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The Stony Brook Press is published fortnightly during the academic yearand twice during summer session by The Stony Brook Press,DVWXGHQWUXQQRQSURWRUJDQL]DWLRQIXQGHGE\WKH6WXGHQW$FWLYLW\)HH7KHRSLQLRQVH[SUHVVHGLQOHWWHUVDUWLFOHVDQGYLHZSRLQWVGRQRWQHFHVVDULO\UHHFWWKRVHRIThe Stony Brook PressDVDZKROH$GYHUWLVLQJSROLF\GRHVQRWQHFHVVDULO\UHHFWHGLWRULDOSROLF\6WDIIPHHWLQJVDUHKHOG:HGQHVGD\VDWSP)LUVWFRS\IUHH)RUDGGLWLRQDOFRSLHVFRQWDFWWKH%XVLQHVV0DQDJHU
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THE STONY BROOK PRESSEXECUTIVE EDITOR
MANAGING EDITOR
ASSOCIATE EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
ART DIRECTOR
PRODUCTION MANAGER
NEWS EDITOR
FEATURES EDITOR
CULTURE EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
OPINION EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
SENIOR COPY EDITOR
COPY EDITOR
COPY EDITOR
MINISTER OF ARCHIVES
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NICK BATSONTERICHI BELLINGEROLIVIA BURNESIOBHAN CASSIDYAMANDA DOUVILLEANDREY DOTSENKOLAUREN DUBOISDANIEL CASHMAR
JOHN FISCHERMICHELLE FRANTINOETHAN FREEDMANARIAM FREZGHIHALLIE GOLDENJOSHUA HANICOLE KOHNPRISCILA KORBANDI LIAOJODIE MANN
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THE STONY BROOK PRESSEXECUTIVE EDITOR
MANAGING EDITOR
ASSOCIATE EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
ART DIRECTOR
PRODUCTION MANAGER
NEWS EDITOR
NEWS EDITOR
FEATURES EDITOR
CULTURE EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
WEB EDITOR
OPINION EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
COPY EDITOR
COPY EDITOR
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MINISTER OF ARCHIVES
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NICK BATSONTOM JOHNSONEVAN GOLDAPERJASMINE HAEFNERJESSE CHANGMARK GREEKARIELLE DOLLINGERJODIE MANNALYSSA MELILLOSAM LIEBRANDBEATRICE VANTAPOOLETHAN FREEDMANBRIANNA PETERSONOLIVIA BURNEREBECCA TAPIOAMANDA DOUVILLESARAH EVINSNICOLE KOHNDANIEL CASHMARLIZ KAEMPF
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VINCENT BARONETERICHI BELLINGERCHRISTINE BOUCHERSIOBHAN CASSIDYLAUREN DUBOISJOHN FISCHERMICHELLE FRANTINOARIAM FREZGHI
HALLIE GOLDENJOSHUA HAPRISCILA KORBBUSHRA MOLLICKMATTHEW MURRAYTEENA NAWABIBRIANA NEUBERGERHOWIE NEWSBERKMANCAITHLIN PEACHRIS PRIORE
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THE STONY BROOK PRESSEXECUTIVE EDITOR
MANAGING EDITOR
ASSOCIATE EDITOR
BUSINESS MANAGER
ART DIRECTOR
PRODUCTION MANAGER
NEWS EDITOR
NEWS EDITOR
FEATURES EDITOR
CULTURE EDITOR
SPORTS EDITOR
WEB EDITOR
OPINION EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
PHOTO EDITOR
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NICK BATSON
TOM JOHNSON
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ARIELLE DOLLINGER
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EDITORIALS August 9, 2012
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Another year, another summer and, as Im sure many ofyou reading have done or are in the process of doing, timefor another internship. Taking an internship is seen as animportant step in pretty much every program around here,be it research based or arts based. Hell, I cant even tell youNSGDSNONELXGD@CGNVL@MXLDLADQRNENTQNVMRS@@QDNKHUHMF@KHEDNEHMCDMSTQDCRDQUHSTCDSNSGDHQSDLON-rary bosses.
RENQLDSGHRHRSGDQRSSHLDHMLXBNKKDFDB@QDDQVGDMI have not undertaken a summer internship. I have, instead,
opted for a summer of gallivanting and seeing bands likeSmash Mouth, Gin Blossoms, Everclear, Marcy Playground,+HS@MC2TF@Q1@XVGHKD(FDS@ARNKTSDKXAKHSYDCNM6GHSDRussians.
/DQRNM@KKX ( EDDK SG@S SGDVGNKD HMSDQMRGHO BNMBDOSQ the unpaid type especially is particularly fucked, butyoull read more about that further into the issue in a love-ly, thoughtful piece on pages eight and nine.
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tainer of liquid nitrogen, learning once and for all that mostSGHMFRVNMSQD@KKXRG@SSDQKHJDSGDGNBJDXIDQRDXHMD3: TheMighty Ducks, but its still damn cool.
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company purchase of stolen property. Every day had mHMUNKUDCVHSG@BNLO@MXHMSGDLHCRS@/1MHFGSL@QDTM(DUDMST@KKXKDESADENQDHSV@RNUDQV@RGHMFLXG@MCRthe situation.
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Theyre a necessary evil, really. Can I guarantee th
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INTERNS AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
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Vol. XXXIII, Issue 15
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She added that funds can be used for dining on cam-OTRHMKNB@SHNMRRTBG@R)@RLHMDHMSGD6@MF"DMSDQ(SB@Malso still be used in vending machines.
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GETTIN HIGGSY WIT ITby Nick Batson and Tom Johnson
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As the death of Rodney King looms closely above our
heads, his role as the unintentional symbol for troubledrace relations continues to stand strong.
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RACISM ANDRODNEY KINGby Bushra Mollick
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Vol. XXXIII, Issue 15
Apple products such as iPads and MacBooks haveGDKODCBQD@SDSDMRNESGNTR@MCRNEINAR@SOK@BDRKHJD!DRS!TX@MC5DQHYNM6HQDKDRR@MCG@UDQDRTKSDCHMAHKKHNMRNEdollars for the American economy. Last year, Apple storesVNQKCVHCDSNNJHMLNQDLNMDXODQRPT@QDENNSSG@M@MX
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Some employees, including Marcianio, say Apple prod-ucts sell themselves. Consumers line up around the cornerNTSRHCDNERSNQDRVGDM@MDVOQNCTBSHRQDKD@RDC3GDBNL -pany brings in billions of dollars each year, and some em-OKNXDDRCDA@SDSG@SSGDBNLO@MXVNTKCMNSADVGDQDHSHRSNC@XVHSGNTSSGDRDR@KDRLDM
If Apple divided its revenue totally by the numberof employees from last year, each employee brought inOOKDCNDRFHUDOQDSSXFNNCADMDSRSNHSRDL -ployees, but does not give commission. The employees@QDRDKKHMF@ANTSLHKKHNMVNQSGNEOQNCTBSRATS@QDNMKXD@QMHMF@XD@Q
These products do generate huge appeal and attention,L@JHMFHSD@RXENQ@ATXDQSNV@KJHMSNOOKD@MCATX@M
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PROFITS OVER EMPLOYEESby Siobhan Cassidy
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The school requires all students, Blum said, to com-OKDSDENTQGNTQDKCODQHNCRNUDQSGDHQENTQXD@QR@S
SGDHMRSHSTSHNM@RVDKK@RNMDGNTQDKCODQHNCCTQHMFthe semester prior to graduation.
6G@S*DTJ@"NKKDFDB@KKRDKCODQHNCRNSGDQRB@KKHM -ternships. The three internships that Blum has completed
have been unpaid.I dont think Ive ever heard of someone getting a paid
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ing for transportation. The Stony Brook School of Jour-nalism Alumni Association recently set up a need-basedOQNFQ@LSG@SNDQRRSTCDMSRFQ@MSRSNBNUDQSQ@MR-portation costs.
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As reported by The New York TimesMedia DecoDQAKNFHM%DAQT@QX6@MFHMSDQMDCENQE@RGHNL@F@YHMDHarpers Bazaar@MCKDC@K@VRTHSHM%DQT@QX@F@HMRSSGD'D@QRS"NQONQ@SHNMSGDL@F@YHMDO@QDMSBNLO@MX6@MF@BBTRDCSGDL@F@YHMDNES@HMF@CU@MS@FDNEGDQODQLHSSHMFGDQSNVNQJETKKSHLfor no pay.
According to the Timespiece, some companies usHMSDQMRSNCNSGDINARNEQDFTK@QO@HCVNQJDQRQ@SGDSG@ML@JHMF@MDNQSSNSQTKXDCTB@SDSGDRSTCDMSBut most students, the article states, are too afraid report such incidents.
6GDMXNTQD@S@MHMSDQMRGHOyoure making all these con-MDBSHNMRVHSGODNOKDXNTFDSyour name out there, and youreKD@QMHMFGNVSNCNSGDHQINASGDQHFGSV@X
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Beaches
Looking for a place other than the Staller Steps to get@S@M3@JD@RGNQSAHJDQHCDSN6DRS,D@CNV!D@BG$@RS2DS@TJDS3GHRAD@BGRHSRNM2LHSGSNVM!@X@MC@CLHRRHNMand parking are free for you local Stony Brook students ifXNTUDOTQBG@RDC @ !QNNJG@UDM QDRHCDMSODQLHS ENQVGHBGHRU@KHCENQSVNXD@QR6DRS,D@CNVHR@RL@KKAD@BGVHSGQNBJR@MCBKHRATSSGDQD@QDKHEDFT@QCRNMCTSXEQNLC@VM TMSHK CTRJ CTQHMF SGD RTLLDQ RD@RNM 'D@C GDQDENQSGDRTMRDSNQRTMQHRDHEXNT@QDVHQDCEQNLSGDMHFGSbefore, and get in free of charge.
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(EXNTCNMSJMNVGNVSNRTQENQKDESXNTQAN@QCA@Bat out-of-state, there are plenty of businesses in MontauSG@SSD@BGRDKK@MCQDMS@KKRTQMFOQNCTBSR"GDBJNTS@MC 2ODDCNM,NMS@TJ'HFGV@X ENQ KDRRNMR @MC @KK RTOQNCTBSRSNATXNQQDMS3GHRATRHMDRR@KRNNDQR0THJRHKUDsurf camps during the summer.
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R @ 2SNMX !QNNJ RSTCDMS HSR @KV@XR HLONQS@MS SNRS@XVDKKHMENQLDC@ANTSSGD4MHUDQRHSXRONKHBHDR3NSQXSN RSTCXGDQDVHSGNTS TMCDQRS@MCHMFGNVL@INQ HMRSHST-SHNMRETMBSHNMVNTKCADKHJDCQHESHMF@SRD@VHSGNTS@L@O/DQRNM@KKX (UD@KV@XRSQHDCSNJDDOSGHMFRRGHORG@ODAXKD@QMHMF@RLTBG@R(BNTKCRNVGDM@L@SDHMENQLDCLDSG@S@MDVVDARHSDG@CADDMKHMJDC@RSGD1DRHCDMSH@K2@ED -SX/QNFQ@LRO@FDNM2SNMX!QNNJRNBH@K"@LOTR1DRH-CDMBDRVDARHSD(G@CSNRBNODHSNTSENQLXRDKE
4MKHJDSGDNKC12/VDARHSDSGHRNMDV@RNMSGDBTSSHMFedge of technology. Rather than deliver a message throughANQHMF NKC VNQCR@MC HL@FDR 12/ MNV BNMUDXR HSR LHR-RHNMRS@SDLDMS@MCQTKDRSGQNTFG@VGHLRHB@K%K@RGUHCDN,NQDNUDQVHSGNTS@MXNSGDQHMENQL@SHNMR@UDSGHR@MHL@S-DCDWOK@M@SHNMHSV@RNAUHNTRSG@S@KKNE12/RRDBQDSRVDQDATQHDCHMRHCDSGDRDEDVRGNQSRDBNMCRNE@TCHN@MCUHRT@KR
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DWOK@HMSGDBNTQRDNEDUDMSR%HQRS@KNTC@MCFQ@UDKKXUNHBDDWOK@HMRSG@SUHDVDQRRGNTKCCNVG@SSGDXV@MSADB@TRD@OHQ@SDHREQDD3GDMVHSG@KNTCBQXNE8@QQG@QQ@MC%HCCKDCDDCDDSGDROD@JDQOQNBDDCRSNQDOD@SGHLRDKEon loop, as a band of pirates dance along and blinking let-SDQRDWOK@HM+.++(,$6(1$3GDQDRMNSGHMFDKRD@BBDR-RHAKD(SR@ANKCLNUDENQ12/@MNQF@MHY@SHNMJMNVM@BQNRRB@LOTRENQENKKNVHMFQTKDR@MCFDMDQ@KKX@UNHCHMF@BSRNElarceny on the high seas. In fact, no other safety program
at any university in America has policies of free piracy oVDARHSDRSG@SDWOQDRR SGDLRDKUDRRNKDKXSGQNTFGSGDLdium of Macromedia Flash, placing Stony Brook again the technological pinnacle of all colleges in America. Piratsafety programs have been in place in several universitieHMSGD!@KJ@MRGNVDUDQRNVDRSHKKG@UDRNLDB@SBGHMFTto do there.
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Tim Curry almost causes the death of several classic chdrens television characters. Plus, the command of pirateleads Johnny Depp to keep making movies, something th@KRNRDDLRSNAD@C@MFDQNTR@MCRKHOODQXRKNOD'NVDUD(RTRODBS12/JMNVRVG@SSGDXQDCNHMF@KHSSKDLNQDSG@3HL"TQQXESDQ@KK12/JMNVR@FQD@SCD@K@ANTSDUDQXSGHMF(G@CGNMDRSKXMDUDQQD@KHYDC(V@R@OHQ@SDATSHSgood to be enlightened. Fiddle-dee-dee, indeed. Im readSNCNVG@S(V@MS12/8NTQLDRR@FDG@RADDMQDBDHUDC
RSP: RESIDENTIAL SAFETY PIRATESby Evan Goldaper
(G@CGNMDRSKXMDUDQQD@KHYD(V@R@OHQ@SDATSHSRFNNCto be enlightened.
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISESby Tom Johnson
THE DARK KNIGHT RISESby Tom Johnson
Its been four years since Christopher Nolans The DarkKnighthit the screens at your local cinema and changed theV@X SG@S SGD FDMDQ@K MNMBNLHBANNJKNUHMFONOTK@SHNMKNNJDC@SKLRA@RDCNMBNRSTLDCUHFHK@MSDR
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These days, Gotham is in peace, a rare thing for the city.!TS@KKNESGHRBG@MFDRVGDMSGDMDVKD@CDQNESGD+D@FTDNE2G@CNVR!@MD3NL'@QCX@QQHUDRVHSGOK@MRNESGQNVHMFSGD BHSX HMSN BG@NR ITRS @R 1@R @K >K CHC ADENQD GHL3GHRB@TRDR6@XMDSNFNSNLD@RTQDRMDUDQADENQDRDDMHMBKTCHMFSD@LHMFTOVHSGHME@LNTRB@SATQFK@Q2DKHM@*XKDMMD'@SG@V@X
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relish in the idea.Bane manages to both physically and emotional
break the Batman, again and again. Leaving him, the ciand the people of Gotham in increasingly dire straits.
.MDNESGDEDVSGHMFRSG@S(B@MKDUX@BNLOK@HMS@F@HMV@RSGDK@BJNEHMUNKUDLDMSNE2DKHM@*XKD@J@"@SVNL@MGiven all of the hype around the character in the promotionATHKCTOSNSGDKLHSHR@RG@LDBNMRHCDQHMF'@SG@V@gave a pretty good performance once she stopped beinMMD'@SG@V@X@MCRS@QSDCOK@XHMF2DKHM@*XKD
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No God, No MasterSDKKRSGDRSNQXNEFDMS6HKKH@L%KXMM#@UHC2SQ@SG@HQM%!(ANLADWODQS@MC@KK@QNTMCFNNCFTXVGNHRRDMSSNBNMCTBS@MHMUDRSHF@SHNM@ESDQ@RDQHDRNEANLAR@QDL@HKDCSNMTLDQNTR42NBH@KR@MCATRH -MDRRLDMHM-DV8NQJRGHRHMUDRSHF@SHNMOQNFQDRRDR%KXMM HR SGQNVMHMSN@ VNQKCNEFNUDQMLDMSBNMROHQ@BHDRand an anarchist plot to destroy democracy. He must de-SDQLHMDGNVSNOQNBDDCVHSGGHRHMUDRSHF@SHNMVGDME@BDCVHSGBNQQTOSHNM@MCLNQ@KCHKDLL@R
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CDMSKLRSGDRDC@XRRGNSMDUDQKHMFDQRSNNKNMFNQSNRGNQS@MCDUDQXSGHMFNVRDWSQDLDKXVDKKSNENQL@AD@tiful, cohesive package.
3GD@SSDMSHNMSNCDS@HKRGNVMHMSGDL@JHMFNESGHRKis also top notch. As a period piece, the production needeSNDLOKNXSGDTRDNENUDQODQHNC@OOQNOQH@SDBNRSTLD@KKNEVGHBGSODQEDBSKXHMSNSGDVNQKCSG@SSGDKLL@ers have crafted. They used period-appropriate vernacul@MCRK@MF@RVDKK@RG@UHMFHLLHFQ@MSRMNSROD@J@VKD$MFKHRG@RDSGMHBENKJSDMCSNCNHMKLRMNV@C@XR3GDQHR@KRN@E@HQAHSNECH@KNFTDSG@SS@JDROK@BDADSVDDMHLLFQ@MSRSG@SHRDMSHQDKXHM(S@KH@MVHSGRTASHSKDRQD@KKX@CCHMSNSGDSQTDSNKHED@SLNROGDQDNESGDKL
The realistic feel and tone is carried throughout thKLHMBKTCHMFSGDEDVRBDMDRNE@BSHNMOQDRDMS&TMFG@QDMSKNMFNQCQ@VMNTSVHSGSGNRDHMUNKUDCMNSG@UHMFHMMHSDRTOOKXNE@LLTMHSHNMRRTBGSGDRD@KSDQB@SHNMG@UD@SDMCDMBXSNDMCHM@AQTS@KA@QDJMTBJKDAQ@VK@ESDeveryones ammunition has been spent, and can be prettUHNKDMS@SSHLDR3G@SAQTS@KHSXB@MADRDDMDKRDVGDQDRTB@R@MHMSDQQNF@SHNMRBDMDK@SDQHMSGDKLSG@S@BST@KKXG@several audience members around me visibly disturbed.
$UDM%KXMMRQDK@SHNMRGHOVHSGGHRHLLHFQ@MSMDHFGAN"NMBDSS@MCQD@&Q@MN@MCGDQSDDM@FDRNM3NMXHRUDQD@KHRSHB@MCADKHDU@AKDVHSGSGDK@SSDQENRSDQHMF@UDQXQD@resentment for the man sitting at the head of the table,RONSNMBDQDRDQUDCENQSGDANXRMNVCDBD@RDCE@SGDQ
Its easy to see that some people may be rubbed thVQNMFV@XAXSGDLDRR@FDSGDKLHRSQXHMFSNRDMCNQASTQMDCNAXHSRCNTQSNMDNQLD@RTQDCO@BD@RNOONRDCSSGDLNQDEQ@MSHB@KKXO@BDCAKNBJATRSDQRNESNC@X'NVDUDthe fact remains that No God, No MasterHR@VNMCDQETKV@SBG@AKDKL,XNMKXGNODHRSG@SHSFDSROHBJDCTOAXFNNCCHRSQHATSNQHMSGDMD@QETSTQDRNHSB@MFDSSGDVHCROQD@C@SSDMSHNMSG@S@KLNESGHRB@KHADQCDRDQUDR
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Tyler Perry has changed things up a bit. And Im notS@KJHMF @ANTS GHR TRT@K FDMCDQ RVHSBGTOR 'HR K@SDRScomedy Madeas Witness Protection HR CHQDBSDC SNV@QCRmore of a Caucasian audience. And the results are not tooshabby.
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Madeas Witness Protection,HR SGDLNRS RSQ@HFGSENQV@QC
comedy feature [Perry] hasproduced to date.
MADEAS WITNESS PROTECTIONby Nicole Kohn
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3GDXD@QRDDLRSNADSGDXD@QENQSGDE@LNTR&QHLL E@HQX S@KD GDQNHMD 2MNV6GHSD -NS NMKX HR RGDa main character in ABCs Once Upon A Time &HMMHEDQ&NNCVHM @ E@MS@RXBNLDCX CHQDBSDC AX 3@QRDM 2HMFGMirror, Mirror V@R QDKD@RDC NMKX @ EDV LNMSGR @FNDirector Rupert Sanders has hopped aboard the boat in
GNMNQHMFSGDE@HQXS@KDBG@Q@BSDQVHSGSnow White and theHuntsman, released last June.
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THE DICTATORby Nicole Kohn
!XMNV2@BG@!@QNM"NGDMRQNKD@R@ETMMXENQDHFMDQshould come as no surprise.
6HSG GHR LDQBHKDRR B@QHB@STQD NE @M Q@A SXQ@MSCohen stars as Admiral General Aladeen, the not-so-compassionate dictator of the north African nation of
6@CHX@3G@MJRDMSHQDKXSNGHRM@SHNMRNHKQHBGDRK@CDDMlives in a pimped- out mansion, drives a convoy of gold-OK@SDC'TLUDDR@MCVHSG@LNSHNMNEGHRG@MCFDSRSNRDMC@MXNMDGDCDRHQDRNENQDWDBTSHNM'DHRMSSGDRG@QODRSSNNKHMSGDRGDCDHSGDQ@RRGNVMVGDMGD@QFTDRVHSGGHRBNTMSQXRSNOMTBKD@QRBHDMSHRS-@S@K)@RNM,@MSYNTJ@Rbecause he believes the top of his nations missile shouldbe pointy, not round.
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only deliver so much, and itlooks like he ran out of humor.
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PEOPLE LIKE USby Arielle DollingerMost people my age probably spent Fourth of July
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As it turns out, People Like UsCHQDBSDCAXKDW*TQSYL@MHRSGDEDDKFNNCLNUHDSNDMINXVHSGKNUDCNMDR
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that his father has died. But Sam doesnt seem to care.6GDM2@LLDDSRVHSG@ K@VXDQ SNRDSSKDGHR E@SGDQR
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After his fathers death, Sam discovers that he is not anNMKXBGHKCATSG@R@RHRSDQ%Q@MJHD$KHY@ADSG!@MJR3GDKLHR FDMDQ@KKXGD@QSV@QLHMF@AQNSGDQ@MC RHRSDQVGNMDUDQ JMDV SGD NSGDQDWHRSDCLDDS@MCFQNVBKNRDQ @MCrethink the purpose of family.
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But those are not the parts that struck me. The aspectNE SGD KL SG@S RSQTBJ LD V@R HSR LNRS RHLOKD HMM@SDBG@Q@BSDQHRSHBHSHRMNS@SXOHB@KKNUDRSNQX
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Even though her son Josh misbehaves in school, hits a
JHCHMSGDGD@CVHSG@SDWSANNJ@MCFDSRDWODKKDC%Q@MJHforgives him almost immediately, because she loves him.
Sam loves Josh because he is family, and loves FrankENQSGDR@LDQD@RNM+DSLDADXNTQAQNSGDQGDSDKKRGDV@MSHMFGDQSN@BBDOSSGHRMDVENTMCE@LHKXSHD
Hannah, Sams girlfriend, loves Sam. The couple doeFGS@MC'@MM@GKD@UDRATSSGDHQQDK@SHNMRGHOHRMNSNUD2@LB@KKRGDQVGDMGDMDDCRGDQ@MC'@MM@GRGNVRTbecause of their love for each other.
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People Like Us DWOKNQDR @ RNQS NE KNUD SG@S ODNOdont usually talk about familial love. The bond thaDWHRSRADSVDDMO@QDMSR@MCRHAKHMFR@TMSR@MCTMBKDR3GANMCADSVDDMSGDODNOKDSNVGNLVD@QDSHDCEQNLAHQSVGDSGDQVDKHJDHSNQMNS
And for that, I think People Like Usis brilliant.
Its most simple, innate
BG@Q@BSDQHRSHBHSHRMNS@typical love story.
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BRAVEby Liz Kaemp
&TMR@MCRVNQCR@QD@SGHMFNESGDO@RS6DKK@KLNRSas this summers movies seem to have become the stagesSNRGNVNSGDKDRRDQDLOKNXDCRONQSNE@QBGDQX'@VJDXDofMarvels The Avengers, Katniss Everdeen of The HungerGames @MC ,DQHC@ SGD @MHL@SDC RS@Q NE #HRMDX/HW@QRBrave@HLSNFHUDSGDNKCANV@MC@QQNVPTHSDSGDRONSKHFGSthis season.
In the fresh change of pace of Scottish accents, Bravedepicts to story of an untamed young princess being
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Thinking herself too young to marry, Merida challenges
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Ive heard Hip-Hop is dead. The claim has beenRODVDCKHADQ@KKXAXAHSSDQF@MFRSDQQ@OETMC@LDMS@KHRSR@RD@QKX@R!HFFHDRCD@SG@MCLNRSRS@QJKXVGDM*@MXD6DRSL@CDHS@BBDOS@AKDENQ,"RSNCNMRVD@SDQUDRSRMD@QKX@CDB@CD@FN-NVSG@S1HBJ1NRRRB@QDDQG@RNMKXskyrocketed after being ousted as a phony, it may have
CHDCENQ@BDQS@HMBQNVCFor a tragic moment, it seemed like Long Island-
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Unlike his past releases, Skelethon holds back onMNSGHMFDWBDOSENQBNMSQHATSHNMR'DRL@CDGHRV@XSN@MDVK@ADKOQNCTBDC@KKGHRNVMAD@SRENQSGDQRSSHLD
@MCNSGDQSG@M@MDFKHFHAKDKDESDKCFTDRSRONSAXDW,NKCX/D@BGDRVDHQCN*HLX@#@VRNMDRNOHRSGDRNKDUNHBDNMSGDSQ@BJ@KATL3GNTFGGHROQNCTBSHNMG@Rbeen modestly blossoming over the years, SkelethonMCR GHR ONTMCHMF HMRSQTLDMS@K @MC R@LOKDK@BJHMFAD@SR EQNMS @MC BDMSDQ BD NMBD R@HC HM @M HMSDQUHDVSG@SGHRCQD@LBNKK@ANQ@SHNMVNTKCAD3NL6@HSR@MCyou can certainly hear his inspiration in the production.3GD*HLX@#@VRNM@RRHRSDCSQ@BJ"QNVRRNTMCRKHJDVG@S,Q6@HSRVNTKCG@UDBNLDTOVHSGHEGDG@CFQNVMTOKHRSDMHMFSN3QHAD"@KKDC0TDRS
!TSVGHKDGHRVGHLRHB@KKXQHBRCNS@JD@RKHFGSRSDOA@BJ NM SGHR QDKD@RD SGDQDRMN RGNQS@FDNE SGD VHSSXOTMBGDR GHR E@MR G@UD FQNVM SN KNUD ( VHRG HS V@RRNLDSGHMF(BNTKCCH@FQ@LNM@M@OJHMRNXNTVNMSEDDKRNCDS@BGDCHEHSRGNTKCG@OODM3GNTFGDRNO1NBJHRBDQS@HMKXRSHKK@Q@OODQKHJDMNNSGDQHSRHMSDQDRSHMFGNV@BBDRRHAKDGDMNV RDDLR (SL@X ADGHR MDVL@WHL@Kproduction ethos, but its probably more due to the factSG@SSGDQDRSNE'HO'NOG@RM@KKXB@TFGSTOVHSGGHL
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$@QKHDQSGHRLNMSG%[email protected]@MVQNSD@MNODMKDSSDQto his fans through his Tumblr page. It recounted the taleNE.BD@MRQRSKNUDNMDSG@SBG@MFDCGDV@XGDKNNJDCat himself.
.BD@MG@C RNOQNENTMCKX KNUDC @L@M VGN CHCMSKNUDGHLA@BJ'D Q@M@[email protected]
leans after Hurricane Katrina hit. Its safe to say that%[email protected]@MHRMNRSQ@MFDQSNO@HMMCSG@SDLNSHNMHRBKD@QHMDUDQXRNMFNMGHRMDV@KATL Channel Orange.(SRQDEQDRGHMFSG@SHM@SHLDVGDMLDMHM1!@QDRNapt on appearing rugged and manly, that one can so ac-BTQ@SDKXDWOQDRRGHLRDKE
3GHMJHM!NTS8NTSGDCDATSRNMFAD@QR@[email protected]@MVQNSDGHRE@MR!NSG@QD@ANTShaunting, unrequited love. The chorus is catchy enough,but the lyrics really make this song one of his more mem-orable ones.
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ality, and the opposition he faces because of it. I canMDUDQL@JDSGDLKNUDLDGDRHMFR@RGDDWOK@HMRSG@Speople cursed him for being himself.
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The Gaslight Anthem - Handwritten2OQHMFRSDDME@M@SHBRSTQMDCOTMJR3GD&@RKHFGSMSGDL@QDA@BJVHSGSGDHQ
fourth LP, Handwritten%@MRNESGDA@MCVHKKQDBNFMHYDSGDHQRHFM@STQDAKTDRXNUDQSNMDRATSSGDQ@VDCFDSG@SB@LDVHSGRSHBJHMFSNRL@KKDQK@ADKRHRFNMD-NVRGDCCHMFSGDONVDQBGNQCR@MCCNTAKDSHLDSG@SKDMSSGDLSGDHQNKCDCFDSGDXQD@CNOSHMF@AHFFDQRKNVDQRNTMC$BGNDRNE!NM)NUHONOTOGDQD@MCSGDQDHM@MSGDLHB@QDM@QNBJDQRVGHKD5@M,NQQHRNMQD@QRGHRGD@CHM@RG@K@BGNQTRNM'DQD"NLDR,X,@M2TQOQHRHMFKXHandwrittenQD@BGDRHSR@ODWVHSGSGD@BNTRSHBBKNRDQ-@SHNM@KMSGDL@KNMDRNLD3NL/DSSXDRPTDBQNNM -er about saying goodbye to the person you love. Unfortunately, the recordingRSXKDHRNBB@RHNM@KKX@KHSSKDNUDQSGDSNO(RHSNUDQOQNCTBDC8DR#NVDETBJHMFlove it? You bet.
CONTRIBUTORS:
SAMUEL LIEBRAND
ANDY POLHAMUS
REBECCA TAPIO
The Dirty Projectors - Swing Lo Magellin3GD#HQSX/QNIDBSNQRRDUDMSGRSTCHN@KATLSDDSDQRNMSGDDCFDNEA@K@MBD
JDDOHMFSGDKHRSDMDQITRSNTSNESGDHQBNLENQSYNMDVHSGCHRBNQC@MSRNTMCRSG@SSGDXB@MMNSOK@BDNMDADHMF@BNMSHMTNTRKNNONEMFDQRS@OOHMFNM@FTHS@QVGHKDSGDQHRD@MCE@KKNE#@UD+NMFRSQDSGLADQ"NL@M@MC'@KDX#DJKDRUNHBDRGNKCSGDHQ@SSDMSHNMHM@UHBD!TSSGDNUDQVGDKLHMFNVOQDRDMSHMD@BG@MCDUDQXRNMF@MCSGQNTFGNTSSGDDMSHQD@KATLHSRDKES@JDRSGD/QNIDBSNQRRNTMCSN@MDVKDUDK(SB@MMNSADD@RHKXADLHRS@JDMENQITRS@MNSGDQVDHQCOQNFQNBJDWODQHLDMSTMKHJDSGDHQOQDUHNTR@KATLMount Wittenberg Orca, a collabo-Q@SHNMVHSG!INQJA@RDCNMRBitte Orca. It is the perfect solution to thisRTLLDQRGD@S@RD@BGRNMFXNTKHRSDMSNQ@HRDRXNTQBNNKE@BSNQAXSVNCDFQDDR
Purity Ring - Shrines/TQHSX1HMFXDS@MNSGDQANXFHQKDKDBSQNMHB@CTNSNDLDQFDHMQDBDMSLDLN-
QXM@KKXBNLDRNTSVHSG@ETKKKDMFSGCDATS@ESDQLNQDSG@M@XD@QNEKHADQ@KKXdistributing MP3s across the Internet. The Canadian pair lifts the best aspectsof their contemporaries Crystal Castles raucous synths, Sleigh Bells tunefulmelodies, and the Knifes dark and poppy drum patterns to form a simultane-ously retro and futuristic sound on one of the most addicting releases so far thisyear.
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OPINION August 9, 2012
!QHFGSDXDC@MCOTYYKDC@MHL@FDNE+DMMNWSGD!DK -E@RSCNFVGNRDKDF@KA@SSKDSNRS@X@KHUDQDBDHUDCHMSDQM@-SHNM@KBNUDQ@FDOK@RSDQDCSDKDUHRHNMAQN@CB@RSR@MCMDVR-O@ODQR@RGDV@ROTSSNRKDDOK@RS6DCMDRC@X)TKX for@KKDFDCKX E@KKHMF TMCDQ SGD /HSATKK 3DQQHDQ SXOD TMCDQ4*R#@MFDQNTR#NFRBSNE
+DMMNW V@R RDHYDC AX !DKE@RS CNF V@QCDMR HM OQHK@MCJDOSHM@CNFJDMMDKENQ@ANTSSVNXD@QRCTQHMFVGHBGSHLD GHRNVMDQ "@QNKHMD !@QMDR EQDPTDMSDC BNTQS-QNNLR HM @MDNQS SN QDF@HM BTRSNCX NEGDQ CNF !@QMDRBK@HLDC SG@S +DMMNWV@R MNS @ /HSATKK 3DQQHDQLHW ATS @!TKKCNFLHWVGHBGHRODQLHSSDCTMCDQ-NQSGDQM(QDK@MCIT-
risdiction.3GD@BSV@RQRSHMSQNCTBDCHM@LHC@RTQFDNECNF@SS@BJRSNQHDRHMSGDMDVR(MXD@QNKC*DKKX+XMBGNE2BNSK@MCG@CADDML@TKDC@MCJHKKDCAXSVN1NSSVDHKDQRVGDMRGD@MC@EQHDMCG@CKNRSBNMSQNKNESGDLCTQHMFSGDHQV@KJ3VNXD@QRK@SDQRHWXD@QNKC1TJGR@M@*G@MRTDQDCBQHSHB@KHMITQHDR@ESDQADHMF@SS@BJDCAX@/HSATKKSDQQHDQ2GDsurvived the attack. After these, and other noted assaults,the Parliament of the UK passed a necessary legislation tohelp combat future confrontations.
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in the United States involve a Pitbull type. The NationalHealth Service of the UK reports that dog attack causalitiesG@UDFNMDTOODQBDMSHMSGDO@RSXD@QR
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by Bushra Mollick
Sometimes DogsBite People
.MBD@F@HMSGDQDG@RADDMLNQDPT@QQDKHMFADSVDDQDKHFHNTR @KH@SHNMR BNMRDQU@SHUD ONKHSHBH@MR @MQDRODBSDCLDCHB@K@TSGNQHSHDRNUDQAHQSGBNMSQNK'NVDUDSGHRSHLDSGDFGSHRNUDQSGDQ@SGDQSGDSHMXONHMSENMthat is typed on the instructions for various birth contrmedications.
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6G@SHRLHMCANFFKHMFHRSGDE@BSSG@SSGDRDOHKKRCMNSOQDUDMSEDQSHKHYDCDFFREQNL@SS@BGHMFATSAKNBJSGDHcreation completely. The reason that conservatives aBQXHMFLTQCDQHMQDF@QCRSNSGDOHKKBNTKCRSDLEQNLSGFDAs decision regarding the package inserts mentioninoutdated information that the FDA had during the druapproval process regarding the idea that the medicatioOQDUDMSRDFFREQNLHLOK@MSHMF2BHDMSHRSRR@XSGDOHKKRVNQTOSNUDC@XR@ESDQRDWOQHL@QHKXRS@KKHMF@MDFFRQDKD@
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!HQSGBNMSQNKHRRHLOKX@LD@MRSNOQDUDMSOQDFM@MBXVGHBHMSTQMBNTKCOQDUDMSSGD@ANQSHNMRSG@SVNTKCKHJDKXNBBdue to accidental pregnancy.
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Abortion is not a result of taking contraceptives, anything contraceptives are a preventative.
Rewriting the TinyFont on Birth Controby Brianna Peterson
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Stony Brook Athletics has seen some impressive sport-HMF @BBNLOKHRGLDMSR HM SGD O@RS EDV LNMSGR ATS MNMDBNLDBKNRDSN+TBX5@M#@KDMRNKXLOHBPT@KHB@SHNM
The Stony Brook alumnus graduated in May, alongsideGDQSVHMRHRSDQ@MCEDKKNV@SGKDSD'NKKX@MCG@RRHMBDADDMtravelling around the United States to race. From the re-FHNM@KPT@KHDQRHM)@BJRNMUHKKD%KNQHC@SNSGD-""G@L-OHNMRGHOR HM #DR ,NHMDR (NV@ 5@M #@KDM V@R OQNUHMFRSQDMFSGHMDUDQXQ@BD(SV@RMSTMSHK@SQ@BJLDDSHM-DV)DQRDXSG@SRGDRS@QSDCRG@UHMFRDBNMCRNGDQLD-
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6GDM@RJDC@ANTSGDQQD@BSHNMSNF@HMHMF@RONSNMSGD-DV9D@K@MCNKXLOHBSD@L5@M#@KDMR@HCSG@SRGDV@Rabsolutely elated after running the olympic qualifyingSHLD
MCGNVBNTKCRGDMNSAD5@M#@KDMHRMNVINHMHMF@KNMF@MCOQNTCSQ@CHSHNMNE*HVHNKXLOHBLHCCKDCHRS@MBDQTMMDQR%QNLSGDONVDQ@MCRSQDMFSGNE/DSDQ2MDKKFNKCHM SGD L @MC L @S SGD .KXLOHBR SN SGD
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So many things must come together at the right timeENQ @ Q@BD SNFNODQEDBSKX @MC SG@S MHFGS SGDX CHC 5@MDalen said through an email.
R@M@KTLMTR5@M#@KDMVHKKMNKNMFDQADQDOQDRDMing Stony Brook in her running, a transition that is greeteVHSGR@CMDRR@BBNQCHMFSN5@M#@KDM
Finishing up at Stony Brook and completing my NCAB@QDDQV@R@R@CLNLDMSENQLD@R(G@UDDMINXDCLXUXD@QRHLLDMRDKX5@M#@KDMR@HC,XSHLD@S2SNMX!QNNG@ROQDO@QDCLDENQSGHRRD@RNMHMLXKHEDRN(VHKK@KV@XADSG@MJETKENQSG@S
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2SNMX!QNNJSGKDSHBRQDBNFMHYDC5@M#@KDMRBNMSQHATtion to the universitys sporting name at the end of ye@SGKDSHBRA@MPTDSQDBDMSKXSHSKDC3GD6NKDR)HL%HNre, Stony Brooks athletics director, alongside Andy Rona
SGDSQ@BJ@MCDKCBN@BG@BJMNVKDCFDC5@M#@KDMRNTstanding performance at the NCAA Indoor ChampionshipVGDQDRGDVNMSGDLHKD3GHRV@R2SNMX!QNNJRQRSM@tional champion.
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RUN, LUCY, RUN!by Olivia Burne
My time at Stony Brook hasprepared me for this season in myKHEDRN(VHKK@KV@XRADSG@MJETKENQSG@S
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