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Someday, UNM Professor Derek Hamilton hopes to eliminate fetal alcohol syndrome.

Using lab rats for his research, Hamilton studies the ef-fects of prenatal ethanol consumption because many chil-dren su� er with a moderate version of FAS that can go un-detected for years.

“What you might see in a textbook about fetal alcohol syndrome, that’s full-blown FAS, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg,” he said.

� ere is a full spectrum of fetal alcohol syndrome dis-orders, de� ned by the Centers for Disease Control, as a group of conditions that result from a person’s mother drinking alcohol during pregnancy. FAS includes a mix of physical and neurological problems.

Full-blown FAS is easy to detect, Hamilton said, but moderate versions are less recognizable and equally dev-astating. In fact, .3-.7 percent of live births in the U.S. are af-� icted by full-blown FAS, but anywhere from 5-20 percent have moderate FAS, he said.

“In many cases, with lesser-a� ected children, behav-ioral impairment may not show up until the child goes to school and gets challenged,” Hamilton said. “It’s potentially a much, much larger number of children than we think.”

Hamilton’s research is federally funded and done in a UNM lab. Pregnant rats consume ethanol during gesta-tion, and Hamilton studies the behavior and brain func-tion of their o� spring. He said it’s harder to see the e� ects of FAS in rats exposed to lower amounts of ethanol.

“You wouldn’t be able to tell, looking at these rats, that they’d had heavy exposure to ethanol because they haven’t,” he said. “But when put in certain challenging situ-ations, when the demands of the task are a bit more strenu-ous, then you can observe de� cits.”

� e rats consume regular drinking alcohol while

by Kallie [email protected]

UNMH reviewed its security policy after a Jan. 4 shooting inci-dent, but the hospital didn’t make changes to its policy.

Daniel Cesar Dominguez-Gar-cia entered the hospital Jan. 4, with a gun, and fired a shot into the ceiling of the hospital’s pe-diatric floor after a dispute with his girlfriend. Dominguez-Garcia then left the building, leading po-lice to lock down UNM and streets surrounding the hospital.

UNMH spokesman Billy Sparks said the hospital reviewed its se-curity policy following the inci-dent but found nothing that could be improved.

“In view of the incident, we an-alyzed our security to determine if there was adequate coverage and adequate internal support,” he said. “It was deemed there was.”

The doors of the hospital allow anyone to enter the facility during daytime hours, Sparks said, but there are restrictions at later hours. He said that during the day there

Professor sees FAS-free futureResearch could lead to better detection, treatment for those with syndrome

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UNM head football coach Mike Locksley will have a lot less to take to the bank if he’s let go at the end of the season or in the future.

� e Albuquerque Journal reported Wednesday that the third-

year head coach signed a contract addendum Feb. 28 that reduces his buyout from $1.095 million to $450,000 if the University severs ties with him without cause after the 2011 season.

Athletics Director Paul Krebs told the Journal that the restructured deal made “economic sense.”

Locksley also stands to bene� t from the renegotiated terms.

If the Lobos win six games this season, Locksley gets a $50,000 incen-tive. � e revised contract also gives him more wiggle room if he leaves the University on his own volition or for another coaching opportunity.

Under the original contract, Lock-sley would have owed the University $250,000 if he terminated his deal be-fore the end of the 2011 season and $100,000 if he left at the end of 2011 or before 2014. But the addendum elim-inated the penalties if the third-year coach leaves by choice.

Revised contract reduces buyout

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Jean Ossorio holds a sign Wednesday supporting the Mexican wolf preservation e� ort. Animal Protection of New Mexico held the rally outside the Bookstore to raise awareness for the endangered species.

UNMH: No security changes after gun incidentare levels of coverage at entrances, with some opened and closed. At a certain point in the evening, only one entrance is open, and all en-trances are monitored 24/7.

UNMH’s six entrances are cam-era-monitored by an unarmed se-curity force, and Sparks said there is generally a security car parked by the emergency entrance.

Still, somehow Dominguez-Garcia got into the hospital armed, and he was not the first to bring a weapon on the premises.

Last June, a man’s concealed gun went off in the ER waiting room. No one was seriously

Laurisa Galvan / Daily LoboThe south entrance of UNM Hospital is one of several locked during evening hours. After the Jan. 4 shooting, hospital o� cials reviewed safety measures and decided no improvements were needed.

injured, but several patients were hit with bullet shards.

David Parker, of Ron Peterson Firearms, said acquiring a con-cealed-weapon license is simple. He said applicants have to pass a background check and a class with

written and physical exams, before the license is placed through the instructor.

Parker said license possession doesn’t enable carriers to bring a concealed weapon to hospitals, banks, public schools or other

“The security force at the hospital is highly trained and in great contact with

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public places. “If it is a privately owned busi-

ness, it is at the discretion of the owner,” he said.

Sparks said the hospital de-cided against installing metal de-tectors at entrances because of high patient traffic. There are 3.5 million patient encounters annu-ally in UNMH facilities, includ-ing the pharmacy and emergency care, and monitoring such a large amount of traffic would be diffi-cult, Sparks said.

“Between traumas and ambulances coming in and all similar situations, it would be next to impossible to get someone though magnetometer when they need immediate care,” he said.

Sparks said the hospital has confidence in its ability to handle another gunman situation.

“What we have done is initiate dialogue between our security and campus police force for a top-to-bottom review of procedure if that should happen again,” he said. “The security force at hospital is highly trained and in great contact with main campus police.”

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Hamilton monitors their blood alcohol content. Hamilton said he is adamant about protecting his research animals.

“They just drink it,” he said. “You don’t have to coax them to drink it ... They basically reach legal limits for in-toxication, .08 BAC.”

Hamilton said he hopes his work will improve the lives of children with unrecognized FAS.

“How many of these kids are out there with behavioral problems?” he said. “How many people in jails are actually suffering from FAS, and we don’t know because they’re not easy to identify?”

FAS lasts a lifetime, according to

the CDC. There is no cure for it, but research shows that early interven-tion treatment services can improve a child’s development.

There is no known amount of al-cohol that is safe to drink while preg-nant, and according to the CDC, there is also no safe time or type to consume during pregnancy.

Hamilton said he would like to see the FAS epidemic disappear entirely.

“I remain optimistic that that can happen,” he said. “... My ultimate goal is to either directly or indirectly, through the influence of my work, lead to the development of treatments. Someone else, either now or later, might benefit from my work, and then it’s worth it.”

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• About 1 in 8 pregnant women reported any alcohol use in the past

30 days.About • 1 in 50 reported binge

drinking in the past 30 days.

42.6• percent of New Mexican women 18-44 years reported any

alcohol use.10• percent of New Mexican

women; 18-44 years reported binge drinking.

In the U.S., half of pregnancies •are unplanned.

Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders refer to the range of effects that can happen

to a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy. These conditions can affect each person in different ways, and

can range from mild to severe.

A person with an FASD might have:Abnormal facial features

Small head sizeShorter-than-average height

Low body weightPoor coordination

Hyperactive behavior Difficulty paying attention

Poor memoryDifficulty in school (especially with math)

Learning disabilitiesSpeech and language delays

Intellectual disability or low IQPoor reasoning and judgment skills

Sleep and sucking problems as a babyVision or hearing problems

Problems with the heart, kidneys or bones *According to the CDC

fetal alcohol syndrome facts

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UNM Battle of the Bands is not a win-at-all-costs affair, but an avenue for creating alliances.

The battle showcases up-and-coming students who have less performance opportunities than established bands, said Bryan Jurus, director of Student Special Events. He said the winner will play alongside Twista and Flosstradamus at Fiestas.

“Battle of the Bands lends itself to finding new acts that we otherwise wouldn’t look at,” he said. “There’s a lot of bands that are going to be competing that may have never played before, and this is their first time to see how they do.”

Josh Herrera, pianist for competitor the Noms, said the battle highlights UNM talent.

“We’re kind of showing off the school, I guess you could say, because there’s not a whole lot that shows off the talent of the students at the school,” he said.

Ross Vogel, d r u m m e r for competitor Static Reply, said his band views the event less as a competition and more as another chance to play for an audience.

“We’re not really looking to win,” he said. “We’re just going out to have fun and play a show. It’s less fun if it’s all competitive. I’d rather play a fun show with cool people.”

Going into the competition with mean-spirited ferocity won’t give bands a competitive edge, said Sean Van Hoose, guitarist for competitor Marabout Saints. He said it’s more of a friendly competition and a time to connect with bands.

“It’s more like networking,” he said. “You get to see more bands

your age that play around Albuquer-que, make con-nections, and if you go in it to win,

you make a lot of enemies. And you

don’t really want to do that if you’re a

band because (if ) you help this band out,

they may help you out down the road.”

To date, 10 bands signed up, and Jurus said organiz-ers looked into

the bands to ensure t h e y ’ r e not just s o m e “ J o e Schmo.” Judging

by what he’s heard online,

Jurus said this year’s battle will have a rock slant.

“(It) is neat because last year it was kind of more country folk,” he

said. “It changes year to year, and in an odd way, I think it kind of follows trends, and rock is coming back right now.”

Van Hoose said the audience shouldn’t go into the event with expectations.

“I think people should go there not expecting anything because if you’re expecting someone to be good and they’re not, then you’re disappointed,” he said. “But if you go in there without expectations, you walk out with a smile.”

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Student with housing issuesbehaved inappropriately

Nuclear energy is not all bad, and it’s complicated to ban

LEttEr

Editor,

Joachim Oberst’s recent letter to the Daily Lobo demonstrated an admirable skill with prose and a remarkable ignorance regarding nuclear power and the Egyptian-style revolution he calls for.

In his letter, Oberst paints a moving picture about the consequences of nuclear energy, but pretty pictures do not make a convincing argument. He calls for the end of nuclear energy without understanding the ramifications of that call.

Japan relies on nuclear energy for 30 percent

of its electricity, while countries like France use it for nearly 90 percent of their energy.

What are these countries to do if they quit using nuclear energy? What alternatives do they have that are not costly in these economic times? Furthermore, is there even reason for such panic?

The International Atomic Energy Agency uses a seven-point scale to categorize nuclear accidents, with seven being the most severe. In all of nuclear history, there have only been two events above Level 5, with Japan poised to be the third.

Three. That’s it. In nearly 60 years of using nuclear reactors, we have only had three serious or major accidents.

Yet here we are going strong. More people have died in plane crashes than in nuclear accidents, but I don’t see cries for revolts

against the government if they refuse to destroy all airplanes. Perhaps if every nuclear reactor on the planet suffered a sudden and complete catastrophic incident then the “end of history,” as Oberst puts it, would occur, but that only means that we should not neglect nuclear reactors the way Japan did.

The lesson to be learned from Fukushima is that we should make sure that all possible safety measures are enacted with regards to nuclear power.

Oberst’s suggestion that we should engage in revolution that would claim more lives than a nuclear power accident is far from a rational course of action and fails to address the issues raised by Fukushima.

Kyle Farris UNM student

Editor,

Despite Chris Fullerton’s claims, both the vice president and associate vice president for Student Affairs worked extensively with him on his housing issues.

As President David Schmidly’s chief of staff, I represented the president on several phone calls with Fullerton. I am also in charge of the president’s office and support my staff’s actions with regards to Fullerton’s visit.

He was dishonest, disruptive and refused to listen to repeated requests to cease his behavior.

Breda Bova UNM Chief of Staff

Editor,

First off, I’d like to thank Rep. Joseph Dwor-ak for his words of opposition to ”mud-sling-ing” in campaigns.

Though I get the distinct impression that he is running against my presidency, I appreciate his efforts to maintain decorum.

I think it is important to set the record straight on a few of his accusations.

He accuses the current GPSA administra-tion of ignoring the big picture and instead fo-cusing on one-item agendas.

My administration cares about New Mexico and our state’s future economic viability.

We believe that having a highly educated work force will draw high-tech companies to this state, enabling us to generate revenue and jobs.

Higher tuition and fees are barriers to education.

The National Center for Higher Education Management Systems reports that New Mexi-co students borrowed an average of $5,200 in 2007, the second-highest average in the na-tion. We need to keep education affordable for everyone.

Focusing our resources (e.g. student fees, capital dollars, Instruction & General, etc.) on entertainment instead of education diminish-es the quality and quantity of our graduates. Currently, UNM reports a 13 percent four-year graduation and a 43 percent six-year graduation rate. This lags behind our peer institutions.

Closed meetings and backroom deals pre-vent students, staff, faculty and taxpayers from holding decision-makers accountable — which allows for corruption and pet projects that are not in line with the academic mission.

Videotaping the Student Fee Review Board meetings ensures that everyone can watch how our fees are being spent.

With regard to our efforts to represent stu-dents’ interests: In January 2010, the GPSA Council called a special election (not a poll, not a survey, but an election run by UNM Informa-tion Technologies) that had an unprecedented turnout.

More than 1,163 graduate and professional students (20 percent) participated, and more than 85 percent of those students that voted supported pulling funds from Athletics and redistributing them to programs more in line with the academic mission. In comparison, ASUNM reported only 12 percent of the under-graduate students turned out for their last pres-idential election.

I appreciate Dworak’s efforts to hold the GPSA administration accountable, and I sin-cerely apologize if my “aggressive and outspo-ken” approach has offended him or any of his former ASUMM colleagues.

It is my hope, however, that UNM is better for it.

Lissa Knudsen GPSA President

Editor,

President David Schmidly said it’s a mis-conception that New Mexican families cannot afford tuition increases.

I almost threw up when I read this. Where on Earth does this guy come up with this stuff? Where did UNM find this guy? This is just an-other example that shows how detached Schmidly is from UNM students and families.

Dear Mr. Schmidly, I invite you to spend a day with me working two jobs and attend-ing classes, and then tell me I should have no problem affording tuition increases.

William Burleigh UNM student

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LEttErsGPSA president sets record straight about accusations

LEttErs

Editor,

During my work this legislative session as an Environment New Mexico intern, I saw firsthand an array of attacks undertaken against environmental regulations.

Numerous bills were introduced that would have hindered our state’s ability to reg-ulate greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions (as well as other pollutants) in the future. In ad-dition, several bills would have reduced the strictness of existing regulations or would have hindered the state’s regulatory agencies’ ability to enforce environmental law.

One bill in particular (SB 489), had it been signed into law, would have threatened New Mexico’s participation in the Western Climate Initiative (WCI), a regional cap and trade part-

nership with about 10 other western states, including Arizona and Colorado, which is scheduled to begin operating in 2012.

A regional cap-and-trade program in the American west will be a vital step in the de-velopment of renewable energy in our state and country.

America’s economic dependence on fossil fuel is not only environmentally destructive, but it is the greatest threat to our long-term economic prosperity. Well-designed and strictly enforced cap-and-trade programs re-ward energy companies that invest in renew-ables and penalize those that do not.

Over time, the amount of carbon permits available through the program decreases, le-gally mandating a reduction in emissions.

The cap-and-trade program proposed in the WCI provides a smart, competitive and market-driven mechanism we can use to de-crease our dependence on electricity from fossil fuels.

We can also encourage the development

of renewable energy infrastructure that will provide electricity and employment oppor-tunities to New Mexicans for generations to come.

We are grateful that our legislators did the right thing and stood up for New Mexico’s en-vironment by voting down the bills that at-tacked the WCI and other regulations that would have put New Mexico’s environment and energy development in jeopardy.

However, it is unlikely that these battles are over.

We must remain vigilant and prepare for the impending 2012 legislative session battles.

Fortunately, New Mexico remains on track to a cleaner and greener future, thanks in large part to environmental ac-tivists across the state and the support of so many unsung heroes in the legislature.

Luc MouchetUNM student

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Editor’s Note: April Fools’ Day is tomorrow, and it’s bound to be filled with joy, dread or mild an-noyance. Either way, if you are looking to avoid being the butt of a joke, or do an awesome one yourself, check out these pranks for tips.

In 1987, Lynn Hudson played a prank on an Easter church camp with the classic plastic-wrap-on-the-toilet gag.

Hudson and friends planned to do it for a while, and they started setting up in the girls’ bathrooms at 3 a.m. They waited in a thicket of trees until the girls headed to the bathrooms.

“Soon after, there were a whole lot of loud screaming coming from the girls’ toilets as they let their bladders loose right on top of a layer of plastic wrap and back up at them instead of in,” he said.

The tricksters went a step fur-ther and rigged the showers, where they expected the girls to flee to af-ter using the toilets.

“The water came out, busting right through the layer of tissue and carrying a very non-diluted Kool-Aid-colored hair dye. And of course the girls had their eyes closed when they turned the wa-

ter on and didn’t notice for a few seconds, just long enough to thor-oughly change their hair and skin color.”

Camp counselors suspected the boys were the culprits, but Hudson and his friends never got caught.

However sadistic, Pat Corr de-cided to toy with his father’s emo-tions one April Fools’ Day. He said he tricked him into believing the family’s cat, Taco, died.

“We got a stuffed animal and put it in the distance and said, ‘What the shit? Is that Taco out there? Oh, he must just be tuckered out from exploring that night.’”

Two hours later, his father looked out the window and saw that the Taco look-alike wasn’t moving. That’s when Corr gave him the bad news.

“I said, ‘Dad, I think we lost Taco,’” he said. “He looked out the window with a distraught face, a tear on the brink. Two seconds later, the real Taco walks out and meows.”

~Alexandra Swanberg

UNM junior Andy Swords un-dertook a simple prank in high school. He looked to toilet-paper his pastor’s son’s car. Swords’ TP-ing work was done before youth group, but he had a feeling some-thing was wrong.

“Little did I know, he was watch-ing me through the front door the whole time,” he said. “I got a lot of crap for it for the longest time af-ter that.”

Student Brianne Peterson re-membered one April Fools’ Day not being quite as light-hearted.

“One time this guy called me and made his voice sound like he got in a really bad car accident, like he was dying,” she said. “That made me call the cops and drive out there to get him.”

When she arrived at the scene of the “crash,” Peterson received quite the shock.

“I’m in tears and he says ‘April Fools,’” she said. “It was awesome, so much fun.”

~Antonio Sanchez

It wasn’t April Fools’ Day, but “Jeremy” decided that it would be funny to spike his Boy Scout troop’s drinks with Ex-Lax during a 50-mile hiking trip.

Slightly miffed, Jeremy’s troop mates decided that when April Fools’ Day came around, Jeremy would regret the “bowel assault.”

Jeremy has an immense fear of bugs. So much so that even as a nature-inclined Boy Scout, he sprayed the perimeter of his tent with bug repellant. He also slept on a raised cot.

That night Troop 85 laced Jer-emy’s Kool-Aid with a sleeping pill, so he went to bed early. His troop mates then duct-taped him inside his sleeping bag to his cot and dragged Jeremy outside of his tent.

They propped him against a tree, but he hardly noticed that he was being duct-taped to the tree, with a strip placed across his forehead.

Jeremy woke up to find he was in the middle of nature, with spi-ders laying eggs in his hair.

~Juanita Martinez

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by Graham [email protected]

“It’s a seven-pound stuffed sopapilla, dude.”

“I realize that, Zach.” Zach Gould was the

photographer who first embarked on the Albuquerque Food Challenge project.

“I mean.” I continued, mostly to myself. “I’m trying to get a physical handle on the mass of it. Just the mass.”

Zach drove his ratty truck up the North I-25 rush-hour traffic shifting through slow, wide lanes of SUVs that dwarfed us.

“I bought 10 pounds of potatoes last night.” I said. “So I have that to go on. But this is a bag of fatty madness.”

“Do you really think you can eat it?” Zach asked.

“I don’t know, man.”

“It’s seven pounds of food —”“—I know—“ “—which means. It’s probably three pounds

of chicken...three pounds of beef…”I tried to imagine a single pound of meat.

I summoned mental fragments of fleshy TV dinners and fatty grocery aisle meats. My chances didn’t seem good.

The economic reasons for eating challenges make sense: It’s all marketing. What’s really mind-boggling to me is that the challenges are popular.

American mentalities play into it, surely. The machismo of competition and the reward of a free meal is too much to pass up for the male mind. We like to think we’re elite and that we’re smart and savvy enough to beat the system. The shocking part to me is that the “elite” revolve around the manfully virile lard bucket.

And here I was, getting ready to take part in that same tradition that encouraged and celebrated gluttony as success.

AN UNSETTLINGCHALLENGE

The view of the Sadie’s sign ahead conjured feelings of guilt, gluttony and dread. Or maybe just hunger.

“Welcome to Sadie’s,” the doorman mumbled.

Jerry, the manager, was friendly, leading us back to the thick New Mexican dungeon that was Sadie’s kitchen. The massive tin factory of heat and sound boomed as the factored armies packed the space with clamoring Spanish and

physical weight.The sopa itself — the size of a small child —

was produced and laid out in front of us. As the ingredients gathered, it didn’t seem

that bad. The combined beef and chicken weighed about a pound. Piles of papas and frijoles were stuffed inside, but they seemed within a doable realm.

My mouth watered as the red chile was ladled en masse on one half and green on the other. � e top � ap of the sopa was placed over the top and down rained the blubbery layer of cheese. � e cook lifted up the fatty beast and weighed it. My mouth dropped — “Six pounds.”

“With the garnish and everything, it’ll weight about seven pounds,” the cook said, casually.

“It’s almost there.” He threw more cheese across the top, and I

watched in horror as the needle crept toward the little, red “7.”

� e sopa was carried o� on a pizza pan and placed in a heater for the cheese to melt.

“I personally don’t really have much of a choice serving it,” the cook said. “I just think it’s really obnoxious.”

I stood and stared at my bulging opponent. I had seen manholes that were smaller. Garnished and horrid and smelling delicious, it waited patiently for its purpose to be ful� lled.

It had a soul as I stared into it, its new life in my hands. I watched every step of its emotional creation, all leading to this moment.

“Go ahead and eat it, I guess,” Zach said, � atly.

I took my � rst bite.I hacked and sawed and chewed and bit and

ripped and crammed and shoved and swallowed. And then repeated, keeping up speed.

And yeah, it was tasty. � e beef and red chile at the back of the beast was good, but it was hard to really enjoy. I was tearing out sections and eating them and segmenting out more.

The majority of it was gone when I started to slow down significantly. A pound or two left. I could feel it wanting to work its way back up, the pressure and nausea that occurs when your body is subtly trying to tell you you’re being a

complete moron. “I don’t know why you’re even still doing this,” Zach said to me as I

slumped over table.“It’s the principle of the thing,” I mumbled over the pile of cheese and

bean tissue.“We already got it for free. Why does it matter?”“I feel drunk,” I answered.This was it, I realized. Zach was right. If I tried to finish it, I would

certainly puke. There was no doubt. I felt uncomfortable about the entire scenario anyway. Maybe I could escape with some semblance of dignity if I didn’t turn into Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life” in the Sadie’s dining hall.

Suddenly a waitress appeared out of nowhere.“How is everything?” she asked sweetly.All I could do was laugh.

Zach Gould / Daily LoboDaily Lobo reporter Graham Gentz undertakes the Sadie’s Sopapilla Challenge on Tuesday. Gentz failed to � nish the massive, seven-pound stu� ed entrée.

Zach Gould / Daily LoboSadie’s seven-pound “La Sopapilla Del Muerte” taunts and teases the human capacity for gluttony.

Zach Gould / Daily LoboA Sadie’s prep cook piles pounds of chicken, beef, beans, papas, cheese, red and green chile, and garnish on a sopapilla.

“Human beings do not eat

nutrients; they eat food.”

~Mary Catherine Bateson

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� e Sopapilla Challenge is a seven-pound dinner. It’s � lled with chicken or beef, smoth-ered in red or green chile, topped with salsa and tostados and a small sopapilla for dessert. Contestants have an hour to � nish the giant. Fifty people tried it since it’s inception in 2009, and only four contestants won.


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Albuquerque has an undiscovered world of food challenges.

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