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Moral Stories 26 to 30 From: To: ;; ; ; ; Subject: Do you know
about Sardar? - ONE Rupee coin Date: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:20
AM Greatness of Sardarji's ..........Kindly Read don't miss In the
diwali vacation, my friend and couple of his friends had gone to
Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an
old Sardar, and boys being boys, Sudhanshu and his pals began
cracking Sardarji jokes, just to insult the old man. But to their
surprise, the fellow remained undisturbed. At the end of the
sight-seeing, they paid up the hire-charges. The Sardar returned
the change. Moreover, he gave each one of them one rupee extra and
said, (in Hindi, of course), ''Son, since morning you have been
telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you,
some of them were in a very bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I
know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I
have just one request. Here I am giving you one rupee each. Give it
to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this city."
Sudhanshu continued," That one rupee coin is still with me. I
couldn't find a single Sardar begging on the streets of Delhi."
Friends, we all love Sardar jokes. But the fact of matter is that
Sikhs are one of the most prosperous and diversified communities in
the world. The secret behind their universal success, according to
me, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication. A
Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba,
but he will never beg on the streets. With warm Regards, Sudhir
Khare. Mahindra & Mahindra Ltd.,
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From: Shailendra Naravane
Date: Mon, Mar 3, 2008 at 5:58 PM
Subject: FW: Some interesting one liners---Courtesy EX-ED, Shri
Sathyam Bagaiji
To: Sudhir Vaidya ,
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Subject: FW: Some interesting one liners--
When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and
a half.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill
them.
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it
happens.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never
to use.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
The road to success is always under construction.
I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Born free; Taxed to death.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have
film.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the
paperwork.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper
tray and the blinking
red light.
The hardest part of skating is the ice.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the other
three, he was the genius.
The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to
appreciate it.
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If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone
bills?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
he'll believe you. But if
you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch
it to be sure.
Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the
end.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Hot glass looks same as cold glass. (Cunino's Law of Burnt
Fingers)
Someday is not a day of the week
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From: Shailendra Naravane Date: Mon, Mar 10, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Subject: FW: Something to think about To: Sudhir Vaidya
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6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes
only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving
them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a
regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number
1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do
not forget rule number 1. 7. He does not socialize with the high
society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself
some pop corn and watch Television. 8. Bill Gates, the world's
richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates
did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he
had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met
him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a
devotee of Warren Buffet. 9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell
phone, nor has a computer on his desk. His advice to young people:
"Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money. B.
Live your life as simple you are. C. Don't do what others say, just
listen them, but do what you feel good. D. Don't go on brand name;
just wear those things in which u feel comfortable. E. Don't waste
your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in
need rather. F. After all it's your life then why give chance to
others to rule our life."
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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Shailendra
Naravane Date: Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 1:19 PM Subject: FW: True love
To: Ajay Shintre , Anil Joshirao , Gargeeeee Ingale , gopal1 godse1
, Inder RBI , Mukta Ingale , Nitin Abhyankar , Nitin Shirodkar ,
Sachiiiiiiiiin Abhyankar , Sanjay Ingale , Sudhir Vaidya , Suvrat
Dandekar , Vanitha Subramanian , Vishwas2 Ganoo2 ,
[email protected], [email protected],
[email protected]
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True love
This is what True Love is all about: It was a busy morning,
approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's,
arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he
was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his
vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an
hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him look at his
watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I
would evaluate his wound.
On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors,
got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his
wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in
conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment
this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no,
that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his
wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had
been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer' s
Disease . As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a
bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she
had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and
asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't
know who you are? " He smiled as he patted my hand and said, " She
doesn't know me, but I still know who she is." I had to hold back
tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, "That
is the kind of love I want in my life." True love is neither
physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is,
has been, will be, and will not be.
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With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there
are some that come along that have an important message, and this
is one of those kind. Just had to share it with you all.
From:
Divakar
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---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Date: Wed, Jul 9,
2008 at 12:53 PM Subject: FW: NO LIMITS....... To:
[email protected], [email protected],
[email protected], [email protected],
[email protected], [email protected]
NO LIMITS....... While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr
old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times,
not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child
lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child say
his father.... with painful eyes he asked "Dad when will my fingers
grow back?" Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and
kicked it a lot of times. . . . Devastated by his own actions......
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had
written "LOVE YOU DAD". The next day that man committed suicide. .
. Anger and Love have no limits, Choose the latter to have a
beautiful & lovely life ..
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