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OUR LIFE IN SK TENGLU

A very good morning we bid to the honorable judges, teachers and fellow friends...In thunder and lightening, here we come...

Let us present you with our weird but hillarious tales...Uuuuuuuu.....ops.....hahahaha

We all standing here, just to talk about.....our life in S.K.T.....(a part of school song)

~♬♬....Kami berjanjiakanberusaha, menjadimuridmaju....taatkan guru, ibubapa, harumkansekolahTenglu....~♬♬♬

S.K.T? Yessssssssss.... It is SK Tenglu....our school, our paradise!

SKT is a small, small.....school.Although we are small, but our mission is so big...(Individual)

Yes, it so bigggggggggg..(individual)

We want to be the best among the best!We love our school, we love our teachers,

and.....we love our friends too!

~♬♬....I love you.....You love me.....We're best friends....Like friends should be....

With a great big hug....And a kiss from me to you.....Won't you say you love me too.....♬♬~(barney song)

Yes.....we love you, you and you.....

Ok guys! Listen! Shhhhhhhhhh.........Here we begin.....

7.15 a.m.....ringggggggggggggggggggg.... The bell rings.

Hurry up...hurry up....We move to the assemble park....

Ok friends, line up properly.....Hands up, hands down....hands up, hands down....

And there, we can see our beloved teacher on duty....Standing in front of us with a sweet smile on her face....

Bismillahhirrahmanirrahim......We recite the doa and.....Ask for Allah blessing...

Then we lend our ears to the teacher,

Listening to her advice before we entered our classroom....We are good pupils....aren’t we?

Yesssss......We are the best!

7.20 a.m.....(pupils are busy chatting and moving around)

Stand up class.....Good morning, teacher!

Good morning, pupils....how are you today?



We are fine, teacher...thank you.

Then we start our lesson.... Teacher comes, teacher goes....From one subject to another....

Do you know what we learnt for a week?

Yes, so many subjects to study such as.....BM, English, Maths, Science, Agama, Music, KT, Sivik, KH, BA and..... PJ!We love PJ...we can jump, we can run, we can PLAY! Hooray!

9.20 a.m.....Ringgggggggggggggg.....

yeay! It’s recess time!My tummy is grooring!

What’s for recess today?Let me check it out....

Oooohhh...so many meals in the canteen...Sausage, currypuff, Bread, Cakes, noodle, fried rice, nugget and.....

NasiLemak.....oh, no! ‘m fat enough!

Hahahaha....

Ringgggggggggggggg....Ops, time is running too fast....

Recess is now over.... Then we walk to our clasroom.

We continue our lesson again....and again... Teachers teach us lots of thing!

Teachers are good, teachers are hardworking, Teachers are everything!

But sometimes.......

( noisy classroom)Class, stop talking....Class, listen to me....

(still noisy)Class, keep quiet!

(stop talking)

And always.....Excuse me, teacher...may I go to the toilet? Please.....

Uuuuuuuhhhhh...o’oh....But teacher is always kind to us....Always let us go....

Always be with us...always love us....Always accept us in any way we are...

Thank you teacher...thank you teacher...thank you for everything!

Ringgggggggggggggggggggggg... The last bell rings....

Horayyyy...time to go home.Stand up class...

Thank you teacher....Goodbye teacher....

We leave our class and we will do the same again for tomorrow....



Okay guys....School life is lots of fun...lot of joy....

♬♬....We had joy, we had fun....We had season in the sun...

But the hill that we climbed’Were just season out of time....♬♬

We may realize the significance of this life....Once we leave it,

We might find that there is no other life like school life....Last but not suddenly least,

Thank you for listening to us...

Till then, thank you.

A very good morning we bid to the

Honorable judges, ladies and gentlemen

Let us entertain you with our

Wierd, yet hillarious tales



About Malaysians

Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians

Huh? What's that?

Little personal behaviors or naturePeculiar to Malaysians

Funny but it's true

That these observations we make

Can be about you

Malaysians by large ooze charm and care

Sensitive and mature

We compromise

And we share

But why is it

Malaysians, when behind the wheels

Mutate into monsters!

Rude ...

Selfish ...

Dangerous ...

Racing taxis, noisy cars

Rushing here, rushing there

Rushing here and everywhere!

Immature road bullies

Who smash windscreens and bones

While hooting honking driversImpatiently groan

BEEP! BEEP! Eh! I signaled what!

Signal your own side lah! My car my space what!

Oh, dear! Is this KL?

Look at how they speak!

Sshhhhh !!!!!

No wonder, KL is the third rudest city in the world

We have drivers

Who turn highways into Formula One track

Hey, guys!I am better than Michael Shumacher!

Fleeting motorcyclist

Whozigzag their way to death

Vroom ~ ~ Vroom ~ ~

Motorists suddenly slow down

Necks outstretch

Eyes affixed



ACCIDENT ~ ~ ACCIDENT ~ ~

Eh, somebody call the ambulance!

Wah, accident ah?

Eh, go buy toto and magnum!

5 big 5 small, 9394 ar ...

We ask ourselves, whatever for? Just to note the number plate for a digit win

Public toilets

Can't live with them

Yucks!

Can't live without them

I think I'm gonna poop!

Mummy, mummy! Do you want me to sit or stand on the toilet seat?

No, no, darling! At home you seat, outside you stand!

Malaysians are somewhat unclear

About what goes into where

A peep into public toilets

AAHHHHH!!!!

Confirms your worst nightmare

Malaysians

We just love to eat

Uummm ...

We munch and crunch

Chomp and chew

Through a feast of fooodCheck out the delicacies!

We have

The spiciest

The sweetest

Most sour

And most bitter of food

Nasilemak

Chappati

Sizzling steak

Char kueyteowRoti canai

Satay

High teas ang buffet galores

Bring kiasus to the fore

Piling their plates with soooo much food

Still they come for more

For more



And more

And more!

Just to get their money's worth

The results

From size S to XXL

XXL to ... You get the point?

Obesity

Diabetes

Heart diseaees

(doopdoop ~ ~ doopdoop ~ ~ tooooot ~~~~)

But then

Every we look we see

Diet pills

Surgeries

It doesn't make sense

Why don't we just exercise?

There's a time in the year

Where Malaysians behave a little queer

Yesss! The sales are here!

Megasales up to 30, 50, 70 percent of discounts

(~ Gasp ~)

Buy 2 get 1 free!

Shop 'til you drop!

Run out of money?

Not to worry!We have

American Express

Visa Card

Master card

One for every occasion!

Spend, spend, spend

Bills, bills, bills

Enjoy now

Regret later

Malaysians have a complex that

Much is more

Bigger is better

Taller is terrific!

Thus, we have

The tallest Twin Towers

The longest canopy walking



The largest cooking contest

The biggest mooncake

(~ Gasp ~)

Wait!

Not forgetting the number of trees planted

A hundred thousand trees a minuteSee, we have them all

If we can't make it

To the Guiness Book of Records

The Malaysian Book of Records will do, thank you!

Having heard our view

Won't you say

Malaysians are

Peculiar in their nature and behavior?

However

These idiosyncrasies

For better or worse

In sickness and in health

Oi, no marriage ceremony lah!

Oops!

Mark us as Malaysians

As we stamp our identity

That makes us

Malaysians Malaysian!

ALL-Good morning,Goodmorning,Good morning!!!

ALL-We would like to present to you......

ALL-The Malaysian Unique and Unbelievable Lifestyles

ALL-Ladies and gentlemen,

ALL-Boys and girls,

ALL-Join us for a journey,A-A flight to reality

C-Yap,some people say

B-Reality bites(Ouch!)

ALL-Yet,it's true!

ALL-True,it's true!

B(solo)-So please,oh please



ALL-Bear with us till the last

B-Coz it's the Malaysian reality

ALL-That we shall now reveal

C-Open any travaller's magazine

ALL-And pronto!FindMALAYSIA-Malaysia!

B-You'll see broad wide smilesB(solo)-Of the numerous praises

A(solo)-Continuous Compliment

ALL-Of Our

A&C-Natural green paradise

B&C-Swaying coconut trees

A&B-And pretty warm ladies with firgure looking good...[wow]

ALL-But in reality,we have our very own unique

ALL-Unbelievable and sometimes

ALL-Disgusting lifestyles

C-And now our first stop."The Habit of Throwing Rubbish into Malaysian Rivers"

B(solo)-"Uh,hello Inspector Mazlan.This is Aleezahere.Can you come over to Sungai

Pahang?"

B(solo)-"What's up,Leeza?Anything fishy going on up there?"

B(solo)-"Well,we have found something strange floating here!"

C-It's an alien!

A-It's a UFO!

B-It's a fridge!

ALL-A fridge????

ALL-A fridge in Sungai Pahang?

ALL-Our once clean and fresh rivers

A-Now they are huge rubbish dumpsA&B-From toilet tissues to human faeces,

A&C-Steering wheels to old TVs,

A-corpses B-steel beds C-and even worse,ALL-aeroplane wreckage

A-Next comes our second unique lifestyles: ALL-"The Public Toilets Dilemma"

A&C-Flush!B(solo)-Boom!

C-"Welcome to Malaysian aromatic public toilets,Aloha!"

B-"Only 20 cents for that sweet,nauseating experience!"

A-"What?I do not know you have petai and jering air fresheners in here."

ALL-Petai and jering?Are those the latest fragrances from Greek?Well,no!They are

from Grik!Grik,Perak!B(solo)-We are for cleanliness

A(solo)-"Keep our toilet clean"

C(solo)-"Dont throw the sanitary napkin into the toilet bowl"

ALL-But we never practise them

C-They always end up as slogans

ALL-look at our

A-ugly,dirty and smelly public toilets



B&C-Another Malaysian disgraceful scene!

A-The smell makes you sick and dizzy

B&C-You feel like vomiting and fainting

A&B-The very moment you step in

C-Instanly you feel like jumping out!

ALL-Third,another Malaysian rare lifestyles:"The Dumping Babies Mania."C-BabiesA-Babies B-Babies

ALL-Cute,cuddly,gentle and chubby

A(solo)-Oh!What a pity,these innocent

A-But punished babies

C-Dumped around like some kind of rubbish

A-In the dustbin

B-In the toilet

C-At the lane

A-On the train

ALL-And some even in the drain

A(solo)-"Mummy,mummy why did the mothers throw their babies everywhere?"

C(solo)-"Coz they didn't want the babies.

A(solo)-"Why is that so?

...........................................................................

ALL-That's another Malaysian darkest side!

B-We have told you the truth

C-The whole truth,

A-And nothing but the truth

ALL-So,dont you feel horrible,terrible and unbearable?

C-Dont you feel like choking us to death?

A-Or yelling out,ALL-"Shut up!"ALL-We assure you that

B-With the Malaysian educational system

A&B-That stresses on moral values and etiquettes like

C-Dilligence! B-Politeness! A-Sharing! C-Loving! B-Kindness! A-Honesty!

A-You can expect

B-Today's youngsters and our future Malaysians

C-To be more caring and more responsible citizens

A-We will give our best

A&B-To make Malaysia

ALL-A cleaner,safer and betterB&C-Place to live in

ALL-"Ask not what the country can give you but ask what you can give to your

country"

B-For that,

A&C-We must beat the odds and be the best(the best)

A&B-As a people,as a nation

B&C-Let's live as one



A-United,undivided,

C-As the saying goes:

ALL-"All for one and one for all

A&C-Together we move on with full spirit and zest!

ALL-Malaysia can do it,yeah!

I'm the row c....hoho

The text we had deleted some pharagraph...

But also very long lar i guess..@.@

Actually this text was very good one..

Just because our teacher said druing competition..

Our hand cannot move...

Who know when competition really can move hand...

Because of this we lost many marks in here...

But never mind lar..

It is already a past tense...

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