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7/17/2019 Fortune Cookie
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F9 for the next fortune
Created by Jordan Goldmeier
Option Explicit VBA Blog
http://optionexplicitvba.blogspot.c
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Verb Article Noun
accept his year
add her people
admire your way
admit this day
advise that man
afford the thingagree a woman
alert life
allow child
amuse world
announce school
annoy state
answer family
applaud student
appreciate group
approve countryarrive problem
ask hand
attempt part
attend place
avoid case
bake week
bang company
bat system
bathe program
battle question
beam work
beg government
behave number
belong night
bleach point
blind home
blink water
blot room
blush mother
boast area
boil money
bolt story
bomb fact
book month
bore lot
bounce right
brake study
branch book
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burn eye
bury job
buzz word
calculate business
call issue
camp side
carry kindcarve head
choke house
collect service
command friend
communicate father
compare power
compete hour
complain game
concentrate line
confess endconfuse member
connect law
consider car
consist city
contain community
continue name
copy president
cough team
count minute
cover idea
crash kid
crawl body
cross information
curl back
curve parent
damage face
delay others
deliver level
depend office
describe door
desert health
deserve person
destroy art
disagree war
disappear history
discover party
dislike result
divide change
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double morning
doubt reason
draig research
drain girl
dream guy
dress moment
drip air drop teacher
earn force
educate education
employ cracker
end fortune
enjoy junk
entertain meat
escape box
examine bed
excuse mosquitoexplain spreadsheet
explode formula
extend Excel
face PowerPivot
fade PowerPoint
fail slide show
fear cow
fetch water buffalo
fix
flash
flap
flood
fold
flower
fool
force
form
found
frame
frighten
fry
gather
gaze
grow
glue
grab
grate
grease
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grin
grip
groan
guard
guess
guide
hammer happen
harm
heat
help
hug
hum
hunt
hurry
identify
ignoreimagine
impress
improve
include
increase
influence
inform
instruct
intend
interest
invent
invite
irritate
jail
jog
join
joke
judge
juggle
jump
kick
kiss
manage
march
mark
marry
match
measure
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meddle
melt
mend
mine
miss
mix
movemuddle
mutiply
nail
name
need
nest
nod
notice
number
objectobject
observe
obtain
occur
offend
offer
open
owe
own
pack
pass
peep
perform
permit
phone
pine
place
plan
plant
play
please
plug
point
poke
polish
pop
pray
preach
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precede
press
pretend
prevent
prick
produceprogram
promise
provide
pull
pump
punish
push
question
race
radiatereceive
record
reflect
refuse
regret
rely
remain
remember
remind
remove
report
reproduce
request
retire
reduce
rhyme
rob
rock
roll
rub
ruin
rule
rush
sail
satisfy
save
scratch
scream
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save
serve
settle
shade
shave
shelter
shiver shock
shop
shrug
sigh
sign
sip
ski
skip
slow
smashsmell
smoke
snatch
sneeze
sniff
snore
snow
soothe
sound
spell
spill
spoil
spray
sprout
squeeze
stain
stamp
stare
soothe
sound
start
stay
steer
step
stir
stitch
stop
store
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strap
stroke
stuff
suck
suffer
suit
supplysupport
surprise
surround
suspect
suspend
switch
talk
tame
tap
telephonetempt
test
thank
thaw
tick
tickle
tie
time
tip
touch
tour tow
trace
trade
train
transport
trap
travel
treat
tremble
trick
trip
trot
trouble
trust
try
tug
tumble
turn
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twist
type
undress
unfasten
unite
unpack
usevanish
visit
wail
wait
walk
wander
waste
watch
water
whinewave
whip
whirl
wipe
wish
wobble
wonder
work
worry
wrap
wreck
wrestle
x-ray
yawn
yell
zip
zoom
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Adverb Adjective
abnormally adorable
absentmindedly beautiful
accidentally clean
acidly drab
actually elegant
adventurously fancyafterwards glamorous
almost handsome
always long
angrily magnificent
annually old-fashioned
anxiously plain
arrogantly quaint
awkwardly sparkling
badly ugliest
bashfully unsightlybeautifully wide-eyed
bitterly alive
bleakly better
blindly careful
blissfull clever
boastfully dead
boldly easy
bravely famous
briefly gifted
brightly helpful
briskly important
broadly inexpensive
busily mushy
calmly odd
carefully powerful
carelessly rich
cautiously shy
certainl tender
cheerfully uninterested
clearly vast
cleverly wrong
closely angry
coaxingly bewildered
colorfully clumsy
commonly defeated
continually embarrassed
ultimately fierce
unabashedly grumpy
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unaccountably helpless
unbearably itchy
unethically jealous
unexpectedly lazy
unfortunately mysterious
unimpressively nervous
unnaturally obnoxiousunnecessarily panicky
utterly repulsive
upbeatly scary
upliftingly thoughtless
upright uptight
upside-down worried
upward big
upwardly colossal
urgently fat
usefully giganticuselessly great
usually huge
utterly immense
vacantly large
vaguely little
vainly mammoth
valiantly massive
vastly miniature
verbally petite
puny
viciously scrawny
victoriously short
violently small
vivaciously tall
voluntarily teeny
warmly teeny-tiny
tiny
agreeable
brave
wetly calm
wholly delightful
wildly eager
willfully faithful
wisely gentle
woefully happy
wonderfully jolly
worriedly kind
wrongly lively
very
weakly
wearily
well
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yawningly nice
obedient
yearningly proud
yesterday relieved
yieldingly silly
youthfully thankful
zealously victoriouszestfully witty
zestily zealous
ancient
faithfully brief
famously early
fast
late
fatally long
ferociously modern
fervently oldfiercely old-fashioned
fondly quick
foolishly rapid
fortunately short
frankly slow
frantically swift
freely young
frenetically bitter
furiously delicious
fully fresh
greasy
keenly juicy
kiddingly hot
kindheartedly icy
kindly loose
kissingly melted
knavishly nutritious
knottily prickly
knowingly rainy
knowledgeably rotten
kookily salty
happily sticky
hastily strong
healthily sweet
heavily tart
helpfully tasteless
helplessly uneven
highly weak
yearly
fairly
far
fast
furiously
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honestly wet
hopelessly wooden
hourly yummy
generally abundant
generously empty
gently few
gladly fullgleefully heavy
gracefully light
gratefull many
greatly numerous
greedily sparse
madly substantial
majestically
meaningfully
mechanically
merrilymiserably
mockingly
monthly
mortally
mysteriously
immediately
innocently
inquisitively
instantly
intensely
intently
interestingly
inwardly
irritably
jaggedly
jealously
joshingly
joyfully
joyously
lazily
lightly
likely
justly
more
mostly
lazily
less
lightly
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limply
lively
loftily
loosely
loyally
neatly
nicely
not
oddly
offensively
officially
optimistically
overconfidently
owlishly
positively
potentially
properly
punctually
quaintly
quarrelsomely
likely
longingly
lovinglyloudly
naturally
nearly
needily
nervously
never
noisily
obediently
obnoxiously
often
only
openly
painfully
partially
patiently
perfectly
physically
playfully
politely
poorly
powerfully
promptly
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queasily
queerly
questionably
questioningly
quicker
quickly
quietlyquirkily
quizzically
separately
sharply
softly
solidly
strictly
successfully
surprisingly
suspiciously
sympathetically
sadly
safely
scarcely
scarily
searchingly
sedately
seemingly
seldomselfishly
seriously
shakily
sheepishly
shrilly
shyly
silently
sleepily
slowly
smoothly
solemnly
sometimes
soon
speedily
stealthily
sternly
suddenly
sweetly
swiftly
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readily
reassuringly
reluctantly
reproachfully
restfully
righteously
rightfully
tenderly
terribly
thankfully
thoroughly
thoughtfully
tightly
tremendously
triumphantly
truly
rapidly
rarely
really
recklessly
regularly
repeatedly
rigidly
roughly
rudely
tensely
tomorrow
too
truthfully
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Fortune
gives up now
lives in pain
finds happiness
sleeps well
quits your job
gets hypothermiafinds love
finds evil
makes lots of money
creates happinness in your future
remembers a past life
is not worth it
… does it even matter
wants the answer to be !"
goes on vacation
finds wisdomfinds truth
eats tator tots for dinner
finds their dreams fulfilled
sees a #$% outside
adopts a monkey as a pet
loses weight
gains weight
crashes the spreadsheet
finds true love
loses true love
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eats a sandwhich
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"ossible Fortunes
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