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by James Connolly

Welcome to Hope School's new newspaper ~ntitled HIT OR MISS which was dreamed up by, the people that bring you HIT OR MISS, the eighth grade. This paper will keep you up to date on the things happening in school, or maybe things out of sc h oo 1 • Some

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CHAPEL OFFERING

by Erica Christensen

This quarter's chapel offering is going to Grant-In-Ald. This means that people who can't afford to send their children here can still do so. Hopefully you .wlll remember to bring your · offering this Thursday, it's got n.g to a good cause. Remember every little bit counts.

TIME TO HIT THE BOOKS

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by Erica Christensen

School Just started. Time to buy your school supplies and time to hit the books. Some school activities have also started or will start. The first Girl Scout meeting began September 14. Swimming also began last week. Band has started for those of you who are interested tn playing an instrument. Poms pons, cheerleading, soccer, and volleyball practices have also started. So do your best, and be the greatest you can be.

SPORTS NOW

by James Connolly

This area of the paper is dedicated to Hope School Sports. Recently soccer and volleyball have started.

The volleyball team has had their first game already. They played Ashburn A. Unfortunately, they lost all three games. They had their second game Thursday against Ashburn B.

The soccer team is having their first game tod~y. They wl 11 be playing Gloria Dei after school In Marquette Park. Let's get the season off to a good start.

MYSTERY!

by Nate Cahill

In this section of the pape~, each week the~e will be a myst.e~y. The answe~ to· the myste~y will not be given until the next issue afte~ the myste~y.

'Afte~ ~eadlng the myste~y. if you think that you know the answe~, w~ i te on a sheet of pape~ you~ name, you~

g~ade, and you~ answe~. Put you~ answe~ in you~ class~oom~s newspape~ box, and label it "Myste~y". If you have the ~lght answe~, you~ .name will be listed ln the newspape~.

Now, fo~ this week~s myste~y ....•..•

"M~. K~ause, M~. K~ause! He~e"s some mall fo~ you," sal d M~s. Wong, M~. K~ause~ s maid. "M~. K~ause , M~. K~ause, M~. K~ause !" I wonde~ if he"s in his bed~oom, M~s. Wong thought to he~se 1 f . She went Into his bed~oom, and

· then she ~eallzed that M~. K~ause had been kidnapped. She called the proffesso~. and he came right· ove~. He decided that the kidnappe~ was close. ~e went outside and looked around. He found three people, Mr. Fleabody, Mrs. Smith, and M~. Johnson. Fi~st he asked Mr~ Fleabody if he knew of a man named . Ed K~ause. Mr. F l·eabody sa 1 d he di dn" t know .the man. Then the professo~ asked Mrs. Smith 1 f she knew Ed Krause. Then the professor

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asked Mr. Johnson 1 f he knew Ed K~ause.

M~. Johnson ~ep 1 i ed, "Let~s see, Edwa~d Krause. No, I don~ t know h 1m. "

"You~ d bette~ sta~t telling me the t~uth, Mr. Johnson, befo~e I get mad and decide to ca 1 1 the po 1 1 ce, 11

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HOW DID THE PROFESSOR KNOW THAT MR. JOHNSON WAS LYING?

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

by Nate Cah i 1 1

. In each issue, I w i 1 1 lnte~view eithe~ a teache~ 0~

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new _Person ln school. This section will list their vital statistics, favo~ite things and much mo~e. If you a~e ~ teache~ o~ a new student who ( would like to be interviewed write on a sheet of pape~ you; name and you~ g~ade. Label the pape~. "Getting to Know You," and put i t in the newspaper box. I~ll try to interview you.

KIDS SPEAK OUT! by

Anonymous

If you have a problem you" d like to share with us please put you~ p~oblem on a piece of pape~ and put lt in the box in you~ c 1 assroom. And we will give you advice on how to solve it. Remembe~ to keep it anonymous! A 1 so if you have comments about our school, o~

our school newspaper, put it ( in the box as well.

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To get to the othe~ tide.

Mothe~: How was school?

Child: Okay, I guess, but the lady at the f~ont of the class didn't know anything, she kept asking us questions.

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This page is fo~ games, Jokes, ~iddles, puzzles, etc. Right now the~e isn't that much to lt, but ln the futu~e the~e will be mo~e, much mo~e.

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For this paper you will pay $0.10. For a cheaper rate to HIT OR MISS ·you can buy a subscription for $1.00. One way or another you will be up to date with Hope SchooJ/s only newspaper,HIT OR MISS,and thanks for your support!

... "TOP TEN LIST" . .

by Tony 'Diorio

In this section you will send in your favorite singers and / or songs. Put your favorites on a piece of paper and . then put it ln th~ box in your · room. At the end of every month we wlll tally up the vote's and pub 1 ish your favorite singer and / or group. We w 1 1 1 a I so put the #1 singer of that week according to the rock charts. Just ( remember to send as many as possible, every vote counts !

THIS WEEK"S # 1 SINGER: Bobby McFerren

# 1 SONG: Don" t Worry, Be Happy

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