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Inside Ofek’s Music Section
Lorax graduating from college
UCDS vs. UCRamon, who’s better?
Ice Cream Or
Blacklist yarden zinger for being too cute guy blaunstein tapping dem asses tomer stealing peoples jokes oren being a good gizbor rohass still thinks hes in nam Dmoss moved into a jacuzzi lior peled became starting QB at BMS amir mazor farted his article out Ben kanygin getting ready for 2015-2016 season ilan scheinkman manga ? nathan scheinkman mishmish ? edo builer Had to wake up at 6:30 amit aloni stuck in an adventure lavie levi got into the x games ran bar niv went into pro scootering niv cohen became a national geographic photographer andre becker became starting RB for BMS hadar goldstein come see him in a play !!! roee burstein burst into teens roy kol figured out what an article is dan Kaliblotzky Chem H is love, Chem H is life yoav halperin bevame pointguard for the warriors matan iarovic does articles in his dream oded tzori bugs me about giving the birthday box Tom Ekstein that lier Amir Vololo busy making lotion Matan irovitz busy understanding his last name roee Landesman He couldn’t even answer my texts (cry)
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Superball at Idan’s January 31st Stanford Article
College By Amit Klein College? What’s college? I don’t know. I’m going to write about something else then. You know what? Right I’m going to write about COLLEGE. College is one of the things that will either save your life or ruin your life. The only thing is that either way you lose a LOT of money. I mean private colleges are now costing about $30,000 per year. HOLY SHIT that’s crazy. You're saying that to get a good job I have to at least pay 4 TIMES that?! And that’s only for a middle class minimal job. To get a really good job or to go to politics, law, or health you have to pay 8 TIMES that! Wow, I don’t get people. Why do people go to colleges then? Well if you don’t go to college there is a ⅔ chance you will not get a job. So why does our society accept such things? Well over time the expectations from college grew so that college became expected to be so highly priced. Even though this method is hurting our economy and people know nobody ever questions that publicly. In the latest State of the Union president Obama gave he told America that a few community colleges across the country are now free. What he might just be the beginning of the decline of cost of colleges? Yes, watching the State of the Union was homework, BUT I did learn a lot from it. Well to all of those young Obama’s out there I say. Go and to the unbelievable and people will follow. That might sound extreme but really its not. All you have to really do is to question a day’s ordeals and to do something to make it better and people will follow. And to colleges I say. COST LESS MONEY!!!.
Articles
By Ron Levy
Leland Stanford Junior University, or more commonly Stanford University, is a private research university in Stanford, California, and one of the world's most prestigious institutions, with the highest undergraduate selectivity and the top position in numerous surveys and measures in the United States.Stanford was founded in 1885 by Leland Stanford, former governor of and U.S. senator from California and leading railroad tycoon, and his wife, Jane Lathrop Stanford, in memory of their only child, Leland Stanford, Jr., who had died of typhoid fever at age 15 the previous year. Stanford was opened on October 1, 1891 as a coeducational and non-denominational institution. Tuition was free until 1920. The university struggled financially after Leland Stanford's 1893 death and after much of the campus was damaged by the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. Following World War II, Provost Frederick Terman supported faculty and graduates' entrepreneurialism to build self-sufficient local industry in what would later be known as Silicon Valley. By 1970, Stanford was home to a linear accelerator, and was one of the original four ARPANET nodes. Stanford is located in northern Silicon Valley near Palo Alto, California. The University's academic departments are organized into seven schools, with several other holdings, such as laboratories and nature reserves, located outside the main campus. Its 8,180-acre campus is one of the largest in the United States.The University is also one of the top fundraising institutions in the country, becoming the first school to raise more than a billion dollars in a year. Stanford's undergraduate program is the most selective in the country with an acceptance rate of 5.07% for the 2018 Class. Students compete in 36 varsity sports, and the University is one of two private institutions in the Division I FBS Pacific-12 Conference. It has gained 105 NCAA team championships, the second-most for a university, 465 individual championships, the most in Division I,[28] and has won the NACDA Directors' Cup, recognizing the university with the best overall athletic team achievement, every year since 1994-1995. Stanford faculty and alumni have founded many companies including Google, Hewlett-Packard, Nike, Sun Microsystems, and Yahoo!, and companies founded by Stanford alumni generate more than $2.7 trillion in annual revenue, equivalent to the 10th-largest economy in the world.Fifty-nine Nobel laureates have been affiliated with the University, and it is the alma mater of 30 living billionaires and 17 astronauts. Stanford has produced a total of 18 Turing Award laureates, the highest in the world for any one institution. It is also one of the leading producers of members of the United States Congress.
Raz Goldstein Article If you are going to college, you must remember to bring potatoes with you or else you will die. You will die if you don't bring potatoes because potatoes are brown and brown is the color of my eyes, and eyes are on your face, but noses are also on your face, and there are buggers in noses, and buggers are green, and guacamole is also green, and white girls love guac with there chipotle, and chipotle is a food chain, and mcdonalds is also a food chain, and there are burgers at mcdonalds, and burgers have buns which is bread, and people make sandwiches for their lunch at school with bread, and most schools have bands, and someone plays the triangle in the band, and the illuminati symbol is a triangle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
UCDS vs. UCRamon
An Apparel Analysis by Ron Barzilay
I’m not too huge on colleges or much relating to them, so I thought I’d
talk about our two very own chapter colleges, UCDS and UCRamon. Some alumni at Turkey Bowl thought that UCRamon was a weird replacement for UCDS and didn’t really make much sense, so I wanted to discuss the topic.
For logic and name, the obvious winner is UCDS. It makes sense and looks like the name of a college. This is reasonable seeing that UCRamon was somewhat of a parody of UCDS after the name change. I may be wrong seeing how young I am, but I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be University of California Doctor Seuss, like all the nearby UCs. UCRamon doesn’t really make much sense and doesn’t fit the UC idea. On the back they both have the same message “Training Prominent Leaders of Tomorrow Since 1991.” Pretty inspirational stuff.
Aesthetically, it’s a completely different argument. UCDS has the unlucky disadvantage of time and how modern apparel is made. UCDS is simple and nice. It has bold letters with the hat from Cat in the Hat on the D and it looks pretty alright. On the other hand, UCRamon has beautiful cursive letters and a very nice-looking spaceship. Also the blue of the UCRamon looks a lot nicer than the UCDS’s color. So from looks, UCRamon has the advantage.
So which is better? I think it really depends if you’re nostalgic for Seuss, or a Ramonian looking into the future.
David Warshavski Article College is going to be one of the most important and meaningful experiences of your
life other than AZA. You determine what you will do for the rest of your life, and this will be
one of the hardest decisions you will face. It’s not like elementary, middle, or high school where any problem you have, help will be given. This you will face all alone and you need to be prepared and find yourself. AZA can help you with this, you learn many important, good, and critical thinking skills in AZA to help you find what you really want. Being brought closer to your brother alephs is an experience that can never be taken from you and will effect you for the rest of your life. For example our advisors, they were in BBYO and still AZA is a big part of their life. It’s something you never forget. Throughout college, your adult life, and even your later years in life. So when you think of going from AZA to college and making big important decisions that will effect you in the long run, you already had the boost you needed to be successful and on a strong path. Even in college, say you’re in a fraternity; it’s just a transition from being with close people you consider your brothers to just older people who you consider your brothers. No matter what in life you will receive help when you really need it but sometimes it’s important to trust yourself and know you have done the right thing. Itay and Yoav's Taco Recipe, By Itay and Yoav Ingredients: -Salt, several of it -one big piece of flank steak (whole foods has one) -Itay's magical taco seasoning in a bottle (from Costco) Directions: 1. Lay steak flat on a flat surface and sprinkle enough taco seasoning to make you not a pussy, but not enough to make you a liberal. 2. Heat a pan on high and drizzle that with olive oil while grinding and rubbing several salts into the meat. 3. Once pan is hot enough, drop meat onto the pan of hot oil, making sure the hot oil spills onto you. 4. Yell in pain and frustration. 5. After bottom of steak has crisped slightly (approximately 45 seconds), put spatula underneath steak, lift steak into air, inspect carefully, and flip regardless of the results of your inspection. 6. Once this side has crisped, lower heat to medium, cover, and allow to cool for precisely 3 minutes and 12 seconds. 7. Flip steak and allow to cook for 3 more minutes. Cover again. 8. Turn off heat, take off lid, and thank lord Vishnu for this wonderful meat. Look the meat in the eye and ask yourself if you're really worth of it (you're not). With this in mind, slice the meat and consume it voraciously. You can thank us later Some suggested accompanying side dishes for this meat are slightly undercooked french fries, blood of a virgin (the smoothie), some fraternity, and an eggplant. Going to college is one of the most important parts of a person’s life. It is a time where people grow up and really discover themselves and what they want to do with their future lives. It is a time where you gain skills socially and academically. The amount of people you will meet is beyond belief, same
with the amount of friendships and bonds you will make with people who may stick with you for the rest of your life. During college, you really learn how to be independent and do things on your own, and you really realize how capable you are of doing certain things. You may learn that you can take on a million different tasks, or do things you never thought you could do when you were in highschool, like public speaking for example. There are so many benefits you get out of going to college that you could not get if you were to skip it. The degree you’ll receive, yeah, of course thats going to take you to your future job, but the life skills you learn and the goals you accomplish are incredible. Basically what I am trying to say is, having the college experience is something that you will never forget,so thats why if you wanna get in, do your homework kids. -David Gelovani
Wining application what makes you happy?
• Sweat dripping from the side of my cheek, muscles hurt as I take a step up the hill, camera in one hand while the other hand grabs to a rock so I won’t fall. Finally I make it to the highest point that the mountain had to offer. Below me devil’s bridge as I take my brother’s picture and he takes mine. The extra climb has finally became worth it as get to relax and watch the beautiful red view of Arizona. A month later, I still recall the happy memory of climbing up that mountain. Not only the view, but the climb as well, what makes me happy? The challenge makes me happy.
If an object were to talk how would it describe you?
• The object that would probably agree to describe me is my computer. From the time I open it until it closes it sees me in my best and darkest moments. From listening to good music to waiting for an ad to stop the computer knows me more than I do. The first thing the computer would say is that I care about what I publicly say. The computer is the only object that knows how many messages I delete a second before pressing send, or sentences I could use for a report, but decided against it.
If a meteor strikes earth and you are locked in a house with food for 4 days with 2 other people with you, what do you do?
• Put on my oxygen mask, break the door, and start looking for survivors and food. More survivors will give us new ideas and men that will help us find more food, and more survivors, which will eventually be able to restart the economic system we live in today
Roey Meitav
Mazkir overnight was on FrIday Night, and it was a pretty good experience. Meeting counterparts from the region was fun and enjoyable, but you know what’s even better than that? The love of my life-brownie ice cream. Every scoop of deliciousness, thick chocolate, succulent chocolate chips, creamy vanilla, every taste is pure heaven on earth. Mazkir overnight can’t compare.
moral of the story-dessert is better than people.
Just a Dude with Amnesia An Original Short Story by Ronen Burd
To any random stranger in the park that morning, Tony Ross was just an ordinary guy sitting on a bench in the middle of that park. He didn't do much except just stare down at the grass beneath the bench and occasionally glance at the strangers walking around or the families picnicking.
The problem was, that he had almost no recollection of what he was doing on that bench. The last thing he really remembered was driving in a car the evening before that day, with his wife Teri. He searched around the park, looking for his wife. He tried reaching into his pocket for his phone, but didn't find it there. He couldn't find his wallet or keys either. His jeans pockets were completely empty. He suddenly panicked and quickly searched around the park for his wife, but saw absolutely nobody resembling her.
He quickly got up and searched the field, through the playground, through the trees. No sign of her. He went back to the field, and quickly found a young couple holding hands. He asked one of them for a phone. The guy gave him his phone, and Tony hastily dialed Teri's number into it and called the number. He got her voicemail.
Confused and even further panicked, Tony gave the guy back his phone and started hyperventilating.
“Do you need help?” the girl in the couple asked him.
Tony ignored her and started sprinting past them, to the edge of the park. He shut his eyes, trying to remember any possible detail. All his memory would give him, however, was him driving to get dinner with his wife, along with a vague sound of sirens. Nothing more.
A tough-‐looking, badly dressed came up behind Tony and tapped him on the shoulder. Tony turned around to face the teenager, and wrinkled his nose at the teenager's liquor-‐heavy breath.
“Are you okay?” the teenager asked him.
Tony was about to brush the teenager off and tell him he was fine, until he noticed the wallet sticking out of the teenager's torn pocket. Tony snatched it.
“Hey, this is mine. Why do you have it?” Tony asked him.
The teenager looked at the wallet, and became confused. “Honestly, man, I don't know. I got so drunk last night, I blacked out.” The teenager took out his phone and gave it to Tony. “Is this yours?” the teenager asked.
Tony nodded and took the phone as well. “You don't know why you have my stuff?”
“No, I don't remember much about last night. All I remember was that I got into a car crash, and eventually ran somewhere with someone's wallet and phone, and ended up here.”
“I can't remember anything either,” Tony said. “I need to find my wife, and I have no idea what it is.”
The teenager suddenly pointed to Tony's forehead. “What is it?” Tony asked, touching his forehead with his finger. Then he felt his scar. “Oh, my god. I don't know how I got this scar.”
“It looks like your head was banged on a steering wheel,” the teenager told him. “That's why you don't remember anything; you have short-‐term amnesia from the head trauma. I think we might have been in the same car crash.”
“Oh, shit!” Tony exclaimed, remembering Teri was in the car with him. “I need to find my wife, Teri. She was in the car with me. She might be hurt.” Tony started hyper-‐ventilating.
The teenager grabbed Tony's shoulders. “Hey, calm down. You freaking out won't help your wife. Besides, right now, I think I'm starting to remember something about the crash.”
“What is it?” Tony asked.
“I remember being in the car... I think my friend was driving, we were both drunk. Oh my god, I remember crashing into someone's Hyundai Sonata.”
“That's my car!” Tony exclaimed.
“Wait, I remember where it happened,” the teenager told him. “I think it was a block or two from here.”
Suddenly Tony remembered as well. He heard his wife scream when they saw the Ferrari racing at them, with the teenagers behind the wheel. He remembered feeling the extremely sudden, hard impact from the sports car, and banging his head on the steering wheel. He remembered his wife, who, for some reason wasn't wearing her seatbelt, being launched out of the passenger's seat, and hitting her head on the windshield. He remembered screaming Teri's name, and pulling her back, only to see her skull cracked open and her lifeless face. He remembered the two teenagers in the car across him drunkenly run towards him and threaten to beat him if he called the cops. He remembered one of them then taking his wallet and phone and started running in the direction of the park. He remembered being so sad and out of place that he just started walking in the same direction, feeling extremely disoriented and traumatized.
Tony slowly turned to the teenager, and saw the look on the teenager's face. Tony could tell that the teenager remembered everything Tony remembered. “It was you,” Tony said.
His hands were clenched in a fist. He had the pain and anger of his wife's death etched into his eyes. The teenager looked like he was about to be stomped on by an ogre. Tony suddenly grabbed the scruff of the teenager's shirt. “IT WAS YOU!” Tony yelled at him. “YOU KILLED MY WIFE!!”
To be continued...
Stand by Me / What a Wonderful World
Ofek’s music section
When the night has come, And the land is dark, And the moon, is the only, light we'll see, No I won't be afraid, Oh, I won't be afraid, Just as long as you stand, stand by me. So darling, darling, Stand by me, oh stand by me. Oh stand, stand by me. Stand by me. If the sky that we look upon, Should tumble and fall, All the mountains, should crumble, to the sea, I won't cry, I won't cry, No, I won't shed a tear, Just as long as you stand, stand by me. And darling, darling, Stand by me, oh stand by me. Oh stand now, stand by me. Stand by me. So darling, darling, Stand by me, oh stand by me. Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me. Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me. Oh stand by me, oh won't you stand now, stand, Stand by me.
These two amazing songs don’t really need an analysis, but are so awesome that I really wanted to include them here. Both these songs a very well-known, chances are you recognize at least one of them. Remember how they are played, the emphasis is on their words, not on the music. These songs got popular because of their words, not because of their music. Think about that, refute my claim if you want, but I hope that these songs could make it more believable that once upon a time songs were listened to because of their words and not because of their beat.
I see trees of green, Red roses too. I see them bloom, For me and you. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. I see skies of blue, And clouds of white. The bright blessed day, The dark sacred night. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. The colors of the rainbow, So pretty in the sky. Are also on the faces, Of people going by, I see friends shaking hands. Saying, "How do you do?" They're really saying, "I love you". I hear babies cry, I watch them grow, They'll learn much more, Than I'll ever know. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. Yes, I think to myself, What a wonderful world. Oh yeah.
White List Am i t K l e i n
R o n L e v i
Ronzy
Yoav Kaliblatzki
Ofek Gila
Ori Klein
David Gelovani
David Warshavski
Ronen Burd
Roey Meirtav
Raz Goldstein
Itay Barilka