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By Austin Johnson Per. 1

About MeAbout Me I am a very lonely misunderstood I am a very lonely misunderstood

creature. All I want are some creature. All I want are some friends I can talk to, but all these friends I can talk to, but all these humans thought I was bad ever humans thought I was bad ever since I met them. I was just trying since I met them. I was just trying to be nice and they thought I was to be nice and they thought I was going to hurt them. Now they have going to hurt them. Now they have been trying to attack and kill me been trying to attack and kill me ever since. This makes me very ever since. This makes me very angry as I tried to be nice and this angry as I tried to be nice and this is what I get?is what I get?

About Me Cont.About Me Cont.

I just don’t get it the one animal I find that I just don’t get it the one animal I find that isn’t totally stupid and uses logic that I can isn’t totally stupid and uses logic that I can relate to hates me. I really don’t want to relate to hates me. I really don’t want to hurt the humans, but they think I am evil hurt the humans, but they think I am evil and try to hurt me. If they happen to die I and try to hurt me. If they happen to die I am not going to leave a perfectly good am not going to leave a perfectly good meal laying there though I am going to eat meal laying there though I am going to eat it as I have found the taste of human flesh it as I have found the taste of human flesh to be quite extraordinary. All I want is a to be quite extraordinary. All I want is a friend though guys, can anyone do that for friend though guys, can anyone do that for me? I’m not such a bad guy when you get me? I’m not such a bad guy when you get to know me…to know me…

LikesLikes Food, my mother, smart animals, the Food, my mother, smart animals, the

taste of human flesh, fighting, dragons, taste of human flesh, fighting, dragons, water, caves, respect, logic, water, caves, respect, logic, destruction, magic, killing, weakness, destruction, magic, killing, weakness, love, not being hurt by weapons, love, not being hurt by weapons, nature, and friends.nature, and friends.

DislikesDislikes Goats, dumb animals, humans, Goats, dumb animals, humans,

Beowolf, weapons, loud noises, life, Beowolf, weapons, loud noises, life, being misunderstood, having no one, being misunderstood, having no one, being hurt, the 12 year war, and bulls. being hurt, the 12 year war, and bulls.

FriendsFriends

1. Grendel’s Mom 2. Dragon 3. Chewbacca 4. Godzilla

5. Darth Vader 6. King Jung Il

CommentsComments Beowolf – Hear me monster I am Beowolf – Hear me monster I am

going to be the one to kill you. You going to be the one to kill you. You better watch your back!better watch your back!

Grendel – Try me little man I’ve Grendel – Try me little man I’ve got a magic spell on me your got a magic spell on me your weapons can’t hurt me!weapons can’t hurt me!

Beowolf – I don’t need weapons Beowolf – I don’t need weapons you foolish little monster I’ll take you foolish little monster I’ll take you on with my bare hands.you on with my bare hands.

Grendel – We will see about that Grendel – We will see about that hahahaha

Comments Cont.Comments Cont. Beowolf – I told you Grendel don’t Beowolf – I told you Grendel don’t

mess with me or this town mess with me or this town anymore or I am going to rip off anymore or I am going to rip off your other arm too! your other arm too!

Grendel’s Mom – You what??? I am Grendel’s Mom – You what??? I am most definitely getting that back most definitely getting that back for my son.for my son.

Grendel – Thanks for getting my Grendel – Thanks for getting my arm back momarm back mom

Beowolf – Your still alive I thought Beowolf – Your still alive I thought you died?you died?

Comments Cont.Comments Cont. Grendel – Yeah I’m still alive I told Grendel – Yeah I’m still alive I told

you. You cant kill me!you. You cant kill me! Beowolf – Oh don’t worry you are Beowolf – Oh don’t worry you are

lucky to have lived this long buddy it lucky to have lived this long buddy it will all be over soon!will all be over soon!

Grendel – I would like to see you try.Grendel – I would like to see you try. Beowolf – I must say you put up a Beowolf – I must say you put up a

hell of a fight, but I told you I would hell of a fight, but I told you I would be the one to come out on top. Never be the one to come out on top. Never try and come back and terrorize this try and come back and terrorize this world ever again you sick beast! world ever again you sick beast!