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The Jersey DEVILer: President Trump has plenty of flaws obvious to all... but this patriotism and loyalty to America isn’t one of them.
Hey Deviler, I have 4 extra
tickets for the Robbie Knievel
(son of Evil Knievel) event at
Millville, NJ Airport next
month, if anybody wants them.
Robbie is going to jump over 1000 Biden/Harris
supporters with a Caterpillar D5G. SHOULD BE FUN!
DEVILer’s Guide to Staying Safe
from COVID19
UNSAFE SAFE
1 Worshiping in small church. ——-- 1 Hugging Grandmom. —————— 1 Going to Sporting Events.———— 1 Shopping at a small business.——- 1 Walking through restaurant without
a mask. 1 Getting your hair done if you’re a
filthy peasant 1 Hanging out on Florida beach
alone. 1 Going to a funeral. ——————— 1 Going outside and enjoying life. —- 1 Taking hydroxychloroquine. ——— 1 Going to VFW and drinking a beer. 1 Going to polling place to vote for
Trump.
m Rioting is massive crowd. m Screaming at Granny outside a
Trump rally. m Going to Sporting event where
athletes are kneeling in protest. m Looting a small business. m Sitting at table in same restaurant
without a mask. m Getting hair done if you’re Nancy
Pelosi. m Being locked inside a New York
nursing home. m Going to a cemetery to harvest
votes. m Staying inside and slipping into
deep depression. m Letting Bill Gates inject you with
the Mark of the Beast. m Going to VFW drinking a beer and
eating a sandwich. m Going to polling place and vote for
Biden.
Did you hear this? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters on Thursday
8/27/21 that she thinks Democrat presidential nominee
Joe Biden shouldn’t entertain a presidential debate with
President Donald Trump.”
jd comment: Pelosi doesn’t think that,“there’s enough memory pills made that could to get him through a debate!
Before the pandemic: My mother and were browsing in a store at the mall when
a saleswoman offered assistance. Mom admitted she didn’t have anything
particular in mind, and the pair started chatting. The woman quickly learned
that mom was retired. Interested, she confessed that she, too, was considering
retirement.
My mother immediately started telling her how much she liked
no longer working and how the saleswoman would enjoy it too.
Finally, convinced by mother’s enthusiasm, she asked, “How
long have you been retired?”
Mom said, “This is my first day.” Jessica H., of Mount Laurel, NJ
Teacher: "Butch, spell FROG."
Little Butch (rather frightened): "F-R, F-R..."
Then the boy sitting in back of him stuck him with a pin and Lit-
tle Butch yelled, "Oh gee!"
Teacher: "Correct!"
! The Jersey DEVILer is mailed Standard 3rd. Class
mail via a USPS Permit. We have had numerous complaints from all
over the country that their DEVIler has been arriving from +3 to 4
weeks late. Please COMPLAIN to your local Post Officer by asking WHY you’re
receiving your Standard 3rd. Class mail Late or None At ALL!