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Lots of surprises found in the panty drawer of a little boy's mother.
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LilLilLilLil’’’’ HenryHenryHenryHenry
and
His Mom’s Panty Drawer
HHHHenry had a lot of brothers and sisters.
later, the backseat was still full of kids.
However, Henry did not always have a bad time with his
brothers and sisters. Once in a while, they would even teach
him some things that he could use in life .
Don and Lyle who were a lot older but were physically challenged, would sometime ask
Henry if he would like to play catch in the yard. Sometimes the three boys would play
catch with a football, sometimes a softball.
Once, Henry tried to throw a croquet ball to his brothers but tha
activity came to a sudden end as they yelled at him to stop.
The farm that Henry lived on was full of places t
barn was the best place as it usually had hay bales in the upper part of
the hay barn. A kid could get lost in there and hide from trouble that
might be brewing elsewhere on the farm.
not careful, they would make deposits on your head.
Barn swallows looked a little like
tail. They loved to build their mud nests in the barn, attaching them to
anything wooden.
Once in a while, if Henry was really lucky, a cat would have a
litter of kittens in the barn. The mother cat would hide her babie
enry had a lot of brothers and sisters.
He had so many brothers and sisters that once when
he was four years old, his father loaded up the
backseat of the old Buick car and took them to the
livestock sales barn in Slayton and tried to give
them away.
But, poor Henry was not even done rejoicing
the green car pulled into the yard a couple hours
later, the backseat was still full of kids.
ot always have a bad time with his
brothers and sisters. Once in a while, they would even teach
him some things that he could use in life .
Don and Lyle who were a lot older but were physically challenged, would sometime ask
ay catch in the yard. Sometimes the three boys would play
catch with a football, sometimes a softball.
Once, Henry tried to throw a croquet ball to his brothers but tha
activity came to a sudden end as they yelled at him to stop.
The farm that Henry lived on was full of places to explore. The red
barn was the best place as it usually had hay bales in the upper part of
the hay barn. A kid could get lost in there and hide from trouble that
might be brewing elsewhere on the farm.
TTTThe barn was also the continual residence of mice
sometimes rats, cats, cows, sheep, pigeons and barn
swallows. The pigeons were the worst of the lot. They
would perch up high in the barn, cooing, and if you were
not careful, they would make deposits on your head.
Barn swallows looked a little like sparrows with pointed wings and
tail. They loved to build their mud nests in the barn, attaching them to
anything wooden.
Once in a while, if Henry was really lucky, a cat would have a
litter of kittens in the barn. The mother cat would hide her babie
He had so many brothers and sisters that once when
he was four years old, his father loaded up the
and took them to the
livestock sales barn in Slayton and tried to give
was not even done rejoicing when
the green car pulled into the yard a couple hours
Don and Lyle who were a lot older but were physically challenged, would sometime ask
ay catch in the yard. Sometimes the three boys would play
Once, Henry tried to throw a croquet ball to his brothers but that
activity came to a sudden end as they yelled at him to stop.
o explore. The red
barn was the best place as it usually had hay bales in the upper part of
the hay barn. A kid could get lost in there and hide from trouble that
he barn was also the continual residence of mice,
sometimes rats, cats, cows, sheep, pigeons and barn
swallows. The pigeons were the worst of the lot. They
would perch up high in the barn, cooing, and if you were
Once in a while, if Henry was really lucky, a cat would have a
litter of kittens in the barn. The mother cat would hide her babies,
but if it was a quiet day, Henry could discover where they were by listening quietly and
hearing cute little meows.
BBBBut, it was Henry’s sister Doreen who introduced him to the most interesting
place to explore and this discovery would land Henry
years ahead.
One night at supper when the whole family was sitting around a wooden table
with sparse offerings to eat, Henry’s mother said in a rather mournful voice:
had a large Hershey candy bar in my panty drawer. It
anyone see it?”
Well, Henry just could not believe it. How could a large
candy bar move on its own, and, what in the world was a
panty drawer anyhow?
The table fell silent as
brothers
Henry had seen this happen before. Mom would get a very serious
look on her face. Then she would ask an innocent question and
some sinning brother or sister of Henry’s would turn pale.
It would not be long before the offender would co
the wrong they had committed. Henry had even seen times when
one of the girls would confess something mom did not even know
had happened.
SSSSure enough. It wasn’t long before Henry heard his sister
Doreen say in a trembling voice;
and had not had chocolate in at least two hours.”
Henry snickered. That Doreen. She had the most sensitive spirit and couldn’t ever do
anything wrong without confessing. Henry certainly did not want to grow
that. He thought to himself, confession must be a girl thing.
But, Doreen’s guilty heart opened up a whole new world for Henry. After
supper, he sidled up to his older brother Lyle and asked,
what’s a panty drawer?”
but if it was a quiet day, Henry could discover where they were by listening quietly and
ut, it was Henry’s sister Doreen who introduced him to the most interesting
place to explore and this discovery would land Henry in trouble many times in the
One night at supper when the whole family was sitting around a wooden table
with sparse offerings to eat, Henry’s mother said in a rather mournful voice:
had a large Hershey candy bar in my panty drawer. It is not there anymore. Did
Well, Henry just could not believe it. How could a large
candy bar move on its own, and, what in the world was a
The table fell silent as Mom’s Spirit brooded heavily upon Henry’s
brothers and sisters.
Henry had seen this happen before. Mom would get a very serious
look on her face. Then she would ask an innocent question and
some sinning brother or sister of Henry’s would turn pale.
It would not be long before the offender would confess whatever
the wrong they had committed. Henry had even seen times when
one of the girls would confess something mom did not even know
had happened.
ure enough. It wasn’t long before Henry heard his sister
Doreen say in a trembling voice; “Mom, I took that bar. I am sorry but I was so hungry
and had not had chocolate in at least two hours.”
Henry snickered. That Doreen. She had the most sensitive spirit and couldn’t ever do
anything wrong without confessing. Henry certainly did not want to grow up and be like
that. He thought to himself, confession must be a girl thing.
But, Doreen’s guilty heart opened up a whole new world for Henry. After
supper, he sidled up to his older brother Lyle and asked, “Dear b
what’s a panty drawer?”
but if it was a quiet day, Henry could discover where they were by listening quietly and
ut, it was Henry’s sister Doreen who introduced him to the most interesting
in trouble many times in the
One night at supper when the whole family was sitting around a wooden table
with sparse offerings to eat, Henry’s mother said in a rather mournful voice: “I
is not there anymore. Did
heavily upon Henry’s
Henry had seen this happen before. Mom would get a very serious
look on her face. Then she would ask an innocent question and
some sinning brother or sister of Henry’s would turn pale.
nfess whatever
the wrong they had committed. Henry had even seen times when
one of the girls would confess something mom did not even know
ook that bar. I am sorry but I was so hungry
Henry snickered. That Doreen. She had the most sensitive spirit and couldn’t ever do
up and be like
But, Doreen’s guilty heart opened up a whole new world for Henry. After
Dear brother,
Henry’s older brother, Lyle laughed at Henry and said,
woman’s shorts.” Oh, Henry thought to himself. I know what shorts are, but why did
mom have a whole drawer just for them?
The next day, Henry quietly snuck into his mom and dad’s ro
who just threw their clothes all over the floor upstairs, Henry’s mom kept her bedroom
really neat.
Mom and dad had drawers for their
started on the left side of the two columns of four dr
must be his dad’s side as all he found were some holey work socks and underwear that
looked like it had endured a hard life
But in the second drawer on the right side, he struck pay dirt.
it was quite dark in
felt around.
He recoiled as he felt some clothes that were silky and slippery and
pulled them out to look at them.
into the drawer. How in the world could his mom wear something like that?
However, reaching down near t
something hard. He pinched
He pulled the bag out, opened it up and took about half of the
candies. He figured if he left a good number in there, mom would
not remember how much she had al
SSSSo it came to pass that Henry’s sister, Doreen, started Henry on years of checking
mom’s panty drawer every so often. He found lots of different kinds of candy, puzzles,
balloons and often he would discover what mom was going to give him for
birthday and Christmas.
However, unlike Doreen, Henry never confessed He would act innocent and mom would
look undecided to know if he was telling the truth.
To cover Henry’s many wrongful acts, both those she knew of and those she susp
Henry’s mom made him memorize this verse that has stayed with him all his life:
“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out
lder brother, Lyle laughed at Henry and said, “Hey stupid. Panties are
Oh, Henry thought to himself. I know what shorts are, but why did
mom have a whole drawer just for them?
The next day, Henry quietly snuck into his mom and dad’s room. Unlike his brothers
who just threw their clothes all over the floor upstairs, Henry’s mom kept her bedroom
for their clothes that were built right into the wall. Henry
started on the left side of the two columns of four drawers. He soon found the left side
must be his dad’s side as all he found were some holey work socks and underwear that
looked like it had endured a hard life and were big enough to fit an elephant.
But in the second drawer on the right side, he struck pay dirt.
it was quite dark in the room, he stuck his hand into the drawer and
felt around.
He recoiled as he felt some clothes that were silky and slippery and
pulled them out to look at them. He quickly dropped them back
How in the world could his mom wear something like that?
However, reaching down near the bottom of the drawer he felt
a small bag, he could feel M&M’s.
He pulled the bag out, opened it up and took about half of the
candies. He figured if he left a good number in there, mom would
not remember how much she had already eaten.
o it came to pass that Henry’s sister, Doreen, started Henry on years of checking
mom’s panty drawer every so often. He found lots of different kinds of candy, puzzles,
balloons and often he would discover what mom was going to give him for his upcoming
However, unlike Doreen, Henry never confessed He would act innocent and mom would
look undecided to know if he was telling the truth.
To cover Henry’s many wrongful acts, both those she knew of and those she susp
Henry’s mom made him memorize this verse that has stayed with him all his life:
“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you outNumbers 32:23
“Hey stupid. Panties are
Oh, Henry thought to himself. I know what shorts are, but why did
om. Unlike his brothers
who just threw their clothes all over the floor upstairs, Henry’s mom kept her bedroom
that were built right into the wall. Henry
awers. He soon found the left side
must be his dad’s side as all he found were some holey work socks and underwear that
and were big enough to fit an elephant. .
But in the second drawer on the right side, he struck pay dirt. Since
the room, he stuck his hand into the drawer and
He recoiled as he felt some clothes that were silky and slippery and
them back
o it came to pass that Henry’s sister, Doreen, started Henry on years of checking
mom’s panty drawer every so often. He found lots of different kinds of candy, puzzles,
his upcoming
However, unlike Doreen, Henry never confessed He would act innocent and mom would
To cover Henry’s many wrongful acts, both those she knew of and those she suspected,
Henry’s mom made him memorize this verse that has stayed with him all his life:
“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out“Be sure your sins will find you out.”.”.”.”