Preparing for his blind date tonight, Gustave created a poem.

Gustavs Blind Datea kinetic poempresented in five fearless acts

by Pete Mitas1

Preparing for his blind date tonight, stuttering Gustav created a poem to read to her.1

scumbling selesiarabbit re-deuxcome to me sweetheart to me too twoleave Leavenworth laterjust rattle the rails the RR-railsmy ownest sweetest heart choo choo ha-choodunkin sweet donutbo boo bee dewmeet me s-soon in Waterloo woo woo wooooo!

Waterloo! doo de do duhoh how I luh luh luh luh luh - luv ya my Juan & own lee ewe

2

As dusk was approaching, the staff had been prepped, and was ready to serve them chicken parmesan.3

She arrived first, from Leavenworth.And waited by the door.- Stark naked!4

5

Too late! Gustav realized that his blind date was his nemesis- the Warrior Chicken Babe. 5