomes O the comet comes. Ranting through boundless space I Ignoring the laws of the world In his demoniacal race ; And well be may and the world may qnail ; The comet has billions of leagues by tall I Tad-pol- e tall I and a tad-pol- e head Of millions of cubic miles I And he flies like a crazy bug Past planets and moons, and smiles To see their alarm at bis flashes and flames; Bat he goes right ahead, never asking their 1 He cornea, he comes, O I swift he comes right toward the earth; And we may be In his crasy wake. And tail by his hellish mirth ; And a bundle of comets with our old ball We would't compare In value at all. Ah, yes, he comes, and swiftly oomes; And his path is not defined; And fearing he might slide In some night, Suppose that we bear In mind We should die prepared. Hence, take this heed; ItgomreoutettneteUarwtlkthepapttimnadr Oil Citu Derrick. THE MAX WITH A HOBBT. BY H!fRY KTXO. The editorial head lay In suggestive near Bess to a phenomenal cabbage which some elated country subscriber had left upon oar table," and the editorial brain was dot- ing over an unfinished straggle with the prices of train as affected by the charges for transportation, when the Han with a Hob- by stepped in at the open office -- door. Be was a little old man in a long linen coat turned back at the wrists, with blue eyes and a broad, beaming face, fringed by thin gray whiskers a frosty sunrise sort of face and ha carried over bis shoulder an un- bleached cotton bag. His tread was soft, but steady, and as be lowered bis burden to the floor beside him, he said in a pleasant though slightly Impetuous tone: 44 My name la Joshua Craybill; I live In Burr Oak Bottom, where John Brown stay-e- d the last night he was in Kansas." The editor bad frequently heard of Mr. Craybill, be said with a yawn; had once made mention of him, he believed, in the New Era ; and was very glad, indeed, to meet him. He was also familiar with the fact that Old Osawattomie had tarried over- night In Burr Oak Bottom on his way to Harper's Ferry. 44 An age ago, that seems," added the editor, musing. "Yes thank you yes," said the little old man, slipping Into a chair, and pushing the hair from a forehead sphered like that of Horace Greeley. 44 I'd like to show you my Classification of Credit my key to the solu- tion of the great financial problem and ex- plain It to you, briefly." After a short pause, 44 If you'll listen?" he queried, with ablush and a touch of urging sadness. Then be drew forth from his cotton bag 44 my pillow-case- ," he called It a large roll of yellow th, which being spread out, displayed upon its created and glaring sur- face a series of diagrams, as Joshua Cray-bi- ll was pleased to term them, painted In aggressive colors and emphasized by sundry mottoes, quotations and caricatures. This was his Classification of Credit, figuratively represented a bewildering invention at first glance, but yet having a latent method in its tangled lines and its gaudy, grotesque emblems, that Craybill pointed out with con- fident fondness, and In the rather hurried manner of one impatient to bestow a favor. There were three separate, but cognate, "plant" In the classification. The first he named "the r" plan, or banking upon a specie basis, shown by an Inverted pyramid (ov-rami- d. the little old minim. nounoed It), having at the bottom a bright round red spot labeled, "devil's nest-egg- ." The next was "the store-box- " plan, or banking upon bonds, shown by a square, with various qneer inscriptions about ''cen- tralization' "monopoly," "sepulchera," and so on. The last was the "corn-crib- " plan, Joanna CriybllPs hobby, shown also by a pyramid (he luaistsd upon pronouncing it but a pyramid standing upon its natural and fixed base, and denoting, as the little old man earnestly put it "the honest dollar as opposed to the rascally dollar" a currency Issued directly to the people upon real estate mortgages, drawing a nominal rate of interest, renewable at pleasure, and to be redeemed "only when the bate ceases to cover the issue," he explained "which will be never!" be called out in a raised and peremptory voice, while a big exultant mile overspread his face; and then be stood gazing at the diagrams in rapt, oblivi- ous silence. The editor had given careful heed, but somehow he did not altogether comprehend the corn-cri- b doctrine. People seldom did at first the little old man innocently re- marked. And yet there was evident thouiht, and perhaps logic. In Mr. Craybill's giddy diagrams, the editor was free to confess. Most persons, no doubt, would have dis- missed each contrivances with the pitying Idea that the fashioner thereof was slightly out of gear about the bead. But he did not so strike the editor. On the contrary, that estimable person was sure he bad in bis time heard far more incoherent financial theories advanced by men of conceded and applauded levelnesaof brain, whose talk evinced much less reading than Joshua Craybill's, and who oould not on the forfeit of tueir lives have made tangible profert of their whimsies with half the suo-es- s achieved by this little old man with bis chart and his pillow-eas- Keally Cravbill interested the editor He wanted no odice, he was proselvting for no party. The most that he desired was an audience, and a new set of diagrams "paint ed on rolling canvas." Fie did not disguise the fceltng'that he regarded his key to the solution of the currency riddle as "worth at leait $10,1X 0 for the purposes of a lecture to the Oranges;" and yet he was willing to take as an equal parter in this lecture enter- prise any reputable person who would ad vance funds to pay for the new rolling-can- - vas diagrams. He w ished to let his light thine, that was all and pay my debts," be am with a shrug. They talked an hour or more tagether, Craybill and tbe editor, mainly with regard to getting tbe corn-cri- b doctrine thoroughly before the public; and at length the conulu sion was reached that, all things considered, the beet way would be for Craybill to go forth among tbeyeomary of tbe county and seek their votes. He must go in an inde- pendent role, of course, "soornlng the party fash," and all tbat sort of thing, and asking favor only upon the genuine merits of the corn-cri- b policy a opposed to the er and the store-bo- lt devices. It took con- siderable argument to win Craybill over to the idea of striving for converts to bis reform by soliciting votes for htmseirt but finally he agreed to make tbe trial. " If only they'll listen tome," he sighed; and the editor said they'd be sure to when once he got fairly started. And then arose a new question ; to ret votes he must bn a candidate. and what should be run tor It would never be known, I suppose, whether or not the edi tor was serious in his suggestion of the office to which Craybill ought to look; but at any rate it was settled that the next JVete Era should announce him a People's candidate ror uoroner. Anu upon this understanding, they shook hands warmly and parted. All nature was a gladdening harmony to t;ray diii as ne imaged along the bottom oad that evening on his Way home. He had found a chance, at last! and It th world for him. His inner Joy, new-bor- n snd exalting, went out irora mm r.Ke a benedic tion, and blessed every thingso little does it require to satisfy us with life when tbat little Is just what we want. He lifted bis hat and walked with uncovered head under the branches of the clustered elms, and in among tbe great gnarled sycamores that overlooked the bluff behind them like so many giant sentinels. For the first time, the songs of the birds seemed to him not entirely aimless or useless. He even stooped and plucked a casual bunch of wild daisies) they looked so unaccountably bright and fresh to him; and he carried them along with him as indiffer- ently as though he hid been doing the like all his life, never once thinking how odd it made htm appear, until be reached home and saw the look of surprise and questioning In the face which confronted him at the door and brought him suddenly back to himself. It was not a pretty face, this woman's. It was of the pincbed and luioeless kind, giving an impression of Its having been blown upon always by a north wind. The eyes were gray. full, and vaguely engaging, but there were curious little creases about the corners of tbem, like "gathers" in a piece of muslin, tbe cnin asserted itself prominently overanar row white collar fastened with a small, in- tensely scarlet earnelian pin. And the form. like the face, also lacked the conventional plumpness, though certain cunning ameni ties of dress which women learn, I wonder bowr did considerable to soften ana dls guise this unhappy fact. Tbe woman was Miss Abigail Munger, a kind of amateur governess in tbe family her stater's lamlly--lbou- gb ostensibly boarder there, as Craybill was. she was strong-minde- after a fashion, and kept a scrap-boo- k, and was of that equivocal age which courtesy puts at 23. She bad no con fidence in anything unlessitcould be demon etrated, as she expressed iu She reckoned seriousness (which she confounded with honesty ) among the first of virtues; and when she smiled, which she did but rarely, it was with I be precision of a spirit-leve- l. Still she was kind, considerate, and. in her way. ten der, and I make no doubt that many a night her sleep was touched with splendor by those dreams of apocryphal cavaliers on In credible steeds which unmarried women are said to go on dreaming to the eud of their day. Unlike most of her sex, she was a good listener, and this was probably her strongest point in Cray burs estimation; for, of all things in human nature, Craybill most liked a good listener. And then, Miss Munger bad a predilection for figures and problems, and cravbill furnished them In abundance. She understood, too, or seemed to under- stand, every thing be said, which pleased and encouraged mm; ana, lunnermore, nsa sue not with her own wining nsnds mitde tn:it unique pillow-ca- se in ubiuh be kept his diagram Yes, they were very good friends, and when he stood tbere in the door-wa- y with his pillow-cas- e on his sboul der and the bunch of daisies lying at hit feet where be had dropped tbem, and told ber la hasty, general terms of his interview with the editor "such a nice, renective man he said she actually looked almost de lighted enough to laugh; and then, at her suggestion, they went into the house and sat by the center-tabl- e, to discuss the good news in detail. Tbe next New Era contained tbe an nouncement of Craybill's candidacy, as promised, and the editor thoughtfully di rected attention to it in a neat local para graph (which Miss Munger cut out and pasted In her scrap-book- ), saying, among other things, that "the otlice of Coroner being so closely connected with the most solemn and tender episodes of human life, it ought not to be made a football of the party caucus or a perquisite 01 me ordinary political trickster." This stroke was in- tended, the editor privately assured Cray- - bill with what sincerity I can not say" to capture tbe Grangers," and at the same time. It possible, head on nominations by the County Conventions." But in the latter respect, at least, it failed. The opposition paper promptly came out with a scathing column article denouncing wnat it ieucitous- - ly termed "this solitary horseman nonsense as an insult to the Intelligence of "a people whose fitness to select their own standard- - bearers was their pride and security." And so two other candidates were duly put into the field against Craybill one an eclectic physician of limited practice, and the other a dealer in furniture, whose slock included "a full line of ready-mad- e coffins." Craybill wasa good deal dismayed by these movements, and It required ail of the edi tor's knack of persuasion, by the enoru 01 uncle tjlif Tompkins, a well known local wire-pulle- r, to prevent him from beat' 111 k at 1 di ic.u aj ucie3, uuno us in- - gained his composure, and Uncle CI if vol unteered to assist him n managlug his can vas. 44 This doctor," said Uncle CI if, " is what the Grangers call a you know. He don't raise any thing, and you can turn the farming element all against him on that snowing. And thecomn-fello- h a middle-ma- he don't raise any thing either, lie lives on tbe bard earnings of the laboring population, and you can upset him with that. And then those diagrams, that 1to re-D- mat " And the corn-crib- ," Craybill prompted. " And the corn-crib- ." echoed Uncle Clif. 44 How are they going to get over those. I want to know? They lust can't doit not this year, Mr. Craybill. when labor is up in arms and going forth to drive the money- - cnangers irom cue lempic." And what a summer tbat was for speech-makin- g in Kansas! Men talked glibly of "the dignity of labor" who had seldom tried any more serious exertion than tbe manipulation of dominoes, and bawled themselves hoarse over "the tyranny of capital," while they adroitly shifted their property to their wives' names to avoid tbe payment of their honest debts. Meetings were held almost dally in tbe several town ships; every school-hous- e bad its Grange; in every shady corner lounged a group or fatigued patriots, in their Sunday clothes. evolving opinions about "the hard times." In this pervasive and clattering chorus. Craybill's voice was heard as frequently as occasion offered, piping the virtues of bis oorn-cri- b theory, and csimly, though point- edly, denouncing the er and store-bo- x iniquities. That he would succeed, he naa no longer a hint or doubt; as soon would he have distrusted one of his own diagrams. But Miss Munger, much as she would have liked to share this view of the situation, was yet unable to smother her mi giving. She believed in Craybill's doc- trines thoroughly; but she was skeptical of the popular intelligence in the matter of choosing a Coroner. Her uppermost desire was to have him beat the opposing candi- dates. She was as anxious as he tbat his scheme of reform should prevail; but sMIl more did she long to see biin Coroner. The man had become more to ber than his hob- by that was tbe truth about it,I conjecture and between her faith on tbe one hand and ber fears on the other (like most wom- en, she mixed her emotions with her con- victions, and could not readily separate tbem), it was impossible for ber to strike a balance; but when she took occasion once only, and guardedly to speak this mood to him, he merely smiled in a know- ing manner, and said, " It's all right, it's all right." .And so, when, a few days later, a mass-meeti- for general discussion was adver- tised to take place at the county-se- at with the numerous candidates ct all kinds for speakers, and the editor informed him tbat an address was expected from him the same as from the rest of tbem, he speedily sought Miss Munger to show her that here was definite proof of a ruling desire to hoar him, and to compare his opinions with conflicting ones; the result of wtiiob could not but be the utter confusion and defeat of tbe ash -- hop per and store-bo- x parties. lie pictured It minutely, and talked with ber about it a long time; and far removed as ha always wns from such a thing as vanity, he could not al- together get rid of a little throbbing of se- cret pride as be thought of the speech hn would make. "I wish I had my d digrams painted on rolling ctnvas," came iulo his mind for a moment, but it was for a moment only. His confidence rose superior even to tbe diagrams. This mass-meeti- at the county-sea- t was the event of the campaign. 44 Kvery school-distri- ct in the county was represented," the New Era said, " and there were more teams in town than we have seen in one day since Barnum's show was here." There was a procession, with numerous banners and martial music; a dinner in the grove down by the ford; an afternoon of speeches in the public square; and in the evening a bonfire of ls and dry-goo- boxes. Cray-bi- ll told Miss Munger all about it late tbat. night, she having waited anxlouily for his return. He talked somewhat slower than was bis wont, and would stop occasionally in a reflective way, like one under oatb, and now and then she fancied there was a shade of suppressed bitterness in bis voice; but his round, unruffled countenance gave no sign that it did not always Wear, and when he talked or when he was silent, he looked straight Into her eyes. It seemed from his account that Craybill was not called upon to speak until far in the evening there were so many orators, be explained, and so much music. When at last his turn came, be spoke from a wagon in the street near the bonfire; and the audi- ence greeted bitn with a merry shout " late as it was," he remarked to Miss Mun- ger, encouragingly. But hardly bad he got beyond a brief general statement of bis doc- trines, be went on to relate, when some one in the crowd called out, "Pull down your vest 1" and the cry was taken up and repeat- ed all around him from a hundred throats. "My vest is a bit short for public speak- ing," he said, after a pause, giving the gar- ment a little twitch, " and I suppose it did look odd to tbem when I was gesturing. I forgot about it." And then, presently, " The ls made every thing so light," he suggested, in a Soft, indulgent tone. Miss Munger moved uneasily in her chair, out said Homing, ana ne proceeded: " After that, though, they listened quietly. until 1 unrolled my diagrams; but at sight of the diagrams, and before I bad time to say a word about them, several asked at once, Does that cbromo go with tbe story 1" meaning by tbe story my speech, I Inferred and I bad to stand tbere while they all l.tutfhed. and laughed, and tossed their hats around, and crowded up to the wagon to look closely at the diagrams and shake hands with me, a dozen of 'em at a time ; and then, all of a sudden, somebody cried, 4 Shoot it, shoot It!' and " " Oh !" screamed Miss Munger, starting to her feet and trembling. " It was all in fun," he assured her with a wan smile; " I never saw folks seem to en Joy themselves more." " It was shameful," she returned, as she toox ner seal again" it was shameful 1" 44 Pretty soon," he continued, " they be came still again, and appeared to grow in' terested, and I was demonstrating to them how a currency based upon real estate would do away with the issuing of bonds of any kind to raise money as It certainly would when some of those standing nearest the fire began to halloo, "Hire a hall, old man hire a hall ! ' and then tbe laughing start- ed again, and tbey all came crowding up to ine wagon to snaKe nanus wun me again, and the men with the drums beat tbem as hard as they could. It was an awful racket." Miss Munger drew a long breath and was about to speak: then checked herself and sat staring at him, bewildered and won dering. "It was all good-humor- the hand shaking." be hastened tosav. " but embar rassing." he added.wilh anotherfaint smile. Then, buttoning his queer old coat across bis breast, " I think myself the meeting ought to have been in a hall the evening meeting, mat is ior me air was quite cool, notwith- standing the bonfire." He seemed lost in thought for a little while, and did not speak again until Miss Munger moved her chair, and the noise aroused bim. "Well," be resumed, "I got their atten tion once more, after a few minutes, and tney were very patient, only ihv would cheer so frequently, until fln:illv. List as I was making ready to sum up. with the dia grams held out before them, two or three voices In the edge ut th- - gilliering shout- - ea, -- uive us a rest,' ana I stopped; and at tb.it Ihey all surged up to tbe wagon to so .ke bauds wun me again, one irfter another. And then they seized Hold of the wagon and went running with it up the street so fast that 1 could scarcely keep my feet; and when they baited in front of the Court-hous- e, I thanked them fur their kindness, and climbed down and came away." He assumed a reflective aspe t again, ob- serving as be did so, more In soliloquy than otnerwise, " 11 would nave been in me to try to talk to tbem anv more: and a minute later, be said, in 'the same musing, absent manner: " If only I could have bad my diagrams painted on rolling canvas 1 ' Then he was silent and his head dropped and when, directly. Miss Munger arose and started toward the door, and passing bim, stopped to bid him good-nigh- t, she saw that bis eyes were shut, and bis mind in dream land, she did not wake him, she onlv touched his shoulder with tbe tips of her n niters. " Blesss his old heart!" she said, under ner Dream, ana went soniy out. Tbe next morning. Uncle Clif called to congratulate Craybill upon bis speech, and to declare to him that if tbey did not " spring something very smart at the last moment," bis election was ss good as settled. " We can't figure dead-sur- e on Sandy precinct," be salu, "for they're a slippery lot down tbere; several of 'em have lately moved in and don't talk, several of 'em are on the fence, and several of 'em can be bought; so it maygomree or lour euner way. nut tbe town's for you, after that speech: and most of the country precincts, except Sandy, will ao to tie 10, unless mere's been some lob put up mat we naven't dropped on and 1 dou't reckon there has," and with a Darting in junction to Craybill to "keep a stiff upper up," ne mounted nis norse and rode away. " A man or parts," tald craybill, watch mg bim tin he passed out of sight" a man of parts !" Later in the day, cravbiu made a trio to town to see his friend tbe editor, who as- sured him, with a profusion of adjectives, that every thing was ' working like a clock." And when be returned borne, after sunset, In the sparkling October twilight, there was Miss Monger by the front window waiting ror nim or at least sne was atone, ana ap- parently waiting for him and he noticed that ber hair, ordinarily soplain and smooth. was combed in droll oun-tove- r her forehead, with "beau catchers" on either side: and tbere were some honeysuckle-blossom- s at ber throat. She bad knots of ribbon curi ously pinned to tbe cuffs about her wrists. 100; anu ner scrap-boo- k lay opened In ber lap, an 1 sne was rumbling over a little bunch of newspaper clippings, several of which es caped her fingers and fluttered to the floor at be came in. 44 I'm glad you've got back." she remark d at once, iu a tone that was low and un usual with her; and then, as she gathered up the fugitive clippings, she added, with an affectation of girlish chirping which was a melancholy failure, 44 Tbe stars are very pretty " I'm going to be elected !" Cravbill inter posed, bluntly unregardful of her speech, and leaning over toward her eagerly, his isci si-io- ana nis voice noia ana positive. " I'm going to be elected !" he repeated, still more emphatically, and he wondered why she did not clap ber hands and tell him how bappy she felt about Iu Don't be too certain." she replied ores ently, in a quiet snd kindly manner, as If so- licitous to avoid wounding bim; and when toe radiance left nis face, ana a sort of dis may settled over it, and be wnulJ have told her all the uplifting things Uncle Clif and the editor had been saving to him. she sim ply raised her band like one admonishing an over-talkati- cbild, and he lowered his eyes and kept silence. " But no matter," she said quickly, and in an evident flurry; "let's not talk of it any more, at present. Do you like poetry" Then she nervously fumbled over her little bunch of scraps again, and picked out one. Baying, 44 Here's something" this with averted face and a pretense of hearkening to some possible noise " something thit 1 think's real good." He did not look up, and so she read tbe verses to him. They were commonplace enough, with feet tbat limped and irippxd, and rhy lues that were excruciat ions of verbal surgery; but tbey related to the sea, the much-saile- d and evarlaatlng sea. and to a supposititious girl with blown hair and be seeching arms, standing upon the beach and singingto ber uiianpareni lover, "in bis ship so brave and gay," somewhere out " on tbe waves so high and gray;" and this, I take it. was what made It "real good" to Miss Abigail, for a man with half an eve for fnmiuinH artfulness could have seen ibat she was tr ing in ber unpracticed way to read to bim between tbe lines a secret of her own. But Craybill had not even half an eve for such pranks. He could not help observing that she read with a disturbed air, very dif- ferent from the direct, arithmetical manner which was her common habit, but he attrib- uted it, if be thought of It in a critical sense, to the novelty of her reading poetry; she bad never read poetry iu his presenile before. The ver es bad no bidden meaning for him. In fact, he was unable to see auy meaning at all in them (which was no great wonder), and after sitting a few minutes itb bis bands to bis bead In a reverie hat made ber heart beat very fast, he raised his blushing face, and said slowly and I can't make it out." I'll read it (or you again," she responded. promptly suiting the-a- et Inn to the words. with a little more deliberation, in curtain places, than before. It was very kind of her, but the second reading left him yet mentally groping. 44 It's tlie primary postulate I can't fix in my mind," be informed her, and with pitia- ble sheepishness, be forced himself to add: " I never saw a seai" "Nor 1,'' she replied, "except In pictures; but it's not a hard thing to imagine; and any way, in this case, it isn't tbe sea that signifies so much as some other things the ship, for instance, and the poor girl on the bank." Then she went on to interpret the verses to bim, line by line, as she understood them, dwelling specially upon the lonesome maiden with disheveled hair and widespread arms venturing her heart out to sea in a song; but the effort seemed to tease her, for several times she paused and bit her lip as if at a loss for the right word, and at last, with something like desperation, she turned her eyes full upon him and said rather precipitately, though earnestly 1 . " May be the bother is that you don't un- derstand what being in love means?" " I'm afraid I don't grasp poetry very well," was all the answer he made; and if he had looked closely he would have seen manifest signs of discomfiture in her coun- tenance as she folded the little paper and sat silently twirling it between her rapid fingers, watching him furtively, and glancing now and then at the ceiling. But he saw nothing of her annoyance. He was not thinking now of her, nor of the verses, nor of any thing she had been saying. His mind was busy once more with the financial prob- lem with the d, the store-bo- x and the ash hopper, and the "diagrams painted on rolling canvas." And so hn soon re- curred to the matter of the mass-meetin- g, the election, and bis conversations with Uncle Clif and the editor, and kept on talk ing in this strain, apparently forgetful of all else, until a late hour, and ceased bis dis course, at length, only when Miss Munger complained, as pleasantly as she could un- der the circumstances, of the chill night air, and said she must beg to be excused. During the next week, the closing week of the campaign.Craybill industriously pur sued his speech-makin- g in the country precincts: but when election day came he was not to be found) Indeed, he did not show himself until after the voting was all over. It was nearly 10 o'clock at night, in fact, when he slipped into the New Era office with fidgety tread and a pale attempt at his customary smiling, and was received with sundry embarrassing exclamations of Interest and favor by the crowd tbere col lected to hear tbe returns from tbe various polling places. Uncle Clif was tbere, bland and loquacious, with bis elbow upon tbe editor's table and bis feet among the exchanges the central figure, as usu- al; and grouped about him, on the few precarious chairs, the empty coal-bo- x. the imitoslne-ston- e. and the dampened pile of paper for next week's Nw Era, were all the local politicians, cracking their rude Jokes and rehearsing their well worn reminiscences or former elections. Craybill drew apart from tbe crowd and stood in the corner where the daily accumu lations of office dirt and rubbish were swept with rigid method every morning. His coat was buttoned closely and his hat pulled d wn over bis forehead, and there was a scared, apprehensive look in bis eyes, which deepened to a species of awe as he listened to the editor calling out the figures from tbe arriving returns. He was so concealed from view, and so reserved, that bis presence was soon lost sight or, or was recalled only at in- tervals and in brief lulls of the conversation; and during the excitement that followed tbe announcement of the final summing up an announcement which told bim that in a total of over twelve hundred votes. Just two (Un cle Cliff's and the editor's presumably) had been cast for him and his hobby! he stole quickly and unobserved out of tne office, and down the creaking stairs, and out the town, on the road homeward, the fatal news ringing In bis ears at every step like the challenge of some pursuing ghost. It was a superb night, and wretched as he was, Craybill could not wholly resist its abundant charm. Possibly his very heart- ache helped him in some occult way to see and feel with more than passing acuteness: certainly the scene aroused, interested, and even comforted him.' He slackened his pace ss he passed over the bluff that shut out all sight of tbe town oenma bim; ana gradually, there in the moon lit wood, among the many-shape- d and flitting shadows, tbe fact of bis defeat somehow took tbe form of a presentiment in bis mind, instead of an experience, ana be snia to mrasein "She knows: yes. she knows." He was thinking of Miss Munger, and her discouraging "Don't be too certain," when he bad sought to assure her ne was going to be elected. Then he stopped, and stood lis tening to the subdued and tremulous flow of the river, borne to htm like music on tne clear, eager air; and when ne walked on again, he went cautiously and slower than before, as if fearing he might break the grateful spell. Miss Munger opened tbe door for him as be came along tbe little patb from the main road to the bouse, snd her woman's swift instinct read his failure in his face. He was spared tbe necessity of saying he had met defeat; sne could see mat plainly enougn; but It was no easy task to tell her bow poig nant and how crushing the defeat really was. In time, however, he disclosed It all: not without marks of deep grief, which he did not seek to hide, nor yet omitting to de- clare bis belief tbat the result might have been entirely different "if only he could have baa tbe diagrams painted on rolling can' vas." And then, with bowed bead, he await' ed her reproach. But Miss Munger did not reproach him, did not so much as remind him tbat she had half predicted Just such an ending. She merely gave him to understand, in a few fervent words, how very, very sorry she was, and then changed tbe subject from a person al to a general character, and began talking to him about courage and fortitude and the chance of finding balm for the worst of wounds. "Clouds only hinder the light," she remarked: "they do not put it out. and it is liable to break through any moment," which was quite a neat way of putting It, sne nattered nerseir. He did not comprehend her, however, ex cept in a theoretical sense, as shecould read ily see; and so she made bold to grasp other tactics, and assert in plain and direct terms what she bad vainly aimed to betray to him delicately and by inference. " This is all for you," she said " and your ?ood. iou are throwing your lire away, brood too much: you are not enough like other men. And it's all wrong. Tou need a home of your own" she spoke less firmly now, and in a persuasive fashion " a home, 1 sav, and somebody to think about. It wouldn't be any trouble at all for you to find a woman to love you, and understand you, and be your wife I know it wouldn't. Why don't you get married ?" " Yes tnank you yes," Craybill stam- mered, bardlv knowing what he was doing, the situation was so new and so con founding. She could restrain herself no longer. She started from her seat and walked briskly across the room ; then she whisked round and retraced her steps in the same Impul- sive, hastening manner, and stood erect be- fore him, her bands clasped, and her eyes red with repressed tears. "Joshua Craybill," she exclaimed,"you're a goose ! " He did not reply at once, and did not look up until he heard the window raised and the shutters thrown open violently; and then he saw her leaning against the window-sid- e. with her arms resolutely folded, and her face concealed from him In the runted cur- tains. I guess I am." he presently observed. and dropped his head again and was silent. She stood gazing through the window at the heavens, and longing to have him speak. But he said no more, and did not stir. The stars shone feebly, she noticed, and the moon was dim and unsteady, and all at once the surrounding clouds closed upon It and shut it from sight. Then she turned away, and went stealthily back to Craybill, who still sat there with bowed head and silent. She called him gently by name, but he gave no response; she took his hand In hers an Instant, and released it suddenly, and he murmured something in broken accents, of which she caught onlv the words, "diagrams rolling canvass," and then his chin sunk upon his breast, his limbs relaxed slowly, and he made no further sign. The Man with a Hobby was sound asleep. Mcribner' Monthly for August. Baked Tomatoes : Take a deep pud ding dish and butter the inside of it well; first put in a layer of bread-crunibs.th- a layer of peeled sliced tomatoes, then a small onion cat very thia; dredge on a little flour, pepper and salt; now be-(T- in with bread crumbs again, tomatoes, onion, and soasoninjr, till the dish is full ; the top layer must be bread-crumb- s, with salt and pepper, and a few small bits of batter over it; put this in the oven ; keep it covered with a tin plate f r an hour, then remove the plate and let it brown. It does not require too hot an ovep. It will take at two hours to bake. Those who wish can add snertr to suit I ha taste. It U better to send to table in the dish used for bak ing. George BrinkerhofT, a workman employed in a pluning-mi- ll at Eureka, 111., while in the ant 01 adjusting some ru iohinory was caught in the belting and his body whirled around at leait a hundred times before tiie terrible soul- - dent was discovered. His body was lit- erally torn to pieces. FARM TOPICS. Killing Cabbage Worms. It is said that cayenne pepper sprinkled over cabbage plants is a sure preventive of worms, destroying them, and will not injure the plants. . It would probably be more effectual if a light tincture were made, and the plants lightly watered with it. The surer way, however, is to catch the mother butterflies, with aa in- sect sweep net, which any one may make by attaching a bag of millinet two and a half feet long to a stout hoop, and attaching athree-fee- t handle thereto. In this connecion, a correspondent, M. V. L. A., Morrisonville, 111 , writes: ,4My experience with the green cabbage worm was of benefit to my neighbors as well as myself. Un their nrst appear ance, there were hundreds. I dusted black pepper over them before the dew was off. After the second application, only 12 worms remained on ISO heads of cabbage. I sent them to bug heaven by rubbing turpentine on their backs with a feather, and now our paten is en' tirely unmolested." Western Rural. Dry Cows. It is a common practice among some dairymen to give their cows, while dry, but scanty living. When a cow ceases to give milk, or is dried up, any feed is considered gooa enough for her. 1 think this is a great mistake ; and the result is a diminished product of milk, both in quantity and quality, when she does come in. There is a large draught on the system to sus tain the calf while the cow is carrying it, and to keep tne cow in good condi- tion good feed is an important as when 'she is giving milk. It is my opinion that $l's worth of food when the cow is dry is worth f l.fiO's worth after she comes in. An animal in poor condition can not digest as much food as an ani- mal in eood condition. If the oow is poor when she comes in, she will not digest enough food to support tne sys tem, and at the same time t make a large quantity of milk. The practice of turning cows out on poor feed while dry, expecting to make up when they come in, by good feed, is a very uneco- nomical one.and will not be allowed by good and careful dairymen. The way I treat my cdws when they get a calf is as follows : In the summer time I keep them in the stable for two days, feed good hey. give one duart wheat bran morning, noon and night. I also give them a bucketful of lukewarm water with a pint of rye flour in it, morning and evening. Iu the winter time I keep them three days in the stable, and with such treatment I never had a sick oow. My father kept cows 45 years, and he always gave them rye nour in the water ; be never lost a single cow, ana owned as high as 30 different cows in one year, Cor. Practical Farmer. Feeding Fowls foa Health. It is my sincere belief that fully one-ha- lf of the diseases which affect poultry are brought on by a torpid liver. It is fre- quently the trouble with old and very fat fowls. The excess of fat appears to injure the bliod, and tbe liver is the first organ to feel the effects. Beyond a certain extent, an overburden of fat in birds or animals oreeds disease. They should be kept in what is termed a good working condition, except when being fitted for the shambles. Farther than this the effect is damaging. The liver becomes affected, and the other organs sutler in sympathy, ine evil of intern perance may be indulged in by eating as well as by the partaking of ardent spirits. Long excess is detrimental to the health, and produces disease in one form or another, tor this reason a change of diet is desirable. After fowls have been fed to a certain extent on one kind of food, change it, and mark the effect. But it matters little what feed we give to our fowls, more especially laying hens, if we neglect to give them gravel. This is quite as important as the food itself. They require a daily supply of broken clam or oyster shells. These they devour eager ly, and they are as necessary in summer as in winter. Because the fowls run at large is no reason why they do not need shells. Where fowls have been kept for a number of years, year after year, in the same place, ranging over the yards at will, there is not an inch of ground that they have not traveled over again ana again, and picked up all the sub' stances available to them. Fowls do not, like turkeys, range at long dis- tances, but are more attached to their regular runways, and feed only therein Consequently all the material required by them is closely hunted out. An old anvil, or a large hard stone, should be kept for this purpose near their feeding Dlaces. and also a lar?e heaD of shells. Break a suitable quantity each day (as tney relish tbem better freshly broken) as large as a kernel of corn, and some larger, while in the breaking there will also be some like dust and: sand. Of this they are fond. When this practice is followed up through the season, the fowls will be more quiet, and scratch less. They are as often searching for something to cut their food, when scratching, as for any thing else. The birds will be more healthy, and will perform their regular func tions, and give their owner less cause of complaint. If well cared for. fowls will not be troublesome, and one need not be particular about the breed Brahmas are sluggish and take on fat easily, from the faot that they gorge and cram themselves with food. There is room for study while feeding fowls. where there are a variety of breeds kept together. The Leghorns will pick two or three dozen kernels, and are off about other busiaess gathering their freen food, or reposing in the shade, their plnmage while the larger breeds will remain as long as there is a kernel left. -- A good way to manage them is to fill them up with broken pottery or coarse food. There were bitter complaints about the Leg- horns last spring. They were accused of scratching all the grass up in the lawns, and wallowing holes in the walks. I investigated the matter. The walks, underneath the gravel, were paved with clam-shel- ls that bad been placed there to be out of the way. The fowls had discovered and were determined to unearth them. I inquired into the matter, and found that the birds were suffering from the lack of their usual supply. A ration was provided for them each day, and the complaint ceased, while the production of eggs almost immediately increased. There is perhaps no breed of fowls that shows the effects of a change more readily than the Leghorns. I do not say that in this respect they excel all others, bat in my own experience I have found it to be the case with them There is no variety that will bear neglect and prosper. 1 here is no denying tbe fact that our fowls for the past 15 or 20 years have been gradually improving, both as regards the quality of the flesh and the egg production. Not only in beauty and variety, but in utility and adapta tion to many different requirements, we have birds of all sorts, colors, classes and sizes. One can choose for himself . Country Gentleman. One of the institutions of London is the charwoman, or chore woman. Does a woman fail as a servant, does the eye- sight of a seamstress give way, is the wife or widow of an artisan er laborer overtaken by adversity, she falls into the great army of charwomen. Some are trustworthy and are employed for years in tbe same family and take care of the house. Their pay is from flty to 75 cents a day, with food. A Chicago editor shouts: "We have killed 814,000 ho js since the first of March." Tne Waterloo Obervr says if that's the case it will hardly pay to get out a directory this year. HINTS FOB THE HOUSEHOLD. THE TABLE. Green Corn Podding: 1 quart of milk, 3 beaten eggs, 1 dozen ears of corn grated, 1 tablespoonful each of butter and sugar, and a little salt ; bake in a covered pudding-dis- h 1 hour. Fried Cucumbers : Fare, cnt into lengthwise pieces a quarter of an Inch thick and lay in cold or ice-wat- er half an hour. Take out, wipe With a nap- kin, season with pepper and salt, dredge with flour and fry to a light browfl: Iced Coffee: Make more coffee than you are in the habit of doing for breakfast. Add to it about one third as much boiling milk as you have cof- fee, and set away to cool. Place on ice and serve for dinner or tea, with lump sugar and cracked ice in each tum- bler. Apple Fritters: Peel some apples and cut them in slices ; put a little su- gar over them and some lemon Juice. Let the pieces soak a couple of hours ; then dip each piece in pancake batter, and have ready a frying-pan- , with two inches deep of fat. When hot, put the slices of apple in one at a time, turn over with a slice as they are doing, and serve with powdered loaf sugar. To Pickle Fruit: The following ex- cellent mode is practiced in many fami- lies : To each peck of fruit allow 4 pounds of sugar, a pint of sharp vine- gar, and spice to taste ; boil the vinegar and sugar together for a few minutes, then drop in the fruit and boil until moderately soft; when done ponr the vinegar over them and let them stand until cold before covering. Plums, peaches, pears, etc., can be done in this way. English Mixed Pickles : i peck of small green tomatoes ; S dozen small cucumbers, 3 heads of cauliflower, i peck of tender string beans, 6 bunches of celery, 6 green peppers, and a quart of small, white onions. Chop the veg- etables quite fine, sprinkle with salt and let stand over night. To 6 or 7 quarts of vinegar add an ounce each of ground cloves, allspice and pepper, 2 ounces of turmeric and i pound of mus- tard seed. Let the vinegar and spice come to a boil, pnt in the vegetables, and scald until tender and a little yel low. THE TOILXT. So many have asked for a recipe to remove superfluous hair and none nave made reply that 1 nave taken pity on the afflicted ones and send in my mite, taken from the best medical authority. Superfluous hair is as trouble some to those tbat nave it as baldness is to others. There is no way to re move it bnt by diluted acids or caustics. patiently applied time after time, as the nair makes its appearance, me mild- est depilatories known are parsley water, acacia juice and the gum of ivy. It is said that nut oil will prevent the hair from growing. The juice of the milk thistle, mixed with oil, according to medical authority prevents tbe hair from growing too low en the forehead, or straggling on the nape of the neck Muriatic acid, very slightly reduced, ap- plied with a sabie pencil, will destroy the hair; and to prevent its growing the part may be bathed with strong camphor or clear ammonia. The dep- ilatories sold in the shop are strong caustics, and leave the skin very hard and unpleasant. Bathe the upper lip, or other feature afflicted with tupeiflu- - ous hair, with ammonia or camphor as strong as can be borne, and the hair will die out in a few weeks, moles, witn lone hairs in them, should be touched with lunar caustic repeatedly. Care should be taken to brush the back hair upward from childhood, to prevent the disfiguring growth of weak, loose hairs on the neck. Fine clean wood ashes, mixed with a little water to form a paste, makes a tolerable de- pilatory for weak hair, without any pain. Strong pearlash washes also kill out poor hair. Now, sisters, some of these many hints may be of use to you. Pale hair shows a want of iron in the system, and this is to be supplied by a free use of beefsteak, soups, pure beef gravies and red wines. Sandy hair, when well brushed and kept glossy with the natural oil of the scalp, changes to a warm golden tinge. The eye-lash- es may be improved by delicately cutting off their forked and gossamer points. and anointing with a salve of two drams of ointment of nltno oxide oi mercury and one dram of lard. Mix the lard and ointment well, and anoint the edges of the eyelids night and morning, washing after eaon time witn warm milk ana water. This, it is said, will restore the lashes when lost by disease. The effect of black lashes is to deepen the color oi gray eyes. The discoloration known as mask is removed by a wash made from SO grains of the chlorate of potash in 8 ounces of rose-wate- r. Wrinkles are less apparent nnder a kind of varnish containing 86 grammes of turpentine in drams of alcohol, allowed to dry on the face. For pimples on the face use this recipe: Thirty grains of bicar- bonate of soda, 1 dram of glycerine, 1 ounce of spermaceti ointment. Rub on the face ; let it remain for a quarter of an hour, and wipe off all but a slight film with a soft cloth. Frequent baths in soft water will do as much for the complexion as any thing I know of. After a bath always use a coarse towel and rub the body until a brisk cir- culation ensaes. For profuse perspira- tion, use one tablespoonful of ammonia in a wash-bow- l of water. Do not use much hair oil this is an unclean habit of the toilet but instead use the hair- brush vigorously and often. People who are anxious to get rid of a superabun- dance of flesh must let all oily matters alone, aad eat instead acids, lemons, and limes; eat sparingly of dry meats and crackers instead of bread. Leave all sweetmeats alone and any thing con- taining starch or sugar. Lean ones should eat rich soups, oat-me- and the eatables mentioned for the fleshy ones to let alone. Bathing oily skins with camphor dries the oil somewhat, where tbe camphor would parch nice com- plexions. After a child is 6 years old, the hair should never be cut save to have the ends clipped once a month. This will enable a girl to have a 44 dowry" of hair, if she only takes proper care of it. Any woman can be beautiful if she will only make the ef- fort. Cor. Detroit Free Press. How Women Would Vote. Were the question admitted to the ballot, and women were allowed to vote, every wom- an in the land who has used Dr. Pierce's Fa- vorite Prescription would vote it to be an un- failing remedy for the diseases peculiar to her sex. Dr. Pierce has received hundreds of grateful testimonials of Its curative power. Iowa Crrr, Iowa March 4, 1878. Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. 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He refers to the entire Western and Southern country to bear him tenimonv-l- o the troth of the assertion that in no ease whatever will it fail to core if the directions are strictly followed and carried out. In a great many eases a sing le dote has been sufficient for a care, and whole families have been enred by a tingle bottle, with a per- fect restoration of the general health. It is, however, prndent, and in every ease more cer- tain to cure, if its use is continued in smaller doses for a week or two after the disease has been checked, more eipecially in difficult and long-standi- cases. Usually this medicine will not require any aid to keep the bowels in good order. Shoold the patient, however, re-- o aire a cathartic medicine, after having taken three or fonr d oiee of the Toni e, a sin ele do of BULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY FILLS will be uffioient. Th? genuine SUITE'S TONIC SYRUP most have OS. JOHN B 0 LL'S private stamp on each bottle. DB. 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Tie Beat Remedy Known to Hani ne f'l .r. jnnnaoB naTina: aaanciBira nimseii wiu asn Edwin Kssunsn, an escapea capuve, hjiis im Wakametkla, the medicine man of the Comanehes, at now prepared to lend his aid In the Introduction of she wonderful remedy of that tribe. The experience of Mr. Eastman betnr similar to thai of Mrs. Chaa. Jones and son. of Washington Count,. Iowa, an account of whose sufferings were thrllllnglS' narrated In the .Vne lor Htrattt at Dec. 15th, 1878. the facts of which are so widely known, and so nearbs parallel, that but little mention of Mr. Eastman's will be Riven here, rhey are, howerer, ed In a nest volume of 800 paaes, entitled "Seres and Nine years Among the Comanehes and Apachce, of which mention will be made hereafter. Suflice It aa say that fi r several years Mr. Eastman, while a cafsxvvy was compelled to rather the roots, runs, barks, herbs snd berries of which Wakametkla's medicine was made, snd Is still prepared to provide the us bb teriais for the successful IntrodncOoB ef tne medicine to the world : snd assures tbe puhlle that tbe iwaaedy is the same now as when WnHmalkla enmsatlea Haste snake It, Wakametkla, the Medicine Kan. Nothing has been added to the medicine snd nothing; ass been taken away. It Is wttlmut doubt tbe Best of the blood and Bxsxwia of the Star a ever known to man. This Syrup possesses varied nopertlaa, It sell mipBi the Civet. It Act. atfMsn the Itlilneyat. It rearwlaitea th Bowels. It xturtftee the Blood. It owlets the Nervous STStesau It promotes Dlerestlon. It Nourishes, MlrensjUieaui afxd Iatvlar-rate- s. It carries off the old Mood and saatkes "it opens the poree of tho strJaL, suad isw araces stealthy; leraplrjkttoM. It neutralises the hereditary taint or poison tax the blood, which generates Scrofula. Erysipelas and ail manner of skin diseases and Internal humors. There are no spirits employed In Its manufacture, and It can be taken by the most delicate babe, or by tbe aged and feeble, care only being requited in atientUm m directum. Edwin Eastman in Indian Costume. Kb tun and Niks Years Amono tbs Cohancubs ah A TA cn km. A neat volume of 800 psures, being ft i tuple sUtoroent of the Ivorrtble tacts cjamcu-- l with the sad roansacrr of a helpless raniUy, and Um eapthriry, torturr and ultimate eacap of tta tm urvtTlng memlMTS. Dor Mia by uor ajrents reov emlly. Pi Ice, H.UO. The ini1n3 of the massacre, briefly nairated, ar distributed by affenta. vrkk of chart?. Mr. Ea.stiuan, being aimoft constantly at the West raftaffetl In ftatheiMitT and curing the materials of whic the la compused. tbe aula biuinna managav nient devolves upon Dr. Jobjawn, and the leiaaflj haa been called, and Is known aa Dr. Clark Johnson's INDIAN BLOOD PURIFIER. Price of Large Bottles - $1.00 Price of Small Bottles - - - .60 Read the voluntary testimonials of persons who hav beeu cured by tbe use of Dr. Clark Joboaun'S Indlaa Blool Syrup In your awn vicinity, TESTIMONIALS OF CURES.. . Teething, - Amira, Clara County, Ha, Jan. 19, 1ST IraT 5fr "or children Teething Its value cannot be told. 1 irave tout lodlnii Hlood My rn a to a child 10 monliis old, 4 drops In a spoonful of water, snree times a day, snd Increased the doss until t. gently moved the bowels. After a few doses the ehtd began to eat, got well and played around all the time it was cat- ting teeth. It will stay on the stomach when nothing! else wUL A child of Mrs. Heard man was very sick; nothlnM would stay on Its stomach, not even cold water. At last she got some of your valuable medicine and the next morning the child eat something snd Is new nilng alonganely. S, t. JsOQiUUL Best Family Medicine. Hopktjol Nodaway County, Msl, April 13. 1879. Pear Sir I take great pleasure In stating tbat I hav asm your excellent ana lam ssioosi Byatsf ia ismuy, ana can leeommena It to ne a good ramuy net XX M. UUMJUSh Aa Agent' Testimony. Trior MrXJJl, Adair Oooaty, lfai -- Dtar 8lrl have been selling your IsicUoat Bloool yrvip for the last six yrara, and it has gives general satisfaction. Mr wife. Bister, and myself have used ft for Neuralgia and Derangement of tbe baoxoaoB, and st baa given satisfaction In every Instance. ejtuBOBW.nx. Cares Coagtis and Colds. - WKMrrraxav fit Charles County, Me. rmr .Cfr I waa troubled with a very bad Ootuds Marl, .11 m. Hf. anil M.tlnn.11. MM., malliih. hit without the slightest relief. I took some of your Blood My map, and In a abort time I was efteo tually cured. Before taking the medicine I was not able to work, but now am able to do anything, and feat ui lever did. JAAUta A. CH KHI.T. Chills and Sick Headache Cared. ' Yincxt Krux, rttelps County. Ifa. lgT Denr StrMj little girl was sorely afflicted with Chills and Sick Headache, and I was unable to get anything to relieve her until I tried your lxtttlaai Blood Hyrap, which effectually cured hex; it le the greatest Mood purlfler knownjn the world, JAMA MABSB. tolra!' All that It Is Recommended MABortiMS, Madison County, Me., April SS, 1ST. 2Var r I have used your excellent Indioai Blood fey-ra- for Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia ana Scrofula, and found It to be all It la mcmmnyinoed to be A- & BUBS, An Excellent Family Remedy. Fubmont, KTg County. He Denr Sir I have used your excellent Indlom Isloodl Hyrwp In my family for several years, and find It to be sue beat 1 have ever used. J AH. XV IWIOaU All that it Is Recommended to be. Sn.viK Laxb, Perry County, Ma, Nov. T, 1877. Pear Sir After two years' experience with your Indian Blood Hyrou 1 can sav that It Is all that tt Is recisnmendol to be. wiiYnu r nnniia Liver Complaint Cared. Ratinn. Mercer Cocraty, Me, Pear Sir- -l would say that I have used your ladlass Blood Myrnp and Liver Complaint, and having been thorousrhly cured, would recommend It to all troubled with l'lllniinniao. Pnni tlr" n Uf laauawu. aw . s. im. Liver Complaint Banoropt, Daviess Cennty. Ma iVrrr Sir X was suffering about 14 yrsrs with Uvea? Conihinlnt, and was Uriah's to get anything to relieve me until 1 commonced u ing vnur Indian Blooel fSjtnia. which bus effectually cured me. I vhU4 tecuumieud It highly. JAMES TAAU

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Page 1: chroniclingamerica.loc.govchroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn88068010/1879-08-02/ed-1/seq-4.pdfCljcmton Courier. KEYTESVILLE, : x MISSOURI. THE KAISERBLUMEN. ITave you heard of the

Cljcmton Courier.

KEYTESVILLE, : x MISSOURI.

THE KAISERBLUMEN.

ITave you heard of the Kaiserblume,U little children sweet.

That arrows in the fields of Germany,Light waving among the wheat?

By field and wood and road-sid-

Delicate, hardy and bold.It blossoms In wild profusion

In every color but gold.

The children love it dearly.And with dancing feet they go

To seek it with song and laughter;And all the people know

That the Emperor's daughter loved itLike any pleasant maid ;

And, when she died, her father,Stern Kaiser Wilhelm, said:

This flower my darling cherished.Honored and crowned shall be;

Henceforth 't Is the Kalserblume,The flower of Germany."

Said little Hans to Gretchen,One summer morning fair.

As they played in the fields together,And sang in the fragrant air :

O look at the KaiserblnmenThat grow in the grass so thick f

Let 's gather our arms full, Gretcben,And take to the Emperor, quick I

M For never were any so beautiful.So blue and so white and red I

So all they could carry they gathered.And thought of the Princess dead.

Then nnder the blazing sunshineThey trudged o'er the long white road.

That led to the Kaiser's palace.With their brightly nodding load.

And at last all the nodding blossomsTheir sbinlna? heads buns down

But "Cheer up, Gretchen I" cried little Hans,n e ve almost reacnea ine townr

80 they plodded patiently onward.And with hands so soft and small

They knocked at the palace portal,. And sweetly did cry and call:Please open the door, Kaiser)

We ve brought some flowers for you,Our arms full of Kalserblumen,

All rosy and white and biue 1"

A lofty and splendid presence.The echoing stair came down ;

To know the King there was no needThat he shoold wear a crown.

And the children cried: "O Kaiser,We have brought your flowers so fart

And we are so tired and hungry I

See, Smperor, here they are

They held up their withered posies,W hile Into the Kmperora face

A beautiful light came stealing.And he stooped with a stately grace;

Taking the rained blossoms,Wltn gentle words and mild

He comtorced with kindnessThe heart of each trembling child.

And that was a wonderful gloryThat the littleones befell I

And when their heads are hoary,They still will the story tell.

How they sat at the Kaiser's table.And dined with Princes and Kings,

In that far oil day of splendorFilled lull of marvelous things!

And home when the ran was setting,The happy twain were sent.

In a gleaming golden carriageWith horses inagninoent.

And like the wildest visionOf Fairy-lan- d it seemed ;

Hardly oould Hans and GretchenHelieve they had not dreamed.

CcUa Theater, i St. AicJtotaifor August.

THE EDITOR'S APPEAL TO DELIN-QUENT SUBSCRIBERS.

Swift he oomes O the comet comes.Ranting through boundless space I

Ignoring the laws of the worldIn his demoniacal race ;

And well be may and the world may qnail ;The comet has billions of leagues by tall I

Tad-pol- e tall I and a tad-pol- e headOf millions of cubic miles I

And he flies like a crazy bugPast planets and moons, and smiles

To see their alarm at bis flashes and flames;Bat he goes right ahead, never asking their

1

He cornea, he comes, O I swift he comesright toward the earth;

And we may be In his crasy wake.And tail by his hellish mirth ;

And a bundle of comets with our old ballWe would't compare In value at all.

Ah, yes, he comes, and swiftly oomes;And his path is not defined;

And fearing he might slide In some night,Suppose that we bear In mind

We should die prepared. Hence, take thisheed;

ItgomreoutettneteUarwtlkthepapttimnadrOil Citu Derrick.

THE MAX WITH A HOBBT.

BY H!fRY KTXO.

The editorial head lay In suggestive nearBess to a phenomenal cabbage which someelated country subscriber had left uponoar table," and the editorial brain was dot-ing over an unfinished straggle with theprices of train as affected by the charges fortransportation, when the Han with a Hob-by stepped in at the open office --door. Bewas a little old man in a long linen coatturned back at the wrists, with blue eyesand a broad, beaming face, fringed by thingray whiskers a frosty sunrise sort of face

and ha carried over bis shoulder an un-bleached cotton bag. His tread was soft,but steady, and as be lowered bis burden tothe floor beside him, he said in a pleasantthough slightly Impetuous tone:

44 My name la Joshua Craybill; I live InBurr Oak Bottom, where John Brown stay-e- d

the last night he was in Kansas."The editor bad frequently heard of Mr.

Craybill, be said with a yawn; had oncemade mention of him, he believed, in theNew Era ; and was very glad, indeed, tomeet him. He was also familiar with thefact that Old Osawattomie had tarried over-night In Burr Oak Bottom on his way toHarper's Ferry. 44 An age ago, that seems,"added the editor, musing.

"Yes thank you yes," said the little oldman, slipping Into a chair, and pushing thehair from a forehead sphered like that ofHorace Greeley. 44 I'd like to show you myClassification of Credit my key to the solu-tion of the great financial problem and ex-plain It to you, briefly." After a shortpause, 44 If you'll listen?" he queried, withablush and a touch of urging sadness.

Then be drew forth from his cotton bag44 my pillow-case- ," he called It a large rollof yellow th, which being spread out,displayed upon its created and glaring sur-face a series of diagrams, as Joshua Cray-bi- ll

was pleased to term them, painted Inaggressive colors and emphasized by sundrymottoes, quotations and caricatures. Thiswas his Classification of Credit, figurativelyrepresented a bewildering invention atfirst glance, but yet having a latent methodin its tangled lines and its gaudy, grotesqueemblems, that Craybill pointed out with con-fident fondness, and In the rather hurriedmanner of one impatient to bestow a favor.

There were three separate, but cognate,"plant" In the classification. The first henamed "the r" plan, or bankingupon a specie basis, shown by an Invertedpyramid (ov-rami- d. the little old minim.nounoed It), having at the bottom a brightround red spot labeled, "devil's nest-egg- ."

The next was "the store-box- " plan, orbanking upon bonds, shown by a square,with various qneer inscriptions about ''cen-tralization' "monopoly," "sepulchera,"and so on. The last was the "corn-crib- " plan,Joanna CriybllPs hobby, shown also by apyramid (he luaistsd upon pronouncing it

but a pyramid standing upon itsnatural and fixed base, and denoting, as thelittle old man earnestly put it "the honestdollar as opposed to the rascally dollar" acurrency Issued directly to the people uponreal estate mortgages, drawing a nominalrate of interest, renewable at pleasure, andto be redeemed "only when the bate ceasesto cover the issue," he explained "whichwill be never!" be called out in a raisedand peremptory voice, while a big exultant

mile overspread his face; and then bestood gazing at the diagrams in rapt, oblivi-ous silence.

The editor had given careful heed, butsomehow he did not altogether comprehendthe corn-cri- b doctrine. People seldom did

at first the little old man innocently re-marked. And yet there was evident thouiht,and perhaps logic. In Mr. Craybill's giddydiagrams, the editor was free to confess.Most persons, no doubt, would have dis-missed each contrivances with the pityingIdea that the fashioner thereof was slightlyout of gear about the bead. But he did notso strike the editor. On the contrary, thatestimable person was sure he bad in bis timeheard far more incoherent financial theoriesadvanced by men of conceded and applaudedlevelnesaof brain, whose talk evinced muchless reading than Joshua Craybill's, and whooould not on the forfeit of tueir lives havemade tangible profert of their whimsies withhalf the suo-es- s achieved by this little oldman with bis chart and his pillow-eas-

Keally Cravbill interested the editorHe wanted no odice, he was proselvting forno party. The most that he desired was anaudience, and a new set of diagrams "paint

ed on rolling canvas." Fie did not disguisethe fceltng'that he regarded his key to thesolution of the currency riddle as "worth atleait $10,1X 0 for the purposes of a lecture tothe Oranges;" and yet he was willing totake as an equal parter in this lecture enter-prise any reputable person who would advance funds to pay for the new rolling-can--vas diagrams. He w ished to let his lightthine, that was all and pay my debts," beam with a shrug.They talked an hour or more tagether,

Craybill and tbe editor, mainly with regardto getting tbe corn-cri- b doctrine thoroughlybefore the public; and at length the conulusion was reached that, all things considered,the beet way would be for Craybill to goforth among tbeyeomary of tbe county andseek their votes. He must go in an inde-pendent role, of course, "soornlng the partyfash," and all tbat sort of thing, and askingfavor only upon the genuine merits of thecorn-cri- b policy a opposed to the er

and the store-bo- lt devices. It took con-siderable argument to win Craybill over tothe idea of striving for converts to bis reformby soliciting votes for htmseirt but finally heagreed to make tbe trial. " If only they'lllisten tome," he sighed; and the editor saidthey'd be sure to when once he got fairlystarted. And then arose a new question ; toret votes he must bn a candidate.and what should be run tor It would neverbe known, I suppose, whether or not the editor was serious in his suggestion of the officeto which Craybill ought to look; but at anyrate it was settled that the next JVete Erashould announce him a People's candidateror uoroner. Anu upon this understanding,they shook hands warmly and parted.

All nature was a gladdening harmony tot;ray diii as ne imaged along the bottom oadthat evening on his Way home. He hadfound a chance, at last! and It thworld for him. His inner Joy, new-bor- n sndexalting, went out irora mm r.Ke a benediction, and blessed every thingso little doesit require to satisfy us with life when tbatlittle Is just what we want. He lifted bis hatand walked with uncovered head under thebranches of the clustered elms, and in amongtbe great gnarled sycamores that overlookedthe bluff behind them like so many giantsentinels. For the first time, the songs of thebirds seemed to him not entirely aimless oruseless. He even stooped and plucked acasual bunch of wild daisies) they looked sounaccountably bright and fresh to him; andhe carried them along with him as indiffer-ently as though he hid been doing the like allhis life, never once thinking how odd it madehtm appear, until be reached home and sawthe look of surprise and questioning In theface which confronted him at the door andbrought him suddenly back to himself.

It was not a pretty face, this woman's. Itwas of the pincbed and luioeless kind, givingan impression of Its having been blown uponalways by a north wind. The eyes were gray.full, and vaguely engaging, but there werecurious little creases about the corners oftbem, like "gathers" in a piece of muslin, tbecnin asserted itself prominently overanarrow white collar fastened with a small, in-

tensely scarlet earnelian pin. And the form.like the face, also lacked the conventionalplumpness, though certain cunning amenities of dress which women learn, I wonderbowr did considerable to soften ana dlsguise this unhappy fact.

Tbe woman was Miss Abigail Munger, akind of amateur governess in tbe familyher stater's lamlly--lbou- gb ostensiblyboarder there, as Craybill was. she wasstrong-minde- after a fashion, and kept ascrap-boo- k, and was of that equivocal agewhich courtesy puts at 23. She bad no confidence in anything unlessitcould be demonetrated, as she expressed iu She reckonedseriousness (which she confounded withhonesty ) among the first of virtues; and whenshe smiled, which she did but rarely, it waswith I be precision of a spirit-leve- l. Still shewas kind, considerate, and. in her way. tender, and I make no doubt that many a nighther sleep was touched with splendor bythose dreams of apocryphal cavaliers on Incredible steeds which unmarried womenare said to go on dreaming to the eud of theirday.

Unlike most of her sex, she was a goodlistener, and this was probably her strongestpoint in Cray burs estimation; for, of allthings in human nature, Craybill most likeda good listener. And then, Miss Mungerbad a predilection for figures and problems,and cravbill furnished them In abundance.She understood, too, or seemed to under-stand, every thing be said, which pleased andencouraged mm; ana, lunnermore, nsa suenot with her own wining nsnds mitde tn:itunique pillow-ca- se in ubiuh be kept hisdiagram Yes, they were very goodfriends, and when he stood tbere in thedoor-wa- y with his pillow-cas- e on his sboulder and the bunch of daisies lying at hit feetwhere be had dropped tbem, and told berla hasty, general terms of his interview withthe editor "such a nice, renective manhe said she actually looked almost delighted enough to laugh; and then, at hersuggestion, they went into the house andsat by the center-tabl- e, to discuss the goodnews in detail.

Tbe next New Era contained tbe announcement of Craybill's candidacy, aspromised, and the editor thoughtfully directed attention to it in a neat local paragraph (which Miss Munger cut out andpasted In her scrap-book- ), saying, amongother things, that "the otlice of Coronerbeing so closely connected with the mostsolemn and tender episodes of human life,it ought not to be made a football of theparty caucus or a perquisite 01 me ordinarypolitical trickster." This stroke was in-

tended, the editor privately assured Cray- -bill with what sincerity I can not say" tocapture tbe Grangers," and at the sametime. It possible, head on nominations bythe County Conventions." But in the latterrespect, at least, it failed. The oppositionpaper promptly came out with a scathingcolumn article denouncing wnat it ieucitous- -ly termed "this solitary horseman nonsenseas an insult to the Intelligence of "a peoplewhose fitness to select their own standard- -bearers was their pride and security."And so two other candidates were duly putinto the field against Craybill one aneclectic physician of limited practice, andthe other a dealer in furniture, whose slockincluded "a full line of ready-mad- e coffins."

Craybill wasa good deal dismayed by thesemovements, and It required ail of the editor's knack of persuasion, by theenoru 01 uncle tjlif Tompkins, a well knownlocal wire-pulle- r, to prevent him from beat'111 k at 1 di ic.u aj ucie3, uuno us in- -gained his composure, and Uncle CI if volunteered to assist him n managlug his canvas. 44 This doctor," said Uncle CI if, " iswhat the Grangers call a youknow. He don't raise any thing, and youcan turn the farming element all against himon that snowing. And thecomn-fello- ha middle-ma- he don't raise any thingeither, lie lives on tbe bard earnings of thelaboring population, and you can upset himwith that. And then those diagrams, that1to re-D- mat

" And the corn-crib- ," Craybill prompted." And the corn-crib- ." echoed Uncle Clif.

44 How are they going to get over those. Iwant to know? They lust can't doit notthis year, Mr. Craybill. when labor is up inarms and going forth to drive the money- -cnangers irom cue lempic."

And what a summer tbat was for speech-makin- g

in Kansas! Men talked gliblyof "the dignity of labor" who had seldomtried any more serious exertion than tbemanipulation of dominoes, and bawledthemselves hoarse over "the tyranny ofcapital," while they adroitly shifted theirproperty to their wives' names to avoid tbepayment of their honest debts. Meetingswere held almost dally in tbe several townships; every school-hous- e bad its Grange;in every shady corner lounged a group orfatigued patriots, in their Sunday clothes.evolving opinions about "the hardtimes."

In this pervasive and clattering chorus.Craybill's voice was heard as frequently asoccasion offered, piping the virtues of bisoorn-cri- b theory, and csimly, though point-edly, denouncing the er and store-bo- x

iniquities. That he would succeed, henaa no longer a hint or doubt; as soonwould he have distrusted one of his owndiagrams. But Miss Munger, much as shewould have liked to share this view of thesituation, was yet unable to smother hermi giving. She believed in Craybill's doc-trines thoroughly; but she was skepticalof the popular intelligence in the matter ofchoosing a Coroner. Her uppermost desirewas to have him beat the opposing candi-dates. She was as anxious as he tbat hisscheme of reform should prevail; but sMIlmore did she long to see biin Coroner. Theman had become more to ber than his hob-by that was tbe truth about it,I conjecture

and between her faith on tbe one handand ber fears on the other (like most wom-en, she mixed her emotions with her con-victions, and could not readily separatetbem), it was impossible for ber to strikea balance; but when she took occasiononce only, and guardedly to speak thismood to him, he merely smiled in a know-ing manner, and said, " It's all right, it's allright.".And so, when, a few days later, a mass-meeti-

for general discussion was adver-tised to take place at the county-se- at withthe numerous candidates ct all kinds forspeakers, and the editor informed him tbatan address was expected from him the sameas from the rest of tbem, he speedily soughtMiss Munger to show her that here wasdefinite proof of a ruling desire to hoar him,and to compare his opinions with conflictingones; the result of wtiiob could not but be theutter confusion and defeat of tbe ash -- hopper and store-bo- x parties. lie pictured Itminutely, and talked with ber about it a longtime; and far removed as ha always wnsfrom such a thing as vanity, he could not al-

together get rid of a little throbbing of se-

cret pride as be thought of the speech hnwould make. "I wish I had my d digramspainted on rolling ctnvas," came iulo hismind for a moment, but it was for a moment

only. His confidence rose superior even totbe diagrams.

This mass-meeti- at the county-sea- t wasthe event of the campaign. 44 Kvery school-distri- ct

in the county was represented," theNew Era said, " and there were more teamsin town than we have seen in one day sinceBarnum's show was here." There was aprocession, with numerous banners andmartial music; a dinner in the grove down bythe ford; an afternoon of speeches in thepublic square; and in the evening a bonfireof ls and dry-goo- boxes. Cray-bi- ll

told Miss Munger all about it late tbat.night, she having waited anxlouily for hisreturn. He talked somewhat slower thanwas bis wont, and would stop occasionallyin a reflective way, like one under oatb, andnow and then she fancied there was a shadeof suppressed bitterness in bis voice; but hisround, unruffled countenance gave no signthat it did not always Wear, and when hetalked or when he was silent, he lookedstraight Into her eyes.

It seemed from his account that Craybillwas not called upon to speak until far in theevening there were so many orators, beexplained, and so much music. When atlast his turn came, be spoke from a wagon inthe street near the bonfire; and the audi-ence greeted bitn with a merry shout" late as it was," he remarked to Miss Mun-ger, encouragingly. But hardly bad he gotbeyond a brief general statement of bis doc-trines, be went on to relate, when some onein the crowd called out, "Pull down yourvest 1" and the cry was taken up and repeat-ed all around him from a hundred throats.

"My vest is a bit short for public speak-ing," he said, after a pause, giving the gar-ment a little twitch, " and I suppose it didlook odd to tbem when I was gesturing. Iforgot about it." And then, presently," The ls made every thing solight," he suggested, in a Soft, indulgenttone.

Miss Munger moved uneasily in her chair,out said Homing, ana ne proceeded:

" After that, though, they listened quietly.until 1 unrolled my diagrams; but at sightof the diagrams, and before I bad time tosay a word about them, several asked atonce, Does that cbromo go with tbe story 1"

meaning by tbe story my speech, I Inferredand I bad to stand tbere while they all

l.tutfhed. and laughed, and tossed their hatsaround, and crowded up to the wagon tolook closely at the diagrams and shake handswith me, a dozen of 'em at a time ; and then,all of a sudden, somebody cried, 4 Shoot it,shoot It!' and "

" Oh !" screamed Miss Munger, starting toher feet and trembling.

" It was all in fun," he assured her with awan smile; " I never saw folks seem to enJoy themselves more."

" It was shameful," she returned, as shetoox ner seal again" it was shameful 1"

44 Pretty soon," he continued, " they became still again, and appeared to grow in'terested, and I was demonstrating to themhow a currency based upon real estate woulddo away with the issuing of bonds of anykind to raise money as It certainly would

when some of those standing nearest thefire began to halloo, "Hire a hall, old man

hire a hall ! ' and then tbe laughing start-ed again, and tbey all came crowding up toine wagon to snaKe nanus wun me again,and the men with the drums beat tbemas hard as they could. It was an awfulracket."

Miss Munger drew a long breath and wasabout to speak: then checked herself andsat staring at him, bewildered and wondering.

"It was all good-humor- the handshaking." be hastened tosav. " but embarrassing." he added.wilh anotherfaint smile.Then, buttoning his queer old coat across bisbreast, " I think myself the meeting oughtto have been in a hall the evening meeting,mat is ior me air was quite cool, notwith-standing the bonfire."

He seemed lost in thought for a littlewhile, and did not speak again until MissMunger moved her chair, and the noisearoused bim.

"Well," be resumed, "I got their attention once more, after a few minutes, andtney were very patient, only ihv wouldcheer so frequently, until fln:illv. List as Iwas making ready to sum up. with the diagrams held out before them, two or threevoices In the edge ut th- - gilliering shout--ea, -- uive us a rest,' ana I stopped;and at tb.it Ihey all surged up to tbe wagonto so .ke bauds wun me again, oneirfter another. And then they seizedHold of the wagon and went running withit up the street so fast that 1 could scarcelykeep my feet; and when they baited infront of the Court-hous- e, I thanked themfur their kindness, and climbed down andcame away."

He assumed a reflective aspe t again, ob-serving as be did so, more In soliloquy thanotnerwise, " 11 would nave been inme to try to talk to tbem anv more:and a minute later, be said, in 'the samemusing, absent manner: " If only I couldhave bad my diagrams painted on rollingcanvas 1 '

Then he was silent and his head droppedand when, directly. Miss Munger arose andstarted toward the door, and passing bim,stopped to bid him good-nigh- t, she saw thatbis eyes were shut, and bis mind in dreamland, she did not wake him, she onlvtouched his shoulder with tbe tips of hern niters." Blesss his old heart!" she said, underner Dream, ana went soniy out.

Tbe next morning. Uncle Clif called tocongratulate Craybill upon bis speech, andto declare to him that if tbey did not " springsomething very smart at the last moment,"bis election was ss good as settled. " Wecan't figure dead-sur- e on Sandy precinct,"be salu, "for they're a slippery lot downtbere; several of 'em have lately moved inand don't talk, several of 'em are on thefence, and several of 'em can be bought; so itmaygomree or lour euner way. nut tbetown's for you, after that speech: and mostof the country precincts, except Sandy, willao to tie 10, unless mere's been some lob putup mat we naven't dropped on and 1 dou'treckon there has," and with a Darting injunction to Craybill to "keep a stiff upperup," ne mounted nis norse and rode away.

" A man or parts," tald craybill, watchmg bim tin he passed out of sight" a manof parts !"

Later in the day, cravbiu made a trio totown to see his friend tbe editor, who as-sured him, with a profusion of adjectives,that every thing was ' working like a clock."And when be returned borne, after sunset,In the sparkling October twilight, there wasMiss Monger by the front window waitingror nim or at least sne was atone, ana ap-parently waiting for him and he noticedthat ber hair, ordinarily soplain and smooth.was combed in droll oun-tove- r her forehead,with "beau catchers" on either side: andtbere were some honeysuckle-blossom- s atber throat. She bad knots of ribbon curiously pinned to tbe cuffs about her wrists.100; anu ner scrap-boo- k lay opened In berlap, an 1 sne was rumbling over a little bunchof newspaper clippings, several of which escaped her fingers and fluttered to the floorat be came in.

44 I'm glad you've got back." she remarkd at once, iu a tone that was low and un

usual with her; and then, as she gatheredup the fugitive clippings, she added, withan affectation of girlish chirping which wasa melancholy failure, 44 Tbe stars are verypretty

" I'm going to be elected !" Cravbill interposed, bluntly unregardful of her speech,and leaning over toward her eagerly, hisisci si-io- ana nis voice noia ana positive." I'm going to be elected !" he repeated, stillmore emphatically, and he wondered whyshe did not clap ber hands and tell him howbappy she felt about Iu

Don't be too certain." she replied oresently, in a quiet snd kindly manner, as If so-licitous to avoid wounding bim; and whentoe radiance left nis face, ana a sort of dismay settled over it, and be wnulJ have toldher all the uplifting things Uncle Clif andthe editor had been saving to him. she simply raised her band like one admonishingan over-talkati- cbild, and he lowered hiseyes and kept silence.

" But no matter," she said quickly, and inan evident flurry; "let's not talk of it anymore, at present. Do you like poetry"Then she nervously fumbled over her littlebunch of scraps again, and picked out one.Baying, 44 Here's something" this withaverted face and a pretense of hearkeningto some possible noise " something thit 1think's real good."

He did not look up, and so she read tbeverses to him. They were commonplaceenough, with feet tbat limped and irippxd,and rhy lues that were excruciat ions of verbalsurgery; but tbey related to the sea, themuch-saile- d and evarlaatlng sea. and to asupposititious girl with blown hair and beseeching arms, standing upon the beachand singingto ber uiianpareni lover, "in bisship so brave and gay," somewhere out " ontbe waves so high and gray;" and this, Itake it. was what made It "real good" toMiss Abigail, for a man with half an eve forfnmiuinH artfulness could have seen ibat shewas tr ing in ber unpracticed way to read tobim between tbe lines a secret of her own.

But Craybill had not even half an eve forsuch pranks. He could not help observingthat she read with a disturbed air, very dif-ferent from the direct, arithmetical mannerwhich was her common habit, but he attrib-uted it, if be thought of It in a critical sense,to the novelty of her reading poetry; shebad never read poetry iu his presenilebefore. The ver es bad no bidden meaningfor him. In fact, he was unable to see auymeaning at all in them (which was no greatwonder), and after sitting a few minutes

itb bis bands to bis bead In a reveriehat made ber heart beat very fast, he raised

his blushing face, and said slowly and

I can't make it out."I'll read it (or you again," she responded.

promptly suiting the-a- et Inn to the words.with a little more deliberation, in curtainplaces, than before.

It was very kind of her, but the secondreading left him yet mentally groping.

44 It's tlie primary postulate I can't fix inmy mind," be informed her, and with pitia-ble sheepishness, be forced himself to add:" I never saw a seai"

"Nor 1,'' she replied, "except Inpictures; but it's not a hard thingto imagine; and any way, in this case, itisn't tbe sea that signifies so much as someother things the ship, for instance, and thepoor girl on the bank." Then she went onto interpret the verses to bim, line by line,as she understood them, dwelling speciallyupon the lonesome maiden with disheveledhair and widespread arms venturing herheart out to sea in a song; but the effortseemed to tease her, for several times shepaused and bit her lip as if at a loss for theright word, and at last, with something likedesperation, she turned her eyes full uponhim and said rather precipitately, thoughearnestly 1 .

" May be the bother is that you don't un-derstand what being in love means?"

" I'm afraid I don't grasp poetry verywell," was all the answer he made; and ifhe had looked closely he would have seenmanifest signs of discomfiture in her coun-tenance as she folded the little paper andsat silently twirling it between her rapidfingers, watching him furtively, and glancingnow and then at the ceiling. But he sawnothing of her annoyance. He was notthinking now of her, nor of the verses, norof any thing she had been saying. His mindwas busy once more with the financial prob-lem with the d, the store-bo- x andthe ash hopper, and the "diagrams paintedon rolling canvas." And so hn soon re-curred to the matter of the mass-meetin- g,

the election, and bis conversations withUncle Clif and the editor, and kept on talking in this strain, apparently forgetful of allelse, until a late hour, and ceased bis discourse, at length, only when Miss Mungercomplained, as pleasantly as she could un-der the circumstances, of the chill night air,and said she must beg to be excused.

During the next week, the closing weekof the campaign.Craybill industriously pursued his speech-makin- g in the countryprecincts: but when election day came hewas not to be found) Indeed, he did notshow himself until after the voting was allover. It was nearly 10 o'clock at night, infact, when he slipped into the New Eraoffice with fidgety tread and a pale attemptat his customary smiling, and was receivedwith sundry embarrassing exclamations ofInterest and favor by the crowd tbere collected to hear tbe returns from tbe variouspolling places. Uncle Clif was tbere, blandand loquacious, with bis elbow upon tbeeditor's table and bis feet among theexchanges the central figure, as usu-al; and grouped about him, on thefew precarious chairs, the emptycoal-bo- x. the imitoslne-ston- e. and thedampened pile of paper for next week's NwEra, were all the local politicians, crackingtheir rude Jokes and rehearsing their wellworn reminiscences or former elections.Craybill drew apart from tbe crowd andstood in the corner where the daily accumulations of office dirt and rubbish were sweptwith rigid method every morning. His coatwas buttoned closely and his hat pulledd wn over bis forehead, and there was ascared, apprehensive look in bis eyes, whichdeepened to a species of awe as he listenedto the editor calling out the figures from tbearriving returns. He was so concealed fromview, and so reserved, that bis presence wassoon lost sight or, or was recalled only at in-

tervals and in brief lulls of the conversation;and during the excitement that followed tbeannouncement of the final summing up anannouncement which told bim that in a totalof over twelve hundred votes. Just two (Uncle Cliff's and the editor's presumably) hadbeen cast for him and his hobby! he stolequickly and unobserved out of tne office,and down the creaking stairs, and out

the town, on the road homeward, thefatal news ringing In bis ears at every steplike the challenge of some pursuing ghost.

It was a superb night, and wretched ashe was, Craybill could not wholly resist itsabundant charm. Possibly his very heart-ache helped him in some occult way to seeand feel with more than passing acuteness:certainly the scene aroused, interested, andeven comforted him.' He slackened hispace ss he passed over the bluff that shutout all sight of tbe town oenma bim; anagradually, there in the moon lit wood, amongthe many-shape- d and flitting shadows, tbefact of bis defeat somehow took tbe form ofa presentiment in bis mind, instead of anexperience, ana be snia to mrasein

"She knows: yes. she knows."He was thinking of Miss Munger, and her

discouraging "Don't be too certain," whenhe bad sought to assure her ne was going tobe elected. Then he stopped, and stood listening to the subdued and tremulous flow ofthe river, borne to htm like music on tneclear, eager air; and when ne walked onagain, he went cautiously and slower thanbefore, as if fearing he might break thegrateful spell.

Miss Munger opened tbe door for him asbe came along tbe little patb from the mainroad to the bouse, snd her woman's swiftinstinct read his failure in his face. He wasspared tbe necessity of saying he had metdefeat; sne could see mat plainly enougn;but It was no easy task to tell her bow poignant and how crushing the defeat reallywas. In time, however, he disclosed It all:not without marks of deep grief, which hedid not seek to hide, nor yet omitting to de-clare bis belief tbat the result might havebeen entirely different "if only he could havebaa tbe diagrams painted on rolling can'vas." And then, with bowed bead, he await'ed her reproach.

But Miss Munger did not reproach him,did not so much as remind him tbat she hadhalf predicted Just such an ending. Shemerely gave him to understand, in a fewfervent words, how very, very sorry she was,and then changed tbe subject from a personal to a general character, and began talkingto him about courage and fortitude and thechance of finding balm for the worst ofwounds. "Clouds only hinder the light,"she remarked: "they do not put it out. andit is liable to break through any moment,"

which was quite a neat way of putting It,sne nattered nerseir.

He did not comprehend her, however, except in a theoretical sense, as shecould readily see; and so she made bold to grasp othertactics, and assert in plain and direct termswhat she bad vainly aimed to betray to himdelicately and by inference.

" This is all for you," she said " and your?ood. iou are throwing your lire away,

brood too much: you are not enoughlike other men. And it's all wrong. Touneed a home of your own" she spoke lessfirmly now, and in a persuasive fashion " ahome, 1 sav, and somebody to think about.It wouldn't be any trouble at all for you tofind a woman to love you, and understandyou, and be your wife I know it wouldn't.Why don't you get married ?"

" Yes tnank you yes," Craybill stam-mered, bardlv knowing what he wasdoing, the situation was so new and so confounding.

She could restrain herself no longer. Shestarted from her seat and walked brisklyacross the room ; then she whisked roundand retraced her steps in the same Impul-sive, hastening manner, and stood erect be-fore him, her bands clasped, and her eyes redwith repressed tears.

"Joshua Craybill," she exclaimed,"you'rea goose ! "

He did not reply at once, and did not lookup until he heard the window raised and theshutters thrown open violently; and then hesaw her leaning against the window-sid- e.

with her arms resolutely folded, and herface concealed from him In the runted cur-tains.

I guess I am." he presently observed.and dropped his head again and was silent.

She stood gazing through the window atthe heavens, and longing to have him speak.But he said no more, and did not stir. Thestars shone feebly, she noticed, and themoon was dim and unsteady, and all at oncethe surrounding clouds closed upon It andshut it from sight. Then she turned away,and went stealthily back to Craybill, whostill sat there with bowed head and silent.She called him gently by name, but he gaveno response; she took his hand In hers anInstant, and released it suddenly, and hemurmured something in broken accents, ofwhich she caught onlv the words, "diagrams

rolling canvass," and then his chin sunkupon his breast, his limbs relaxed slowly,and he made no further sign.

The Man with a Hobby was sound asleep.Mcribner' Monthly for August.

Baked Tomatoes : Take a deep pudding dish and butter the inside of it well;first put in a layer of bread-crunibs.th-

a layer of peeled sliced tomatoes, thena small onion cat very thia; dredge ona little flour, pepper and salt; now be-(T- in

with bread crumbs again, tomatoes,onion, and soasoninjr, till the dish isfull ; the top layer must be bread-crumb- s,

with salt and pepper, and a few smallbits of batter over it; put this in theoven ; keep it covered with a tin platef r an hour, then remove the plate andlet it brown. It does not require toohot an ovep. It will take at twohours to bake. Those who wish canadd snertr to suit I ha taste. It U betterto send to table in the dish used for baking.

George BrinkerhofT, a workmanemployed in a pluning-mi- ll at Eureka,111., while in the ant 01 adjusting someru iohinory was caught in the beltingand his body whirled around at leait ahundred times before tiie terrible soul- -

dent was discovered. His body was lit-erally torn to pieces.

FARM TOPICS.

Killing Cabbage Worms. It issaid that cayenne pepper sprinkled overcabbage plants is a sure preventive ofworms, destroying them, and will notinjure the plants. . It would probably bemore effectual if a light tincture weremade, and the plants lightly wateredwith it. The surer way, however, is tocatch the mother butterflies, with aa in-

sect sweep net, which any one maymake by attaching a bag of millinet twoand a half feet long to a stout hoop, andattaching athree-fee- t handle thereto. Inthis connecion, a correspondent, M. V.L. A., Morrisonville, 111 , writes: ,4Myexperience with the green cabbageworm was of benefit to my neighbors aswell as myself. Un their nrst appearance, there were hundreds. I dustedblack pepper over them before the dewwas off. After the second application,only 12 worms remained on ISO headsof cabbage. I sent them to bug heavenby rubbing turpentine on their backswith a feather, and now our paten is en'tirely unmolested." Western Rural.

Dry Cows. It is a common practiceamong some dairymen to give theircows, while dry, but scanty living.When a cow ceases to give milk, or isdried up, any feed is considered gooaenough for her. 1 think this is a greatmistake ; and the result is a diminishedproduct of milk, both in quantity andquality, when she does come in. Thereis a large draught on the system to sustain the calf while the cow is carryingit, and to keep tne cow in good condi-tion good feed is an important as when

'she is giving milk. It is my opinionthat $l's worth of food when the cow isdry is worth f l.fiO's worth after shecomes in. An animal in poor conditioncan not digest as much food as an ani-mal in eood condition. If the oow ispoor when she comes in, she will notdigest enough food to support tne system, and at the same time t make alarge quantity of milk. The practice ofturning cows out on poor feed whiledry, expecting to make up when theycome in, by good feed, is a very uneco-nomical one.and will not be allowed bygood and careful dairymen. The way Itreat my cdws when they get a calf is asfollows : In the summer time I keepthem in the stable for two days, feedgood hey. give one duart wheat branmorning, noon and night. I also givethem a bucketful of lukewarm waterwith a pint of rye flour in it, morningand evening. Iu the winter time I keepthem three days in the stable, and withsuch treatment I never had a sick oow.My father kept cows 45 years, and healways gave them rye nour in the water ;be never lost a single cow, ana ownedas high as 30 different cows in one year,

Cor. Practical Farmer.Feeding Fowls foa Health. It is

my sincere belief that fully one-ha- lf ofthe diseases which affect poultry arebrought on by a torpid liver. It is fre-quently the trouble with old and veryfat fowls. The excess of fat appears toinjure the bliod, and tbe liver is thefirst organ to feel the effects. Beyonda certain extent, an overburden of fatin birds or animals oreeds disease. Theyshould be kept in what is termed a goodworking condition, except when beingfitted for the shambles. Farther thanthis the effect is damaging. The liverbecomes affected, and the other organssutler in sympathy, ine evil of internperance may be indulged in by eatingas well as by the partaking of ardentspirits. Long excess is detrimental tothe health, and produces disease in oneform or another, tor this reason achange of diet is desirable. After fowlshave been fed to a certain extent on onekind of food, change it, and mark theeffect. But it matters little what feedwe give to our fowls, more especiallylaying hens, if we neglect to give themgravel. This is quite as important asthe food itself. They require adaily supply of broken clam oroyster shells. These they devour eagerly, and they are as necessary in summeras in winter. Because the fowls run atlarge is no reason why they do not needshells. Where fowls have been kept fora number of years, year after year, inthe same place, ranging over the yardsat will, there is not an inch of groundthat they have not traveled over againana again, and picked up all the sub'stances available to them. Fowls donot, like turkeys, range at long dis-tances, but are more attached to theirregular runways, and feed only thereinConsequently all the material requiredby them is closely hunted out. An oldanvil, or a large hard stone, should bekept for this purpose near their feedingDlaces. and also a lar?e heaD of shells.Break a suitable quantity each day (astney relish tbem better freshly broken)as large as a kernel of corn, and somelarger, while in the breaking there willalso be some like dust and: sand. Ofthis they are fond. When thispractice is followed up through theseason, the fowls will be more quiet,and scratch less. They are as oftensearching for something to cut theirfood, when scratching, as for any thingelse. The birds will be more healthy,and will perform their regular functions, and give their owner less causeof complaint. If well cared for. fowlswill not be troublesome, and one neednot be particular about the breedBrahmas are sluggish and take on fateasily, from the faot that they gorgeand cram themselves with food. Thereis room for study while feeding fowls.where there are a variety of breeds kepttogether. The Leghorns will pick twoor three dozen kernels, and are offabout other busiaess gathering theirfreen food, or reposing in the shade,

their plnmage while thelarger breeds will remain as long asthere is a kernel left. --A good way tomanage them is to fill them up withbroken pottery or coarse food. Therewere bitter complaints about the Leg-horns last spring. They were accusedof scratching all the grass up inthe lawns, and wallowing holesin the walks. I investigated thematter. The walks, underneaththe gravel, were paved with clam-shel- ls

that bad been placed there to be out ofthe way. The fowls had discovered andwere determined to unearth them. Iinquired into the matter, and found thatthe birds were suffering from the lackof their usual supply. A ration wasprovided for them each day, and thecomplaint ceased, while the productionof eggs almost immediately increased.There is perhaps no breed of fowls thatshows the effects of a change morereadily than the Leghorns. I do notsay that in this respect they excel allothers, bat in my own experience I havefound it to be the case with them Thereis no variety that will bear neglect andprosper. 1 here is no denying tbe factthat our fowls for the past 15 or 20 yearshave been gradually improving, both asregards the quality of the flesh and theegg production. Not only in beautyand variety, but in utility and adaptation to many different requirements, wehave birds of all sorts, colors, classesand sizes. One can choose for himself .

Country Gentleman.

One of the institutions of London isthe charwoman, or chore woman. Doesa woman fail as a servant, does the eye-sight of a seamstress give way, is thewife or widow of an artisan er laborerovertaken by adversity, she falls intothe great army of charwomen. Someare trustworthy and are employed foryears in tbe same family and take careof the house. Their pay is from flty to75 cents a day, with food.

A Chicago editor shouts: "Wehave killed 814,000 ho js since the firstof March." Tne Waterloo Obervrsays if that's the case it will hardlypay to get out a directory this year.

HINTS FOB THE HOUSEHOLD.

THE TABLE.Green Corn Podding: 1 quart of

milk, 3 beaten eggs, 1 dozen ears ofcorn grated, 1 tablespoonful each ofbutter and sugar, and a little salt ; bakein a covered pudding-dis- h 1 hour.

Fried Cucumbers : Fare, cnt intolengthwise pieces a quarter of an Inchthick and lay in cold or ice-wat- er halfan hour. Take out, wipe With a nap-kin, season with pepper and salt, dredgewith flour and fry to a light browfl:

Iced Coffee: Make more coffeethan you are in the habit of doing forbreakfast. Add to it about one thirdas much boiling milk as you have cof-fee, and set away to cool. Place on iceand serve for dinner or tea, with lumpsugar and cracked ice in each tum-bler.

Apple Fritters: Peel some applesand cut them in slices ; put a little su-

gar over them and some lemon Juice.Let the pieces soak a couple of hours ;

then dip each piece in pancake batter,and have ready a frying-pan- , with twoinches deep of fat. When hot, put theslices of apple in one at a time, turnover with a slice as they are doing, andserve with powdered loaf sugar.

To Pickle Fruit: The following ex-cellent mode is practiced in many fami-lies : To each peck of fruit allow 4pounds of sugar, a pint of sharp vine-gar, and spice to taste ; boil the vinegarand sugar together for a few minutes,then drop in the fruit and boil untilmoderately soft; when done ponr thevinegar over them and let them standuntil cold before covering. Plums,peaches, pears, etc., can be done in thisway.

English Mixed Pickles : i peck ofsmall green tomatoes ; S dozen smallcucumbers, 3 heads of cauliflower, ipeck of tender string beans, 6 bunchesof celery, 6 green peppers, and a quartof small, white onions. Chop the veg-etables quite fine, sprinkle with saltand let stand over night. To 6 or 7quarts of vinegar add an ounce each ofground cloves, allspice and pepper, 2ounces of turmeric and i pound of mus-tard seed. Let the vinegar and spicecome to a boil, pnt in the vegetables,and scald until tender and a little yellow.

THE TOILXT.So many have asked for a

recipe to remove superfluous hairand none nave made reply that 1 navetaken pity on the afflicted ones and sendin my mite, taken from the best medicalauthority. Superfluous hair is as troublesome to those tbat nave it as baldnessis to others. There is no way to remove it bnt by diluted acids or caustics.patiently applied time after time, as thenair makes its appearance, me mild-est depilatories known are parsley water,acacia juice and the gum of ivy. It issaid that nut oil will prevent the hairfrom growing. The juice of the milkthistle, mixed with oil, according tomedical authority prevents tbe hairfrom growing too low en the forehead,or straggling on the nape of the neckMuriatic acid, very slightly reduced, ap-plied with a sabie pencil, will destroythe hair; and to prevent its growingthe part may be bathed with strongcamphor or clear ammonia. The dep-ilatories sold in the shop are strongcaustics, and leave the skin very hardand unpleasant. Bathe the upper lip,or other feature afflicted with tupeiflu- -ous hair, with ammonia or camphor asstrong as can be borne, and the hairwill die out in a few weeks, moles, witnlone hairs in them, should be touchedwith lunar caustic repeatedly. Careshould be taken to brush the back hairupward from childhood, to prevent thedisfiguring growth of weak, loose hairson the neck. Fine clean wood ashes,mixed with a little water to forma paste, makes a tolerable de-pilatory for weak hair, without anypain. Strong pearlash washes alsokill out poor hair. Now, sisters,some of these many hints may be of useto you. Pale hair shows a want of ironin the system, and this is to be suppliedby a free use of beefsteak, soups, purebeef gravies and red wines. Sandy hair,when well brushed and kept glossy withthe natural oil of the scalp, changes toa warm golden tinge. The eye-lash- es

may be improved by delicately cuttingoff their forked and gossamer points.and anointing with a salve of two dramsof ointment of nltno oxide oi mercuryand one dram of lard. Mix the lard andointment well, and anoint the edges ofthe eyelids night and morning, washingafter eaon time witn warm milk anawater. This, it is said, will restore thelashes when lost by disease. The effectof black lashes is to deepen the color oigray eyes. The discoloration known asmask is removed by a wash made fromSO grains of the chlorate of potash in 8ounces of rose-wate- r. Wrinkles areless apparent nnder a kind of varnishcontaining 86 grammes of turpentine in

drams of alcohol, allowed to dry onthe face. For pimples on the face usethis recipe: Thirty grains of bicar-bonate of soda, 1 dram of glycerine, 1ounce of spermaceti ointment. Rub onthe face ; let it remain for a quarter ofan hour, and wipe off all but a slightfilm with a soft cloth. Frequentbaths in soft water will do as muchfor the complexion as any thing I knowof. After a bath always use a coarsetowel and rub the body until a brisk cir-culation ensaes. For profuse perspira-tion, use one tablespoonful of ammoniain a wash-bow- l of water. Do not usemuch hair oil this is an unclean habitof the toilet but instead use the hair-brush vigorously and often. People whoare anxious to get rid of a superabun-dance of flesh must let all oily mattersalone, aad eat instead acids, lemons,and limes; eat sparingly of dry meatsand crackers instead of bread. Leaveall sweetmeats alone and any thing con-

taining starch or sugar. Lean onesshould eat rich soups, oat-me- and theeatables mentioned for the fleshy onesto let alone. Bathing oily skins withcamphor dries the oil somewhat, wheretbe camphor would parch nice com-plexions. After a child is 6 years old,the hair should never be cut save tohave the ends clipped once a month.This will enable a girl to have a44 dowry" of hair, if she only takesproper care of it. Any woman can bebeautiful if she will only make the ef-

fort. Cor. Detroit Free Press.

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DR. JOHN BULL'S

Smith's Tonic SynmFOR THE CURE OF

FEVER and AGUEOr CHILLS and FEVER.

The proprietor of this celebrated medicinejaitly claim for it a superiority over all rem-edies ever offered to the public for the 8AFE,CERTAIN, SPEEDY and PEEMAHEST cureof Ague and Fever, or Chills and Fever, wheth-er of short or long standing. He refers to theentire Western and Southern country to bearhim tenimonv-l- o the troth of the assertionthat in no ease whatever will it fail to core ifthe directions are strictly followed and carriedout. In a great many eases a sing le dote hasbeen sufficient for a care, and whole familieshave been enred by a tingle bottle, with a per-

fect restoration of the general health. It is,however, prndent, and in every ease more cer-

tain to cure, if its use is continued in smallerdoses for a week or two after the disease hasbeen checked, more eipecially in difficult andlong-standi- cases. Usually this medicinewill not require any aid to keep the bowels ingood order. Shoold the patient, however, re-- o

aire a cathartic medicine, after having takenthree or fonr d oiee of the Tonie, a sin ele do ofBULL'S VEGETABLE FAMILY FILLS willbe uffioient.

Th? genuine SUITE'S TONIC SYRUP mosthave OS. JOHN B 0 LL'S private stamp on eachbottle. DB. JOHN BULL only has the right tomanufacture and sell the original JOHN J,SMITH'S TONIC SYSUP. of Louisville, KyExamine well the label on each bottle. If myprivate stamp is not on each bottle, do notpurchase, or you via oe aeoeivea.

33X1. 3Manufacturer and Vender of

SMITH'S TONIC SYRUP,BULL'S SARSAPARILLA,

BULL'S WORM DESTROYER,The Popular Remedies of th Day.

Priadpal Office, tit Ha la St., LOUISVILLE, KT.

The only SS CentAGUE BEMEDY

IS THE WOELD.

A safe and reliable substitute forQuinine. The best known remedyfor all diseases caused by MalarialPoisoning, being a preventive aswell as a certain cure for

FEVER and AGUE,

Dumb Ague, Ague Cake,Remittent, Intermittent Fe-vers, Kidney Disease, Liverand Bowel Complaints, Dys-

pepsia and General Debility ;the best general Tonic for Debili-tated Systems. Price, 25 cents perbox. Sold by all Druggists in this town.Mailed on receipt of price by DUNDASDICK & CO., 35 Wooster Street, NewYork. Explanatory book mailed FEEEon application.

A Table Book & Introductory Arithmetic.

Tbis little book takes tbe learner throaih LonxDI-Tlslo-

it bss been ran carefully prepared to aid leach-er- a

In Inducting tnelr pupils Into tlie science ol Arith-metic Kxplanatlons, and those simple flrat steps whichsuffsest themselves naturally to trie mind of the instruct-or, ban been omitted, that the else of tbe book mightnot be unnecessarily Increased. But tbe questions ontbe tables are complete, and the examples are socarefully made up that ben the little pupil la able toobtain correct answers to them all without assistance,he will be found to Dam mastered the whole subject.Attention Is particularly reqursted to the examples InNumeration, subtraction and Division. This work com-mends itself as especlallj valuable to the tvacltereef the Primary Department In those public schoolswhich do not put a Primary Arithmetic Into the handsef their pupils. Also, teachers of foreign laneuas-e- s

will find the questions on the tables helpful to them Indrilling their pupils on tbe numbers in the languageswhich they teach.

PBICE, IS cents. FBBI BY MAIIApply to tbe author. 88 Broad St. Elisabeth, H A

asEg, ot New York, or, Tricks and Traps or tbeSWA Metropolis, exposes all swindles, hunihugs andpitfalls at the city. Just out, nearly 200 lame pages,profusely Illustrated. &Oc., of any boukseller or newe-Seal-

or by mall. Jesse Hauey Co.119 MaaasWli.X.

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GRAEFENBERGVEGETABLE!

6mh PIXmXmSMildest ever known, cure

MALARIAL DISEASES,1 AUACn t, BILIOUS-ES- S,

INDIGESTION andeA FEVERS- - These

Tone ud the system and restore health tothose suffering from freneral debility andnervousness. Sold by all Druggists.

S3 3 OozxtsB per Box.OCGlDENTALIS.

NO ALOES ! NO QUININE !

NO POISONOUS DRUGS !A CVBB FOB

DOES NOT AFFtCT THE HEAD.

NAUSEATE THE STOMACH OR GRIPE THE BOWELS.A ulraxant, speeily an I rrlial ie remedy fur female

DlsettMS- Its use prevents aialailal pot-'e- from aocumulating in tlie'.leiiL It keeps the sb.mat'h In ahealthy comliUou, l"i evetit Ina Ilrrlix-- ana

ri,l-r- t . fun iviiliu.il"ii ami Piles. QuiHaNervous Hrlteinent-- Intluc-- r.ireshlng aletip and

a a: lutaty Intlueni-- uimhi .th Die fuiictiuua uf thebiMty. Is an tnvul.iuble Ik ujehuiu remedy,

bold Whi'les ile.'iyIt. II. Mi l (iNAI.n As IX.. New York;VAN K, Si i co Chicago)ItH'liAltlMIN At !.. bt. LolliS.

A. &. V. C. MILLER, Proprietors,7rt II ttmtiintiton lermie. Hf. LeNia

!7 N 1- -18

rriiEv irRinvo rn advisrthieb.jfeif may hum ! ihm Ait frrti rtMnfsat Cjia ar jtrr. A ol verf tmttrm Mare to IihsmseMam mnti tthr fAesr AslMrteaMrM(amrm mm task

DR. CLARK

JOHNSON'SMil I ftMm i n m m

inciiaiijiooupp.LABORATORY,

77 W. 3d St., New York City.leATB O .TKBBET C1T t.

a? Jsmi

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TaUIOVBUBX.

Tie Beat Remedy Known to Hanine f'l .r. jnnnaoB naTina: aaanciBira nimseii wiu asn

Edwin Kssunsn, an escapea capuve, hjiis imWakametkla, the medicine man of the Comanehes, atnow prepared to lend his aid In the Introduction of shewonderful remedy of that tribe.

The experience of Mr. Eastman betnr similar to thaiof Mrs. Chaa. Jones and son. of Washington Count,.Iowa, an account of whose sufferings were thrllllnglS'narrated In the .Vne lor Htrattt at Dec. 15th, 1878.the facts of which are so widely known, and so nearbsparallel, that but little mention of Mr. Eastman's

will be Riven here, rhey are, howerer, ed

In a nest volume of 800 paaes, entitled "Seresand Nine years Among the Comanehes and Apachce,of which mention will be made hereafter. Suflice It aasay that fi r several years Mr. Eastman, while a cafsxvvywas compelled to rather the roots, runs, barks, herbssnd berries of which Wakametkla's medicine wasmade, snd Is still prepared to provide the us bbteriais for the successful IntrodncOoB ef tne medicineto the world : snd assures tbe puhlle that tbe iwaaedy isthe same now as when WnHmalkla enmsatlea Hastesnake It,

Wakametkla, the Medicine Kan.Nothing has been added to the medicine snd nothing;

ass been taken away. It Is wttlmut doubt tbe Bestof the blood and Bxsxwia of the Star a ever

known to man.This Syrup possesses varied nopertlaa,It sell mipBi the Civet.It Act. atfMsn the Itlilneyat.It rearwlaitea th Bowels.It xturtftee the Blood.It owlets the Nervous STStesauIt promotes Dlerestlon.It Nourishes, MlrensjUieaui afxd Iatvlar-rate- s.

It carries off the old Mood and saatkes"it opens the poree of tho strJaL, suad iswaraces stealthy; leraplrjkttoM.

It neutralises the hereditary taint or poison tax theblood, which generates Scrofula. Erysipelas and ailmanner of skin diseases and Internal humors.

There are no spirits employed In Its manufacture, andIt can be taken by the most delicate babe, or by tbeaged and feeble, care only being requited in atientUmm directum.

Edwin Eastman in Indian Costume.Kb tun and Niks Years Amono tbs Cohancubs ah

A TA cn km. A neat volume of 800 psures, being fti tuple sUtoroent of the Ivorrtble tacts cjamcu-- l

with the sad roansacrr of a helpless raniUy, and Umeapthriry, torturr and ultimate eacap of tta tm

urvtTlng memlMTS. Dor Mia by uor ajrents reovemlly. Pi Ice, H.UO.

The ini1n3 of the massacre, briefly nairated, ardistributed by affenta. vrkk of chart?.

Mr. Ea.stiuan, being aimoft constantly at the Westraftaffetl In ftatheiMitT and curing the materials of whicthe la compused. tbe aula biuinna managavnient devolves upon Dr. Jobjawn, and the leiaaflj haabeen called, and Is known aa

Dr. Clark Johnson'sINDIAN BLOOD PURIFIER.Price of Large Bottles - $1.00Price of Small Bottles - - - .60

Read the voluntary testimonials of persons who havbeeu cured by tbe use of Dr. Clark Joboaun'S IndlaaBlool Syrup In your awn vicinity,

TESTIMONIALS OF CURES... Teething, -

Amira, Clara County, Ha, Jan. 19, 1STIraT 5fr "or children Teething Its value cannot be

told. 1 irave tout lodlnii Hlood My rn a to a child10 monliis old, 4 drops In a spoonful of water, snreetimes a day, snd Increased the doss until t. gentlymoved the bowels. After a few doses the ehtd began toeat, got well and played around all the time it was cat-ting teeth. It will stay on the stomach when nothing!else wUL A child of Mrs. Heard man was very sick;nothlnM would stay on Its stomach, not even cold water.At last she got some of your valuable medicine and thenext morning the child eat something snd Is new nilngalonganely. S, t. JsOQiUUL

Best Family Medicine.Hopktjol Nodaway County, Msl, April 13. 1879.

Pear Sir I take great pleasure In stating tbat I havasm your excellent ana lam ssioosi Byatsf iaismuy, ana can leeommena It to ne a good ramuy net

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Aa Agent' Testimony.Trior MrXJJl, Adair Oooaty, lfai --

Dtar 8lrl have been selling your IsicUoat Blooolyrvip for the last six yrara, and it has gives general

satisfaction. Mr wife. Bister, and myself have used ftfor Neuralgia and Derangement of tbe baoxoaoB, and stbaa given satisfaction In every Instance.

ejtuBOBW.nx.

Cares Coagtis and Colds. -

WKMrrraxav fit Charles County, Me.rmr .Cfr I waa troubled with a very bad OotudsMarl, .11 m. Hf. anil M.tlnn.11. MM., malliih. hitwithout the slightest relief. I took some of your

Blood My map, and In a abort time I was efteotually cured. Before taking the medicine I was notable to work, but now am able to do anything, and feat

ui lever did. JAAUta A. CHKHI.T.

Chills and Sick Headache Cared.'Yincxt Krux, rttelps County. Ifa. lgT

Denr StrMj little girl was sorely afflicted with Chillsand Sick Headache, and I was unable to get anything torelieve her until I tried your lxtttlaai Blood Hyrap,which effectually cured hex; it le the greatest Moodpurlfler knownjn the world, JAMA MABSB.

tolra!'All that It Is Recommended

MABortiMS, Madison County, Me., April SS, 1ST.2Var r I have used your excellent Indioai

Blood fey-ra- for Fever and Ague, Dyspepsia anaScrofula, and found It to be all It la mcmmnyinoed to be

A- & BUBS,

An Excellent Family Remedy.Fubmont, KTg County. He

Denr Sir I have used your excellent Indlom IsloodlHyrwp In my family for several years, and find It to besue beat 1 have ever used. J AH. XV IWIOaU

All that it Is Recommended to be.Sn.viK Laxb, Perry County, Ma, Nov. T, 1877.

Pear Sir After two years' experience with yourIndian Blood Hyrou 1 can sav that It Is all that ttIs recisnmendol to be. wiiYnu r nnniia

Liver Complaint Cared.Ratinn. Mercer Cocraty, Me,

Pear Sir- -l would say that I have used your ladlassBlood Myrnp and Liver Complaint,and having been thorousrhly cured, would recommendIt to all troubled with l'lllniinniao. Pnni tlr" n Uflaauawu. aw . s. im.

Liver ComplaintBanoropt, Daviess Cennty. Ma

iVrrr Sir X was suffering about 14 yrsrs with Uvea?Conihinlnt, and was Uriah's to get anything to relieveme until 1 commonced u ing vnur Indian BlooelfSjtnia. which bus effectually cured me. I vhU4tecuumieud It highly. JAMES TAAU