8/18/2019 Funny pun: Learn English in a fun way

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He had a photographic

memory

which was never

developed.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.If electricity comes

from electrons,

does that mean that

morality comes frommorons?

Without geometry, life is pointless.He didn't tell his

mother that he ate

some glue.

His lips were sealed.

Women who wear

expensive perfume

obviously are known to

have no common

scents.very calendar's days are numbered.!cupuncture is a "ab well done.

 #wo silk worms had arace.

 #hey ended up in a tie.

 #he little old woman

who lived in a shoe

wasn't the sole owner $

there were strings

attached.It was an emotional

wedding.

ven the cake was in

tiers.%eading while

sunbathing

makes you well$red.

I couldn't &uite

remember how to

throw a boomerang,

but eventually it came

back to me.

 #o write with a broken is pointless.

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pencil! prisoner's favorite

punctuation mark is

the period.

It marks the end of his

sentence.

We were so poor whenI was growing up

we couldn't even aordto pay attention.

! criminal's best asset is his lie ability.! gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.He drove his expensive

car into a tree

and found out how the

(ercedes bends.

When William "oinedthe army

he disliked the phrase')re at will'.

*tealing someone's

coee

is called 'mugging'.

 #here was once a

cross$eyed teacher

who couldn't control his

pupils.+eing struck by lighting is a really shocking

experience.We'll never run out of

math teachers

because they always

multiply. #he road to success is always under

construction. #he only place where

success comes before

work

is in the dictionary.

Whenever I )nd the

key to success,

someone changes the

lock.I used to have an open

mind

but my brains kept

falling out.

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ur baby swallowed a

pin.

-uckily it was a safety

pinHe thought he was

clever

because his blood test

results said !/.

f all the things I'velost,

I miss my mind themost.

 #he trouble with being

punctual

is that nobody's there to

appreciate it.*mile. It makes people wonder

what you're up to.When everything0s

coming your way,

you0re in the wrong lane.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from

morons?Without geometry, life is pointless.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some

glue.

His lips were sealed.

Women who wear expensive perfume obviously are known to have no common

scents.

very calendar's days are numbered.!cupuncture is a "ab well done.

 #wo silk worms had a race. #hey ended up in a tie. #he little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner $ there were strings

attached.It was an emotional wedding. ven the cake was in tiers.

%eading while sunbathing makes you well$red.I couldn't &uite remember how to throw a

boomerang,

but eventually it came back to me.

 #o write with a broken pencil is pointless.

! prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the

period.

It marks the end of his sentence.

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even aord to pay attention.! criminal's best asset is his lie ability.! gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the (ercedes bends.When William "oined the army he disliked the phrase ')re at will'.*tealing someone's coee is called 'mugging'.

 #here was once a cross$eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.+eing struck by lighting is a really shocking experience.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. #he road to success is always under construction.

 #he only place where success comes before is in the dictionary.

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work

Whenever I )nd the key to success, someone changes the lock.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.ur baby swallowed a pin. -uckily it was a safety pinHe thought he was clever because his blood test results said !/.f all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. #he trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

*mile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.When everything0s coming your way, you0re in the wrong lane.

MATCH THE PUN

He had a photographic memory d a) It marks the end of his sentence.

He who laughs last, b) makes you well-red.

Without geometry, c) but my brains kept falling out.

Every calendars days d) which was never developed.

!cupuncture e) It makes people wonder what youre up to.

"wo silk worms had a race. f) is a really shocking e#perience.

It was an emotional wedding. g) "hey ended up in a tie.

$eading while sunbathing h) thinks slowest.

! prisoners favourite punctuation mark is

the period.

i) we couldnt even afford to pay attention.

We were so poor when I was growing up %) &uckily it was a safety pin'

! gossip is someone k) because they always multiply.

When William %oined the army l) life is pointless.

"here was once a cross-eyed teacher m) is that nobodys there to appreciate it.

(eing struck by lighting n) are numbered.

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Well never run out of math teachers o) is in the dictionary.

"he only place where success comes

 before work

 p) is a %ab well done.

Whenever I find the key to success, ) with a sense of rumour.

I used to have an open mind r) he disliked the phrase fire at will.

*ur baby swallowed a pin. s) who couldnt control his pupils.

He thought he was clever t) Even the cake was in tiers.

*f all the things Ive lost, u) because his blood test results said !+.

"he trouble with being punctual v) someone changes the lock.

mile. w) youre in the wrong lane.

When everythings coming your way, #) I miss my mind the most.