8/12/2019 How to Plausibly Deny Disappearing a Commercial Jumbo Jet

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How to Plausibly DenyDisappearing an Entire Commercial Jumbo Jet

The following is a thought experiment and only a thought experiment. Any serious suggestion

otherwise would mean that drin! "ool#aid from the crac!ed tinfoil teapot in Tower $. E%eryone whois anyone !nows that &H'$( was a )ombie Plane that made a second left hand turn at the last moment

before the last conscious person re#engaged autopilot and slipped into la la land. *as it cabin

depressuri+ation leading to apoxiarather than an electrical fire, &aybe li!e that golfer who wore thefunny pants,

-. Do not by any means discuss possible motives. The latest greatest sur%eillance tech to beinstalled in ei/ing, "eep the cargo manifest list secret0 with or without explanation. "eep any

info below radar concerning the 1( employees of 2reescalepotentially sent to install such

e3uipment.1. The more confirmed facts that may later be unconfirmed, the better. &a!e sure that any

early additional information regarding altitude fluctuationor !eyed#in flight plan changesis

anonymously sourced or from a named source that can reasonably be compelled to wal! bac!

confirmed factsas needed. An admission after a pre%ious denialcould e%en help us establish arapid mo%ing fire4

'. It helps a lot to have a real nemesis . The one country thatpotentially has really damaging

proof of a nefarious schemeis currently 5ccidental enemy number ((-, reathe a massi%e sighof relief and cross fingers that e%en if released to 6ouTube0it can be o%ercome.

7. Patience is your friend. 8espected media that isn9t totally malleable will e%entually grow bored

or distracted. n the meantime0 count on them to ma!e weird theories weirderandmore plentiful:CC; article correction0 no aliens4tartlingly

>implistic>imple.

?. Outright lying? Keep it to a minimum, but as needed. *hoops4 *e forgot to turn on theradar o%er therebecause night time. Happens. As does the occasionaldirect 3uestion from a

pes!y reporter. Plane was flyingbelow the radar in the &aldi%es, t is not a lie if military

people there directly say the plane was not pic!ed up by radar. E%eryone important will lap it upappropriately. :And ignore it when ndonesia ma!es exactly the same claim.< f all that fails0 at

least the military base in 3uestion has a nefarious enough reputationthat it could ha%e simply

been more prisoners flying in for a luxury stay with the CA.@. Allies. Allies. Allies. A decades long ntelligence relationshipwith the satellite company

nmarsat that holds data on the final pings, 6up. A2i%e Eyes partnerwith deep0 cold0 isolated0

potentially 3uite dangerous territorial waters not terribly far from Diego arcia, rilllliant.:Australia9s radar was probably down for a >abbath too0 but who is going to as! that now.