Humour and Meta-humourI'm So Meta Even This Acronym

I never meta joke I didn’t like.

A guy walks into this bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a multi-level meta joke." So the guy goes "A guy walks into this bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy goes "A guy walks into this bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me a good joke." So the guy goes “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into this bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of joke?”So this bartender gives him a free beer." So this bartender gives him a free beer." So this bartender gives him a free beer.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me an infinitely recursive joke." So the guy says "A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a free drink. The bartender says "I'll give you a free drink if you can tell me an infinitely recursive joke." So the guy says...

In professional League of Legends there is a caster called Joe "Joe Miller" Miller, most casters choose to use a nickname in the middle but he choose to just go by his full name. At some point he stated that he didn't want to be called Joe "Joe Miller" Miller cause it was pointless. Then people started making fun of that by calling him Joe "Don't call me Joe" Joe Miller" Miller" Miller

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says he would like half a glass. The second one says he wound like a quarter of a glass -- and so on. The bartender rolls his eyes while pouring one full glass of beer and tells them to pass it down.

... and he told them "You guys need to learn your limits.”

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a

bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! Is anyone else in the wrong joke!"

A woman walked into a pub and asked the

barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.

Three men walk into a bar... Ouch!

Two men walk into a bar... but the third one is

too short and walks right und

A seal walks into a club.

These non-limericks rely on the listener's familiarity with the limerick's general structure:

There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks all stopped at line two

(may be followed with) There was an old maid from Verdun

The joke being that "Verdun" rhymes with one, so it can be inferred that if there was a second line, it would say "Whose limericks all stopped on line one."

(and even with an explanation that the narrator knows an unrecitable limerick about Emperor Nero)

What did one Japanese man say to another? I don’t know. I don’t speak Japanese.

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?Rape.

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.

A man walks into a bar. It’s no laughing matter. You see, he’s an

alcoholic and it’s destroying his family.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe,

many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

At this point in the story Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is

promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because

he had no arms or legs. Also, he is a potato.

What do you call a man with no arms and no

legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

I’m going to try an anti-joke. The punch line will go here.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Still a fly. Despite the irony of a fly being

unable to fly, the name will not change.

I will never forget what my dear old Grandad

said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's better than winning a gold medal in

the special Olympics?Not being retarded

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

No, it’s to whom.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says,

"What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.