Line of Scrimmage Issue 2

8/9/2019 Line of Scrimmage Issue 2

1/10

COUNTDOWN TO ROZEEL BOWLThe countdown to the worlds most prestigious Blood Bowl Tournament has begun. Brought to you in

association with Block & Dodger, the 2010 Roze El Bowl will crown the true champion.

The best teams in the Orcs Hall Conference and the best teams in the

Majors will be invited to the Roze-El Stadium in the heart of the Dwar-

ven City of Karaz a Karak to compete for the glory of being truly seen

as the best team. The tournament pits the teams against each other

through a knockout competition culminating in the final being broad-

cast live on the Elven Sports Psychic Network (ESPN) for the world to

see.

To date OHC 2010.1 runaway champions Salkien Kelvar and fleet

footed Barron Gedons Azeroth Avengers have secured their tickets to the gold and jewel encrusted

walls of the Roze-El Stadium. The Red Duke Gang Bang Ball is underway in Oldcastle with some fan-

tastic displays and individual performances entertaining the Red Duke and his entourage. This edition

features a special for teh tournament as it advances into the latter stages of the league format.

A shock upset in the opening game of the OHC 2010.2 season saw the OHC new boys Fangs of Cthulhu

put favourites Salkien Kelvar to the sword with a 2-0 victory. Coach Giorss modestly praised the effortsof Coach Krampus. However he was keen to stress that only the Carnage City Fiends have been able to

turn his team over and that the

Fangs are still in awe at the

prowess of the pink clad

Slaaneshi maestros following

the Fungusliga North match

between the teams which the

Fiends bag a 3-0 victory.

Owners, coaches and star play-ers are sharpening their claws,

checking their armour and

readying their special plays for

a chance to fight, to rush and

to pass their way to the glory

and honour of being crowned

as THE TRUE CHAMPION.

ISSUE 2

2010 ROZE-EL BOWL QUALIFIERS

TEAM COACH METHOD

SALKIEN KELVAR(WE)

KRAMPUS OHC 2010.1 WINNER

AZEROTH AVEN-GERS (WE)

NATE FUNBOWL 2010 WINNER

OHC 2010.2 WINNERRED DUKE GANG BANG BALL2010 WINNER

OHC 2010.3 WINNER

PHOENIX KING CHALLENGE2010 WINNER

OHC 2010.4 WINNER

ALTDORF INVITATIONAL 2010WINNER


2/10

Following a series of dark and sinisterevents in last seasons ShElf F, the divi-sion has been temporarily suspended byLeague Chiefs amidst rumours it iscursed.The division, consisting of several teams

new to the Fun League, had to be re-

started at mid point when several teams

disappeared under mysterious circum-

s t a n c e s !

DISAPPEARANCEFirst to go were coach Lastic0s

Grrreeen Pigs who were last seenwalking off the field at half time of

their match against Black Deaths

Kalahari Meercats. When they

failed to re-appear the referee

went to their dressing rooms

and found the walls drenched

with blood, an incoherent

babbling apothecary huddled

in the baths, but no team. Coach

Black Death denied any involve-

ment, claiming that the demonic sum-

moning tools found in his teams coachwere strictly educational and fully com-

p l i e d w i t h l e a g u e r u l e s .

YELLOW BELLIEDThe Pigs were then followed by Ely-

sium Chasm after their opponents, Da

Great Green Irish Nobs, failed to show

up to a game. A war of words followed

between the Coaches, with Coach Ig-

narious accusing the Orcs of running

scared whilst Coach RockRidX claimed

that they had in fact turned up a fewminutes late to the game to find that

Ignarious had already taken his team

home. Coach Ignarious, who denied

RockRidXs allegations, was overheard

arranging a raid on the Nobs training

camp whilst RockRidX was heard whis-

pering that Ignarious would pay for

calling his team cowards.

It is believed that both teams struck out

one stormy night for each others camps

intent on slaughter. Local villagersheard screams coming from the Nobs

encampment, and when they visited the

training compound the following day

all they found was a neat pile of ar-

mour and a collection of circular scorch

marks. Elysium Chasm had disap-peared. RockRidX celebrated the news,

but others wondered whether whatever

had befallen Chasm was meant for

greener skins? Claims that the Kalahari

Meercats team coach had been seen

nearby were denied by coach Black

D e a t h .

WARPEDThe Iron Dukes Waaarghshintun Green-

skins were next. Whilst playing Coach

Black Deaths team in week 3 theGreenskins were losing badly and

looked like they might be about

to stop trying to score and con-

centrate on killing the skaven.

They were, therefore, some-

what surprised to find them-

selves suddenly teleported

from the game onto an ice

flow in Norsca! They are still

making their way back today. In

his post game interview coach Black

Death said, These things happen.

And most recently it seems whatever

struck Elysium Chasm caught up with

Coach RockRidXs Da Great Green Irish

Nobs! On their journey to Coach Odesais

Orions Revenge, the Nobs stopped for

a pillage-break and their team coach

was stolen by a TWOC-squad of Chaos

Hunter And Vehicle Stealers (CHAVS).

They continued on foot but it looked

like they might not make it in time for

the game. A local shepherd watched as

Coach RockRidX accepted the help of amysterious passing mage, who

promptly and inexplicably turned both

him and his team into kittens which

scattered into the countryside. League

wizards are trying to round up the

green-furred felines but to date have

only been able to find two. The mysteri-

ous mage has not been found. Coach

Black Death shrugged off as a coinci-

dence the fact that the Nobs next oppo-

nents were his fragile Skaven team.

With half the teams missing the Division

was restarted in the hope this strange

affliction might abate. It did not, as

Coach LuRe and his Sheidan Wasps dis-

appeared on the way to their opening

game. As they were not due to play theMeercats for 3 weeks no suspicion fol-

lowed Coach Black Death, until, during

a post game interview, it was noticed

that a Wasps helmet had been used to

repair some of the Meercats Rat Ogres

armour. Coach Black Death was at a

loss to explain this, once more simply

shrugging and saying, Who can say?.

LOCKEDWhat could have caused these teams to

disappear? What terrible wrath wasunleashed on ShElf F? League investi-gators could not help but notice the

continued involvement of Coach Black

Death but, to date, there is no evidence

that he, or any of the other surviving

c o a c h e s , w e r e r e s p o n s i b l e .

Rumours of a divisional curse caused

panic amongst the surviving teams and

although the season was completed

without further problems, and with the

Kalahari Meercats under 24 hourleague surveillance, the decision was

taken by Commissioner Valis to retire

ShElf for the foreseeable future lest it

truly be cursed.

Scaramangus the Seer writing for Lineof Scrimmage.

LEAGUE OF THE DAMNED


3/10

BEER FOR THEBLOODGOD!!

A new craze is sweeping the Blood Bowl stadia!

Inspired by Coach Psypers training regime forthe FL South monsters, Khornes Killers:

knocked Down = 1 DrinkStunned = 2 Drinks

Knocked Out = 3 DrinksBadly Hurt or worse = 4 Drinks

Dead = Chug the lot!!

Many a Dwarven team will be consulting the

scribes to see if this is a breach of their Copy-right!!!

This Mantra is quickly catching on with fans ofall teams as they eagerly grasp their frothy ales

in anticipation of the big hits!

SUPPORT YOUR TEAM, CHUG A BUG

MEET THE STARS...Malagant the Mercifull

An ever-present in the blue and gold line up, Malagant is a firmfavourite of the Heralds fans.

Handy with or without the ballthe servant of Tzeentch has con-sistently performed above expec-tations!

Unflinching and uncompromising, thissuperstar handles the ball equally well as he handleshis fists! Sporting monstrous claws and the where withalto utilise them saw Malagant voted Heralds Player of the

Season in 2010.1 and he currently leads the FungusligaNorth Most Violent and Biggest Brute charts!

Despite the ferocious reputation of the Warriors Four,Malagant has yet to deliver cold hard death to the oppo-sition, a fact that has earned him the nicknameMerciful. Though those opponents that are now missing

eyes, arms and legs may disagree with the sentiment!

Feared and respected in equal measure, Malagant is fastbecoming a Fungusliga great!

TALE OF THE TAPEALE OF THE TAPEALE OF THE TAPEGames Played: 25

Touchdowns: 3

Passing Yards: 28Rushing Yards: 108

Passes: 2

Catches: 4

CAS: 16

Kills 0

Kos 12

Interceptions: 0

MVP: 4

Sponsorships: 2 ()

MalaganttheMerciful

LEGENDS NEEDED

Do you have a Legend amongst your ranks of

overly aggressive thugs? Is there someone spe-

cial that lights up the hearts of the fans with

their skill?

Let the Line of Scrimmage know about any ofyour players that have 101SPP or more so that

they can truly be recognised as the Legends

that they are! Email LoSEdi-

[email protected] with a screenshot of

them and their achievements.

CONTRIBUTORS TO ISSUE 2

Big Thanks to this issues contributors:

Booncabal76, Psyper, DaImp and

Thricedarned

Further contributors are more than

welcome. PM The Claw with any mate-

rial that you would like included in the


4/10

GREEN BARRON BREAKS FROZENHEARTS

The Blackspine Manticores were

defeated in yet another final by apowerhouse Wood Elf team. Out

classed by 560 000gp the Manti-

cores were always going to find it a

tough mountain to climb in the fi-

nal, but for a vital match changing

error the Manticores could still have

taken the title or at least taken the

game to a rematch. Without a doubt

the man of the match was the Aven-

gers Barron Gedon. His elusive

speed kept him out of harm and

allowed the Avengers to score 2 one

-turn Touch Downs. He wrapped off

a fine performance by scoring his

hat-trick and the Avengers 4th TD

right at at the end as well.

LOVEIn the continuing saga of Morg 'n

Thorg's love affair with Mistress Pain,

he was invited back into the team

for the Final game. Mistress Pain

didn't give him a second glance

but Morg was clearly over the

moon to be back in her presence

once more, his grin could not be

disguised by the giant orange ball

g a g h e w a s w e a r i n g .

The Manticores won the toss and elected

to kick to the Avengers, fully expecting

the one-turn TD. What the Manticores

did not expect was to be outdone in

under-hand tactics, with the Avengers

clearly planting expert rock throwers inthe crowd. Before the ball had even

landed from the first kick-off, Mistress

Pain had been stunned by a pinpoint

missile thrown from the Wood Elf part

of the stands. As expected the Avengers

easily pulled off the one-turn TD to

chants of "easy, easy easy" from the

exuberant Wood Elf fans.

PAINIn the resulting kick-off the Avengers

pulled another fast move when they

clearly used an illegal time portal to

switch their defensive set-up to counter

the Manticores attack. Mistress Pain

started the drive by frenzying a catcherinto the crowd who KO'd the fragile

weakling. But despite this good start

the Manticores attack faltered when the

Manticores ball carrier was sacked by

the Avengers Wardancer. The ball

would change hands several times be-

fore the Manticores thrower, Morteorl,

was able to retrieve it and launch a

pass to Mistress Pain who dodged free

to score and tie up the game at 1-1.

PUPPY DOGThrough out this period, happy as a

puppy with a new squeaky toy, Morgs

violent edge seemed to have left him as

he absentmindedly pushed around the

opposition, an inane grin plastered to

his face. The Manticores kicked-off to

the Avengers and were once again un-

able to do anything about stopping

Barron Gedon from scoring in one turn.

2-1 to the Avengers.

The Manticores were now tosuffer the moment which

took the game away from

them. Lining up to receive the

kick-off the Wood Elf sharpshooter

in the crowd flattened the Manticores

catcher with another well aimed rock.

This forced a lineman to come of the

front line to pick up the ball, but he

managed to fumble the pick-up and

was swamped by Avengers players.

Caught flat footed the Manticores were

unable to put up enough of a defence to

stop the Avengers from scoring a 3rdTD. The Manticores were unable to

score before half-time, with a War-

dancer once more stopping the attack-

ing move in its tracks. The half ended 3

- 1 t o t h e A v e n g e r s .

BOOTINGThe second half went better for the

Manticores as they made an effort to

fight back. With the Avengers defence

committed to defending what lookedlike the more dangerous flank, the

Manticores broke down the other flank

to come within a few yards of scoring.

The Avengers catchers were able to

cover the ground to put up some de-fence but they were easily pushed aside

and the score looked certain, except the

Manticores didn't run it in and chose to

foul Baron Gedon instead. The Barron

escaped injury however and the Manti-

cores were able to score in the follow-

ing turn to bring the score back to 3-2.

LESBOS DOMINATROSThe Avengers now elected to play keep

ball and had a Wardancer carry the

ball deep into their own half. But theManticores were able to break through

the Avengers line and sacked the War-

dancer, letting the ball bounce free

right on the Avengers end zone line.

The Avengers were able to rescue the

ball and the Wardancer resumed carry-

ing the ball towards the sidelines. But

the Wardancer had left herself within

range of Mistress Pain. A turn over at

this point would almost certainly result

in a Manticores TD, but the Wardancer

was able to ride out the frenzied blitzand leapt free to hand off the ball to

Barron Gedon who dodged free of his

markers and ran in the last minute TD

to seal a 4-2 win and the Fun Bowl title

f o r t h e A v e n g e r s .

HEARTACHEPost game, a group of terrorists calling

themselves the "Concerned fans of vio-

lence" kidnapped Morg and shoved him

into a black coach with the logo of the

Sisters of Sigmar nunnery for younggirls inscribed on the side. They left a

note saying they would free Morg of the

insidious influence of Mistress Pain and

restore him to his former glory as the

most feared Blood Bowl player of all

time. To be honest, on his performance

this evening they are welcome to keep

him. The Mistress has had her fill of

belittling this once great player and is

now on the look out for a new slave.

Azeroth Avengers 4 - 2 Blackspine Man-ticores

DaImp


5/10

TEAMPROFILE:TEAMPROFILE:TEAMPROFILE:

Slaughterers Bag Points but Tzeentch Changes TheirFaces!

In a repeat from last season the Khorne worshipping Reserve

Slaughterers came to The Arena of Change with the goal of takinghome 3 points from the Fungusliga North clash, and so they did.

The Heralds once more showed themselves to have, perhaps, the

least disciplined defence in the FL North and it was closer to 0 - 3

for the Slaughterers than the Heralds ever were to reducing the

lead or even equalizing it. Coach Thricedarned claimed it was all

part of a plan so complex mortal minds simply cannot

comprehend it. Me, I just think he's rubbish at teach-

ing his team defensive tactics.

There was one difference from last year's game though.Back then the Heralds limped off field having been beaten senseless throughout the match. This time

the Slaughterers were on the receiving end of the clawed and spiky mutated fists of Tzeentch's chosen,

and the blue and gold clad chaos worshippers took some measure of revenge, putting three or four

Slaughterers in the injury box and while sustaining only a single badly hurt linegoat themselves, this in

addition to clearly winning the KO statistics as well. Losing the game but forcing the opposing team's

medical staff to work overtime has become something of a standard operating procedure for the

Changer's chosen.

Heralds of Change 0 - 2 Reserve Slaughterers

DID YOU KNOW....

Until her shocking and untimely death

at the start of Season Four, Star War-

dancer Camilla of the Danish Iron La-

dies led the league in casualties caused,

knock outs and own-fan deaths. The

latter total of 723 caused when she

threw her bra into the crowd after de-

feating Balatros Hammers causing a

stampede of fans and the collapse of


6/10

There were shocking scenes at the offi-

cial ShElf A opening ceremony last

week. The team coaches had assembled

to take questions from reporters prior

to the fixtures being announced.

Knockers

The Red Duke arrived late, and in the

company of the Essex Old Sweat Cheer-

leaders, who all climbed out of his car-

riage looking dishevelled, flushed, and

yet strangely sated.

The team coaches were sat in a line on

a dais at the front, waiting for the late

arriving Duke who was, it appeared,

sober! Murmurs of discontent were au-

dible from the reporters eager for an-

other drunken exhibition, whilst the

event organisers were clearly relieved.

Unfortunately matters got off to a bad

start when the Duke, who was carried

by the cheerleaders so he did not have

to touch the ground, refused to sit

alongside the other cretins as he

called them, and insisted on being sat

above them.

Comforting

After a short break to negoti-

ate a compromise he agreed

to sit centrally flanked by

Coach Anklegrip and Coach Gallus (both

notably humans) with Sharon on his

knee, sans her top. He then spent the

rest of the interview answering ques-

tions in between playing with Sharons

naked buxom assets.

As one might expect, most of the ques-

tions were directed towards the Red

Duke.

In response to how Oldcastle thought

they might cope this season, the Red

Duke declared, This division is popu-

lated by idiots and inbreds. Promotion

is a certainty and I will stake my life on

it. Coach 9ton was heard confirming

that the Red Dukes life was most cer-

tainly at stake.

Respect

He was then asked to identify which of

his opponents he most respected. His

reply was to the point, the only thing I

respect is a strong beer, a tight hole,

and a big pair of tits. So Balatro might

qualify, but I doubt it

Coach Balatro reacted to this insult by

laughing uproariously, and it was

noted his reaction visible nixed the Red

Duke.

Upon being asked how Oldcastle would

cope without the hitting power of

Baron Arturn the Apathetic, the Duke

responded, Good riddance to the mis-

erable bastard. We dont need him in

this division of pathetic scum anyway.

Greenies

It was pointed out that Oldcastle had

never beaten Orcs and were once again

facing two teams. The Duke stopped

suckling on Sharons nipple long

enough to bark out, Green bastards.

At this point the ceremony was delayed

when a Goblin hurled itself from

amongst the reporters wielding a knife!

It lunged for the Red Duke, but the

blade was caught bySharon, who twisted it

from the Goblins hand, and

then suffocated him between

her cleavage.

Coach Flotsam denied any responsibil-

ity, claiming that the fact the Goblin

was wearing his team colours, had

been seen training with his team, and

had a note in its pocket signed

Flotsam was entirely circumstantial.

When the interview recommenced the

Red Duke was asked whether he was

looking forward to a rematch with the

Pigstikkas. He commented that he had,

never before seen a more useless

green cunt than Hobnail. He couldnt

coach his way out of a cess pit

Pussy

Coach Hobnail retorted that the Duke

had better turn up to play this time

rather than sit and watch, to which theDuke raised an index finger and mut-

tered, Sniff this, is it familiar, it should

be, I just pulled it out of your ugly fuck-

ing Mother. Hobnail flung himself

across the table to strike the Duke, but

instead only sent Sharon spinning off

the dais and into the crowded report-

ers, who either helped or groped her.

Coach Hobnail was led away by guards

and it was later heard he had demol-

ished the refreshment tent before de-

claring that the entire league was a

joke and he was off to burn down the

Dukes castle.

With a slightly bruised Sharon back in

place the Duke aimed his most damn-

ing vitriol towards the Meat Grinder,

calling them a team of, Scaly shit-

shaggers and ratteaters that should

crawl back under a rock or back intothe fucking ocean. He then declared

that he Wouldnt even eat skink let

alone play against it. Luckily Coach

Pikey didnt understand a word and

spent the entire time eating passing

flies.

Interestingly when pressed on his fel-

low human teams, the Red Duke merely

grumbled dismissively that Gallus

sounded a lot like cock and that

Anklegrip was a fat lard munchingbuffoon.

The portly Coach Anklegrip dismissed

the insult with a bored wave, whilst

chewing on a complimentary cow face,

and Gallus attempted to remonstrate

with the Duke, but was distracted by

Tracy, another of the Essex Old Sweat

Cheerleaders, who popped up betwixt

his legs from under the table.

Gangbang

The fixtures were then announced and

the Red Duke greeted Oldcastle open-

ing games against the Badford Bandits

with a roar of approval. Coach Flotsam

was clearly already planning how to

foul the Duke into an early grave,

whilst the Duke stood up to announce

he would be building a new thrown of

goblin corpses!

At this stage the Red Duke declared the

league, the division and this assemblyan abject waste of his time, and he left,

taking the cheerleaders, four serving

wenches and several female reporters

with him.

RED DUKE LAYS DOWN THE LAW


7/10

Gloria Stitz Greatest Hitz!Howdy Boys! Im Gloria Stitz and each issue Bloodweiser and I will be bring you the

Greatest Hitz from the Fun League and the Fun Tourneys!!

First up is Fangs of Cthulhus Cutty Slicer the Terminators wallop on World of

Boos Stick Stab in the Orcs Hall Conference. In a tough match between the

two heavy hitters a war of attrition boiled over. Cutty made good

use of his claws as he rose from the prone position to deliver a

clawed upper-thrust to the open jaw of Stick Stab. A Black Orc with afearsome reputation himself, Stick Stab could do little to protect himself. The

World of Boo Apothecary had run out of bandages and his magic sponge was

dry after bringing back

fellow Black Orc Bad Bob

from deaths door earlierin the match.

I asked Fangs Coach

Giorss about the incident.

He apologised profusely for the

discomfort of a death in the Boocamp, cupped my right butt

cheek and wandered away mum-

bling about the defeat to the Car-

nage City Fiends last season! A

defeat that has plagued the oth-

erwise unbeaten Fangs!

Look out in the next issue for more big hits with me, Gloria Stitz. X

Send me your biggest hitz on [email protected]

Has Nuffle Met his Match?Despite his ultimate power, Lord Nuffle has come across a force that challenges his stranglehold over

the fate of Blood Bowl. DAMISSUS, also known by the Elven name of as Erindors, has emerged as a

deity that Coaches must appease through sacrifices of Chawz and Wromantz. If left unappeased Damis-

sus brings sways of destruction across the Olde Worlde resulting in the cancellation of Blood Bowl

games as stadia are brought to their foundations.

The battle of the deities is delivering great pressure on the Coaches of the Fun League

as they are torn between their love of Nuffle and his fickle ways and the fear of

Damissus and her rolling pin and sharp tongue!

Email [email protected] with any tales of woe brought upon Coaches by Damissus so that the

Line of Scrimmage can help heal the wounds!


8/10

RED DUKE GANG BANG BALLSPECIAL

1 Midnight Stalkers (Krampus) 4 4 0 0 9 2 7 12

2 Tiger's Transgressions (geryon) 4 2 2 0 4 1 3 8

3 Green Onions (Steffen) 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7

4 Ptolemy Phantoms (GMax101) 4 2 0 2 7 4 3 6

5 Da Wreckin' Crew (Coach Franco) 4 1 1 2 2 3 -1 4

GROUP A P W D L F A Diff Pts

GROUP A

Current tournament favourites, the Midnight Stalkers have taken the initiative in what has been

termed the Group of Death by fellow Coaches. With three games to go, the Midnight Stalkers are

one of only three teams that have a 100% record and have taken a 4 point lead. However the next

match will be crucial as they face the unbeaten Tigers Transgressions. A win and the Stalkers are

in the play-offs. A defeat and the Tigers will be in hot pursuit. Watch this space sports fans!!!!

GROUP B1 Love-Bugs (Hall) 4 3 1 0 8 2 6 10

2 The Tainted Blade (Wilgut Spleen) 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4

3 Speed Daemons (Fatboy) 4 1 1 2 2 5 -3 4

4 Nuln Kultists (DaImp) 4 0 1 3 1 5 -4 1

5 Under Empire All Stars (Black Death) 4 0 1 3 3 8 -5 1

GROUP B P W D L F A Diff Pts

The Love-Bugs have scurried their way to the top of Group B, in a so far unbeaten tournament. A

win in their next game against Group C strugglers Curious Orca should see them secure a place in

the play-offs due to their superior Touchdown Difference. The round 6 game against the Tainted

Blade sees them needing a draw to make sure. Tainted Blade and Speed Daemons stand an out-

side chance, but the rats have the clear advantage going in to round 5.

GROUP C

Group C has proven itself to be extremely open going into round 5. The New World Vipers, a rare

Lizard team in the tournament, currently hold a narrow lead, but any of the other 4 competitors

can snatch a play-off place from their scaly mits. Due to the run in of games for the Vipers, with

games against Group As Green Onions and Tigers Transgressions, the bookies are plugging forSlaaneshs Lovetoys to squeeze past them into the play-offs. Though the Deadly Horns will have a

lot to say about that in round 7!!

1 New World Vipers (pharoah) 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7

2 Slaanesh's Lovetoys (Fangs78) 4 2 0 2 2 5 -3 6

3 Deadly Horns (ocmer) 4 1 2 1 4 3 1 5

4 Wisconsins Finest Rats (Dustbuster) 4 1 1 2 5 5 0 4

5 Curious Orca (pazzer) 4 1 1 2 1 3 -2 4

GROUP C P W D L F A Diff Pts

GROUP D

13 Twisted Terrors stand as the only unbeaten team in Group D, a fact that has them in pole posi-

tion for a play-off place. The Lizards of Jurassic Pork Chaps are complaining to the Red Dukeabout tampering with their training equipment which prevented them from meeting the Terrors in

their round 4 clash. The resulting 1-0 default win to the terrors has put them 5 points clear with 3

rounds to go. The Red Duke was unsympathetic and was heard to say I dont care! Fuck off you

smell like Viborgs mums cunt!!!

1 13 Twisted Terrors (orabbi) 4 3 1 0 8 2 6 10

2 Jurassic Pork Chaps (KillerOrc) 4 1 2 1 2 1 1 5

3 Stinky Fish (Dwarven Titans) 4 1 2 1 2 2 0 5

4 Reckless Love (valenswift) 4 0 3 1 2 4 -2 3

5 Cavendish Convicts (Gallus) 4 0 2 2 3 8 -5 2

GROUP D P W D L F A Diff Pts


9/10

GROUP E

Group E has proven to be a tough place to ply your Blood Bowling wares! Hosting two of the three

100% record teams (the good names were taken and Orcymost) and benefitting from the buxom

talents of Whisper on the Winds and current tournament top scorer Mylmwin this is a group that

has the fans eagerly checking the Green Square odds! Despite an early lead from Hells Device,

and a strong challenge from the Horned Warriors, the bookies have narrowed this Group down to

one from the names, Orcymost or the Whispers. A crunch clash in round 5 between the names and

the Whispers will probably decide whether Mylmwins tournament ends with the league stages. In

Orcymosts favour is their round 7 guaranteed win against the disbanded Rhetorical Cheese, a fac-

tor alongside the Whispers v names round 5 clash that may see the Orcs secure a place in the play-

offs!

1 the good names were taken (alistairw) 4 4 0 0 16 8 8 12

2 Orcymost (Coach McPloppy) 4 4 0 0 9 3 6 12

3 Whispers on the Wind (The Snake) 4 3 0 1 16 6 10 9

4 Horned Warriors (furq) 4 2 1 1 5 3 2 7

5 Hell's Device (JapeNZ) 4 2 0 2 8 5 3 6

6 Snikch's Deathsquad (Nate) 4 1 1 2 5 6 -1 4

7 Weiszburg Ravens (The Claw) 4 1 1 2 5 7 -2 4

8 Zhao's Motorsport 2.0 (Grunkzzz) 4 1 0 3 2 12 -10 3

GROUP E P W D L F A Diff Pts

GROUP F

Group F has developed significant parallel! With three teams struggling to bring in the points and

four teams battling it out to get to the play-offs. Current leaders the Bang Gang hold a slight ad-vantage over the Fey Avengers and the Crimson Plunderes, with Deathroller Disciples posing an

outside threat. This Group is pitted with stars. Spreath, thrower for the Crimson Plunderers leads

the tournaments rushing statistics with 166 yards, and the clinical stopping power of Talanur for

the Fey Avengers sees the Elf challenging for the title of Most Violent. With equally tough run ins

for the final 3 rounds, this Group has the bookies scratching their little bald green heads!!

1 Bang Gang (Dr Strangelove) 4 3 1 0 6 2 4 10

2 The Fey Avengers (roadtoad) 4 3 0 1 11 7 4 9

3 Crimson Plunderers (Naer) 4 3 0 1 6 3 3 9

4 Deathroller Disciples (SorrowCZ) 4 2 1 1 4 5 -1 7

5 The Girlie Soft (invisiblesupermonkey) 4 0 1 3 3 12 -9 1

6 13 Flavours of Rhetorical (Rhetorical chesse) 4 0 0 4 5 12 -7 0

7 Unnamed Team (MonkeyBongos) 4 0 0 4 3 10 -7 0

GROUP F P W D L F A Diff Pts

GROUP G

Group G is more open than Gloria Stitzs legs! It would seem that almost anyone can get a shot at

glory! Another group packed with stars! Bloodfire Colossus of Millstone is the tournaments leading

thrower with 106 yards thrown from 9 completions showing that Orcs are more than just big green

fists. Similarly, Maliss Feyslaughter is a Witchelf that likes to get in the mix! Leading the knock

downs (14) and knocked downs (11) and challenging the Most Violent (4) she is definitely not a

damsel in distress. The Witching Hour, Naggaroth Knives and Millstone are scrapping it out for the

qualifying place, but Webway Harlequins and Gangfoul T16 cannot be ruled out! All five teamshave a difficult final 3 rounds and not even Lord Sigmar himself can call this one!!!

1 The Witching Hour (booncabal76) 4 3 0 1 8 5 3 9

2 Naggaroth Knives (Thricedarned) 4 2 1 1 7 6 1 7

3 Millstone (VALIS) 4 2 0 2 8 7 1 64 The Webway Harlequins (clownevil09) 4 1 2 1 7 5 2 5

5 Gangfoul T16 (flotsamandjetsam) 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4

6 Paparazzi W'ores (9ton) 4 1 0 3 8 8 0 3

7 Angry Vomit (Og the Beautiful) 4 0 0 4 1 7 -6 0

GROUP G P W D L F A Diff Pts


10/10

FOR SALE

ONE HAMMOCKRARELY USED VERY GOOD

PRICE, NO QUESTIONS

ASKED!!!

CONTACT

THE CLAW

Documents

Line of Scrimmage Issue 2