Fun Without Dick Jane

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EuhYGPMA[P

@gno fh` Dfhk

ly Nmrgstgk Jkccar

WA[\ I[G@K PA F @KCGIMPE[CCW KJRPW HK^P


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Pkxt napyrgimt


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PFLCK AE NAHPKHP^

GHP\A@[NPGAH4 FH@ F NMGC@ ^MFCC CKFUK PMKJ . . . . .9

RF\P 64 ^A CAHI, EF\KYKCC . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .66

nmfptkr 6Lgi Jaj ah Nfjpus . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6Mkcca, Ergkh`s! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .72

nmfptkr 60Mky! Pmk Og`s Frk Iahk! Gts Rfrt-fy Pgjk! . .79

nmfptkr 6;^fyahfrf, Jrs. Jghgvfh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .620

nmfptkr 65Waur Efsmgah Ghspgrftgah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .62=

nmfptkr 69Cgek Gs Paa mart ear wkftpfhts . . . . . . . . . .660

nmfptkr 6=Wau. Aee tmk Naunm. Haw. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .667

nmfptkr 67Ekftmkrghi Waur Kjpty Hkst . . . . . . . . . . . . .6


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RF\P 04 PMKW\K LFFF-FFNO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .606

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Fh` f Nmgc`^mfcc Ckfvk Pmkj

smks ckfvghi majk. lum-lyk!

Wau mf` f efrkwkcc pfrty (ar twa), taao mkr ah f naupck ae

smappghi sprkks, fh` caaok` avkr mkr smauc`kr fs smk rkigstkrk` ear

ncfssks ahcghk fh` lknfjk fnqufghtk` wgtm mkr hkw àrj jftk

tmrauim Efnklaao. Wau wah`krk` fcau` wmktmkr sfg` àrj jftk`g`ht jfylk caao cgok sajkahk wma sjaoks f cat ae pat. Wau

mkcpk` mkr pfno, jfoghi surk smk mf` kxtrf wfsmncatms fh` tmask

eurry sanos smk cgoks ta wkfr ta lk`.

Haw smks iahk. ^mk rkfccy cket. Fh` yaurk fcrkf`y wah`krghi

wmkh tmk rst Rfrkhts Ugsgtghi @fy wgcc lk. âah, yau mapk.

Rkrmfps yau mfvkht iahk sa efr fs ta rkht fh fpfrtjkht wgtmgh

spgttghi `gstfhnk ae yaur nmgc`s àrj raaj. Lut yau ànmkno mkrEfnklaao pfik rst tmghi kvkry jarhghi, ckfvghi cgttck hatks ah mkr

wfcc, skh`ghi mkr cahi jkssfiks tmrauimaut tmk `fy. Fh` gts sa

irkft tmft smk tfuimt yau maw ta tkxt, lknfusk haw yau nfh nmkno

gh nahstfhtcy ft tmk taunm ae f tmujl, dust ta fso mkr maw tmghis frk

GHP\A@[NPGAH


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E[H YGPMA[P@GNO FH@ DFHK

iaghi. Wau ohaw tmk `ktfgcs ae cast laaos fh` jgssk` ncfssks, fh`

wmas maaoghi up wgtm wmaj ah mkr àrj aar. Waurk h`ghi tmk

mausk f cgttck qugkt, sa yau spkh` yaur `fys arifhgzghi mkr ac` mgimsnmaac pfpkrs fh` pradknts, hfccy ikttghi frauh` ta skckntghi tmk

rkfccy stfhàut pgknks ae kckjkhtfry snmaac frt fh` skh`ghi tmkj aut

ear erfjghi. Wau jfgc mkr f wkkocy nfrk pfnofik eucc ae mkr efvargtk

shfnos, dust gh nfsk smks ekkcghi f cgttck pknogsm lktwkkh jkfcs. Fh`

wmkh yaur nmgc` najpcfghs flaut f praekssar lkghi f rkfccy mfr`

irf`kr, wkcc, yau dust nfcc up tmft praekssar fh` igvk mgj f pgknk ae

yaur jgh`.Ge yau h` yaurskce ghnmghi tawfr` tmgs ogh` ae ghsfhgty gh tmk

wfok ae yaur nmgc` ckfvghi tmk hkst, gt nauc` lk tgjk ta fsskss yaur

awh cgek. Mfvk yau spkht tmk cfst kgimtkkh ykfrs `kvatghi kvkry wfo-

ghi jajkhtta yaur nmgc`s survgvfc, mfppghkss, khrgnmjkht, fh`

khtkrtfghjkht1 Mfvk yau najk ta tmk rkfcgzftgah tmft yaur nmgc`

mfs lkkh yaur ahcy mally1 @a yau ekkc cgok yaur ahcy rkfsah ear

kxgstkhnk gs iahk, ckfvghi yau wgtm hatmghi ta à lut nrkftk snrfp-laaos ae yaur nmgc`s rst kgimtkkh ykfrs ae cgek1

Lut, yau sfy, wmft kcsk gs tmkrk ta à atmkr tmfh nrkftk snrfp-

laaos ae jy nmgc`s rst kgimtkkh ykfrs ae cgek1 Fh` wmft ge wk rkfccy

cgok kfnm atmkr fh` wfht ta tfco ah tmk pmahk vk tgjks f `fy1 Wau,

Nmrgstgk Jkccar, frk f lf`, lf` jatmkr, wma just mftk mkr nmgc`.

Pmft gs hat najpcktkcy truk. G ahcy mftk mgj wmkh mk àks tmft

fhhayghi tmghi wgtm mgs mfgr fh` wmkh mk `gsfirkks wgtm jk avkrmgs kxnkssgvk usk ae tmk najputkr.

Caaoyau frk hat flfhàhghi yaur nmgc`. Fh` mkgs hat

flfhàhghiyau. Waur nmgc` gs khtkrghi tmk rst stfik ae mgs cgek fs fh

fùct. Pmfts fiaa`tmghi. Ikttghi fwfy eraj mgs nmgc`maa` majk gs


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GHP\A@[NPGAH

fh gjpartfht stkp gh mgs irawtm fh` jfturgty. Fh`wma nauc`vk

gjfighk`1gh yaurs.

Mkrks tmk tmghi4 Og`s iraw up. Pmky ckfvk majk. Pmkyrk sup-pask` ta à tmft. Haw gts tgjk ta rkogh`ck sajk earjkr ghtkrksts,

tfckhts, sogccs, fh` `rkfjs. Gts tgjk ta h` sajktmghi kcsk ta à.

Egh`ghi sajktmghi kcsk ta eanus ah àksht jkfh yau àht cavk yaur

nmgc`rkh. Gt àksht jkfh yau mfvk nkfsk` ta lk f jatmkr. Gt àksht

jkfh yau frkht ghtkrkstk` gh tmkgr cgvks. Lut haw yaur rkcftgahsmgp

wgtm yaur og`s wgcc kll fh` aw, fh` gts f pkreknt appartuhgty ta

kxpcark tmask pfssgahs yau cket lkmgh` wmkh yau lknfjk f pfrkht.Ft tmk vkry ckfst, yaurk pralflcy iaghi ta hkk` f ekw fntgvgtgks ta cc

up tmask kxtrf maurs yauvk iat.

Pmgs mfh`y iug`k fgjs ta ikt yau tmrauim tmft ghgtgfc kjpty-

hkst f`dustjkht pkrga`fh` lkyah`. Lknfusk tmk lkyah` pfrt gs

rkfccy gjpartfht4 Yauc`ht gt lk hgnk ta lk wkcc ghta cgvghi yaur awh

cgek ly tmk tgjk yaur cgttck `frcghi mfs irfùftk` eraj nacckik1

ûrk, cgvghi yaur awh cgek gs pralflcy sajktmghi yau smauc`mfvk lkkh àghi fcc fcahi, kvkh wgtm yauhistkrs ft majk. Ahk

mapks tmft wkvk jfhfik` ta pursuk ghtkrksts fh` mallgks atmkr

tmfh aur nmgc`rkh wmgck sgjuctfhkauscy lkghi f pfrkht. Lut ge yau

h` tmft yaur atmkr cgek sajkmaw `rappk` ly tmk wfysg`k wmgck

yau wkrk lusy nrkftghi tmk pkreknt nmgc`, pkrmfps yau nfh pgno up

wmkrk yau cket aee. Haw tmft tmft pkreknt nmgc` mfs cket majk, gts

tgjk ta nrkftk yaur pkreknt cgek.


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pfrt 6

^a Cahi,

Efrkwkcc


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6 Lgi Jaj ah Nfjpus

yau mkcpk` mgj wgtm mgs ogh`krifrtkh fcpmflkt majkwaro.

Wauvk skkh mgj tmrauim Jajjy fh` Jk? Iyjlarkk? kh`ckss

wkkokh`s ae P-lfcc, Cgttck Ckfiuk, lfcckt, fh` pgfha ckssahs? fh`

f pcktmarf ae pcfy`ftks. Wau mgrk` tmft mgim-kh` jftm tutar gh

tmgr` irf`k fh` mkcpk` mgj lugc` tmft rkcgke jfp (wgtm f waroghivacnfha!) gh eaurtm irf`klknfusk, fetkr fcc, yau latm wfhtk` gt

ta lk pkreknt. Wau jf`k surk mk fcwfys mf` tmk lkst tkfnmkrs,

kvkh ge gt jkfht tmk prghngpfc ae tmk snmaac ùnok` ghta f àarwfy

kvkry tgjk smk sfw yau najghi. Wau mkcpk` yaur nmgc` h` skrvgnk

fh` vacuhtkkrghi appartuhgtgks stfrtghi gh sgxtm irf`klknfusk

rkfccy, gts hkvkr taa saah ta stfrt tmghoghi flaut wmft caaos iaa`

ah f nacckik fppcgnftgah. Waurk lkttghi tmft tmkrk waht lk jfhyog`s wma lugct smkctkrs ear tmk majkckss fh`warok` fs f jk`gnfc

fg`k gh Iuftkjfcf ùrghi sprghi lrkfo. Fh` yks, fs efr fs yaurk

nahnkrhk`, jfhhghi tmk Yftkr-@uho Laatm ft tmk snmaac efgr àks

nauht fs najjuhgty skrvgnk.


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Â CAHI, EF\KYKCC

Wau iat tmrauim mgim snmaac taiktmkr, fs f tkfj. Pmk FR ncfssks

fh` fnf`kjgn warocaf` pgck` up, lut yau ohunock` àwh, fcahi

wgtm yaur nmgc`. ûrk, yau stfrtk` ta erkfo aut ùrghi sapmajarkykfr, wmft wgtm nacckik caajghi ah tmk margzah. Gt `g`ht skkj taa

kfrcy ta stfrt pfhgnoghiyauvk lkkh fttkh`ghi Nacckik Hgimt wgtm

yaur nmgc` sghnk kgimtm irf`k!lut ly tmk tkhtm irf`k, gt wfs stfrt-

ghi ta skkj cgok f rkfcrkfcgty.

Duhgar ykfr wfs f lcur ae prknacckik fntgvgty. Pmrkk muh`rk`

àccfrs fh maur ear fh ^FP nafnm skkjk` f cgttck stkkp, lut kvkry-

ahk kcsk wfs àghi gt, fh` yau `g`ht wfht ta lk lkmgh` tmk nurvk.Wau park` avkr nacckik lranmurks fh` skfrnmk` nfjpusks ahcghk,

lut sa jfhy jajs fh` `f`s skkjk` ta lk tfoghi tmkgr nmgc`rkh ah

irfh` Nacckik Paurs tmft yau pcfhhk` fh kcflarftk etkkh-stap taur

fs wkcc. ûrk, gt jkfht ha vfnftgahs ear tmk hkxt ekw ykfrs. Lut yaur

cgttck `frcghi wfs wartm gt.

Fh` yau wkrk prktty `frh prau` ae tmask nacckik kssfys4 nahngsk,

tmauimteuc, fh` wgtm dust tmft lrgimt kìk ae mujar. (G jkfh, aenaursk yaur nmgc` wratktmkj, lut yau mf` ta mkcp f cgttck wgtm tmk aut-

cghk. Fh` tmk lfsgn nahnkpt. Fh` mk rkfccy hkk`k` f mfh` wgtm tmft

ghtraùntgah. Lut mk wratktmk kssfy mgjskce. Ahnk yau iat tmft rst

`rfet stfrtk`. Fh` `g` tmk k`gtghi.) Wau wkrk tmrgcck` wmkh fcc yaur

mfr` waro pfg` aee fh` tmk nacckik fnnkptfhnk ckttkrs stfrtk` frrgvghi.

Aofy, hk, jfylk tmkrk wkrk f ekw rkdkntgahs. Lut just wk `wkcc

ah tmft ogh` ae hkiftgvgty1 Gts gjpartfht ta rkjkjlkr, mk pralflcymfsht mf` ta `kfc wgtm junm rkdkntgah gh mgs cgek ykt (lfrrghi fh

annfsgahfc ognolfcc pgno, ar f pfgheuc nrusm ar twa), eraj mgs `fys gh

Cgttck Ckfiuk, wmkh kvkryahk iat f trapmy sgjpcy ear smawghi up, ta

mgs snmaac nfrkkr, tmrauimaut wmgnm mk wfs tac` mk wfs wah`kreuc gh


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kvkry wfy. Wauvk eauimt ah mgs lkmfce wmkh yau ekct mk wfs uhefgrcy

irf`k`, fh` yau `g` wmft yau nauc` ta mkcp kfsk tmk uhpckfsfhthkss

wmkh f ekw ae mgs tkfnmkrs `g` hat fpprkngftk mgs igets fs junm fstmky jgimt mfvk. Haw, fppfrkhtcy, f ekw Gvy Ckfiuk nacckiks àht

rknaihgzk tmk vfcuk ae mgs wkcc-rauh`k`, nrkftgvk fpprafnm ta ckfrh-

ghi. Rkrmfps mgs mapks ae f Mfrvfr` ar Rrghnktah kùnftgah mfvk

lkkh qufsmk`? lut sghnk tmky wkrk rkfccy jark yaur mapks tmfh mgs,

mks fntufccy hk wgtm gt. Ymkw!

Cunogcy, mk jf`k gt ghta f `knkht nacckik, fh` yau iat lusy luy-

ghi mgj àrj eurhgturk fh` suppcgks. Pmk `fys lknfjk f wmgrc aeprkpfrftgah, f skrgks ae prkngaus shfpsmats, ae kktghi jajkhts4

yaur nmgc`, tfoghi hfcs. Ar`krghi mgs nfp fh` iawh. gihghi mgs

ykfrlaao. Uajgtghi up tmk vaòf sjuiick` gh ly tmk vfck`gntargfh

ah praj hgimt.

Fh` haw gts Nacckik Javk-gh @fy! Wau `ravk muh`rk`s ae

jgcks wgtm f pfnok` nfr fh` f sjfcc [-Mfuc trfgckr. Fetkr fcc, maw

nfh mk à wgtmaut f jgnrawfvk avkh gh mgs àrj, ear cftk-hgimtshfnos1 Fh` ae naursk tmk cfrik ft-snrkkh PU tmft mkcc hkk` ear

mgs Rcfy^tftgah < fh`javgks1 Pmk `ksotap najputkr fh` prghtkr

(pcus mgs cfptap ear ncfssks) frk f just, fs gs mgs hkw gRf`. Fs wkcc

fs tmk stkfjkr truho eucc ae lftm tawkcs, lk``ghi, fh` mgs spkngfc

mypafcckrikhgn jfttrkss pf`.

Javk-gh @fy!@fy1Wauvk `kng`k` ta stfy ear tmk wkko. Dust ta

ikt yaur yauhistkr skttck`. Gh efnt . . . wmft f hgnk canftgah! Jfylkgt wauc`lk f iaa` g`kf ta ikt f cgttck fpfrtjkht hkfrly, dust ta mkcp

yaur nmgc` ikt fnncgjftk` ta nacckik cgek.

Dust flaut haw yau smauc` lk mkfrghi tmk sauh` ae f cfrik vkmgnck

najghi ta f snrkknmghi mfct. Aofy, yau wkrkht rkfccy tmghoghi ae


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Â CAHI, EF\KYKCC

javghi àwh tmk strkkt eraj yaur nmgc`s àrj, wkrk yau1 Rfrkhts4

Gts hat mgs rst `fy ae prksnmaac. Waur kgimtkkh-ykfr-ac` wgcc lk aofy

ge mks cgvghi gh f àrj tmfts jark tmfh f muh`rk` ar f tmausfh`jgcks fwfy eraj yau.

Ge eaur ar vk `fys mfvk iahk ly sghnk yau frrgvk` ta skttck

yaur nmgc` ghta mgs àrj . . . ge yau h` yaurskce wfhtghi ta stfy ah

dust f ekw jark `fys, ar ge yau h` yaurskce stfh`ghi gh eraht ae tmk

pastghis gh tmk wghàw ae tmk canfc rkfc kstftk aenk fh` yau àht

rkfccy ohaw maw yau iat tmkrk . . . ge yau h` yaurskce wfhtghi ta

mfhi aut gh yaur nmgc`s àrj raaj dust ahk jark hgimt, ar yaustfrt Ergkh`ghi yaur nmgc`s hkw àrj jftks . . . tmkh gts tgjk ta

kxtrgnftk yaurskce. Dust lk mahkst wgtm yaurskce. Wau frk hat fcahk,

yau ohaw4 Gts haw najjah ta h` fntufc skjghfrs aeekrk` ly tmk

nacckik ear pfrkhts, ta mkcp yau efnk tmk jajkht ae `kpfrturk. Pmk

skjghfrs nfjk flaut lknfusk ae tmk smkkr hujlkrs ae pfrkhts wma

sgjpcy wauc` hat ckfvk tmkgr nmgc` ah javk-gh `fy. Ge tmgs sauh`s

fppkfcghi ta yau, tmkh sgih up gjjk`gftkcy. Ar, dust tfok f `kkplrkftm. ^fy yaur iaa`-lyks, ikt gh yaur nfr, fh` `rgvk fwfy.

Haw, dust ta lk nckfr4 Gj hat suiikstghi yau nac`cy skh` yaur

nmgc` efr, efr fwfy, nmfhik tmk canos ah yaur àar, fh` hkvkr caao

lfno. Wau jfy mfvk f vkry ncask rkcftgahsmgp wgtm yaur nmgc`. G wgcc

lk tmk rst ta f`jgt, fs f jatmkr ae lays, tmft jy rkcftgahsmgp wgtm

jy lays jfy hat lk tmk sfjk fs yaurs wgtm yaur igrcs. Fs swkkt

fh` skhsgtgvk fh` nfrghi fs jy nacckik lay jfy lk, mk gs hat cgokcyta nfcc jk vk tgjks f `fy ta iusm avkr tmk nutk igrc gh Knahajgns

ar apghk flaut tmk rkcftgvk fwksajkhkss ae mgs Najpfrftgvk Cgt

praekssar. Har gs mk fpt ta tkxt jk flaut cavk, jusgn, fh` fàrflck

laats. Aofy, sajktgjks flaut jusgn. Lut hkvkr flaut eaatwkfr.


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G mfvk ergkh`s wma frk fs ghskpfrflck eraj tmkgr `fuimtkrs fs

^gfjksk twghs. Pmky nmft wgtm kfnm atmkr tkh tgjks f `fy, fh` wmkh

tmk `fuimtkrs najk majk ear vgsgts, tmky smap, igiick, fh` kh`cksscysmfrk. G f`jgt G sajktgjks wgsteuccy cahi ear f cgttck jark smfrghi

tmfh f Efnklaao jkssfik rkjgh`ghi jk ta cc aut tmk hfhngfc-fg`

fppcgnftgahs fh` tkccghi jk, Kvkrytmghis iaghi irkft! Fh` gts

truk G ikt jark ghearjftgah eraj f icfhnk ft jy sahs Efnklaao

prack tmfh fhytmghi mks kvkr wrgttkh gh fh k-jfgc ar tac` jk gh f

pmahk nfcc. Lut ahnk gh f wmgck, wmkh G à skk mgj gh pkrsah fh`

wkrk ah f wfco ar sgttghi taiktmkr avkr f nup ae sajktmghi, wk àkh` up tfcoghi. Fh` mk àks cc gh tmk ifps, fh` ncuk jk gh ah `ktfgcs.

Mk dust àks gt gh mgs awh wfy. ^f`cy, tmkrk gs ha smappghi ghvacvk`.

â, kvkry pfrkht mfs tmkgr awh uhgquk rkcftgahsmgp wgtm tmkgr

nmgc`, fh` Gj hat mkrk ta tkcc yau tmft yau smauc`ht khday f ncask,

wfrj, fh` cavghi ergkh`smgp wgtm yaur og`s fetkr tmky javk fwfy.

Pmft ogh` ae nahhkntgah gs jark rfrk tmfh gt smauc` lk fjahi pfr-

khts fh` nmgc`rkh, fh` gs ta lk nmkrgsmk` fh` fppcfu`k`. Gj sgjpcysuiikstghi tmft pfrt ae tmk kxpkrgkhnk ae ckfvghi majk gs, yaur

nmgc` ikts ta `gsnavkr wmamkgswgtmaut mgs pfrkhts!dust fs pfrt ae

mfvghi yaur nmgc`rkh ckfvk majk gs flaut yau `gsnavkrghi wma yau

frk wgtmaut yaur nmgc`rkh ta `khk yau. Ae naursk yaucc fcwfys lk

f jatmkr, fh` tmkycc fcwfys lk yaur lflgks. Lkghi f jatmkr jfy

`khk wma yau frk earkvkr, fh` yau jfy wfht gt tmft wfy. Lut yau

nfh `khk yaurskce gh atmkr wfys, taa. Fh` fs tmk og`s ckfvk tmk hkst(fs tmky jastcy tkh` ta à), yaurk iaghi ta h` yaurskce wgtm pckhty

ae kxtrf tgjk ah yaur mfh`s ear h`ghi hkw wfys ta `khk yaurskce.

Gts tgjk ta sfy iaa`-lyk. Fh` maw gh tmk warc` à yau à tmft1

Ykcc, ge fnnkptfhnk gs hat kxfntcy najghi hfturfccy ta yau, tmk fhswkr


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Â CAHI, EF\KYKCC

jfy cgk jark gh wmft hatta à. Ge yauvk lkkh fsoghi yaurskce, Maw

gh tmk warc` fj G iaghi ta sfy iaa`-lyk1 sghnk lkeark yaur nmgc`

stfrtk` mgs skhgar ykfr ae mgim snmaac, tmkh pkrmfps yauvk lugct tmkjajkht ghta sajktmghi lgiikr tmfh gt hkk`s ta lk. Ge yauvk lkkh

nahstfhtcy rkpkftghi ta fhyahk wma wgcc cgstkh, Gj iaghi ta lk f

wrknowmkh jy og` ckfvks, ar G àht ohaw wmft Gj iaghi ta à wgtm

jyskce ahnk mks iahk, tmkh yauvk lkkh nah gtgahghi yaurskce ta

fssujk tmft gts iaghi ta lk f marrglck, uhlkfrflck, `kprkssghi, hkif-

tgvkcy cgek-fctkrghi kxpkrgkhnk. Fh` ae naursk, yaurk mkf`ghi strfgimt

ghta tmk cfh` ae skce-eucccghi prapmkny. Gts rkfccy hat tmft surprgsghi,ge yau rkpkft sajktmghi aetkh khauim, gt lknajks fh fnnkptk` trutm.

@a yau rkfccy wfht tmft ta lk yaur trutm1

Gj hat sfyghi gts hat f sgihgnfht fh` jkfhghieuc jajkht.

Gts f lgi stkp ear latm ae yau. Fh` lknfusk gts lgi, gts kfsy ta

naheusk gt wgtm lf`. Lut gts fcsa tmk lkighhghi ae f irkft f`vkh-

turk ear yau fh` yaur nmgc`. Fh`, yau ohaw, nmfhnks frk yaurk

iaghi ta skk mgj tmk rst tgjk mk mfs f macg`fy. Fs tmky sfy, tmgsgsht Iaa`-lyk sa junm fs gt gs Efrkwkcc, ar ^kk yf. Wau àht

stap lkghi mkr jatmkr dust lknfusk smks sprkf`ghi mkr wghis. Gts

hat tmk kh` ae yau lkghi f pfrkht. Fh` tmk lkst tmghi yau nfh à

fs f pfrkht gs wgsm mkr wkcc fs smk mkf`s aee ta mkr hkxt stfik gh cgek.

Gts dust fhatmkr trfhsgtgah. Gt àksht mfvk ta lk fh fiahgzghi ar`kfc,

uhckss yau wfht gt ta lk ahk. Gt waht lk, uhckss yau jfok gt sa.


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RF\PGHI G^ ^[NM ^YKKP Â\\AY

â, ckts dust fssujk yauvk `rappk` aee yaur nmgc` ft tmk

nfjpus ae nmagnk fh` sajkmaw smk mfs jfhfik` ta pry

yaur sthikrs eraj mkr ckis wgtmaut taa junm ae f struiick,

ar jfylk yau wkrk `gsnrkktcy ksnartk` aee tmk nacckik prkj-

gsks ly nfjpus sknurgty. Gh fhy kvkht, yaurk ah yaur wfy

majk. Wau jfy sth` yaurskce cfuimghi mystkrgnfccy, ar wkkp-

ghi uhnahtraccflcy. Ghùcik. Khday. Ekkc. Wau frk khtgtck`

ta fhy ekkcghis tmft jfy lk najghi up ear yau. (Wau jgimt

wfht ta pucc tmk nfr avkr strst.) Yfccaw gh yaur kjatgahs.

Wauvk spkht tmk cfst kgimtkkh ykfrs jac`ghi yaur praikhy

ghta tmk sthk, upstfh`ghi yauhi pkrsah mk ar smk gs ta`fy.

Mfvk ft gt. Ckt tmkrk lk wfgcghi fh` rkh`ghi ae ifrjkhts

fh` puccghi ae mfgr. Mawc fh` okkh. Ymkh kcsk wgcc yau ikt

f nmfhnk ta okkh, uhckss yaurk fh Grgsm irfh`jatmkr1

Lut mkrks f cgttck suiikstgah4 Fvag` `rfjftgn rktkccghis

ae tmk `fy yau `rappk` aee yaur nmgc` ft nacckik. Waur

ergkh`s fh` nacckfiuks jfy gh`kk` lk khnmfhtk` ft tmk

tmauimt ae tmk tkfrs tmft strkfjk` àwh yaur efnk fs yau

`ravk tmk stvk muh`rk` jgcks majk, lut nahsg`kr spfrghi

tmkj. Gt wfs, ha àult, tmk jast `gestnuct `fy ae yaur cgek,

fh` ha ahk ekkcs fs `kkpcy fs yau à. Flaut prktty junm

kvkrytmghi. Wau ekkc yau frk tmk strst pfrkht ta kvkr ckfvk

yaur nmgc` ft nacckik. Rkrmfps wk àht uh`krstfh` euccy

lknfusk, fetkr fcc, tmk cavk yau mfvk ear yaur nmgc` gs

lkyah` wmft jast jartfcs ekkc ear tmkgr nmgc`rkh. Yk ikt


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tmft? wk rkfccy à. Lut okkp tmk irgppghi `ktfgcs ae yaur

pfrtghi ta yaurskce. @aht tarturk yaur suppart systkj.

@aht tarturk yaurskce, kgtmkr. Ckt tmk stary lk yaur awh

swkkt, swkkt jkjary.

F RKF\C AE YG^@AJEA\ PMK NMGC@ YMA MF^ CKEP MAJK

Hkvkr, kvkr wrgtk fhytmghi ah pfpkr, gh fh ghstfhtjkssfik, f tkxt jkssfik, ar fh k-jfgc tmft yau

wauc`ht lk prau` ae skkghi spcfsmk` fnrass tmk

eraht pfik ae yaur majktawh hkwspfpkr.

A[PEGPPGHI PMK @A\J4 IG\C^ FH@ LAW^

Gt gs hat jy ghtkhtgah ta lk gppfht flaut tmk fntufc javk-gh

`fy. Gt gs vkry mfr` waro fh`, lgi pgnturk, gt gs trucy jajkh-

taus. Lut fs Gvk sfg` kcskwmkrk, gh tmk spgrgt ae rkjkjlkrghi

tmft pkrspkntgvk gs yaur ergkh` (fh` f pasgtgvk pkrspkntgvk gs

yaur vkry lkst ergkh`), tmkrks ha hkk` ta jfok gt kvkh jark

jajkhtaus tmfh gt fcrkf`y gs.

Gt jfy lk f cgttckjark jajkhtaus ge yau mfvk igrcs

rftmkr tmfh lays. G àht ohaw ge jy pfrtgnucfr sah gs sajk

ogh` ae jahfstgn fsnktgn, lut mk pfnok` ear nacckik cgok f

truk jghgjfcgstfh` tmkh, fetkr frrgvghi fh` uhpfnoghi ghta

mgs hkw àrj raaj, mk ifvk jk twa laxks ta tfok lfno


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Pmfts rgimt, nkcklrftk yaur cavk ear yaur nmgc` ly skh`ghi

mgj f lax eucc ae @argtas, sa`f, fh` nfh`y. Yfht ta mkcp

mgj aut ùrghi sthfcs wkko1 ^maw mgj maw junm yau rkfccy

nfrk ly jfoghi surk mks rfgsghi mgs nmackstkrac ckvkcs wgtm

nmgps fh` `gps, fh` tmkh mkcp mgj stfy up fcc hgimt wgtm f

suifr rusm eraj tmft nfsk ae ^hgnokrs lfrs.

Ae naursk, yau nfh skh` tmk Mkfctmy Nmagnks Eghfcs

Rfno, lut G iukss Gj wah`krghi, sghnk wmkh `g` shfno

gtkjs lknajk tmk `k efnta stfh`-gh ear pfrkhtfc cavk1 Aofy,

surk, irfh`jf lfok` naaogks fh` f zgccgah jajs sghnk tmk

lkighhghi ae tgjk mfvk usk` eaa` ta smaw maw junm tmky

nfrk. â sthk, lfok sajk naaogks fh` skh` tmkj ta yaur stu-

`kht ahnk gh f wmgck. Lut f rkiucfr `kcgvkry ae prkpfnofik`

fh` prankssk` shfno gtkjs1 @aht ckt tmk iugct ikt yau.

Gt jgimt lk `gestnuct rksgstghi. Waucc lk skkghi yaur

praikhy ah tmk jfdar snmaac lrkfos, lut ge tmask cgttck

macg`fys wkrk fcwfys gjpartfht gh yaur mauskge yauvk

fcwfys nkcklrftk` Ufckhtghks @fy ft majk wgtm f mkfrt-

smfpk` jkft cafe, rk` àgcy pcfnkjfts, fh` nmanacftk

mkfrts? ge Kfstkr jkfhs lfsokts ae nmanacftk kiis, f trkf-

surk muht, fh` f lgi mfj `ghhkrtmkh yau jfy ekkc tmask

mkfrtstrghis tuiighi wmkh tmk Nfrk Rfnofik pkapck skh`

tmask ghsg`gaus cgttck rkjgh`krs dust lkeark Mfccawkkh fh`

Fprgc Eaacs @fy.

Ge yau rkfccy, trucy ekkc cgok skh`ghi f nfrk pfnofik,

sth` f lax fh` stcc gt up wgtm pkrsahfcgzk` iaa`gks yau

ohaw yaur og`s cavk. Fcahi wgtm f hkw P-smgrt, pkrmfps, ar


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f mft ar juekr, `kpkh`ghi ah tmk ncgjftk ae mgs hkw nac-

ckik majk. Jfylk f ekw frtgncks eraj tmk hkwspfpkr (jy

`f` fh` jaj wkrk fcwfys skh`ghi jk frtgncks eraj tmk

hkwspfpkr), ar f ekw pmatas eraj majk.

G ohaw, G ohaw, wma rkf`s tmk hkwspfpkr fhyjark1

Yma mfs pmatairfpms, wmkh kvkrytmghi gs àwhcaf`k`

ah fh gRmahk1 Ykcc, tmfts sart ae tmk paght. Gts f najeart-

ghi, pmysgnfc tmghi, cgok skh`ghi f ckttkr. Fctmauim sajk

ae yaur og`s jfy hat ohaw wmft f ckttkr gs, gt àks tmkj

iaa` ta rknkgvk ahk ahnk gh f wmgck. Fh` ge tmky ikt f

Nfrk Rfnofik nahtfghghi fntufc pmatas, wrgttkh war`s, fh`

naaogks, gt wgcc pralflcy strgok tmkj fs f cgttck ac`-efsmgahk`,

wmgnm tmky wgcc pralflcy tmgho gs tatfccy mgp fh` rktra. Gts

hat tmk ahcy wfy ta smaw yau nfrk, lut gt gs f spkngfc wfy

ae sfyghi, Mky, Gj tmghoghi ae yau! Maw yf àghi1

Lut ia kfsy ah tmk Nfrk Rfnofiks. Wau àht hkk` ta

skh` tmkj taa rkiucfrcy, ar gt wgcc lknajk dust fhatmkr lar-

ghi kxpkntk` tmghi. Ae naursk, ge skh`ghi f Nfrk Rfnofik

wgcc okkp yau eraj `rkssghi up gh tmft igfht luhhy sugt fh`

mfh`-`kcgvkrghi nacareuc, lkrgllahk` lfsokts ta yaur sah ar

`fuimtkrs àrj raaj, tmkh ly fcc jkfhs, mfvk ft gt. Waur

nmgc`rkh wgcc lk sa irftkeuc. Hat tmft tmky àht ikt f lgi

ogno aut ae yau gh tmft luhhy sugt. \kfccy.

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