Optical Fiber usage in Medicine Presentation

Wife: Gooday Doctor, my husband was cleaning his ear with a swab and the cotton ball got stuck in it.

Husband: You forget to say yuh was trying to play doctor and pushed it in further.

Wife: Look, I was just trying to help

Doc: (smiling) Ok Mr. and Mrs..... (Husband: Joseph) It’s really no trouble to extract the swab from your ear. I have a team of qualified Doctors whom will oversee the procedure. We will use and endoscope to locate the position of the swab and then extract it.

Husband: Ah telescope? How that fitting in my ear? You can’t sure something smaller?

Intern 1: insert definition of endoscope and STATE the principle of its operation……

Husband: Hold up. That sounding like a technology that too advanced for y’all Trinidad doctors. Y’all planning to practice on me?

Wife: (steups) No boy! People using that long time now.....If you wouldn’t switch the channel to Gotham when I watching House and Grey’s Anatomy, maybe you would know something!

Husband: (Make fun of House) How long have you been using this technology?

Intern 2: explain what an optical fiber is and insert history of use of optical fibers

Husband: Ooookay…..well I ain’t ever hear about this endoscope. I just glad is not a telescope you pushing in my ear. (Laughs at own lame joke)

Intern 3: So by using the endoscope we can produce and image of the path into your ear and eventually locate the position of the swab. (Show video and explain total internal reflection)

Husband: Wait?! You now say image ino. I seen them thing on the Science Channel. Them imaging thing does use x-rays and that could give me cancer. What kinda thing you trying Doctor?

Doctor: insert advantages and disadvantages

Husband: So how this image actually come about?

Intern 1: insert information about detectors.

Husband: (Explain everything in a nutshell) Ok, so how yuh does end up………………….

Wife: Ok Brandon… you asked enough questions! Can we please just get the thing out of your ear now? House starting in the next hour and I not missing this