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Y ou’re suddenly engaged in a confrontation with amoron. Te situation calls for an insult. Actually demands one. It’s crunch time. When you have

to get your comeback game on, what happens? You gotnothing! Nothing!

Tat’s why Fred is here for you.

What sets Insults To Go apart from other insult booksis simple. I lived these insults and made them real. Fortwelve years the overwhelming bulk of these lines burstforth from my mouth and bloomed under the articiallight of the stage. Tese putdowns were test-driven and

performed in classy clubs as well as one-night-hell gigsin Almogordo, New Mexico, Bakerseld, California, andRevere, Massachusetts. I’ve also red comebacks on my morning talk show Fred For Your Head and unleashedinsults on national V (see my 90s appearance on



Youube). I’ve done all the hard work for you.

I also poison penned How To Abuse and Insult Everyone,

and Insult and Live!, which is my 452-page denitivemaster work.

So why are insults so eective?

Answer: Because losers love drama and are self-centered, their pride see these weaknesses as strength.

Tat make them vulnerable targets when their rudebehavior ruins your day, or screws up your inheritance inProbate Court.

Insults to Go arms you with a thousand-plus new slams,as well as includes some insults and illustrations frommy rst two books. If you want my detailed and complexphilosophy to complete and truly master the martial artof insults, go to the end of this book, pony up the bucks

and order Insult and Live! Insult To Go is organized in the following chapters:

1.) Basic Losers—slams to ridicule jobs, birth origins, clueless

couples, brain-dead habits and lack of education.

2.) Macho Idiots—zingers to make his nut sack turn and

cough, such as penis size, latent homosexuality, etc..

3.) Biatches On Wheels—cutdowns on f rigidity, delusions of

attractiveness, sexual inadequacy and activity, as well as basic

hostility.

4.) Yuppie Scum—downgrading lines to lower their social

bracket status by dismissing their superiority.

5.) Wasted Drunks and Burnouts—sobering verbal shots ontheir inability to grasp reality or speak clearly.

6.) Getting Physical—mocking hairstyles, clothing, tattoos,

jewelry, and their build.

7.) Comedian Putdowns—lines professional comedians use to

slam hecklers. Te material in this chapter are “stock” insults. I

didn’t write them. Tese comebacks have been used for years,

and they always get a laugh in clubs.



And when people re back, it shows they accept andunderstand us. Hey, if we didn’t like each other, we

wouldn’t be giving each other a hard time.

So let’s share the love.

About Fred



PEN-award winning author Fred Reiss has performed onnational V and radio. He’s worked as a stand-up comedi-an, journalist, talk radio, Santa Cruz’n surf shop employee,

tasting room manager and cellar rat at Skov Winery andthe Roudon-Smith Winery in the Santa Cruz mountains.

He is currently the self-inicted victim of his own dreams.



Buy Insult and Live!

Polish your comeback skills with the master work.

Insult and Live! teaches you the following:

• What characteristics make a loser.• How to use their denial against them.• Why insults work.• Te ways to eectively deliver your insult.

Send $16.95 to: Fred Reiss, PO Box 733, Mount Hermon,

Ca. 95041







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