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Fellas can people see your meat n potatoes when you’re wearing a tshirt? If they unfortunately can then it’s probably for 1 of the following 3 reasons… 1. Either you’re genetically and physically, exceptionally lucky (in which case I can’t help you). 2. You’ve been super busy, starting work early and getting dressed in the dark which means you haven’t had a proper chance to have a good look at what you’re wearing Or… 3. Some lazy arsed pimple faced teenager (who didn’t give a shit) told you that you looked “bloody great mate”, when you walked out of the change rooms looking like you borrowed your little sisters gym t shirt. Well most of you probably know that it’s a pretty rude look to have the family jewels bunched up and proudly on display in the front of your jeans…but if you are in the unlucky minority who fell into one of the three categories above then I’ve got some things to help get you back on track (by the way, shame on your mates for not giving you the good word). But firstly just to clarify…I’m no fashion guru, queer eye, rockstar, C grade celebrity, nor am I the coolest bloke you’ve ever seen. However, weekly I look at over 100 fashion blogs, around 10 fashion mags & probably 50 other fashion websites… as well I travel around the globe 46 times a year – just to go shopping. Why? Because I’ve got a frail little ego that tends to indulge in self image a little more than others….and… I’ve got a super sweet job making clothes and it would be a waste for me to do all this research and not pass the knowledge on to you. So here are the 5 most important things you need to look for when buying your next tshirt… 1. Length – it’s all about length these days…and you’re gunna need more than you expect! The right length to go for is a tee that covers your meat n potatoes….so crotch length is spot on. Of course you want the t shape to fit the rest of your body…not like an asian style death grip prophylactic, but a comfortable relaxed fit. It might take a few wears to get used to this new look, but once you do you’ll feel naked wearing anything shorter. Here’s an example

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Fellas  can  people  see  your  meat  n  potatoes  when  you’re  wearing  a  t-­shirt?  If  they  unfortunately  can  then  it’s  probably  for  1  of  the  following  3  reasons…  

1. Either  you’re  genetically  and  physically,  exceptionally  lucky  (in  which  case  I  can’t  help  you).  

2. You’ve  been  super  busy,  starting  work  early  and  getting  dressed  in  the  dark  which  means  you  haven’t  had  a  proper  chance  to  have  a  good  look  at  what  you’re  wearing  Or…  

3. Some  lazy  arsed  pimple  faced  teenager  (who  didn’t  give  a  shit)  told  you  that  you  looked  “bloody  great  mate”,  when  you  walked  out  of  the  change  rooms  looking  like  you  borrowed  your  little  sisters  gym  t  shirt.  

Well  most  of  you  probably  know  that  it’s  a  pretty  rude  look  to  have  the  family  jewels  bunched  up  and  proudly  on  display  in  the  front  of  your  jeans…but  if  you  are  in  the  unlucky  minority  who  fell  into  one  of  the  three  categories  above  then  I’ve  got  some  things  to  help  get  you  back  on  track  (by  the  way,  shame  on  your  mates  for  not  giving  you  the  good  word).  

But  firstly  just  to  clarify…I’m  no  fashion  guru,  queer  eye,  rockstar,  C  grade  celebrity,  nor  am  I  the  coolest  bloke  you’ve  ever  seen.  However,  weekly  I  look  at  over  100  fashion  blogs,  around  10  fashion  mags  &  probably  50  other  fashion  websites…  as  well  I  travel  around  the  globe  4-­‐6  times  a  year  –  just  to  go  shopping.  

Why?  

Because  I’ve  got  a  frail  little  ego  that  tends  to  indulge  in  self  image  a  little  more  than  others….and…  I’ve  got  a  super  sweet  job  making  clothes  and  it  would  be  a  waste  for  me  to  do  all  this  research  and  not  pass  the  knowledge  on  to  you.  

So  here  are  the  5  most  important  things  you  need  to  look  for  when  buying  your  next  t-­‐shirt…    

1. Length  –  it’s  all  about  length  these  days…and  you’re  gunna  need  more  than  you  expect!  The  right  length  to  go  for  is  a  tee  that  covers  your  meat  n  potatoes….so  crotch  length  is  spot  on.  Of  course  you  want  the  t  shape  to  fit  the  rest  of  your  body…not  like  an  asian  style  death  grip  prophylactic,  but  a  comfortable  relaxed  fit.  It  might  take  a  few  wears  to  get  used  to  this  new  look,  but  once  you  do  you’ll  feel  naked  wearing  anything  shorter.      Here’s  an  example  

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2. Colours  –  white,  grey,  blues  and  a  washed  out  black  are  your  staples  with  the  trending  colours  for  guys  this  summer  for  being  a  washed  out  maroon,  an  old  army  green  and  some  muted  tones  like  a  dirty  smoke  colour.  

3. Print  or  no  print?  There  has  defiantly  been  a  massive  shift  towards  plainer  t-­‐shirts.  However  if  you’re  going  to  go  for  a  print  I’d  go  something  simple  like  a  photographic  print,  or  even  something  hand  

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drawn  or  vintage  inspired.  Stay  away  from  the  big  clean  sporting  emblem  looking  things  that  are  plastered  front  back  and  sleeve.  They  went  out  with  mullets  and  the  thongs  n  jeans  look.  

4. Detailing  –raw  edging  on  both  the  hem  and  sleeve  is  the  spice  with  the  added  kick…  its  what  you’d  get  if  Mad  Max  &  Tyler  Durden  (B  Pitt  -­‐  Fight  Club)  punched  out  a  tee  shirt  line.  

5. Fabric  –  100%  cotton  is  best  for  summer,  and  go  for  something  that  is  a  lighter  weight  with  an  open  knit  construction.  

So  that’s  the  long  and  the  short  of  it.  And  make  sure  you  remember  these  guidelines  when  you’re  buying  your  next  t-­‐shirt.  

To  help  you  out  I’m  also  giving  you  a  $20  voucher  to  use  when  buying  your  next  t-­shirt.  Which  means  you  can  grab  a  tee  for  just  $39.    

So  just  tear  off  the  voucher  at  the  bottom  of  the  page  and  take  it  to  the  St.Lenny  store  on  Chapel  Street.  

Also  note  the  offer  is  valid  for  2  weeks  and  we  only  carry  approximately  20  tees  per  style  and  fashion  journals  circulation  is  approximately  15,000  

In  addition  when  you  buy  a  tee  and  sign  up  to  our  database  you’ll  get  your    

The  St.Lenny  Store  is  located  at  399  Chapel  Street,  South  Yarra..ph  9827  2950.  

Cheers  

Craig  Ellis  

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