Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004

Ferienakademie 2004 – Törggelen im KircherhofSarntal, 30.9.2004

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Ferienakademie Ferienakademie 20042004

Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004 Kurs 1– der mit den Polynomen –

proudly presents:


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The Advanced The Advanced Polominialist’Polominialist’s Guide to s Guide to Modern Modern EnglishEnglish


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The Advanced The Advanced PolynomialistPolynomialist’s’s Guide to Guide to Modern Modern EnglishEnglish

Oups!


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Some Notation FirstSome Notation First

?)( n?)( nO

?)( n (n) = ?

Complexity!


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Many Interesting Talks ...Many Interesting Talks ...


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... about Applied Polynomials... about Applied Polynomials

Which degree??


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Interruption – Who‘s that?Interruption – Who‘s that?

A guy from Kurs 12


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A Classical DialogueA Classical DialogueP: the presenter A: someone in

the audience

P: Is this clear?

A: No!

P: You should understand this, since it is very important. Are there any other questions?

A: Yes!

P: No? OK, then let us go on! Olga


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Another FavouriteAnother Favourite

P: the presenter A: someone in the audience

P: Can you give us some idea of the rough order of magnitude of the quantities d, t, and v?

A: No – this has nothing to do with applications, that‘s pure theory! Andreas


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Lesson 1 – Letters Lesson 1 – Letters

i, j, g, ...

y – wuai, üpsilon, or i grec??

h – eidsch or asch??

,...,,,,

?????),,,(,,;,

,,,],,[

lkjidtvnm

vutszyx

Kurs 1 – powered by zimmersn


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Lesson 2 – More and more Lesson 2 – More and more

Some algorithms are worse,

some are even worser,

and some are the worsest!

But the most good are the most simplest – in much cases!

Kurs 1 – Kurs 7 could never do it gooder!


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Lesson 3 – Who the Hell Lesson 3 – Who the Hell Defined that? Defined that?

finite – infinite - transfinite

height – weight

interpolation – interpolate

calculation & calculate – computation & comput(at??)e

ideal – idiot Hornby


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Another Interruption – Who‘s Another Interruption – Who‘s that?that?

Again the guy from Kurs 12


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Lesson 4 – Math Highlights Lesson 4 – Math Highlights

variable

hierarchical

convergence – consistency

4 times 3 – really a production?

4 through 2 – really??

Kurs 1


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Lesson 5 – Math Highlights Lesson 5 – Math Highlights (cont‘d)(cont‘d)

: derivation – derivative – differentiation??

: n faculty or math faculty or what??

spare matrices and sparse ribs – or the other way around??

minus and mine – sinus or sine – and Linux?

A polynomial‘s grade or degree?

xf

!n

Kurs 1


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Do legst di nieda!Do legst di nieda!


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Lesson 6 – GeometryLesson 6 – Geometry

knots and nodes

What do we get if police hires a pidgeon?

Obviously a polygon (speak: po‘li:dschn)

Alexander


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Lesson 7 – EntertainmentLesson 7 – Entertainment

Come on baby, let‘s do the ...

Twaist!!!

Michael


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Lesson 8 – Computer ScienceLesson 8 – Computer Science

Recursion – u, ü, or ö??

To undermine, to examine, to determine, and to datamine

Analogic –

really related to Anna‘s logics?

Components Kurs 1


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Lesson 9 – TrapsLesson 9 – Trapsscheme

apostrophe & catastrophe

Thukydides – who wants to try ?

reminders and remainders

analysis

Cancellor Schröder chancels social security? Hearts IV? HB‘s former English teacher


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This Guy again ...This Guy again ...


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Lesson 10 – English or Lesson 10 – English or Japanese?Japanese?

Pseudo...Judo ...


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Lesson 11 – The Last LessonLesson 11 – The Last Lesson

It‘s polynomials,

not polynomes

not polominals

not polomials

not poliominoes

and not polynominals


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Some Quotations of HJB – in Some Quotations of HJB – in German German

„Esser & Co. – die würd‘ ich alle standrechtlich erschießen!“

„Wer von `Exzellenz´ redet, ist ein Depp. `Exzellenz´ gibt‘s im Deutschen nur als Anrede!“

„Kurs 11 – das ist doch der reinste Tippsen-Ausflug!“

„Wer nicht säuft, hat nichts bei der Ferienakademie verloren. Wir müssen in Zukunft bei der Auswahl besser aufpassen!“

„Wir brauchen einen Alpenstaat – mit Süddeutschland und Südtirol – und ohne Preußen!“


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And now: The Upshot of Kurs 1And now: The Upshot of Kurs 1

1. ... they are much smarter than robots!2. ... they can be used for space-time

confusion!3. ... they can do the tangens!4. ... they never bounce back from a wall!5. ... they don‘t need maps to know where to

go!6. ... they are smooth and avoid peaks!7. ... they have infinite support!

The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ...


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The Upshot of Kurs 1 (cont‘d)The Upshot of Kurs 1 (cont‘d)

8. ... they black out only at finitely many occasions!9. ... hardcore conservatives even use monomials

instead!A. ... they have one ring to rule them all!B. ... they happily divide and multiply, and even GCD!C. ... they are even less predictable than robots – or

more?D. ... actually ( Federico), we did not really understand

them at all ! 10. ... they provide us with the best chess team ever

seen!

The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ...


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Last Visit of our Friend ...Last Visit of our Friend ...


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Thanks for 12 great days in Reinswald:

Stefan J.

Stefan B.

Andreas

Eugen

Bernhard

Shenqiang

Federico

Irina

Alexander

Michael

Johannes

Gerrit

Olga

Philipp

Sven ErnstHans

zimmersn

Kircherhof team

Kurs 7 & 12

ping pong team chess team


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Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004