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Friday, September 25th, 2009Free100% Misteak-Freewww.brunelstudents.com

Looking for last night’s photos?www.brunelstudents.com/gallery

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FCC

Nickname - FCC....thats imaginative

Chant - FCC...... all the way

Loudest contact - Prescott

Hardest Worker - All of em

Biggest Pest - Essex Dan/Royston

Ideal Romantic Evening out - Loud & Proud Raving it up

Biggest Rival - Skankaster

Best Event - Man o’ Man

LeNURB is back and bigger than ever!

With the next deadline only a week away, we are looking for new blood to come aboard and help us grow and grow!

Last year, we entered the Guardian Student Media Awards for the first time in our history and will be aiming to do so again this year

So we need you!We need your news articles, your sports articles, your film reviews, your music reviews, your theatre reviews, your comic strips, your features, your articles and your creativity.

Get writing and next friday, visit brunelstudents.com/media to submit to our sub-editors and you could see your name in lights!!

Only if you hold the magazine up to the light, but you know what I mean

This is Adam Boix and he shall be in Academy for the big nights of the year taking pictures of your wonderful mugs for the brunelstudents website.

Pimp my contact

S’up blud....yehYesterday we had a massive auctioning off of contacts deemed surplus to requirements. These were sold purely in the name of charity, with all proceeds going to RAG.Once sold, the contacts were dressed up buy their new ‘owners’ and spent the day with them.One fresher said she was ‘as happy as Larry to have a new pet, as the last one Died in a bizarre gardening accident, that the authorities said was "best left unsolved”’Overall winner was MILF who fielded some fetching looking contacts. Yoohoo! James!

Not as prestigious as Halls of the Year, but just as interesting

Halls of the Day

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Radio Brunel is now on air!There will be a Radio Brunel meeting on the 29th September in the Lecture Centre, for people who want to join in.

Radio Brunel...On Air Now!!

Name: Laura/MillieAge: 19/19 (=1)

Course: Law/Product DesignHalls: MilfHometown: Brighton/HertfordFavourite thing about Freshers so far: Rave night!

• RAG Duck Race, River Pinn 3-3:30pm; Go quack-ers for it• Freshers Quiz, Crank Marquee 8-10:30pm; Get quizzed on the happenings of this week! Halls of the year is still up for grabs

• Mega Global, SU 9pm-2am; The Academy, Loco’s, The Hub & The Atrium are all going to be filled with great music and great drinks offers!

• Halls of the Year Awards, Loco’s 10:30pm; After a close week of competition, see who’s finished 1st in the race for points!

Top activities of the Day

Be there or be a regular polygon

RAG Dodgeball

Four balls, ten players, two teams....Its DODGEBALL!

Full props go to Bishops who not only had the most teams, but the most freshers there. One RAG source was quoted saying they were ‘head and shoulders above the rest’

But despite this valiant effort, there had to be a winner. And that was MILF!Lancaster managed to come second with Bishops and FCC bringing up the rear

So quality not quantity, eh?

Acoustic NightWith acts like Sarah Faith Turton on the harp, providing a loud, powerful and moving set; Rae Husbandes with a stint on the guitar so good the room shush themselves! Brunel regulars, The Side Project were also there with the usual comedy lyrics and mellow tunes.Finally the Crown Church band provided a bit of chill out for the masses with a cool vibe to end the night.Organisers would like to thank contacts for promoting the night as well as they did, can’t do it without them

Oi....shut itLast night saw the first night of Liquid in Uxbridge for the new year, coupled with the mania on campus, there were hundred of you young wippersnappers ambling around the streets of Uxbridge, making merry.Sadly, the tax-payer (i.e. real people) were trying to get some sleep.So as a word of courtesy, can you kindly, with all respect, and from the bottom of my heart, belt up when walking home from either club.If the locals get unhappy, uni gets unhappyAnd you wouldn’t like them when they are unhappy

You’re not Isambard!

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A Dorset prison has removed anti-bacterial hand gel pumps after an inmate is thought to have got

drunk drinking from them.

The gel was made available on Monday at HMP The Verne in Portland to help combat the spread of

swine flu. But the Prison Officers Association (POA) said within hours there had been an incident with

an intoxicated inmate.

The Prison Service said the pumps were removed as a "precautionary measure" and an investigation

was under way. It is believed the gel was mixed with a drink before it was consumed.

Andy Fear, from the POA at The Verne, said: "We were informed of an incident within hours of the gel

being available. In one of the wings it is believed an inmate was using

it inappropriately. When you get something called alcohol gel you can

see what is going to happen. We had concerns when we heard these

were being given to inmates.

"You don't want drunk prisoners running around the prison."

A Prison Service spokesman added: "On 21 September a prisoner at

HMP The Verne showed signs of intoxication, the cause of which will be

investigated. Anti-bacterial gel pumps have been removed from the prison as a precautionary

measure." Borrowed from the BBC website

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What the hell happened yesterday? Our favourite news story from yesterday

Catch it, Kill it, Bin it, Pass out

World Record broken!!!!! Yesterday, a world record was broken for the highest jump ever in a sumo wrestling match. The competitor, a contact from Lancaster, flew at least five feet in the air, whilst trying to mount an opponent. The sumo mat saw an amazing amount of action with fresher v fresher matches all day long. Many important points were won for halls, which will be vitally important in todays Halls of the Year announcement in Locos at 10:30 pm. In other events, Lancaster beat FCC in a crucial grudge match of tug-o-war. It was a desperate attempt by FCC to cause an upset, as they had a visibly smaller team behind them. However they failed...epically. Another record was set in the ‘300m Vice-President dash’ as Priya Pallan, our VP of Academic Representation chased down 4 mischievous freshers making off with the executive Fosters chairs.If Priya chasing kids isn’t wacky, I don’t know what is

Brunel 2009