Find your way out.pptx

7/31/2019 Find your way out.pptx

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You are watching tv, you are hungry.

What do you do?

A. Go to kitchen

B. Stay and watch TV

C. Go to store


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You chose to watch t.v., just then the power goes out. Your tv stays

on though.

What do you do?

A. Stay seated

B. Call customer service

C. Go get a flash light.


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You find the flashlight in the kitchen but there is a bear guarding it!

What weapon do you choose?

A. Your fists

B. Bear mace

C. Plastic excalibur

D. You grab your m16E. Pixie dust


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You get the flashlight but it turns out there are no batteries. What do you do?

A. Go to the store to buy some batteries

B. Rage quit life

C. Wait out the power outage

D. Continue on your quest to find food


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Youre on your way home from the store when you are attacked by a pack of

carnivorous trick or treaters; ages 5-8 and they hunger for human flesh. They then

attempt to lure you with candy. What do you do?

A. Take the candy

B. Throw your batteries at them

C. Find chainsaw lying on ground and turn it on.

D. Run away


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You have to excape the law now that youre a murderer. What do

you do?

A. Run to mexico

B. Go back to your house to see if power is back on.

C. Stop for a bite to eat.

D. Turn yourself in.


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Mauled by a bear


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Tree falls on you


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Your house collapses on you


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Die of old age for waiting on customer service.


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You accidently mace yourself in the face and you are eaten by the

bear


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You are mauled instantly


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No ammo, bear tears you apart.


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You blow it at the bear. There is a fan pointed at you and the dust

comes back and suffocates you.


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You are dead


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The house collapses again


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You accidently eat rat poison.


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You eat the candy and it turns out there is chlorophyll in the candy

and you pass out. You are then eaten by the children.


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The batteries make contact but they are just batteries. You are now

eaten alive


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You kill 15-20 children but you live and are possibly going to

prison but you are alive!


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Hit by car and then the car blows up. You are dead


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You get to the border and are abducted by drug cartel. You are

shot in the face immediately after.


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Turns out bear wasnt all the way dead. You are mauled to death.


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You eat rat poison


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You get to prison and you awesome cell mate who officially now

owns you. You are later sold for snickers bar but you live.

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