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A IS FOR APPLES B IS FOR BBQ SAUCE

If you like fruit apples are for you! In 1625 William Blaxton discovered an apple tree in central Asia. There are also many different flavors I cant name much but some of them are sweet,sour,green,red,yellow and many more. But be careful for worms.

Is your steak dry and tasteless? Well not for long! 142 years ago the human race invented BBQ sauce in Kansas city. Plus different flavors Teriyaki, original, sweet and sour, chicken, turkey ,steak, ribs, chipotle and many more! You can get some at your nearest grocery store today!

C IS FOR CHIPS D IS FOR DOUGHNUTS

Craving something crunchy? Well how about chips fine cut, ridged, corn chips, potato chips. Doritos are a really good corn chips zesty cheese, jalapeno, BBQ, those are just some of the good ones and for potato chips may I sagest pringels cause those are the only ones who don’t sell air.

Did you know that when Hanson Gregory was 16 he made doughnuts. One of the best spot for doughnuts is Tim Horton's . And don’t get me started on how many different flavors there is chocolate, chocolate glazed, honey glazed, Boston cream, maple cream, and many more

E IS FOR EGGS F IS FOR FRENCH TOAST

Looking for something to put on your sandwich? What about eggs. You can have egg and cheese, French toast, toad in the hole and there is different styles of eggs too. Runny, sunny side up, scrambled and many more. And also don’t forget the bacon.

French toast was invented in the roman empire in the 17th century. They made pain perdu (French toast) to make it you butter up some bread crack an egg on it put it on the grill and voila you have French toast. See what I did there voila this paragraph is over.

G IS FOR GRAPES H IS FOR HAM

Want to have some fruit but don’t know what to choose. What about grapes. You can get them with seeds without seeds, sweet, sour, juicy, red, green, purple! You can even grow them in your back yard if you live somewhere warm.

Mmmm ham. A nice festive ham for the holidays. Get a nice hickory honey ham from the grocery store and them soak it in some maple syrup and you got yourself a nice holiday ham for you and all of your family well unless you don’t like sharing.

I IS FOR ICE CREAM J IS FOR JERKY

Don’t like decisions well don’t get ice cream. Ben and jerry's has over 13 000 flavor suggestions every year! AND THAT’S JUST ONE COMPANY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creamy cold icy and delicious! It was made a long time ago in a country far away ice cream was invented in china in 3000BC!!!!

Don't know what to do with all that left over meat? Well make jerky! It doesn't matter what you have, you can make jerky. Turkey jerky, pork, ham it doesn't matter. And then you add the flavor. Apple, hickory, BBQ, teriyaki, peppered, chili lime and many more. Then you put it in the fridge to cool for a day and then enjoy.

K IS FOR KETCHUP L IS FOR L ASAGNA

Don’t know what to put on your French fry's? what about vinegar. Oh wait ketchup! But what flavor? There are 12 different flavors of ketchup doesn't really make sense to me but why wouldn't you just stick with regular tomato Heinz ketchup? There are so many people who over use this too. But whatever flavor you choose just don’t over use it.

Is you like cheese well then lasagna is the dish for you! Lasagna is a hot cheesy pasta with tomato paste and hamburger what's not to love! And its been around for so long that no one knows when it was invented.

M IS FOR MILK N IS FOR NOODLES

Want to have strong bones well you better drink milk! You can get it from a cow a goat a llama and somehow they managed to make it out of almonds. There's chocolate milk there's 2% 3% and many more……no wait that’s about it what's not to love. is your cereal too plain well put some milk in that. Oh wait that’s kind of what your supposed to do oooops.

There are so many different kinds of noodles 350 to be exact. That’s 349 to many anyways noodles were invented in Italy by the Arabs over 4000 years ago. In 2012 they found a bowl of noodles over 4000 years old in a cave.

O IS FOR OSTRICH P IS FOR PIZZA

On a diet and craving steak? Well ostrich is for!!!!!!!!! You can also make burgers. They have 90% less fat than beef and are extremely delicious. But good luck trying to catch the ostrich.

Pizza was made in Italy a long time ago. First they made the dough, then they made the tomato sauce, then they put the meat on it, then they put the cheese on it and bamm they had pizza. There are over 1000 pizza shops in the united states of America! Now that’s a lot. In 2016 pizza hut made 5,510,00$ and that’s just one company in just one year!

Q IS FOR QUESADILL A R IS FOR REUBEN

The quesadilla is a Mexican dish. It’s a cheese, meat, and vegetable stuffed dough that is extremely delicious and they are best served hot! Some people prefer just cheese quesadillas but that’s only if your a cheese addict.

Reuben is a hot American grilled sandwich with meat cheese and Russian dressing. You can have corned beef, pastrami, thousand island dressing, Swiss cheese, Sauer traut and many more

S IS FOR SPAGHETTI T IS FOR TACO

A long time ago in Italy they made spaghetti. In order to make spaghetti you buy the noodles and cook them. Then you make sauce out of tomato paste, hamburger and whatever else you want and bam you have spaghetti. And its even better with cheese.

A nice taco for lunch. Soft Mexican shell or maybe a hard shell it’s all up to you. cheese, lettuce, it doesn't matter it’s all up to you.

U IS FOR UNAGANI V IS FOR VENISON

Unangi wondering what that is. Well then I've got news for you. It means fresh water eel in Japanese. It takes 20 minutes to cook and it goes really good with tater tots.

Wondering what venison is well its anything off of a deer wall hanger, trophy, bait, heart, steak, osso bulo. Pelt, ribs, loin any of it is called venison.

W IS FOR WATER MELON X IS FOR X ACUTI

In the 7th century water melons were being cultivated in India. Water melon is a fruit with a hard green shell and juicy red inside that is delicious.

Xacuti is an Indian dish with curry, meat and parsley including white poppy seeds, sliced or grated coconut and large dried chicken or lamb.

Y IS FOR YOGURT Z IS FOR ZUCCHINI

yogurt is a creamy dairy product with many different flavors including Greek, vanilla, peach, strawberry, blueberry, and many more its spelled in many different ways too yogurt, yoghurt or yoghourt. the bacteria to make yogurt is called yogurt cultures.

Zucchini is a green vegetable also known as a summer swash they can grow in credibly long too up to a meter in length but usually 15- 25 centimeters in the British isles a grown zucchini is revered to a marrow.