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1st Pippa Royal Box appearance: http://dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2165964/Wimbledon-2012-Pippa-Middleton-chic-navy-Orla-Kiely-royal-box-appearance-Centre-Court.html2nd: http://dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2170424/Wimbledon-2012-Kate-Pippa-Middleton-row-seats-Royal-box.htmlLord Nimrod Kamer, details and crest http://nnimrodd.tumblr.com/lordkamer
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TO: Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Lawn Tennis Association Chairman
All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet
FROM: Lord Nimrod Kamer
Writer, Correspondent, Ingénue
Issue: 2012 Centre Court Royal Box Attendees, Philippa Charlotte "Pippa" Middleton
Dear Duke,
As a LTA member (Membership No 107609668) I would like to protest to the fact that Ms. Pippa Middleton, sister of the Duchess of Cambridge, was allowed twice in the Royal Box during Wimbledon 2012, one of which times without her sister (!), accompanied only by her commoner brother.
It is perfectly legit for the Queen and the Duke of Kent to invite accomplished athletes such as Mr. Beckham or army veterans to the box, however, issuing a formal invitation to Ms. Middleton and other members of her family, is quite upsetting in the eyes of many members of the public and diminishes the prestige and heritage of the box, overtly reducing Murray's chances of winning the final.
Pippa has dated bankers, French aristocrats and cricket players, yet failed to contribute in any way to this country and what it stands for. She is currently writing a party-planning book after receiving a £400k advance, none of which she plans to pass forward to any charitable cause.
With regards,
Nimrod Kamer
July 9th, 2012
July 8th, 2012, Centre Court Wimbledon
June 28th, 2012, Centre Court Wimbledon