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Abercrombie Had A Zombie Aber-[F]crombie was so [G7] meek and [C] quiet Aber-[F]crombie was the [G7] tea room [C] type Oh you’d [F] never think he’d [G7] start a [C] riot Then Aber-[F]crombie had a zombie [G7] [C] Aber-[F]crombie never [G7] stole a [C] hansome Aber-[F]crombie never [G7] did a [C] bump Never [F] thought of crawling [G7] through a [C] transom Then Aber-[F]crombie had a zombie, [G7] yes [C] yes He never [F] passed a stop, He never [C] sassed a cop He never [F] drove a car, Into the [C] Astor bar He never [F] paid a fine, Or led a [C] conga line He was [G7] just a comic [F] val-[G7]en-[C]tine But [F] like that other [G7] famous [C] sinner Aber-[F]crombie met his [G7] water-[C]loo He’s the [F] man who never [G7] came to [C] dinner Cause Aber-[F]crombie had a zombie, [G7] or was it [C] two?

Aber-[F]crombie was so [G7] meek and [C] quiet Aber-[F]crombie was the [G7] tea room [C] type Oh you’d [F] never think he’d [G7] start a [C] riot Then Aber-[F]crombie had a zombie [G7] [C]

He never [F] passed a stop, He never [C] sassed a cop He never [F] drove a car, Into the [C] Astor bar He never [F] paid a fine, Or led a [C] conga line He was [G7] just a comic [F] val-[G7]en-[C]tine But [F] like that other [G7] famous [C] sinner Aber-[F]crombie met his [G7] water-[C]loo He’s the [F] man who never [G7] came to [C] dinner Cause Aber-[F]crombie had a zombie, [G7] or was it [C] two?

Ain’t She Sweet ![C] [E7] [A7] [D7] [G7] [C] [Am7] Ain’t [C#dim] she [G7] sweet?See her [Am7] coming [C#dim] down the [G7] street.Now I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially,[D7] Ain’t [G7] she [C] sweet?![Am7] Ain’t [C#dim] she [G7] nice?Look her [Am7] over [C#dim] once or [G7] twice.Now I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially,[D7] ain’t [G7] she [C] nice?!Just cast an [F] eye in her dir-[C]ectionOh, me! Oh, [F] my! Ain’t that per-[C]fection? [G7] ![Am7] I [C#dim] re- [G7] peatDon’t you [Am7] think she’s [C#dim] kind of [G7] neat?And I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially[D7] Ain’t [G7] she [C] sweet?![Am7] Ain’t [C#dim] she [G7] nice? Look her [Am7] over [C#dim] once or [G7] twice. Now I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially, [D7] ain’t [G7] she [C] nice? !Just cast an [F] eye in her dir-[C]ectionOh, me! Oh, [F] my! Ain’t that per-[C]fection? [G7] ![Am7] I [C#dim] re- [G7] peatDon’t you [Am7] think she’s [C#dim] kind of [G7] neat?And I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially[D7] Ain’t [G7] she [C] sweet?!And I [C] ask you [E7] very [A7] confidentially[D7] Ain’t [G7] she [C] sweet?

All Of Me!![C] All of me, why not take [E7] all of me?![A7] Can't you see I'm no good with-[Dm]out you?![E7] Take my lips I wanna [Am] lose them![D7] Take my arms I'll never [Dm] use [G7] them!![C] Your goodbyes left me with [E7] eyes that cry![A7] How can I get along with-[Dm]out you?![F] You took the part that [C] once was my [A7] heart!So [Dm] why not take [G7] all of [C] me? [F] [G7] !![C] Your goodbyes left me with [E7] eyes that cry![A7] How can I get along with-[Dm]out you?![F] You took the part that [C] once was my [A7] heart!So [Dm] why not take [G7] all of [C] me?!![C] All of me, why not take [E7] all of me?![A7] Can't you see I'm a mess with-[Dm]out you?![F] You took the part that [C] used to be my [A7] heart!So [Dm] why not take [G7] all of [C] me? [A7]!!So [Dm] why not take [G7] all of [C] me?!

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life!!Some [D] things in life are bad, They can [A] really make you mad![D] Other things just make you swear and [A] curse.!When you're [D] chewing on life's gristle, Don't [A] grumble, give a whistle!And [D] this'll help things turn out for the [E7] best...!!And... [A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] bright [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] ![A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] light [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] !!If [D] life seems jolly [E7] rotten, There's [A] something you've for [F#m] gotten!And [D] that's to laugh and [E7] smile and dance and [A] sing [F#m] !When you're [D] feeling in the [E7] dumps, [A] Don't be silly [F#m] chumps!Just [D] purse your lips and whistle - that's the [E7] thing.!!And... [A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] bright [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] ![A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] light [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] !!For [D] life is quite ab-[E7]surd, And [A] death's the final [F#m] wordYou must [D] always face the [E7] curtain with a [A] bow [F#m] !For-[D]get about your [E7] sin - give the [A] audience a [F#m] grin!En-[D]joy it - it's your last chance any[E7] how.!!So… [A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] bright [E7] side of [A] death [F#m] [D] [E7] ![A] Just be [F#m] fore you [D] draw your [E7] terminal [A] breath [F#m] [D] [E7] !![D] Life's a piece of [E7] shit, [A] When you look at [F#m] it![D] Life's a laugh and [E7] death's a joke, it's [A] true. [F#m] !You'll [D] see it's all a [E7] show, Keep 'em [A] laughing as you [F#m] go!Just [D] remember that the last laugh is on [E7] you!!And... [A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] bright [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] ![A] Always [F#m] look on the [D] light [E7] side of [A] life [F#m] [D] [E7] !![C] Always [Am] look on the [F] bright [G7] side of [C] life [Am] [F] [G7] ![C] Always [Am] look on the [F] light [G7] side of [C] life [Am] [F] [G7]!![C] Always [Am] look on the [F] bright [G7] side of [C] life [Am] [F] [G7] ![C] Always [Am] look on the [F] light [G7] side of [C] life [Am] [F] [G7]

As The Hours And The Days And The Weeks And The Months And The Years Roll By!![C] He loved her and [G7] she loved him [C] though her chance is [G7] mighty slim!Of [C] ever getting [G7] married to her [C] man [G7]![C] They’ve been courting [G7] years and years and [C] fixed the wedding [F] date![C] She was two hours [F] early and [D7] he was six months [G7] late!!All [C] day for him she’ll [G7] cry, her [C] eyes are never [F] dry!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!She’ll [C] talk about a [G7] week, she [C] stands there ankle [F] deep!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!![F] They say better late than never, two birds of a feather, [G7] must get together!!She’s bought [C] real posh under-[G7]wear and [C] said the maiden’s [F] prayer!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!The [C] twin bed by her [G7] side is [C] still unoccu-[F]pied!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!Each [C] night no hope at [G7] all, her [C] face turned to the [F] wall!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!![F] They say better late than never, two birds of a feather, [G7] must get together!!She com-[C]plains it’s so un-[G7]just, her [C] trousseau full of [F] dust!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!![C] How she sighs and [G7] sighs and sighs, [C] quite an outsize [G7] size in size!She [C] seems to miss the [G7] things she’s never [C] had [G7]![C] When he said good-[G7]bye-ye he [C] kissed her on the [F] mat!That [C] only set her [F] longing for [D7] something more than [G7] that!![C] Where they used to [G7] meet, she [C] stands and gets cold [F] feet!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!She [C] says she’s taken [G7] root, it’s [C] growing through her [F] boot![C] [G7] [C] [F] [C] [G7] [C]!![F] They say better late than never, two birds of a feather, [G7] must get together!!There’s a [C] wart upon her [G7] nose, good [C] gracious how it [F] grows!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by!Her [C] age is twenty-[G7]three, that’s [C] all she means to [F] me![C] [G7] [C] [F] [C] [G7] [C]!She’s [C] making baby [G7] clothes, and [C] says one never [F] knows![C] [G7] [C] [F] [C] [G7] [C]!![F] They say better late than never, two birds of a feather, [G7] must get together!!Or she’ll [C] never know for [G7] sure, what [C] god made husband [F] for!As the [C] hours and the [G7] days and the [C] weeks and the [F] months and the [C] years [G7] roll [C] by

Bell Bottom George!!Now [C] I can guess that some of you are [G7] wondering at my navy blues!Or [C] how I came to [F] be – oh a [C] sailor [G7] on the [C] sea.!![C] You may think that I'm too daft to [G7] know what's forward and which is aft, ![C] But when I've sung my [F] song – Oh, you'll [C] all [G7] agree you're [C] wrong.!!A [Dm] happy-go-[G7] lucky A.[C] B. on the [Dm] land [G7] or the [C] sea!I [Dm] know a few [G7] nautical [C] games and my [Dm] name's Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George!!A [Dm] girl in each [G7] port may be [C] true of the [Dm] boys [G7] dressed in [C] blue, !A [Dm] sailor I [G7] know has got [C] three and it's [Dm] me, Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George!!It's the [Dm] same to me as we [C] sail to Tripoli or we [Dm] go back home to [C] Dover!I can [Dm] go ashore and have [C] one or two more till I'm [Dm] feeling half-seas-[G7] over.!!Ad[Dm] ventures I've [G7] had by the [C] score, what a [Dm] life, [G7] what a [C] war.!If [Dm] ever you [G7] get in a [C] scrap I'm your [Dm] chap, Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George!!(faster)!When [Dm] others are [G7] up to their [C] necks pulling [Dm] ropes, [G7] scrubbing [C] decks, !Who [Dm] slips on the [G7] soap and goes – [C] whiz – down on [Dm] his Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George.!!The [Dm] Admiral's [G7] not a bad [C] guy, we get [Dm] on, [G7] he and [C] I, !He [Dm] speaks when we [G7] meet on the [C] stair, “Gangway [Dm] there Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George.”!!And the [Dm] chief is [G7] grand so I [C] always lend a hand!With a [Dm] grin and a [G7] smart “Aye, Aye [C] Sir”, !!And it's [Dm] fun by [G7] gum when I've [C] had a tot of rum, !I'm the [Dm] champion main brace [G7] splicer.!!I've [Dm] sailed the Dead [G7] Sea and the [C] Med, and the [Dm] Black [G7] and the [C] Red, !There's [Dm] only the [G7] suck it and [C] see left for [Dm] me Bell [G7] Bottom [C] George.

Black Strap Molasses!![C] Black strap molasses and the [G7] wheat germ bread!Makes you live so long you [C] wish you were dead!You [C] add some [C7] yogurt and you'll [F] be well [D7] fed!With [C] black strap mo-[G7]lasses and the [C] wheat germ bread![C] [G7] [C]!!My [C] grandpa's older than the [G7] old grey mare!He sits a-rockin’ in his [C] rockin’ chair!But [C] now he's got a [C7] smile that [F] he can't [D7] lose ![C] Grandma's sittin’ [G7] knittin’ [C] baby shoes (From eatin’)!!I [C] gave up cherry pie and [G7] T-bone steak!Chicken fricassee and [C] ice cream cake!I [C] don't need [C7] vitamins or [F] pills at [D7] all !I [C] even [G7] mix it with my [C] Hadacol (I’m eatin’)!!My [C] nerves were jumpy and I'd [G7] walk the floor!I never got to sleep till [C] after four!But [C] since I'm [C7] eatin’ right I [F] feel o-[D7]kay!I'm [C] sleepin’ [G7] every night and [C] half the day (From eatin’)!!Now [C] I was thinner than a [G7] pencil line!Had no muscles and I [C] had no spine!But [C] now I'm [C7] friskier [F] than a [D7] pup ![C] All you have [G7] do is [C] prop me up (Just feed me)!!I [C] know a fella who is [G7] ninety-two!Doctors told the guy that [C] he was through!But [C] now that the [C7] doctor has been [F] proven [D7] wrong!He's [C] got more [G7] hop in him than [C] Hopalong (From eatin’)

Bring Me Sunshine Bring me [G] sunshine in your [Am] smile Bring me [D7] laughter all the [G] while In this [G7] world where we live There should [C] be more happiness So much [A7] joy you can give to each [D7] brand new bright tomorrow Make me [G] happy through the [Am] years Never [D7] bring me any [G] tears Let your [G7] arms be as warm as the [C] sun from up above Bring me [A7] fun bring me [D7] sunshine bring me [G] love [Repeat] [E7] Bring me [A] sunshine in your [Bm7] smile Bring me [E7] laughter all the [A] while In this [A7] world where we live There should [D] be more happiness So much [B7] joy you can give to each [E7] brand new bright tomorrow Make me [A] happy through the [Bm7] years Never [E7] bring me any [A] tears Let your [A7] arms be as warm as the [D] sun from up above Bring me [B7] fun bring me [E7] sunshine bring me [A] love Bring me [A] sunshine in your [Bm7] smile Bring me [E7] laughter all the [A] while Let your [A7] arms be as warm as the [D] sun from up above Bring me [B7] fun bring me [E7] sunshine bring me [A] love Bring me [B7] fun bring me [E7] sunshine bring me [A] love

Chocolate Jesus Well I [Cm] don’t go to church on Sunday, don’t get on my knees to [Fm] pray Don’t memorize the books of the [Cm] Bible, I [G7] got my own special way [Cm] I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit [Fm] more I fall on my knees every [Cm] Sunday at [G7] Zerelda Lee's candy [Cm] store Well it's [Cm] got to be a chocolate Jesus, make me feel good [Fm] inside Got to be a chocolate [Cm] Jesus, [G7] keep me satis-[Cm]fied Well I [Cm] don’t want no Abba Zabba, don’t want no almond [Fm] joy There ain’t nothing [Cm] better [G7] suitable for this boy Well it's the [Cm] only thing that can pick me up, Better than a cup of [Fm] gold See only a chocolate [Cm] Jesus can [G7] satisfy my [Cm] soul

Well I [Cm] don’t want no Abba Zabba, don’t want no almond [Fm] joy There ain’t nothing [Cm] better [G7] suitable for this boy Well it's the [Cm] only thing that can pick me up, Better than a cup of [Fm] gold See only a chocolate [Cm] Jesus can [G7] satisfy my [Cm] soul

When the [Fm] weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade It's [Cm] best to wrap your savior up in cellophane He [Fm] flows like the big muddy but that’s ok [G7] Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait Well it's [Cm] got to be a chocolate Jesus, good enough for [Fm] me Got to be a chocolate [Cm] Jesus, [G7] good enough for [Cm] me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus, make me feel good in-[Fm]side Got to be a chocolate [Cm] Jesus, [G7] keep me satis-[Cm]fied

Compadres in the old Sierra Madre There is a [Em] place I know way down in [C7] Mexico [Am] High in the [B7] old Sierra [Em] Madre Where many an [Em] outlaw band from across the Rio [C7] Grande Have found a [Am] haven, a [B7] holdout, a [Em] hideaway But [Am7] danger rides with [D7] those who stray U-[G]pon their secret [Cmaj7] hideaway Where [Am] death is sure to [D7] welcome Any-[Em7] one [C7] within the [B7] law But if a [Em] man must run from any [C7] lawman's gun He'll find [Am] compadres in the [B7] old Sierra [Em] Madre Deep in the [Em] dark of night, beside the [C7] campfire's light, They weave the [Am] tales of the [B7] lies, of the [Em] bandits. Of jewels [Em] rare and old, of coaches [C7] filled with gold, [Am] Holdups pulled [B7] off like they [Em] planned it. But [Am7] danger rides with [D7] those who stray U-[G]pon their secret [Cmaj7] hideaway Where [Am] death is sure to [D7] welcome Any-[Em7] one [C7] within the [B7] law But if a [Em] man must run from any [C7] lawman's gun He'll find [Am] compadres in the [B7] old Sierra [Em] Madre

Deep in the [Em] dark of night, beside the [C7] campfire's light, They weave the [Am] tales of the [B7] lies, of the [Em] bandits. Of jewels [Em] rare and old, of coaches [C7] filled with gold, [Am] Holdups pulled [B7] off like they [Em] planned it.

But [Am7] danger rides with [D7] those who stray U-[G]pon their secret [Cmaj7] hideaway Where [Am] death is sure to [D7] welcome Any-[Em7] one [C7] within the [B7] law But if a [Em] man must run from any [C7] lawman's gun He'll find [Am] compadres in the [B7] old Sierra [Em] Madre

Der Fuehrer's Face When der [A] fuehrer says we [D] is de master race We [E7] heil heil right [A] in der fueher's face Not to [A] love der fuehrer [D] is a great disgrace So we [E7] heil heil right in der fuehrer's [A] face [E7] [A] [E7] [A] When Herr [A] Goebbels says we [D] own the world and space We [E7] heil heil right [A] in Herr Goebbels' face When Herr [A] Goring says they'll [D] never bomb this place We [E7] heil heil right in Herr Goring's [A] face [F#m] Are we not the supermen Aryan pure supermen [E7] Ja we are the supermen (super duper supermen) [F#m] Is this Nazi land so good? Would you leave it if you could? [E7] Ja this Nazi land is good. We would leave it if we could [E7] We bring the world new order, Heil Hitler's world new order Everyone of foreign race, They will love der fuehrer's face When we bring to the world disorder When der [A] fuehrer says we [D] is de master race We [E7] heil heil right [A] in der fueher's face Not to [A] love der fuehrer [D] is a great disgrace So we [E7] heil heil right in der fuehrer's [A] face [E7] [A] [E7] [A]

Devil Woman [G] Ev'rytime I see you walkin' down the street, I say, [F] you're the kind of woman I [G] just gotta meet. You [G] look so good and you look so fine And [F] one of these days I’m gonna [G] make you mine. Your [G] eyes are green and your legs are long, And [F] if I'm gonna get you, well, I [G] gotta be strong. But [G] you're like the devil with horns in your head, The [F] only way I'll get you is to [G] get you in bed. [F] Devil woman, you're like a stranger to [G] me. [F] Devil woman, this ain't the way it should [D7] be. [G] Ev'rytime I see you in the neighbourhood, I say, [F] you're the kind of woman that [G] makes me feel good. I [G] wanna rile you up then I wanna be kind, And [F] one of these days I'm gonna [G] make you mine. [F] Sexy sadie, you look like the devil to [G] me. [F] Devil woman, that's not the way it should [D7] be. [G] Early in the mornin' when the sun is hot, [F] All I do is think about the [G] things you got. But [G] you're like the devil with horns in your head, The [F] only way I’ll get you is to [G] get you in bed. [F] Devil woman, you're like an angel to [G] me. [F] Devil woman, this ain't the way it should [D7] be. [G] Ev'rytime I see you walkin' down the street, I say, [F] you're the kind of woman I [G] just gotta meet. You [G] look like the devil with horns in your head, The [F] only way I'll get you is to [G] get you in bed. You [G] look like the devil with horns in your head, The [F] only way I'll get you is to [G] get you in bed.

Every Time It Rains [G] [G7] [C] [Cm] [G] [Em7] [A7] [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] I sit at home and [C] wonder why [Cm] Ever since you [G] said good-bye [Em7] I feel so all a-[A7]lone [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] And summer showers [C] soak the ground [Cm] I watch the rain come [G] pouring down [Em7] And I call out your [A7] name [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] I hang my head and [C] want to die [Cm] And I don't seem to [G] care that I'm [Em7] Just not making it on my [A7] own [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] [C] Sometimes [D7] late at night [Bm7] I close my [E7] eyes [Am] And pretend that you're [D7] here with [G] me [G7] [C] But every [D7] time it rains [Bm7] I real-[E7]ize just how [Am] lonely my [D7] life is going to [G] be [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] Every time I hear a [C] raindrop fall [Cm] I may say I don't [G] mind at all [Em7] But I [A7] do [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] Every time I try to [C] tell myself [Cm] That in time I'll find [G] somebody else [Em7] But it won't be [A7] you [Am] Every time it [G] rains [G7] [C] [Cm] [G] [Em7] [A7] [Am] Every time it [G] rains

Everyone Says I Love You

[C] Everyone says [G7] I love youThe [C] cop on the corner and the [F] burglar too,The [C] preacher in the pulpit and the [Fm] man in the [G7] pew says[C] I love you. [Dm] [G7]

[C] Everyone, no [G7] matter who,The [C] folks over eighty and the [F] kid of two,The [C] captain and the sailor and the [Fm] rest of the [G7] crew says[C] I love you. [B7]

[Em] There, are only 8 little letters in this [B7] phrase, you’ll find.[Em] But, they mean lot more than all the other [Dm] words, com-[G7]bined.

[C] Everywhere, the [G7] whole world through,The [C] king in the palace, and the [F] peasant too,The [C] tiger in the jungle and the [Fm] monk in the [G7] zoo, says[C] I love you. [Dm] [G7]

[C] Everyone says [G7] I love you,The [C] great big mosquito when [F] he stings you,The [C] fly when he gets stuck on the [Fm] fly paper [G7] too, says[C] I love you. [B7]

[Em] There, are only 8 little letters in this [B7] phrase, you’ll find.[Em] But, they mean lot more than all the other [Dm] words, com-[G7]bined.

[C] Everyone says [G7] I love youThe [C] cop on the corner and the [F] burglar too,The [C] preacher in the pulpit and the [Fm] man in the [G7] pew say[C] I [G7] love [C] you. [G7] [C]

Five Foot Two!![C] I just saw a maniac, [G7] maniac, [C] maniac, [G7] wild, and tearing his [C] hair [G7][C] Jumping like a jumpin' jack, [G7] jumpin' jack, [C] jumpin' jack, ![G7] Child, you had to be [C] there![E7] Laughed so loud I thought that I would [A7] cave in,[D7] When I heard that silly, daffy-[G7]dilly ravin'!![C] Five foot two, [E7] eyes of blue,!But, [A7] oh, what those five feet could do!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal? [G7] ![C] Turned up nose, [E7] turned down hose,![A7] Flapper, yes sir, one of those!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal?!!Now if you [E7] run into a five foot two [A7] covered with fur,![D7] Diamond rings, and all those things,![G7] Betcha life it isn't her! !But [C] could she love, [E7] could she woo,![A7] Could she, could she, could she coo!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal? [G7] !![C] Love made him a lunatic, [G7] lunatic, [C] lunatic. [G7] he hollered and [C] cried [G7]![C] Like a monkey on a stick, [G7] on a stick, [C] on a stick,![G7] He was fit to be [C] tied,[E7] When we asked him for his wife's des-[A7]cription.[D7] He just answered all of us with [G7] this conniption:!![C] Five foot two, [E7] eyes of blue,!But, [A7] oh, what those five feet could do!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal? [G7] ![C] Turned up nose, [E7] turned down hose,![A7] Flapper, yes sir, one of those!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal?!!Now if you [E7] run into a five foot two [A7] covered with fur,![D7] Diamond rings, and all those things,![G7] Betcha life it isn't her!!But [C] could she love, [E7] could she woo,![A7] Could she, could she, could she coo!!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my [E7] gal? !!Has [D7] anybody [G7] seen my,![D7] Anybody [G7] seen my,![D7] Anybody [G7] seen my [C] gal?

From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies!![G7] [C] From the [F] Indies to the [G7] Andes in his [C] undies!And he [F] never took a [G7] shave except on [C] Mondays!He [A7] didn't eat a thing but chocolate [D7] sundaes!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!!And he [F] carried for a [G7] charm a kippered [C] herring!To [F] protect him when the [G7] tropic sun was [C] glaring!Who-[A7]ever met him thought he needed [D7] airing!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!!Otto [F] Zilch - he's a hero of the [C] ages!Otto [A7] Zilch - he will surely enter [D7] history's [G7] pages!!From the [F] Indies to the [G7] Andes, what a [C] mission!Stopping [F] only now and [G7] then to do some [C] fishin'!And he [A7] went without a copyright per-[D7]mission!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!!From the [F] whereses to the [G7] whatses in his [C] whoses!We [F] just forgot his [G7] name so please ex-[C]cuse us!But his [A7] uncle is a barber who sham-[D7]poos us !'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!!Otto [F] Zilch - he's the idol of the [C] nation!He'll be [A7] called to the Senate for inv-[D7]esti[G7]gation.!!He [F] took a para-[G7]sol that was his [C] Mama's!And he [F] crossed the mountains [G7] riding yellow [C] llamas!Which he [A7] dressed in purple polka-dot pa-[D7]jamas!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!!Otto [F] Zilch - he's the greatest navi-[C]gator!Otto [A7] Zilch - swam the rivers on an [D7] alli-[G7]gator!!And he [F] carried for a [G7] spare a pair of [C] panties!But they [F] didn't fit him [G7] well they were his [C] auntie's!In his [A7] undies from the Indies to the [D7] Andes!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!'Twas a [G7] very, very daring thing to [C] do!

Grandpa Had A Long One My [C] Grandpa had a long one, that [F] nearly touched his chin My [G7] uncle has a small one, just [C] like his brother Jim My [C] daddy has a broad one, just [F] like a rolling pin But [G7] mine is big and round and fat It looks more like a baseball bat You never saw a nose like mine be-[C]fore [C] Noses, [F] noses, they [C] run in my family [G7] Some are big, [C] some are small [D7] Some you cannot [G7] see at all [C] Noses, [F] noses, for [C] over a century Now [D7] isn’t it a shame There [G7] are no two the same My [C] cousin has a hard one, that [F] really takes the cake My [G7] nephew has a soft one, that [C] wiggles like a snake His [C] son has one so fragile, you [F] think it’s gonna break But [G7] mine’s unique and I proclaim It should be wrapped in cellophane You never saw a nose like mine be-[C]fore My [C] brother has a bent one, that [F] really is a pip His [G7] junior has a short one, with [C] freckles on the tip My [C] uncle has a thin one, just [F] like a horse’s whip But [G7] mine’s a peach I tell you guys It aughta win a Nobel prize You never saw a nose like mine be-[C]fore

Hello! Ma Baby / Toot Toot Tootsie!![G] Hello, my baby, [E7] hello, my honey, [A7] hello my ragtime gal![D7] Send me a kiss by wire; [G] baby my heart’s on [D7] fire !![G] If you refuse me, [E7] honey, you’ll lose me, [A7] then you’ll be left alone![D7] Oh baby, telephone, and tell me [G] I’m [D7] your [G] own.!![G] Toot, Toot, Tootsie, good-[A7] bye,![D7] Toot, Toot, Tootsie don’t [G] cry![G] The choo choo train that [Am] takes [D7] me,![Am] Away from you no [G] words can tell how [Am] sad it [D7] makes me!![G] Kiss me, Tootsie, and [A7] then,![D7] Do it over a-[G] gain. [G7] ![C] Watch for the mail, [C] I’ll never fail,!If [G] you don’t get a letter then you’ll know I’m in jail.!![G] Toot, Toot, Tootsie, don’t [A7] cry,![D7] Toot, Toot, Tootsie, good-[G] bye. [D7] !![G] Hello, my baby, [E7] hello, my honey, [A7] hello my ragtime gal![D7] Send me a kiss by wire; [G] baby my heart’s on [D7] fire!![G] If you refuse me, [E7] honey, you’ll lose me, [A7] then you’ll be left alone![D7] Oh baby, telephone, and tell me [G] I’m [D7] your [G] own.!![G] If you refuse me, [E7] honey, you’ll lose me, [A7] then you’ll be left alone![D7] Oh baby, telephone, and tell me [G] I’m [D7] your [G] own.

Hungry Freaks, Daddy! [A] Mr. America, [C] walk on by your [A] schools that do not [C] teach [A] Mr. America, [C] walk on by the [A] minds that won't be [C] reached [D] Mr. America [C] try to hide the [D] emptiness that's [C] you inside But [A] once you find that the [C] way you lied And [A] all the corny [C] tricks you tried Will [A] not forestall the [C] rising tide of [D] HUN-[G]GRY [C] FREAKS [E7] DADDY! [D] They won't go on [C] tour no more [D] Great mid-western [C] hardware store [Am] Philosophy that [G] turns away From [Am] those who aren't [G] afraid to say what's [D] on their minds The [Am] left behinds of the [G] great socie-[E7]ty [A] Mr. America, [C] walk on by your [A] supermarket [C] dream [A] Mr. America, [C] walk on by the [A] liquor store [C] supreme [D] Mr. America [C] try to hide the [D] product of your [C] savage pride The [A] useful minds that [C] it denied The [A] day you shrugged and [C] stepped aside You [A] saw their clothes, and [C] then you cried, "Those [D] HUN-[G]GRY [C] FREAKS, [E7] DADDY!"

I'd A Wrote You A Letter But I Couldn't Spell @#$@$ Drew a [C] mustache [F] on your [C] picture… Threw your [F] ring a-[C]way. I'd a [F] wrote you a letter but I [C] couldn't spell @#$@$... And [C] that's all [G7] I got to [C] say… [C] That's all [G7] I got to [C] say. When I [C] found out [F] you'd been [C] untrue… Not a [C] minute did [F] I de-[C]lay. I'd a [F] wrote you a letter but I [C] couldn't spell @#$@$.. And [C] that's all [G7] I got to [C] say… [C] that's all [G7] I got to [C] say. I even [F] went to where we [C] used to go, [G7] outside of [C] town. I [D7] found the tree where we carved our names And [G7] chopped that jive thing down. I [C] burned the [F] tie you [C] gimme… Never [C] dug it [F] any-[C]way. I'd a [F] wrote you a letter but I [C] couldn't spell @#$@$... And [C] that's all [G7] I got to [C] say… [C] That's all [G7] I got to [C] say. I'm [F] gonna do every-[C]thing I can… [G7] to get even with [C] you. I [D7] started today, when I wrote your name down… In [G7] thirty-four telephone booths. I [C] burned the [F] tie you [C] gimme… Never [C] dug it [F] any-[C]way. I'd a [F] wrote you a letter but I [C] couldn't spell @#$@$... And [C] that's all [G7] I got to [C] say… [C] That's all [G7] I got to [C] say.

I'm An Old Cowhand!!I'm an old cow-[F] hand [G7] from the Rio [C] Grande!But my legs ain't [F] bowed [G7] and my cheeks ain't [C] tan!Well I'm a [Am] cowboy who never [Em7] saw a cow!Never [Am] roped a steer 'cause I [Em7] don't know how!And I [Am] sure ain't fixin' to [Em7] startin' now![C] Yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay, hey yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay!!I'm an old cow-[F] hand [G7] from the Rio [C] Grande!And I learned to [F] ride [G7] before I learned to [C] stand!Well I'm a [Am] ridin' fool who is [Em7] up to date!I know [Am] every trail in the [Em7] Lone Star State!'Cause I [Am] ride the range in a [Em7] Ford V-8!Oh, [C] Yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay, hey yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay!!I'm an old cow-[F] hand [G7] from the Rio [C] Grande!And I come to [F] town [G7] just to hear the [C] band!I know [Am] all the songs that the [Em7] cowboys know!'Bout the [Am] big corral where the [Em7] dogies go!'Cause I [Am] learned them all on the [Em7] radio!Oh, [C] Yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay, hey yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay!!I'm an old cow-[F] hand [G7] from the Rio [C] Grande!Where the west is [F] wild [G7] round the border-[C] land!Where the [Am] buffalo roam a-[Em7] round the zoo!And the [Am] Indians make you a [Em7] rug or two!And the [Am] old Bar X is the [Em7] Barbecue!Oh, [C] Yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay, hey yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay!!Hey [C] yippee-i-[F] o-ki-[C] ay!

It Serves You Right [A] Ever since the [C#7] days of old the [D] Navy's ruled the [A] waves. For [E7] years they've told the world that Britain [A] never shall be slaves. The [A] Navy still re-[C#7]members and you'll [D] often hear them [A] say What [E7] Nelson told Napoleon up-[B7]on Trafalgar [E7] day. It [A] serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves you [E7] right. It [E7] serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, you might have been sitting [A] tight You [A] might have been in Civvy Street in-[B7]stead of in the fight But it [E7] serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it [B7] jolly well [E7] serves you [A] right And it's [D] no use kicking up a [A] row because you’re [B7] nobody's sweetheart [E7] now. You can [A] weep and sigh and pipe your eye but [B7] still you’re in the fight It [E7] serves you right, you shouldn't have joined, it [B7] jolly well [E7] serves you [A] right I [A] wouldn't mind the [C#7] Navy if the [D] blinking ship were [A] still It's [E7] all this bobbing up and down that [A] makes me feel so ill. The [A] seas alright for [C#7] sharks and whales and [D] things the like of [A] that But I'd [E7] rather stick my Marlin's Pike On [B7] llkla Moor [E7] baht'at But it [A] serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves me [E7] right It [E7] serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, I might have been sitting [A] tight. When [A] I was cleaning windows I would [B7] keep ‘em nice and bright But [E7] now I'm polishing portholes, rubbing them [B7] up with [E7] all me [A] might. And it's [D] no use kicking up a [A] row because you’re [B7] nobody's sweetheart [E7] now. One [A] day up in the [C#7] crows nest I was [D] feeling bright and [A] gay 'Til the [E7] captain shouted “Don’t come down, we've [A] taken the ship away” I [A] used to be a [C#7] chimney sweep in [D] dear old Wigan [A] town. I [E7] used to do the lady's down the [A] street for half a crown But [A] now I don't get [C#7] nothing for the [D] little jobs I [A] do. I [E7] wish I was in Wigan sweeping [B7] Mrs. Jones's [E7] flue. But it [A] serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, it jolly well serves me [E7] right It [E7] serves me right, I shouldn't have joined, I might have been sitting [A] tight. I [A] thought in every port I'd get a [B7] cuddle every night But [E7] all I've done is cuddle a gun and [B7] work up an [E7] appe-[A]tite. And it's [D] no use kicking up a [A] row because you’re [B7] nobody's sweetheart [E7] now. There's a [A] draught around my fore and aft my [D] jumper's much too tight I've got [E7] barnacles on my binnacle and it [B7] ruddy well [E7] serves me [A] right.

I’ll Give You A Ring

You look a little [C] lonely, Maybe I could [Dm] meet youTell me where to [Fm] reach you, And I'll give you a [C] ringI'll take you to the [G7] pictures. I'll miss the second [C] featureLord I [Am] can't believe my eyes I must be [G] dreaming [G7]Give me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ring [Fm] [C]

You look a little [C] hungry, Maybe I could [Dm] take youTell when to [Fm] wake you, And I'll give you a [C] ringI take you to the [G7] restaurant, We're looking at the [C] menuLord I [Am] can't believe my eyes I must be [G] dreaming [G7]Give me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ring

Oh [G] man I [C] know I won't be lonely any [Am] more [C] Me and my [F] phone I'm gonna [F] call [G] your [C] home[C] I won't be lonely any [Am] more [F] [G]

You look a little [C] lonely, Maybe I could [Dm] meet youTell me where to [Fm] reach you, And I'll give you a [C] ringI'll take you to the [G7] pictures, Miss the second [C] featureLord I [Am] can't believe my eyes I must be [G] dreaming [G7]Give me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ringGive me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ring [Fm] [C]

Oh [G] man I [C] know I won't be lonely any [Am] more [C] Me and my [F] phone I'm gonna [F] call [G] your [C] home[C] I won't be lonely any [Am] more [F] [G]

You look a little [C] sleepy, Wanna go to [Dm] bed dear?Tell me we can [Fm] wed dear, I'll give you a [C] ringTake you to the [G7] chapel, Listen to the [C] sermonLord I [Am] can't believe my ears I must be [G] dreaming [G7]Give me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ringGive me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ringGive me your [Fm] number, I'll give you a [C] ring [Fm] [C]

I’ll Keep You Satisfied!!You [Dm] don't need any-[G7]body to [C] hold you.!Here I [Dm] stand with my [G7] arms open [C] wide.!Give me [C] love and re-[C7]member what I [F] told you. [Fm]![C] I'll keep you [G7] satis-[C]fied.!!You [Dm] don't need any-[G7]body to [C] kiss you.!Every [Dm] day I'll be [G7] here by your [C] side.!Don't go [C] away, I'm af-[C7]raid that I might [F] miss you. [Fm]![C] I'll keep you [G7] satis-[C]fied.!!You can [G7] always get a simple thing like [C] love any-[Am]time.!But it's [G7] different with a [F] boy like me and a [Dm] love like [G7] mine.!!So be-[Dm]lieve every [G7] thing that I've [C] told you!And a-[Dm]gree that [G7]with me by your [C] side!You don't [C] need any-[C7]body to [F] hold you. [Fm]![C] I'll keep you [G7] satis-[C]fied.!!You [Dm] don't need any-[G7]body to [C] kiss you.!Every [Dm] day I'll be [G7] here by your [C] side.!Don't go [C] away, I'm af-[C7]raid that I might [F] miss you. [Fm]![C] I'll keep you [G7] satis-[C]fied.!!You can [G7] always get a simple thing like [C] love any-[Am]time.!But it's [G7] different with a [F] boy like me and a [Dm] love like [G7]mine.!!So be-[Dm]lieve every [G7] thing that I've [C] told you!And a-[Dm]gree that [G7] with me by your [C] side!You don't [C] need any-[C7]body to [F] hold you. [Fm]![C] I'll keep you [G7] satis-[C]fied.!

Lazy Dynamite

[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite [C]

Won't you [Em7] come out tonight, When the [F] time is rightOr will you [G] fight that [F] feeling in your [C] heartDon't you [Em7] know that inside, There's a [F] love you can't hideSo why do you [G] fight that [F] feeling in your [C] heart [F] [C]

[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite [C]

Won't you [Em7] come out tonight, When the [F] time is rightSo why do you [G] fight that [F] feeling in your [C] heart [F] [C]

Don't you [Em7] know that inside, There's a [F] love you can't hideSo why do you [G] fight that [F] feeling in your [C] heart [F] [C]

[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite[C] Oh lazy dynamite[F] Oh lazy [Fm] dynamite [C]

Let's Call The Whole Thing Off [G] You say [Em7] eether and [Am] I say [D7] eyether, [G] You say [Em7] neether and [Am] I say [D7] nyther, [G] Eether, [G7] eyether, [C] neether, [Cm] nyther, [G] Let's call the [Em7] whole thing [A7] off! [D7] [G] You like [Em7] potato and [Am] I like [D7] potahto, [G] You like [Em7] tomato and [Am] I like [D7] tomahto, [G] Potato, [G7] potahto, [C] tomato, [Cm] tomahto! [G] Let's call the [D7] whole thing [G] off! But [C] oh! [G] If we call the whole thing [E7] off, then we must [A7] part. [D7] And [C] oh! [G] If we ever part, then [E7] that might [Am] break my [D7] heart! So, if [G] you like [Em7] pajamas and [Am] I like [D7] pajahmas, [G] I'll wear [Em7] pajamas and [Am] give up [D7] pajahmas. [G] For we [G7] know we [C] need each other, [Cm] So we [G] Better call the [D7] calling off [B7] off. [E7] [Am] Let's call the [D7] whole thing [G] off! [G] You say [Em7] laughter and [Am] I say [D7] lawfter, [G] You say [Em7] after and [Am] I say [D7] awfter, [G] Laughter, [G7] lawfter, [C] after, [Cm] awfter, [G] Let's call the [Em7] whole thing [A7] off! [D7] [G] You like [Em7] vanilla and [Am] I like [D7] vanella, [G] You, sas-[Em7] parilla and [Am] I sas-[D7] parella, [G] Vanilla, [G7] vanella, [C] Choc'late, [Cm] strawb'ry! [G] Let's call the [D7] whole thing [G] off! But [C] oh! [G] If we call the whole thing [E7] off, then we must [A7] part. [D7] And [C] oh! [G] If we ever part, then [E7] that might [Am] break my [D7] heart! So, if [G] you go for [Em7] oysters and [Am] I go for [D7] ersters [G] I'll order [Em7] oysters and [Am] cancel the [D7] ersters. [G] For we [G7] know we [C] need each other, [Cm] So we [G] Better call the [D7] calling off [B7] off. [E7] [Am] Let's call the [D7] whole thing [G] off! [Am] Let's call the [D7] whole thing [G] off!

Love Is Stronger Than Justice [A7] This is a story of seven brothers We had the same father but different mothers We keep together like a family should Roaming the country for the common good It came to pass one faithful day We found ourselves down Mexico way The town, the mayor, the P.T.A. Pleading on their knees with us all to stay [A7] We'd only stopped for a few burritos But they told us of the trouble with los banditos A poor little town in need of aid My brothers and me had never been afraid The age of chivalry is not dead Lonesome nights in a cowboy bed There'd be a bride for every man Who chased away the evil gang [C] Love is [F] stronger than justice [G] Love is thicker than [C] blood [C] Love. Love, love is [F] stronger than justice [G7] Love is a big fat river in [C] flood [A7] The outcome was predictable Our banditos were despicable Of blood we lost a dozen litres A small price to pay for las senoritas The town mayor was happy but his face was glum The maidens numbered only one But there weren't seven brides for seven brothers I knew I had to get rid of the others CHORUS [A7] Mother told me I was the clever one The seventh son of a seventh son It all ended so happily I settled down with the family I look forward to a better day But ethical stuff never got in my way And though there used to be brothers seven There other six are singing in heaven CHORUS

Mmm Mmm Good [A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, [E7] nice [A7] Baby baby [D] ain’t this, [A] [E7] Para-[A] dise. [A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, [E7] gee [A7] Baby we got [D] something, [A] [E7] Yes sir-[A] ee. [D] Mmm, mmm, swell, Can’t you kind of [A] tell? [D] Can’t you kind of [A] hear? [D] That ding dong ding dong, [E7] wedding bell. [A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, mmm, [E7] fine [A7] Baby I am [D] yours and, [A] [E7] You are [A] mine.

[A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, [E7] nice [A7] Baby baby [D] ain’t this, [A] [E7] Para-[A] dise. [A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, [E7] gee [A7] Baby we got [D] something, [A] [E7] Yes sir-[A] ee.

[D] Mmm, mmm, swell, Can’t you kind of [A] tell? [D] Can’t you kind of [A] hear? [D] That ding dong ding dong, [E7] wedding bell. [A] Mmm, mmm, [F#m] good, [Bm7] Mmm, mmm, [E7] fine [A7] Baby I am [D] yours and, [A] [E7] You are [A] mine.

Mount Elga [A] Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga, a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming, A-[B7] huh! Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming catching me [B7] hell To climb this [Em7] hill the more I try to [A7] climb I'm slipping [D] still Me body run [Em7] down, me feeling [A7] weak The more I try to [D] climb up this mountain [B7] peak. Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga, a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming, A-[B7] huh! Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming catching me [B7] hell To climb this [Em7] hill the more I try to [A7] climb I'm slipping [D] still

Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga, a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming, A-[B7] huh! Mount Elga Mount [Em7] Elga a high mount-[A7]ain I climb as I'm [D] dreaming catching me [B7] hell To climb this [Em7] hill the more I try to [A7] climb I'm slipping [D] still [B7]

Mr. President Have Pity On The Working Man!![A] We've taken [E7] all you've given![A7] But it's gettin' hard to [D] make a livin’![A] Mr. President [E7] have pity on the working [A] man [E7]!![A] We ain’t asking [E7] you to love us![A7] You may place yourself [D] high above us![A] Mr. President [E7] have pity on the working [A] man [A7]!![D] I know it [Dm] may sound funny![A] But people ev’ry where are runnin’ [A7] out of money![B7] We just can't make it by our-[E7]self!![A] It is cold and the [E7] wind is blowing![A7] We need something to [D] keep us going![A] Mr. President [E7] have pity on the working [A] man!![A] [D] [A] [B7] [E7]![A] [D] [A] [E7] [A] [A7]!![D] Maybe you're cheap, [Dm] maybe you're lyin’![A] Maybe you have [A7] lost your mind![B7] Maybe you only think about your-[E7]self!![A] Too late to run, [E7] too late to cry now![A7] The time has come for us to [D] say good-bye now![A] Mr. President [E7] have pity on the working [A] man![A] Mr. President [E7] have pity on the working [A] man [E7] [A]

My Dog Loves Your Dog!![A] My dog loves your dog, And [E7] your dog loves my dog[A] If our [D] doggies love each other, [A] Why can't [D] we?![A] My dog's a he dog, And [E7] your dog's a she dog[A7] I wish [D] you loved me, The way that [A] he [E7] loves [A] she[A7] Don't they look sweet, Evr'time they meet!Be-[D]neath their favorite tree[B7] My big Airdale wags his little tail!To [E7] tell your Terrier he's [E7] crazy to marry her!![A] My dog loves your dog, And [E7] your dog loves my dog[A] If our [D] doggies love each other,[A] Why [E7] can't [A] we? [A] Your dog loves my dog, And [E7] my dog loves your dog![A] If our [D] doggies love each other, [A] Why can't [D] we ![A] All night he's whinin', Be-[E7]cause he gets pinin'To [A] be with [D] her the way, I liked to [A] be [E7] with [A] you!!I [A7] take him out and he runs about!To [D] see if she is in sight!By his [B7] nose he knows ev'ry place she goesHe [E7] calls to her: bowowow, I love you and howowow!!![A] My dog loves your dog, And [E7] your dog loves my dog[A] If our [D] doggies love each other, [A] Why [E7] can't [A] we? [A] Your dog, [E7] My dog![A] If our [D] doggies love each other, [A] Why can't [D] we [A] Look how she pets him, And [E7] look how she lets him![A] Play a-[D]round the way, I'd like to [A] play [E7] with [A] you!![A7] Chows and Pekinese who have pedigrees!Are [D] crazy over my hound!But [B7] your little mutt simply got him nuts!And [E7] he’ll gladly give her his last piece of liver 'cause!![A] My dog loves your dog, [E7] Your dog loves my dog[A] If our [D] doggies love each other, [A] Why [E7] can't [A] we?

On The Beach At Waikiki (Honi kaua wikiwiki) [F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki sweet brown [G7] maiden said to me As she [C7] gave me language lessons on the [F] beach at [C7] Waiki-[F]ki [C7] [F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki she then [G7] said and smiled with glee But she [C7] would not translate for me on the [F] beach at [C7] Waiki-[F]ki [F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki she re-[G7]peated playfully Oh those [C7] lips were so inviting on the [F] beach at [C7] Waiki-[F]ki [C7]

[F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki she re-[G7]peated playfully Oh those [C7] lips were so inviting on the [F] beach at [C7] Waiki-[F]ki [C7]

[F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki she was [G7] surely teasing me So I [C7] caught that maid and kissed her on the [F] beach at [C7] Waiki-[F]ki [C7] [F] Honi ka o-wah wiki wiki you have [G7] learned it perfectly Don't for-[C7]get what I have taught you said the [F] maid from [C7] Waiki-[F]ki

Paddlin' Madelin Home

I [C] love a [C#dim] girl named [G7] MadelinI [G7] know she [Dm] loves me [C] too For [C] ev'ry night in the [C#dim] bright moonlight We [Dm] ride in [G7] my ca-[C]noeI [C] kiss her in the [C#dim] parlor, and I [Dm] hug her in the [G7] hallBut [Dm] when we’re out in [G7] my canoeI [Dm] love her [G7] best of [C] all: [G7]

'Cause when I'm [C] paddlin' [G7] Madelin [C] home,Gee! When I'm [D7] paddlin' [C#dim] Madelin [D7] home,First we [G7] drift with the tide, then [C] pull for the [Am] shore.I [D7] hug her and kiss her and [G7] paddle some more,

I just keep [C] paddlin' [G7] Madelin [C] home,Until I [D7] find a spot [C#dim] where we're a-[D7]lone.Oh! If [C] she’d only [Em7] say, “Throw those [Am] paddles a-[D7]way!”[C] Paddlin' [G7] Madelin, [C] sweet, [C7] sweet [A7] Madelin,[D7] Paddlin' [G7] Madelin [C] home [G7]

Yes when I'm [C] paddlin' [G7] Madelin [C] home,Gee! When I'm [D7] paddlin' [C#dim] Madelin [D7] home,We [G7] go for the shore, in-[C]stead of the [Am] float[D7] Do a little necking and get [G7] back in the boat

I just keep [C] paddlin' [G7] Madelin'[C] home,Until I [D7] find a spot [C#dim] where we're a-[D7]lone.Then it’s [C] back up the [Em7] creek, with a [Am] creek in my [D7] back!Caused from [C] Paddlin' [G7] Madelin, [C] sweet, [C7] sweet [A7] Madelin,[D7] Paddlin' [G7] Madelin [C] home

Political Science [C] No one likes us, I [Caug] don't know why We [Am] may not be perfect, but [C7] heaven knows we try But [F] all around, even our [Fm] old friends put us down Let's [C] drop the big one and [G7] see what happens We [C] give them money, but [Caug] are they grateful? [Am] No, they're spiteful [C7] and they're hateful They [F] don't respect us, so [Fm] let's surprise them We'll [C] drop the big one and [G7] pulverize them [C] Asia's crowded and [Caug] Europe's too old [Am] Africa is far too hot And [C7] Canada's too cold And [F] South America [Fm] stole our name Let's [C] drop the big one There'll be [G7] no one left to blame us [F] We'll save Aus-[C] tralia [F] Don't wanna hurt no kanga-[C]roo [F] We'll build an All American a-[C]musement park there [G7] They got surfin', too [C] Boom goes London and [Caug] boom Paree [Am] More room for you and more [C7] room for me And [F] every city the [Fm] whole world round Will [C] just be another [A7] American town Oh, how [F] peaceful it will be We'll set [G7] everybody free You'll wear a [E7] Japanese kimono babe The [A7] Italian shoes for me They all [F] hate us any-[C]how So let's [D7] drop the [F] big one [C] now Let's [D7] drop the [F] big one [C] now

Poppa’s In Bed With His Britches On!![C] Son called the [C#dim] doctor to [Dm] hurry [G7] quick!‘Cause [G7] papa’s in the bedroom deathly [C] sick![C] Don’t tell the [C#dim] neighbors what it’s [Dm] all a-[G7]bout!He had to [G7] drink up all the liquor and it knocked him [C] out!![G7] Mama, Mama, hurry Mama hurry![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on!![G7] Sister brother, run and tell poor mother![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on!![C7] Late this morning about a half past ten![F] Old pops come falling in![D7] Lipstick on his cheek and a knot on his chin ![G7] No hat, no shoes but a belly full of gin!![G7] Uncle, Auntie, he’s still got on his pontie![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on!![C7] Late this morning about five o’clock![F] Father brought down the entire block![D7] The folks cross the hall put the key in the lock!When he [G7] fell in the door he was beat to his top!!( [G7] Uncle, Auntie, he’s still got on his pontie )![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on![C] Poppa’s in [F] bed with his [C] britches on

Raining In My Heart The [C] sun is out, the [C+] sky is blue There's [Am] not a cloud to [C7] spoil the view But it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart [Dm] [G7] The [C] weather man says [C+] “Clear today!” He [Am] doesn't know you've [C7] gone away And it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart [Gm] Oh, miser-[C] y, miser-[F] y [Am] What's gonna be-[D7] come of [Dm] me? [G7] I [C] tell my blues they [C+] mustn't show But [Am] soon these tears are [C7] bound to flow ‘Cause it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart

The [C] sun is out, the [C+] sky is blue There's [Am] not a cloud to [C7] spoil the view But it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart [Dm] [G7] The [C] weather man says [C+] “Clear today!” He [Am] doesn't know you've [C7] gone away And it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart

[Gm] Oh, miser-[C] y, miser-[F] y [Am] What's gonna be-[D7] come of [Dm] me? [G7] I [C] tell my blues they [C+] mustn't show But [Am] soon these tears are [C7] bound to flow ‘Cause it's [F] raining, [G] raining in my [C] heart

Rave On [D7] Well-a, well-a, the [G] little things you say and do, Make me want to [G7] be with you - ha - hoo. [C] Rave on, it's a crazy feelin’ and [G] I know it's got me reelin’ When [D7] you say, ‘I love you!’ [G] rave [C] on to me [G] [D7] The [G] way you dance and hold me tight, The way you kiss and [G7] say good-ni-ha-hight! [C] Rave on, it's a crazy feelin’ and [G] I know it's got me reelin’ When [D7] you say, ‘I love you!’ [G] Rave [C] on to [G] me. Well, [C] rave on, it's a crazy feelin’, And [G] I know, it's got me reelin’, I'm [D7] so glad that you're revealin’ your [G] love [C] for [G] me [G7] [C] Rave on, rave on and tell me, [G] tell me not to be lonely, [D7] Tell me, you love me only, [G] Rave [C] on to [G] me! [G7] [C] [G] [D7] [G] [G7] Well, [C] rave on, it's a crazy feelin’, And [G] I know, it's got me reelin’, I'm [D7] so glad that [D7] you're revealin’ your [G] love [C] for [G] me [G7] [C] Rave on, rave on and tell me, [G] tell me not to be lonely, [D7] Tell me, you love me only, [G] Rave [C] on to [G] me! [G] Rave [C] on to [G] me! [G] Rave [C] on to [G] me!

Sail Away [D] In A-[Bm7]merica, you'll get [E7] food to eat. [A7] Won't have to run through the jungle and [D] scuff up your feet. [D] You'll just [Bm7] sing about Jesus and [E7] drink wine all day; [A7] It's great to be an American. [D] [D] Ain't no [Bm7] lions or tigers, ain't [E7] no mamba snake, [A7] Just the sweet watermelon and the [D] buckwheat cake. [Bm7] Everybody is as happy as a [E7] man can be, [A7] Climb aboard little wog, sail a-[D] way with me. Sail A-[D]way, Sail A-[G]way. We will [D] cross the mighty [Bm7] ocean, into Charleston [E7] Bay. [A7] Sail A-[D]way, Sail A-[G]way. We will [D] cross the [Bm7] mighty [E7] ocean, into [G] Charleston [D] Bay. [D] In A-[Bm7]merica, every [E7] man is free, [A7] To take care of his home and his [D] family. [D] You'll be as [Bm7] happy as a monkey in a [E7] monkey tree; [A7] You're all gonna be an American. [D] Sail A-[D] way, Sail A-[G] way. We will [D] cross the mighty [Bm7] ocean, into Charleston [E7] Bay. [A7] Sail A-[D]way, Sail A-[G]way. We will [D] cross the [Bm7] mighty [E7] ocean, into [G] Charleston [D] Bay. [D] [Bm7] [E7] [A7] [D]

She Sits Down On Me!!Now [C] listen to my story, boys, I [G7] need your sympathy!The [C] tattooed lady in the circus [G7] fell in love with me!And [F] just to prove her [B7] love was sweet as [C] can-da-di!She [D7] had my picture tattooed on her [G7] body.!!She has the [C] landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder!And on her back she has the sunset of the [G7] west!And right be-[F]side her dimpled [B7] knees!She has two [C] great big apple [A7] trees!And the [D7] pyramids look lovely on her [G7] chest.!!When she de-[C]cided that she'd like to add my picture!She simply [C7] couldn't find a vacant spot, you [F] see [A7]!So she [F] tattooed my poor [D7] face, In a [C] most peculiar [A7] place!Now when-[D7]ever she sits [G7] down, she sits on [C] me. [G7]!!She has a [C] small gardenia tattooed on her elbow!And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of [G7] May!And right be-[F]neath her shapely [B7] spine!If you [C] saw that pal of [A7] mine!You would [D7] see the famous road to Manda-[G7]lay.!!She has a [C] rusty hinge that's tattooed on her kneecap!It looks so [C7] real it squeaks each time she bends her [F] knee [A7]!But she [F] fills me with dis-[D7]grace, When she [C] tattooed my poor [A7] face!So when-[D7]ever she sits [G7] down, she sits on [C] me. [G7]!!Now do you [C] wonder why I'm looking sad and worried!Do you wonder why I am feeling mighty [G7] low!I'd [F] like to take a [B7] chance, And kick her [C] right square in the [A7] pants!But if I [D7] do, I'll only kick myself, I [G7] know.!!The only [C] time that anyone can see my picture!Is when that [C7] tattooed lady takes her bath, oh [F] gee [A7]!I get [F] black and blue, of [D7] course, Every [C] time she rides a [A7] horse!'Cause now when-[D7]ever she sits [G7] down, she sits on [C] me. [A7]!!When-[D7]ever she sits [G7] down, she sits on [C] me.

Short People!![G] [Em7] [A] [D7]![G] Short people got [Em7] no reason,![A] Short people got [D7] no reason![G] Short people got [Em7] no reason, To [A] live [D7]!!They got [G] little hands, [G7] little eyes![C] They walk around tellin' [Cm] great big lies!They got [G] little noses and [G7] tiny little teeth!They wear [C] platform shoes on their [Cm] nasty little feet!!Well, I [G] don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people,![G] Don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people![G] Don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people `round [G] here![G] [Em7] [A] [D7]!![C] Short people are [G] just the same as [Am] you and I [D]!(A Fool Such As I)![C] All men are [G] brothers until the [Am] day they die [D] !(It's A Wonderful World)!![G] Short people got [Em7] nobody,![A] Short people got [D7] nobody![G] Short people got [Em7] nobody, to [A] love [D7]!!They got [G] little baby legs that [G7] stand so low!You got to [C] pick 'em up just to [Cm] say hello!They got [G] little cars that go [G7] beep, beep, beep!They got [C] little voices goin' [Cm] peep, peep, peep!They got [G] grubby little fingers and [G7] dirty little minds![C] They're gonna get you [Cm] every time!!Well, I [G] don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people,![G] Don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people![G] Don't [Em7] want no [A] short [D7] people `round [G] here![G] [Em7] [A] [D7] [G]

Someone to Lava [C] [G7] [F] [C] [G7] [C] A long long time ago, [G7] there was a volcano. [F] Living all alone, in the [C] middle of the [G7] sea. He [C] sat high above his bay, [G7] watching all the couples play, And [F] wishing that, [C] he had someone [G7] too. [C] And from his lava came this [G7] song of hope that he sang out-[F] loud every day, [C] For years and [G7] years. [F] I have a dream I [C] hope will come true, That [G7] you’re here with me and [C] I’m here with [C7] you. [F] I wish that the earth, sea, the [C] sky up above Will [F] send me [G7] someone to [C] lava. [C] Years of singing all alone [G7] turned his lava into stone, [F] Until he was on the [C] brink of extinc-[G7]tion. [C] But little did he know that [G7] living in the sea below [F] Another volcano was [C] listening to his [G7] song. [C] Every day she heard his tune. Her [G7] lava grew and grew [F] Because she believed his [C] song was meant for [G7] her. [C] Now she was so ready to [G7] meet him above the sea [F] As he sang his song of hope [C] for the last [G7] time. [F] I have a dream I [C] hope will come true, That [G7] you’re here with me and [C] I’m here with [C7] you. [F] I wish that the earth, sea, the [C] sky up above Will [F] send me [G7] someone to [C] lava.

[C] Rising from the sea below [G7] stood a lovely volcano [F] Looking all around but [C] she could not see [G7] him. He [C] tried to sing to let her know [G7] that she was not there alone, But [F] with no lava his [C] song was all [G7] gone. He [C] filled the sea with his tears and [G7] watched his dreams disappear As [F] she remembered what his [C] song meant to [G7] her. [F] I have a dream I [C] hope will come true, That [G7] you’re here with me and [C] I’m here with [C7] you. [F] I wish that the earth, sea and the [C] sky up above Will [F] send me [G7] someone to [C] lava. Oh [C] they were so happy to [G7] finally meet above the sea, All [F] together now their [C] lava grew and [G7] grew. No [C] longer are they alone with [G7] Aloha as their new home, And [F] when you visit them, [C] this is what they [G7] sing… [F] I have a dream I [C] hope will come true. That [G7] you'll grow old with me, And [C] I'll grow old with [C7] you. We [F] thank the earth, sea, and [C] sky we thank too. [F] I [G7] lava [C] YOU! [F] I [G7] lava [C] YOU! [F] I [G7] lava [C] YOU!

Sophisticated Hula [C] Hands on your [C7] hips. [F] Do your hula [Fm] dips [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [G7] [C] Swing your partner [C7] ‘round. [F] Soon you'll cover [Fm] ground [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [B7] [Em] The native hula maidens they love to dance [B7] They do their dancin’ to the beating of drums [G7] And now sophisticated hula's your chance [D7] So start your dancing while the [G7] melody runs [C] Dance to the music [C7] sweet. [F] Then you will re-[Fm]peat. [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [G7]

[C] Hands on your [C7] hips. [F] Do your hula [Fm] dips [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [G7] [C] Swing your partner [C7] ‘round. [F] Soon you'll cover [Fm] ground [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town

[Em] The native hula maidens they love to dance [B7] They do their dancin’ to the beating of drums [G7] And now sophisticated hula's your chance [D7] So start your dancing while the [G7] melody runs [C] Hands on your [C7] hips. [F] Do your hula [Fm] dips [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [G7] [C] Swing your partner [C7] ‘round. [F] Soon you'll cover [Fm] ground [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town [C] Sophisticated hula. [G7] Is the talk of the [C] town

Sweet Home

[A] Two hobos on a railroad line, [D] I'm getting ready to [A] go[A] Pulling on a bottle of burgundy wine, [E7] I'm getting ready to goWell they [A] couldn't hear that southbound whistle whenThe [D] Dixie Flyer burned a-[Dm]round the bendAnd it [A] punched their tickets for the promise land[D] I'm getting [E7] ready to [A] go

[A] Sweet home, [D] loving heaven [A] heaven[A] Sweet home, can't ya [E7] hear me singing low[A] Sweet home, [D] lordy I'll be [A] travelingSo [D] throw the gates wide [A] openCause [D] I'm getting [E7] ready to [A] go

Two [A] magpies on a telephone wire, [D] I'm getting ready to [A] go[A] Singing to the corn like a heavenly choir, [E7] I'm getting ready to goOld [A] Farmer John must be sleeping soundThey [D] shucked that corn and [Dm] passed it aroundBut the [A] old man's wife got her shotgun down[D] I'm getting [E7] ready to [A] go

[CHORUS]

[F#m] Listen here pal 'fore your road is runAnd your tightrope breaks in twoIt's a [B7] mighty big world you're standing onAnd it keeps going round without little old you know [E7] who(Boodle-am boodle-am boodle-am boodle-am boo)(Toodle-am toodle-am toodle-am toodle-am too)

[D] Shake a leg, shake a leg, shake a leg, shake a leg [A] now[D] Break a leg, [A] drag a leg, [D] shake a leg, [A] grab a leg,[D] Break a leg, [A] shake a leg [E7] now

Well it's [A] so long, good luck, great to know you, [D] I'm getting ready to [A] goMay the [A] Lord above take a liking to you, [E7] I'm getting ready to goWell it's a [A] short life of trouble so don't make moreWhen [D] death comes creeping 'round [Dm] your back doorIt [A] don't knock twice brother that's for sure[D] I'm getting [E7] ready to [A] go

[CHORUS][D] Throw the gates wide [A] openCause [D] I'm getting [E7] ready to [A] go

Sweet Lorraine!![C] [A7] [D7] [G7] !!I've [C] just found [A7] joy![D7] I'm as [G7] happy as a [C] baby [A7] boy![D7] With a-[G7]nother brand new [C] choo-choo [A7] toy![D7] When I [G7] met my sweet [C] Lorraine [A7] [D7] [G7] !!She's got a [C] pair of [A7] eyes![D7] That are [G7] brighter than the [C] summer [A7] sky![D7] When you [G7] see them, you will [C] real-[A7]ize![D7] Why I [G7] love my sweet Lorr-[C]aine [C7] !!Now [F] when it's rainin’, I don't [Fm] miss the sun!Be-[C]cause it's in my baby's [C7] smile![F] And to think that I'm the [Fm] lucky one![Dm] That will lead her down the [G7] aisle!!Each [C] night I [A7] pray![D7] That no [G7] one will steal her [C] heart a[A7] way![D7] I can't [G7] wait until that [C] lucky [A7] day![D7] When I [G7] marry sweet Lor-[C]raine [A7] [D7] [G7] !!She's got a [C] pair of [A7] eyes![D7] That are [G7] brighter than the [C] summer [A7] sky![D7] When you [G7] see them, you will [C] real-[A7]ize![D7] Why I [G7] love my sweet Lorr-[C]aine [C7] !!Now [F] when it's rainin’, I don't [Fm] miss the sun!Be-[C]cause it's in my baby's [C7] smile![F] And to think that I'm the [Fm] lucky one![Dm] That will lead her down the [G7] aisle!!Each [C] night I [A7] pray![D7] That no [G7] one will steal her [C] heart a[A7] way![D7] I can't [G7] wait until that [C] lucky [A7] day![D7] When I [G7] marry sweet Lor-[C]raine

T.B. Blues!!My [C] good gal's trying to make a fool out of [C7] me!Oh, my [F] gal's trying to make a fool out of [C] me!Trying to [G7] make me believe I [F] ain't got that old T. [C] B.!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!!When it [C] rained down sorrow, it rained all over [C7] me!And when it [F] rained down sorrow, it rained all over [C] me!‘Cause my [G7] body rattles like a [F] train on that old S. [C] P.!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!!I've got that [C] old T.B. I can't eat a [C7] bite!Got that [F] old T.B. I can't eat a [C] bite!Got a [G7] worried soul I [F] can't even sleep at [C] night!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!!I've been [C] fightin’ like a lion, looks like I'm going to [C7] lose!I'm [F] fightin’ like a lion, looks like I'm going to [C] lose!‘Cause there [G7] ain't nobody, ever [F] whipped the T. B. [C] blues!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!![C] Gee but the graveyard is a lonesome [C7] place![F] Oh that graveyard is a lonesome [C] place!They put you [G7] on your back, throw that [F] mud down in your [C] face!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!!I've got the [C] T. [G7] B. [C] blues!

That's How The Yodel Was Born When you [C] hear a cowboy yodeling a [F] song of open range, Your [C] heart leaps up to hear his stirring [G7] tale But [C] did you ever wonder, at the [F] end of his refrain, Why his [G7] voice leaps in a mournful [C] wail? Well, the [Am] story as it was told to me, Was [G7] handed down through history, Of a [Am] singing cowboy brave enough to [G7] try To [Am] ride the meanest ol' cayuse And [G7] bucked him off right at the chute And [Am] left him spinning way up in the [G7] sky The [F] bronco jumped up and the [C] cowboy came down They [F] met at the old saddle [C] horn It [F] made a deep impression; you could [C] say it changed his [Am] life And [F] that's how the [G7] yodel was [C] born Yo-de-[F] lay-ee lay-ee [C] dum dudly um da dee [G7] dum dudly um da dee, [C] dum dudly um da [c7] dee Yo-de-[F] lay-ee lay-ee [C] dum dudly um da dee Yo-de-[G7] lay-ee lay-ee [C] ee A-Yodel-[G7] lay-ee lay-ee [C] lay-eeeeeeee!

The Best Things In Life Are Free!!The [C] moon belongs to everyone!The best things in life are [Dm] free [G7]!The [Dm] stars belong to [F] everyone!They [G7] gleam there for you and [C] me!!The [C7] flowers in spring, the [F] robins that sing!The [D7] sunbeams that shine, they're [Dm] yours, they're [G7] mine!!And [C] love can come to [A7] everyone!The [Dm] best things in [D7] life [G7] are [C] free [G7]!!

The [C] moon belongs to everyone!The best things in life are [Dm] free [G7]!The [Dm] stars belong to [F] everyone!They [G7] gleam there for you and [C] me!!The [C7] flowers in spring, the [F] robins that sing!The [D7] sunbeams that shine, they're [Dm] yours, they're [G7] mine!!And [C] love can come to [A7] everyone!The [Dm] best things in [D7] life [G7] are [C] free [G7]!

!The [C] moon belongs to everyone!The best things in life are [Dm] free [G7]!The [Dm] stars belong to [F] everyone!They [G7] gleam there for you and [C] me!!The [C7] flowers in spring, the [F] robins that sing!The [D7] sunbeams that shine, they're [Dm] yours, they're [G7] mine!!And [C] love can come to [A7] everyone!The [Dm] best things in [D7] life [G7] are [C] free [A7]!!The [D7] best things in [G7] life are [C] free

The Fishin’ Hole!!Well [C] take [F] down your [C] fishin’ [F] pole!And [C] meet me [F] at the [C] fishin’ [G7] hole!We may [C] not [F] get a [C] bite all [F] day!But [C] don’t you [G7] rush a-[C]way!!What a [C] great [F] place to [C] rest your [F] bones!And [C] mighty [F] fine for [C] skippin’ [G7] stones!You feel [C] fresh [F] as a [C] lemon-[F]ade!A-[C] settin’ [G7] in the [C] shade!![F] Whether it’s [C] hot, [F] whether it’s [C] cool![F] Oh what a [C] spot for [D7] whistlin’ like a [G7] fool!!What a [C] fine [F] day to [C] take a [F] stroll!And [C] wander [F] by the [C] fishin’ [G7] hole!I can’t [C] think [F] of a [C] better [F] way!To [C] pass the [G7] time of [C] day!!We’ll have [C] no [F] need to [C] call the [F] roll!When [C] we get [F] to the [C] fishin’ [G7] hole!There’ll be [C] you, [F] me, an’ [C] old dog [F] Trey!To [C] doodle [G7] time a-[C]way!!If we [C] don’t [F] hook a [C] perch or [F] bass!We’ll [C] cool our [F] toes in [C] dewy [G7] grass!Or else [C] pull [F] up a [C] weed to [F]chaw!And [C] maybe [G7] set and [C] jaw!![F] Hangin’ a-[C]round, [F] takin’ our [C] ease![F] Watchin’ that [C] hound a-[D7] scratchin’ at his [G7] fleas!!Well [C] take [F] down your [C] fishin’ [F] pole!And [C] meet me [F] at the [C] fishin’ [G7] hole!I can’t [C] think [F] of a [C] better [F] way!To [C] pass the [G7] time of [C] day

The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down

Oh, the [A] Merry-Go-Round broke downAnd we went round and [E7] roundEach time t’would miss, we'd steal a kiss And the Merry-Go-Round went[A] “Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pahUm-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!”

Oh, the [A] Merry-Go-Round broke downAnd it made the darndest [E7] sound,The lights went low, we both said “Oh!”And the Merry-Go-Round went[A] “Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pahUm-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!”

[D] Oh what fun - a wonderful time[A] Finding love for [E7] only a dime.

Oh, the [A] Merry-Go-Round broke downBut you don't see me [E7] frownThings turned out fine and now she's mine -Cause the the Merry-Go-Round went[A] “Um-pah-pah, um-pah-pahUm-pah! Um-pah! Um-pah-pah-pah!’

Oh, the [D] Merry-Go-[E7] Round broke [A] down.

The Moon Song!!I'm [Dm] lying [G] on the [C] moon!My [Dm] dear, I'll [G] be there [C] soon!It's a [Dm] quiet and [G] starry [C] place!Time’s we’re [Dm] swallowed [G] up!In [F] space we're a [Fm] million miles a-[C]way!!There’s [Dm] things I [G] wish I [C] knew!There’s [Dm] no thing I’d [G] keep from [C] you!It’s a [Dm] dark and [G] shiny [C] place!But with [Dm] you my [G] dear!I’m [F] safe and we're a [Fm] million miles a-[C]way!!We’re [Dm] lying [G] on the [C] moon!It’s a [Dm] perfect [G] after-[C]noon!Your [Dm] shadow [G] follows me all [C] day!Making [Dm] sure that [G] I’m!O-[F]kay and we’re a [Fm] million miles a-[C]way

The Puppy Song! ![G7] Dreams are nothing more than wishes, !And a [C7] wish is just a dream you wish to come [F] true [C7] !!If [F] only I could have a puppy, [D7] I'd call myself so very lucky ![G7] Just to have some company to [C] share a cup of [C7] tea with me !I'd [F] take my puppy everywhere, [D7] la la la la I wouldn't care ![G7] But we would stay away from crowds!With [C] signs that said no [C7] dogs allowed !!Oh [F] we - I know he'd never bite [G7] me [C7] ![F] We - I know he'd never bite [G7] me [C7] !!If [F] only I could have a friend who'd [D7] stick with me until the end ![G7] And walk along beside the sea and [C] share a bit of [C7] moon with me !I'd [F] take my friend most everywhere, [D7] la la la la I wouldn't care ![G7] But we would stay away from crowds!With [C] signs that said no [C7] friends allowed !!Oh [F] we – we’d be so happy to [G7] be [C7] ![F] We – we’d be so happy to [G7] be to-[C7] gether!![G7] Dreams are nothing more than wishes,!And a [C7] wish is just a dream you wish to come [F] true [D7] !![G7] Dreams are nothing more than wishes,!And a [C7] wish is just a dream you wish to come [F] true![D7] !!!

The Trail Of The Lonesome Pine!![G] On a mountain in Virginia!Stands a lonesome [D7] pine!Just below [G] is the cabin home![A7] Of a little [D7] girl of mine!Her [G] name is June, and very, very soon![E7] She'll belong to [A7] me![D7] For I know she's [G] waiting there for me![D7] 'Neath that [A7] lone pine [D7] tree!!In the [G] Blue Ridge Mountains of Vir-[A7]ginia!On the [D7] trail of the lonesome [G] pine!In the [G] pale moonshine our [A7] hearts entwine!Where [D7] she carved her name and [G] I carved mine!Oh, [G] June, like the [G7] mountains I'm blue!Like the [C] pine I am [A7] lonesome for [E7] you!In the [G] Blue Ridge Mountains of Vir-[A7]ginia!On the [D7] trail of the lonesome [G] pine!!In the [G] Blue Ridge Mountains of Vir-[A7]ginia!On the [D7] trail of the lonesome [G] pine!In the [G] pale moonshine our [A7] hearts entwine!Where [D7] she carved her name and [G] I carved mine!Oh, [G] June, like the [G7] mountains I'm blue!Like the [C] pine I am [A7] lonesome for [E7] you!In the [G] Blue Ridge Mountains of Vir-[A7]ginia!On the [D7] trail of the lonesome [G] pine [D7] [G]!

Tumbling Tumbleweeds [C] I'm a roaming cowboy, [F] riding all day [C] long [G7] Tumbleweeds around me [C] sing their lonely [C7] song [F] Nights underneath a prairie [C] moon [A7] [D7] I ride alone and sing a [G] tune [G7]

[F] See them tumbling down [E7] Pledging their love to the ground [F] Lonely but free I'll be [C] found [C#dim] [G7] Drifting along with the tumbling [C] tumbleweeds [C+]

[F] Cares of the past are behind [E7] Nowhere to go but I'll find [F] Just where the trail will [C] wind [C#dim] [G7] Drifting along with the tumbling [C] tumbleweeds [C+] I [G7] know when night has [C] gone that a [B7] New world's born at [Em7] dawn, [G7] [F] I'll keep rolling along [E7] Deep in my heart is a song [F] Here on the range I be- [C] long [C#dim] [G7] Drifting along with the tumbling [C] tumbleweeds. [C+]

Repeat from Chorus to end Last time add: [G7] Drifting along with the tumbling [C] tumbleweeds.

Valentine !![C] Valentine, won't you be my [F] Valentine? !And introduce your [C] heart to mine [G7]!And be my Valen-[C]tine !!Summertime we could run and play like [F] summertime !With storybooks and [C] nursery rhymes [G7]!So be my Valen-[C]tine [F] [C7]!![F] Candy heart, if anyone could, you could have a [Em7] candy heart !You're the sweetest of [F] all sweethearts ![Am] Won't you give your heart to [D7] me, can't you [G7] see?!!I love you [C] Valentine, won't you be my [F] Valentine !And won't you share your [C] space with mine [G7]!And be my Valen-[C]tine [F] [C7]!![F] Candy heart, if anyone could, you could have a [Em7] candy heart !You're the sweetest of [F] all sweethearts ![Am] Won't you give your heart to [D7] me, can't you [G7] see?!![C] Valentine, won't you be my [F] Valentine?!And introduce your [C] heart to mine [G7]!And be my Valen-[C]tine !![C] Valentine, won't you be my [F] Valentine?!And introduce your [C] heart to mine [G7]!And be my Valen-[C]tine !![G7] And be my Valen-[C]tine !

Waiting For A Train yodel [C] [G7] [C] [G7] [C] [C] All [G7] around the [C] water [C7] tank [F] waiting [Fm] for a [C] train A [F] thousand miles [C] away from [Am] home [D7] sleeping in the [G7] rain I [C] walked up [G7] to a [C] brakeman [C7] just to [F] give him a [Fm] line of [C] talk He [F] said if you've got [C] money [A7] boy I'll [D7] see that you don't [G7] walk Well I [C] haven't [G7] got a [C] nickel [C7] not a [F] penny [Fm] can I [C] show He [F] said get off you [C] railroad [A7] bum And he [D7] slammed the [G7] boxcar [C] door yodel [C] [G7] [C] [G7] [C]

[C] All [G7] around the [C] water [C7] tank [F] waiting [Fm] for a [C] train A [F] thousand miles [C] away from [Am] home [D7] sleeping in the [G7] rain I [C] walked up [G7] to a [C] brakeman [C7] just to [F] give him a [Fm] line of [C] talk He [F] said if you've got [C] money [A7] boy I'll [D7] see that you don't [G7] walk Well I [C] haven't [G7] got a [C] nickel [C7] not a [F] penny [Fm] can I [C] show He [F] said get off you [C] railroad [A7] bum And he [D7] slammed the [G7] boxcar [C] door

yodel [C] [G7] [C] [G7] [C] Well he [C] put me [G7] off in [C] Texas [C7] a [F] place I [Fm] dearly [C] love The [F] wide open spaces all [C] around me the [D7] moon and stars [G7] above [C] Nobody [G7] seems to [C] want me [C7] nor to [F] lend me a [Fm] helping [C] hand I'm [F] on my way from [C] Frisco [A7] heading [D7] back to Dixie [G7] Land My [C] pocket-[G7]book is [C] empty [C7] my [F] heart is [Fm] filled with [C] pain I'm a [F] thousand miles [C] away from [A7] home Just [D7] waiting [G7] for a [C] train yodel [C] [G7] [C] [G7] [C] [G7] [C]

We All Stand Together

[G] [A7] [D] [A] [D] [D] [A] [D] [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [D][D] Win or [A] lose, [D] sink or [A] swim[D] One thing is [G] certain we'll [B7] never give [Em7] in[A] Side by [D] side, [A] hand in [D] handWe [G] all [A] stand to-[D]gether [A] [D][G] [A7] [D] [A] [D] [D] [A] [D] [A]

[D] Play the [A] game, [D] fight the [A] fight[D] But what's the [G] point on a [B7] beautiful [Em7] night?[A] Arm in [D] arm, [A] hand in [D] handWe [G] all [A] stand to-[D]gether [A] [D]

[F] La la la la [Dm] la la la la[F] Keeping us [C] warm in the [F] night[F] La la la la [Dm] la la la la[F] Walk in the [C] light[A7] You'll get it right

[D] Win or [A] lose, [D] sink or [A] swim[D] One thing is [G] certain we'll [B7] never give [Em7] in[A] Side by [D] side, [A] hand in [D] handWe [G] all [A] stand to-[D]gether [A] [D]

We [G] all [A] stand to-[D]gether [A] [D]

When Hilo Hattie Does the Hilo Hop When [G] Hilo Hattie does the Hilo Hop, There's [E7] not a bit of use for a traffic cop For [A7] everything and everybody comes to a stop, When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop The [G] sugar raises cane, the palm trees sigh The [E7] ukuleles fret, and the birds won't fly The [A7] humuhumunukunuku stop swimming by When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop [G7] That wahine has an opu [C] With a college education [A7] There's no motion she won't go through, She [D7] doesn't leave a thing to your imagination [G] Hattie does a dance no law would allow A [E7] crater took a look, and it’s sizzling now She'd [A7] better watch her step, or everything will be pau When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop [G] Now when Hattie does her stuff, they cry for more And [E7] everybody knows what they're crying for The [A7] sailors leave the ships at sea and swim for the shore When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop She [G] does her very best to satisfy She [E7] shakes her holoku and she winks her eye You [A7] always find the fellas, hanging 'round her lanai When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop All the [G7] folks in Hilo said "We love it" [C] But your dance is causing trouble [A7] Hattie said "Think nothing of it, I'd [D7] do a bubble dance if I could find a bubble" The [G] kanes go to town and go for broke Wa-[E7]hines leave their clothes in the tub to soak [A7] Little keikis stay at home and drink up the oke When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop

Now [G] Hattie said she'd like to quit someday And [E7] settle down for good on her old punee The [A7] folks won't let her go because she's really okay When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop All our [G] natives go pupule, no one's sane The [E7] malihinis vow that they've lived in vain They [A7] go without their kau kau, and they stand in the rain When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop Well, they [G7] took Hattie to the hoosegow, [C] Hattie went along quite gaily She said, [A7] "Oh, judge, turn me loose now, [D7] I'll do my dance if you will play the ukulele." [G] Hattie's sure to die from too much gin But she will [E7] never pay for her life of sin St. [A7] Peter's gonna take a look and say “Come on in.” When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop --- additional lyrics --- Now when [G] Hattie oni onis, there's no doubt [E7] That she's a girl who knows what it's all about [A7] Babies hush, women blush, strong men pass out When [Am] Hilo Hattie [D7] does the Hilo [G] Hop Well, [G7] Hattie sailed for California [C] With the very best intentions But [A7] now she says she'd like to warn ya If you [D7] want to keep your health, don't go to Shrine conventions.

When I'm Cleaning Windows!![C] [C7] [F] [D7] [C] [A7] [G7] [C] !Now [C] I go cleaning windows to [D7] earn an honest bob. ![G7] For a nosey parker it's an interesting [C] job!!Now [C] it's a job that [C7] just suits me, a [F] window cleaner [D7] you will be. !If [C] you could see what [A7] I can see, [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows.![C] The honeymooning [C7] couples too, [F] You should see them [D7] bill and coo. !You'd [C] be surprised at [A7] things they do [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows.!![E7] In my profession I work hard, [A7] but I'll never stop. ![D7] I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I [G7] get right to the top.!![C] The blushing bride she [C7] looks divine, The [F] bridegroom he is [D7] doing fine !I'd [C] rather have his [A7] job than mine [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows.!![C] The chambermaid sweet [C7] names I call, It's a [F] wonder [D7] I don't fall. !My [C]minds not on my [A7] work at all [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows!![C] I know a fellow [C7] such a swell, He has a [F] thirst it's [D7] plain to tell. !I've [C] seen him drink his [A7] bath as well [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows, oh!![E7] In my profession I work hard, [A7] but I'll never stop. ![D7] I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I [G7] get right to the top.!![C]Pajamas lying [C7] side by side [F] ladies nighties [D7]I have spied. !I've [C] often seen what [A7] goes inside, [G7] when I'm cleaning [C] windows.!!Instrumental!![C] There's a famous [C7] talkie queen, [F] She looks a flapper [D7] on the screen. !She's [C] more like eighty [A7] than eighteen [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows.![C] She pulls her hair all [C7] down behind, Then [F] pulls down her, [D7] never mind,!And after [C] that pulls [A7] down the blind [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows.!![E7] In my profession I work hard, [A7] but I'll never stop. ![D7] I'll climb this blinking ladder 'til I [G7]get right to the top.!![C]An old maid walks [C7] around the floor [F] She's so fed up one  [D7] day I'm sure,!She’ll [C] drag me in and [A7] lock the door [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows!![C] [C7] [F] [D7] [C] [A7] [G7] When I'm cleaning [C] windows

When Irish Eyes Are Smiling There's a [C] tear in your eye, and I'm wondering why, For it [C] never should be there at all. With such [G7] pow'r in your smile, sure a [C] stone you'd be-[A7]guile, So there's [D7] never a teardrop should [G7] fall. When your [C] sweet lilting laughter's like some fairy song, And your [C] eyes twinkle [C7] bright as can [F] be; You should [D7] laugh all the while and all [C] other times [A7] smile, And now, [D7] smile a smile for [G] me. [G7] When [C] Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis [F] like a morn in [C] spring. In the [F] lilt of Irish [C] laughter [A7] you can [D7] hear the angels [G] sing. When [C] Irish hearts are happy, [C7] All the [F] world seems bright and [C] gay. But when [F] Irish [Fm] eyes are [C] smiling, [A7] They can [D7] steal your [G7] heart a-[C]way. For your [C] smile is a part of the love in your heart, And it [C] makes even sunshine more bright. Like the [G7] linnet's sweet song, crooning [C] all the day [A7] long, Comes your [D7] laughter and comes all your [G7] light. For the [C] springtime of life is the sweetest of all There is [C] never a [C7] care or re-[F]gret; And while [D7] springtime is ours throughout [C] all of youth's [A7] hours, Let us [D7] smile every chance that we [G] get. [G7] When [C] Irish eyes are smiling, sure 'tis [F] like a morn in [C] spring. In the [F] lilt of Irish [C] laughter [A7] you can [D7] hear the angels [G] sing. When [C] Irish hearts are happy, [C7] All the [F] world seems bright and [C] gay. But when [F] Irish [Fm] eyes are [C] smiling, [A7] They can [D7] steal your [G7] heart a-[C]way.

With My Little Ukulele In My Hand!![C] Now everybody's [G7] got a crazy notion of their [C] own![F] Some like to mix up with a [C] crowd, some [D7] like to be [G7] alone!It's no [F] one else's business, as [C] far as I can see !But [D7] every time that I go out the people stare at [G7] me!With my [C] little ukulele in my [C7] hand, Of [F] course the people do not under-[C]stand!Some [G7] say, 'Why don't you be a scout, Why [C] don't you read a book?'!But [D7] I get lots more pleasure when I'm playing with me [G7] uke!!!Of [C] course I take no [E7] notice you [Am] can tell [C7] !For [F] mother's sound advice will always [G7] stand!She said 'My [C] boy do what I [E7] say, And you'll [A7] never go [Dm] astray![G7] If you keep your ukulele in your [C] hand![E7] Yes [A7] son! [D7] Keep your [G7] ukulele in your [C] hand!![C] While walking down the [G7] prom last night as [C] peaceful as can be![F] When some young girl said, [C] "What about a [D7] stroll down by the [G7] sea?"!She [F] said her name was Jane and that she'd [C] just come for the day,!She [D7] looked so young and harmless that I [G7] couldn't turn away.!So with me [C] little ukulele in my [C7] hand, I [F] took a stroll with Jane along the [C] sand!We [G7] walked along for miles without a [C] single care or frown,!But [D7] when we reached the sand dunes, she said, "Come on let’s sit [G7] down."!!I [C] felt so shy and [E7] bashful sitting [Am] there [C7] !Cause the [F] things she said I didn't [G7] understand!She said, "Your [C] love just turns me [E7] dizzy, Come [A7] along big boy get [Dm] busy!"!But I [G7] kept me ukulele in my [C] hand![E7] Yes [A7] sir! [D7] I kept my [G7] ukulele in my [C] hand!!![C] Made up my mind that [G7] I'd get wed some [C] eighteen months ago,!I [F] also bought a [C] book about the [D7] things you want to [G7] know.!But [F] just about a week ago I [C] got an awful fright,!I [D7] had to get dressed quickly in the [G7] middle of the night.!And with my [C] little ukulele in my [C7] hand, I [F] ran along the road for Doctor [C] Brand.!It [G7] didn't take him long to get his [C] little bag of tools!I [D7] held his hat and coat and let him have me book of [G7] rules!!Out [C] of the bedroom [E7] door he looked and [Am] smiled [C7] !Said, [F] "Come inside and see your wife and [G7] child!"!My [C] heart it jumped with [E7] joy, I could [A7] see it was a [Dm] boy!For he [G7] had a ukulele in his [C] hand![E7] Oh [A7] Baby! [D7] He had a [G7] ukulele in his [C] hand!

You Belong To Me!![A] Button up your overcoat, [B7] When the wind is free[E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [E7]![A] Eat an apple every day, [B7] Get to bed by three[E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [A7]!!Be careful [D] crossing streets, ooh, ooh, [A] Cut out sweets, ooh, ooh![F#m] Lay off meat, ooh, ooh, [E7] You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum!![A] Wear your flannel underwear, [B7] When you climb a treeOh, [E7] take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [E7]![A] When you sass a traffic cop, [B7] Use diplomacyJust [E7] take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [A7]!!Be careful [D] crossing streets, ooh, ooh, [A] Cut out sweets, ooh, ooh![F#m] Don’t eat meat, ooh, ooh, [E7] You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum!![A] Keep the spoon out of your cup, [B7] When you’re drinking tea[E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A] long to me [E7]!! [A] Button up your overcoat, [B7] When the wind is free! [E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [A7]!!Don’t sit on [D] hornet's tails, ooh, ooh, [A] Or on nails, ooh, ooh[F#m] Or third rails, ooh, ooh, [E7] You’ll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum!![A] Keep away from bootleg hooch, [B7] When you're on a spree![E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [E7]![A] Button up your overcoat, [B7] When the wind is free[E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me!![E7] Take good care of yourself, You be-[A]long to me [E7] [A]

You Done Stompt On My Heart!!I [G] told you that I loved you, and [C] you said that is so good!I [D7] called you my darlin’ and thought I always [G] would!But [G] now you've gone and left me, and I [C] don't know where you’re atYou [D7] done stompt on my heart and mashed that sucker [G] flat!!You [C] done stompt on my heart, you [G] broke it all apart![A7] Sweetheart, you just sorta [D7] stompt on my aorta!You [G] started stepping out with guys, I [C] felt us drift apart!And [D7] every step you took, was a stomp upon my [G] heart!!I [G] only hope that someday, when [C] you have got the blues![D7] In some lonely room, you look down at your [G] shoes!And [G] think about the tender heart you [C] crushed beneath the sole!When [D7] your young body craves good times and fancy [G] clothes!!You [C] done stompt on my heart, you [G] broke it all apart![A7] Sweetheart, you just sorta [D7] mashed on my aorta!You [G] started stepping out with guys, I [C] felt us drift apart!And [D7] every step you took, was a stomp upon my [G] heart!!And [D7] every step you took, was a stomp upon my [G] heart!!!!

Your Cheatin Heart!!Your cheatin [C]heart [C7] will make you [F]weep!You'll cry and [G7] cry and try to [C] sleep. !But sleep won't come [C7] the whole night [F] through!Your cheatin [G7] heart will tell on [C] you.!!When tears come [F] down like fallin [C] rain!You'll toss a-[D7]round and call my [G7] name!You'll walk the [C] floor [C7] the way I [F] do!Your cheatin [G7] heart will tell on [C] you!!Your cheatin [C] heart [C7] will pine some [F]day!And crave the [G7] love you threw [C] away!The time will come [C7] when you'll be [F] blue!Your cheatin [G7] heart will tell on [C] you.!!When tears come [F] down like fallin [C] rain!You'll toss a-[D7]round and call my [G7] name!You'll walk the [C] floor [C7] the way I [F] do!Your cheatin [G7] heart will tell on [C] you!!Your cheatin [G7] heart will tell on [C] you!

You've Got A Friend In Me!![C] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [C7]![F] You've got a friend in [C] me![F] When the [C] road looks [E7] rough a-[Am]head!And you're [F] miles and [C] miles from your [E7] nice warm [Am] bed![F] You just re-[C]member what your [E7] old pal [Am] said!Boy [D7] you've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [A7]!Yeah [D7] you've got a [G7] friend in [C] me !![C] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me![F] You've got a friend in [C] me [C7]![F] You got [C] troubles and [E7] I got 'em [Am] too![F] There isn't [C] anything I [E7] wouldn't [Am] do for you![F] We stick to-[C]gether, we can [E7] see it [Am] through!'Cause [D7] you've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [A7]![D7] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me!![F] Some other folks might be a [B7] little bit smarter than I am![C] Bigger and [B7] stronger [C] too, maybe![B7] But none of [C] them will [D] ever [B7] love you the [Em7] way I [A7] do!It's [Dm] me and [G7] you boy!![C] And as the [G7] years go [C] by [C7]!Our [F] friendship will never [C] die![F] You're gonna see it's our [C] des-[E7]tin-[Am]y![D7] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [A7]![D7] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [A7]![D7] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me [A7]![D7] You've got a [G7] friend in [C] me!

You’re So Square You [A] don't like [D] crazy [A] music, You [A] don't like [D] rockin' [A] bands. You [A] just wanna [D] go to the [A] movie [D] show, And [A] sit there [D] holdin' [A] hands. You're so [D] square... [E7] Baby I don't [A] care. I [A] don't know [D] why my [A] heart skips, I [A] only [D] know it [A] does. I [A] don't know [D] why, I [A] love you [D] baby, I [A] guess it's [D] just be-[A]cause.. You're so [D] square... [E7] Baby I don't [A] care. You [D] don't know any dance steps that I [A] do-o-o-o. I [D] only know I love you and I [B7] do, I do, I [E7] do, do, do. You [A] don't like [D] hot rod [A] racin’, Or [A] drivin’ [D] late at [A] night. You [A] just wanna [D] park where it’s [A] nice and [D] dark, You [A] wanna [D] hold me [A] tight You're so [D] square... [E7] Baby I don't [A] care. [BREAK] You [D] don't know any dance steps that I [A] do-o-o-o. I [D] only know I love you and I [B7] do, I do, I [E7] do, do, do. I [A] don't know [D] why my [A] heart skips, I [A] only [D] know it [A] does. I [A] don't know [D] why, I [A] love you [D] baby, I [A] guess it's [D] just be-[A]cause.. You're so [D] square... [E7] Baby I don't [A] care. You're so [D] square... [E7] Baby I don't [A] care.

Yvonne’s The One!![A] [F#m] [D] [E7] [A] [F#m] [D] [E7]![A] When I first saw [F#m] Yvonne, [D] volcanoes [E7] erupted ![A] And her laughter flowed [F#m] into my [D] life. !She [E7] seemed so [A] right, [E7] nothing [A] wrong, ![E7] Everything [A] about her [E7] was so [A] strong !So [A] waiting for the [F#m] magic to [D] start [E7]![F#m] Somebody touched me [D] deep in my [A] heart. [E7]!![A] Yv-[F#m]onne's the [D] one I’ve been [E7] dreaming [A] of!She [F#m] said, hold [D] on, you're not the [E7] only [A] one, !And [F#m] so I [D] said, you're [E7] wrong, Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7] !!When I [A] saw her a-[F#m]gain, I was [D] caught in a [E7] landslide ![A] But I didn't [F#m] dare let it [D] show. !Her [E7] ruby [A] lips were [E7] teasing [A] me !But [E7] jealousy [A] would never [E7] let us [A] be, !So waiting for the [F#m] magic to [D] start, [E7]!We [F#m] know it's gonna [D] tear us a-[A]part. [E7]!![A] Yv-[F#m]onne's the [D] one I’ve been [E7] dreaming [A] of!She [F#m] said, hold [D] on, you're not the [E7] only [A] one, !And [F#m] so I [D] said, you're [E7] wrong, Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7] !![F#m] She'll never know how [D] much I [E7] loved her, ![F#m] I never got to [D] tell her. [E7]![F#m] We never got a [D] chance to say fare-[E7]well, !Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7] Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7]!!When I [A] last saw Yv-[F#m]onne she was [D] covered in [E7] roses, !But the [A] laughter had [F#m] gone from her [D] eyes.!She [E7] walked so [A] tall, she [E7] looked so [A] grand![E7] Ev'rything a-[A]bout her [E7] could be [A] planned!But [A] what you get is [F#m] not what you [D] see [E7]!So [F#m] long Yvonne, you're [D] not fooling [A] me [E7] !![A] Yv-[F#m]onne's the [D] one I’ve been [E7] counting [A] on, !She [F#m] said, hold [D] on, you're not the [E7] only [A] one, !And [F#m] so I [D] said, so [E7] long, Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7] !![A] Yv-[F#m]onne's the [D] one I’ve been [E7] counting [A] on, !She [F#m] said, hold [D] on, you're not the [E7] only [A] one, !And [F#m] so I [D] said, so [E7] long, Yv-[A]onne [F#m] [D] [E7] [A]