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January 20, 2016 Volume 10, Issue 9
Jay Feather SLX
If you are age 7 - 107. . . Enjoy Your FREE Copy Of The Orange Peel Gazette
KKANEANE CCOUNTYOUNTY EEDITIONDITION
Download your FREE copy today at: www.OrangePeelGazetteKaneCo.com
Distribution on the 1st & 3rd Wednesday of each month
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"Mom," I said. "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazywith water pistols?"
My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
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ATTENTION: Kane County Homeowners:We are doing it again this year! Great opportunity with only 22 units available in 2016Contractor Committed To Providing Quality, American Made HVAC Systems:
One Hour Heating Helping 22 Homeowners By “Giving Away” Furnaces for $941 with Off-Season Air ConditioningIf you qualify, local utilities may offer up to $550 in rebates towards your new system.
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Dear Neighbor:I have great news for your wallet if your furnace is over 12years old. Allow me to explain...Every year, the months ofJanuary, February, & March can be slow for my business. Iemploy great people and want to keep them working duringthese long, slow months. This is why I’ve come up with aWin Win Situation for both of us.
Every year, the big manufacturers of furnaces & air conditioners guess how many to build to meet the demand.Of course, they’re never exactly right. So, they always havesome inventory that they must hold over until the next summer season. I went to one of these companies andcontracted for the purchase of twenty-two Deluxe furnacesand air conditioners in the four most popular sizes used inKane County. And, because of the quantity and time ofyear, I was able to buy them at drastically reduced prices.
They are brand-new Deluxe Models. They are NOT seconds or “blems” or standard “builder”models. They are factory-fresh furnaces and air conditioners and have a full 10-year factory warranty.
How To Get A Furnace For PeanutsIf you are interested in a new heating/cooling system (butonly if one of the four sizes I have will fit your house, ofcourse), I am “giving” you the furnace and all I ask for is the $941 in labor & material costs for installion.
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Why This Offer Can’t LastI only have a few of each of the four sizes. When all of theair conditioners are sold and all the furnaces are “given”away, that’s it. There are not more at this price. Call now at (630)262-8484 to set up an appointment for your no-obligation survey.
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I quickly assured the customer that we would havea shipment in next week After she left, I read thecashier the riot act. "never tell a customer that we'reout of anything. tell them we'll have it next week.now, was she looking for a Furby?"
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Weight Watching Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady
was discarding things from her wardrobe that nolonger fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she heldup a huge pair of slacks.
"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn thesewhen I was 183."
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How oldare you now?"
Why I Don't Play Golf A golfer is playing a round of golf with his
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then all of a sudden he turns around and jumpsback in the lake, his buddies apparently thinking he isgoing to retrieve his clubs.
When he comes out of the water he doesn't havehis clubs and begins to walk off the course.
then one of his buddies asks, "Why did you jumpinto the lake?"
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Uncomfortable During a test I was administering, I noticed that
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4. the average parent can produce from their pocket/purse at least 12 legos, 3 hot wheels cars, and a Barbie shoe at any given time.
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2. the average parent secretly hopes that whoever thought up 3 months for summer vacation gets attacked by a pack of marauding wolverines.
1. the average parent knows that a suspiciously sweet, "Mommy, I love you" means," I have just decorated your new headboard/carpet/dress/suit with all your makeup."
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"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" askedthe man.
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friend. everything was too expensive, except for abroken glass vase which he could purchase for almostnothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping hisfriend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time, the man received an acknowledgementfrom his friend. "thanks for the vase," it read. "It wasso thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."
Tour of London A texan was taking a taxi tour of london and was
in a hurry. As they went by the tower of london thecabby explained what it was and that constructionstarted in 1346 and it was completed in 1412.
the texan replied, "shoot, a little ol' tower likethat? In Houston we'd have that thing up in twoweeks!"
the cab passed the House of parliament next, thecabby stating that it started construction in 1544 andwas completed 1618.
"Boy, we put up a bigger one than that in Dallas andit only took a year!"
As they passed Westminster Abbey the cabby wassilent.
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remember those voices in my head that I always complain about?"
"Yes," the doctor replies. "Well they've suddenly gone away," Murray says. "so what's the problem?" "I think I'm going deaf."
The Threat As a fellow policeman and I were eating lunch in a
cafe, we heard a woman nearby say loudly, "jimmy, ifyou don't eat all your peas, I'll have those policemencome over and talk to you." My friend promptly walkedover to the five-year-old who was being scolded.
"jimmy," he said, just as loudly, "I'm six-foot-twoand weigh 200 pounds. And I never ate a pea in mylife." As we left, the other patrons were laughing,jimmy's mother was absolutely silent, and a smilingjimmy was no longer afraid of policemen.
Three Important Words At my granddaughter's wedding, the Dj polled the
guests to see who had been married longest. It turnedout to be my husband and I. the Dj asked us, "Whatadvice would you give to the newly-married couple?"
I said, "the three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'"
everyone then looked at my husband. He said,"she's probably right."
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section 708(a) of the Internal revenue Codestates: "...an existing partnership shall be consideredas continuing if it is not terminated."
I guess it's just like an individual shall be considered as alive if he or she is not dead.
Where's the Cat? My aunt's neighbor in new York had a beautiful
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the next spring, he returned. perplexed, my aunt'sfriend began asking neighbors for clues. Finally, sherang the bell of an older couple. "A black cat?" thewoman said. "Oh, yes. My husband and I hated to seehim out in the cold, so we bought a cat carrier. Wetake him to Florida every winter."
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The Student Athlete A scout for one of the leading colleges went to the
office of the athletic director and announced, "Have Igot an athlete for you! this guy can play every sportand excels at every position. He is absolutely thefinest athlete I have ever seen play."
the athletic director was very impressed but had toask the question, "But how is he scholastically?"
the scout replied, "He makes straight A's in everysubject. However, I must tell you his B's are a littlecrooked."
Tuscaloosa A tourist on his way to tuscaloosa came to a fork
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spotting a boy by the road, he yelled out, "Hey,kid, does it matter which road I take to tuscaloosa?"
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Tying a Tie shortly after reporting to the 101st Airborne
Division, we were ordered to fall out in our dress uniforms. Only problem was, I didn't know how to tiea necktie. so I asked the guy in the next bunk for help.
"sure," he said. "lie down." Confused, I lay down on the bunk and he tied my
tie. "sorry, but this is the only way I know how," hesaid. "Comes from practicing on my father's clients."
"What does your father do?" "He's a mortician."
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Would You Be Scared? I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to
understand how the Indians must have felt when theyfirst encountered the spanish explorers. "How wouldyou feel," I asked, "if someone showed up on yourdoorstep who looked very different, spoke a strangelanguage and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be abit scared?"
"nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was mysister's date."
Yard Sale I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked
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Union Contract the supervisor for the union Of road Construction
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We'll no longer have to work FOur days a week!" "HOOOrAY!!!" the crowd cheered. "We'll quit work at 4 pM and not 5 pM!" "HOOrAY!!!" the crowd roared. "We don't have to be in until 11 AM instead of 10
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country are blocked by orange barrels, we'll only haveto work on Wednesdays!!"
silence. A voice from the back of the room asks, "You mean,
everY Wednesday?"
Curfew this young man was elated when he turned eight-
een in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m. for anyoneseventeen years of age and under.
He told his Dad how happy he was that now hecould stay out until 3:00 a.m. if he wanted.
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Things I Have Learned in LifeAge 7: I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eatmy broccoli either. Age 12: I've learned that just when I get my room theway I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 15: I've learned that although it's hard to admit it,I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 24: I've learned that silent company is often morehealing than words of advice. Age 39: I've learned that if someone says somethingunkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 48: I've learned that no matter what happens, orhow bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will bebetter tomorrow. Age 53: I've learned that regardless of your relation-ship with your parents, you miss them terribly afterthey die. Age 61: I've learned that if you want to do somethingpositive for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 64: I've learned that you shouldn't go through lifewith a catchers mitt on both hands.You need to beable to throw something back. Age 65: I've learned that if you pursue happiness, itwill elude you. But if you focus on your family, theneeds of others, your work, meeting new people, anddoing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 66: I've learned that whenever I decide some-thing with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 75: I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several. Age 82: I've learned that even when I have pains, Idon't have to be one. Age 92: I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
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