Giggles and ChucklesDone by: Sandeep, Vishnu and AndrewClass: 5/1

Joke 1• There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped out

of the boat. How many were left?

• Ans: None, they were all copycats

Joke 2• What happened to a wooden car with

wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

• It wooden go!

Joke 3• What is a knight in shining armor afraid of?

• A can opener!

Joke 4• Who went into the tiger’s lair and came out

alive?

• The tiger

Joke 5• What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

• Are you my mother?

Joke 6• Hicckery Dicckery Dock! Three mice ran up

a clock. The clock struck one. The other two escaped with minor injuries. 1 of the mice said, “I dread to think what would have happened is the clock struck 3!”

Learning Points• Some words have many meanings

• Some words can be emphasized such as wooden and wouldn’t