Dating Manual

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Decoding guy/girl body-language

1. Kiss on the hand-I adore you2. Kiss on the cheek- I just want to be friends3. Kiss on the neck- I want you4. Kiss on the lips- I love you5. Kiss on the ears- Im just playing6. Kiss anywhere else- Lets not get carried away7. Look in your eyes- Kiss me8. Playing with your hair- I cant live without you9. Hand on your waist- I love you too much to let you go

The three steps

1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him2. Guys: If any girls slaps you her intentions are still

good3. Girls/Guys: Close your eyes when kissing, its rude to

stare

The commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss but take one3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity

Why guys like girls

1. They will always smell good, even if its just shampoo2. The way they call you after youve had a big fight3. The way she says Lets not fight anymore even though

you knew that an hour later4. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them5. They way they kiss you when you say I love you6. Actuallyjust the way they kiss you7. The way they fall into your arms when they cry8. Then the way they apologize for crying about something

so silly9. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt


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10.Then they way they apologize when it does hurt (eventhough we dont admit it!)

11.The way they say I miss you12.The way you miss them13.The way their tears make you want to change the world

so it doesnt hurt her anymore

Thing guys do that girls hate

1. Their excuses, i.e. Im watching the game2. Their immaturity3. Their collective odor4. Their one-track minds5. When they drag us to sports stores6. When they ask us if we caught the game last night

7. When they ignore us8. When they change the channel to football9. When theyre huge pushovers10.When they make us listen to really mindless songs11.When we try to have a stimulating conversation and

they change the subject

Things girls do that guys hate

1. When we ask what color looks better on us

2. When we say I cant go out tonight, I have nothing cute towear!3. When we change the channel to The OC, General

Hospital or god forbid Falcon Beach4. When we make them watch chick-flicks5. When we drag them to clothes/shoe stores6. When we ask them to help pick out makeup/clothes/shoes7. Complain when we break a nail8. When we try to involve ourselves in their hobbies9. When were too clingy

10.When we fight their battles for them11.When we make them listen to really girly songs12.When we force them to actually think really hard about

stuff

Thing guys do that girls love


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1. When we ask what skirt is cuter and they say You lookcute in everything

2. When they baby us3. When they stick up for us4. When we hurt ourselves and they always ask if were ok5. When they buy us stuffed animals and say I saw it and

immediately thought of you6. When they ask us whats wrong even though we dont

say anything

How Guys Flirt

1. He stares at you a lot.2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting)3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a

conversation with you4. He yelled, 'Hi! to your mom that day she picked you up fromschool.5. He blew off his buds to go see 'Brown Sugar' with you causeyou couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in theprocess7. His voice gets softer ('Hey, you') when ever you two talk.8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You where invited by him to a group outing.10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Whichmakes you laugh even harder...12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, but,thighs, ect.)

60 Things a girl wants but wont ask for

1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.


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Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her somewhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

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11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.

15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fightback and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makesher feel loved.

Are you thinking of her?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her shes beautiful.

20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do meanit.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feelprotected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.22. Tell her shes your everything - only if you mean it.23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if shedenies something being wrong, it means she doesnt want o talk

about it- so just hug her24. Make her feel loved.25-kiss her in front of other girls you know

We might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you totickle us.


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26-Dont lie to her27-Dont cheat on her!28-take her anywhere she wants29-Call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work{or school}, and how much you miss her.30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when shedoesnt need you, just be there so shell know that she canalways count on you.

Are you still reading this? You better, because its important.

31. Hold her close when shes cold so she can hold you too.32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want

to kiss her).34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then shewill automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean inand tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like youremad. If shes upset, comfort her

Remember all these things when you are with her next.

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest soyou can cuddle39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

Make sure she knows shes loved.

41. Call her every night to wish her sweet dreams42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.44. Always remind her how much you love her.45. sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and thenbend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.46. Rub her backfeels good

47. Give her your hoodie if shes coldthats always cute


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48. Write letters on her back with your fingerfeels good ;D49. Let her sit on your lap50. Dont poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just doit lightly.51. Hold her hand in public.52. Even if she looks bad one day tell her shes beautiful53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usuallythey just go along with it.54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and thenkiss her passionately and gently.55. Surprisingly sneak up on her and hug her from behindloves it.56. Kiss her in the rain.57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.

58. Slow dance with no music59. Dont ignore her or be nervous around hereverythingsgoing to be okay60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and youll be good to go. ;D

Why girls like guys

1. They make us laugh (only when theyre not trying)2. We make them better people (whether they realize it or

not ;))3. They defend us, even though we can take care of

ourselves4. It might not seem like it, but they really care5. They might just surprise you once in a while6. The way they try and seem macho and manly7. The way they can quote a movie and itll still seem

special

Dos and Donts of dating

1. Guys: DO tell her shes awesome2. Girls: DO tell him hes great at something, be it

sports or D&D3. Guys: DONT say I dont care, unless youre

talking about plans =D


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4. Girls: DONT say that he needs to improve atsomething

5. Guys: DO be honest with her, itll save you a LOTof trouble

6. Girls: DO keep talking to him, otherwise hell loseinterest (movies are the exception)

7. Guys: DONT fight with her, girls can be scarywhen theyre mad 0_0

8. Girls: DONT fight with him, itll just make him feelstupid when you win XD

9. Guys: DO offer ideas for plans10.Girls: DO listen to him and make him feel

important11.Guys: DONT pay for everything all the time, it just

makes her feel guilty12.Girls: DONT be really pushy13.Guys: Most importantly: DO make her feel special

and DONT cheat on her14.Girls: Most importantly: DO maintain friendships

with your girl friends (chicks before dicks!) butDONT ignore him

*A GIRLS HANDBOOK TO GUYS*

*Keep this in mind next time he changes his fontcolor*

Green - I love you!Blue - I'm cool

Purple - I'm SexyPink - I'm gay

Red - I'm feeling romanticYellow - I'm happy

Orange - I'm a psycho

Aqua - I'm sadBlack - I'm falling in love with you

What He Says...What he means*He Says: 'I gotta go, I'll call u later'

he means: 'Be lucky if I ever call again!'He says: 'I just wanna be friends'


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He means: 'Thats the excuse I could think of not 2 goout with you

He says: 'I like those pants!He means: 'I wonder how fast I can get them off of

you!He says: 'You look a lot better this year!'He means: 'Last year you were a ! dog!'He says: 'Yea, you look cute, I guess'

He means: 'You are butt ugly!He says: 'I like your shirt a lot

He means: 'I like whats under more!'

FLIRTING RULES

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell himyou're cold.

Guys: Automatically move closer to her.(If you'restupid, then you'll either say 'Me too.' or you'll give

her your jacket...don't)Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you,

tilt your head on his shoulderGuys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep

into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell heryou love her too...and MEAN IT!!

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, putyour head on his chest and close your eyes as you

listen to his steady heart beat.Guys: Whisper in her ear; 'The stars are

beautiful.....and so are you. Then link your handswith hers.

26 things that a perfect guy would do

1. Know how to make you smile when youre down2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always

notice3. Stick up for you, but still respects your

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4. Give you the remote control during the game5. Come up behind you and put his arms around

you6. Play with your hair7. His hands always find yours8. Be cute when he really wants something9. Offer you plenty of massages (wtf?!)10.Dance with you, even if he feels likes a dork11.Never run out of love12.Be funny, but know how to be serious13.Realize hes being funny when he needs to be

serious14.Be patient when you take forever to get ready15.React so cutely when you hit him and it actually

hurts16.Smile a lot17.Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he

wouldnt normally like to do, just because heknows it means a lot to you

18.Appreciate you19.Help other out20.Drive 5 hours just to see you for 121.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you

depart from each others company, even whenhis friends are watching

22.Sing, even if he cant23.Have a creative sense of humor24.Stare at you25.Call for no reason26. Qui smoking, chewing, drinking or drugs just

because he loves you that much to quit it

What She Says/DoesWhat She Means

-When a Girl is quiet...millions of things are running in her mind.

-When a


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Girl is not arguing ...she is thinking deeply.

-When a Girl looks atu with eyes full of questions... she is wondering how long

you will be around.

-When a Girl answers ' I'm fine 'after a fewseconds...she isnot fine at all.

-When a Girl stares at you... she iswondering why you are lying.

-When a Girl lays on your chest ...she iswishing for you to be hers forever.

-When a Girl wants to see you everyday...

she wantsto be pampered.

-When a Girl says ' I love you ' ...she meansit.

-When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ...no one in

this world can miss you more than that.

Some Helpful Hints

1. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead ofhot.


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2. Who calls you back when you hang up onhim.

3. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.4. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead5. Who wants to show you off to the world when

youre in your sweats6. Who holds your hand in front of his friends7. Who is constantly reminding you of how

much he cares about you and how lucky he isto have you

8. Who turns to his friends and says Thatsher!

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