GRUMPYS DRUMMIES (WINGS) $10.99 • Wing flavors are available in: - Buffalo: Mild, Medium or Hot - Honey Sriracha - Thai Peanut - BBQ - Surly Furious BBQ - Teriyaki • Served just how you want ‘em with eitherbleu cheese or ranch dressing & celery.

PULLED PORK AND KIMCHI FRIES $9.99 Marinated pulled pork nestled on a bed of french fries and topped with spicy Kimchi for that extra kick you’ve been lookin’ for.

QUESADILLAS $9.99 A nice big flour tortilla brushed with butter, grilled with mucho cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, black olives & white and green onions. Served on a bed of greens with sour cream and salsa. Your choice of Chicken, Spiced Beef or Chili.Add guacamole for $1.00

POTATO SKINS $9.99 Known to be the best skins around! We take Grade A fresh potatoes and pile on melted cheddar jack, bacon, & green onions. Served with sour cream.

TEX MEX QUESO ROLLS $10.99 A North American alliance of roasted chicken and caramelized onions, tucked into a flour tortilla and deep fried. Served with BBQ sauce, cilantro sour cream and tortilla chips.

BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS $8.99 We fry ‘em…you pound ‘em down. A big ol’ basket of crispy, battered and fried onion rings.

GRUMPY FRIES OR TATER TOTS HALF $4.99 or FULL $6.99 An overflowing basket of our famous, lightly seasoned handcut fries or tater tots. We’ve turned the simple spud and some grease into an art form!

NACHOS EL GRUMPY $10.99 Aye Chihuahua! Tortilla chips or tots smothered with spiced beef or chicken, melted cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, black olives & white and green onions. Served with salsa & sour cream.Add Guacamole $1.00 Sub Chili Add $2.00

MIDWESTERN CREAM CHEESE ROLLS $9.99 Our homemade eggrolls stuffed with cream cheese and pickles, then thrown in the fryer and cooked to golden perfection. Served with a side of Honey Sriracha sauce.

CHICKEN FINGERS $9.99 Talk about finger-lickin’ good! Golden breaded chicken breast strips that beg to be dipped in our secret recipe BBQ or Honey Mustard sauce.

GRUMPYS POUTINE $9.99 Our hand cut french fries and cheese curds smothered in a pork gravy blanket, just to keep ‘em warm!

MINI CORNDOGS $8.99 A little taste of the State Fair all year long. But we won’t serve ‘em on a stick as some things are sacred. Served with a side of honey mustard.

STATE FAIR CHEESE CURDS $8.99 Just like they sound, without the long lines and crowds of people watching you eat them! Served with a side of marinara for dipping.

MAC N CHEESE BITES $8.99 Straight out of the trailer park and on to your plate. Fried and battered macaroni and cheese. Almost as entertaining as a shirtless dude with a mullet on Cops!

I'm Okay, You’re Okay, and now Your Heart is Okay. Now all of Grumpy's food is cooked in Trans-Fat Free Oil!

VEGETARIAN CHICKEN OR BURGERIS AVAILABLE AS A MEAT SUBSTITUTE

ON CERTAIN ITEMS - ASK YOUR SERVER

TACO SALAD $10.99 Crispy flour tortilla chips mixed in with shredded lettuce, cheddar Jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, onions and black olives. Choice of Spicy Beef or Chicken. Served with salsa and sour cream. Add Guacamole $1.00

GARLICKY BLT SALAD $9.99 Deconstructed to garlicky goodness. Romaine lightly dressed in a creamy parmesan and garlic dressing, covered in chopped bacon and cherry tomatoes.

THAI PEANUT SALAD $8.99 Mixed greens drizzled with a Thai Peanut dressing, topped with peapods and peanuts.

CAESAR A LA GRUMPY $8.99 Veni, vidi, very delicious. Romaine lettuce with zippy Caesar dressing, croutons with parmesan cheese.

SEASONAL GREENS $7.99 A mix of seasonal greens, tomatoes and onions.Served with your choice of dressing.

SOUP & SALAD $6.99 Grumpys side dinner salad and a cup of the Soup ‘O The Day help keep Mr. Spare Tire away. Served withTexas Toast.

GRUMPYS MAC ‘N CHEESE Ya take yer Mac ’N Cheese, add some brats to counter the carbs and you’ll keep warm all night. Served with texas toast. Mmmmmm!

GRUMPYS SOUP They’re different every day, always made from scratch and will have you upending your bowl for every last drop. Served with texas toast.

BEER CHEESE SOUP Grumpys own recipe. Beer... Cheese... What more could you possibly need? Comes with a side of toasted baguette.

MOM’S HOMEMADE CHILI Grumpys far too ornery to even have a mother, so we’re not sure whose Mom’s this is. But we do know top-notch chili when we taste it. Topped with cheddar jack & green onions and served with sour cream & Texas Toast.

VEGAN CHILI If Grumpys Mom was a hippy this is what she’d make. Just as flavorful as the “real” thing, but without the meat. (Or as Grumpy would say, “It’s full of beans.”)

SOUP & 1/2 SANDWICH $8.99 A cup of the Soup ‘O The Day and your choice of any cold deli sandwich toppped with lettuce, tomato & mayo.

When available and in season Grumpy'suses locally grown produce.

S O U P S

S A L A D S

ADD A GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST TOANY SALAD FOR $2.99

CHOOSE FROM A CUP $4.99 or BOWL $5.99

SALAD DRESSINGSRanch, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Caesar,

Buttermilk Bleu, French, Italian, Honey Mustard

S A N D W I C H E SSERVED WITH A PICKLE SPEAR AND POTATO CHIPS

SUBSTITUTE FRIES, TATER TOTS OR VEGGIES FOR $1.99OR ONION RINGS FOR $2.45

ADD A SIDE OF SEASONED SOUR CREAM FOR $1.25

GRILLED CHEESE OR HAM ‘N CHEESE $7.99 You got yer dairy group and yer bread group. Make it a ham & cheese for $2.00 more.

HOT PASTRAMI $9.99 Melted pepper cheese & hot mustard sauce, grilled on Caraway Rye bread. Think NYC deli and you’re there.

GRILLED REUBEN OR RACHEL $10.99 Lean corned beef or turkey from Grumpy’s deli, sauerkraut, 1000 island dressing & swiss cheese grilled on Marble or Caraway Rye bread.

BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH $9.99 Char broiled chicken breast topped with melted cheddar jack, bacon, lettuce & tomato. Served on a Brioche bun with Grumpy’s BBQ sauce.

CAJUN CHICKEN SANDWICH $9.99 Oooh wee! Cajun char broiled chicken breast topped with cheddar jack, lettuce, tomato, on-yuhn & Mayo.

BUFFALO WING CHICKEN SANDWICH $10.99 Lightly grilled chicken breast smothered in our own buffalo wing sauce, with pepper cheese, cucumber slices, lettuce, tomato & a small side of bleu cheese dressing.

B.L.T. (w/cheese add $1.00) $8.99 For the slower set out there, that means Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. And like everything else we do, it’s one of the best you’ll ever have. Served on texas toast with mayo.

HAMMERHEAD HOAGIE $11.99 Provolone and mayo on top of tender and slow roasted rib meat tossed in our famous Surly Furious BBQ sauce.

THE CUBAN $9.99 Ham, shredded pork, yellow mustard, swiss cheese and pickle chips on a pressed baguette.

KIM CHI MOCK DUCK BANH MI $8.99 People who like this kind of stuff say it’s delish (we’ll take their word for it). Served on a baguette, no real ducks were harmed in the making of this sandwich! We just killed the %$#@ out of some Tofu.

VEGGIE SANDWICH $8.99 Alright, this one’s all veggie for you rabbits out there. Guacamole, lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and mushroom on your choice of bread.

PORK CAKE SLIDERS $10.99 Who needs crab when you can have our delicious pulled pork? Fried with an array of spices. Topped with melted provolone & mayo.

HOT BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR $10.99 Thinly sliced roast beef smothered in our tasty beer cheese sauce with a side of horseradish aioli served hot on an open-faced pretzel bun.

SOUTHWESTERN TURKEY SANDWICH $10.99 Deli style turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeno bacon, and chipotle mayo on Texas toast.

SPECIALTY HOT DOGSSEATTLE DOGS $9.99 Two all beef franks slathered in our bacon, green onion and cream cheese mix.

CONEY DOGS “ST. PAUL STYLE” $9.99 This is an original Coney Sauce recipe, THIS AIN’T NO CHILI DOG! Grilled buns, Nathans dogs, shredded cheddar jack, a dash of mustard and onions on the side.

THE SOUTHSIDE $9.99 Two Nathans dogs slathered in brown mustard and sauerkraut, capiche?

VEGETARIAN CHICKEN PATTY AVAILABLE FOR ALL CHICKEN SANDWICHES!

Almost every Sandwich here can be made as a wrap, just ask!

S A N D W I C H E SSERVED WITH A PICKLE SPEAR AND POTATO CHIPS

SUBSTITUTE FRIES, TATER TOTS OR VEGGIES FOR $1.99OR ONION RINGS FOR $2.45

ADD A SIDE OF SEASONED SOUR CREAM FOR $1.25

GRILLED CHEESE OR HAM ‘N CHEESE $7.99 You got yer dairy group and yer bread group. Make it a ham & cheese for $2.00 more.

HOT PASTRAMI $9.99 Melted pepper cheese & hot mustard sauce, grilled on Caraway Rye bread. Think NYC deli and you’re there.

GRILLED REUBEN OR RACHEL $10.99 Lean corned beef or turkey from Grumpy’s deli, sauerkraut, 1000 island dressing & swiss cheese grilled on Marble or Caraway Rye bread.

BBQ CHICKEN SANDWICH $9.99 Char broiled chicken breast topped with melted cheddar jack, bacon, lettuce & tomato. Served on a Brioche bun with Grumpy’s BBQ sauce.

CAJUN CHICKEN SANDWICH $9.99 Oooh wee! Cajun char broiled chicken breast topped with cheddar jack, lettuce, tomato, on-yuhn & Mayo.

BUFFALO WING CHICKEN SANDWICH $10.99 Lightly grilled chicken breast smothered in our own buffalo wing sauce, with pepper cheese, cucumber slices, lettuce, tomato & a small side of bleu cheese dressing.

B.L.T. (w/cheese add $1.00) $8.99 For the slower set out there, that means Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato. And like everything else we do, it’s one of the best you’ll ever have. Served on texas toast with mayo.

HAMMERHEAD HOAGIE $11.99 Provolone and mayo on top of tender and slow roasted rib meat tossed in our famous Surly Furious BBQ sauce.

THE CUBAN $9.99 Ham, shredded pork, yellow mustard, swiss cheese and pickle chips on a pressed baguette.

KIM CHI MOCK DUCK BANH MI $8.99 People who like this kind of stuff say it’s delish (we’ll take their word for it). Served on a baguette, no real ducks were harmed in the making of this sandwich! We just killed the %$#@ out of some Tofu.

VEGGIE SANDWICH $8.99 Alright, this one’s all veggie for you rabbits out there. Guacamole, lettuce, onion, tomato, cucumber and mushroom on your choice of bread.

PORK CAKE SLIDERS $10.99 Who needs crab when you can have our delicious pulled pork? Fried with an array of spices. Topped with melted provolone & mayo.

HOT BEEF ‘N CHEDDAR $10.99 Thinly sliced roast beef smothered in our tasty beer cheese sauce with a side of horseradish aioli served hot on an open-faced pretzel bun.

SOUTHWESTERN TURKEY SANDWICH $10.99 Deli style turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeno bacon, and chipotle mayo on Texas toast.

SPECIALTY HOT DOGSSEATTLE DOGS $9.99 Two all beef franks slathered in our bacon, green onion and cream cheese mix.

CONEY DOGS “ST. PAUL STYLE” $9.99 This is an original Coney Sauce recipe, THIS AIN’T NO CHILI DOG! Grilled buns, Nathans dogs, shredded cheddar jack, a dash of mustard and onions on the side.

THE SOUTHSIDE $9.99 Two Nathans dogs slathered in brown mustard and sauerkraut, capiche?

VEGETARIAN CHICKEN PATTY AVAILABLE FOR ALL CHICKEN SANDWICHES!

Almost every Sandwich here can be made as a wrap, just ask!

B I G B U R G E R S

GARLIC CHEESY BURGER $10.99 Our cheesy garlic bread is to die for, Now imagine our primo certified Hereford beef burger sandwiched between it. Going to Heaven?

LIL’ GRUMPY BURGERS OR CHICKEN SLIDERS $7.99 Don’t let their wee size fool you - there is nothing wimpy about these burgers. Three of these puppies per serving, with our own special seasoning. Lettuce, tomato and onion upon request. Add cheese for $1.00.

BIG ASSED BREAKFAST BURGER $10.99 Two sloppy eggs, cheese and an english muffin. Top it with ham, Spam, bacon or jalapeno Bacon. Served with tater tot hashbrowns!

SPUD BURGER $10.99 Diced jalapenos, jalapeno bacon, pineapple, pepper jack cheese and grumpys sauce.

VEGGIE BURGER $8.99 100% Organic veggie patty with tomato, lettuce and onions for the full vegetarian effect.

MAC N’ CHILI BURGER $10.99 We take our own Grumpys mac and cheese and mix it with our chili for the ultimate combination. This one’s sure to cure any ailment.

GRUMPYS GARLIC BOMB BURGER $10.99 If you’ve got vampires hounding you, this will cure that and a lot more. We do the basic Garlic Cheesy Bun and add a garlic and mozzarella stuffed burger to it. “Yummy” is how Grumpy described it. Yeah... He said “Yummy”.

Served with pickle spear & potato chips.Substitute fries, tater tots or veggies for $1.99

or onion rings for $2.45. L,T,O available upon request.Add coleslaw or seasoned sour cream for $1.25

THESE BURGERS ARE ALL LEAN,HALF POUND CERTIFIED HEREFORD BEEF!

SLOW BURN BURGER $11.99 Jalapeno bottle caps, jalapeno bacon, pepper jack cheese, salsa and chipotle mayo. Comes with a side of replacement taste buds.

THE BURGERMEISTER $11.99 Slathered with bacon, mushrooms, swiss cheese and in true German tradition, a side of tap beer (served in a glass of course). Without beer $10.99.

JUICY LUCY $10.99 We ain’t the first to offer these. But our monster sized version is one of the best! WARNING: molten hot cheese!

CREAM CHEESE BURGER $10.99 I’m certain this will be made illegal in most states soon enough, but for now it doesn’t get much better than this, cream cheese blended with chives and chopped bacon make this a heart stopping delight.

SOUTHERN STYLE “THE ELVIS” $10.99 Half a pound of 100% Certified Hereford Beef grilled to order & topped with peanut butter and crispy bacon! Okay, it sounds weird but once you try it you’ll be hooked.

PADDY MELT $10.99 Otherwise known as the “Gaelic Thriller”. Topped with sauteed onions, American & Swiss cheese. Served on marble rye bread.

BUILD YOUR OWN DAMN WHATEVER $10.99 Start with your choice of 1/2 lb burger, grilled chicken or 2 hot dogs. Then add your toppings from the list below. Mushrooms, Sauteed Onions, Bell Peppers, Pineapple, Sour Cream, American, Swiss, Cheddar Jack, Bleu Cheese, Mozzarella, Pepper Jack, Provolone, Fried Egg, Chili, Guacamole or Sauerkraut for $1.00 each.Ham, Turkey or Bacon $1.99 each.

DON’T FORGET ABOUT OUR LUNCH SPECIALS WITH ALL SORTS OF GOOD STUFFTHAT YOU WON’T FIND ON OUR REGULAR MENU MAKING THIS THE #1 SPOT FOR LUNCH!

MONDAY - FRIDAY • DAILY SPECIALS TO HELP LIVEN UP YOUR DAILY GRIND!

WHISKEYBulliet Rye

Crown RoyalHigh West •2X Rye

•Campfire•White Whisky

Jack DanielsJameson

•Black Barrel•Cask Mates

Jim Beam RyeKnob Creek

Powers Seagrams 7

Windsor

BOURBONBookersBulliet

Knob CreekJim Beam

Wild Turkey

VODKAAbsolut•Citron•Peppar

Grey GooseHigh West

J. Carver Lake HouseKettle One

Stoli•Blueberry•Orange

•Raspberry•Vanilla

TitosVan Gogh•Espresso

BOOZE

GINBombay Saphire

HendricksJ. Carver Grimm FarmJ. Carver Barrel Aged

Tanqueray

SCOTCH

RUMBacardi•Limon

Captain MorganMeyers DarkSailor Jerry

TEQUILAAltos Silver•RepasadoAvion Silver

Cazadores Blanco•Reposado

Casamigos Blanco•Reposado

•AnejoPatron

•Citronge•XO Cafe

Sauza Gold

LIQUEURSBrady’s Irish Cream

CampariCruzan CoconutFernet Branca

KhaluaMidoriPimms

Polish BrandyRumChata

RumpleminzeSambuca•Black

Sloe GinSouthern Comfort

Aberlour 12Dewars

GlenfarclasGlenlivet•Nadurra•OlorosoLaphroiag

McCallan 12

GAMLE ODE AQUAVIT•CELEBRATION

•DILL