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Stands for Tarftf Revision and Benefits toFlorida Partners end Frail Growers

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Government Appropriations fix Harborsrf Inland Rivers aria Waterways

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JAMES R MOORHEAD B J PO TTER DAVID S WOODROWPresident General Manager Secretary

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We have been reading impeach-ments

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of Roosevelt for stealing ththunder of Bryan We have observedabuse of Bryan for plagiarizingHearst and borrowing from the populists We have given grave thought-and some original research to the sol-emn

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subject and have discovered thatI the whole darned caboodle of em

l oi rmved it from Moses if you dontbelieve it read the ten command-ments

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I WATCH STOLEN-

An open faced railroad gold watchwas stolen from the home of MrsGeorge Close on the night of March

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I GANDERBONES APRIL FORECAST

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The A SI rain will rut a bitj Of Irish in th latv n-

AndI a rnw and brighter auguryVil paint thf ttt at Mann

Tn e ons of bir will tin the day-An

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I H will riin eat ami logstI vnd 1 atE ir wwts ni other brutes

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The broivn tlrush will return tosing its ong at even nail aril tho-

i Uiideyel cow will moult and rear an bw and ledder pHih the young-

j mans tought will love to dwell uponlux lady l v while > he is not the oneat ill that the is wotuntfvf-

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ton the knockout bow the courtsHave th tit the twocent rate

Tneyll ail r bait their hooks againAnd drop them in the pool

And u hen T 11 gets after themTheyll all cry April fool I

And thn there will be doings in thepresidential race for everybody in it

ill accelerate the pate The hoofs ofMr Johnson will put up a cloud oflist and Mr Bryan will put on a mostterrific spurt The presidential beeuhich has been in Bill Tufts hat willl f removed by Roosevelt from thathigh hubitut and when it se > ms thefild behind imperils Teddys bets theinc will be slipped in the seat of Wi-lliams

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Wliillat the very earth will rockAnd sod untl bits of loath

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Will obfuscate the sky each limpThe sting is driven home

nd while to all the others onceThey pass the grandstand twice

rill T and B will blandly j< ska Whom shall we run for vice

April was named for Venus thfRoman goddess of spring She was themother of Aeneas and attended thefirst Mothers Congress with thatoung man in her arms She was a-

very fashionable woman and inventeddivorce She was at different timesthe wife of Vulcan Mars MercuryAdonis and Anchises and held the

matrimonial record until Lillian Rus-sell

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The planet Venus was mimedfor her as was the city of Venice Sheit also the heroine of Three Weeks

The baseball player will resumeWith letters on his

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suitAnd the fan will sit out in the sun

And violently rootHis supper will grow cold and stale

i His wife will swear a bitAnd the cook will make a chalk mark

On the kitchen door and quit

The straw hat season will come inand the oyster will go out the last fewHocks of buckwheat cakes will sortof hang about the spring elution willreflect red fire against the sky an ¬

other good share of the earth will suddently go dry and the Congress willdebate upon relief laws for the losers 1

and lay a reservation out for our un ¬

happy boozersI The program for All Fools Day willbe more elaborate than usual 111Roosevelt will give a dinner at theVhite House to those who think heisnt going to run again Mr Rocke-feller

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will give a banquet at Clevelandto those who think he is going to pay

I that 29000000 fine Senator TClkinswill give a barn dance on his coun ¬

try place to those who think theyhave any notion of letting the Duke-of the Abruxxi get away Mr Har-riman will give a pink tea at the Valdorf Astoria to all persons who thinkhe is licked Mr Bryan will give uhuge lawn party at his home nearLincoln to all persons thinking he isgoing to stop aside for Mr JohnsonOther fools will be cared for in variousother ways

The milliners will meanwhile showThose gorgeous faster hats

With soup lunettes pinned to themAnd various ding bats

And while the ladies dunce for joyBefore this line of goods

Their lords will puck an extra shirtAnd hike out for the woods

The irational convention of the pop-ulist

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party will begin at St Louis onIApril t Wags have been asking why-

it was set for so late in the monthThe moon will look like Bill Taft on t

the 16th The big leagues will soonbe under way The American antINational will begin about the 15th butthe AntiSaloon League will get start I

ed a week earlier Easter will occuron the 19th and the 20th will be devoted to discussing what every onohad on Persons who didnt have anything on to speak of will of tours1 e unmentionable 1

The sweet Elvina will to church-In rustling silks and tulles

u hick she will lift up to her kneeIn passing little pools I

And just because a few men look I

No one commits a < sinfor else it were not known her clothes

Are new clear to the skin

Aster the 3rd April will be underthe influence of Taurus the Bull Wallstreet which has for so long beenunder the influence of Teddy theTear will be emancipated Mr Har-riman will give a dinner at which hewill make public the details of hisplans to lock all square deal fanaticsup in round houses

Persons born under Taurus are bull j

headed and have double cowlicksThey are suspicious and think the gasmeter is fast They are self willedbut their wives can make them voteCry They are very intelligent andunderstand railroad timetables

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The children will take Easter eggsAnd play upon the floor

And baby will down one made greenVith H2So4

The doctor will come on the jumpAnd the whole household will weep

and prayTill baby lays the egg

And then the buds of May will opetheir fair and fragrant eyes and apromise of the coming June win glim ¬

mer in the skits the crickets and thekatydids in sweeter songs will joinand the mint will put In God weTrust upon our wicked coin

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To introduce We will give awayfive thousand of these IgorrotesDouble Cross Puzzles made of Philip-pine

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