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Hash House Harriets Penang P.O. Box 1153 GPO, 10850 Penang Malaysia
GM: Justbeer 0164184141
VGM: Speed Hound 0164584721
On Sex: Hari Hari Mau 0174255668
Hash Cash: Grandma 0125007787
______________________________________________________________ MEMBERS ONLY Date:22nd July 2012
Newsletter 2111
Note from the GMNote from the GMInitially we had 8 guests and 40 members turn up for Panda Bear's first Harriet set run at the Big Car Park in Waterfall Rd. By the end of the night we had three new members since three of the guests decided to join. Welcome to Manikkam, Christine and Lyn.
After the usual announcements the co-hare directed us to the way in which was over by the road leading into Youth Park. However it was not on the usual path in but a slippery climb up through the bush which unfortunately had been used as a rubbish dump as many plastic bottles and rubbish were in evidence.
Although the earlier rain had settled the ground somewhat it was difficult going with many a slip and slide along the way. At one point Money gave the ladies a helping hand on one particularly slippy part by hauling them up the steep slope.
Since Youth Park trails are notorious for people picking up our paper, The Hares decided to use very small torn pieces to mark the trail. This was both a blessing and a hindrance since there were times when, after many feet had been over them, the paper was a little hard to find. As we followed paper it took us into a small gully which went close by the new Hill Top Hindu Temple and finally out on to a trail leading to Number 5.
The paths were familiar to some but we had not hiked them for some years and hence were novel in that respect and it goes to show how many trails and pathways there are in this area. On and Up we went following this trail and that trail. Traversing, slipping and sliding and we even met with PSC members coming in the opposite direction, so a brief stop for a quick natter was made. Finally we hit
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the main track just before Number 5 with Akz Hole waiting for me at the head of the On Down paper. Down part of the Wild Boar Trail we went, then left across the stream and down the pipe and on home to the run site.
It was another good run using some old and little used paths to get us around the hill together with some more frequently used ones. Thank you Kelvin and co-hare Sai Seng for the setting, followed by delicious food of fried rice/nasi ulam and chicken curry.
The cool and settled evening saw many hashers content to sit and chat away the rest of the evening and were still chatting when I left at 11.15pm.
The Circle
Firstly we welcomed the guests: , Jerry, Rob, Nick, Bina, and CB Yong.
Then we welcomed the new members Christine, Lyn and Manikkam.
Michael Longhair was iced by the GM for coining a phrase of “slip-sliding” run.
Nick Loh was then 'honoured' as an old member for coming to see his old girl-friends again but also for leaving them for newer ones!!
Goodyear then charged our new member Manikkam as a congratulations on being conferred a high level Datukship.
Hari Hari Mau then charged Nick Loh for abusing and assaulting women at the hash. Apparently he accidentally cut Ma's lip one time by flailing his arms around whilst sitting on ice, knocking the plastic water scooper into Ma's face and splitting her lip.
Nick in turn charged Goodyear for being extra slow during the run since he was with Manikkam.
Finally, the Hare and co-hare, Panda Bear and Sai Seng were thanked for the good run and great food.
Other News
Just a reminder that next Thursday the club will present a birthday cake to celebrate ALL members whose birthdays fall in July.
July Birthdays: Cheng Bolton, Chris Chin, Francoise Lacasse, Mark Doctoroff and Will Barclay.
Next week's run is hosted by Kiss Me at Mount Pleasure. Please come and support.
On On
The Hare of the dayThe Hare of the day
Kelvin Kok
Please Note there have been some changes to the Hareline. Please read since YOU may be affected.
**** Next Run ******** Next Run ****
2111– 26 July – Kiss Me– Mount Pleasure
HarelineHareline 20122012
Run Number Date Name Location
2112 02 Aug POSH Gertak Sanggul
2113 09 Aug LonghairQuarry (Bee Gallery if
wet.)2114 16 Aug Monty Python2115 23 Aug Sex Bitch’s Farewell Run2116 30 Aug Helmut2117 06 Sept Edna TAR College
2118 13 Sept Ronnie Tour2119 20 Sept Mini Sausage2120 27 Sept Bai Pass2121 04 Oct Justbeer Quarry Botanical Gardens
2122 11 Oct Cheah (AML)2123 18 Oct Uncle Bee2124 25 Oct General
If you cannot make your date, please let the committee know at least 8 weeks in advance. Less than this and YOU will be responsible for finding
somebody to exchange dates with.
Please let me have your venues as soon as possible.Please let me have your venues as soon as possible.
Please take note that the Gangreen farewell dinner willnow be brought forward to Sunday 2nd September.
*****Contact Geeman to attend or pay! *****
The CircleThe Circle
Our guests
...on ice!...on ice!
Welcome our new members, Welcome our new members, Chrtistine, Datuk Chrtistine, Datuk SriSri Manikam and Lynn Khoo Manikam and Lynn Khoo
A ‘Slip SA ‘Slip Sliding’ run but no problem to Mikeliding’ run but no problem to Mike LonghairLonghair
Welcome back Dr Nic Lie Low after 12 yearsWelcome back Dr Nic Lie Low after 12 years absenceabsence
Datuk Goodyear congratulating Datuk SRIDatuk Goodyear congratulating Datuk SRI Manikam!Manikam!
Dr Lie Low iced for abusing women!Dr Lie Low iced for abusing women!
...and ‘Pussy-whipped’!...and ‘Pussy-whipped’!
It was so traumatic that he dropped his beer!It was so traumatic that he dropped his beer!
Goodyear charged with Tripodding on the hashGoodyear charged with Tripodding on the hash
Thanks to the Hare and Co-Hare!Thanks to the Hare and Co-Hare!
The EveningThe Evening
Pole Dancer with tPole Dancer with toothache!oothache!
Peggy’s ‘Peggy’s ‘Chariots of Fire’ moment!Chariots of Fire’ moment!
More pack leadersMore pack leaders
Then aThen a genuine FRB, who looks like he brought genuine FRB, who looks like he brought half the jungle back with him!half the jungle back with him!
Good to see Uncle Bee back on her feetGood to see Uncle Bee back on her feet
...although her backside doesn’t look any better!...although her backside doesn’t look any better!
Welcome ‘Captain’, a stray hashman we hope toWelcome ‘Captain’, a stray hashman we hope to see again.see again.
Dr Nic Lie Low, a rare visitor!Dr Nic Lie Low, a rare visitor!
Good food!Good food!
This Week Birthday Greetings Go To:This Week Birthday Greetings Go To:Big Willy
Invitation RunsInvitation Runs
August 20124H Gunung Lambak, Kluang, Johor 18th Aug 25th Anniversary Run. Reg RM60 by 18th JulyContact: GM 0122996265
September 2012
18th World Interhash 28-30 Sept. Orlando Florida USA.Go to: www.worldinterhash.com
April 2013Philippines Nash Hash 2013Apr 12-14, 2013Subic Bay PhilippinesContact TBAPhilippines Hash Bash 2013Apr 19-21, 2013La Union, PhilippinesContact Wild wolf/[email protected]
Sunday 9 September 2012
Kl full Moon Hash House Harriers, is the oldest Full Moon hash in Malaysia, and they turn 20 in September. To celebrate this event they are organising a run on in KL.Contact: Mother Sheep 012 381 8516 or Walking Tall 012 232 8742
May 2013
19th World Interhash Heidelberg Germany.24-27 May. Go to: www.worldinterhash.com
May 31-Jun 2, 2013- Borneo Nash Hash 2013- organised by Bintulu Hash- Bintulu, Sarawak, Malaysia- Contact Bintulu Hashor OC Stanley Sung 019 884 1380
FunniesFunnies
1) MURDER AT TESCO
Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband de-cided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed.A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a strange, dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was £10,000.
The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that res-ted inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco Supermarket. There, he sur-prised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the man-ager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce man-ager as well.
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises.
Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, includ-ing his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly ar-rested.The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're Going to hate me for this...)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for £1.00 @ Tesco
Oh, stop groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
2) A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit.
He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?""Yes, sir. What size?""Size 53 tall, ma'am.""Wow, that's really big."
"Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas.""What's next?" she asked.He replied, "How about some shoes?""What size?""Size 15 double E.""Wow, that's really big!"Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."“Yes, sir. What size?""Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied."Wow, that's really big!""Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked."Yes, ma'am. I 'spect I'll need a hat.""Yes, sir. What size? and style?""Eight and five-eighths. Stetson.""Wow, that's really big!""Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied..............
"From the floor ma'am.......From the floor."
3)
A Really Bad DayThere was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Warning: Hashing can be dangerous so when you get buggered up or lose your stuff, don’t expect the club to take the blame!
