When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers "I’m fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.

When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.

Girl: I have to tell you something!

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time.

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, >and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really want to know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're ugly! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing full well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror, am I pretty enough now?

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know. A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough.

Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn't treat you like this, then send it to them or print it out and send it to them. And if you don’t got a man, make sure you find one that will treat you like this! This is really sweet!

Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear.

Make her feel wanted every chance you get.

Hold her close when she's cold.

When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).

While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly.

When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her.

When people diss her stand up for her.

Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

Lay down under the stars and out her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

If u don’t, she says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;

If u don't, she says u are from UGANDA.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

If she's SMARTER than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't LOVE her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u LOVE her, she will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)

If u don't make LOVE with her., she says! u don't LOVE her;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ... Words to remember for a while Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come by someday.

this is a between a girl and a boy on their 7th year anniversary

girl calls up boy: hey happy anniversary again

boy: hi happy anniservary!... hey remember you wanted to tell me something after school? sorry i left so early i had to go to work. So what did you want to tell me?

girl: i wanted to say i love you

boy: yeah i know everyone does!

girl: really?

boy:yeah... everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday

girl: oh... but am i only your friend?

boy: no... youre my girlfriend... why?

girl: so when i say i love you i really do mean it

boy:yeah i know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love me anymore cuz i know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more each and everyday.

girl: ......

boy: so wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anni?

girl: yeah... where?

boy: i dont know... maybe movie then dinner?

girl: ok

boy:ill pick you up after i get off and get ready ok?

girl: ok. what time do you get off?

boy: in 2 hours and then i gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20 mintues...

girl: aye... i thought you didnt have work today...

boy: one of my co-workers called in sick

girl: oh okay! so ill see you around 7:30 then?

boy: yeah! and babe?

girl: yeah?

boy: i love you

girl: i love you too!

boy: ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.

girl: ok bye

boy:bye

2 hours later... the boy drives to his girlfriends house boy walks up to the door and rings bell

girl: hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)

boy:wassup... you ready?

girl:um... wait... let me get my bag and we could go ok?

boy:ok

they both watched a movie and ate dinner.... once they were done eating they head back to the car but before she got into the car...

boy:wait! can i blind fold you?

girl: why??!

boy:its a surprise

girl: what kind of suprise?

boy: a big one

girl: okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.

boy: i promise.

girl: ok blind fold me...

so they drove off........... and then they stoped.

boy:ok we're here!

girl: where?

boy:wait let me walk you to the place!

girl: what place?

boy: somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)

girl: babe!...

the boy walks her to the place

boy: ok.... let me take the blind fold off

girl: where are we?

he takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at that same spot... thats where he first asked her to be his girlfriend...

girl: omg.... (tears come down)

boy: why are you crying?

girl: this is where you first asked me out...

boy: what are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says that...behind him... in the air it says will you marry me?" in firworks)

girl: (tears come down faster)

boy: i wasnt at work when you called me... i was planning this whole thing!

girl: get up!

boy: yeah?

girl: (kisses him)

boy: is that a yes or a no?

girl: yes

girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ? Its bugging me.

In the Newz paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want to let the girl know Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she wouldlive even though it meant that he would die.

1-touch her waist

2-talk to her

3-share secrets

4-give her your jacket

5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this moment?

6-hug her

7-hold her

8-laugh with her

9-invite her somewhere

10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her

12-take pics with her

13-pull her onto your lap

14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back

15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cantget to her friends. it makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her when you see her

17-kiss her unexpectedly

18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!***

19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!

20-tell her the way you feel about her!

20-u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips

22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. You buy HER stuff

23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD

24-make her feel loved

25-buy her stuff. small things can still help

makes her feel special.

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.

27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.

28-take her anywhere she wants

29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much youmiss her!!!!

30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, justbe there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this u better be its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.

32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.

33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them).

34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

emember this next time you are with her

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat ofyour heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.

40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night

44. Dedicate a song to her.

45. Always Remind her how much you love her.

youll never know when she needs just a lil more love.

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

What every kiss means :b

~Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready

~Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever

~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything

~Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute

~Kiss on the Hand = I adore you

~Kiss on the Neck = We belong together

~Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you

~Kiss on the Lips = I love you

What the gesture means...

~Holding Hands = We definitely like each other

~Slap on the butt = That's mine

~Holding on tight = I don't want to let go

~Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you

~Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me

~Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go

~Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

Advice

Dont ask for a kiss, take one.

If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

A boy liked a girl but wanted to make her jealous.

Then one day things went terribly wrong.

The next few weeks were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous on purpose he tried.

When the girl asked, "Do you love her?" on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy like it was a game.

Little did he know Things would never be the same.

His plan was working but he had no clue.

How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.

One night she broke down, feeling very alone.

Just her and the blade, no one else home.

She dialed his number, he answered, "Hello"

She told him she loved him and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house just a minute too late.

Found her lying in blood her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note, in it her confession.

Her love for this boy, her only obsession.

As he read the note, he knelt down and cried.

Grabbed her knife, that night they both died.

She was found in his arms, both of them dead.

Under her note his handwriting said: "I loved her so, she never knew.

All this time She loved me too.

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Epilogue:

"There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations"

"Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled"

"If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy"

"Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."

Enough of Sardar jokes, Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called? IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai , zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff? To yearn meney .

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire? He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon? MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called? Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America? He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday? An Oto

11) Where does he pray? In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ? A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard? Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line? " Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

16) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ? Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a cancer that can't be treated. He was 18 years old and he could die anytime. All his life, he was stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother. He never went outside but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go out for once.So he asked his mother and she gave him permission. He walked down his block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD store and looked through the front door for a second as he walked. He stopped and went back to look into the store. He saw a young girl about his age and he knew it was love at first sight. He opened the door and walked in, not looking at anything else but her. He walked closer and closer until he was finally at the front desk where she sat.She looked up and asked Can I help you She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there. He said Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a CD. He picked one out and gave her money for it. Would you like me to wrap it for you she asked, smiling her cute smile again. He nodded and she went to the back. She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her. So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out...

!!!RRRRRING!!!

The mother picked up the phone and said, Hello. It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said, You don't know He passed away yesterday. The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother. Later in the day. the mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him. She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one. Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started to read it. It said Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me Love, Jacelyn. The mother opened another CD, Again there was a piece of paper. It said Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna go out with me Love, Jacelyn. Love is... when you've had a huge fight but then decide to put aside your egos, hold hands and say, I Love You.

The President of India DR. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad .

Why is the media here so negative?

Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our Achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success Stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?

We are the first in milk production.

We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.

We are the second largest producer of wheat.

We are the second largest producer of rice.

Look at Dr. Sudarshan, he has transferred the tribal village into a Self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements But our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters. I Was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the Day After a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The Gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the Newspaper, buried among other news.

In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign Things? We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign Technology.

Why this obsession with everything imported.. Do we not realize that Self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this Lecture, When a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India. For her, You and I will have to build this developed India. You must proclaim. India Is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation. Do you

Have 10 minutes? All Have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.

Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.

YOU say that our government is inefficient.

YOU say that our laws are too old.

YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.

YOU say that the phones don't work; the railways are a joke,

The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.

YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.

YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?

Take a person on his way to Singapore. Give him a name - YOURS. Give him a Face - YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International Best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking Lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or A shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you don’t say anything, DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered In Jeddah. YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange In London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, ‘see to it that my STD and ISD Calls are billed to someone else.’ YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell Anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and NewZealand .

Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use Examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still Talking of the same YOU.YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system In other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India?

Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay , Mr. Tinaikar, had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect the officers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan. Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility. We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.

We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity. This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.'

So who's going to change the system?

What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.

ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY.