(An elemental brawl)
Fire: I am stronger because my flames can melt you
Ice: Oh yeah? When I turn into water, I extinguish you
Fire: Even after I physically die, my ashes contaminate you,
making you dirty
Ice: Youre so dirty I have to clean you from Mother Earth and
wash you away, into the sewers
Fire: I know that, but eventually your ugly, stinky sewer water
will end up somewhere above ground. Then the sun will come out,
evaporate you, and you will dissipate into nowhere. Meanwhile, my
ashes will chemically precipitate to form sedimentary rock
Ice: So what? Water is a cycle, which means that I will come
down as rain once again
Fire: So you cant even come up with a good argument to defend
yourselfIce: Your ad hominem attack in itself not a valid point
Fire: Okay, heres the conclusion: youre stupid
Ice: No, youre stupid
Fire: No, you
Ice: You
Fire: You is da stupid
Ice: You stupider
Fire: [swears loudly at Ice][Ice leaves the conversation]Fire: I
win
