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Gary Valentine
http://www.valentineappraisal.com/new/
First Guy : “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend... I had to promise my wife that I will weed her garden next weekend. ”
when they realized that the Fourth guy has not said a word.
So they ask him : “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?”
“I just set my alarm for 5 am. When it went off, I gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: “Golf course or intercourse?”
She said: 'Don't forget your sun-block."
Wife finds out she has cancer and she
asked her Husband “ When I die will you
remarry?" “Yes,” he says,
She asks“ Will she use my car?“
“Yes,” he says.
“Will she use my golf clubs?"
The husband says, “Nope ,she's left
handed.”
A man playing golf on the 17th hole stood
at the tee to hit his shot. He made a slice
that went over the bushes, bounced on
the road and into a bus tire, which kicked
the ball back across the fairway, and onto
the green, a few feet from the hole. "How
on earth did you pull that off?" asked
another golfer. "You gotta know the bus
schedule," he said.
Public or private golf courses
Throughout the United States
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We had a power outage last week and my
PC, TV and game console shut down. It
was raining so I couldn’t golf. So I had to
talk to my wife for a few hours. She seems
like a nice person.