+ 6 TV

Zits

Snake Tales 9595 NO"r

ONE, -rHe: GOVE::RNME::N-r'S Pl.-AN MW$1" 6E.

WORKING!!

Insanity Streak

Swamp

WEDNESDAY MARCH 18 2015

~ - ~

~ ~ WHOSOEVER PLlllS

THIS SWOR{) FROM THE SToNE Sf.\~ll BECOME

KING AND l-IAVt. Tl-lt.IR FA.CE ON COl'<\tv\ttv\ORATIVE MUGS

sn.f>\PS AN{) COINS . •

Start the day with a laugh

I TODAY'S TE EVISI_O_N_,__

WHAT'S a tree's favourite drink? Root beer.

6.00 9.00 11.00 12.00

NINE SCTV DARWIN Today. (CC) Mornings. (PG, CC) News. (CC)

6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 11.30 Morning News. (CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Sex And The

ABC SBSONE 6.00 Soccer. (CC) UEFA Champions League. Matchday 8B. Continued. 7.30 WorldWatch. 12.00 Arabic News. 12.30 WorldWatch. 1.00 Dateline.

TEN DIGITAL

WHAT do you call a scared train?

I l .QQ 1.30

The Ellen DeGeneres Show. (PG, CC) Extra. (CC) The Block Triple Threat. (PG, R, CC)

Single Mom. (Mas, R, CC) (2003) The Daily Edition. (CC) The Chase. (R, CC) News At 4. (CC)

6.00 News. (CC) 9.00 ABC News. (CC) 10.00 Q&A (R, CC) 11.00 Boomtown. (PG!, R, CC) 11.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 National Press Club Address. (CC) 1.30 Hello Birdy. (PG, R, CC) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. (CC) 3.00 Poh's l<itchen On The Road. (R, CC) 3.30 Midsomer Murders. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 News: Early Edition. (CC) 5.30 The Drum. (CC)

(R, CC) 1.30 WorldWatch. 1.45 Journal. (CC) 2.00 PBS News. (CC) 3.00 Al Jazeera.

6.00 Ent. Tonight. (R, CC) 6.30 GCBC. (R, CC) 7.00 Huey. (R, CC) 7.30 Bold. (R, CC) 8.00 Family Feud. (R, CC) 8.30 Studio 10. (PG, CC) 11.00 Bondi Vet. (PGa, R. CC) 12.00 Dr Phil. (Ma, CC) 1.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R, CC) 1.30 Ent. Tonight. (CC) 2.00 Wonderland. (Mis, R, CC) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG. CC) 3.30 Ben's Menu. (R, CC) 4.00 GCBC. (CC) 4.30 Bold. (CC) 5.00 News. (CC)

A fright train .

WHAT did the bucket say to the doctor? I'm feeling pale today.

Today's quiz

1. What movie did Eddie Redmayne star in alongside Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe?

2. Who won this year's Oscar for Best Supporting Actress?

3. What is Ben Nevis in Scotland?

4. In which Chinese city is the Forbidden City?

5. Ghost Town is a 1981 hit single by which British band?

6. What famous building stands at the intersection of 42nd Street and Lexington Avenue in Manhattan?

7. What novel did Australian author Christos Tsiolkas publish after The Slap?

8. 'Sausage roll' is Austral ian rhyming slang for what?

9 . Which English comedian was once a singer in 1980s new wave group Seana Dancing?

·s1e11Ja9 ~>P!ll 6 ·1eo9 8 ·epnJe11e9 L ·l!u1pnna 1a1s.(J4J a41 9

·s1e1:>ads a4i. s ·:iu1f1aa v ·u1elunov.1 E ·auanb111 eppled z

·sa1qeJ~S!W sa1 l :sJaMSUlf

3.00 4.15 5.30

6.00 6.30 7.00

7.30

8.45

9.45

News Now. (CC) News. (CC) Millionaire Hot Seat. (CC)

News. (CC) A Current Affair. (CC) The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) The Block Triple Threat. (PG, CC) Forever. (Mv, CC) A humanitarian is murdered. MOVIE: Hope Springs. (Mas, CC) (2012) A couple attends a counselling weekend. Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carel!. Mike & Molly. (Ms, R. CC) Extra. (R, CC)

7.30

9.00

11.45

Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) Million Dollar Minute. (CC)

News. (CC) Home And Away. (PG, CC) VJ struggles with Leah's absence. My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC) Two t eams take part in an elimination. MOVIE: Fast Five. (Mav, R, CC) (2011) A crew of street racers plans a heist Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster. Carl Barron Makes A Movie. (Ml, R, CC) A look at Manny Lewis (2015). Harry's Practice. (R, CC)

6.00 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30

9.00

9.30

10.00

10.30 11.00 11.15

Antiques Roadshow. (CC) News. (CC) 7.30. (CC) QI. (PG, CC) Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL. (Ml, CC) Judith Lucy Is All Woman. (Mis, CC) (Final) Would I Lie To You? (PG, R, CC) Black Comedy. (Mdlsv, R, CC) Lateline. (R, CC) The Business. (R, CC) Michael Palin's Brazil. (Ms, R, CC)

(CC) 3.30 Insight (R, CC) 4.30 Wildest Africa. (PG, R, CC) (Netherlands) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC)

6.00 Luke Nguyen's Greater Mekong. (R, CC)

6.30 World News. (CC) 7.30 Walking Through

History. (CC) 8.30 The Missing Evidence:

Loch Ness Monster. (CC) (UI<)

9.30 Witnesses. (Malv, CC) 10.30 World News. (CC) 11.00 Sons Of Liberty.

(MA15+v, R, CC) (Final) 11.55 MOVIE: Tricks. (PG,

R) (2007) 1.40 MOVIE: No Hard

Feelings. (Mis, R) (2009)

6.00

6.30 7.30

8.30

9.30

Family Feud. (CC) Hosted by Grant Denyer. The Project. (CC) David Attenborough's Great Natural Wonders Of The World. (CC) Presented by David Attenborough. Wonderland. (Mas, CC) Dani learns of her mother's separation. The Good Wife. (M, CC) Alicia is faced with a difficult decision.

11.45 12.10 12.35 1.35 3.00 3.30

The Baron. (PG, R) Danoz Direct. Global Shop.

12.15 1.00 3.00 3.30

Home Shopping. (PG) Harry's Practice. (R, CC) Sons And Daughters.

12.10 Four Corners. (R, CC) 1 3.30 Countdown. (R, CC) 1.00 Media Watch. (PG, R, CC) 4.15 Countdown. (R, CC) 1.15 Question Time. (CC) 2.15 5.00 Soccer. (CC) UEFA

10.30 11.30 12.30 1.00

Hawaii Five·O. (Mv, CC) The Project. (R, CC) Movie Juice. (R) The Late Show With David Letterman. (PG) Home Shopping.

5.00 5.30

Good Morning America. (CC) News. (CC) Today. (CC)

4.00 5.00 5.30

(PG, R, CC) MOVIE: Romance In Manhattan. NBC Today. (CC) (1935) 3.25 Michael Palin's Brazil. Sunrise Extra. (CC) 4.25 Would I Lie To You? 5.00 Early News. (CC) Can We Help? 5.25 Eggheads.

Champions League. Matchday 8B.

Some ltQlOn.U a1 CJ:~ rect>1VE SSS ONE proqrJm<, 30 nunutc' earlh.!t th;in this 'itftOOtttf:.

2.00 4.00

4.30

Life Today With James Robison. (PG) CBS This Morning. (CC)

Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Auchences (MAIS+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeal Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (I) Language (m) Mechcal procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: List111gs are correct at the time of prmt and are subject to change by the Networks.

GO! I 7TWO ABC2/ABC KIDS SBS 2 ONE 6.00 PAW Patrol. 6.30 Robocar Poli. 7.00 Teen Titans Go! 7.30 Kitchen Whiz. 8.00 Move It. 8.30 Rabbids. 9.00 Surprises. 9.30 Max Steel. 10.00 Power Rangers. 10.30 Ben 10. 11.00 Yu-Gi·Oh! 11.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl Classic. 12.00 Extra. 12.30 TMZ Live. 1.30 Top Gear. 3.00 SpongeBob. 3.30 Rabbids. 4 .00 Kids' WB. 4 .05 Looney Tunes. 4 .30 Scooby­Doo! 5.00 Ben 10. 5.30 Teen Titans Go! 6.00 Regular Show. 6.30 Adv Time. 7.00 Extra . 7.30 Big Bang. 8.30 MOVIE: Argo. (2012) Ben Affleck, John Goodman, Bryan Cranston. 11.00 Two And A Half Men. 11.30 Two And A Half Men. 12.00 MAD. 12.30 Adv Time. 1.00 Late Programs.

GEM 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. 7.00 Danoz Direct. 8.00 Supernanny USA. 9.00 Danoz Direct. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. 12.00 MOVIE: Hue And Cry. (1947) 1.40 Alive And Cooking. 2.10 Heartbeat. 3.20 Agatha Christie's Poirot. 4.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 5.30 Gilmore Girls. 6.30 Friends. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 RPA. 9.30 Embarrassing Bodies. 10.30 What's Your Emergency? 11.30 Southland. 12.30 Friends. 1.00 Gideon's Way. 2.00 Danoz Direct. 2.30 Global Shop. 4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman.

16.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Flushed. 7.30 Spit It Out. 8.00 Jay's Jungle. 8.30 Harry's Practice. 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. 9.30 Shortland Street. 10.00 Bargain Hunt. 11.15 Homes Under The Hammer. 12.30 Taggart. 2.00 George And Mildred. 3.00 The Martha Stewart Show. 4 .00 60 Minute Makeover. 5.15 Ho111es Under The Hammer. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Pie In The Sky. 8.30 Inspector Morse. 10.50 Taggart. 12.00 George And Mildred. 1.00 Pie In The Sky. 2.15 Taggart. 4 .00 Harry's Practice. 4.30 The Martha Stewart Show. 5.30 Shortland Street.

7MATE 6.00 Shopping. 6.30 Shopping. 7.00 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. 7.30 Jake And The Never Land Pirates. 8.00 Doc McStuffins. 8.30 Sofia The First. 9.00 NBC Today. 11.00 Motor Mate. 1.00 Bomb Squad NYC. 2.00 Britain's Underworld. 3.00 Just Shoot Me! 3.30 Starsky & Hutch. 4.30 Pimp My Ride. 5.30 MythBusters. 6.30 Wlpeout USA. 7.30 Man V Food: The Carnivore Chronicles. 8.30 Hardcore Pawn. 9.30 Baggage Battles. 10.00 Baggage Battles. 10.30 Rude Tube. 11.00 Beverly Hills Pawn. 12.00 Bomb Squad NYC. 1.00 Late Programs.

6.00 Children's Programs. 5.40 Peppa Pig. 5.45 Octonauts. 6 .00 Mauk. 6.15 Rasta111ouse. 6.25 Maya The Bee. 6.35 Peter Rabbit. 6.50 Shaun The Sheep. 7.00 Spicks And Specks. 7.30 That '70s Show. 7.50 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 8.40 Why Don't You Speak English' 9.30 Cherry Healey: Old Before My Time. 10.25 Red Dwarf X. 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. 11.40 That '70s Show. 12.00 Stan Lee's Superhumans. 12.45 Walk On The Wild Side. 1.15 Metal Evolution. 2.00 Red Dwarf X. 2.30 News Update. 2.35 Close. 5.00 What's The Big Idea? 5.05 Kioka . 5.15 Franklin And Friends. 5.40 Children's Programs.

ABC3 6.00 Children's Programs. 2.20 CJ The DJ. 2.30 Erky Perky. 2.45 The Pinky And Perky Show. 3.00 Animalia. 3.25 Arthur. 3.50 Vic The Viking. 4.00 Tashi. 4.15 Steam Punks! 4.40 News On 3. 4.45 Studio 3. 4.50 The Day My Butt Went Psycho. 5.20 Sorry, I've Got No Head. 5.50 Nowhere Boys. 6.20 Good Game: SP. 6.50 News On 3. 7.00 Deadly Mission. 7.30 Lockie Leonard. 7.55 The Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 8.00 Degrassi - The Next Generation. 8.25 Good Game: Pocket Edition. 8.30 The High Fructose Adventures Of Annoying Orange. 8.40 Detentionaire. 9.05 Star Wars: The Clone Wars. 9.25 Rage. 10.25 Close.

IMPARJA 6.00 Today. 7.30 Mornings. 9.30 News. 10.30 The Ellen DeGeneres

Show. 11.30 Danoz Direct. 1.30 News Now. 2.45 News. 4.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 4.30 News. 5.30 A Current Affair. 6.00 The Block Triple Threat. 7.15 Forever. 8.15 MOVIE: Hope Springs. (2012) A couple attends a counselling weekend. Meryl Streep, Tom111y Lee Jones. Steve Carell. 10.15 Mike & Molly. 10.40 Extra. 11.05 The Baron. 12.05 Danoz Direct. 2.00 Good Morning America . 3.30 News. 4 .00 Today.

SCTV CENTRAL 6.00 Sunrise. 8.30 The Morning Show. 11.00 Morn111g News.

11.30 MOVIE: Sex And The Single Mom. (2003) 1.30 The Daily Edition. 2.30 The Chase. 3.30 News At 4. 4.30 Deal Or No Deal. 5.00 Million Dollar Minute. 5.30 News. 6.30 Home And Away. 7.00 My Kitchen Rules. 8 .30 MOVIE: Fast Five. (2011) 11.15 Carl Barron Makes A Movie. 11.45 Harry's Practice. 12.30 Ho111e Shopping. 2.30 Harry's Practice. 3.00 Sons And Daughters. 3.30 NBC Today. 4.30 Sunrise Extra . 5.00 Early News.

6.00 WorldWatch. 10.20 Portuguese News. 11.05 Japanese News. 11.40 Hong Kong News. 12.00 Hindi News. 12.30 Dutch News. LOO Italian News. 1.35 German News. 2.05 Spanish News. 3.05 Greek News From Cyprus. 4.05 Iron Chef. 4.50 American Ninja Warrior. 5.40 The Office. 6.30 If You Are The One. 7.30 The Feed. 8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 8.30 MOVIE: Dead Snow. (2009) 10.10 Soccer. UEFA Champions League. Matchday BB. 11.40 wmidrnght. 12.10 The Feed. 12.40 Robot Chicken. 1.10 Robot Chicken. 1.25 Robot Chicken. 1.40 MOVIE: I ron Island. (2005) 3.15 DW News In English From Berl111. 5.00 French News. 5.50 Urdu News.

ABC NEWS 6.00 ABC News Breakfast. 7.30 ABC News Mornings. 10.25 ABC Open. 10.30 News. 11.00 National Press Club Address. 12.00 Capital Hill. 12.30 Parliament Question Time. 1.45 News. 4.25 ABC Open. 4.30 News. 5.00 The Drum. 5.30 News. 8.00 Latellne. 8.30 The World. 9.30 News. 10.00 7.30. 10.30 News. 11.00 The Drum. 11.30 BBC Impact. 12.00 Latel ine. 12.30 Al Jazeera Newshour. 1.30 BBC Global With Jon Sopel. 2.00 7.30. 2.30 Outside Source. 3.00 BBC Focus On Africa. 3.30 Al Jazeera Newshour. 4.30 ABC News Breakfast.

6.00 Shopping. 8.00 M*A*S'H. 9.00 Attenborough's Life In The Undergrowth. 10.00 Alien Crustacean Crabs. 11.00 Movie Juice. 11.30 Savage Family Diggers. 12.00 Crisis. 1.00 Rush. 2.00 The Biggest Loser Australia. 3.00 Totally Wild. 4 .00 Super Rugby Extra Time. 5.00 Adv Angler. 5.30 iFish. 6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 M*A*S*H. 7.30 White Collar. 8.30 Hawaii Flve·O. 9.30 Gang Related. 10.30 Gang Related. 11.30 Sons Of Anarchy. 1.30 Shopping. 2.00 Basketball. NBL. Grand Final. Game 2. NZ Breakers v Cairns Ta1pans. Replay. 4 .00 Motor Racing. World Series Sprintcars. Round 4. Replay. 5.00 Late Programs.

ELEVEN 6.00 Toasted TV. 8.00 Totally Wild. 8.30 Toasted TV. 9.30 Wurrawhy 10.00 90210. 11.00 Raymond. 11.30 Frasier. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 JAG. 2.00 Judging Amy. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30 Cheers. 4 .00 King Of Queens. 4.30 Laverne & Shirley. 5.00 Mork & M111dy. 5.30 Becker. 6.00 Family Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 Raymond. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 Cleveland. 10.30 Bob's Burgers. 11.00 Tattoos After Dark. 11.30 Tattoos After Dark. 12.00 Raymond. 12.30 Frasier. 1.00 Late Programs.

NITV 6.00 Morning Programs. 7.30 Mysterious Cities Of Gold. 8.00 Mugu Kids. 8.30 Waab1ny Time. 9.00 Go Lingo. 9.30 Bushwhacked! 10.00

Tangaroa With Pio. 10.30 Desperate Measures. 11.00 Sisters In League. 12.00 Rugby League. Fox Memorial Shield. 2.00 Talking Language With Ernie Dingo. 2.30 Mugu Kids. 3.00 Bizou. 3.30 Bushwhacked! 4.00 Go Lingo. 4.30 Move It Mob Style. 5.00 Mysterious Cities Of Gold. 5.30 NITV News. 6.00 Our Footprint. 6.30 Tangaroa With Pio. 7.00 NITV News. 7.30 Krlof Kitchen. 8.00 Deadly Th111k111g . 8.30 I Am The River. 9.30 Awaken. 10.30 The Road To St Andrews. 11.00 NITV News. 11.30 Our Footprint. 12.00 Volumz. Recommended Highlights Wed 1803

NTNEOlZOlMA • Vl