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95 J A N U A R Y 2 015
QU I Z HOW
DRUNK ARE YOU?
Take our test, devised by sports scientist Dr Greg Whyte, to determine how
much strife you’re in
SCOR E1-2 G O T O STAGE ON E 3 - 4 G O T O STAGE T WO 5 -7 G O T O STAG E T H R E E
8 -10 G O T O STAG E F OU R 1 1-13 G O T O STAG E F I V E 14 + G O T O STAGE S I X
01 Have you drunk more than one
drink an hour for more than
three hours?
Y: 4 units N: 0 units
02 Can you touch
the end of your nose with your index finger
at the first try?
Y: 0 units N: 2 units
03 Can you
run through the alphabet backwards?
Y: 0 units N: 1 units
04 Lift one foot
15 centimetres off the ground. Can you
balance for 30 seconds?
Y: 0 units N: 2 units
06 Would you
introduce Kim Kardashian to your mother?
Y: 3 units N: 0 units 05
Wanna fight?
Y: 4 units N: 0 units
T H E GIG GL E S The functioning of
your frontal lobe, which controls inhibitions, has been
suppressed. You’re louder than you think. To remedy it, the University of Indiana
suggests eating around 2000 kilojoules.
y a h o o7. c o m . a u / m e n s h e a l t h96
STAGE 01( M E R RY )
SOBER UP AT SPEED
When a “quick beer” after work makes you
late for a date, this recovery meal will
restore sobriety
CROQUE MONSIEUR2 slices white bread 3 tbsp béchamel sauce 3 slices ham 2 handfuls grated cheddar By Vincent Menager of The Balcon
CHEESY DOES ITBefore being interrogated, destroy
the evidence with this pimped-up
cheese toastie. Alcohol makes
you crave the umami goodness
of melted cheese, which is handy
because it also clears your head.
Research at the University of
Maine found dairy foods prevent
cognitive impairment, disguising
any telltale slurring. Toast the
bread, spread on the béchamel,
and add the ham and cheese.
MELT YOUR MEALPop your cheesy salvation in the
oven at 200°C for eight minutes.
As it cooks, have a few extra
shreds of ham and a glass of
lemonade – this gives you a dose
of re-energising glucose and helps
your stomach process the alcohol.
As a bonus, the ham’s protein
lowers your risk of a headache
the next morning, say Newcastle
University researchers.
97 J A N U A R Y 2 015
STAGE 02(S L OW I NG
D OW N )
KEEP YOUR HEAD
Your brain is literally shrinking
– rescue a neuron or two and cancel your headache with a slice
of bright thinking
PITA PIZZA1 wholegrain pita 8 slices chorizo Handful parmesan Handful rocket 1 tbsp pesto 1 dollop low-salt tomato purée 1 dollop hummus By Charlie Nelson
of Fundi Pizza
A TIME TO GRILLThe average takeaway pizza
delivers 12g of brain-shrinking
salt. It’s the last thing your body
needs, as it dehydrates you
further, even if your taste buds
are in denial. At home, make
your own low-salt version with
toppings that pre-empt your
hangover. It’s also much simpler
than your average homemade
pizza, so your ailing grey matter
should manage. Lay an open
pita on a grill rack. Spread
the tomato purée and scatter
on the chorizo – its amino
acids will restore depleted
neurotransmitters. Add the
parmesan and grill for four
minutes. Try not to nod off.
ROCKET SCIENCEOnce the cheese has melted
and the chorizo’s crispy, take it
out and plate up. Dump on the
rocket, drizzle the pesto and
smear on your secret weapon,
the hummus. Its huge vitamin
C, iron, folate and vitamin B6
content is exactly what you
need to start repairing the
damage. Vitamin C rehydrates
you, while research in the
American Journal of Clinical
Nutrition suggests that the
folate will help restore your
cognitive function. Now do the
smart thing: scoff it down and
go to sleep.
T H E BR A I N DR A I N
After 2-3 drinks, your hippocampus is disrupted, says the journal Alcohol Research & Health. New memories won’t be fully
encoded, so expect a few black spots. Eat promptly to rescue brain function.
CO OK BO OKCO OK BO OK
T H E
98 y a h o o7. c o m . a u / m e n s h e a l t h
STAGE 03( HOR N Y )
SEDUCE OVER
SUPPERStumble home with
somebody special and boost your late-night
performance
EGG EN COCOT TE2 eggsHandful mushrooms2 handfuls cheese (ideally gruyère) Handful spinach100ml cream½ glass white wine1 garlic cloveBy Daniel Doherty
of Duck & Waffle
BE THE FUNGISure, it has a fancy name,
but even your cocktail-addled
brain can tackle this dish. And
if you have procured a house
guest, she’s guaranteed to
love it too. Grab a couple of
small oven-proof dishes, butter
the bottoms and throw in the
spinach. Set your oven to 180°C
and, while it heats, fry the
mushrooms in a pan with the
garlic and white wine for five
minutes. Mushrooms are loaded
with B vitamins, including niacin,
which improves bloodflow,
according to the University of
Maryland. That’s not only good
for your mental faculties – it can
also combat the, um, droopier
effects of alcohol.
SHROOM SHROOMAdd the mushrooms to the
dishes, crack an egg into each,
then sprinkle cheese on top.
Bake for eight minutes for an
irresistible hangover one-
two. Eggs are loaded with
cysteine, which helps your
liver remove one of the key
toxins produced after drinking,
while the mushrooms contain
pantothenic acid, which the
Journal of Food Science found
reduces hangover symptoms.
Ask her how she likes her eggs
(yes, she’s heard the joke) and
add a minute if she prefers
them well done. We’ll leave
dessert up to you.
T H E HOR N Goggles on: the
University of Bristol found alcohol does
make others appear more attractive. But beware:
while your libido will rise, booze has a bad effect
on performance.
CO OK BO OKCO OK BO OK
T H E
99 J A N U A R Y 2 015
STAGE 0 4(C LU M SY )
SWEET DREAMS
If you can’t afford a boozy aftermath, dilute the alcohol
in your system and enjoy a restful sleep
COCA-COLA CHICKEN6 chicken thighs 1 can of Coke60ml soy sauce2 tbsp five spice powder1 onion, roughly chopped4 garlic cloves, smashedBy Thomasina Miers
of Wahaca
SUGAR HITHeat the oven to 200°C
and put the chicken in an
ovenproof dish. Have a swig
from the Coke if you’re
seeing double. Fructose
isn’t normally MH-approved,
but right now it’s just what
you need. The American
Medical Association found
it can lower the alcohol
concentration in your blood
by 43 per cent. This will
drastically cut your hangover
symptoms and start the
sobering-up process. Even
if you’re stumbling, all you
have to do is splash the Coke
on the chicken with the other
ingredients and cover the
dish with foil. You can handle
that, right?
ENTER SANDMANBake for 35 minutes – do
not fall asleep – then bring
the dish out of the oven.
The skin will be crispy and
better than anything you
were going to pick up from
the bacteria trap otherwise
known as your local kebab
joint. Fresh meat is a great
source of tryptophan,
which University of
Maastricht researchers
found aids sleep, ensuring
you wake up alert. Drunk
logic that works.
T H E WOBBL E Booze is affecting your occipital lobe. Hand-eye
co-ordination and vision are deteriorating, but a hangover isn’t inevitable. A high-protein
meal will take the sting out of tomorrow.
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STAGE 05( NAU S EOU S)
GO WITH YOUR GUT
Stomach a peaceful night’s sleep with the only kebab that quells
nausea and settles your constitution
LAMB KEBABS1 pack minced lambAny spice (cumin, paprika, chilli powder, oregano, tarragon)1 tbsp mint sauce1 small tub yoghurt¼ lettuce1 pita breadBy Nicky Foley of Rotunda
ON THE LAMBYou wanted a kebab, so here
it is. If you’re worried about
keeping your drinks down, take
heart: this comes without the
side of guilt and 2am nausea.
Lamb is the best meat to quell
queasiness (although that
doesn’t go for the elephant
leg in the takeaway shop). The
protein means it’s digested
slowly, while research from
Iowa University found that
the meat’s B vitamins prevent
nausea. Lamb also comes with
amino acids that help fight
acetaldehyde, the chemical
that’s causing all your trouble.
SET TLE DOWNAdd the spices to the mince and
shape it into sausages, then grill
for five minutes on either side.
Tear up the lettuce with your
hands (probably best to steer
clear of knives at this point)
and mix the mint through the
yoghurt. This is your porcelain
protection: mint sauce calms
stomach acid, according to the
University of Maryland, reducing
the risk of a midnight dash. Stuff
the lettuce in the pita bread,
layer the lamb and douse in
minty yoghurt. Intoxicated eating
doesn’t have to be a retch.
T H E NAUS E A By now acid reflux is
making you feel ill. Worse, a toxin called acetaldehyde
builds up as you process your eighth beer. This increases the risk of vomiting. The
fix: down this kebab.
STAGE 0 6(A N N I H I L AT E D)
EAT UPAND
PASS OUTFor a man teetering on
the edge of oblivion, this no-brainer of a
midnight snack pulls you back from
the brink
SALT BEEF SANDWICH2 slices thick bread 1 pack salt beef or pastrami 2 tbsp tartare sauce4 gherkins, slicedBy Mike Denman of Plum & Spilt Milk
TARTARE FORCEThis recipe is reserved for big nights
and seriously compromised motor
skills. You should be able to throw it
together even after committing the
gravest of drinking misdemeanours.
Spread the bread with tartare sauce
– the fat will help your liver work
through the alcohol. Stay with us
– this will be worth it.
GHERKIN, NOT BURPIN’Now add the meat and the gherkins
– that’s it, tuck in. Although it sounds
simple, this is a nutritional slap in the
face. The gherkins will re-animate
you instantly. The journal Medicine
and Science in Sports and Exercise
found they rehydrate you 40 per cent
faster than water (lowering the risk
of a head-splitter in the morning)
while the bread protects against the
acid reflux that would have been
inevitable five minutes ago. You can
thank us in the morning.
WOR L D’S E N D Your reflexes are almost
nonexistent and your senses are dulled. Now is not the time to turn on the stove. Limit tomorrow’s damage by tucking into this while you’re still fully conscious.
CO OK BO OKCO OK BO OK
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