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This is a neutered version of the Fantasmic 3-D! script. Fantasmic 3-D! was a guest interactionroutine for Fantasmic! (similar to what people do at the Rocky Horror Picture Show), but was

removed from its original web location by agreement between those involved in its creation. I haveremoved all the info on the interaction parts, and posted just Andrew Rich's very detailed script.

For lyrics, check here.

Show ScriptTime Line Action

-10:00

ANNOUNCER:Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. The thrilling spectacle of Fantasmic is now just ten minutesaway. So that you may more fully enjoy Fantasmic, the lights surrounding the Rivers of America willbe dimmed. For your own safety, and that of others, we request that you remain in the same area

until the lights return to normal. Also of the comfort and safety of those around you, we ask that yourefrain from smoking before and during the performance, as well as taking any flash photography.

Now, get ready for the sensation you'll never forget -- Fantasmic! Starting in just ten minutes.

-5:00 Band

concludes theirset.

0:00

FEMALE VOICE:Welcome to Fantasmic! Tonight, your friend and host Mickey Mouse uses his vivid imagination tocreate magical imagery for all to enjoy. Nothing is more wonderful than the imagination. For, in a

moment, you can experience a beautiful fantasy. Or, an exciting adventure! But beware -- nothing ismore powerful than the imagination. For it can also expand your greatest fears into an overwhelmingnightmare. Are the powers of Mickey's incredible imagination strong enough, and bright enough, to

withstand the evil forces that invade Mickey's dreams? You are about to find out. For we now inviteyou to join Mickey, and experience Fantasmic -- a journey beyond your wildest imagination.

0:35

Synth-chord,five spotlights

pointingstraight up

from stage left

0:40 Tower

spotlightsrotating and

strobingTower

spotlightsfocus on stage

0:53 focus on stageleft, where

MICKEY hasjust appeared.

0:54-

1:57

MICKEY doeshis signature

dance, raisingwater fountains

to the front,left, and rightof the stage.

1:57

MICKEY takesa stance at the

top of thestage, pointingfirst to the left,

then to theright, and

fireworks shootfrom hishands.

2:03

MICKEYpasses his leftarm over hishead, and a

firework flaresout followinghis gesture.

2:24

On a musiccue, three

fireworks flareup, then three

more.

2:46

On a musiccue, splasheffects from

the mistscreens.

3:10-

4:00

FEMALE SINGER:See...

It in your mind,And you can find,

In your imagination:Mysteries and magic,

Visions fantastic,Leading to strange and wondrous dreams.

Mist screenshows flowersfrom Fantasia

4:01-

5:12

KING LOUIEand his

entouragepass on three

floats.

4:22 KAA's eyeslight up.

5:13 MALE SINGER:Yeah!

5:13 Pink Elephants

On Paradefrom Dumbo

5:33-

5:40

MALE SINGER with CHORUS:Look out...Look out...

Ha!

5:47 MALE SINGER:Pachyderm!

5:54 Elephant

trumpetingsound

5:54-

6:01

MALE SINGER:They're here... they're there... oh no, look out, they're everywhere!

6:05

Pinocchio anddancer

puppetsappear

onstage.

6:40-

7:20

Mist screencomes up withJiminy Cricketunderwater.

7:27-

7:51 Monstro on the

mist screen.

7:33-

7:50

On severalmusic cues,

splash effectsfrom the mist

screens.

7:58 MICKEY:Help... whoa!

MICKEYflowing

downstreamfrom Fantasia.

8:22

SpectacularCANNON

SHOT as theColumbiaappears.

PIRATE:Peter Pan ahoy!

PETER does his rooster call.HOOK:

Swoggle me eyes, it is Pan! Look alive, you swabs!MR SMEE:

All hands on deck!WENDY:

Oh Peter, do be careful!HOOK:

Come down, boy, if you've a taste for cold steel!PETER laughs.

HOOK:Blast this hook!

PETER laughs, then:Whoa, haha!

HOOK:Scurvy brat!PIRATES:

Going somewhere? Let's string him up!I'm gonna make you walk the plank!

I'll feed you to the sharks!(laughing)

HOOK:Double the powder and shorten the fuse!

MR SMEE:Shorten the powder, and double the fuse.

8:23-

10:56

CANNON fires again, PIRATE screams and falls from rigging.WENDY:

Oh how dreadful!PETER:

Watch this, Wendy!MR SMEE:

Cap'n... Cap'n Hook!PIRATES grunt and make strange noises.

HOOK:Get up, you idiot!

MR SMEE:Aye-aye, sir!

HOOK:I'll get you for this, Pan, if it's the last thing I do!

PIRATES:Get over there!

Don't give us no trouble!WENDY:

Peter!HOOK:

I've got you this time! I've waited years for this!PETER:

Look, you codfish! Here!MR SMEE:

Give it to him, Captain! Lead him through the brisket![1]PETER:

You're mine, Hook!GUN firesPETER:

Say your prayers, Hook!HOOK:

Let him have it! Blast him!PETER:

Ah ah ah!GUN fires again, PIRATE screams.

WENDY:Fly, Peter!

HOOK:Oh, you blithering blockheads! That cursed Peter Pan!

PETER:I say, Captain, do you hear something?

HOOK:No! Noooo!

PETER:Mr Crocodile, do you like codfish? You do? (laughs smugly enough that you want to hit him with a

brick)HOOK:

Save me, Smee! Save me! Please!MR SMEE:

I'll save you, Captain! (screams) (lower) Oh, dear.

[1] A Fantasmic! cast member (who asked to remain anonymous) writes: That means 'stab him in theheart'. We (the cast members of the show) wondered about this when the show first opened, so wedid some research. Of course asking Barnette Ricci, the director of the show, was who we should of

asked first, but still that's what she told us, and since she wrote it, I believe her.

PETER andHOOK

swordfight inthe rigging ofthe Columbia.

FEMALE SINGER:See...

It in your mind,And you can find,

In your imagination:

11:00-

12:50

Tales of enchantment,Beauty and romance,

Happily ever after.MALE SINGER:

Tale as old as time,True as it could be,Barely even friends,

Then somebody bends,Unexpectedly.

Certain as the sun...Rising in the East

MALE SINGER is joined by FEMALE SINGER:Tale as old as time,

Song as old as rhyme,Beauty and the Beast.

FEMALE SINGER:What would I give...

If I could live...Out of these waters?

MALE SINGER:In your imagination...FEMALE SINGER:What would I pay...To spend the day...Warm on the sand?

MALE SINGER:Dream a fantastic dream...

FEMALE SINGER:Betcha on land,They understandThat they don't

Reprimand their daughters.Bright young women,

Sick of swimming,Ready to stand...

FEMALE SINGER is joined by MALE SINGER:Ready to stand...

FEMALE SINGER:Someday, my prince will come...

FEMALE SINGER is joined by MALE SINGER:Someday, we'll find true love...

FEMALE SINGER:Tale as old as time...

MALE SINGER:Song as old as rhyme...

BEAUTY andTHE BEAST,ARIEL and

PRINCE ERIC,and SNOWWHITE and

PRINCECHARMING

pass on floats.

12:55

EVIL QUEEN:Slave in the Magic Mirror... come from the farthest space... through wind and darkness I summon

thee... Speak! Let me see thy face.MIRROR:

[1] MIRRORappears on

semi-transparentmist screen

[2] EVILQUEEN runs

around onstage, thengoes to theCauldron

which has justappeared atstage left.During her

next speech,pyrotechnic

-13:53

[1]Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold; three lovelier maids I see. And here, in Mickey'simagination, beauty and love will always survive.

EVIL QUEEN:No! [2]A magic spell in the black of night, * with a scream of fright, * (scream) * and a bolt of light[3],

* turn my hair to white![4]

pyrotechnicflashes appear

at pointsdesignated by

*s.[3] The LightTowers on

stage strobefor a fewseconds.[4] More

flashes andfireworks as

EVIL QUEENbecomes the

WICKEDWITCH fromSnow White.

14:03-

14:19

WICKED WITCH:Now, I'll turn that little mouse's dream into a Nightmare Fantasmic! (laughs) Imagine this! (laughs)

14:22-

14:30

WICKED WITCH:Magic Mirror, on the wall, all the forces of Evil I call...

14:31-

15:39

MIRROR:You have... the power... (WICKED WITCH merges with MIRROR) to control his mind (laughs)

URSULA:Oh yes! How exciting! Let's do it! (extended laughing) Hellooo...

(singing) I admit that in the past I've been a Nasty;They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch...

(speaking) hmm... Beluga Sevruga indeed! Ursula will take matters into her own tentacles! Ha! Hownice! Mickey Mouse's mind... will be mine! And then I'll make him writhe... I'll see him wriggle like a

worm on a hook! To belong... to me... to obey my every whim! Why not, let's do it!

The InflatableUrsula appears

on the riverfrom stageright and

passes theAUDIENCE,

with ananimated

Ursulaappearing on

the mistscreens.

[Note: theInflatable

Ursula hasbeen missing

for severalyears now, and

will probablynever return]

16:43

On a musiccue, VERY

BRIGHTpyrotechnic

flare on stageright.

16:48-

16:58

MALEFICIENT:Now you will deal with me, and all the powers of MY imagination!

MICKEY:Oh no![1]

The flash andsmoke clear to

revealMALEFICIENTfrom Sleeping

Beauty onstage right,

and Mickey asthe Brave LittleTailor on stage

left.

[1] Anotherbright

pyrotechnicflash.

16:59-

17:39

MALEFICIENTlaughs wildlyas the screen

shows hergrowing to

giant stature,then changing

into a fire-breathingDragon.

17:40

WICKED WITCH:(cackling) Imagination!

URSULA laughs.CHERNABOG growls.

DRAGON laughs.

17:59 DRAGON continues to laugh.

Screen clearsto reveal the

hugeDRAGONmenacingMICKEY.

18:16

On a musiccue, the

DRAGONbreathes fire atMICKEY, and

the riversignite.

18:17-

18:35

Fire burns onthe Rivers of

America,getting closerand closer to

theAUDIENCE.

18:36-

19:11

MICKEY:

Huh, y...y...you may think you're so powerful, huh, huh, huhu. Well, uh, this is my dream![1]

[1]MICKEYshoots a bolt

of energy fromhis sword atthe dragon,who reels

back, writhesin agony, and

dies. Thescreens pop

up again,showing the

evil charactersdying in

reverse order:MALEFICIENT,CHERNABOG,

URSULA,WICKED

WITCH, EVILQUEEN.

Symbolizing

19:12 the destructionof Evil, a whitefirework blast

explodesonstage.

19:19-

19:38

The screenscome up and

TINKERBELLEflutters about,dropping Pixie

Dust threetimes.

19:39-

20:07

The "StageNinjas" appearat the top of

the stage andwave theirfiber optic

wands.

20:08-

21:58

CHORUS:See...

It in your mind, And you will find,

In your imagination:Mysteries and magic,

Visions fantastic,Leading to strange and wondrous dreams.

Dreams,Of make believe,

But could they all come true...(the chorus takes a 15 second break, then continues)

CHORUS:Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh...

In your imagination...Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh...

In your imagination...Deep in your mind,It's magic you'll find,

When out of the night,Dark forces ignite,

To blind you with frightening schemes;You use your might,To brighten the light,

Creating a night of wondrous dreams...

With a burst oflight the Mark

Twain appears,covered with

Disneycharacters andwith MICKEYas SteamboatWillie at thewheel. Theboat passes

from stage leftaround the

rivers to stageright andproceeds

offstage. Thecharacters onthe boat are

doing anelaborate

routine withribbon wands.

21:58-

22:43

MICKEY asthe Sorcerer's

Apprenticeappears at thetop of the Millat the rear of

the stage.Lasers andfireworks fillthe sky in aspectacular

finale.With a flash of

pyrotechnicsparks,

MICKEYvanishes fromthe top of the

22:44 the top of the

Mill andreappears, in

his tuxedooutfit, at his

originalposition atstage left.

22:48 MICKEY:Some imagination, huh? (laugh)[1]

[1] MICKEYvanishes in aflash of light,and the show

is over!

Original script, characters, images, and intellectual property copyright © Disney.

Page copyright © 1997 Andrew Rich. All company trademarks acknowledged. Thanks to AdrienneVincent and Glenn Stephens for the original concept, and many other a.d.d-ers including Sean"Yoda" Rouse and Matthew Yates for additional suggestions and corrections.

Neutering of Fantasmic 3-D! elements and minor corrections/additions by Zan Hecht, 2002.