GHOST MAN ON THIRD FLORIDA WEST PALM DIVISION SPRING 2015ISSUE 1

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WAKA West Palm Division Customer Service Rep: Lori Dool Photographer Looking for a Volunteer!!!

CONTENTS PAGE

SERIOUS You are here Preseason Party Results 3 WEEK 1 Schedule 4 Power Rankings 5 SPOTLIGHTS Vet of the Week 6 Rookie of the Week 7 THEMES AND CONTESTS 8 Preseason Party Highlights 9-10 Hidden Giveaway 11 AFTER PARTY INFO 12

THERES NO RULES!... WAIT YES THERE IS! Presented by WAKA

Pets: Pets are NOT allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are NOT allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Large Coolers, Funnels, or Kegs are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups.

Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premis-es and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball.

Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of.

Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Please clean up after yourselves! Rest Rooms: The park has provided bathrooms, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

Preseason Party Results

The Winning Team of the Call

Reversal Card is.

BASES MAY NOT BE

LOADED BUT WE ARE

The second place team, taking the Home Team Advantage Card is.

Im Kick James, Pitch

WEEK 1 SCHEDULE

Power Rankings 1. Beastmode With a few WAKA West Palm Champions on their team and a

serious competitive streak, Team Beastmode is ready to rock at the top

this season!

2. TITS Not only did they create a WAKA favorite bar game, but they have a lot of game on the field too! TITS has a packed

roster full of veteran kickballers that want the coveted trophy!

3. Im Kick James, Pitch This team is entering the Spring season with a serious

attitude and looking for wins! After gaining some ex-

perience during the off-season and picking up some

new players, they could be the next Cinderella story

of kickball!

4. Licensed to Kick Watch out for Licensed to Kick, they are armed and dangerous when it comes to kick-

ball! They are official, like a referee with a whistle

when it comes to winning and having fun at the bar!

5. Ligers The pack is back for another season! This team is full of veteran players and know their way

around the fields and the parking lot they will be holding down the pregame, tailgating fun before kicking ass and taking

names!

6. AlcoBallics Their team name says it all they are addicted to kickball! Dont let the new name fool you, this team is packed full of veteran players who are ready to win and celebrate at OSheas!

7. Bases May Not Be Load But We Are This teams name says it all they are here to play their hardest and have a great time while doing it! If you

dont know who they are, chances are they are the team with all the red solo cups!

8. All About That Base This team is equipped with their own theme song AND a lot of talent watch out for that Base!

9. Sneaky Snakes The snakes are out for blood this season and chances are you wont see them coming! It wouldnt be shocking if they sneak their way up the standings this season by

constricting their prey I mean opponents!

10. Speed Bumps This team may have hit a speed bump this season by splitting their team with Beastmode or will

they take the spot at the top of the list and make road

kill of their

previous teammates?! Either way, this team is packed

with talent and will be running over their opponents this

season!

11. The Better AlcoBALLics Doesnt their name just say it all?!? It looks like these AlocBALLics have some

stiff competition ahead of them, but they are ready to

give it a shot!

12. Scared Kickless Keep your eyes out for this team, they are going to leave you shaking in your boots after a

game against them... You may be so scared of their skills, you will have to

sleep with the lights on!

13. Ive Got Pitches in Low Places Blame it all on their roots, they showed up in boots to get these pitches rolling! Newly formed and ready to rock, these Pitches are ready to

14. Mudder Fockers This team is ready to get down and dirty and take on any of their opponents! With a few returning veterans and some new faces they

are ready to clean up this season!

DAVE WILLIG AlcoBALLics

Q: How long have you been playing WAKA?

A: This is my Fourth Season of WAKA

Q: If you arent busy being awesome at kickball, what are you doing?

A: Playing with Unmanned Undersea Vehicles (Electrical

Engineer)

Q: If you could create a dream team of kickballers, using

celebrities, who would be on your team?

A: Tom Cruise, Leo DiCaprio (he is fucking dreamy), Sammy L

Jackson (Hes had it with these mother fucking balls on this mother

fucking field)

Q: What theme week would you like to see happen?

A: Disney Week, Lets be honest, Elsa is hot.

Q: At OSheas, what is your go-to drink of choice and favorite item on the menu?

A: Beer/Car-Bomb, Chicken Fingers

Q: Give your best advice for functioning at work on Friday

after a night at OSheas? A: Put the sunglasses on, and nap in your cube

Q: What advice would you give someone who is a rookie

this kickball season?

A: Talk to everyone, make friends and have fun. Its not about

winning, its about enjoying your time

Q: What would you like veteran kickballers to know?

A: If you dont have a drink in your hand, youre doing it wrong.

Q: What are you looking forward to this season?

A: New Faces, Teams, and FUN!!!

SPOTLIGHTS VETERAN of the week

SPOTLIGHTS Rookie of the week

Looking for volunteers!!!

Email Lori@kickball.com if you are interested in being our next Rookie

Spotlight!

WEEK 7: FLIP CUP

TOURNAMENT

Week 3 March Madness

Theme and Beer Pong

Tournament

Week 1 Pirate Theme Week 2 Lets Get

Lucky! St. Pattys

Day

Week 3 Spring Break Theme

Pictures here

Pictures here

Hidden Giveaway! Be the first Team Representative to bring/

wear the Hidden Giveaway item of the week

and show it to the Community Coordinator

(Lori) to win a special prize!

*Up to 5 people can win each week*

**Only 1 person per team can win per week**

The Secret Item is:

A Cowboy Hat

BAR SPECIALS: Take your chances

with the bartender

and win free drinks

$5 Appetizers

Game Day Specials:

$7 Bud Light Pitchers

$3 Irish Car bombs

$5 Food Specials Fingers, Wings, BLT, Burgers, etc.