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WWFFL INK© Week 10 EDITION

UGBFKM:

xXx just cannot catch a break scoring the 3rd highest points and losing this time to

FLOUNDER. I would be losing my fucking mind, but you all know that. And for all of

those that say luck in scheduling doesn’t play a part please look at xXx and others and

while points against tells a story looking at the schedule or all play records give you an

idea of who's got a difficult schedule and who should really have a better record.

I love the Champ's idea to save yourself the headache of watching the tracker during

the game and never seeing your guys but always seeing your opponent's players

scoring on game breaks. Just don't watch and logon on Sunday night to see what

happened and clean the garage, clean the car, clean thebasement, rec room, you

name it, just don't watch football on Sunday.

Loved the Fighters message on the board stating he's in 3 leagues and this one means

the most and the one he feels the emotional roller coaster that is the WWFFL. That's

just awesome.

I don't know about the rest of you but I'd rather lose someone to injury for the year

rather than dick around with Mr. fucking questionable hammy because you never

know if they're ever healthy but you cannot bench them. While it would suck to lose

David Johnson like the Dr those questionable guys just suck ass like Winston for High

Rollers and you have no clue if the guy can throw through the pain so you bench them

and they throw 3 td's or start them and they cannot finish the damn game. Not to

mention they are too good to waive so you're stuck because no one is trading. We've

all been in both situations but I'd love to know which one you hate more.

Queue Arnold. "It's not a TOOMER".

Who's winning their first game, the Niners or Browns or Giants (Baseball) or Indians?

The RED Division has the top 4 scoring teams.

I missed Fall somehow.

Week 10, double digits, you don't win now you go home or worse, to the Beer Bowl.

Although really the Beer Bowl rule should change and maybe it's a case of Coors Light,

two 12 packs of soda, and then a bottle or two of I'll just say whiskey/bourbon or

vodka or gin. Blue UV? Because seriously how many of us are actually drinking the

beer when it seems like everyone but Dr. is drinking a mixer. You could say we're

switching to mixers!! I am fairly certain there is always a case of unopened Coors light

going home with someone. But perhaps we change up our trip and spend more time at

the house or rent that pontoon boat on Saturday afternoon instead of golf.

Who the fuck did this one?

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't be THAT guy. We all know THAT guy. That

smug little prick at the gym that thinks his shit don’t stink and doesn’t feel he needs to

wipe off the machine/equipment after using it. Like it's a gift from the God's that we

should be thankful to be able to swim in his fucking pool of stank droplets from his

body. Like we should bask in the remnants of his sweat covered bench and sop up all

his leaked fucking greatness. And THAT guy that is stretching close by the machine

that simulates a gynecological exam while any woman tentatively moves to it only to

look up and suddenly see THAT guy either stretching or doing push-ups very close by.

And THAT guys I often heard silently talking into his earbud my stocks went up how

much again and I cannot count how much money I just made. I'll have to really look

closely after my workout whilst in my Escalade. Finally we'll end this little segment with

don't be THAT guy at the gym in the locker room that decides you're going to shave at

the sink naked. Really, THAT guy has to do this naked, and no I'm not talking his cock

and balls. I don't give a fuck if you look like Brad Pitt I don't want to see your naked ass

shaving in the mirror in a locker room, alright, let's be honest, if it's Brad Pitt I'm going

to be okay with it, and will probably get in trouble for staring, and, maybe, getting a

chub. And if you decide to do this do not fucking glare at me if I choose to look at you

whilst you do this.

Ironic the Pats let Marty B go, Packers sign him, he jumps ship with A Rodg hurt and

there's the fucking Pats signing him. I was really happy with the signing but of course

we didn't know he is truly as crazy as was advertised. I expected him to bring an

attitude, a toughness, and an ability to open up the middle of the field and catch the

freaking ball, all while also being able to block, and mean really block. I was wrong.

When the QB you trade for is outscored by both QB's on your bench .

Yeah, I ran out of ideas.

WWFFL INK© info:

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Its official, the WWFFL INK has booked the Bearclaw cabin. See the message board for more details.

A look around the WWFFL:

We'll keep what Jimmy started and see if we can't add to it to have a

little fun. The parody is comical. Get it, see what I did there? Parody,

comical, very similar things. I just ran out of time so you can skip this

section as I realize I forgot the fucking top players.

Legion of Doom(6-1)#1 in PF-Tommy always is either at, or near, the

top of the standings and in points for. LoD prides themselves on their depth

and they have plenty of it. Usually sporting a minimum of 3 RB's and WR's

that could start on their team and many other teams in the WWFFL. LeVeon,

Gurley, CJ and even throw in Abdullah AT RB and Dez, Hopkins, Thielen,

Hilton and Garcon at WR. LoD's toughest decision each week is which player

can I cut for that hot FA that probably won't pan out anyway. My prediction

is Tommy will be in the championship game from the #1 seed.

Freedom Fighters(5-2)-Go Freedom Fighters is the message board

motto. FF has beaten up on the shittty Black Division and will now face the

tougher Red division and will see their PA increase dramatically. Was carried

by Brady and Fitzie and will need Kelce to really step up. The A-Rodg loss

really hits FF as Jordy will take a huge step back. FF may not make the

playoffs but should avoid the Beer Bowl this time.

Dr. Shrimp(4-3)-Mike made the FA acquisition everyone looks back on

thinking I should have tried to get Watson. This will be a test as they travel

to Seattle and face Mike's second favorite team so who will he root for,

fantasy or real life NFL. Mike's done well to overcome the loss of #1 overall

David Johnson. Turning his 3rd QB into Brady's favorite target was a huge

win in a deal no one saw coming with the BIG Hurt. This team has a great

shot to surprise and win the whole damn thing and continuing the worst to

first motto and show the WWFFL has parody and do it with a two TE set.

Mr. simple mathematics and I've got no luck in the WWFFL looks very good

this year.

xXx(4-3)-Dean is the only thing I miss about working. I miss our

fantasy football talks and conspiring over copies between calls and big

brother monitoring our trucks using Global Positioning Systems. Dean had a

great draft and for someone that spends so little time on fantasy he really

knows how to navigate a cheat sheet and really glad Tiki retired so he

wouldn’t waste a pick on him. Dean's starting lineup is littered with top 10

players at their positions and he just drew the short straw by being put in

the Red division. I do not anyone else winning this league but me but if I had

to pick one other person the only other one I am rooting for is Dean. I hope

we meet in the championship game Dino!

FLOUNDER(4-3)-What can I say about my golfing and cart buddy. His

title last year was bittersweet for me and while I was happy for him I did

wonder how in the heck this guy went from winning the most consecutive Beer

Bowls to winning a title and now I see, you need to go from worst to first!!

Congrats Robert, well done. And now you have a chance to go back to back

and keep a trophy becoming the only WWFFL member to always sport a

trophy. I am amazed at his ability to draft QB's as he always seems to have

two of the top 5. And just shows that having a top flight QB is essential to

winning in fantasy.

Men in Tights(4-3)-I love his competitiveness but many times he clearly

crosses the line. The guy struggles inside his own head with making decisions

and it's unfortunate because he really is a good guy but the littlest shit sets

him off in this league. It's fantasy and there is no defense. Chris has always

been a swing for the fences guy knowing you cannot win in the WWFFL

without taking a chance. Which he did twice. Chris drafted the criminal and

Luck knowing the high risk high reward for both of them. I just don't know if

Chris has enough to make the playoffs but you know Chris will do all he can

to get there or, more likely, avoid the Beer Bowl.

Me(3-4)-Yes, the Godfather, or me, is sitting at 3-4 yet I've scored

the 2nd most points, just behind Tom, and I'll give you a guess at my luck,

yes, I have given up the most points in the league. Guess you guys really do

hate me. Every starter is in the top 10 at their positions yet I find myself

taking the best score every opponent has to offer each week. So while I

understand those of you that say you're unlucky I'd like to have you take

notice I am the unluckiest team by far this year so don't whine to me.

Smoke~N~Mirrors(2-5)-It's hard to believe Michael is at 2-5 and he

has also been unlucky scoring the most points of all his other shitty black

division teams. But to be 2-5 in that division is laughable considering he is 1-

4 against the division. Michael really needs A Brown and Gronk to consistently

act like 1st and 2nd round picks. Michael has had two ties this year and he

lost two tiebreakers so it's been unlucky, just not as unlucky as me. Michael

will continue buying FA's to avoid the Beer Bowl.

High Rollers(2-5)-I am shocked to see Todd at 2-5 because outside of

Tommy they are the most consistent team in this league. Maybe it's the

pressure of having Scott in the league, I'm not sure. But honestly I've never

been a huge fan of Todd's dating back to when he just dropped his pants and

aired his ass at Bill's house at one of our early drafts. I just met the guy

and he decides to air out his sweaty ass and balls with the fan pointing at me

and I remember Paul talking about the stench and I know I tasted it too. But

He will turn it around and avoid the Beer Bowl.

The BIG Hurt(1-6)-If you wonder why Bill is 1-6 just notice that he's

only played 2 division games and you realize they've faced the tough Red

Division 5 times. Oh, and, Carr remembered Amari Cooper is pretty fucking

good. Bill's biggest mistake was thinking Matty Ice was good without his OC.

I don't know who will take Bill's place but he'll avoid the Beer Bowl as his

schedule softens. The trade for Cousins will pay off as they deal their 4th

WR on the depth chart for a to 5 QB (soon to be).

WWFFL Rankings:

WWFFL Top Players Season to Date:

QB: 1) Carson Wentz-238-FLOUNDER

2) Alex Smith-218-Smoke~N~Mirrors

3) Russell Wilson-214-Godfather

4) Deshaun Watson-212-Dr. Shrimp

5) Dak Prescott-200-Legion of Doom

RB: 1) Todd Gurley-181-Legion of Doom

2) Kareem Hunt-172-Godfather

3) The Suspended Criminal-165-Men in Tights

4) LeVeon Bell-154-Legion of Doom

5) Melvin Gordon-146-High Rollers

WR: 1) DeAndre Hopkins-164-Legion of Doom

2) Antonio Brown-156-Smoke~N~Mirrors

3) Tyreek Hill-121-Godfather

4) Larry Fitzgerald-120-Freedom Fighters

5) Jarvis Landry-120-the BIG Hurt

TE: 1) Travis Kelce-141-Freedom Fighters

2) Zach Ertz-127-Dr. Shrimp

3) Rob Gronkowski-112-Smoke~N~Mirrors

4) Jack Doyle-101-Smoke~N~Mirrors

5) Evan Engram-97-Godfather

K: 1) Greg Zuerlein-114-the BIG Hurt

2) Jake Elliott-94-xXx

3) Ryan Succop-92-Men in Tights

4) Kai Forbath-88-Smoke~N~Mirrors

5) Gostkowski/Prater-86-LoD/S~N~M

D/RT: 1) Jaguars-127-Men in Tights

2) Ravens-116-xXx

3) Rams-99-Freedom Fighters

4) Saints-97-the BIG Hurt

5) Seahawks-87-Godfather

WWFFL Power Rankings:

Team Rankings-Total Yearly Points by Starters: 1) Legion of Doom-1,075-----------Red Division

2) Freedom Fighters-1,009---------Red Division

3) Godfather-993----------------Red Division

4) xXx-964---------------------Red Division

5) Smoke~N~Mirrors-954----------Black Division

6) Dr. Shrimp-938---------------Black Division

7) Men in Tights-909-------------Black Division

8) High Rollers-886---------------Red Division

9) Flounder-855-----------------Black Division

10) The BIG Hurt-819---------Black Division

WWFFL WEEK 9:

Lucky/Unlucky:

Lucky team for each week:

1) Technically there wasn't as both teams tied with 5th and 6th won.

2) Freedom Fighters beat MIT 94-71. FF posted the 7th highest score.

3) FLOUNDER beat High Rollers 85-57. FLOUNDER posted the 8th highest score.

4) High Rollers beat xXx 88-72. HR posted the 8th highest score.

5) Freedom Fighters beat the BIG Hurt 86-86. FF posted the 9th highest score.

6) Legion of Doom beat the BIG Hurt 94-82. LoD posted the 8th highest score.

7) FLOUNDER beat Smoke~N~Mirrors 75-73. FLOU posted the 9th highest score.

8) Smoke~N~Mirrors beat the BIG Hurt 98-80. S~N~M posted the 8th highest score.

9) The BIG Hurt beat High Rollers 98-72. tBH posted the 7th highest score.

None-1

Freedom Fighters-2

FLOUNDER-2

High Rollers-1

Legion of Doom-1

Smoke~N~Mirrors-1

The BIG Hurt-1

Unlucky team for each week: 1) S~N~M lost to Freedom Fighters 107-110. S~N~M posted the 2nd highest score.

2) High Rollers lost to LoD 120-126. HR posted the 2nd highest score.

3) xXx lost to S~N~M 120-124. xXx posted the 4th highest score.

4) Godfather lost to Freedom Fighters 138-145. G posted the 3rd highest score.

5) High Rollers lost to Legion of Doom 123-128. HR posted the 2nd highest score.

6) Smoke~N~Mirrors lost to Men in Tights 114-115. S~N~M posted the 4th highest

score.

7) Dr. Shrimp lost to Men in Tights 125-138. Dr. posted the 5th highest score.

8) Men in Tights lost to High Rollers 118-128. MIT posted the 5th highest score.

9) xXx lost to FLOUNDER 112-117. xXx posted the 3rd highest score.

Smoke~N~Mirrors-2

High Rollers-2

xXx-2

Godfather-1

Dr. Shrimp-1

Men in Tights-1

Fantasy Player by position for the Week: Week 1:

QB-Alex Smith FREE AGENT 38

RB-Kareem Hunt Godfather 45

WR-Antonio Brown Smoke~N~Mirrors 29

TE-Jesse James Free Agent 22

K-Giorgio Tavecchio FREE AGENT 19

D-Jags/Rams FF/FA 28

Week 2:

QB-Tom Brady Freedom Fighters 35

RB-C.J. Anderson Legion of Doom 29

WR-Michael Crabtree High Rollers 32

TE-Jason Witten the BIG Hurt 25

K-Chris Boswell FREE AGENT 16

D-Bucaneers/Lions S~N~M/FA 17

Week 3:

QB-Tom Brady Freedom Fighters 46

RB- Gurley/LeVeon Legion of Doom 37

WR-Stefon Diggs Godfather 37

TE-Marcedes Lewis FREE AGENT 28

K-Matt Prater Dr. Shrimp 19

D-Redskins FREE AGENT 16

Week 4:

QB-Deshaun Watson Dr. Shrimp 42

RB- Gurley/LeVeon Legion of Doom 34

WR-DeAndre Hopkins Legion of Doom 26

TE-Travis Kelce Freedom Fighters 24

K-Greg Zuerlein FA(TBH) 27

D-Texans FREE AGENT 22

Week 5:

QB-Deshaun Watson Dr. Shrimp 45

RB- Melvin Gordon High Rollers 33

WR-AJ Green Godfather 30

TE-Ed Dickson FREE AGENT 22

K-Harrison Butker FREE AGENT 21

D-Jaguars Men in Tights 26

Week 6:

QB-Kirk Cousins Dr. Shrimp 32

RB- Melvin Gordon High Rollers 35

WR-Antonio Brown Smoke~N~Mirrors 29

TE-The Gronk Smoke~N~Mirrors 26

K-Ryan Succop Men in Tights 21

D-Saints FA/S~N~M 33

Week 7:

QB-Carson Wentz FLOUNDER 39

RB- The Criminal Men in Tights 40

WR-Amari Cooper the BIG Hurt 44

TE-OJ Howard Free Agent 27

K-Kai Forbath Free Agent 24

D-Bears Free Agent 29

Week 8:

QB-Russell Wilson Godfather 44

RB- LeSean McCoy xXx 29

WR-DeAndre Hopkins Legion of Doom 36

TE-Jack Doyle Smoke~N~Mirrors 30

K-Harrison Butker Men in Tights 21

D-Ravens xXx 31

Week 9:

QB-Jared Goff Freedom Fighters 36

RB-Alvin Kamara Smoke~N~Mirrors 31

WR-TY Hilton Legion of Doom 34

TE-Julius/Kelce/Cook FA/FF/FLOU 20

K-Greg Zuerlein the BIG Hurt 17

D-Saints the BIG Hurt 18

Fantasy Team for the Week: 1) Freedom Fighters 110

2) Legion of Doom 126

3) Godfather 153

4) Legion of Doom 155

5) Legion of Doom 128

6) Dr. Shrimp 124

7) Men in Tights 138

8) Freedom Fighters 147

9) Legion of Doom 138

I left how many points on the FUCKING bench?

One of the most important decisions we make after the draft is who to put in our

starting lineup each week. It can obviously be the difference between winning and losing

and we all know how important every win is while looking at the playoffs. Thinking about

the stat man I thought this might be fun to look at. I like numbers and this is the perfect

woulda, coulda, shoulda item to look at, and a great addition to an already great

publication. This is a huge pain in the ass to look up. While we all hate losing I am pretty

sure every single one of us wouldn’t mind losing if we knew we started the best possible

lineup. I am in other leagues where the league hosting website already shows this, but I

digress. The losses that are the toughest for me are the ones I make the bone head fucking

decision to start one player over another and it bites me in the ass in the form of a loss.

Keep in mind the bench scoring can be slightly skewed by bye weeks and teams with more

than 2-QB’s.

Weekly Highest Scoring Bench Player:

1. Kareem Hunt Godfather 45 Win

2. Trevor Siemian xXx 32 Win

3. Stefon Diggs Godfather 37 Win

4. Cam Newton Men in Tights 39 Loss

5. Carson Wentz FLOUNDER 36 Win

6. Kirk Cousins Dr. Shrimp 32 Win

7. Jameis & Alex Smith HR & S~N~M 31 Loss and Loss

8. Jack Doyle S~N~M 30 Win

Picking starters each week is the hardest, see the proof in the losses below: Some of these are obvious you would never start the bench player but just thought this would be interesting. There could be

more than one team each week but I am going to pick the most obvious exclusion.

1. Smoke~N~Mirrors – Had Keenan Allen's 14-points on the bench while starting the

fragile Danny Woodhead and his 6 points and early exit while losing to the DR. 107-

110.

2. FLOUNDER - In a game of picking the incorrect TE had FLOUNDER played

Hunter Henry and his 15 instead of Jared Cook's 6 he wins. But if the BIG Hurt

plays the ancient I have no idea how he keeps getting it done Witten it doesn't

matter.

3. The BIG Hurt - I really wanted to give it to xXx seeing they lost by 4 but couldn’t

because they wouldn’t have won with any other legal lineup variation. It's very

difficult picking starting WR's and seriously how does Amari Cooper only score 1

fucking point but if tBH starts either Hogan and his 22 they beat MIT.

4. Men in Tights - I could have went with S~N~M starting Kamara and he beats the Dr

but I picked myself because I benched Cam after he couldn’t do anything against

the Saints awful defense but he went off for 39 so no I'll follow the points and he'll

fuck me.

5. Godfather - As FLOUNDER pointed out we had multiple close games and it as it

should be. Sphincter tightening worry going right through to Monday night. Had

Godfather started Zach Miller and his 12 points instead of Evan Engram's goose

egg he would have beat MIT handily.

6. Smoke~N~Mirrors - Minus the obvious of putting a kicker in his lineup had he

avoided the homer pick of Aaron Jones, with Montgomery playing mind you, and

started the RB hook of McCaffrey they would have won easily even without a

kicker.

7. Smoke~N~Mirrors - Homer Simpson fails again by starting Brett Hundley, Jeezus

take off those green and gold glasses and stop smoking that green and gold cock.

Start either of his actual starting QB's and then win easily as they lost 73-75 to

FLOUNDER.

8. Men in Tights - Devin "Fun" Funchess is not so fun and had MIT started Tate or

Sanu they would have won but ended up losing 118-128 while Fun put up 3 points.

9. Men in Tights - While I could have went with xXx they should never start Henry

over McCoy so I just cannot pick him but if they could play 4-WR's they'd be set.

MIT started pick a fucknutunderperformingjockstrap Murray or Freeman and left

Golden on the bench but if they are smart and start MR Tate they beat Godfather.

The website has this cool thing called MER, or Manager Efficiency rating, which basically

means did you start your optimal lineup. I'm assuming we won't see a 100% MER but for

shits and giggles I'll list each week's MER just for some fun.

1) Dr. 83.8%, MIT-65.7%, LOD-65.5%, FLOUNDER-47.9%, S~N~M-92.2%, FF-

98.2%, G-62%, HR-79.5%, tBH-63.4%, xXx-84.3%.

2) G-83.2%, xXx-88.8%, Dr.-64.3%, S~N~M-91.1%, FF-75.2%, MIT-74.7%, LoD-

90.6%, HR-83.3%, tBH-78.7%, FLOUNDER-82.4%

3) tBH-60.9%, MIT-75.8%, DS-61.7%, FF-82.6%, LOD-71.5%, G-83.6%, FLOUN-

69.7%, HR-71.2%, S~N~M-87.9%, xXx-96%

4) FLOUN-92.6%, MIT-74.6%, Dr.-93.2%, S~N~M-80.1%, LoD-95.7%, tBH-

76.3%, HR-75.2%, xXx-78.3%, Godf-95.8%, FF-88.4%

5) Godf-77.1%, MIT-78.5%, Dr.-80.8%, xXx-93%, LoD-86.5%, HR-89.1%, FLOU-

92.9, S~N~M-83.5%, tBH-84.3%, FF-77%

6) S~N~M-76.5%, MIT 83.3%, Godf-84.8%, xXx-92.2%, LoD-71.8%, tBH-75.9%,

FLOU-67.3%, Dr.-96.1%, HR-93.3%, FF-83.9%

7) S~N~M-63.5%, FLOUN-66.4, LoD-100%, FF-86.7%, Dr.-90.6%, MIT-97.2%,

HR-89.1%, xXx-90.9%, tBH-76.5%, Godf-96.3%

8) HR-93.4%, MIT-83.7%, FF-97.4%, xXx-93.6%, FLOU-93.8%, Dr-81.5%, LoD-

85%, Godf-94.4%, tBH-90.9%, S~N~M-70%

9) FLOUD-77%, xXx-84.2%, Godf-91.2%, MIT-85.3%, Dr-98.8%, FF-81.1%,

LoD-96.5%, S~N~M-95.7%, tBH-78.4%, HR-94.7%

Week 9 Recap

It's week 9 recap time so let's see how lady luck graced us.

The BIG Hurt @ High Rollers(-11.5) – GAME OF THE WEEK - Took HURT to

cover and even talked about winning but HR was just destroyed by the bye

week and injuries and only had one guy on their bench score points (I do not

count Winston). 22-14

Dr. Shrimp @ Freedom Fighters(-6) – Due to injuries we didn’t get to see the

battle of the 2 TE sets but I picked the Dr and I was wrong. FF was without

their star QB but Dr had many bye week players and all the missed FG's

ultimately hurt the offense as the elements came into play. 22-15

FLOUNDER @ xXx(-13) - Took FLOUNDER to cover and not only did they

cover they went into xXx dome and won, xXx picked the wrong WR but FLOU

also picked the wrong RB so that evened out but FLOUNDER has just too

much Wentz and Alshon which meant too many XP's for the xXx kicker. 23-

15

Legion of Doom(-8) @ Smoke~N~Mirrors - Either S~N~M isn't as desperate

as I thought or LoD is just that damn good. Both teams had bye week issues

so you cannot blame that and just have to point to the depth LoD has

accumulated so far. The fans exited stage left at half as LoD cruised to a

28 point win. 23-16

Godfather(-8) @ Men in Tights - Just like S~N~M apparently MIT isn't

desperate yet in their last game with the criminal let a very winnable home

game slip away. MIT was even able to provoke AJ Green into striking their

DB but still couldn't win as they continue to start the under performing 1st

and 2nd round picks. Godfather needed this win and they went out and got it.

23-17

Week 10 Wag’s (wild ass guesses)

Smoke~N~Mirrors(-4) @ Men in Tights – GAME OF THE WEEK - I'm taking

a different turn on the GOTW. The loser of this game is out of the playoff

race and into the Beer Bowl freefall. S~N~M has a QB on bye otherwise

both teams are at full strength which means over-analyzing the starting

lineup and the potential to have a lineup decision cost a win. MIT feels

dumbass decisions have cost them at least 3 wins but honestly that is what

happens when you have 7 guys all predicted to score 13-16 points each week.

Coulda shoulda woulda will rule this game as S~N~M makes all the right moves

and gets the win and cover as Antonio and Gronk are studs and along with

Kamara will allow S~N~M to make simple lineup choices. This just in. There's

a bet on this game and y'all gonna love it. Loser wears a mesh shirt. I shit

you knot, Kid just came up to my desk and knows you guys love him and he

apparently thinks he's going to lose, and he said when he loses he'll wear a

mesh shirt and some Z-Cavvaricci's he's still got in his closet. BET!

FLOUNDER @ Freedom Fighters(-17) – FLOUN is looking to take control of

the Black division while FF tries to keep pace with LoD in the Red. The bye

week really hits FLOUNDER but being the QB guru they are you can never

count any starting QB out, even Bortles. Meanwhile the fighters welcome

back Brady and JUJU and have already gotten a very solid 21 from the anti-

aging Fitzie. This is a tough one cause FLOUN got S~N~M dee playbook and

being a QB guru knows how to shut them the fuck down. I'm taking FLOUN

to cover in what I see as the lowest scoring game of the week, maybe both

teams hit upper 80's.

Legion of Doom(-5) @ xXx – Just when xXx gets over being the unlucky

team, again, her comes LoD which only increases the odds of being the

unlucky team again. LoD has no one on bye and unlike a lot of teams has to

pick between players that average in the upper teens and rarely have poor

games. xXx already got 34 from a WR and TE which is a great start and

just needs a RB to produce. This one comes down to kickers and defense and

which player scores more-Dez or McCoy (this is based on who is in their

lineup as of this writing and not an indication of my recommendation on who to

start). I'm taking xXx to pull off the huge upset.

The BIG Hurt @ Dr. Shrimp(-8) – So tBH was at -1 at one point and the

worst to first year looks good for the NO LUCK Dr. I kid, because this is

the time of year Dr goes into a losing skid to never recover. That THU game

reared it's ugly head at tBH starting RB gets 3 points which will be very

tough to recover from. No by week issues but let's note tBH is currently

starting the QB Dr traded away because Cousins will want payback while the

Dr. plays a FA QB acquisition hoping to perform his best FLOUNDER QB guru

impression. Dr's best player on Bye. I'm taking Dr at home to cover.

Godfather(-10) @ High Rollers – In another the loser cancels the playoff

ticket print order and begins to worry about the one way ticket to the Beer

Bowl. HR pulls off the home win and they really make a hot mess of the Beer

Bowl standings. Godfather loses their best player to bye but both teams have

issues. Godfather got a decent 22 out of Russell and totaled 30 on Thursday

night. Just when you count HR out they win so I'm not doing that and am

taking them to cover and they could also pull off the win because they are so

tough at home because the visitors spend so much time in the casinos and

don't forget that HR messes with the clocks knowing where the opposing

players and coaches are gambling and to say those tables/machines are looser

at that time is an understatement.

GREEN BAY PACKERS

What can add that hasn't been said on the group text. Nothing. They

are an awful team without 12 and if the Packers had an owner changes would

have been made long ago. Maybe this is just what the team needed to make

drastic changes. I love the idea of Gruden coming in here and hoping Elliot

has 3/4 of the moxy his dad had. When you just think about having 4 then

12 and how you can focus on drafting and dipping in FA everywhere else how

in the fuck can this defense and team not be better?

Milwaukee Bucks

Eric Bledsoe welcome to MKE. Kidd please coach or get the fuck out.

Milwaukee Brewers

Congrats to the Astros.

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