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    305CENTURYPARKWAYALLEN,TEXAS75013-8042214.509.4100

    WEB:www.cityofallen.orgEMAIL:[email protected]

    10/18/12

    LivestrongFoundation

    2201E.SixthStreet

    Austin,Texas78702

    DearMr.Armstrong:

    YouvewonsevenTourDeFrances.Youbeatcancer.Youhelpedraisenearly$500millionforthefight

    againstcancerwithyourLivestrongFoundation.YouvedonecountlesscommercialsforNike.Needless

    tosay,youvebeenabusyguy.Butwithyesterdaysnewsthatyouaresteppingdownaschairmanof

    theLivestrongFoundationandnolongerwillendorseNike,youfinallyhavesometimeonyourhands

    fornewchallenges.Astheysay,whenonedoorcloses,anotheroneopens.

    Withthisinmind,theCityofAllensParksandRecreationDepartmentcordiallyinvitesyoutocompete

    intheCitysannualRudolphRunonDecember1. Weunderstandthatyouhavebeenbannedfromboth

    theNewYorkCityandChicagomarathons,butwewouldwelcomeyourparticipationineitherour5K

    runor1milefunrun,withorwithoutreindeerantlers.Nowinits18thyearofexistence,thisfamily

    affairsupportstheAllenIndependentSchoolDistrictcertainlyacauseworthyofembracing.

    TheCityofAllenisfirmlyandadamantlyanti-doping,butitshouldbenotedthattherewillbenotesting

    atRudolphRun.Afterall,wearekeenlyawarethathavingonesnosewiredforelectricityasRudolphis

    allegedtohavedoneisakintounnaturalperformanceenhancement.Whoarewetojudgetherigorsofdrivingasleigharoundtheworldinonenightand/orridingabike2,000milesovergruelingterrain

    duringa23daytimespan?

    WehopetoseeyouinAllen,justacoupleofexitsnorthofyourhometownofPlano,onDecember1.

    Furthermore,wewishyouthebestofluckwithyourfutureendeavors.Rememberalloftheother

    reindeerusedtolaughandcallRudolphnames(likePinocchio).AndtheyneverletpoorRudolphplayin

    anyreindeergames(likemarathons).Buteventuallyallthereindeerlovedhimagain.Andtheyshouted

    outwithglee.SojoinusforRudolphRunandyoullgodowninhistory!

    BestRegards,AllenParksandRecreation